Slashdot Mirror


User: mrpuffypants

mrpuffypants's activity in the archive.

Stories
0
Comments
688
First seen
Last seen
Profile
(view on slashdot.org)

Comments · 688

  1. Allow me to speak for everybody: on Apple Switching to Intel · · Score: 3, Funny

    Fuck.

  2. DVD on Apple Announces Tiger Release Date · · Score: 2, Informative

    Also interesting to note that Tiger ships on a DVD now. Is this the first mainstream OS to ship on DVD ever?

  3. Re:oh no on IRC On The PSP · · Score: 0, Redundant

    and this is different from regular IRC how?

  4. Re:Comes with a price on 'Most Important Ever' MySQL Reaches Beta · · Score: 1

    Yea! Once a developer releases a fast application they should NEVER patch or add features to it!

    Damnit, it's fast now, why do they need to add "features"??!?!

    So, in closing, MySQL should have never gone beyond v1.0 because it was fast and that's all that ever matters!

  5. Re:"Our goal..." on TiVo Starts Testing "Pop-up" Ads · · Score: 1

    Even better than that:

    1) Download your shows using Bittorrent, by monitoring TV Torrent groups that have RSS feeds automagically.

    2) Mod an Xbox

    3) Use said X-Box with X-Box Media Center to play back your shows in pristine quality.

    Who needs TV?

  6. Re:So sue him? on Jon Johansen Breaks iTunes DRM Yet Again · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Interesting side note too: If you check the code for Apple's web pages, the CSS class for all of their tiny-text legal phrases is named "sosumi".

    Check it out: www.apple.com -> view source -> search for "sosumi" :)

  7. Please pay tax on Wisconsin Governor Proposing Tax On Downloads · · Score: 2, Funny

    Thank you for loading this page to view the comments. Please send $1.00 to the Wisconsin Tax office for your GET request, which now applies under the new downloading law.

    Thank You.

    -The Wisconsin "We make the laws, you pay for them" Government

  8. Yahoo indeed on Yahoo Turns 10; Free Ice Cream for America · · Score: 1

    Wow. On my 21st birthday I get free Ice Cream just for sharing a birthday with Yahoo.

    Life truly is wonderful. :p

  9. Re:So why not offer the purchaser an option? on Apple Backing Away From FireWire · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Because even one extra SKU at retail is a bitch to work with compared to just shipping USB2 with everything. Think about it:

    4 colors of iPod Mini in two sizes (4&6GB): 8 SKUs
    4 colors of iPod Mini in two sizes (4&6GB) with USB/FW option: 16 SKUs.

    All of this includes subtle changes to packaging, manufacturing, and support. IT's far nicer for Apple to say "Here's USB. If you like Firewire go buy a cable for it, after all, it'll still work"

  10. lame quotes rule on Power Outage Takes Wikimedia Down · · Score: 4, Funny

    it's as though 300,000 people cried out and were suddently silenced ...

    and then somebody diffed the change and made them speak again

  11. Re:From an 1890 on The AT&T Archives Post-SBC Merger? · · Score: 1

    Reminds me of an old Family Guy scene (roughly copied here):

    Peter: Why, my great, great grandfather was one of the first people to own a phone!

    ----flashback showing black and white version of peter with a beard in 18th century----

    (phone rings)

    Old Peter: Hello?

    Voice on phone: Hi! Is this Steve?

    Peter: No, this is Peter, what number did you dial?

    Voice: 3

    Peter: ahh, this is 7

    Voice: My mistake!

  12. Re:Not exactly a winning marketing angle. on Napster To Campaign Aggressively Against iPod · · Score: 4, Insightful

    You can't really point at the defacto standard, that people know and love, and scream "proprietary, proprietary!" Proprietary it may be, but it's a convoluted and diluted message that that will just confuse consumers.

    Example A: Microsoft Internet Explorer vs web standards.

    Lots of people will bitch and moan that IE doesn't support the W3C standards to the letter and then say that IE is using propreitary ActiveX technology. However, with 90% of the browser market aren't they now the de-facto standard around the world just as a matter of their dominance?

  13. Re:Inevitable comment, but valid point.. on 18 Live Linux CDs -- In A Row · · Score: 1

    I absolutely agree. Linux developers/companies/etc need to unify on some standards (good luck) or they'll never be accepted.

    A new user moving from Windows shouldn't have to know (or care) if they use KDE/Gnome/Fluxbox/etc or 2.4.x/2.6.x. They should just be able to use a machine and be done with it.

