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  1. Poor Dick on DNA Confirms Parking Lot Remains Belong To King Richard III · · Score: -1

    He lost a kingdom and didn't even get his horse.

  2. And I must say... on Iran Unveils Its Own Stealth Fighter Jet, the Qaher F-313 · · Score: -1

    ... It's a nice simpit. If you don't have any money, that is.

  3. Re:The EU passed a law, so it's not just Germany. on Valve Sued In Germany Over Game Ownership · · Score: -1

    All countries that reside in Europe have this protection.

    What about countries that used to reside in Europe but have moved?

  4. You can have my WiFi when you pour sweet money in my cold, greedy hands.

  5. Re:University as Sanctuary on Aaron Swartz Case: Deja Vu All Over Again For MIT · · Score: -1

    I call on ALL University administrators to develop

    Call as much as you want, they don't fucking care and neither should they. You or shit, it's the same thing. Now shut the fuck up and drown yourself in a toilet like the turd you are, loserboy.

  6. Re:Petty on Aaron Swartz Case: Deja Vu All Over Again For MIT · · Score: 0

    I hope this makes some potential students think about their decision of school.

    Lol, and go where? Burger King University? MIT means prestige, and choosing MIT (if you have the talent and the money) means being a winner in the highly competitive job market. A landfill full of aaronswartzcorpses is not going to change that.

  7. Creeper on What Early Software Was Influential Enough To Deserve Acclaim? · · Score: -1

    The rest is history. Just like anyplace its most successful progeny ends in.

  8. Re:Kiddies on Anonymous Warhead Targets US Sentencing Commission · · Score: -1

    Wait until they catch them. Won't be so tough then. The first caught will squeal like the little cunts they are, and rat on all the rest. Then arms will be twisted and heads will be bashed, sentences will be meted out and massive shitting will be done on their faces.

  9. Re:Damage control? on Have Questions For MIT's Aaron Swartz Review? · · Score: -1

    Ha! Do you really believe MIT's reputation with smelly, repulsive, irrelevant abhuman geeks counts for anything? They don't fucking care. Being associated with MIT means academic prestige, and not even a mountain of swartz rotting corpses is going to change that. Face it, your assburger is not "an hero", he was a disfunctional failure who - like all nerd turdbrains - caved in and pooped his pants at the first hint of difficulty after doing a stupid thing. You loserboys like to picture yourselves as angry, edgy heroes in black dusters and sunglasses, fighting "The Man" and bravely triumphing against all odds but, in reality, you're just a bunch of sniveling cowards. I bet your "hero" had his pants full of shit when they found him dangling from a rope like an overweight broken yo-yo.

  10. Bad Title on Ask Jörg Sprave About Building Dangerous Projectiles · · Score: -1

    Ain't no such thing as a dangerous projectile. What's dangerous is the one who does the throwing. Btw, anything even remotely interesting has an element of risk involved. That's why it's "interesting" as opposed to "shit".

  11. Re:Money money money on US Activists Oppose US Govt Calls To Weaken EU Privacy Rules · · Score: -1

    They don't want their money taken from them.

    Nobody does. That's when switchblades help.

  12. Re:Big Shock on Survey Suggests P2P Users Buy More Music · · Score: -1

    I'm Epimenides the Cretan. All Cretans are liars.

  13. It's time for a war... on JSTOR an Entitlement For US DoJ's Ortiz & Holder · · Score: -1

    ... On the mentally ill! Pogromize the assburgers!

  14. Keep looking at it... on On Second Thought, Polaris Really Does Seem 434 Light Years Away · · Score: -1

    ... It lunges at you when you turn away or blink.

  15. Re:Just as well on 3D Printable Ammo Clip Skirts New Proposed Gun Laws · · Score: -1

    No: have universal military training mandatory. And militia-type politicians as well. Let's see how hawkish they are when their kids get to step on landmines.

  16. Lame on 3D Printable Ammo Clip Skirts New Proposed Gun Laws · · Score: -1

    It will be news when you can print a firing chamber and a rifled barrel, both capable of not self-destructing upon use. You want to print cheap guns, you print gyrojet-like weapons or try to make a coilgun with more power than your average air pistol. Both work with lower or no pressure and do not require rifling to stabilize the round.

  17. Re:Doomsday clock on The World Remains Five Minutes From Midnight · · Score: 0

    In that case, that rich man won't save that million anymore because there won't be any reason for it. Why should I save money if the government takes it from me and gives it to people I don't care about? I'll vote with my feet and take myself and the money elsewhere, give up citizenship and fire anyone who worked for me in the country I used to live in. The rich *always* have the knife by the handle.

  18. Re:Good and Bad on Nuclear Rocket Petition On White House Website · · Score: -1

    Lol. And your "argument" is a bad episode from a cheesy, stupid, formulaic and pointless "scifi" trekkie pedophile show? Just grab those antitech losers by their scrawny necks (if you can withstand their smell) and drop them stark naked and without any modern tools in a forest well away from civilization. Come back in one month to show their plucked-clean bones to the rest of the idiots. If unconvinced, strand them there as well. Repeat until necessary.

  19. Re:So.. on World's First Linux Powered Rifle Announced · · Score: -1

    When the man with Windows meets the man with Linux, then the man with Linux says the man with Windows has executed an illegal operation and will be terminated.

  20. Re:Death Star! on German Laser Destroys Targets More Than 1Km Away · · Score: -1

    Are you afraid of the Death Star gap?

  21. Re:Never really understood the point. on Toyota To Show Off Autonomous Prototype Car At CES Show · · Score: -1

    In 10 years, my daughter will be going to college. I know how much sleep college students get. I don't want her to get in an accident coming home for a break because she's tired.

    Easy fix: lose all of her college money at Texas Hold'em, so she won't go anywhere and you'll only have to worry about her walking from your basement to her job ad McDonald's.

  22. Wouldn't it be good... on Why Do You Want To Kill My Pet? Zynga Shuts Down PetVille, 10 Others · · Score: -1

    ... If someone just went and did a rampage in Zynga's offices, killing everyone, desecrating the corpses, setting the place on fire and screaming "THIS IS FOR KILLING MY PET!" before suicide-bombing themselves?

  23. 2 grams? Lame. on A Firecracker-Launching Slingshot: Start the New Year With a Bang · · Score: -1

    Bought a nice firework once in Naples. Set it off well away from the city. 10kg monster, made a nice bang. A trebuchet for it would have been nice.

  24. Re:However.... on Michigan Makes It Illegal To Ask For Employees' Facebook Logins · · Score: -1

    Why are you willing to endure 10 more years of that only for it to get worse? Shoot up the place. Really. If enough people just went and shot up the place, the message would be clear. Kill your bosses. Kill their families. Kill the shareholders and everybody related to them. By letting them live you can only lose, by eliminating them you lose nothing.

  25. Re:Can't handle the truth? on What Turned VR Pioneer Jaron Lanier Against the Web · · Score: 0

    I will agree the day the web comes with a "smash chair on the head of fucktard and stomp on his face until it bursts open" command, as it usually ends when people got drunk to the point of being completely, and savagely, honest with themselves. That or a CLI where I can type KILL TROLL WITH SWORD and have the command executed in RL.