... The POS was an aspie. An assburger. A loonie autistic spazz. Those non-persons are the problem: round'em all up, segregate them somewhere they can't harm anyone. Of course, we'll need a test to detect them while in the womb so that we can have them forcefully aborted.
This Zuckerberg jude untermensch must bow to the laws of the Grosse Deutschland über alles! Dispatch Totenkopf Death Kommando "Sieg Heil" to bring him to Konzentrationkamp "Schnelle Tode Kaputt" to gas some Aryaneübermenlischesweltannshaung in his thick sküll. Kartoffeln fleischkäse der scheisse für alles! EXTERMINIERUNG!
Hungary has suicide-inducing songs ("Vége a világnak", known elsewhere as "Gloomy Sunday"). They had to get Sam M. Lewis to add a stanza to defuse it, or upon radio broadcasting it would have caused a massive epidemy of suicide-o-mania across the globe. It is rumored Nikola Tesla, an ancestor of the Winchester brothers and Marsupial Man were involved in the operation.
Guns are meant to fire bullets, they sometimes are used to kill. General-purpose computers can be used to hack, crack and do other "harmful" stuff. Buy a tablet and lock yourself up in a walled garden or you're a terr-ow-reest.
DO NOT stay at home when you're sick. Especially if you have the flu. Unless you're really sick and can't get out of bed, by all means get to office - preferably by using public transportation - so that you can infect as many people as possible. It is good, healthy, natural selection. Spread the love, spread the sickness. Feel the White Horseman's power! Your name is Pestilence, and the time of Conquest has come! By all means cough on the crowds, on the weak, on the soon-to-be-suffering. Relish on the thought of their bedridden carcasses, sinuses clogged with green snot! Don't keep the sickness within you, spread it to your heart's content on coworkers and bosses, rejoicing because they will take it back home to their families! Then, content with doing Nature's job, you can ride it out home, a smug grin on your pale face, broken only by chest-heaving coughs!
Because geeks are not intelligent. They're moronic, smelly, zombie-like fugly bags of pus with no social skills or sense of personal hygiene to speak of. They're not "intelligent", they like to read science books, ogle at the pretty pictures and spout out ungodly quantities of technobabble they don't even understand. That's one of the reasons we beat them up and shit on their faces.
You can make a.22 LR or.25 ACP pistol with very few tools. In fact, if you don't need/want a rifled barrel you can build a single shot "Liberator-like" pistol for little money and effort. You can also make a homemade chemical bomb with even less effort. Incendiaries and homemade explosives are also easy, at least for those like me who had the benefits of a Catholic education. DIY 3D printed weapons are, quite frankly, an overcomplication you don't need.
I know the trolls are lining up to post "Ass-burgers is fake anyway, I met an Ass-pie once, and he was fine."
No, they're not fine: they're downright fugly and stupid, and need to be bashed out of existence
then please consider that what you didn't see was the countless hours of practice and stress and anxiety of being able to pretend to be that way; the habitual exhaustion from the effort of doing so
So what, fuck'em. On second thoughts, don't fuck them, they're too fugly.
the depression and abysmal self-esteem from never, never understanding the people around you or being able to tell whether people actually like you or not.
This is easy: nobody likes you. No-one at all. Now make a nice noose out of barbed wire, secure one end to something solid and get the noose around your scrawny neck, set yourself on fire and jump off a tall building.
The years of teasing and abuse
Deserved.
the subsequent years of retrospectively realising all the other things which were teasing and abuse at the time but we couldn't tell at the time.
>
You can't even tell when we're shitting on you? Man, you're more stupid than we thought.
The incessant Impostor's Syndrome, which only gets worse the higher you rise -- if you can move forward in your career.
Which doesn't happen. Loserboys never win.
Who speak nineteen languages, but get scurvy because they forget to eat.