    Good luck getting support, though. How many times you think people will get a reasonable response when grandma calls Earthlink support to get help and, after telling them that she has LiiNucks, getting the standard answer "sorry, we don't support that, you'll have to edit the conf files yourself"

    Why don't the companies support Linux? because 1) not enough people use it to justify support and 2) what should they train their TS guys on? Gentoo? Red Hat? Mandrake? KDE? *?

    This community needs to get its damn act together if it's ever going to be taken seriously and move beyond the realm of geeks on the desktop.

  14. Please find me a liveCD on 18 Live Linux CDs -- In A Row · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Here's what I want:

    - A linux liveCD without any X server installed whatsoever
    - DSL doesn't count, since it has to hack a bunch of things up to work within 50MB
    - If possible, i'd like it to be debian-based

    Any ideas?

    I've tried re-mastering Knoppix over and over but it seems like the minute I uninstall KDE/X the whole system craps out.

  15. Sudden Motion Sensor on Apple Updates PowerBooks · · Score: 1

    Handled with Care

    Now the 17-inch PowerBook G4 is equipped with Apple's Sudden Motion Sensor to protect your most valuable asset: your data. The Sudden Motion Sensor senses change in axis position and accelerated movement. In the event of a drop or fall, the Sudden Motion Sensor instantly parks the hard drive heads so they won't scratch the disks on impact, lessening the risk of damage and improving your chances of retrieving valuable data. When the Sudden Motion Sensor senses your PowerBook is once again level, it unlocks the hard drive heads automatically.

    See, now that's just cool.

  16. Re:Corruption of FireFox Development? on Firefox Lead Now Working For Google · · Score: 1

    Will Google now become the default search engine on FireFox? So, if you enter a faulty URL, then suddenly, the Google web page appears and presents you with alternative Web links?

    I'd be OK with that....make it the default (as it is in the search bar right now) and just allow people to change it with config settings at their leisure. works for me.

  17. Smashy, Smashy! on Jail Time For P2P Developers? · · Score: 1

    As an amendment to the bill, they should make sure that manufacturers of hammers take "due care" to make sure that their products can't be used to smash windows, or to be turned against other humans.

  18. Umm, humour? on Winning Souls In World Of Warcraft · · Score: 3, Informative

    I really hope that everybody realizes this story is a hoax...

    Landover Baptist is the same 'church' that sells Jesus thongs and other terribly funny stuff.

    The same guys that run Landover Baptist also do WhiteHouse.org

  19. Writings on the wall on G4 Drops TechTV Name · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Anybody who didn't see this coming is...well....dumb enough to watch G4.

    TechTV is dead. Long live TechTV.

  20. Umm, guess higher on LokiTorrent vs. MPAA · · Score: 5, Funny

    So far they have raised $8,755 out of a needed $30,000.

    Actually, since they're attempting to take on the MPAA in court that really means that they've raised $8,755 out of a needed $infinity.

    Good luck nonetheless, guys.

  21. Whew on Microsoft Compares Windows And Linux · · Score: 4, Funny

    Finally, an impartial review of Windows vs. Linux. I have no doubt that at the end of this article the Microsoft engineers will recommend the clearly superior Linux OS over Windows Server 2003.

    /me goes to RTFM and weep in the corner.

  22. Re:Great! on Think Secret Predicts Sub-$500 Headless Mac · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I know how silly it is to expect people to actually read the articles around here, but:

    Sources familiar with the product cautioned that the low-end Mac will be marketed towards a totally different audience than those who traditionally buy even a $799 eMac. "This product is not going to be about performance," said a source close to Apple. "This is going to be the basics, but with just as much of a focus on software as any Mac could ever be."

    Entry-level Computer: The new MyMac (or whatever)
    Workstation for Pros: The PowerMac G5

    I don't see how hard it is to realize that they have two vastly different target markets that don't overlap that much; some people will want the experience of using Apple Mail and Safari while others need 8GB of RAM for Photoshop.

  23. See it before it goes away! on SCO.com Defaced · · Score: 5, Informative
  24. Re:Cheesey Creezey!! on Is Firefox 1.0 Less Stable than Firefox PR1.0? · · Score: 2, Funny

    I believe that your post implies that we ever had standards around here.

    Please reevaluate your post and adjust accordingly.

    kthx.

  25. Re:Planet Triangle on Venus/Jupiter Conjunction Tomorrow · · Score: 4, Funny

    I just don't see what a steamy celestial body like Venus could ever see in a big old fat bag of gas like Jupiter.

    However, I've heard from this Soviet chick, Venera, that Venus is just crushing when it comes to the pressure that she exerts on anybody that even tries to get near her. Sure it's nice and hot the closer you get to the surface but, eventually, you just get squashed and she barely even notices.