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  1. Re:Are all criminals bad guys? on Ask Slashdot: How Do I Scrub Pirated Music From My Collection? · · Score: 2

    how users can protect themselves from corporate political aggression.

    Guns. Lots of 'em.

  2. Re:Authorities definitely closing in on LulzSec on Authorities Closing On LulzSec · · Score: 1

    Don't forget the 3 billions dead, only in Milwaukee.

  3. Re:Is it feasible to bounce the beam off satelites on Boeing's Enormous Navy Laser Cannon · · Score: 1

    That was the Reflex Gun on Pluto, but it was the Gamilons' thing.

  4. Open targetscope... on Boeing's Enormous Navy Laser Cannon · · Score: 2

    Prepare to fire Wave Motion Gun.

  5. welly welly welly well... on LulzSec Suspect Arrested By UK Police · · Score: 1

    ... Now the fun and games are over. This loserboy is about to find out what happens when you play with the Big Guys. Now he's not behind his keyboard anymore, the harsh cruel world not mediated by the pixels of a flat screen. This is no game, there won't be any save game point, this is for keeps and he's now trembling and soiling himself in the knowledge his fate is forever out of his hands. All his self-aggrandizing dreams are now dust, confronted with the hard, merciless stare of cops and judges who are absolute masters over the pathetic remains of his life. Will he talk? Yes, he will talk: even as we're reading this he's spilling his beans and many, many loserboys are quaking in their slippers dreading the moment Fate, in a Police uniform, will come knocking four times on their door. Will he be jailed? Yes, of course he will be incarcerated. He will be locked in with the worst society has to offer, with absolutely no protection, and the inmates will have so much fun with him. But the question we want answered the most is, will they shit on his face? Yes, they will shit on his face. There will be a merry defecation on his wretched face. His skin will be ripped away and used as toilet paper, his bones will be snapped and used as toothpicks. This is the fate that will befell the loserboys who thought they could play in the Big League without having the right stuff for it.

  6. A geek by any other name... on Best Buy Flexes Legal Muscles Over "Geek" · · Score: 0

    ... Is still an unattractive, noisome and irritating piece of shit. Seriously, who in their right mind would entrust his belongings to an outfit called "geek squad"? I'd call them just to bash their heads into a wall, steal their lunch money and force them to eat dog feces.

  7. Re:Lobbying on Wisconsin Public Internet Struggles Against Telecom, Legislature · · Score: 1

    A revolution over internet access? Surely you jest.

  8. Re:Stirring up the ants on European Pirates Arrested in Massive Police Operation · · Score: 1

    Interesting how cops have time to go after piracy in Germany, Spain, France but not the bilderbergs, rothchilds, and banksters who are screwing the entire world and driving many to piracy itself.

    Because they're rich and powerful. Do you have any meaningful questions or are you just asking if water is wet?

  9. Re:The hackers made it off with on Hackers Attack Nintendo, But Company Claims Data Safe · · Score: 4, Funny

    However, the data was in another castle.

  10. Re:A tricky problem on Anatomy of a Privacy Nightmare · · Score: 1

    Now, let me get this straight - you took pity on the POS because HE HAS KIDS? What kind of a pussy are you? All the more reasons to keep the information online, punishing him is fine but giving hell to his family is even better! Whatever happened to the "crush your enemy, burn down his house with his wife inside before his eyes, then pluck them out, and after that feed his kids to feral pigs and make him eat the pigs' shit"? No wonder the world has gone to hell, people can't even get revenge right.

  11. Worms deep down, hunh? on 'Worms From Hell' Unearth Possibilities For Extraterrestrial Life · · Score: 2

    Bless the maker and his water, bless the coming and going of him, may his passing cleanse the world.

  12. Re:Why are lawmakers like this? on Embed a Video, Go To Jail? · · Score: 1

    While the brain can be adequately extracted with this method, any reconstruction or reuse is simply impossible.

    From that fateful day when stinking bits of slime first crawled from the sea and shouted to the cold stars, "I am man!," our greatest dread has always been the knowledge of our mortality. But tonight, we shall hurl the gauntlet of science into the frightful face of death itself. Tonight, we shall ascend into the heavens. We shall mock the earthquake. We shall command the thunders, and penetrate into the very womb of impervious nature herself.

  13. Re:Good - arrest me on Embed a Video, Go To Jail? · · Score: 2

    maybe we should let the younger generation take a crack at it.

    The younger generation is taking too much crack already.

  14. Re:How Scientists Raze Parents. on Fetus Don't Fail Me Now: How Scientists Raise Children · · Score: 1

    In short, cut him some slack.

    No. He can cut his own wrists and die miserably live on MySpace while listening to My Chemical Romance, and be cremated on a pile of Twilight books.