Nobody. But there are people who believe they can speak 19 languages, then don't know how to eat properly. We call them "loserboys".
people whose executive dysfunction requires the scheduling of bathing and eating
Beat them up.
where even slight interruptions can trigger a panic attack
Beat them up harder.
The meltdowns and fear and frustration and despair.
Beat them up until they don't get up anymore.
The ones who killed themselves in despair or ended up on the streets or were institutionalised or are housebound on antidepressants and anti-anxiety meds.
Good riddance. Now why don't you all loserboys follow their example and erase yourselves from existence?
Because when people started actually looking at how many people had an ASD, it turns out to be much more than anyone thought.
Yeah. Perish the thought that competent professionals can actually know better than a bunch of deluded nerds who cling on to some self-aggrandizing fantasies.
Face the truth, loserboy: you tried the "oh-I-am-so-special" clinical card and got busted. Now you only have a lifetime of laugh and scorn to look forward to, so why don't you do yourself and everybody else a favour, and just suicide?
Life for an individual begins at its conception. The fact that we can terminate it without legal consequences within a certain time range is a matter of law, not biology. The fact that we would like to terminate it when in pain or badly handicapped is something being discussed. The fact that we should also be allowed to terminate some people well after birth and while more or less healthy is another matter better settled in the absence of witnesses. Nature itself doesn't seem to care when life is terminated so relax and clean up your scythe.
... Suicide. Really, it should have been the main plan all along. Piece o' shit loserboy nerd wants to challenge The Man, gets caught, gets what it deservers: arms twisted behind the back, face in feces. And that's only for starters. Really, if you're a nerd do the world a favour and kill yourself. One less turdbrained oxygen waster to worry about.
"... it would immoral of you to drive, because the risk of you hurting yourself or another person will be far greater than if you allowed a machine to do the work"
Then kill yourself immediately so you won't endanger anyone, fecesbrained moron.
Amen. I would add Defender to the list: simple, fast gameplay, strategy element due to different enemies with different behaviour and the need to make effective use of the radar, and also to protect a number of humans in order to avoid the planet's destruction and almost certain Game Over. Multiple controls, great mix of action and fast thinking. In short, a game for jocks. No loserboy nerd could ever hope to confront it.
Certainly not! They should be HAPPY that we want to destroy their culture, because we view certain aspects of it as being backwards and primitive! Our way is simply BETTER!
Our way IS better. Our civilization IS superior. Those are stone cold hard facts. If you disagree step away immediately from your computer, give up all Western civilization's conquests and feel free to live in moo-slime crapland. Once upon a time we could afford to ignore them but now the world is smaller and the West need to man up and offer them a simple choice: give up or be not. It's not a matter of patriotism, idealism or anything: simply pragmatism. Anyone who doubts our way of life and our culture are not superior to their shit can commit suicide and rid the world of an idiot.
There would ne no middle eastern hassle if the Nazis had never existed in the first place. The whole goal of the Sionist movement as intended by Theodore Hertzl was to get the European Jews a new homeland to be safe from the ever-racist shitstabbing euro-peons. Middle-eastern troubles? European intervention and racism. African trouble? European colonialism. Communism atrocities? Europeans, again. While americans deserve to be spat upon for the shit they inflicted upon the world, europeans deserve to be buried in a pile of hot, steaming feces, especially since they're always so smugly self-righteous after the crimes that little subcontinent has managed to get away with.
Passengers. They take up space and they have mass - too much mass. Find a way to make a passenger air transport business profitable while getting rid of passengers and you've cracked it.
Brazil is the fastest growing economy in South America, and the sixth on the global scale. France is a powerful and influential founding member of the European Union. Neither Europe nor South America love the US very much. Both have the potential to cause big trouble for Google and other US companies if they decide so, and a good lot of the population would back them out of genuine hatred for all things American (even as they listen to Eminem on their iPods). France is not Belgium. Do not underestimate the ruckus those baguette-fuckers can raise.
Anyway, why would a "normal citizen" like "a politician" would open a bank account outside of the reach of the European union? There is no need.
