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  1. Some Points to Consider on MSNBC Accused of Rigging OS Poll · · Score: 1

    • MSNBC is a Microsoft venture. They could hardly be called objective.
    • There are enough skr1pt k1dd13z working for Microsoft that it's quite likely that someone hacked together a script on their lunch hour just for kicks.
    • Most Linux advocates don't even read MSNBC, because it sucks monkey nuts.
    • Linux sure is starting to make people nervous! Woo-hoo!
  2. Letter to myself from 2020 on A Letter from 2020 · · Score: 5
    Dear ZPengo,

    Today was a great day. I finally reformatted my house's hard drive and installed Linux on it, so the toaster, blender, television and vibrating easy chair are finally working again. I'm still having some trouble getting X Windows installed in the bathroom, but I think it's because all the BSODs from the old operating system still have the toilet clogged up.

    I took my car in to the mechanic today. He said that the problem with my windshield wipers was that I had Perl in /usr/bin/perl18 instead of /usr/bin/perl. Well, duh! I swear, I was never cut out to be a mechanic.

    Anyway, I have to go get ready for work. My shoes take a while to boot up, so I must be going now.

    ZPengo

  3. Why they changed their minds... on Followup On Paying Twice for Windows · · Score: 3
    They probably realized that this wasn't exactly going to help their court cases. We should probably hit them up now for anything else we want, because in a desperate attempt to be a "kinder, gentler Microsoft" they might actually do it (all in the name of "innovation" of course).

  4. Underlying Concepts on Think Unix · · Score: 3
    I think this would be a great book for many people out there who are somewhat new to the scene. *nix isn't just about memorizing commands; The real power is when you understand what goes on when you type the commands, so that you can put them together in strange and wonderous ways.

  5. P2P Network Searching on Next Generation of Gnutella · · Score: 3
    Pretty soon every C: drive will have to have a robots.txt file.

  6. Suggestions for more game crossovers on Diablo Meets The Sims · · Score: 2
    • Tribes meets Final Fantasy ("Our materia is not in the base!")
    • Tomb Raider meets Metal Gear (We found out how Solid Snake got his name)
    • Wolfenstein meets Windows maze screensaver (Oh, wait, they already did that).
    • SimCity meets Driver (Bored of San Francisco and New York? Try delivering a getaway car in some of the sample Sim cities).

  7. Ways to Squash Decentralized Networks on Freenet 0.3 Released · · Score: 4
    Given that the resources of the US Government (and other world equivalents) are much greater than those of the average programming project team, it seems inevitable that there will be ways to disable even peer-to-peer networks such as this. Any idea how they could work? If Microsoft gets the court's permission to have freenet://microsoft.foo or whatever removed from the network, how could the authorities go about doing it? Are there possible hacks the software that would allow them to control it with force?

    Also, it seems to me that any network in which a specific document can eventually be tracked to a single IP address is insecure. While it can never be shut down, per se, anyone who is doing anything that make *make* someone want to shut it down can still be found (at least until the mibs knock at their door).

  8. Chill out, people on 3Com To Charge $20 For Palm OS 3.5 · · Score: 2
    You know, in the real world, most companies violate our ideal of having everything we want be free. It's the way of things. Palm has spent a lot of money developing this product; Why shouldn't they charge a few bucks for it? If you can't afford it, you can still use the old one; And if you buy a new Palm, then it'll already be installed.

  9. "p-2-p concept" on Freenet 0.3 Released · · Score: 2
    It seems as though peer-to-peer communication is a quickly-growing trend in computer software. Does the popularity of virtual systems like this (even if only in concept for now) mean that there are going to be any sort of significant changes in the way the internet is used? i.e., is peer-to-peer communication going to revolutionize the internet, or is it just a fad?

  10. Re:"Less emissions" on Get Off The Grid: GE Announces Home Fuel Cells · · Score: 3
    I once knew a refridgerator-sized computer programmer whose emissions were just about the same as a medium-sized power plant.

  11. What??? Blasphemy!!! on Old Computers Vs. The Environment · · Score: 5
    How could anyone possibly throw away a computer? There are innumerable reasons to save computers. Some examples:
    • Donate it to charity.
    • Send it to a third-world nation.
    • Use it to show kids what you grew up with, so that they will really believe that you walked uphill both ways through the snow to school.
    • Start a computer museum.
    • Install Linux on it and use it to (insert anything here)
    • Use it for a doorstop.
    • Use it for a small table.
    • Donate some processor cycles to distributed processes such as SETI@home (go Team Slashdot!)
    • Create an NNTP server to support the slowly fading Usenet.
    • Teach your kids how to be 31337 h4x0rz with it.
    • Install it in your car to play MP3s.
    • GIVE IT TO ME FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!
    • etc....

  12. I'm confused on In-Flight Web Access Coming Soon? · · Score: 2
    I just flew to Europe and back, and each of the four planes I took had a facility by which I could hook my laptop up and browse the web, read e-mail, etc.; For now it's obviously expensive and inconvenient (you have to have your own computer), but it does exist.

    As is typical of MSNBC, they're taking old news and presenting it as a dramatic new development. I was surprised not to see exclamation points in this article.

