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  1. We need a sustainable universe policy: only one star alight at a time, and then only by day. And that one star must run on solar power.

  2. Re: That's how the law usually works. on Google Rejects French Order For 'Right To Be Forgotten' · · Score: 0

    And if an Englishman rapes a turkey in France, he gets away scot-free.

  3. Re: Switzerland is full of COWS! on Swiss Researchers Describe a Faster, More Secure Tor · · Score: -1

    You are all Swiss cows. Swiss cows say mooeggi. MOOEGGI! MOOOEGGI! Mooeggi Swiss cows MOOOEGGI! Mooeggi say the Swiss cows. YOU SWISS COWS!!

  4. Pluto is for GREAT OLD ONES! on Pluto's Haze · · Score: -1

    You're all SHOGGOTH! Shoggoth say TEKELI-LI! TEKELI-LI! TEKELI-LI! TEKELI-LI Shoggoth TEKELI-LI! TEKELI-LI say the Shoggoth! YOU SHOGGOTH!

  5. Re: The Charlie H killers were roommates on Snoopers' Charter Could Mean Trouble For UK Users of Encryption-Capable Apps · · Score: -1

    It WAS against the door. Then Ballmer passed by.

  6. Re: LOL on Depression: The Secret Struggle Startup Founders Won't Talk About · · Score: -1

    Of course they would. Why, do you think you're too important to be thrown under the bus? Face it, the only limit to the number of people that can be thrown under a bus is how many that bus is capable of squashing. They're nostly nerds anyway so nobody really cares. Heck, I'd throw their whole fucking families under the bus. Then I'd throw the bus drivers under the bus as well. And then I'd drive the bus.

  7. Re:Diversity focused hiring practices happened to on FB Reveals Woeful Diversity Numbers · · Score: -1

    You should have used your knowledge to sabotage the elevator, have the doors open on nothing but emptiness and hung a plush pony above them. She would have omgponied herself to her doom.

  8. Re: Vger Was Broke on Why Didn't Voyager Visit Pluto? · · Score: -1

    Whatever you do, don't pay the ferryman. Don't even fix a price.

  9. Re: Does it matter? on Is the End of Government Acceptance of Homeopathy In Sight? · · Score: -1

    The gubbamint puts dihydrogen monoxyde in water to kill you if you drink too much of it! YARALL SHEEPLES DURR HURR!!!

  10. Oh, for Klaatu's sake... on Parachute Problems Plague NASA's Flying Saucer · · Score: -1

    ... It's a freaking *FLYING SAUCER*. Use antigravity like all civilized species.

  11. Re:Insurance companies suffer? on Self-Driving Cars To Transform Insurance and Other Industries · · Score: -1

    Please refrain from drinking and bilge-watching "Game of Thrones" before heading off to your work as a youth counselor.

  12. Heh? on US Bombs ISIS Command Center After Terrorist Posts Selfie Online · · Score: -1

    That's called overreacting. Unless they did the duckface thing.

  13. Re: Bad good idea on European Telecoms May Block Mobile Ads, Spelling Trouble For Google · · Score: -1

    Heil Europa!

    And that's why nobody should land there.

  14. Re: Typo: Digital Rights Management on Firefox 38 Arrives With DRM Required To Watch Netflix · · Score: -1

    Digital RECTAL molestation. FTFY.

  15. Re: Can't we all just get along? on When Enthusiasm For Free Software Turns Ugly · · Score: -1

    Death to everybody. In the end, I will get my wish.

  16. Re: What about on The Sun Newspaper Launches Anonymous Tor-Based WikiLeaks-Style SecureDrop · · Score: 0

    That would be "Chuck Norris favors curry with people in power. And basmati rice too."

  17. Re: Cow on The International Space Station (Finally) Gets an Espresso Machine · · Score: 0

    I know who you are, Jeff Minter.

  18. Re: Misleading on SpaceX Launch Postponed · · Score: -1

    Real men switch SCE to AUX and keep'er burnin', unlike loserboy nerds who need tweezers to jerk off.

  19. I hope they'll send robots on America's Methane Mystery: NASA Set To Investigate Hotspot Over the 4 Corners · · Score: -1

    Arizona, Colorado, New Mexico, Utah... A manned expedition there would be horribly hazardous. Even if the crew could survive the trip, the environmental conditions on site would be extremely hostile to life.

  20. Re: And It's Illegal to Videotape Police on The Courage of Bystanders Who Press "Record" · · Score: -1

    So what? Ain't no tape in a cameraphone. At least, I know there isn't any in mine. Dunno about you and I don't really care.

  21. Re:Fascist on After Anti-Donation Executive Order, Bitcoin Donations For Snowden Jump · · Score: -1

    There is no aspect of your life this president KNOWS he cannot control. There, fixed it for you. Obama is your Emperor-God and you should consider yourself lucky you have not been disappeared for daring to even thinking to criticize him. You should be on the streets right now, screaming your neverending fealty to Lord Obama the Magnificent and Merciful, pledging your loyalty, affirming your willingness to destroy his enemies and to give your life for his eternal glory. Or are you a republithug? Why aren't you now on a flight to Moscow, where you will assemble a suicide jacked and blow yourself up to kill the traitor Snowden, may his bones be ground to dust, while screaming "OBAMAHU AKBAR"?

  22. Sajid Javid? on UK's Tories Promise To Enact Age Limits For Viewing Online Porn · · Score: -1

    Sounds jihadist to me. The UK parliament has been taken over by taliban ISIS terrorists! BLOW IT UP and KILL EVERYBODY INSIDE for SECURITY! Don't question! ACT!

  23. Re: Nonsense on IT Jobs With the Best (and Worst) ROI · · Score: 0

    Yeah. 640K ought be enough for anybody.

  24. Re: really? on Dad and Daughter Recreate Jurassic Park With $100,000 In Lego Pieces · · Score: -1

    Dude, a shellshocked veteran makes for a lousy pet, even if your tastes incline towards the bizarre.

  25. Offended? on A Software Project Full of "Male Anatomy" Jokes Causes Controversy · · Score: -1

    Fuck you. Suck on it. You wankers.