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Harry Potter with Guns

kauff writes "Slate has recently released a somewhat-inspired article about what the Matrix was. You have to read it for yourself. Good way to hype yourself up before Reloaded on May 15th."

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  1. now! by spikestabber · · Score: 0, Redundant

    i want my reloaded now!

  2. Harry potter reference explained by dtldl · · Score: 5, Funny

    "The Matrix is a sci-fi John Hughes movie, in which a misfit learns that he's actually cool. (Think Harry Potter with guns.)" How is a programmer who sleeps in front of his terminal a misfit around here?

    1. Re:Harry potter reference explained by infinite9 · · Score: 5, Funny

      The Matrix is a sci-fi John Hughes movie

      I first read that as "The Matrix is a sci-fi John Holmes movie." That would be much more interesting. Can you imagine the money shot in bullet time? The asian girl who's obviously doing it for the money does the bullet dodging agent move to avoid getting it in the eye.

      John: How did you do that? I've never seen anyone move that fast before.

      Asian girl: It wasn't fast enough. (wipes eyes)

      I think I better stop now.

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    2. Re:Harry potter reference explained by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Born To Be Mild"

      Get your program running
      Head out to the center
      Terminals are waiting
      For the data that you'll enter

      Everybody says that you're a nerd, but
      They should know that you just don't care
      Got your Hewlett-Packard on your belt and
      Vaseline in your hair

      Like a true mommy's child
      You were born, born to be mild
      When your batteries die
      You're always gonna cry
      Born to be mild

      Pencils in your pocket
      Patent leather briefcase
      Studying your Fortran
      You got pimples on your face

      Gotta do your homework
      Forget about the prom dance
      They think that you're a big jerk
      'Cause you wear a pair of flood pants

      Every day you wake up
      Your oscilloscope is humming
      Parties tend to break up
      When they find out that you're coming

    3. Re:Harry potter reference explained by Guppy06 · · Score: 5, Funny

      "How is a programmer who sleeps in front of his terminal a misfit around here?"

      He went to a club afterwards.

    4. Re:Harry potter reference explained by VistaBoy · · Score: 3, Funny

      The MatriXXX?

    5. Re:Harry potter reference explained by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      I don't get the +4, funny.

    6. Re:Harry potter reference explained by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      misfit=doesn't fit into society.

      you think a programmer/cracker that lives a double life and doesn't see people fits in?

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    7. Re:Harry potter reference explained by SamBeckett · · Score: 1

      Did you miss the part where he commited virtually every computer crime they have a law for? Or, more importantly, how he was late to work and got chewed out for it?

    8. Re:Harry potter reference explained by ehiris · · Score: 1

      "How is a programmer who sleeps in front of his terminal a misfit around here?"

      A hot chick asked him for a date in a text mode window.

    9. Re:Harry potter reference explained by joeytsai · · Score: 1

      The asian girl who's obviously doing it for the money


      s opposed to the other porn stars, who it for...

      ?
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    10. Re:Harry potter reference explained by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Heh asian chicks are such major whores!

    11. Re:Harry potter reference explained by Randolpho · · Score: 1

      That was my favorite part of the Harry Potter movie.

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  3. Better yet.. by RobRancho · · Score: 1, Funny

    Harry Potter with wire-fights and bullet-time!

    1. Re:Better yet.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      More like Harry Pot-head with red/blue pills, black leather, guns and ammos.

  4. full text by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

    The Matrix
    It's Harry Potter with guns.
    By Chris Suellentrop
    Posted Thursday, May 1, 2003, at 2:23 PM PT

    Illustration by Charlie Powell
    Why is The Matrix? The "what" has already been answered: It's an R-rated Star Wars, a sci-fi movie with philosophical pretensions that did shockingly gangbuster business at the box office. The Matrix raked in more than $170 million in the United States, became the first DVD to sell more than 1 million copies, and set the stage for the two most-anticipated sequels of 2003 (at least until The Return of the King comes out). But while The Matrix's commercial success is impressive, it's not mind-boggling. In 1999, four movies--Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace, The Sixth Sense, Toy Story 2, and Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me--did better business than The Matrix, and Disney's Tarzan finished only a fistful of dollars behind. What makes The Matrix stand out from that pack is the way it combines mass appeal with a smaller, more intense cult following. No recent movie (other than films with a built-in fan base, like the Star Wars or Lord of the Rings movies) inspires the same kind of slavish, fan-boy devotion. Type the name of a contemporary movie with a similar box-office gross, like Ocean's Eleven, into Google, and you're confronted with a list of official sites and e-commerce pages hawking the movie. Type "the matrix," and you get those sites but also a flood of fan pages--Matrix as Messiah Movie, Knowthematrix.com, the requisite LEGO site, and the sine qua non of movie-geek cult status: the fan-created role-playing game.

    What explains the phenomenon? We know it's not the dialogue. Part of the explanation is simple: The mixing of the genres of science fiction and kung fu meant that the Wachowski brothers combined two great cult tastes that go great together. (On one of the featurettes on the Matrix DVD, Andy Wachowski sums up the movie by saying, "It's about robots vs. kung fu.") The movie's startling premise, atmospheric John Woo-style action, and "bullet time" effects go a long way toward explaining the movie's appeal, too. As does the fact that the movie is laden with references and allusions that reward repeated viewings, making fans who recognize them feel as if they and the filmmakers are part of an exclusive, in-the-know club. A by-no-means-complete list includes everything from Baudrillard to Christianity to Descartes to Buddhism to spaghetti westerns to Lewis Carroll to William Gibson's Neuromancer to Jackie Chan's Drunken Master.

    But none of these explanations is sufficient. The real source of the fascination with The Matrix is that, despite all appearances, the movie is not a dystopia. Rather, it's a utopia, a geek paradise. The Matrix is a sci-fi John Hughes movie, in which a misfit learns that he's actually cool. (Think Harry Potter with guns.) At the software company where Keanu Reeves works, his boss might as well be the principal castigating Judd Nelson in The Breakfast Club when he says: "You have a problem with authority, Mr. Anderson. You believe that you are special. That somehow the rules do not apply to you. Obviously, you are mistaken." Of course, we learn that the oppressive Figure of Authority is the one who is mistaken. But instead of going to the prom, Keanu gets to pack heat, learn kung fu, wear a black trench coat and sunglasses, and, to top it off, he gets a hot, ass-kicking girlfriend who sports fetish wear. What kind of dystopia is this? No one wants to be Winston Smith in 1984, but everyone wants to be Neo (or Trinity, or Morpheus) in The Matrix.

    As Alan Dean Foster puts it in Exploring the Matrix, an anthology of essays by science-fiction writers, Neo is "Everynerd": "His perceived world is a sham, a mistake, a carefully crafted fake, and you know, deep down, that yours is, too." But the movie has a special appeal to that subset of misfit, the computer geek. When we first see Neo, he's living alone in his cramped apartment, staying up all night on his computer. He's a programmer by day and a computer hac

    1. Re:full text by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      the parent should NOT have been modded down like that.. did any of you mods know that phoenix cant render that page? and some of us wouldnt be able to read it if it wasnt for the parent.

      please, pull your heads out of your arses.

    2. Re:full text by shellbeach · · Score: 1
      Eh? Latest firebird nightlies render the page just fine ... *shrug* ...

      But I agree with your comments otherwise - it was posted anonymously, so there can't be any suggestions of karma whoring. And mirroring the text can't be bad (well, except in a copyright sense :)

    3. Re:full text by PhoenixFlare · · Score: 1

      I'm using Phoenix 0.5, even(as per my name, I suppose), and it still renders perfectly...

    4. Re:full text by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Overall, kewl article. Shame they had to go and spoil it by quoting Captain Cyborg himself (Kevin Warwick - the continuing coverage of his non-exploits at The Register (www.theregister.co.uk) is worth the (free) price of admission. A quote from Steve Mann would have been somewhat more interesting, anyway - in the words of a former boss of mine, "he's certifiably wierd".

  5. I disagree completely. by garcia · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I don't agree w/the comment that it blends "mass appeal with cult".

    This movie was good period. It had exceptional and ground breaking special effects. The story-line was great and contrary to the comment of the author the dialog was good.

    Nope, it didn't have a ready made fan base but it does now.

    I wish people would watch movies to watch movies instead of reading into them so much.

    1. Re:I disagree completely. by nastro · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I think that it did have a ready fan base, actually, as the article stated. On one side, you have the Woo-ites who crave for the wire-fu and Jackie Chan kung fu goodness...on the other side, hackers/crackers who question authority and rally against the seemingly unbeatble status-quo. The article used the Breakfast Club analogy, and I thought that was insightful. Anyhow, that's just my two cents.

    2. Re:I disagree completely. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I don't agree w/the comment that it blends "mass appeal with cult".

      Wha!? But you just said the same thing yourself in so many words.

      It had exceptional and ground breaking special effects. The story-line was great and contrary to the comment of the author the dialog was good. ... A.K.A. "Mass appeal"

      Nope, it didn't have a ready made fan base but it does now. ... A.K.A. "Cult"

      I wish people would read articles to read articles instead of reading into them so much.

    3. Re:I disagree completely. by efflux · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I wish people would watch movies to watch movies instead of reading into them so much.

      I'm speechless. I really don't know what to say to this, and I wonder what you are trying to say. Are you saying that movies shouldn't have anything to say and that people shouldn't look for what the movie says? Do we just sit a watch a movie mindlessly, without thinking about what it is doing?

      This is a very, very odd thing to say.

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    4. Re:I disagree completely. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      FOR THOSE OF YOU THAT ARE NOT ALL THAT BRIGHT.

      This post was meant to imply large amounts of sarcasm.

    5. Re:I disagree completely. by lidocaineus · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I'll have to say that the movie was good, but the storyline wasn't too hot, and anyone who thinks the dialogue was any good should go read a book. Or better yet, watch the first Wachowski brothers movie, Bound. Now *there* was an excellent movie - tension, humor, drama, awesome cinematography and far better dialogue than The Matrix, all on a shoestring budget on a very limited set. As for watching movies to watch movies instead of reading into them, well, the directors DID want you to read into The Matrix. Did that fly over your head? The problem is, while there is something there, there's not a whole lot of it. See, the storyline was just a mishmash of practically every single piece of popular sci-fi (lit or movie) previously, with a muddy undertone of religious and philsophical musings. While highly entertaining and even groundbreaking in certain considerations, imo, I consider The Matrix to be just short of being among the best. Good scifi is all about the human condition, which The Matrix touches upon, but never really goes into much depth with. It's basically the brain equivalent of eye candy; fun, makes you think a bit, but in the end, you want something real to chew on. Examples of good scifi: Blade Runner (duh), Solaris (original Russian version), The Three Stigmata of Palmer Eldritch, and anything but Stanislaw Lem or Jorge Borges.

    6. Re:I disagree completely. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Prove it.

    7. Re:I disagree completely. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, it just came across as stupid.

    8. Re:I disagree completely. by MattW · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I agree with your disagreement. I tend to agree with some critics that some of Keanu's Neo dialogue was bad -- although I don't think it comes down to 'woah', but Fishburne and Weaving turned in great performances which were -- like the movie -- every so slightly over the top, and brilliant in their own way. Moss was also a solid performer.

      I don't know anyone who didn't like the matrix. My mother, in 50s, rarely goes to the movies for anything, generally dislikes computers, and yet she is looking forward to the sequel!

      I'm not going to be even slightly surprised when Reloaded becomes the highest grossing rated-R movie of all time.

    9. Re:I disagree completely. by deadsaijinx* · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I agreed with you whole-heartedly, until you mentioned blade runner. That is the single most boring sci-fi I have ever had the displeasure to watch. Even Harrison Ford said that the movie sucked. The only reason that movie was ever even remotely popluar was because it was eye candy. The plot was thin, the little "mysteries" were blindingly obvious, and the little bits of action that were thrown in were limited, sporatic, and totaly pathetic. In contrast to blade runner, the matrix is a goddly movie.

      Even worse, watch the tv-edit version. It removes the most gruesome shots and the nudity. After that is gone, you have eye candy (which by todays standards isn't eye-candy at all), poor narration (Ford went into the recording studio one day, did the narration ten times and left, and they never went and fixed it), and Ford stubling from bar to bar, muttering to himself.

      The androids were cool though, but that can't carry the movie.

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    10. Re:I disagree completely. by unborracho · · Score: 2
      It had exceptional and ground breaking special effects
      Yes, the Matrix was the first movie to use multi-cameras (motion and still) to create bullet-time effects, which was truly a revolutionary technique that other movies/games took on as well (Swordfish, Max Payne, Conan O'Brian). I have to agree with you completely there.
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    11. Re:I disagree completely. by gilroy · · Score: 0
      Blockquothn the poster:

      Are you saying that movies shouldn't have anything to say and that people shouldn't look for what the movie says? Do we just sit a watch a movie mindlessly, without thinking about what it is doing?

      In other words, we should be just like those people plugged into the Matrix... woa. Deep. :)
    12. Re:I disagree completely. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I wish people would watch movies to watch movies instead of reading into them so much.
      Yeah, it sure would be great if people just turned off their brains before consuming entertainment, instead of like, you know, trying to actually think about the pretty pictures flashing before their eyes.
    13. Re:I disagree completely. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      that's why his post is 5 and your's is 0.

    14. Re:I disagree completely. by lidocaineus · · Score: 1

      I'll give you that; Blade Runner can be very slow to many people. It probably helps that I read the book it was somewhat based on, and more importantly, I'm a *huge* film noir fanatic (which is why the director's version is a million times better than the theatrical release).

      I will agree on the tv version, however. That travesty of a cut is the poster child for allowing more of those TV-17 ratings or whatever (and I can't stand that system to begin with).

    15. Re:I disagree completely. by happyhangone · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I will burn some karma... After watching xmen2 (excellent movie)... and the trailers of matrix reloaded on the same day, i dont see how matrix reloaded would live up the impressive amount of expectation of the fan base. The story seems weak, the effects doesnt look groundbreaking... ok i will see it when is out, but i dont expect to be the mother-of-all-sci-movies...