  15. Re:Sometimes not at all. on Fetus Don't Fail Me Now: How Scientists Raise Children · · Score: 1

    Anyone who understands logarithmic expansion understands the impact of raising a child successfully will most likely far outweigh anything you will do in your lifetime.

    If you raise a serial killer, sure.

  16. Re:Sometimes not at all. on Fetus Don't Fail Me Now: How Scientists Raise Children · · Score: 1

    Don't see them as separate parts. See them as parts of you.

    I like to see them as spare parts. Just in case.

  17. Re:Don't bring the clipboard to bed... on Fetus Don't Fail Me Now: How Scientists Raise Children · · Score: 1

    Some do and some also love a good spanking. And after the spanking, the oral sex.

  18. Re:I know how he will raise his child on Fetus Don't Fail Me Now: How Scientists Raise Children · · Score: 1

    Probably not. He will have a restraining order filed against him. Seriously, scientists raise kids just like everybody else. This guy is simply obsessive and some time in the loony ward could fix him up.

  19. Re:How Scientists Raze Parents. on Fetus Don't Fail Me Now: How Scientists Raise Children · · Score: 1

    So, what are you doing now, burger flipper? Your parents did everything wrong and you were nothing but a spoiled, rotten, annoying brat who wasn't worth one thousandth of the time wasted on your worthless person. Why, with your "superior" intellect you can't even spell "raise" right. I expect ortography and grammar to be below your oh-so-precious little mind, loserboy. Kids must be educated, point. Parents are not friends or anything, they're PARENTS. Most of the things they do can't be understand by children who don't have the maturity, experience and knowledge to understand their choices. Your dad cannot spare time to play with you? Too bad, he's got to work so that your hungry little belly can be filled. Kids deserve no respect and should receive none. Your stupid parents didn't even get the basic fact that they didn't have just a responsability towards their useless prole, they had it towards the whole of society not to let an egotistical self-aggrandizing piece of shit run amok among civilized people. You blackmailed your parents? And they let you LIVE? In a sane family you wouldn't have just been punished by harsh beatings, you would have not received any gift of any kind for a minimum of one year - which is eternity to a kid. More insolence would have resulted in you being forced to pack up all of your toys and sell them. Play in an empty room, loserboy, see how much you like it. It's a shame abortion after birth is still illegal. Romans knew how to deal with your ilk - parents had life and death rights over their prole and rightly so. And by the way, you demonstrate lower than average intelligence coupled with an unjustifiably large ego. I'm surprised life (the harshest teacher of all) hasn't destroyed you yet. You must be living off someone else. Dismissed, loserboy. Shit on your own face, my excrements are too precious to be wasted on you.

  20. Re:Natural born scientists on Fetus Don't Fail Me Now: How Scientists Raise Children · · Score: 1

    Wrong. Science requires method and discipline, and children have none of that. What they have is curiosity, a trait shared by many animals (mainly predators and hoarders) that pushes them to learn as much as possible about the environment in a short time in order to survive in it. There is no scientific method in the child breaking up stuff to see how is made any more than there is in the hamster gnawing open a wooden box to see if there's anything of interest inside. I bet you're just trying to claim the title of "scientist" for yourself out of your little erroneous reasonment. People stop doing that when they've learned enough about the environment that they don't have to actively seek new information en masse. By the time they're adults (in the natural sense, not in the legal one, which happens to be rather early) they start exercising more caution and learn what they actually need. Nature at work, no ideology needed. Is that clear, loserboy?

  21. Re:spolier:The sonic screwdriver seems to be gone on Daleks To Be Given 'A Rest' From Dr. Who · · Score: 1

    They also have to weigh the same as ducks. I used to have a bridge made of ducks, but it flew away.

  22. Re:RAILGUN on Japan's MagLev Gets Go Ahead · · Score: 1

    Nor will you when I drop a colony on your headquarters, loserboy. Sieg Zeon!

  23. I suspect... on Zuckerberg Only Eating Animals He Personally Kills · · Score: 1

    ... Most of his protein intake comes from the headlice he plucks from his own scalp and greedily devours. Yum yum.

  24. Re:Makes you think... on NASA Rejoins Space Race With Manned Deep Space Craft · · Score: 1

    a young loaner

    Outer space if off-limits for Wall Street types, or it should be. Only jocks allowed.

  25. Re:America : Number Four! on Skylon Spaceplane Design Passes Key Review · · Score: 1

    Well, look at it this way: you can be a superpower and this can be a good thing or not, but you still get to tell others what they have to do, or else. Or you can not be a superpower, and get someone else to tell you what you should do. Seriously, why do you think everybody wants superpower status? The nations of Europe badly want to, but they're falling way short. "Everybody wants to rule the world" is not just a Tears for Fears song.