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  1. Please oh great fsm... on The Unique Candidates of the New Hampshire Primary · · Score: 3, Funny

    Please, tell me that The Rent Is Too Damn High Party will be represented. I've missed that guy.

  2. Re:In lieu of the moon or Mars on Satellite Captures Burning Man From Space · · Score: 1

    Wires were much bigger back then.

  3. Re:In lieu of the moon or Mars on Satellite Captures Burning Man From Space · · Score: 1

    weren't (dammit, must proofread)

  4. Re:In lieu of the moon or Mars on Satellite Captures Burning Man From Space · · Score: 1

    If only there were all of those damned trees releasing water vapor. Oh, wait...

  5. Re:It can be seen with the unaided eye on Satellite Captures Burning Man From Space · · Score: 1

    And there were no geriatric gay guys sans pants, either.

    Then why bother?

  6. Re:900,000 servers... on Google Running 900,000 Servers · · Score: 1

    That's the idea.

  7. Re:I'm panicking! on Google+ Already At 10 Million Users · · Score: 1

    Done.

  8. Re:Too Many on The Intentional Flooding of America's Heartland · · Score: 2

    They pay for the sterilizations.

  9. Re:What timing... on LulzSec Announces That It Is Done · · Score: 1

    Don't be so cynical. They just couldn't be sure of internet access at summer camp.

  10. Re:Apparently nobody told the new IP owner... on Ars Technica Review Slams Duke Nukem Forever · · Score: 4, Funny

    There's a movie in there somewhere. I know, we'll call it The Game Producers.

  11. Re:Security has improved on Malware Scanner Finds 5% of Windows PCs Infected · · Score: 1

    Ahh... don't you just love smell of a fresh straw-man in the morning.

  12. Re:They should add a wing on Martin Jetpack Climbs 5000 Feet Above Sea Level · · Score: 2

    My thoughts exactly. Even helicopters and VTOL airplanes spend as little time as possible hovering or in straight vertical motion, both because of how fast it burns fuel and because most (all?) aircraft are more stable when moving horizontally.

    Having a wing capable of providing enough lift for an unpowered decent and landing would also make the parachute the last resort that it should be. With the current configuration, the only solution for running out of fuel in flight is deploying the chute. While the landing may be survivable it looked likely to break a few bones.

  13. Re:All the way from Darwin? on Martin Jetpack Climbs 5000 Feet Above Sea Level · · Score: 1

    Hell, Google Maps can't even figure out how to get there!

    Yet some how it can figure out how to get from Tokyo to LA.

  14. Re:Thanks for inappropriate ratings on Amazon Gags On Gaga · · Score: 1

    Well, it was the one time I really needed to get that dialer app, but thanks to poor service I had to dig the damned DHD out by hand.

  15. Re:Walt Disney? on Disney Seeks Trademark On 'Seal Team 6' · · Score: 5, Funny

    It'll all be part of the new Abbottabad Pavilion at Epcot Center. Osama bin Laden will be executed twice Sunday-Thursday, 4 times Friday-Saturday. Following the assault reenactment, dead Osama and Seal Team Six will take pictures and watch porn with the kids.

  16. Question of terminology on Confusion Surrounds UK Cookie Guidelines · · Score: 2

    IANAL(imey), so I'm having trouble understanding why the UK law bans the use of biscuits. /girds loins/

  17. Re:Inception on Global Warming To Hinder Wi-Fi Signals, Claims UK Gov't · · Score: 1

    I love a good +2, Troll.

  18. Re:Only a few left.... on Marking 125 Years Since the Great Gauge Change · · Score: 1

    Sorry, why again should we bow down to you people, oh great and wonderful god-like perfect Europeans?

    It's standard etiquette, at least in civilized countries.

  19. Re:not relevant if reducible to mathmatics. on Patent 5,893,120 Reduced To Pure Math · · Score: 1

    What's wrong with advocating for a moderate solution where in large scale concepts and innovations like entirely new algorithms to perform tasks related to commercial grade software would be protected, but, also disallow abuse by those who would make it their entire business model to abuse the system?

    Under that system Edison would have patented the idea of a light bulb, waited around for some other sucker to figure out how to actually make one, then sued for any profits a few years later.

  20. Re:This doesn't change anything on Patent 5,893,120 Reduced To Pure Math · · Score: 2

    And that, boys and girls, is why you always leave one step unspecified.

  21. Re:This doesn't change anything on Patent 5,893,120 Reduced To Pure Math · · Score: 1

    So grandma will finally get to see The Google.

  22. Re:Deja Vu on Skynet Becomes Aware, Launches Nuclear Attack · · Score: 1

    We do. What do you think all of the post-its are for?

  23. Re:Deja Vu on Skynet Becomes Aware, Launches Nuclear Attack · · Score: 1

    That whole waterfall thing's been killing us. We finally adopted Agile practices. Our first sprint is nearing completion. You can expect your microwaves to start burning your popcorn shortly.

    -Scrum Master
      Cyberdyne Systems

  24. Re:I like paying taxes on Need a Receipt On Taxes? The Federal Tax Receipt · · Score: 1

    Yes, I know, it's FDNY. Guess I've been away for too long.

  25. Re:I like paying taxes on Need a Receipt On Taxes? The Federal Tax Receipt · · Score: 1

    Mortgage/insurance based enforcement is just one possibility. As for enforcement it depends on how you define government, for example many deeds require you to be subject to the oversight of a home owner's association. Is that a government? No, not quite, but it's close. The primary difference is that you're bound by contract (i.e. the deed) rather than by law. What kind of government enforcement, if any, is appropriate varies depending on what particular externality you're talking about.