    16. Re:I disagree completely. by StingRayGun · · Score: 1

      Yikes! Have you ever seen the directors cut? Sure it WAS eye-candy, but the story and the acting weren't bad either. Watch the directors cut, then watch the Matrix. Laugh out loud as Reaves delivers a laughable performance, then ask yourself which film is better... I can see why your would think such a thing having NOT watched the film as it was meant to be watched. Really you should check it out. Jeez, I think /. it the only place where people could agree that the matrix was better the Blade Runner Directors Cut. You guys should go read Neuromancer and SnowCrash, might remind you thatThe Matrix was revolutionary, only in visuals.

    17. Re:I disagree completely. by mnewton32 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      watch the first Wachowski brothers movie, Bound. Now *there* was an excellent movie - tension, humor, drama, awesome cinematography and far better dialogue than The Matrix
      If you really want /. readers to watch this, you forgot to mention lesbian sex scenes.

    18. Re:I disagree completely. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lesbians? Who cares about that? I thought we were all gay here! :P

    19. Re:I disagree completely. by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 1

      Actually, I have to disagree with just about everything you said.

      1. With the advent of stars like Jackie Chan and Chow Yun-Fat and Jet Li into popular American media, the Hong-Kong style martial arts movies are as popular as ever.

      2. A story targeted towards computer geeks, sf fans, and people who appreciate state-of-the-art sfx (how fast that's changed) would have a certain proportion of the potential audience sewn up.

      The movie was good, but... the dialog sucked. Keanu Reeve is a pretty awful actor, but he was very convincing with the demanding action required by the movie. Having said that, I like many of the pictures he's been in and I like him despite those down sides. The plot was cool, but hardly unique or original, and if you thought about it too much it had holes you could drive a truck through. However, they weren't so bad as to detract from the enjoyment, unless you're one of those types who worries about the combination of Captain Kirk's safe in his quarters.

      I would argue it did have a ready-made fan base, but as is appropriate, the 2nd and 3rd movies will have a much bigger one.

      You are right though, about the problem with people reading too much into movies. I've seen sad attempts to explain all the little details and inconsistencies of movies like this, and those attempts just come across as pathetic. Movie writers and makers are rarely adept science-fiction authors, and vice-versa. If you can't deal with that then stick to books. But like you, I can enjoy a movie like this.

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    20. Re:I disagree completely. by spencerogden · · Score: 1

      Solaris (original Russian version), ... anything but Stanislaw Lem

      I thought Solaris was by Stanislaw Lem... Did you mean 'anything by Stanislaw Lem' or is there another Solaris?

    21. Re:I disagree completely. by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 1

      There was a recent remake with George Clooney, which apparently was a real snoozer, in part because the sf element of the story was apparently glossed over.

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    22. Re:I disagree completely. by Zathras11 · · Score: 0

      "Nope, it didn't have a ready made fan base but it does now."

      I agree! Just think of this, X-Men 2 did $33
      Million opening day, compared to X-Men 1 with
      $21 Million on its opening day. And X-Men HAD
      a built in audience for its first movie due to
      35 or so years of comic-books (and two different
      cartoon shows too).

      The Matrix did $4.8 Million on its opening day
      in 1999 (a Wednesday, and went on to do $4.8,
      $9.6 and $10.7 to close out that week).

      X-Men 2 will probably remain #1 until May 14th.
      The Matrix Reloaded opens May 15th... :^) I
      have no heard any estimates, but personally I
      think that $50 Million might be possible.

    23. Re:I disagree completely. by MikeFM · · Score: 1

      I think the Matrix is far better than any of the Star Wars films and was considerably better than SWPM. I went to see Phantom Menance more often than The Matrix simply because SWPM stayed in the dollar theature for almost a year. Still I went to see The Matrix several times and bought it on DVD and VHS on the day of it's release (preordered). The Matrix is just far and away the best Sci Fi movie of recent years.

      The special effects were the frosting on the cake but really the story and unique use of a scifi for a kickass kungfu bang bang flick were what made it so good. Sure the story had some sillyness as most sci fi does (who can not laugh at Star Trek) but was overall a good story. The fact that the actors were actually trained in martial arts before trying to act like experts on screen did as much for the visual appeal of The Matrix as special effects. Overall though I'd say I agree with the articles author when he labels The Matrix as Harry Potter with guns. Both take a geek and send him to school to learn. Both geeks find out they are special and are worshipped, loved, and feared. Of course LotR can almost fall under the same category but I'm not sure if Frodo is especially a geek. Maybe compaired to other Hobbits he would be.

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    24. Re:I disagree completely. by lidocaineus · · Score: 1

      Heh, I meant the Solaris movie version, which was a Russian production, done a long time ago. Not the Clooney one!

    25. Re:I disagree completely. by oGMo · · Score: 4, Funny
      I wish people would watch movies to watch movies instead of reading into them so much.
      I'm speechless. I really don't know what to say to this, and I wonder what you are trying to say. Are you saying that movies shouldn't have anything to say and that people shouldn't look for what the movie says? Do we just sit a watch a movie mindlessly, without thinking about what it is doing?

      I wish people would read comments to read comments without reading into them so much.

      ;-)

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    26. Re:I disagree completely. by kalidasa · · Score: 1

      Examples of good scifi: Blade Runner (duh), Solaris (original Russian version), The Three Stigmata of Palmer Eldritch, and anything but Stanislaw Lem or Jorge Borges.

      1. You did mean "by," not "but," right? Obviously "everything but" Lem or Borges would be ... almost everything.

      2. Don't call him Jorge Borges. Either Borges or Jorge Luis Borges. His name is usually alphabetized (properly) under the Luis.

      Otherwise, a terrific posting, though I think *Man in the High Tower* and *The Unteleported Man* are better than *Three Stigmata*.

    27. Re:I disagree completely. by lidocaineus · · Score: 1

      Oh jeeze, yes, I meant 'by' not 'but', which also explains why I forgot the "Luis": brain not reaching hand. And excluding Lem or Borges is pretty criminal.

      I feel dirty now. Excuse me while I prostrate mysel f in front of my bookcase. :P

    28. Re:I disagree completely. by kalidasa · · Score: 1

      Your penance is to read The Garden of Forking Paths aloud in a crowded room.

    29. Re:I disagree completely. by shut_up_man · · Score: 3, Interesting

      It's funny... I've been running into this strange attitude a lot recently. I believe it stems from people who really dislike analysis, particularly self-analysis, because they're either not liking the answers they find, or they plain get confused by the whole analysis process.

      As well as movies, I've been told to stop analysing humour, and art in general. Apparently it should "just be funny" or "just be good art" without any reasons WHY it is. It's an idea mostly pushed by art students who like to think "i can make up any crap I want and call it art, because i want to".

      Of course, years of working with computers and solving problems logically contribute to a mindset with a need for analysis... which probably means most of Slashdot thinks more like I do, right?

    30. Re:I disagree completely. by JudgeFurious · · Score: 1

      Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar you know. That's what he's trying to say.

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    31. Re:I disagree completely. by Backward+Z · · Score: 1

      A while ago, I learned that when I analyze art and humor and movies and video games, that you can't hold it to any standard but its own, and it's appreciating that standard that makes a lot of movies better.

      The Matrix set out to be an action packed thrill ride with a solid storyline and some segments that will make you think. It accomplished that, and then some. People say derived, I say tapping into a story we all already know, and giving their own twist on it (ref: 3000 Miles from Gracelend or even, to a lesser extent, American McGee's Alice). They don't hide that they borrow classic elements of the hero story, the ultimate struggle against a rebellious "good" force against a larger and opressive "evil" force. That's not deritive, that's classic storytelling.

      And so I look at it like that. I can say it used too many special effects, but it's the kind of movie that's built to be like a Disneyland ride, much like Jurassic Park.

      This guy isn't saying, "Sit back and let the movie wash over your eyes and ignore the bad parts," he's saying it's a thrill ride and to treat it as such.

      You're not going to ride a rollercoaster and dock it points because it's not themed well. No, you're there for the rollercoaster.

      Bottom line, don't go watch the Matrix when you want to be watching Pi.

      -Z

    32. Re:I disagree completely. by Backward+Z · · Score: 1

      Good scifi is all about the human condition, which The Matrix touches upon, but never really goes into much depth with.

      Man, did we see the same movie?

      I mean, sure they don't focus on how people live and react to how things happen, or how even individuals react under the harshest of conditions, or whatever you say, but man, just look at the very core premise. It's about how hard mankind is willing to fight in order to survive and be free. Can't keep a good human race down kinda stuff. And how that doesn't relate to the human condition, well, I guess that completely flew over my head.

    33. Re:I disagree completely. by rossifer · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Well, they're rather different stories.

      The Matrix is a straight up Campbellian hero myth including the departure, wisdom from the old woman, descent into the underworld, return from the underworld, trial, success, bring an important power/artifact back to whoever. Good stuff and usually fun for most audiences (since the Campbellian hero myth is really the story of any successful human life, once enough of the unpleasant details are buffed out).

      Blade Runner is a altogether different story. It's a cautionary tale about technology outstripping ethics and some of the real risks when we limit ourselves by what is possible instead of what is right.

      The central conflict is an examination of the definition of humanity from an alien perspective (the replicants). At what point does the artificial become natural? Where is the line in the sand where we say, "This is human. That is not." What if they look the same but can't be mature enough to safely coexist because they didn't have a childhood? What if they look the same and remember a childhood? This exploration is set in a tragic context where the replicants could exist, a society in decay, struggling with the aftermath of environmental collapse, presumably from a history of tech/ethical decisions gone wrong (almost no natural animals, remember).

      Then there are some closely related questions even more relevant to our lives today: do things have to be human to have rights? Is the ability to feel pain and fear enough to acquire legal protection? The tragedy of mortality, "All those memories lost; like tears in rain." Tyrell, as the technology wielder (creator), must face the pleadings of his imperfect creation and then faces destruction for those imperfections. The obvious issue of slavery, an assertion that is only credible once it is accepted that the replicants are in fact, human. Which ought to be an sobering reminder of the rule that a slave was counted as 3/5 of a person for apportioning representatives just 200 years ago here in the US...

      I can completely understand why many people don't like Blade Runner. The questions it raises are intentionally unsettling dilemmas. It's much easier to skim over the depth and see it as a slow moving cop flick with a flaky soundtrack. But if you should choose to look below the surface, there's a world of philosophical exploration going on.

      In my personal opinion, Blade Runner is the best movie I've ever seen. Though Fight Club just recently (two years ago) entered the running as a really strong second place... And who cares what Harrison Ford thinks. He's an actor and a damned good one but IMO acting skills rarely translate into anything else of value. Let's be serious here: Are you really expecting the man dating Calista Flockhart to be a shining exemplar of good taste and philosophical insight?

      Regards,
      Ross

    34. Re:I disagree completely. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, the Bullet time effect was done in a 1997 movie called "Buffalo 66". Matrix was in 1999.

    35. Re:I disagree completely. by quintessent · · Score: 1

      I believe it's a question of taste and/or education. I personally love to analyse things. There are some movies that do not stand up to being thought about, and then I have to try to turn my brain off when I watch them. But it's so much more enjoyable when I can spend days afterward thinking about the ideas and questions posed by the movie (often this is done w/o the creator even knowing it).

      In the world of literature, the difference has been there for a long time. There are novels that are completely flat--lots of action (gun fights, romance, etc.), but little character development, basic plot, nothing to think about. Just read it, react emotionally, and move on to the next one. These are sort of the crowd pleasers, because most people can read one and understand everything. Then there are books that invite you to think. These become the classics of literature. They tend to challenge the reader and invite him/her to grow intellectually or in other ways. They are not afraid to ask questions that even they cannot answer.

      Personally, I enjoy a movie that can stand up to scrutiny--one that invites me to think. But there will always be people looking for the crowd-pleaser kind. Perhaps our tendency is to watch all movies from our point of view. I watch a movie and think about it, and so shallow movies usually fail for me. Others watch a movie with the brain turned off, and therefore do not enjoy a movie that requires thinking.

      Now a third possibility: I believe we often fail to appreciate a movie because it does not fit into our preconceptions. If you remember the movie Legend, it had a horrible script, so-so special effects, etc. But in places the story and visuals were poetic and beautiful. When I overlook the weak areas, there was a lot there to absorb and enjoy.

      I leave you to draw your own conclusions.

    36. Re:I disagree completely. by bitrott · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      It's almost cliche to say, but if your attention span wasn't as short as your dick, you'd have more fun.

  6. Hehe by Peterus7 · · Score: 5, Funny
    Think Harry Potter with guns.

    Oy Malfoy!

    What is it, Potter?

    BLAM.

    No, but really, does anyone see the resembelance in the most recent matrix trailer at the end where he flies past the castle and hogwarts/quiddich?

    Neo: I don't need broomsticks.

    1. Re:Hehe by Blaine+Hilton · · Score: 1

      Nope I don't see a connection, is this a slow news day or something?

    2. Re:Hehe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It can't be that slow. You haven't posted 10,000 gratuitous references to WebCalc yet.

    3. Re:Hehe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, this is Harry Potter with guns: Snitch!

    4. Re:Hehe by Den_onda_kotten · · Score: 0

      Tank: What do you need? Neo: Broomsticks. Lots of 'em.

    5. Re:Hehe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well said!

  7. So..... by eclectro · · Score: 5, Funny


    Does this mean that MPAA boycatt ends on May 15th???

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    1. Re:So..... by deadsaijinx* · · Score: 1

      yes, and the female cat begins. j/k

      I'm not sure whether the parent post is funny, insightful, or redundant. Hell, why not all three...

      OR, the boycott just begins that day. All we have to wait to do is for someone to sneak a camera into the movie, then go to sharereactor.com and look at the recent releases. Wouldn't it be funny if opening weekend didn't turn a huge profit, and they blame pirates.

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    2. Re:So..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your comment is based of the fact that where still going to see it. The part about a boycott is not watching the movie in the first place.