There is no need for a lot of stuff, including free speech and owning a PC. Because it's possible, and because actually being the owner of one's own money isn't bad. When things get tough your government is not going after the richest - they can fight back, threaten to leave the country and close down all their operations there increasing unemployment and further reducing revenue - they're going after the middle guys who have little options and do not have vast armies of lawyers. They go after those they can threaten and blackmail. That's why it makes sense. It would make more sense to get the heck out of Dodge and move to more sensible countries but the world is getting smaller and stuff like the US and the EU (though less so) act like they own the world - until another 'Nam or, soon enough, Afghanistan, tells them no, it's not the case. So yes, moving your money elsewhere is a good move. Soon enough it will be China, good luck pressuring them. Gonna be fun. Maybe it will teach a lot of governments that their citizens' money is not something to waste and line their pockets with.
Above all, remember to carry some lawyers' business cards in your wallet so they will be visible when they demand you to show ID or anything. If a mall wannabe cop does so much as touch you, fall to the ground IMMEDIATELY and feign a heart attack or epileptic seizure. Attract attention. You're the new Rodney King, and they're the SS. Everybody must see and remember exactly this: "the security guard assaulted a sick person and I thought he had killed him, it was brutal and horrible oh my god oh my god". The premise owners do not like the bad publicity and they know the customers will probably avoid the place for quite some time - if they don't decide to go elsewhere - which results in a loss of profit. They will not back the security firm and they might well sue them themselves. If you don't want confrontation, carry fake press credentials, security business to not want to see a newspaper title reading "ASSAULTED BY FASCIST THUGS" and their name on it. And, of course, get some covert cameras. And fake blood.
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... The POS was an aspie. An assburger. A loonie autistic spazz. Those non-persons are the problem: round'em all up, segregate them somewhere they can't harm anyone. Of course, we'll need a test to detect them while in the womb so that we can have them forcefully aborted.
This Zuckerberg jude untermensch must bow to the laws of the Grosse Deutschland über alles! Dispatch Totenkopf Death Kommando "Sieg Heil" to bring him to Konzentrationkamp "Schnelle Tode Kaputt" to gas some Aryaneübermenlischesweltannshaung in his thick sküll. Kartoffeln fleischkäse der scheisse für alles! EXTERMINIERUNG!
No. You must think in Russian. You cannot think in English and then translate.
Shut up, limey. Tiocfaidh ár lá!
Hungary has suicide-inducing songs ("Vége a világnak", known elsewhere as "Gloomy Sunday"). They had to get Sam M. Lewis to add a stanza to defuse it, or upon radio broadcasting it would have caused a massive epidemy of suicide-o-mania across the globe. It is rumored Nikola Tesla, an ancestor of the Winchester brothers and Marsupial Man were involved in the operation.
Shoot the pilot when he's on the way home. Lack of imagination, that's your problem.
Guns are meant to fire bullets, they sometimes are used to kill. General-purpose computers can be used to hack, crack and do other "harmful" stuff. Buy a tablet and lock yourself up in a walled garden or you're a terr-ow-reest.
DO NOT stay at home when you're sick. Especially if you have the flu. Unless you're really sick and can't get out of bed, by all means get to office - preferably by using public transportation - so that you can infect as many people as possible. It is good, healthy, natural selection. Spread the love, spread the sickness. Feel the White Horseman's power! Your name is Pestilence, and the time of Conquest has come! By all means cough on the crowds, on the weak, on the soon-to-be-suffering. Relish on the thought of their bedridden carcasses, sinuses clogged with green snot! Don't keep the sickness within you, spread it to your heart's content on coworkers and bosses, rejoicing because they will take it back home to their families! Then, content with doing Nature's job, you can ride it out home, a smug grin on your pale face, broken only by chest-heaving coughs!
