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  1. Re:no spore? on Analysts Foresee Another Banner Year For Videogame Industry · · Score: 1

    I plan on mangling the creature's fingers and eyes out of boredom. Well heck, if what Will's saying is true, expect the whole Spore meta-verse to be subdued by goatse guy.. oops.. I mean chickens...

  2. so it requires training ehh??.. on Nerve-tapping Neckband Allows 'Telepathic' Chat · · Score: 1

    Hi Mom...

  3. Re:Yeah, but... on Gnome 2.22 Released · · Score: 1

    Yes... and cakes.

  4. Re:Ah but it's fun to speculate... on BattleBots & ESPN Strike TV Deal · · Score: 1

    A robot that plays the all time hits of Britney Spears when hit/attacked. Further attacks would continously increase the volume of the loudspeakers.

    Win by default?

  5. Re:But.. on MacBook Air Confuses Airport Security · · Score: 1

    With plastic explosives, definitely yes...

  6. Can't blame them on MacBook Air Confuses Airport Security · · Score: 1

    it looks like TEH BOMB!!!11...

    (either that or they just want one)

    (or they just want to rub their thing on.. awww nvmd this one..)

  7. Re:Well unfortunately... on IE 5.5 Beats IE6 and IE7 On Acid 3 · · Score: 1

    lols, how could i be redundant and overrated at the same time considering that I'm one of the early posters and there is no in soviet russia jokes yet.. ohh I get it.. in soviet russia... hmmmm

  8. Well unfortunately... on IE 5.5 Beats IE6 and IE7 On Acid 3 · · Score: -1, Redundant

    not in Soviet Russia...

  9. Re:I shall answer the question! on Student Faces Expulsion for Facebook Study Group · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The reason is that cheater needs to be caught red-handed. If it is just a small cheating group assembled in the library table or the canteen, there is not enough incentive for the university to try to get them. The group is too small, could easily hide the evidence and there are dozens of such groups around.

    Now, if one tries to have a group the size of 100+ students in the library, canteen or anywhere in the premises. I'm sure there is more than enough incentive for the university to get them. Much like what they're doing here. And besides the evidence is as plain as the midday sun (w/o clouds).

  10. Re:Two ships go, One comes back. on Will Mars be a One-way Trip? · · Score: 1

    Two ships.. Now this is better, 3 ships..

    Ship #1 would be able to go from earth to Mars.
    Ship #2 would piggyback on Ship #1, smaller and designed to just get out to Mars orbit.
    Shit #3 would just wait in orbit to get crew back to Earth

    We could also add Ship #4, which would hide behind the moon and have Mars crew look alikes. They would go back to earth in case something bad happened...

  11. Re:Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Neglect on Drinkable Languages Offered At LA Time-Travel Mart · · Score: 1

    New from Time-Travel Mart:

    Time-travel whoosh!...

    (this type of whoosh goes back in time and whooshes over GP and parent)

  12. Re:Slashdot on Gaffes That Keep IT Geeks From the Boardroom · · Score: 5, Funny

    But in I.T. I'm only concerned with Feng Shui when I'm trying to make my code look like a landscape painting when rotated 90 degrees or when printed in my boss's continuous feed printer.

  13. Re:Ah well... on Astronomers Say Dying Sun Will Engulf Earth · · Score: 1

    Yah, all good things.. especially Titan's tropical beaches.... (by that time)

  14. Re:Seems easy enough. on Astronomers Say Dying Sun Will Engulf Earth · · Score: 1

    Let Chuck Norris fart in the sun's general direction.. That should do it..

  15. What do you expect... on Gmail CAPTCHA Cracked · · Score: 1

    It was still in beta... Things like this should be a normal part of the beta testing phase. That's the proper way to do it before releasing the product...

    Ohhh.. I feel my karma burning...

  16. Re:Bandwidth on Google Buys a Piece of a Cable To Japan · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I guess so... Japan got around 130 million people and considering the land area of the country it could only mean a greater population density. Ads love greater population densities. Imagine serving ads on public places, in trains and buses, and even on the weird personal gadgets that they always carry. (like their mobile tv on a DS)

    and better yet, they could make it video ads... (if not video ads, then at least youtube could better endure the influx of japanese anime and japanese game shows)

  17. Re:Stupid but obvious on Mars Rover Spirit Reaches Winter Tilt · · Score: 2, Funny

    Wait a minute! Supposing two swallows carried it together?

  18. Re:So how long until... on Google Buys a Piece of a Cable To Japan · · Score: 4, Funny

    But the other end goes to Japan... let's see how freedom stands up against the weekly monstrosities Tokyo is facing + the special once a year event where all the monsters join forces... but you should worry about Ultraman more since he would use those puny cables to round up those monsters...

  19. Re:Overkill for neighbours on Cell Phone Encryption Exploit Demonstrated · · Score: 3, Funny

    But my neighbors are speaking Klingon when they come out of the basement to talk in their mobile. How could this technology help me?

    They're also saying "ghob" out loud... also I think my other neighbors are raptors...

  20. Re:Hell that makes it worse on Identical Twins Not Identical After All · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm sure we've all had...


    Dude, you're still drunk... this is /. by the way.
    Look behind you, that's your bed... and there are no twins...
  21. You're very clever on Milky Way Is Twice the Size We Thought · · Score: 1

    young man, very clever... But it's turtles all the way down...

  22. Re:They should send a thousand of them to antarcti on Submersible Glider Powered By Thermal Changes · · Score: 4, Funny

    That would be misinterpreted by the whales as an act of war...

  23. Re:Pirates are pirates...... on Windows XP Update Library On a CD · · Score: 5, Informative

    If I followed the events last year correctly, It seems that the main argument of MS is that the AutoPatcher team distributes the patches from their own "servers" and not Microsoft's thus the possibility of the patches being distributed could be tampered with and not the "same" as the ones in MS servers.

    Autopatcher was surely hurt by that but I believe they found a "loophole" in MS's demands. Last time I had visited the site, they are developing a client that would download the patches directly from the MS servers and after that act like the old Autopatcher.

  24. Re:Return it to Samsung, through their window on Samsung Sued Over "Defective" Blu-ray Player · · Score: 1

    ...and HD-DVD players that now are only good as boat anchors.
    What, you mean this cutting-edge HD technological wonder is only as good as boat anchors? What's the point of dragging these cutting-edge technologies under your boat... Oh wait.. Ohhhh my...
  25. Re:I don't use Real... on Security Research and Blackmail · · Score: 1

    Apparently, the blackhats do...