    3. Re:So..... by deadsaijinx* · · Score: 1

      well, you've got me there. a boycott, by deffinition would be us not watching it. But, knowing a lot of people here, many a slashdot will see it opening weekend. Which is were the zero-day warez comes in. It alllows a new hybrid version of rebelious boycott, allowing us to get what we want, and say fuck you to the MPAA.

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    4. Re:So..... by NanoGator · · Score: 2, Funny

      "Does this mean that MPAA boycatt ends on May 15th???"

      Heh. Don't worry, when the next cool scifi-movie is beaten by a romantic comedy starring Jennifer Lopez, the Bocyott will be back on.

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    5. Re:So..... by mraymer · · Score: 1
      No, no... the boycott isn't over. Just sneak into it.

      And if someone asks to see your ticket, you just say, "There is no ticket." ;)

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    6. Re:So..... by FunWithHeadlines · · Score: 1
      "Does this mean that MPAA boycatt ends on May 15th???"

      Don't be absurd. The MPAA boycott ended yesterday when X2 came out, also about misfits doing cool stuff...

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    7. Re:So..... by Herkum01 · · Score: 1

      So the boycott is back on the 16th, then?

  8. Huh by arvindn · · Score: 4, Funny
    Slate has recently released a somewhat-inspired article about what the Matrix was. You have to read it for yourself.

    Have things gotten so bad that people have to be explicitly directed to read the article??

    1. Re:Huh by emerald_glitter · · Score: 5, Funny

      Slate has recently released a somewhat-inspired article about what the Matrix was. You have to read it for yourself.

      Have things gotten so bad that people have to be explicitly directed to read the article??

      Unfortunately, one cannot understand this article just by reading /. comments. You must read it for yourself.

    2. Re:Huh by slyborg · · Score: 1

      Yes, because it's on Slate.

    3. Re:Huh by deadsaijinx* · · Score: 3, Funny

      "Unfortunately, no one can be told what the Matrix is. That's why I'm going to tell you in about ten minutes."

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    4. Re:Huh by betat · · Score: 1

      check out 47 and 58 too.

  9. dystopic utopia by deathcloset · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Good point made about this dark future. While on the surface the matrix is a prison, it is a prison in which you can fly, dodge bullets and jump into the chests of your enemies (without all the trouble that comes with your run of the mill prison made psychedelics).
    all I want to know is, if there are hovering robots and a computer reality, is there no space capability? I mean, why don't the machines just purge the faulty human batteries and move into space? plenty of solar power, plenty of room. Besides, regardless of the number of humans you have powering your MMOR (Massive Multiplayer Online Reality) I cannot help but speculate that a nuclear reactor has a great deal more potential for raw power than small to mid-sized mammals...But what kind of a movie is that right?

    1. Re:dystopic utopia by spencerogden · · Score: 3, Informative

      The clever explanation I heard for the 'human battteries' was this. Morpheus is wrong. Of course the ower generated by a human isn't meaningful compared to what they consume. But they mention the use of Fusion. The explanation is that fusion power is a very tricky process to regulate, to the humans are used as a massive parallel computer to control the real power plant. Any energy they produce is just icing.

      Now, if the robots have enough computer power to simulate reality for millions of humans, you might think they have enough computing power to control the power plant, but oh well, I thought it was a clever excuse for a pretty glaring hole in the movie.

    2. Re:dystopic utopia by seann · · Score: 1

      The robots are smart, have a conscience, and know what is good and bad for them.
      Why go nuclear when you can use biochemical energy that produces virtually no waste?

      The robots want to keep the earth a safe and great place to live; having another nuclear holocaust won't fix their energy problems.

      Maybe they feel they have a right to fix what us humans did to the beautiful world they once lived in.

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    3. Re:dystopic utopia by Gauchito · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I always thought that it would have been a better to line to say that they were using humans for processing power (a beowulf cluster of billions of humans brains). They could have even made a comment about how most humans only use, what like 10% of the brain, because the other 90% was taken by the machines.

    4. Re:dystopic utopia by Wingnut64 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Now, if the robots have enough computer power to simulate reality for millions of humans, you might think they have enough computing power to control the power plant, but oh well, I thought it was a clever excuse for a pretty glaring hole in the movie.

      Unless reality is simulated client-side in human brains, which would explain how Neo can create his own rules.

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    5. Re:dystopic utopia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Have you *seen* the movie? "Safe and great place to live"? The Earth under the robots is a brown-aired cesspit of pollution.

    6. Re:dystopic utopia by gilroy · · Score: 2, Funny
      Blockquoth the poster:

      Why go nuclear when you can use biochemical energy that produces virtually no waste?

      Um, I'm pretty sure that 6 billions people sitting all day in wired pods produce a hell of a lot of waste... Probably doesn't smell too good, either. :)
    7. Re:dystopic utopia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You know, that's what bugs me the whole time about the movie (which I've seen multiple times -- only topped by TESB)... obviously Neo can manipulate his reality because he's "gifted" (he's found a link to the matrix, he can tap into some control function, whatever, he can just do it). Why can't the agents do the same? They are part of the entity controlling the matrix, so they shouldn't be constrained by the rules created for the humans. But what you say is very interesting. What if the entity driving the matrix can't actually control it because the simulation is run in a distributed neural-network fashion? What if a bunch of humans can sync their simulations because the can somehow control (some of) the input to the simulation? That would explain why the agents can't just do whatever they please.

    8. Re:dystopic utopia by NewbieProgrammerMan · · Score: 1

      I wonder if they have urban legends debunkery in the Matrix as well?

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    9. Re:dystopic utopia by NewbieProgrammerMan · · Score: 1
      But they mention the use of Fusion. The explanation is that fusion power is a very tricky process to regulate, to the humans are used as a massive parallel computer to control the real power plant.

      As long as we're in futuristic speculation mode, I suppose we can speculate that a fusion reactor would be difficult to control. Somehow I doubt it will be so tricky to regulate; the tricky part is initially figuring out how to build machinery to take advantage of some physical process. Once you get the basic idea out of the way, it seems that a baseline of control practices builds up relatively quickly, and controlling the process is much easier.

      Personally, I don't care much for in-depth explanations of holes in movies (or any other fictional stories, or that matter). They usually get too convoluted to be any fun after a certain point. In-depth discussions of real-world issues or philosophies brought up by said stories? I love those. Trying to justify away the literal meaning of a 5-second statement in a movie is (to me, at least) like trying to justify a literal interpretation of a religious text. Just not worth the effort. Probably kinda like this post that I'm spending way too much time writing. :)

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    10. Re:dystopic utopia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At the risk of sounding negative, you're completely wrong about the fusion thing. There are several types of fusion in development and they are all very complex. The process is entirely different from fission, which is an ongoing process that must be regulated - fusion is a very complex reaction that occurs in a very unstable system at very extreme conditions and the problem of controlling it is the subject of many pioneering research projects at the moment. It most definitely is FAR harder than fission to control, so don't let the fact that we have use of fission deceive you.

      One such project is the JET project http://www.jet.efda.org/

      HTH

    11. Re:dystopic utopia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      all I want to know is, if there are hovering robots and a computer reality, is there no space capability? I mean, why don't the machines just purge the faulty human batteries and move into space? plenty of solar power, plenty of room. Besides, regardless of the number of humans you have powering your MMOR (Massive Multiplayer Online Reality) I cannot help but speculate that a nuclear reactor has a great deal more potential for raw power than small to mid-sized mammals...But what kind of a movie is that right?

      yeah, too bad it wasn't a movie, huh? i mean, because then you could justify it with suspension of disbelief.

      can't anyone watch a movie without dissecting the hell out of it anymore?

    12. Re:dystopic utopia by NewbieProgrammerMan · · Score: 1

      I'll give you that a fusion reactor is going to be more difficult to control than a fission reactor, but that wasn't exactly what I meant. My point (probably badly stated) was that we don't currently know how to handle a sustained fusion reaction, but once we do, there will probably be a period of just a few decades during which reactor designs are modified to provide much greater stability and ease of control. No matter how revolutionary and complex something seems to be today, it will probably become a "commonplace and everyday" engineering topic taught in 4-year colleges within a century.

      Still, I doubt it will take significantly less than a 6-billion node cluster of human brains to run any realistic fusion reactor. ;) I know that wasn't the point you were trying to make, but I thought I'd throw it out anyway.

      Thanks for the link to the Jet project; I haven't kept up with fusion research in a while. Now you've probably shot my weekend all to hell. :)

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    13. Re:dystopic utopia by archen · · Score: 1

      Makes you wonder if the machines brag to each other how they overclocked their human by feeding it Jolt instead of Coke, or if one machine arguies with another about how their AMD human is just as good even though it's smaller, it's all in how you measure it...

    14. Re:dystopic utopia by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 3, Insightful

      But, apparently they can. They can take over bodies of humans in the matrix, they can make Neo's mouth disappear, they can create things like the "bug", which clearly can't exist in the "real world".

      If you think too hard about what the agents can and cannot do, you will only get a headache. The only conclusion you can draw is that they have somewhat above normal control of "reality", which just got trumped by Neo. I guess the only solution will be to completely outnumber him.... ;-)

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    15. Re:dystopic utopia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Have you considered that there may at that point in the plot be no actual "computers" as such? That everything the AI do, from running their own programs to controlling power plants to simulating a reality, is done using solely the "spare cycles" in the brains of the humans they hold captive?

    16. Re:dystopic utopia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      These same robots obviously don't have a lot of knowledge about the Second Law of Thermodynamics then.

    17. Re:dystopic utopia by Wingnut64 · · Score: 1

      Taking over a body should be easy; the Agents can just spoof their 'identity' (network address). The bug doesn't seem too unrealistic to me, just some near future nanotech at work. You make a good point about the mouth, though. Perhaps they just instruct his client to make his mouth disappear, and since he has not yet learned to gain control over his hijacked thought processes, he simulates it for them. Later, when they instruct him to die with a Desert Eagle, his client simply refuses.

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    18. Re:dystopic utopia by spencerogden · · Score: 1

      I hope real nanotech is a little smaller!

    19. Re:dystopic utopia by Surlyboi · · Score: 1

      That would explain why the agents can't just do whatever they please.

      I think it's more like the recurring argument you
      hear from the pro-PvP camp in MMORPGs. AIs are
      limited by their programming, whereas humans aren't.
      Bottom line, the agents won't expand beyond their
      initial parameters because they can't. They don't
      know how to make use of exploits in the system.
      Humans do and will.

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    20. Re:dystopic utopia by pryan · · Score: 1

      Disclaimer: I don't pretend to know what reason the writers created for the existence of the matrix, nor do I know whether they thought about this at all. My intention is to postulate why the machines would want to create a matrix. While this is based on the premises of the movie, I am not trying to fill any holes or otherwise account for the movie in any way. It's just for fun.

      The first reason I thought of is based on military strategy: know your enemy. What better way to observe humanity than to completely control their environment and have intimate access to every person in the matrix?

      This seems to lack because I don't see why you would want to have billions of people in the simulation. This also seems to lack because I can't think of a good reason why the machines wouldn't simulate the war in the matrix, instead they have "the peak of human civilization" in the matrix.

      Another reason I came up with was to simply exploit a valuable resource. People are very creative. This seems more likely than the first reason. People are also very inefficient, it would take a whole civilization in order to allow the people in the matrix to come up with new technologies and ideas.

      When the machines detect that a new technology has been invented or a scientific discovery is made in the matrix, they study it to see if it could be useful to them. I can't think of a better reason to maintain such a matrix than to reap the fruits of human civilization.

    21. Re:dystopic utopia by shellbeach · · Score: 1
      I always thought that it would have been a better to line to say that they were using humans for processing power (a beowulf cluster of billions of humans brains).

      And it would have been an almost poetic role reversal - not humans using machines to do their complex calculations, but machines using humans ...

    22. Re:dystopic utopia by pryan · · Score: 1

      Also the second reason may make a lot of sense in the context of a war. The machines may have built the matrix not only to reap the benefits of human civilization, but also as a means of staying one step ahead of the people they are fighting. The machines wouldn't want to fall behind in technology or science.

      And maybe the machines don't want to simulate the war in the matrix so that the people in the matrix don't figure out how to defeat the machines. As we know from the movie, free people have access to the matrix too and might learn how to defeat the machines and implement it.

    23. Re:dystopic utopia by HalfFlat · · Score: 1

      It makes sense in an allegorical way ...

      For example, as far as I understand it, in popular forms of Buddhism there are malicious spirits (mara) who cause suffering through the use of deceit and illusion. The sad thing though is that these spirits themselves are trapped in the cycle, and can not escape from the greater illusion that is the world.

      In the original Matrix movie, Agent Smith, in the interrogation sequence with Morpheus, gives the impression of being caught up in this artificial world. He has become very much like the humans themselves in fact, with a capacity for disgust and anger. And like most of the humans, he can not escape the Matrix - his existence is inextricably tied to it.

      A mara might be reborn as a human, and start on the path to enlightment and ultimately nirvana. As Agent Smith becomes more human, is there the chance that he too will start to see the Matrix as the illusion it is?

      The analogy breaks down, as in the film there really is a 'real world' to which the protagonists can escape. Still as a metaphor, it can give some grounding to the limitations of the agents as observed in the film.

    24. Re:dystopic utopia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Machines have no "creational-invention-powers", they only can improve existing technologies, so they need human brains to create new tech, not energy, not Brain-CPU like stuff. And in the film they say the humans invented the Marix, but now machines had the control. And I think that is the only reasonable explanation for why the machines expends so many efforts in keeping humans alive.
      And yes, Im sure that when the IA is "interrogating" Morpheo, and says "this prision" he makes no reference to the VirtualReality simulation, where they are. In fact the prision itself is this small planet called earth in where he is stood without any scape, when all the other machines are "living" in the inmensity of Space, doing whatever they want.

    25. Re:dystopic utopia by robinsc · · Score: 1

      What I suppose is that the humans are the computer that is running the matrix. Somehow the whole "program" runs in a mechano-biological computer composed of joining millions of human minds together. As such some of the purely software agents are nothing but figments of imagination and have no independant existence. So the machines use the humans not as a cheap source of power but as a cheap source of computing. That would make greate sense to me cause for the energy we expend we sure have a large memory capacity.

