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  1. Re:internet explorer on Ten Applications That Changed Computing · · Score: 1

    Never bought it, honestly.

  2. Re:internet explorer on Ten Applications That Changed Computing · · Score: 5, Funny

    Oh the days of ignorance and when system administrators didn't bother locking out the computer from installs. I installed that at work back in 2000 and was on Amazon surfing for a book called The Multiorgasmic Man: Sexual Secrets Every Man Should Know. Bonzi Buddy popped up and naturally my speakers were blaring and decided to tell the entire cubicle section I was in what I was looking up.

  3. Re:Apple on Why AT&T Wants To Keep the iPhone Away From Verizon · · Score: 1

    I personally realized that I am getting old when I had to JFGI Vanessa Blouin.

  4. Re:nice... on Is That "Sexting" Pic Illegal? A Scientific Test · · Score: 1

    My church (First Baptist Church, Augusta, GA) is where the Southern Baptist Convention started. It's a giant brick building. By my logic, if the cornerstone of the church is a brick building, it takes care of all the others.

  5. Re:You can't win if you don't play on Linked In Or Out? · · Score: 1

    * You can't spell if you post to Slashdot, apparently.

    Eye kin two!

  6. Re:I think... on Netflix To Offer Streaming-Only Service Plans · · Score: 1

    I mean, hell, it works on XBox360. Now what could Xbox360 possibly have in common with Internet Explorer?

    Umm.... Microsoft?

  7. Re:Where do I apply? on Air Force To Re-Open Pursuit of Cyber Command · · Score: 1

    I'd like to correct this for you: It's too bad these positions will, most definitely, be filled by Air Force personnel. I'm in the Army and (allegedly) am a network administrator, and would kill for a job with Cyber Command. I knew I should have went Air Force! Now It's too late.

  8. Re:Hmmm on Trading the Markets With FOSS Software? · · Score: 1

    /me leaves to continue burying the gold in the yard

    So.... where do you live again?

  9. Re:No thanks, I like to own media and do what I wa on Ghostbusters Is First Film Released On USB Key · · Score: 1

    Ooh, Biblical reference. Nice.

  10. Re:MST3K will not be appreciated by future geeks on IRiffs Takes MST3k Open Source · · Score: 1

    Other jokes will become incomprehensible: "What, a V-2 rocket? He could have had a V-8!" Nah, I think V8 engines will be around for quite awhile. Woah! What was that thing zooming by way up there?!?

    I'm fairly certain it was in reference to the vegetable drink. Or, should I bop you on the head for you to get it?

  11. Re:Simple solution. on Senate Passes Bill Targeting College Piracy · · Score: 1

    Step 4:

    ?????

    Step 5:

    Profit!!!!

  12. Re:but the grammar nazi's stayed on Steven Hawking Considering Move To Canada · · Score: 5, Funny

    He corrected himself and earned double +5s, smart on his part if you ask me.

    Meanwhile, I expect this post to receive a -1 offtopic rating. Though it could go insightful. Moderator demigods are strange sometimes.

  13. Re:I've done this. I switched back to Vista. on Making the Switch To Windows "Workstation" 2008 · · Score: 1

    In Soviet Russia, Windows 7 identifies you!

  14. Re:Pretty Crass on LugRadio Decides To Call It Quits · · Score: 2, Funny

    (Actually that last sentence was a complete lie, but it felt appropriate somehow).

    It's better than saying you run Vista willingly!

  15. Re:Balmer? on MS To Become Open Source Friendly Post Gates · · Score: 2, Funny

    Just when are we going to have a Steve Ballmer/Bob Knight chair throwing contest?

  16. Re:And I have this bridge for sale on MS To Become Open Source Friendly Post Gates · · Score: 1

    Yeah, and it has a castle on it, built four times over! Move-in ready!

  17. Sniffing? on Alfresco-Adobe Pact Continues To Strengthen Open Source · · Score: 0

    the Adobe partnership gives his company credibility with companies that might otherwise not even sniff at an open source vendor."

    Perhaps you should take a shower!

  18. Re:Finally on North Pole Ice On Track To Melt By September? · · Score: 1

    I for one welcome our joke-telling, fact-giving, ironic, wise and sarcastic overlords!

  19. Re:You know who I feel sorry for? on North Pole Ice On Track To Melt By September? · · Score: 1

    Hey! You watched Mr. Wizard's World as a kid too?

  20. Re:God damnit on Lego Secret Vault Contains All Sets In History · · Score: 2

    My wife gets mad at me every time I mention doing the exact same thing. I have enough room in the back yard to emulate my home exactly. She just doesn't get the geekiness sometimes.

  21. Re:Georgia = Swamp on Georgia's New State Health Plan Is Google · · Score: 1

    Anywhere you go, you're going to find someone who doesn't like someone and where the air sucks. Over here east in Augusta, the second biggest city in the state, the air was 4th worst in the country just last month. There's rampant racism here like you speak of in Atlanta, just like there most likely is in any major/larger city.

    Want to stop being fat and make the air a little cleaner? Ride a bicycle. I ride nearly every day from my off-post house onto Fort Gordon (yep, I'm in the Army) and get many annoying honks from people who don't quite understand the bicycle laws of the state of Georgia. I have a right to the road just the same as you, even if I am only pedaling five miles an hour up a steep hill on a fifty-five mile an hour road.

    Try it. You'll save money on gasoline and be happier.

  22. Re:Apple needs to make overpriced underpowered min on Windows XP Lives, Thanks to Linux · · Score: 1

    Coke needs to come out with a blue-flavored cola. Why? It didn't work for Pepsi! That stuff was terrible!
  23. Re:Bought two used ones a long time back on Inside the TRS-80 Model 100 · · Score: 1

    Just goes to show that today quantity is far more important than quality. My phone overheats if I leave it in the car far too long, I don't even want to know what would happen to my laptop.

  24. Re:zzz on Denmark Becomes Fourth Nation To Protest OOXML · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Yes, but I'm glad that there is some exhibiting of common sense. Even /. itself had an article that stated even Microsoft won't be supporting OOXML until two versions from now. When they won't even fully support their own standard in the next version of MS Office (Version 13.0/20xx), how do they expect other software developers to do the same?

  25. Re:Low-budget Marine Corps on Game Technology Helps Drive Military Training · · Score: 1

    I think I'm going to have to agree.