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  1. Re:Shortsighted on Swiss To End Use of Nuclear Power · · Score: 1

    First of all, this is not a decision but a plan. It will still have to be approved left and right and in the end submitted to popular vote. That's how it works there. Democracy, you know.

  2. Re:Why IT Needs To Change for Gen Z on Why IT Needs To Change for Gen Z · · Score: 1

    Gen ZZ, Gen 0, Gen Unicorn, Gen SEED, Gen Rebirth and possibly GenKaiser.

  3. Re:Fuck Gen Z on Why IT Needs To Change for Gen Z · · Score: 2

    No, don't fuck them. You'll get disease. Take a long, sharpened pole and drive it through their soft, squishy, boneless bodies. Pin them to the ground, pour gasoline on them and set them on fire.

  4. Who cares? on Ask Slashdot: What To Do When the Rapture Comes? · · Score: 1

    Jocks do not get enraptured. They are happy to be Left Behind, beat up the antichrist and shit on his face.

  5. Re:The Cos on TI vs. Calculator Hobbyists, the Next Round · · Score: 1

    What would Bill Cosby say??

    "Waah! They killed my son. Sob sob."?

  6. Re:Ladies and gentlemen... on Public Face of Anonymous Leaves Group · · Score: 0

    Gandalf leaves west. Thorin sits down and starts singing about gold.

  7. Re:Risk Analysis required... on GSM Association Slams Euro Call For Ban On Wireless In School · · Score: 1

    Why? You can have a phone in the hallway. If on a field trip, only one phone or two are carried. It's not like we had trillion of kids dying before cellphones were invented.

  8. Re:Prevent the TSA? on US Congress Tries To Cut Body Scanner Funding · · Score: 1

    Pat them down first.

  9. Re:ISP now stands for... on Thousands Marched Against Censorship · · Score: 1

    Since you all asked "please tell me who I am", I'm telling you: YOU ARE FAGS.

  10. Re:OK this is ridiculous on Space Shuttle Endeavour Blasts Off On Final Flight · · Score: 1

    It's faster than an unladen African swallow with a rocket up its ass.

  11. Re:Waste of taxpayer $$$ on Space Shuttle Endeavour Blasts Off On Final Flight · · Score: 1

    No, even your run of the mill rock troll has more brains than this. This is a retarded troll that was petrified by forgetting to take shelter before sunlight and not even remembering that stone isn't supposed to talk.

  12. Re:Sony no longer the favorite?! on Japan Says No To PlayStation Network Restart · · Score: 2

    Seems like Japan used to bend over backwards for Sony.

    That happened to be the case. However after one earthquake, one tsunami and one muthafucking nuclear disaster they've grown some extra skin and decided Sony deserves some good facefarting.

  13. Re:Bitcoin is a form of free speech. on BitCoin, the Most Dangerous Project Ever? · · Score: 1

    Since when has it been a problem for governments? It's FOUR TEH CHILDREN or ELSE TEH TERR OW REESTS WIN.

  14. Re:Godspeed, Endeavour. on Endeavour Launch Now Slated For Monday · · Score: 1

    Wow. Such bitterness. What happened? An aerospace engineer married the girl whom you were lusting after (and who had a restraining order filed against you)? The cop who arrested you for masturbating behind a kindergarten while ogling the kids has a relative in the space program? And didn't you call them "space nutters" once, loserboy? Bubba on the bunk next to you has a Saturn V poster on the wall which you are forced to stare at while he submits you to his own brand of tough love?

  15. Good on Amazon Servers Used In Sony Playstation Hack · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    Would be cool to see Sony and Amazon sue the hell out of each other. A bit like two rapists/murderers buttfucking and then disemboweling each other. Unfortunately such huge corporations always reach some sort of agreement in these cases - smart thieves don't steal from each other. A shame, because watching them fighting it out, maybe sending their security teams to do battle in their rival's offices, while we laugh on the faces of grieving widows and throw dog feces at weeping orphans would be AWESOME.

  16. Re:Let me get this straight... on O'Reilly Author's Laptop Rescued By 'Twitter Posse' and Prey · · Score: 1

    bring a homemade flamethrower, point it in THEIR direction. Problem solved.

    You have to be specific; there's no telling what kind of crowd reads this stuff.

    Why? I don't put myself between undesirable underpersons and Darwin's Mighty Hammer of Evolution.

  17. Re:Let me get this straight... on O'Reilly Author's Laptop Rescued By 'Twitter Posse' and Prey · · Score: 1

    So what? Nobody is going to lose any sleep over a bunch of dead geeks. Many people would actually celebrate such a merry happening. Anyway, you want to confront the perp, you bring a homemade flamethrower. Problem solved.

  18. Re:Fuck the monarchy on Volunteer 'Cyber Scouts' Censor Web In Thailand · · Score: 1

    This is supposed to be a happy occasion. Let's not argue about who insulted who.

  19. Re:Distorted standards on Disorderly Conduct Charge for Offensive Classmate Ratings · · Score: 2

    I endured worse than what this kid is described as doing from more than a score of kids on a daily basis, and NO ONE in the school district rushed to my defense like this. Not a single one of my tormentors was ever arrested, suspended, or even disciplined.

    Probably because you were fugly and annoying and deserved it. Your "tormentors" as you describe them were just performing their social function, which is to ostracize underpersons like you and keeping them from infecting the healthy social tissue where winners and beautiful people thrive. That's how it's supposed to work. Now, underpersons damaging real people is completely against the laws of nature and must be fought.

  20. Re:The fine gentleman from Vermont on PROTECT IP Act Follows In COICA's Footsteps · · Score: 1

    The ammo box solution seems a bit messy and the US military has the bestest ways evar to kill people in massive numbers, last I looked.

    That's why they're still stuck in Afghanistan? Because they're so powerful? Wake up and smell the coffee, the whole of the world is already aware that the US military isn't all it's cracked up to be and Tom Clancy novels are a joke. A civil uprising in the US, if the populace could ever get to it, would be hard to squash because all the firepower in the world isn't going to avail you if you can threaten to destroy the industrial infrastructure that keeps the Powers That Be alive. But of course it's hard and dangerous, better to whine and throw your arms in the air saying that's just impossible. Learn to love your masters and lick their boots when ordered, then.

  21. Re:trauma on Baby's First TSA Patdown · · Score: 1

    Accuse them of "inappropriate and unprofessional behavior". This happens to be a killer.

  22. Re:The French are doing it too on Baby's First TSA Patdown · · Score: 1

    Yes, but in France this is expected. They love their Polanski after all.

  23. Re:sounds like a geek stroking geek ego on Do Geeks Make Better Adults? · · Score: 1

    Bitter much? Why do you feel the need to talk about yourself?

  24. Re:Simple way to understand. on Mainstream Media Looks At Anonymous · · Score: 1

    It's all fun and games until someone sticks a pig's head on a pole and general nastiness ensues.

  25. Re:Yamato? on Japanese Researchers Test Flying Trains · · Score: 1

    Don't forget Yayoi Yukino (Queen Millennia) and Yuki (Captain Harlock). Hey, no love for Emeraldas or Queen Lafresia of Almighty Mazone?