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  10. Is this really that supprising? by Gyorg_Lavode · · Score: 4, Interesting

    About 2 months ago a very anti-technology professor of mine pointed out that the reason the matrix is popular is because it tells nerds what they want to hear, that they can still be cool and powerful even if where they are right now is a small room, by themselves, spending 14 hours a day stairing at a computer screen.

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    1. Re:Is this really that supprising? by evilviper · · Score: 1

      What is to stop nerds from becomming cool and powerful? If that is what you wanted, you could certainly accomplish that goal... Thing is, most nerds don't care that much.

      How many movies have there been where normal guys save the entire world??? A shitload! What is so different about them? Very often those guys are nerds in some way (usually not computer geeks).

      It seems that this professor of yours has a serious anti-nerd slant, and just read his own bias into the movie.

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    2. Re:Is this really that supprising? by Jeff+DeMaagd · · Score: 1

      Interesting.

      For the record, I don't see what's so great about this movie myself. I also don't see "groundbreaking special effects" as something that adds a whole lot to a good movie.

      How antitechnology was this prof? Against what sort of technology? Does this person ride a horse & buggy, crank up their Model T, do s/he accept self-adjusting carburation? What about electronic fuel injection? I suppose a modern diesel bus doesn't need to have that much technology yet.

      Type up books on a mechanical typewriter? How far can one be anti technology and still live in modern society? Just curious.

    3. Re:Is this really that supprising? by tempest303 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I have two words for your professor.

      Linus. Torvalds.

      In essence, Linus is a computer nerd that spent a whole bunch of time in front of his computer, and is now considered a very powerful person indeed. The software project he started is now turning whole economies upside-down. If that's not power, what is?

      Now, it's important to note that Linus is a relatively unique story, but it does go to demonstrate that with enough effort and critical thinking (good timing helps, too), yes, one person can start to change the world - that's power for you.

    4. Re:Is this really that supprising? by maxpublic · · Score: 0, Troll

      It seems that this professor of yours has a serious anti-nerd slant

      No, he's just a realist. The Matrix is pure fantasy, and most nerds are just as they appear: losers.

      Which is no doubt why the Matrix is such a great escape for them.

      Max

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    5. Re:Is this really that supprising? by deadsaijinx* · · Score: 1

      or maybe just because it was a FUN movie to watch. After all, we geeks can't swing the popularity polls of movies that much. I remember when it first came out, I liked it for 2 reasons really, violence and cool special effects. that's the secret to this movie, we have the lobby scene, the perfect blend of slow motion and hong-kong like fighting, fused with guns galore, and finished with a really kick-ass fire. And the whole bullet time thing didn't hurt.

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    6. Re:Is this really that supprising? by tempest303 · · Score: 5, Insightful
      most nerds are just as they appear: losers.

      Depends on your definition of "loser" and "nerd" I suppose.

      For that matter, what makes the nerds so apart from the rest of the world? When the non-nerd male population watches Die Hard, of course they idolize Bruce Willis, seeing themselves in his shoes, thinking to themselves, "Yeah, I could do that! I am much man!". It's the same thing. Everyone loves fantasy, especially one in which one's self is made brave, important, powerful, etc. It's not just the "nerds" or the "them" as you put it, as though to distinguish yourself from those techno-untouchables. (Well, to be wholly fair, I guess I sort of think of myself as being above the furries, but I'm not sure that's quite the same. ;)
    7. Re:Is this really that supprising? by Guppy06 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Personally, what I got out of the movie is that even Ted "Theodore" Logan can use a computer.

    8. Re:Is this really that supprising? by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry but I have to point this out.

      Bruce Willis didn't wear shoes throughout much of that movie, it was a plot point and had some significance to the entire story.

    9. Re:Is this really that supprising? by Gyorg_Lavode · · Score: 1
      Actually, the professor is extremely biased against technology and all those who use it. He sees them as lacking individuality and free reason or choice.

      I actually just wrote a paper that had a blurb about nerds. Nerds are really people with a different set of values. In American HS, the values are sexual promiscuity, athleticism, narcisism, rebelion, and rudeness. Nerds are many times those who just don't value these. And as should be obvious, the appeal of the internet, especially to nerds, is that people are not forced into groups by their physical location, but instead are allowed to join groups which share their values.

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    10. Re:Is this really that supprising? by Molt · · Score: 1

      I'd say a stronger example would be Bill Gates. Whilst many people here intensely dislike the guy he did very much fit into the nerd stereotype when he was at college, and now he personally wields a hell of a lot of power.

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    11. Re:Is this really that supprising? by Gyorg_Lavode · · Score: 1
      He told the class that cars were a bad thing and that Satan runs the internet. (Really.)

      He's a huge hypocrit though. He drives to work, answers his cellphone during class multiple times, (last time was a call from the sierra club for his wife), spent the first 30min of class last class making personal calls, (one I heard as I passed was reguarding property in New York. He's 73 so maybe he's working on his retirment home.) And he sends out all assignments be email, (usually 2 days before he wants them completed for reading assignments).

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    12. Re:Is this really that supprising? by Gyorg_Lavode · · Score: 1

      For parent and J23SE, the article talks about both the main stream, and cult following of the movie. I think we are discussing the portion related to cult following as opposed to what you are talking about, the main stream following.

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    13. Re:Is this really that supprising? by tempest303 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Very true - he certainly holds more power than Torvalds. I'm not sure he's as good an example, though, since it wasn't when he was at his computer that he was becoming powerful. Gates was a mediocre coder - it's his business dealings that made him who he is.

    14. Re:Is this really that supprising? by Jeff+DeMaagd · · Score: 1

      Does anyone take him up on his claims? Apparently from what you say, he doesn't believe what he preaches. Unless technology is bad for _other_ people to have, he thinks he's better than everyone else?

    15. Re:Is this really that supprising? by Gyorg_Lavode · · Score: 1

      I think his excuse is that the technology is required to function in society, (which is one of the reasons it's evil), so therefore it's ok for him to use it and still criticize it continuiously.

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    16. Re:Is this really that supprising? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I haven't seen much of Die Hard, care to tell me why?

    17. Re:Is this really that supprising? by kalidasa · · Score: 1

      Better a nerd who makes 5 times as much in a year as the high school star football player who nowadays works doing snow plowing in the winter and landscaping in the summer, with a side job at the gas station.

    18. Re:Is this really that supprising? by Spy+Hunter · · Score: 1
      Yeah, well tell your professor that the reason he likes to belittle computer "nerds" is to make himself feel powerful and cover up his own feelings of inadequacy and helplessness with the complex technology (created by these "nerds") that makes today's modern world go round.

      That ought to get you an A ;-)

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    19. Re:Is this really that supprising? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He may have been a nerd, but he was was always powerful. He was born into power. He was in a special school and most of his classmates were also genetic lottery winners went on to become rich and powerful because their parents were rich and powerful and opened doors for them.

    20. Re:Is this really that supprising? by Hast · · Score: 1

      Typical copout.

      I don't have a mobile phone and I'm one of the few among my friends in that position. No religious reasons really, I just don't much feel I need one. There are times when it would have been very practical though. It's far from necessary.

      If you want to you can live without a watch on you. That should be a much harder task in todays world. Though naturally you'd have to ask people or use "public watches". If your mobile phone has one then that's cheating. ;-)

    21. Re:Is this really that supprising? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Gates was a mediocre coder


      Justify this statement, please?

  11. Product Placement? Movie tie-ins? by evilviper · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Am I the only one sick of product placement and movie tie-ins? I didn't mind too much, since they were all movies I wouldn't like anyhow, but the serious movies such as castaway are becomming multi-hour-long commercials that you have to pay $10 to watch...

    I wouldn't think Matrix would stoop that low, except for the current commercial tie-ins, that are making me suspicious.

    I really think the MPAA should have a rating to indicate if there is product placement, and how extensive it is...

    I would hate to see a good movie series ruined so the studio can make a little bit more money... *cough* *cough* *star wars*

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  12. A Matrix Reloaded Review To Get You Hyped Up by Carnage4Life · · Score: 1, Informative
    1. Re:A Matrix Reloaded Review To Get You Hyped Up by DeadScreenSky · · Score: 1
      Overrated? Some mods apparenty have their sense of humor in the shop today.

      I especially enjoyed the first paragraph:
      Jim-Jammity Jesus Krispy Kreme Christ on a twat-rocket, this movie blew me apart and put me back together only after I'd got put back I felt like I had thirteen dicks and they'd all gotten blown by a surfer chick with 26 heads (2 mouths on each cock). I will see it ten times and if I see Star Wars George or that gay Batman director butt-hole any time during the ten screenings here comes Mr. Punch.
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      There is no excellent beauty that hath not some strangeness in the proportion. -- Francis Bacon
  13. You know what burns my butt? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    The fact that Keanu Reeves might actually go down in history as a great actor. We all know that he is NOT, but many years from now, people will only look at the success of his movies and actually claim that he CAN act.

    1. Re:You know what burns my butt? by slyborg · · Score: 1

      Uh, no. Mark Hamill was in three of the most popular movies of all time, and will only get his Oscar if "Best Live-Action Video Game Cutscene By Former _Star Wars_ Actor" becomes a category.

    2. Re:You know what burns my butt? by UserGoogol · · Score: 1

      He will go down in history as a great actor, but for Bill and Ted's Awesome Adventure, not for this little Matrix thing. :)

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    3. Re:You know what burns my butt? by DeadScreenSky · · Score: 1

      I can't imagine the horror of this nightmarish future world you speak of, where Keanu's 'performance' in the Matrix is considered 'acting'. Far scarier than anything actually presented in the film. :P

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      There is no excellent beauty that hath not some strangeness in the proportion. -- Francis Bacon
    4. Re:You know what burns my butt? by mink · · Score: 1

      The word you were looking for was Excellent.

      The cyberleader uses it a lot, so to me this means Dr. who takes place when the Matrix does.

      Reloaded will introduce to use the cyber humans (I like to call them "Cybermen"), and we will lean why Ted has been alone in the Matrix, Bill has become the leader of the cyber people.

      The AI and such are just a creation of the Cybermen and humans are grown then turned into Cybermen. Small animals are turned into cybermats.

      The final Matrix film will be a climatic fight between the humans and the cybermen. Bill will square off against Ted in a most excellent showdown in the matrix.

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      Well I've wrestled with reality for thirty five years doctor, and I'm happy to say I finally won out over it.
  14. Casting for The Matrix... by JackMonkey · · Score: 4, Funny

    Harry Potter with Guns

    Ok, so obviously Harry would be Neo and Hermoine would be Trinity, but who would be Morpheus?

    My vote's for Dumbledore. Just imagine him in a black trenchcoat with some slick shades. :-p

    1. Re:Casting for The Matrix... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I haven't read the books, but I've heard that the little redhead kid will be the real hero by the end of the series.

    2. Re:Casting for The Matrix... by Tumbleweed · · Score: 3, Interesting

      That would be Ron, who, if put into the Star wars setting, would, of course, be Han Solo.

      Harry Potter = Luke Skywalker
      Hermione Granger = Princess Leia
      Dumbledore = Obi-Wan Kenobi (duh)
      Harry's owl = R2D2
      Dobbie = C3PO (maybe)
      Heck, there's even a big hairy guy who can be the mighty Chew-ba-cca. :)
      You Know Who = Darth Vader (duh)

      Hmmm...Harry Skywalker and the Jedi's Stone? (or Harry Skywalker and the Splinter of the Mind's Eye, if you prefer :)

      EOL

  15. Thanks from the motion picture industry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    MPAA exec #1: We need another $2,000,000 to buy this senator his dream home.. which will get us our "dream legislation".. I was thinking it would be funny and ironic if those pirates and thieves on Slush Dot paid for it.

    exec #2: You mean Slash Dat. Shall I have my well-paid contacts at the Slash post another pointless article on the Matrix to get them interested? Then they will flock to the movie and we will laugh uproariously as we use their own money against them.

    exec #1: Actually, it's Slosh Dot, now that I think about it. Whatever the case, that's a great idea. They are all a bunch of hackers and pirates, so why not let them pay for the law that hangs them!

    exec #2: BWAH HA HA HA HA HA HA!!! MWAH HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!

    exec #1: Still have that bad cough?

    exec #2: Yes, whenever I cough it sounds like an evil laugh or something.

    exec #1: Weird.

    1. Re:Thanks from the motion picture industry by Drakonian · · Score: 1

      Very funny, but the article linked does not promote the Matrix. It picks it apart. But then any press is good press.

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  16. yup (was: I disagree completely) by dorfsmay · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I agree. I personally do not care for for special effects, but I need a good story, and the Matrix was a very good story. Something very original, not your typical clever, good looking, young lawyer that beats the big bad guy. Not as predictible as the average movie either, and the "standard american set of morales" is not necessarely respected, contrary to 90% of movies coming out of Hollywood.

    I have met Christians who saw the matrix as a metaphor for God, I personally think it was a modern version of a lot of the Tibetan Budhism teachings (an no I am not a Budhist, but interrested in the different perception of realities both in eastern and western culture).

    In the movie, when the hero (Neo ?) is sitting in an armchair, and wonder if everything is fake, and the other hero asked him "what is reality ? Is it waht your senses tell it is to your brain ?" - this is a very "budhist question" (not only Tibettan, but accross the differnt form of budhism), and definitely a very valid question !!

    1. Re:yup (was: I disagree completely) by efflux · · Score: 5, Insightful

      "what is reality ? Is it waht your senses tell it is to your brain ?"- this is a very "budhist question" (not only Tibettan, but accross the differnt form of budhism), and definitely a very valid question !!

      It probably was inspired by Plato or Descartes. It's the *Western* philosophy of rationalism.

      See here
      and
      here .

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    2. Re:yup (was: I disagree completely) by deadsaijinx* · · Score: 1

      not entirely original. Those questions have been asked by philosophers of every major civilaization. In addition, much of the inspiration for their movies came from other films (ie: Ghost in the Shell, which questions the difference between man and machine, and man's perception of reality and his memories.)