Because geeks are not intelligent. They're moronic, smelly, zombie-like fugly bags of pus with no social skills or sense of personal hygiene to speak of. They're not "intelligent", they like to read science books, ogle at the pretty pictures and spout out ungodly quantities of technobabble they don't even understand. That's one of the reasons we beat them up and shit on their faces.
You can make a .22 LR or .25 ACP pistol with very few tools. In fact, if you don't need/want a rifled barrel you can build a single shot "Liberator-like" pistol for little money and effort. You can also make a homemade chemical bomb with even less effort. Incendiaries and homemade explosives are also easy, at least for those like me who had the benefits of a Catholic education. DIY 3D printed weapons are, quite frankly, an overcomplication you don't need.
I know the trolls are lining up to post "Ass-burgers is fake anyway, I met an Ass-pie once, and he was fine."
No, they're not fine: they're downright fugly and stupid, and need to be bashed out of existence
then please consider that what you didn't see was the countless hours of practice and stress and anxiety of being able to pretend to be that way; the habitual exhaustion from the effort of doing so
So what, fuck'em. On second thoughts, don't fuck them, they're too fugly.
the depression and abysmal self-esteem from never, never understanding the people around you or being able to tell whether people actually like you or not.
This is easy: nobody likes you. No-one at all. Now make a nice noose out of barbed wire, secure one end to something solid and get the noose around your scrawny neck, set yourself on fire and jump off a tall building.
The years of teasing and abuse
Deserved.
the subsequent years of retrospectively realising all the other things which were teasing and abuse at the time but we couldn't tell at the time.
> You can't even tell when we're shitting on you? Man, you're more stupid than we thought.
The incessant Impostor's Syndrome, which only gets worse the higher you rise -- if you can move forward in your career.
Which doesn't happen. Loserboys never win.
Who speak nineteen languages, but get scurvy because they forget to eat.
Nobody. But there are people who believe they can speak 19 languages, then don't know how to eat properly. We call them "loserboys".
people whose executive dysfunction requires the scheduling of bathing and eating
Beat them up.
where even slight interruptions can trigger a panic attack
Beat them up harder.
The meltdowns and fear and frustration and despair.
Beat them up until they don't get up anymore.
The ones who killed themselves in despair or ended up on the streets or were institutionalised or are housebound on antidepressants and anti-anxiety meds.
Good riddance. Now why don't you all loserboys follow their example and erase yourselves from existence?
Because when people started actually looking at how many people had an ASD, it turns out to be much more than anyone thought.
Yeah. Perish the thought that competent professionals can actually know better than a bunch of deluded nerds who cling on to some self-aggrandizing fantasies. Face the truth, loserboy: you tried the "oh-I-am-so-special" clinical card and got busted. Now you only have a lifetime of laugh and scorn to look forward to, so why don't you do yourself and everybody else a favour, and just suicide?
Life for an individual begins at its conception. The fact that we can terminate it without legal consequences within a certain time range is a matter of law, not biology. The fact that we would like to terminate it when in pain or badly handicapped is something being discussed. The fact that we should also be allowed to terminate some people well after birth and while more or less healthy is another matter better settled in the absence of witnesses. Nature itself doesn't seem to care when life is terminated so relax and clean up your scythe.
... Suicide. Really, it should have been the main plan all along. Piece o' shit loserboy nerd wants to challenge The Man, gets caught, gets what it deservers: arms twisted behind the back, face in feces. And that's only for starters. Really, if you're a nerd do the world a favour and kill yourself. One less turdbrained oxygen waster to worry about.
"... it would immoral of you to drive, because the risk of you hurting yourself or another person will be far greater than if you allowed a machine to do the work" Then kill yourself immediately so you won't endanger anyone, fecesbrained moron.
Call it "Doomwatch" and be done with it.
Amen. I would add Defender to the list: simple, fast gameplay, strategy element due to different enemies with different behaviour and the need to make effective use of the radar, and also to protect a number of humans in order to avoid the planet's destruction and almost certain Game Over. Multiple controls, great mix of action and fast thinking. In short, a game for jocks. No loserboy nerd could ever hope to confront it.
