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The Editing Room has been around since 1997, and it rules. Some of the scripts are simply awesome and hilarious.

Anyone remember this site: http://ter.air0day.com/

Same idea, but the scripts are actually funny.

Sadly episodes I through III should have ended on the cutting room floor.

Did you mean The Editing Room floor?

Sadly episodes I through III should have ended on the cutting room floor.

Did you mean The Editing Room floor?

Sadly episodes I through III should have ended on the cutting room floor.

Did you mean The Editing Room floor?

Dude.

Every rose has its thorn...

Read the alternative script, it's not too far away.

A researcher with eEye Digital Security discovered the flaw in mid-April but it wasn't announced publicly because of an agreement with Microsoft.

Was that this agreement they are talking about?


(Don't click I Agree for God's sake)

Can I lie to my bank or the taxman and pay no penalty if I promise (when caught) not to do it again in future? Pleeeeeeeeease???? Just this once!!!!!!

Not before you sign this agreement like little Bill did.

(OK, I'm just KIDDING, don't click I AGREE before you really read the content for GOD's Sake)

• I'm not so sure that relying on moral repugnance is a good idea, based on current trends. I would have been tempted to patent a non-human on the basis that "being non-human, it would be unprotected as a human under law and thus able to be exploited as a beast of burden or slave".

Not bad, but a lot of people might like a little mouse-man to use as a servant (think Kevin in South Park). There's no downside for them. We really need to play to people's fears and prejudices.

I'm thinking that we come up with a picture of a mouse-man and run an ad campaign with the theme: "Do you want your daughter dating this guy?"

Yes, good old racist paranoia: it worked for banning opiates, it worked for banning cocaine, it works for self-perpetuating stop-and-search racial profiling, it could work for this too.

And I'm sure all you stupid consumers are more than ready to fork over $8 to go and watch this, right? And another $20 for the DVD. Money that'll just go to bribe another politician like Senator Hollings,

Dude, I think you need to cheer up. Here's some links:

Parody of the Matrix script.

spoof of the film in a series of still pictures using Internet Relay Chat and hacking terminology.

slashdot article covering the previous spoof in a series of still text using Usenet and linux terminology:

parody of the matrix in a comic strip.

The Matrix Parody Poster...???

The Agent Smith Memorial Page

Mr. T vs. The Matrix

Yet another matrix wazzup

The matrix trojan (great for LAN parties!!)

Matrix vs. The X-files

It's always funny when some omnipotent being rearranges your habitat when you aren't looking :)

http://ter.air0day.com/archives.html
I found this site from a slashdot Quickie a year ago. It rules. It just completely rules.

switch(state) {
case 1: return "Dude..";
case 2: return "Dude.";
case 3: return "Dude?";
case 4: return "Whoa.";
case 5: return "No way.";
case 6: return "Excellent!";
case 7: return "Uh.. rock on, dude.";
default: return "What?";
}

For those who still don't know, read this link.

I don't know if there's an "official" site for it or not.

The official site is The Editing Room, which is the site where the Matrix parody was (geeze, doesn't anybody try trimming down URLs from the right to see what else is there any more?). They have an archives page, and the The Phantom Menace link takes you to the official home of that particular parody.

I don't know if there's an "official" site for it or not.

The official site is The Editing Room, which is the site where the Matrix parody was (geeze, doesn't anybody try trimming down URLs from the right to see what else is there any more?). They have an archives page, and the The Phantom Menace link takes you to the official home of that particular parody.

I don't know if there's an "official" site for it or not.

The official site is The Editing Room, which is the site where the Matrix parody was (geeze, doesn't anybody try trimming down URLs from the right to see what else is there any more?). They have an archives page, and the The Phantom Menace link takes you to the official home of that particular parody.