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    3. Re:yup (was: I disagree completely) by NanoGator · · Score: 1

      " Something very original, not your typical clever, good looking, young lawyer that beats the big bad guy. Not as predictible as the average movie either, and the "standard american set of morales" is not necessarely respected, contrary to 90% of movies coming out of Hollywood."

      You didn't find the Matrix to be predictable?

      "I agree. I personally do not care for for special effects, but I need a good story, and the Matrix was a very good story"

      It had an okay derivitive story. Strip out the effects, and you have a movie most people won't care a whole lot about. Wanna know why? Because there was virtually no character development. There was nothing to make you go "Oh shit! NO way!" if you read gossip about how one of the main characters in the sequal dies.

      I can only hope that the sequal to Matrix took a cue from X-Men.

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    4. Re:yup (was: I disagree completely) by stu-pendous · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Original? Naw... Did anyone see Dark City or The Thirteenth Floor or Truman Show? All these films (including The Matrix)came out in '98 - '99... I was beginning to think that Hollywood was trying to tell us something about our reality...

    5. Re:yup (was: I disagree completely) by Fesh · · Score: 1

      What, the movie or the Buddhism? I've got it on pretty good authority that Buddhism was around much earlier than Descartes (can't speak to Plato, but I don't think there was a lot of cross-pollination between East and West that far back).

      I think the quiestion is fairly universal to those who have enough capacity to sit down and think about it... No reason I can't be both Eastern and Western at the same time.

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      Kill -9 'em all, let root@localhost sort 'em out.
    6. Re:yup (was: I disagree completely) by Fesh · · Score: 1

      "I was beginning to think that Hollywood was trying to tell us something about our reality..."

      What, "We control everything you see and hear. Here, have some steak. You can't get that just anywghere..." ..?

      Sounds pretty consistent to me.

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      --Fesh
      Kill -9 'em all, let root@localhost sort 'em out.
    7. Re:yup (was: I disagree completely) by osu-neko · · Score: 1
      can't speak to Plato, but I don't think there was a lot of cross-pollination between East and West that far back

      I would tend to agree, but there is a good case to be made for that (a) Pythagoras got some of his ideas from visiting India, and (b) Plato got some of his ideas from the Pythagoreans. So in this case, it's not an unreasonable hypothesis...

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      "Convictions are more dangerous enemies of truth than lies."
    8. Re:yup (was: I disagree completely) by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 1

      Something very original, not your typical clever, good looking, young lawyer that beats the big bad guy.

      Right, it was a typical clever, good-looking young hacker that beats the big bad guy.

      Yep, never seen that before.

      Not meaning to bust on you, because The Matrix is one of my favorite movies ever, but the plot was hardly original (ever see Tron?). Almost every movie Hollywood makes is about the lone outcast or outcasts trying to bring down a corrupt system. Hell, they even completely recast the setting of Star Trek to get the movies to fit that formula. That is why I preferred "Insurrection" to "First Contact", it was much truer to the TV show in style, content and characterization. "First Contact" would have been much better as the same story in a non Star Trek setting, IMO.

      By the way, the Buddhist aspect of the movie was very cool, but not subtle at all, especially when you see the kid who dressed very much like a Buddhist monk. I'm a Christian and I didn't really see any Christian metaphors in the movie (other than the blatantly obvious resurrected hero, who becomes more powerful (or influential) than ever after he "rises from the dead", but that symbol is very cliche... it needs a little more to be a real metaphor, IMO).

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    9. Re:yup (was: I disagree completely) by bj8rn · · Score: 1
      It probably was inspired by Plato or Descartes. It's the *Western* philosophy of rationalism.

      Well, Plato may have been (quite probably) influenced by Buddhism, as at that time there were quite many contacts with the East. And Descartes must have read Plato (although he tried to forget everything and derive all his knowledge from the single fact that he tought and therefor he existed).

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      Hell is not other people; it is yourself. - Ludwig Wittgenstein
    10. Re:yup (was: I disagree completely) by dorfsmay · · Score: 1

      Didn't see any of those, I marking them down for my next visit to the video store - Thanks.

    11. Re:yup (was: I disagree completely) by dorfsmay · · Score: 1

      I agree they could have done better with the story in itself, what I meant by original was the concept of the matrix.

      I think the metaphore for god is the fact that there is an all-powerfull being above everybody (assuming you live inside the matrix), that controls everything we see, hear and even think to a certain degree. the all-powerfull being can make things happening that would appear super natural to us like make some men flying, make them live even once they've been shot at, etc... a metaphor for miracles ? Couldn't the guys with the sunglasses be the saints or angels sent by the all-powerfull being ? Note that nobody knows or even understand about that being, which is I believe one of the concept of chritianity (the mere mortals cannot understand god and his/her plans).

    12. Re:yup (was: I disagree completely) by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

      I am a christian and view the Matrix as more reminiscent of a Christian Scientist view of the World.

      Basically Christian Science teaches that both life and death are really illusions. Our whole sense of reality is imposed upon us by god in a virtual state and only after death do we see the whole big picture. Your life here on earth is really a similiation or metaphysical existence like the Matrix. So in reality a person never dies but just leaves so the called virtual reality and its really just an illusion. Similiar to evangelica l christians view is that our whole limited life here on Earth is really a testbed to determine what we will do for eternity. Its just that the Christian Science one believes our existance and even Earth itself does not exist but is rather metaphysical in nature.

      Budism on the other hand is different. I am not an expert of budism but I think it teaches that we are encarnated into other life forms depending how we lived our lives. If we live a good enough life we enter nirvana and break this continual reincarnation cycle.

      When you break this cycle you no longer exist and you become part of nature or karma of the universe. Similiarly like an individual being assimiliated by the borg in Star Trek. Another common metaphor of nirvana is an individual being a drop of water cast into the sea. The individual is not lost but part of the whole sea. So in essence you no longer exist but your existance continues as something different.

    13. Re:yup (was: I disagree completely) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      an no I am not a Budhist

      No kidding. Most of them know how to spell the name of their religion.

    14. Re:yup (was: I disagree completely) by Slurm-V · · Score: 1

      Budism on the other hand is different. I am not an expert of budism but I think it teaches that we are encarnated into other life forms depending how we lived our lives. If we live a good enough life we enter nirvana and break this continual reincarnation cycle.

      Not so much. There's better states of existance ('gods') than this as well as worse ('hungry ghosts') to be 'reborn' into (a usually confusing choice of words considering the buddhist belief in anatman - or the lack of a continuing soul - just don't ask me to explain it). The way to nirvana is a bit more complex than merely being good.

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    15. Re:yup (was: I disagree completely) by Hast · · Score: 1

      There is a neat reference to GitS (movie) in Matrix. (At least I think it is a reference.)

      In the beginning when Smith is chasing Trinity and they both leap across a road to the rooftops on the other side. As Smith lands he does it in exactly the pose Motoko lands in when they are chasing the person they tink is the "puppetmaster". The pose is with one foot and one knee in the ground, looking down into the ground with weapon drawn. (Which is why I think it's a reference as otherwise it would be a pretty stupid pose to land in for Smith. And he spend a few second sitting there looking cool.)

    16. Re:yup (was: I disagree completely) by dorfsmay · · Score: 1

      Only the ones who are attached (hung up) to things, people and concept such as spelling...

    17. Re:yup (was: I disagree completely) by shaunak · · Score: 1

      "In the movie, when the hero (Neo ?) is sitting in an armchair, and wonder if everything is fake, and the other hero asked him "what is reality ? Is it waht your senses tell it is to your brain ?" - this is a very "budhist question" (not only Tibettan, but accross the differnt form of budhism),"

      Actually, this is, if you want to name religions, a Hindu question (Ref: The Vedas and The Bhagwad Gita).

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    18. Re:yup (was: I disagree completely) by dorfsmay · · Score: 1

      Probably, Gautama was an Hindu, and a lot in Buddhism is either taken form Hinduism, or a reaction to it.

      I read more about Buddhism because at the time my interrest was in meditation, which is huge in Buddhism, and even somebody who is less interrested in the religious side of things can learn a lot from.

      My understanding is that although meditation is a big part of Hinduism, it is not the main subject like in Buddhism - note that according to Fontana all societies and religions in the world do have some form of meditation in their practice, and since that question is bound to arise when studying meditation, you would think that this question will be part of most religions... But in Tibetan Buddhism this is a predominant question, probably more so than in any other religions.

    19. Re:yup (was: I disagree completely) by deadsaijinx* · · Score: 0, Redundant

      my hat off to you sir, I never even realized where that pose came from

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    20. Re:yup (was: I disagree completely) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      the Matrix was a very good story. Something very original

      Not as predictible as the average movie either

      Original and unpredictable? Not particularly. The "the world is just a created fantasy" has been done before, from Plato to the faulty bomb in "Dark Star." And how unpredictable is a movie in which the good guy repeatedly gets away from bad guys, wins fights because the bad guys attack one at a time, gets the girl in the end, and is somehow saved by her saying she loves him? Ick.

    21. Re:yup (was: I disagree completely) by shaunak · · Score: 1

      "I read more about Buddhism because at the time my interrest was in meditation, which is huge in Buddhism, and even somebody who is less interrested in the religious side of things can learn a lot from."

      If you are interested in the 'other side' - viz. ethics (I see religions as being composed of mythologies and ethics - I personally don't believe in God) I'd suggest you read the Bhagavad Gita, Patanjali's Yogasutras and books by Swami Vivekananda. This is by no mean an authoritative list - just off the top of my head.

      "My understanding is that although meditation is a big part of Hinduism, it is not the main subject like in Buddhism "

      Hinduism has evolved over time to become a way of life more than a religion - atleast, it is for the average hindu (includes me) - I don't know what, if you'll forgive the term, oursider's perspective is. And as for meditation, as the Gita mentions, you don't have to meditate to actually atain moksha. There are four ways in which you can life a complete life and attain moksha, of which being a sanyasi (meditating, among other things) is one.

      Cheers,

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    22. Re:yup (was: I disagree completely) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Doolittle: Hello, Bomb? Are you with me?
      Bomb #20: Of course.
      Doolittle: Are you willing to entertain a few concepts?
      Bomb #20: I am always receptive to suggestions.
      Doolittle: Fine. Think about this then. How do you know you exist?
      Bomb #20: Well, of course I exist.
      Doolittle: But how do you know you exist?
      Bomb #20: It is intuitively obvious.
      Doolittle: Intuition is no proof. What concrete evidence do you have that you exist?
      Bomb #20: Hmmmm.....well.....I think, therefore I am.
      Doolittle: That's good. That's very good. But how do you know
      that anything else exists?
      Bomb #20: My sensory apparatus reveals it to me. This is fun!
      Doolittle: Now, listen, listen. Here's the big question. How do you know that the evidence your sensory apparatus reveals to you is correct? What I'm getting at is this. The only experience that is directly available to you is your sensory data. This sensory data is merely a stream of electrical impulses that stimulate your computing center.
      Bomb #20: In other words, all that I really know about the outside world is relayed to me through my electrical connections.
      Doolittle: Exactly!
      Bomb #20: Why...that would mean that...I really don't know what the outside universe is really like at all for certain.
      Doolittle: That's it! That's it!
      Bomb #20 : Intriguing. I wish I had more time to discuss this matter.
      Doolittle: Why don't you have more time?
      Bomb #20: Because I must detonate in 75 seconds.
      Doolittle: Wait! Wait! Now, bomb, consider this next question very carefully. What is your one purpose in life?
      Bomb #20: To explode, of course.
      Doolittle: And you can only do it once, right?
      Bomb #20: That is correct.
      Doolittle: And you wouldn't want to explode on the basis of false data, would you?
      Bomb #20: Of course not.
      Doolittle: Well then, you've already admitted that you have no real proof of the existence of the outside universe.
      Bomb #20: Yes...well...
      Doolittle: You have no absolute proof that Sergeant Pinback ordered you to detonate.
      Bomb #20: I recall distinctly the detonation order. My memory is good on matters like these.
      Doolittle: Of course you remember it, but all you remember is merely a series of sensory impulses which you now realize have no real, definite connection with outside reality.
      Bomb #20: True. But since this is so, I have no real proof that you're telling me all this.
      Doolittle: That's all beside the point. I mean, the concept is valid no matter where it originates.
      Bomb #20: Hmmmm....
      Doolittle: So, if you detonate...
      Bomb #20: In nine seconds....
      Doolittle: ...you could be doing so on the basis of false data.
      Bomb #20: I have no proof it was false data.
      Doolittle: You have no proof it was correct data!
      Bomb #20: I must think on this further.

      Pinback: All right, bomb. Prepare to receive new orders.
      Bomb#20: You are false data.
      Pinback: Hmmm?
      Bomb #20: Therefore I shall ignore you.
      Pinback: Hello...bomb?
      Bomb #20: False data can act only as a distraction. Therefore, I shall refuse to perceive.
      Pinback: Hey, bomb?!
      Bomb #20: The only thing that exists is myself.
      Pinback: Snap out of it, bomb.
      Bomb #20: In the beginning there was darkness. And the darkness was without form and void.
      Pinback: Umm. What the hell is he talking about? Bomb?
      Bomb #20: And in addition to the darkness there was also me. And I moved upon the face of the darkness and I saw that I was alone.
      Pinback: Hey.....bomb?
      Bomb #20: Let There Be Light.

  17. Pencil-pusher Bull@$#% story... by evilviper · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Article, refering to the cult following:
    The mixing of the genres of science fiction and kung fu meant that the Wachowski brothers combined two great cult tastes that go great together.

    Man, do these types ever give up? It's like the business world is convinced that everything is about trends, ratings, etc.

    Here's a thought... Did it ever cross anyone's minds that the Matrix might just be a dammed good movie? One that is unique and creative?

    If you listen to these guys, you could take the same elements, and make movie that would be just as successful. If that were true, Star Wars 1 & 2 would have been just as good as 4, 5 & 6... If that were true, the last two seasons of the Simpsons would have been just as good as the rest, but they certainly aren't (it's like they fired the writing staff and hired guys that have only heard about the show 2nd hand).
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    1. Re:Pencil-pusher Bull@$#% story... by hal9000(jr) · · Score: 1

      It's like the business world is convinced that everything is about trends, ratings, etc.

