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  1. Re:misleading article on KDE 4 Uses 40% Less Memory Than 3 Despite Eye-Candy · · Score: -1

    d00d: ice is the ticket. Your Pal, Spork_Testicle

  2. Hey CM on DirectNIC Crisis Manager Braves the Chaos of New Orleans · · Score: -1

    Anybody seen cyborg_monkey lately?

  3. Re:BTW... Flash ads in Mozilla on IAB Recommends Larger Web Advertising · · Score: -1

    You are the one who turned on flash in mozilla, you jackass dumbshit two bit pedophile pink skirted lala dancing cumstained twit.

  4. Re:Hacker/Poet on The Poetry Of Programming · · Score: -1
    Milo -- newsflash: you are a cockgobbling retard with aspirations of grandure.

    And you spell like a stinky twat.

  5. Code poetry: on The Poetry Of Programming · · Score: -1
    Once there was a man from nantucket

    Whose dick was so long he could suck it

    He said with a grin

    As he wiped off his chinny chin chin

    If my computer was a cunt I would fuck it!

  6. Oh for the gold old days on X-Force Changes Vulnerability Disclosure Policy · · Score: -1

    of frist psot! To think ill waste on of my two posts here ....

  7. Summary Pl;ease? on Internet Site Security · · Score: -1

    I fell alseep before the first puntcuation mark. This is much too long. Please shorten and resumbit.

  8. Old news, this was posted on GiZ already on 'Computer-On-Glass' Display · · Score: -1

    Go to http://www.sporks-r-us.com/ for the latest in non-fagot news. If you are a borke dick sodomite, by all means stick around. And BTW, if you disagree, yuo == fagot!

  9. So what the blazing fuck is "changable"? on Using MAC Address to Uniquely Identify Computers · · Score: -1

    Is that like "changeable" only splet by a fagotty retrad ass sucking borke dick sodomite?

  10. Re:Great Name on Linux Video Editor Cinelerra 1.0 Released · · Score: -1

    Are you really that dumb? I think in fact that you that dumb. You may set a new record for being the dumbest shit on this or any other planet. Hint, notice the website domain name of the poduct under scrutiny. Then revaluate your comment re misspellings. You dumb shit.

  11. Re:academia on Dr. Richard Wallace, part 3 · · Score: -1

    Actually, the reason you quit before the phd is that your are not smarte enouff to get a phd. You, in point of fact, are a stoooopid retarded dumbass. Yours, Dr. Spork_Testicle

  12. Re:you are teh impostor on Ask Moshe Bar about [your choice here] · · Score: -1

    That is the fucking armpit of the united states. Pittsburgh is the other armpit. Chicago is the cheesy unwashed fold of skin between your balls and leg.

  13. Re:you are teh impostor on Ask Moshe Bar about [your choice here] · · Score: -1

    You couldnt afford me, plus you wouldnt like me as your boss. I have proved my intellectual and wit superiority by the idefatigable exigencies of my crushing witty repartee, were I to prove my employment superiority too you could not take the puinishemtn. I am the wizrda of syntcatci sugra!

  14. Re:you are teh impostor on Ask Moshe Bar about [your choice here] · · Score: -1
    d00detterina!

    It was an all expense paid economy ticket but I stayed in a pretty nice hotel near the train station. The fucking think I miss the most is that italian cappucino. Damn is that some good coffee.

    Did you find a new little boy to keep taped face down to the bottom of your desk after vlad left for another job?

  15. Re:you are teh impostor on Ask Moshe Bar about [your choice here] · · Score: -1

    As I live and breath! If it isnt the bonafide crymore_flunkie! I thought you had retired. Good to know that the best things in life are relatively constant.

  16. Re:you are teh impostor on Ask Moshe Bar about [your choice here] · · Score: -1

    Not bad, slum loose, not bad. Just returned from a lovely trip to florence, italy. Ate at what was reputed to be the best restaurant in the town. Fucking tasty meal, I tell you. And the wine was tip facking top.

  17. Re:you are teh impostor on Ask Moshe Bar about [your choice here] · · Score: -1

    How the fuck are you spastic hell?

  18. "Block images from this server" on Slashdot Subscription Update · · Score: 0, Insightful

    Need I say more?

  19. Re:Assertion Failed: Yuo != Stoopid Ass Scab on Teaching Linux/Unix Basics to Microsoft Junkies? · · Score: -1
    find /etc | xargs grep "eth0"

    Now why the blazing fuck would I need to use xargs? You are another perfect example of the magnificent idiocy rampant in the homosexual ass chugging queer linux community.

  20. Re:Assertion Failed: Yuo != Fagot on Teaching Linux/Unix Basics to Microsoft Junkies? · · Score: -1
    Ehhh, what? "Bash commands such as ls ...."

    I am constantly amazed by the depth of stoopidity displayed by anonymous penis gobbling ass scabs, of which you are as fine an example as we are ever likely to see.

  21. Re:Tripping over your cape on Teaching Linux/Unix Basics to Microsoft Junkies? · · Score: -1
    Some things you say make sense and others are just plain stoopid. For example I agree, what the fuck is special about "the tab key" unless you are using filename completion in some shell?

    I agree with your comments re piping find into grep, but piping ps -efla (or aux) into grep is a silly thing to suggest for new users. They first need to understand the columns output by ps.

    Overall, I think you are a lame pink skirted fuckwit who understands a tenthousandth of the capabilities of unix.

    Teach those fuckers how you can install major software without reboot. Who fucking cares about restarting daemons, I mean do you really expect they will be tweaking automount config files? When they get to the point where they fuck with nsswitch.conf and need to HUP inetd they are in a far far different place, you ass scab.

  22. Not a big loss on Microsoft Tech Specs Prohibit GPL Implementations · · Score: -1
    Because samba doesnt work with XP anyways. I run a large network (about 500 mixed slowlaris/win2k/intel-linux boxes) with XP front ends and fileservers. All of the samba stuff we had kludged together stopped working when we upgraded to XP.

    So we decided to upgrade the unix/linux boxes to win2k/xp. Hell, we might piss off some of the developers, but at least everyone will be able to access the files.

  23. Re:Hah! You lying twit. on "The Chronicles of Amber" and "The Forever War" For TV · · Score: -1
    Choady, you moldy tampon! How the fuck are you?

    Are you taikng the death of the hag-mother in strid? Do you put on a poweder wig and frolick around with the rest of the penis stufferse in Britin?

  24. I tried this card on ATi's All In Wonder Radeon 7500 · · Score: -1
    And it fried my monitor!

    Fucking hell. I was running Xfree86 4.2.0 at 1920x1280 with 31 bit color at 88 Hz refresh and it fried my damn monitor.

    They should issue a warning with Xfree86 that it can fuck up your shit if you dont follow some arcane impossible to understand formula for setting up the syntax of the X11.config file or whatever.

  25. Re:Hah! You lying twit. on "The Chronicles of Amber" and "The Forever War" For TV · · Score: -1
    To be honest, I can probably read the whole series in not much more than 10 hours, if I was a mind.

    Hahahaha. What rubbish, you infintesamal-penised ass barnicle. We are takling about the way big poeple read books here: you know, turn the pagis and rede the text. The way little gay penis stuffers like you rede is to look at the picture on the front cover and then rede the back cover.

    I would be suprprised if you could manige even that (pictures and back cover) for all of the chronicales of amber in 10 hours.

    You are such an insignificant shit smeared twit.