  13. Robots.txt on Follow Up on Google Favoring Yahoo · · Score: 2
    That's the old text floating about BBS about how to h4x0r robots, right?

    Seriously, though, I have a question: If robots.txt was there, how did Google index the site at all (instead of just poorly)?

  14. Sure! on SuSE Announces Linux Version For SPARC · · Score: 3
    Yeah, no problem, I've got one right h....Oh, wait, you said *SPARC*...sorry I thought you said 286.

  15. Mouse and Computer Sizes on The First Mouse · · Score: 2
    I was thinking about this: If mice were so big back then, and computers were so big, maybe *we* were just smaller!

    Perhaps we have just grown up in the past few decades and not realized it, while computers have gotten proportionally smaller.

    Just an idea...

  16. Bribes on Package Shipping From USA To Russia? · · Score: 2
    Based on how everything else in Russia works, you probably just have to do a little lubrication of the machinery. I've never been a big fan of bribery, and I don't necessarily recommend it unless you know what you're doing, but that may be what is required to get that package through.

  17. Some Issues that Come Up on Michigan "Anti-Hacker" Law's First Felony Charges · · Score: 2
    • The word "hacker" will probably now acquire a legal definition, which is just going to make life difficult for the programmers, beta testers, overclockers and other misfits such as ourselves. I think that the law should use the world "1337 h4x0r" instead.
    • There is now a precedent for busting low-level crackers. This means that the little guys have to watch out, because the law isn't going to ignore them as much as they have in the past (when only 1337est had to worry).
    • What counts as unauthorized access to a computer? Technically speaking, if you falsify your name or address when setting up a Hotmail account, you are providing fraudulent information and you could technically be busted for unauthorized access to the Hotmail servers. They got Al Capone for taxes; How are they going to get you?

  18. Rocket Jump on Quake Done Quick - With A Vengance · · Score: 2
    This reminds me of a parody of the Matrix I read a long time back (I think it was originally posted on /.). It's the "free your mind" part, where Neo has to jump off the side of a building:

    "Rocket Jump. Okay, No problem. Fire, then jump. Yeah right..."

  19. My Test Results on What's That In Your Keyboard? · · Score: 4
    I own a hardcore Fellowes keyboard, which has lasted me two years without a *single* incident.

    I cleaned my own just now, and here's what I found:

    • Dog hair
    • Crumbs from various snacks
    • Sticky syrup from when I spilled Jones into it.
    • Human hair
    • Dust
    • Lint
    • A pea (i have *no* idea)
    • A piece of nacho
    Now, if I just had the guts to look under my sofa cushions....

  20. what about...? on Japanese PDA Hacks and Customizations · · Score: 2

    Customized cases for the telephones that you use to call in to your Palm?

  21. So Easy to Use, No Wonder They've Got a Monopoly on AOL May Be Forced To Open AIM · · Score: 4
    You know, the whole IM wars thing is getting pretty silly. I stopped IMing (w/ ICQ, the breakfast of champions) a few months ago, and haven't really missed it. Sure, it's more convenient for some people, but dammit is e-mail *really* so hard that you can't just shoot of a message?

    I think it's the whole "chat" mentality that the Internet is still trying to outgrow. Once people start using the net for communication instead of "Hi" "Hi" "How are you?" "Fine. You?" "Great." "Well....see ya!", the world will start to change.

  22. Social Engineering on Making Your Linux Box Secure · · Score: 5
    It always comes down to the human element, though, which is the part that the 1337 h@x0rz and skr1p7 k1dd13z never quite figure out. The great crackers went beyond mundane knowledge of how to open a box to use creativity, psychology, and human nature to get people to give up the goods. I've been made a fool once or twice, but each time I let myself get talked into it. A box is only as secure as its administrator is paranoid.

  23. Google vs. Raging/Altavista on Google Propping Up Yahoo In Search Results? · · Score: 1
    Personally, I still prefer Raging.com/Altavista.com over Google because of it's query strength. The trick is in knowing how to enter queries properly.

    I'll admit, though -- for the AOL crowd, Google is certainly the way to go.

  24. Interesting on Metalab Changes Its Name (Again) · · Score: 3
    I've always been fascinated by the idea of applying the concepts of a movement to a medium for which they were not originally intended. The Open Source idea could be applied in useful ways not only to software, but also to politics, education, etc.; Imagine an Open Source religion!

    I wonder what would happen, though, if Zen programming were created. Or perhaps Expressionist network design. Or Republican computer repair....

  25. Slashdot or National Enquirer? on Possible GPL Violation from Compaq UPDATED · · Score: 5
    I hope the editors actually read the comments that are posted to stories like this. We all love /. or we wouldn't be here, but sometimes we have to keep these guys in check so that our beloved news source doesn't degenerate into a gossip rag or crack journalism showcase. The editors of Slashdot have a huge influence on the Open Source community (and geek community in general), and while it's fun to have that one-man website feel, I think that they have a certain responsibility to the community. It comes with fame.

    To the wonderful folks of /. : Please please please do a little investigating before posting stuff like this! Even the National Enquirer probably calls Brad Pitt once in a while before posting a story about him having a love child with G. W. Bush.