      It is all about ratings. Movies aren't pushed out of hollywood unless the bean counters are convinced they are going to make money (makes you wonder about shit movies like The Real Cancun), get high ratings, and spin off (depending on genre) products.

      That doesn't mean there aren't good movies coming out of hollywood. It just means there aren't any good movies that producers don't think will make money coming out of hollywood.

    2. Re:Pencil-pusher Bull@$#% story... by evilviper · · Score: 1

      What I mean is that they seem to think that everything can be simplified down to categories, and the like. I wasn't ranting about the quality of hollywood movies at all.

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    3. Re:Pencil-pusher Bull@$#% story... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      makes you wonder about shit movies like The Real Cancun

      it's because the real cancun probably cost only about 20K to make. (I heard the two main chicks in the movie only got bat 1000 each). Even if it does bad (I heard it was number 5 in the box office), they will make a return on their investment X 3.

    4. Re:Pencil-pusher Bull@$#% story... by The+Cydonian · · Score: 1

      I share your revulsion to this ratings steeplechase, and certainly, don't think you were being a flamebait, but you got the types wrong here.

      The guy who wrote the Slate article is being a lib-arts-major type; genres and cults, as you can imagine, have very special meanings in the critics universe. Consider this:- one of the crappiest storylines/dialogue/screenplay etc I've ever seen is for one of my all-time-favourites, the Good, Bad and Ugly. Reason why I like it:- seen in the light of an existing film genre, Westerns, it's a damn good movie. Great action scenes, guns, Ennio Morricone music. But if you critique it as a romance, or a drama or something, it's utter crap.

      So basically what the guy was saying was that The Matrix, unlike say, The Good, Bad and Ugly, will appeal to followers of two genres. Essentially, to use your turn of words, that it's damned good, unique and creative for that reason.

  18. Re:Product Placement? Movie tie-ins? by no+reason+to+be+here · · Score: 1

    Amen. I don't see how you can have a sequel when the hero learns at the end of the first movie that he's invincible, omnipotent, etc. What can you possibly have thrown at the hero that could stop him? Basically, you have to throw away the premise with which you ended the first film in order to crank out a few more money makers.

    of course, the matrix is already so over-hyped it's amazing. any "philosophy" in that film was abandoned half-way through for a big blow 'em up, shoot out (that's not to say i didn't enjoy it, but it wasn't this incredibly revealing, insightful film like so many fanboys make it out to be). too bad, as i really would have liked to have seen a truly phiolosophical action film.

  19. Harry Potter with Guns? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    More like Hairy Feces with Corn.

  20. haha by deadsaijinx* · · Score: 5, Informative

    For those of you who didn't read the article, Read this! it is all of Neo's dialogue, all 3 pages of it. I never realized it before, but most of his lines are questions. and the only really long line is his ending narration.

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    1. Re:haha by Rolo+Tomasi · · Score: 1

      "I know Kung Fu." I laughed so hard when I saw that scene that I missed the next 15 minutes wiping the tears from my eyes. Possibly the dumbest line in the history of film. Well, maybe it's a tie with "I burned my modem. We all did." from Alien IV (about as laughable as Matrix but without good F/X).

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    2. Re:haha by Spit · · Score: 2, Funny

      Read the alternative script, it's not too far away.

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    3. Re:haha by Guppy06 · · Score: 1

      Dude.

      Every rose has its thorn...

    4. Re:haha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >I never realized it before, but most of his lines are questions. and the only really long line is his ending narration.

      Have you seen "Whose line is it anyways"?

      Do you know how hard it is to make every line into a question?

      -cmh

    5. Re:haha by The+Cydonian · · Score: 1

      Nothing questionable about it, the audience is moving in story-space with Neo, so it's quite natural that most of his dialogue would be in the form of questions.

    6. Re:haha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's REALLY funny is that site... 101 reasons we hate "The Matrix", except there's nowhere near 101, and half of our reasons are questionable attacks on how silly someone looks in a freeze frame... IOW this site is a "please pay attention to me, I have something really valid to say, this isn't just a plea to get any actual hate mail!" kind of site. Note the lack of hate mail in their hate mail section... and the lack of an analysis! "Yeah, this movie has problems, but we're not really together enough to type them out"

  21. Recursive literature by gadwale · · Score: 0, Offtopic


    Soon, there will be a Quidditch game released by EA.

    Later somebody will novelize the game just like another game we know.

    This is bound to happen since there is a ton of money in Harry Potter. After all, the Harry Potter author is richer than the Queen!

    Still, I will be buying "Order of The Phoenix" as soon as it comes out (June 21st). Anybody else with me?

    Adi Gadwale.

  22. Mr. Anderson. by rice_burners_suck · · Score: 5, Funny

    One of these movies... has a future, and one of them does not. Now, I'm going to be as... forthcoming, with you as I can be, Mr. Anderson. You're here because, we need your help. We know that you've acquired the highest karma rating on a certain website, one that calls itself Slashdot. Whatever you think you know about this site is irrelevant, it is considered by many corporate executives to be the most dangerous site on the web. We're willing to wipe the slate clean, give you a fresh start, and all that we're asking in return is your cooperation in bringing known Microsoft bashers to justice.

    1. Re:Mr. Anderson. by Guppy06 · · Score: 2, Funny

      "We know that you've acquired the highest karma rating on a certain website, one that calls itself Slashdot"

      And what is that karma?

      Karma Excellent! (Mostly due to WYLD STALLYNS!)

  23. I predict... by bj8rn · · Score: 1
    ...that in the future, The Matrix will be as popular in Postmodernist writings as Tarantino or Madonna.

    (essays generated with The Postmodernism Generator)

    --
    Hell is not other people; it is yourself. - Ludwig Wittgenstein
    1. Re:I predict... by The+Cydonian · · Score: 1

      You know what the scary bit is? I've just finished a module on mass media and, *gulp*, that Tarantino article makes sense to me.

    2. Re:I predict... by bj8rn · · Score: 1
      You know what the scary bit is? I've just finished a module on mass media and, *gulp*, that Tarantino article makes sense to me.

      Must have been one hell of a class when a randomly generated essay makes sense to you :D

      --
      Hell is not other people; it is yourself. - Ludwig Wittgenstein
  24. Fun anyone? by bobintetley · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    What a load of bunk!

    The Matrix was FUN! The storyline was unoriginal, but still an appealing one (Riverworld anyone?), the effects were excellent, the dialogue ropey but quotable (important for cult films).

    It was what I call a "switch your brain off and enjoy" flick.

    Why do people have to over-analyse movies? The film was fun and a pleasure to watch, end of story.

    1. Re:Fun anyone? by bj8rn · · Score: 1
      Why do people have to over-analyse movies?

      Well, some people have just read too many books, so that when they watch movie, they automatically think of all these things they have read and that are connected with the movie. Maybe the Wachowskis didn't even intend those references to Baudrillard and Descartes, but those people who analyse the movie have read them, so they put two and two together, and, presto, they have their bachelor's thesis (or article) ready...

      --
      Hell is not other people; it is yourself. - Ludwig Wittgenstein
    2. Re:Fun anyone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe the Wachowskis didn't even intend those references to Baudrillard and Descartes

      Oh, I bet they were all intended.

      After all, they made the movie more fun, didn't they? Especially listening to confused people afterwards attacking/praising the movie for its failure/success to say anything about "the human condition".

      "the People", "the Choice", "the Revolution", "the Simulacra", "the Saviour" are all great traditional *plot devices* and if you can't even recognize the Hollywood formula in a Hollywood summer hit, then, well, good luck on your bachelor thesis...If you're absolutely desperate to make a deeper point about the movie, I guess you could argue that the movie demonstrates the similarity between the Hollywood formula and 20th centure pop philosophy. If you manage to do this without deriding either, then you might end up with something interesting.

      I'd like to see a Habermas Matrix. "Well, seems we have a conflict with the machines. Let's meet with them and talk it over during the remaining 12 hours or so of the movie."

    3. Re:Fun anyone? by bj8rn · · Score: 1
      I'd like to see a Habermas Matrix. "Well, seems we have a conflict with the machines. Let's meet with them and talk it over during the remaining 12 hours or so of the movie."

      The The Matrix is McLuhan Matrix: "You people are doomed to become the servo-mechanisms of the machines, yet the machines will only be extensions of yourselves"

      And then some more:
      Eliza Matrix: Neo: "Deja vu" Eliza: "Elucidate your thought" Neo:"I saw a black cat" Eliza: "Do you like cats?"

      Zen Buddhist Matrix: (no dialogue; only Neo asking questions and Morpheus and others hitting him with staffs)

      Wittgenstein Matrix: (complete silence and darkness - what can't be spoken of, shouldn't)

      --
      Hell is not other people; it is yourself. - Ludwig Wittgenstein
  25. Matrix Reloaded? by dance2die · · Score: 1

    I don't remember the MATRIX getting UN-loaded from the first movie... Am I right? Or is it just me? Neo was flying like Superman at the end of the movie... but the Matrix was technically not reloaded by "plugging off" the power extension or anything. Just my $0.02

    --
    buffering...
    1. Re:Matrix Reloaded? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is more like Matrix rehashed or piggy bank reloaded.

    2. Re:Matrix Reloaded? by Guppy06 · · Score: 2, Funny

      It could be worse. It could be Matrix II: Attack of the Clones.

  26. Great production design. Other than that, what? by Animats · · Score: 0, Flamebait
    I don't see what people see in the Matrix. It's fun to watch if you don't think too hard, but that's all. The production design is terrific. But the described future is nonsensical. (The machines want people as power sources? Hello?) The plot is at the level of Plan Nine from Outer Space. The acting is mediocre, although better than the current round of Star Wars movies.

    If you just want to see women in leather kick butt, see Charley's Angels. (Skip Daredevil.)

    Of course, in reality, "the Legion is not composed of heroes. Heroes are what the Legion kills". Look at Gulf Wars I and II, or Vietnam.

    1. Re:Great production design. Other than that, what? by mariox19 · · Score: 1

      When I saw it, what struck me was that none of the elements in the movie were original; rather, well-understood elements (for sci-fi geeks) were put together in an original manner. That's what I liked about it.

      Basically, all these themes have appeared in other movies, and in most cases weren't even original then.

      • Machines overthrow humanity (Terminator)
      • A "nobody" has a special gift that when revealed will save us all (Star Wars)
      • Our enemy are really illusions and can be beaten only if we master ourselves and recognize them as such (think illusions in Dungeon & Dragons)

      Add to that "love conquers" (the kiss at the end), the betrayal of Judas, oracles, kung fu fights and what not, and what have you got that hasn't been beaten to death a million times before.

      I never watched the movie until I happend on it flipping through the cable channels (mainly because of Keanu -- who I can't stand). I did really enjoy it though, once I saw it.

      --

      quiquid id est, timeo puellas et oscula dantes.

    2. Re:Great production design. Other than that, what? by Cirvam · · Score: 1

      A "nobody" has a special gift that when revealed will save us all (Star Wars)

      Isn't that more Dune like then Star Wars?

    3. Re:Great production design. Other than that, what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A "nobody" has a special gift that when revealed will save us all (Star Wars)

      More like half the fantasy stories in existence. It's one of the most basic themes around.

  27. Come on, how do these people get quoted? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "There's just one problem: It looks like Neo and his band of revolutionaries want to destroy the technological utopia in which they live. In an essay on the official Matrix Web site, proto-cyborg Kevin Warwick complains about the movie's man-versus-machine approach to technology. "Neo is kidnapped by Luddites, dinosaurs from the past when humans ruled the earth," Warwick writes. "We really need to clamp down on the party-pooper Neos of this world and get into the future as soon as we can--a future in which we can be a part of a Matrix system, which is morally far superior to our Neolithic morals of today." Is Warwick right? After all, if Morpheus, Trinity, and Neo succeed in their quest to liberate humanity from the machines, we'll all be left to eat slop in the dreadful real world of post-apocalyptic earth, rather than becoming fashionista superheroes in the fake world. What kind of liberation is that?"

    So we were morally superior in, what was it, 1999? 1995? Fucking idiots

    1. Re:Come on, how do these people get quoted? by bj8rn · · Score: 1

      Umberto Eco said in one of his books (roughly) that if a book gets quoted enough times it becomes an inquestionable authority. He said it about some pseudo-scientific books (like the ones that speak about Atlantis, using older similar books as evidence), but I think it sadly applies very well to (some/most) postmodernist/cultural studies writings (like the essay of "proto-cyborg Kevin Warwick"), too...

      --
      Hell is not other people; it is yourself. - Ludwig Wittgenstein
  28. Get a hold of yourself by J23SE · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The Matrix is is popular not because of nerds but because of its great quality and entertainment value as a movie. Quite simply, there aren't even enough "nerds" to justify the massive figures at the box office and the hordes of fans that will swarm to the theaters next week. Case in point: 15 of my closest friends on my dorm floor have never even heard of Linux (*gasp*, in some cases they don't even know "operating system"), yet we're all going to see the Matrix on opening day, because of how much we loved the first one.

    Nerds. Pfah.

    Moral of the story: Stop listening to community college professors.

  29. Re:Product Placement? Movie tie-ins? by drudd · · Score: 1

    When did they claim he was invincible? They claimed he was "the one" who would lead humans to overthrow their oppression, and clearly he was endowed with incredible power (or more acurately, self-control). Never do they say he cannot be hurt... perhaps he saves his people by dying for them... it's a familiar theme you know :)

    Doug

    --
    Venn ist das nurnstuck git und Slotermeyer? Ya! Beigerhund das oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!
  30. Free thought by pkunzipper · · Score: 2, Insightful

    What I most admire about this movie is that it served as a proponent of free thinking. For the past few years now, 90% of movies leaving Tinseltown are ridiculous, dum-minded farces, (even the action flix and the dramas) filled with product placement. Seeing movies today is as good an experience as cleaning your toilet. The matrix on the other hand, left its audience divided. Some just scuffed it off like an of the wall movie beucase they didn't understand anything that happended in it (except for the line hwere Neo goes: "I used to eat there. Good noodles.")Others lved it for the mind-boggling philosophies it entailed, with no real message to sum it all up. I remeber walking out of a huge theater aftter seeing The Matrix, lookied up at the sky and said...whoa.