Nope, it's a portmanteau of "bigot" and "faggot".
Not exactly... snipers still feel remorse for their first kill at the very least..
Worry not. The second is... Yes, considerably.
Certainly not! They should be HAPPY that we want to destroy their culture, because we view certain aspects of it as being backwards and primitive! Our way is simply BETTER!
Our way IS better. Our civilization IS superior. Those are stone cold hard facts. If you disagree step away immediately from your computer, give up all Western civilization's conquests and feel free to live in moo-slime crapland. Once upon a time we could afford to ignore them but now the world is smaller and the West need to man up and offer them a simple choice: give up or be not. It's not a matter of patriotism, idealism or anything: simply pragmatism. Anyone who doubts our way of life and our culture are not superior to their shit can commit suicide and rid the world of an idiot.
There would ne no middle eastern hassle if the Nazis had never existed in the first place. The whole goal of the Sionist movement as intended by Theodore Hertzl was to get the European Jews a new homeland to be safe from the ever-racist shitstabbing euro-peons. Middle-eastern troubles? European intervention and racism. African trouble? European colonialism. Communism atrocities? Europeans, again. While americans deserve to be spat upon for the shit they inflicted upon the world, europeans deserve to be buried in a pile of hot, steaming feces, especially since they're always so smugly self-righteous after the crimes that little subcontinent has managed to get away with.
As a euroboy
Shit yourself out of your semen-encrusted asshole and flush, you nazi child-molesting sisterfucking commie cocksucking aryanophile euroturd.
Passengers. They take up space and they have mass - too much mass. Find a way to make a passenger air transport business profitable while getting rid of passengers and you've cracked it.
Brazil is the fastest growing economy in South America, and the sixth on the global scale. France is a powerful and influential founding member of the European Union. Neither Europe nor South America love the US very much. Both have the potential to cause big trouble for Google and other US companies if they decide so, and a good lot of the population would back them out of genuine hatred for all things American (even as they listen to Eminem on their iPods). France is not Belgium. Do not underestimate the ruckus those baguette-fuckers can raise.
Anyway, why would a "normal citizen" like "a politician" would open a bank account outside of the reach of the European union? There is no need.
There is no need for a lot of stuff, including free speech and owning a PC. Because it's possible, and because actually being the owner of one's own money isn't bad. When things get tough your government is not going after the richest - they can fight back, threaten to leave the country and close down all their operations there increasing unemployment and further reducing revenue - they're going after the middle guys who have little options and do not have vast armies of lawyers. They go after those they can threaten and blackmail. That's why it makes sense. It would make more sense to get the heck out of Dodge and move to more sensible countries but the world is getting smaller and stuff like the US and the EU (though less so) act like they own the world - until another 'Nam or, soon enough, Afghanistan, tells them no, it's not the case. So yes, moving your money elsewhere is a good move. Soon enough it will be China, good luck pressuring them. Gonna be fun. Maybe it will teach a lot of governments that their citizens' money is not something to waste and line their pockets with.
Above all, remember to carry some lawyers' business cards in your wallet so they will be visible when they demand you to show ID or anything. If a mall wannabe cop does so much as touch you, fall to the ground IMMEDIATELY and feign a heart attack or epileptic seizure. Attract attention. You're the new Rodney King, and they're the SS. Everybody must see and remember exactly this: "the security guard assaulted a sick person and I thought he had killed him, it was brutal and horrible oh my god oh my god". The premise owners do not like the bad publicity and they know the customers will probably avoid the place for quite some time - if they don't decide to go elsewhere - which results in a loss of profit. They will not back the security firm and they might well sue them themselves. If you don't want confrontation, carry fake press credentials, security business to not want to see a newspaper title reading "ASSAULTED BY FASCIST THUGS" and their name on it. And, of course, get some covert cameras. And fake blood.