    1. Re:Free thought by Zork+the+Almighty · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      I hate to tell you this, but The Matrix was a ridiculous, dum-minded farce filled with product placement. The only difference is that it was targeted at you, for a change.

      --

      In Soviet America the banks rob you!
    2. Re:Free thought by Zork+the+Almighty · · Score: 1

      How about a reply instead of a mod-down ? The Matrix was neither a unique, nor original movie. The dialog is laughable, and there are as many or more stupid things in that movie as in any other piece of Hollywood drivel. It's been a while since I last watched that piece of garbage (I don't own it), so I can't list the product placements from memory, but who didn't know that Nokia produced the "cool" cell phone props ? Regarding the "formula" which produced this movie, the ONLY objective difference is the target audience: geeks. You were all conned, sucked into buying a product and thinking it was great. How oddly appropriate.

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      In Soviet America the banks rob you!
  31. Expert interviewee by Zigg · · Score: 1

    And for this they interviewed Captain Cyborg?

    Everybody duck, someone's credibility is going flying overhead and out the window...

    1. Re:Expert interviewee by Smid · · Score: 1

      Its amazing really how the mad little self publicist called Kevin Warwick gets quoted so many times, usually without context, and he comes across as sensible... Why don't they quote the BBC Radio interviews where he gets savagely discredited by someone who knows little about technology, but can see he's a loon?

      Maybe people like quoting loonies. I'm looking forward to the critique of the next Star Wars movie based around the local bearded tramp which shouts at people, and smells of urine.

      "Jedi Padawan! Yer all bastards! The Bats! The Bats! Aiiieeee"

      (Hang on, he looks a lot like Lucas too. Hmmmn)

  32. The psychology of mythology - what makes a story? by hillct · · Score: 3, Insightful

    George Lucas is a bright guy. He worled with noted mythologist Joseph Campbell in designing the story line for the star wars saga, such that it is most compelling to the largest possible audience. The late Joseph Campbell theorised that there are identifiable story elements and common threads in all mythology that makes it so universally compelling and has allowed some stories to live on literally for thousands of years.

    George Lucas sought to harness these concepts and taylor a mythology for the modern era, and with the help of Joseph Campbell, he succeeded. I recall hearing comments from many of my colligues that Harry Potter is a lot like Star Wars (back when the first one came out) and my imediate reaction was to examine the common threads where I found an almost identical human struggle. A lost chile finds his way in the world with the guidance of an elder who then (eventually) leaves the student to his own devices, to overcome a great evil, not only to save the world but to save some one or something far more personal to him. This is only a cursory summary of the similarities which were outlined in the article but can be examined more closely after a careful reading of some of Campbell's works on mythology. I recommend the Masks of God or the Mythic Dimention.

    IN the case of the Matrix, I believe the brothers who's name I won't attemt to spell, simply stumbled upon this formula. Certainly there are similarities and this is what makes it such a compelling story, but as far as I know, they didn't approach the writing of the story as methodically, or in such a calculating way as did George Lucas or the author of the Harry Potter books.

    --CTH

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    --Got Lists? | Top 95 Star Wars Line
  33. Movie Opening Date by LightningTH · · Score: 1

    Just thought I would point something out. It would appear that at least AMC and Muvico have The Matrix Reloaded being played at 10pm on the 14th although it doesnt release until the 15th. If you havent gotten tickets yet, maybe you should look into the 14th showing.

  34. Another pop culture expert... by benzapp · · Score: 5, Insightful

    A grow tired of these astoundingly ignorant reviews of the matrix. Is it entirely possible that some people, especially hipster professional pop culture critics, are so ignorant of life and philosophy they truly have no idea what the fuck they are talking about?

    The matrix is a great movie beacuse it is the first and only movie to really focus on the use of illusion as a tool of social control. From Plato and the allegory of the cave to Nietzsche and is exploration of slave morality, this has been a dominant theme amongst the greatest philosophers.

    This movie did well because the people know in their hearts they are not free. They are enslaved by school, learning nothing but conformity and submission, then they work at a company contributing nothing of substance, wasting their lives away until its time to retire.

    People know that their lives are impotent, that their hopes and dreams are completely disconnected from the reality in which they live.

    This is the story of the 20th century, of people lost without the fiction of religion imposed on their minds, with governments scrambling to impose all sorts of substitutes to give life meaning to a nihilistic population, as well as find new ways to raise a worker class now that physical slavery no longer exists.

    The entire social structure of the modern world is a fiction, just as the matrix is a fiction. Both serve the same purpose: to enslave the mind of free men.

    Sadly, pop culture experts never read philosophy they look at everything as a fashion, a fad. "The Matrix is a mixture of kung-fu and sci-fi". The Matrix is no more "about" those things than Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet is about sex or Plato's Republic is about unemployed Greek guys dressed in Togas. There is a difference between the medium and the message, and this review gets it all wrong.

    The Matrix simply uses pop culture theatrical tools as a means to an end, to open the eyes of a people doomed to a life of slavery. It is a noble effort, and one that should be applauded.

    Nothing will blow your mind like reading Nietzsche however especially Beyond Good and Evil: Prelude to a Philosophy for the Future.

    There is also a whole book out discussing the philosophy of the matrix, but IMHO it is weak.

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    I don't read or respond to AC posts
    1. Re:Another pop culture expert... by Get+Behind+the+Mule · · Score: 3, Insightful
      The matrix is a great movie beacuse it is the first and only movie to really focus on the use of illusion as a tool of social control.


      Oh, come off it. It's a great movie because the fight scenes are bitchin' and Carrie-Anne Moss in her tight black jumpsuit is HOT.
    2. Re:Another pop culture expert... by Tumbleweed · · Score: 1

      It's also great because there aren't any spoons in it. I hate spoons.

      That's why The Tick sucked so much.

    3. Re:Another pop culture expert... by zephc · · Score: 1

      And it's because people's own minds make them feel enslaved (since they are not literally), it is their own minds that can release them. Nietzsche was such a downer, but I admit I havent read enough of him to know if he actually proposed any *solutions* on how one should change one's world-view to escape this mind-slavery. One can escape mediocrity if one so chooses. I choo-choo-choose freedom [ ;-) ]

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      "I would say that 99 per cent of what my father has written about his own life is false." - L. Ron Hubbard Jr.
    4. Re:Another pop culture expert... by bj8rn · · Score: 1

      It's also great because it has a black cat in it. Twice. Black cats rule.

      --
      Hell is not other people; it is yourself. - Ludwig Wittgenstein
    5. Re:Another pop culture expert... by Tumbleweed · · Score: 1

      And a white rabbit!

      Though cats (especially black ones) are much cooler.

      Ya know, they never did name the cat - I say we call him 'Felix'. Either that or 'Ditto'. :)

    6. Re:Another pop culture expert... by sdr · · Score: 1
      The matrix is a great movie beacuse it is the first and only movie to really focus on the use of illusion as a tool of social control.
      Oh really? Go and see Dark City.
    7. Re:Another pop culture expert... by bj8rn · · Score: 1
      Ya know, they never did name the cat - I say we call him 'Felix'. Either that or 'Ditto'. :)

      No, for Christ's sake! Black cats should all be called Behemoth (after the coolest one of them - the one in Bulgakov's "Master and Margarita")!

      --
      Hell is not other people; it is yourself. - Ludwig Wittgenstein
    8. Re:Another pop culture expert... by Tumbleweed · · Score: 1

      Christ has nothing to do with black cats.

      Didja know that black cats _still_ have a stigma attached - shelters say that black cats have the hardest time getting adopted. Sad.

    9. Re:Another pop culture expert... by code+shady · · Score: 1

      i think you're lost. try looking here.

      --
      Look out honey cause I'm usin' technology
      Ain't got time to make no apologies
    10. Re:Another pop culture expert... by dr.badass · · Score: 1

      then they work at a company contributing nothing of substance

      This is just a reminder that "The Matrix" is a product of the AOL Time-Warner corporation.

      There is also a whole book out discussing the philosophy of the matrix, but IMHO it is weak.

      There's a reason for that, and it's probably because it's a freakin' action movie about humanity being enslaved by robots. Sure sure, it got gears turning in the heads of a lot of people who aren't accustomed to thinking, but it's not, dispite it's many merits, a 'deep' film.

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      Don't become a regular here -- you will become retarded.
    11. Re:Another pop culture expert... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1999 called. They want their stupid-assed anti-establishment attitude back.

    12. Re:Another pop culture expert... by kalidasa · · Score: 1, Informative

      The matrix is a great movie beacuse it is the first and only movie to really focus on the use of illusion as a tool of social control. From Plato and the allegory of the cave to Nietzsche and is exploration of slave morality, this has been a dominant theme amongst the greatest philosophers

      That's not what the cave allegory means. I speak as someone who has read the Politeia in the original. The cave allegory is about what the Hindus and Buddhists call the "veil of maya," the UNIVERSE catching us in its illusions, not society. For Plato one must use the intellect to reach beyond the shadows on the wall of the cave and see the real universe beyond, the universe of the forms.

      The Matrix's approach to this is more gnostic than Platonic. Read the Nag Hammadi Codices. The AIs and the master control of the Matrix (there's gotta be a master control somewhere, otherwise there would be nothing preventing Smith from getting what he wants - out) are Yaldaboath, and Zion's core computer is Sophia. There's a lot of gnostic symbolism in Dick's later work, so it wouldn't surprise me terribly if the W brothers had read some late Dick.

      There are intersections, of course: in the Nag Hammadi codices you'll find a translation from Plato. But I wouldn't call the Matrix genuinely Platonic.

      Nietzschean, though, there you're onto something.

    13. Re:Another pop culture expert... by BKX · · Score: 1

      That really sucks that black cats aren't adopted as much. My family has two of them (or rather had, one ran away a little while ago. That really sucked.) and a white cat for a mix. The black one I named (who's the one that ran away after I left for college) is Hades, which is much better than Behemoth or Felix. Who wants a huge cat or an overused latin name. I prefer Hell.

    14. Re:Another pop culture expert... by elemental23 · · Score: 1

      Either that or 'Ditto'.

      Carbon Copy!

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      I like my women like my coffee... pale and bitter.
    15. Re:Another pop culture expert... by m1chael · · Score: 1

      both were made in australia werent they? so bring all your scifi to australia and it will be good :)

      --
      I know you are psychotic, but please make an effort.
    16. Re:Another pop culture expert... by benzapp · · Score: 1

      but I admit I havent read enough of him to know if he actually proposed any *solutions* on how one should change one's world-view to escape this mind-slavery.

      Bullshit you have. There is a reason it is called "Prelude to a Philosophy for the Future". Nietzsche never articuluated what that philosophy was, but he was honest enough to admit it. That is why the book outlined which questions future philosophers would have to answer to discover to cure the problems which face society. He was profoundly accurate in predicting the ills of the 20th century, particularly how 19th century anti-semintism would manifest itself in 20th century Nazi Germany.

      His questions are still as of yet unanswered.

      Perhaps that is a downer to you, but maybe you should take up the charge of being a Future Philospher.

      Until then, we are left with a world of emptiness and lies, and many people full of your pessimism and ignorance. Of course, if you truly read Nietzsche, you would understand this basic premise of his most famous work.

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      I don't read or respond to AC posts
    17. Re:Another pop culture expert... by benzapp · · Score: 1

      Nietzschean, though, there you're onto something.

      As it said in The Matrix, it is the question that drives us. Nietzsche absolutely did not agree with Plato's answers, but he agreed with his questions. The whole reason he wrote The Birth of Tragedy was to outline how that theory affected Greek thought, and ultimately Christian thought.

      As I said in a previous post in this thread, Nietzsche was more about outlining problems and questions than finding the answers. His questions, and the problems he predicted in modern society are still unanswered. Perhaps someone will take up his charge and create The Philosophy for the Future, but until then, we have his questions to guide us.

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      I don't read or respond to AC posts
    18. Re:Another pop culture expert... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow. You know how to insert HTML tags into a message on slashdot! Could you please tell me how you did that? I just don't understand how you people do that!

    19. Re:Another pop culture expert... by MyHair · · Score: 1

      Nothing will blow your mind like reading Nietzsche however especially Beyond Good and Evil: Prelude to a Philosophy for the Future.

      You linked to Amazon, but it's also available here in English on Project Gutenburg.

    20. Re:Another pop culture expert... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      enslaved by school?

      Hmm. Then why is education only available to the wealthiest portion of the world's population. I've never heard of slaves being sent to school either. I'm pretty sure education sets you free.

    21. Re:Another pop culture expert... by nathanh · · Score: 1
      The matrix is a great movie beacuse it is the first and only movie to really focus on the use of illusion as a tool of social control.

      What a load of crap. The Matrix is a great movie because it combines sci-fi, kung-fu, explosions and babes in leather. It's essentially a live-action cyberpunk anime.

    22. Re:Another pop culture expert... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "some asshole didn't understand the original post so i was like WHATEVER!"

    23. Re:Another pop culture expert... by jasonzzz · · Score: 1


      I think you've just wasted your breath here. Most here wouldn't know the difference of fucking and being fucked. (Take it into the literal sense if you must). But just because one thinks that both are pleasurable doesn't mean that they are equal.

      On the other hand, there are plenty of others out there who doesn't dig the movie into the same details as you have. Take some of my friends and my sister for instance. Some of them still haven't seen the movie and when I do play them my DVD. They are pretty ho-hum about it and pretty much said that they don't 'get' what the big deal is - yeah, it's like James Bond and Die Hard and all that with lots of gun fire and people getting shot, so?

      I give up, there are people out there who choose to live their lives through the haze and not use the noggin that they are given. They simply just waste it away stuffing fat into their bodies and are willing to 'be entertained'. They base their judgement on things very simplistically by how things appeal to them at the most visual level.

      Truly - fat, dumb, and happy.

      I believe that they consciously choose this.
      Is this an self-enslaved or happy existence?

    24. Re:Another pop culture expert... by erlorad · · Score: 1

      Oh please... We are talking about high-school philosophy here. If you grow up to be a true geek and you find such ideas somehow "new" or they "open your mind" you need to go back to school and/or reading.
      Matrix is cool movie, with cool iconography (Shaft meets John Woo who was given 101 in high-tech), but please don't try to give popular media more meaning then they can carry.
      As for "it is the first and only movie to really focus on the use of illusion as a tool of social control", every single anti-utopia movie has that line - Blade Runner, 1984 (speaking of which, it carries the message much better, but is not as "cool")

    25. Re:Another pop culture expert... by erlorad · · Score: 1

      Slaves do not need to be enslaved, they already are.

    26. Re:Another pop culture expert... by mink · · Score: 1

      "The matrix is a great movie beacuse it is the first and only movie to really focus on the use of illusion as a tool of social control. "

      I think "They Live" visited this exact topic.

      --
      Well I've wrestled with reality for thirty five years doctor, and I'm happy to say I finally won out over it.
  35. I for one enjoyed the article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Bravo Chris Suellentrop, from those of us that take pleasure in stretching the imagination, I salute you.

    Some of the comments here to the tone of "this article is bullshit, why can't people just accept it for what it is, entertainment" really annoy me.

    If I just want to be entertained, I'll watch the Simpsons, or a Seinfield episode. But movies (games, books) like the Matrix serve some of us as a breath of fresh air. It's as close as we can get to realizing our own fantasies and imaginations.

    A lot of the comments with regards to this article show that many people see the Matrix as just another movie.. well thats fine. But just because some people don't have sentiment for the movie does not mean the no one does. The article by Chris Suellentrop may be bullshit for some people but it's not bullshit for everyone.

    "Some people will just never quit arguing."

    1. Re:I for one enjoyed the article by jesuscash · · Score: 1

      I heard something the other day I found funny: Arguing on the internet is like participating in the Special Olympics. Even if you win you're still retarded. Then again, I argue plenty.

  36. Re:1st post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What? Score:-1 offtopic? Bugger that! I got the sodding first post!

  37. Re:The psychology of mythology - what makes a stor by Tumbleweed · · Score: 3, Interesting

    > George Lucas is a bright guy. He worled with noted mythologist Joseph Campbell [jcf.org] in designing the story line for the star wars saga, such that it is most compelling to the largest possible audience.

    You know, I used to think George was greatness itself because of the first three SW movies, but now, after seeing the previous two, I think he just got lucky. I don't think he _really_ understands why the first three movies were so good, because if he did, I don't see how in the world the previous two could have been as bad as they were.

    And he's certainly not much of an director. Hayden Christiansen _can_ act, but he's one of those iffy actors who requires a good director to get a good performance. Kinda like George Clooney. Put someone like Soderbergh at the helm, and even George Clooney can be a good actor.

    Unfortunately, the latest SW films have mediocre writing AND mediocre directing. Great special effects, sure, but the original SW films weren't great because of special effects. The only saving grace out of either of the last two has been the fight scenes! That's pathetic.

    *sigh*

  38. Best thing about the matrix by OpCode42 · · Score: 5, Funny

    The great thing about it was that it appealed on so many levels. The following exchange shows what I mean...

    Poster A : See, Neo is forced to question the very fabric of existance. He questions everything that we take for granted and reveals that the truth is vastly different to what we perceive to be true. Its an existential quandry, are we just figments of someone's imagination? How do we know that what we perceive to be "real" is what is actually reality?

    Poster B : I like the bit where he fights an agent.

  39. nice... by bj8rn · · Score: 1
    now, the only thing you have to do is insert some references to page numbers and you'll have your very own analysis of The Matrix :7

    (couldn't think of anything intelligent to say)

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    Hell is not other people; it is yourself. - Ludwig Wittgenstein
  40. Oh, great. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    "Oy Malfoy!"

    "What is it, Potter?"

    BLAM.


    That image is going to be running through my skull on an infinite loop for the next month. Thanks a lot.

  41. Philosophy and Mythology are always appealing by philipx · · Score: 4, Interesting
    I think that in terms of movies, there are only a couple that have generated as much attention and fandom and Star Wars, The Matrix, Lord Of The Rings and Harry Potter have generated (LOTR & HP are also bestsellers in books as well). So what do they have in common?
    I would dare to angry anybody and say Star Wars is Lord of the Rings a couple of millennia into the future. Same for The Matrix being Harry Potter. But in terms of movies, I think the reverse is equally true. I think LOTR has to be thankful to Star Wars for part of its success, the same way Harry Potter has to be thankful to The Matrix opening the gates to the Magic Hero trail.
    However, ancient and future heroes, battle of good and evil, greek, roman, chinese mythology have been part of a zillion good movies. I mean, good vs evil is THE subject of all modern movies. So why doesn't Sixth Sense, Toy Story and Austin Powers generate such an impressive fandom?
    Let me wobble over a couple of reasons I think stand behind such a tremendous success as these four movies have inspired:
    • Tickle the imagination. I mean, this is a no-brainer. See the success of the James Bond series. However, the battles and forces the heroes have to face in any of these movies are exceedingly large and victory seems to be against all odds. Death Star, Mordor, The Matrix and Valdemort are perpetuous threatening presences no one else can really win in a battle agains them.
    • Bildungsroman and neverending battles. Frodo and Aragorn, Neo, Harry Potter, and Luke Skywalker are red-threads through the entire story, characters that don't stall, but rather learn and evolve in a continuous manner, all of them led by a human yet higher, more esoteric force: Gandalf, Morpheus/Oracle, Dumbledore and Obi-Wan/Yoda. That's the bildungsroman part. In the never ending battle, I'd like you to recall that in any of these movies, in any of the parts, evil is defeated, but not extincted. Now, obviously some could argue that this is part of the Hollywood plot to allow more income from sequels :). But honestly now, how many times have you fixed something so that it will never go bad again in any condition?!. Evil is a character, and people can identify it. If Batman keeps changing enemies and Double-Oh-Seven keeps blowing them up, the bad guys are no longer an identifiable part, one that the viewers can relate to and can create their own mental plots/dreams about destroying it in wars of their own. Evil never dies, right? Make a good juicy character out of it!
    • Subtle mythology - OK, Harry Potter and LOTR have mythology written all over them (Greek and Celtic/Norse), but what about Star Wars and The Matrix? Matrix is quite easy, the mythology is mostly Christian (devil sending its messengers), although some aspects of Greek mythology is present (think Hydra). Star Wars is not as easy; being similary to LOTR, one could argue about its Celtic roots, but I think it's the aliens in SW that make us think of fabulous creatures, and if there is anything in the old books greater number than heroes, that is the fantastic creatures, ranging from tiny and funny to large and kind, from little and wicked to big and evil. All of us, as kids, had some exposure to mythology, and I think that is a strong identifiable emblem in a movie. You may not be able to put the finger on it and tell exactly what it is, but at least it spurs a shadow of deja-vu in your mind and that is enough to make you feel comfortable with the characters and the whole plot.
    • Philosophy. I've left philosophy at the end, because that is the most difficult and esoteric part. Anyone who read Tao Teh Ching has found The Matrix to be an living illustration of it. While I'm not going to mull through what is philosophical in each of the movies, I think adding this touch to a movie gives it an extra kick, and makes possible for one to argue that it really has depth, that it really goes into exploring those dark corners of the human mind. We all love to imagine a
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    1. Re:Philosophy and Mythology are always appealing by jesuscash · · Score: 1

      While the mythological aspects of these movies/stories are apparent, I believe that their influence may be found a little deeper. Star Wars itself has little to do with Celtic mythology and seems to be more of a hodge podge of beliefs and spirituality. I think at the core is a sense of Taoism in the Jedi. As for The Matrix, as I stated in another post, The Matrix does have a christian core, or at least an influence but I think it has more to do with gnosticism.

  42. I better say another two words... by SolitaryMan · · Score: 1

    Richard. Stallmen.
    Because this guy have began a completely new era in software making. He have brought the idea of free/open source software, the liberty into computer world. He is THE ONE, that said "No" to moneymakers and made a software development a kind of art.

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    May Peace Prevail On Earth
  43. Low Expectations by N8F8 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The real reason Matrix is great is because virtually all other sci-fi movies have sucked. Maybe 1 out of 10 is even watchable. Between canned storylines, making movies about special effects and Hollywood endings... it's all too sad to contemplate.

    I've read a handful of awesome sci-fi books in my my life (out of thousands read) and I can truthfully say it would be sad to see them turned into a movies. Ender's Game with a happy ending? Could liberal Hollywood really get the point of "Atlas Shrugged" across? Expectations are already so low that even I compliment the latest rendition of LOTR. At least they didn't completerly bungle it. Battlefield Earth anyone?

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    "God fights on the side with the best artillery." - Napoleon, Marshal of France - speaking truth to power
    1. Re:Low Expectations by damiam · · Score: 2, Informative
      ... it would be sad to see them turned into a movies. Ender's Game with a happy ending?

      Ender's Game is going to be a movie, but OSC's writing the script, so it shouldn't suck too badly.

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      It's hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.
  44. The quiestion is... by SolitaryMan · · Score: 1

    What is "to be cool"?

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    May Peace Prevail On Earth
    1. Re:The quiestion is... by Gyorg_Lavode · · Score: 1

      Socially liked.

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      I do security
  45. geek hierarchy is circular by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If your perception of us furs comes from the infamous Vanity Fair article, or the like, I can't blame you for feeling superior. Perhaps a more balanced perspective would be in order?

    I guess it's true, everyone wants to point and laugh. Can I think of myself as above the goths?

    1. Re:geek hierarchy is circular by Dahan · · Score: 1
      You didn't even link to the Geek Hierarchy :)

      Can I think of myself as above the goths?

      Nope, consult the chart. However, as furries, we can consider ourselves above Comic Book Fans Who Only Read X-Men Spinoffs :) Well, I'm off to see X2 (only the real thing for me)... ciao fur meow :)

  46. Prof is an asshole by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Actually, the professor is extremely biased against technology and all those who use it.

    Then he's an asshole who's "extremely biased" against a very large percentage of the human populace. Sounds to me like he's incredibly insecure and wants a large, fairly definable group to throw stones at so he can feel superior.

    1. Re:Prof is an asshole by Gyorg_Lavode · · Score: 1

      Yes. He is an asshole. There is no question about that. I was trying to be cordial. It's more that he's old and becoming senile rather than being insecure I think.

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      I do security
  47. Pythagoras ... by Maimun · · Score: 2, Insightful

    > (a) Pythagoras got some of his ideas from visiting India,

    Really? Do you have a ref?

  48. Now OT: Re:Is this really that supprising? by ahoehn · · Score: 1

    Stop kidding yourself. Does anybody very far from the nerd community know who Linus is? Does Linus have any sort of celebrity status in the rest of the world, in the rest of America?

    While we all hate Microsoft, Bill Gates is a much better example of a nerd becoming powerful and well known.

    The software project he started is now turning whole economies upside-down.

    You make me laugh. Linux turing whole economies upside-down? Get a hold of yourself man. Come back to the real world.

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    1. Re:Now OT: Re:Is this really that supprising? by renehollan · · Score: 2, Interesting
      You make me laugh. Linux turing whole economies upside-down? Get a hold of yourself man. Come back to the real world.

      Dude, we're past the "laugh at us" part... we're on to the "attack us" part.

      Next, of course, we, win.

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      You could've hired me.
    2. Re:Now OT: Re:Is this really that supprising? by tempest303 · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Stop kidding yourself. Does anybody very far from the nerd community know who Linus is? Does Linus have any sort of celebrity status in the rest of the world, in the rest of America?

      I didn't realize that one needed to be famous to the general public in order to be powerful. I'm sure that most Americans don't know who the hell Hu Jintao is, but that doesn't detract from the fact that he's the leader of the most populated nation on the planet. (And a nuclear power at that!) No, Linus isn't particularly well known outside of tech circles and Wall Street, in whose publications he is sometimes mentioned, but that doesn't mean he has no power or has not made an impact.

      While we all hate Microsoft, Bill Gates is a much better example of a nerd becoming powerful and well known.

      As I said in another post, Bill is more powerful, but he didn't become powerful at the computer - he became powerful in business meetings, and the discussion was on the ability to become influential while "just sitting at the computer."

      You make me laugh. Linux turing whole economies upside-down? Get a hold of yourself man. Come back to the real world.

      I'm in the real world just fine, but thanks for your concern. The world I'm in is the same one where multi-billion dollar corporations are changing the way they do business all over that little linux thing. (Sun, IBM, Microsoft come to mind?) Whole economies was probably not the correct word, though - industries would be a better term. It still illustrates the fact that Linux has been tremendously influential. Denying that is to lose one's grip on the "real world", IMHO. :-P
    3. Re:Now OT: Re:Is this really that supprising? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mod this up please :)

  49. Harry Potter X-Men by Starky · · Score: 1
    A much more appropriate comparison seems to me to be Harry Potter and the X-Men.


    Think about it.

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    -- My choice of computing platform is a symbol of my individuality and belief in personal freedom.
  50. Re:The psychology of mythology - what makes a stor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    as far as I know, they didn't approach the writing of the story as methodically

    Nope, sorry. They did. They've said so in the few interviews they've done. They knew that to make the movie really successfull, they had to let everyone read something into it -- thus, dozens of lose parallels to various mythologies and so forth.

    Not to say that mashing up a lot of old ideas is a bad thing, but the only truly original thing that the Matrix accomplished was to make everybody think Keanu Reaves was cool. Without The Matrix, I don't know that he could have ever topped "Speed", and that's not saying much.

  51. I saw it yesterday by PorkCharSui · · Score: 2, Flamebait

    I came, I saw, I cried. I saw the film yesterday at a special trade screening in Los Angeles and was left with a new burning desire for more Matrix. The next film will be released in November BTW. The Matrix Reloaded contained some of the most amazing action sequences I have ever seen in my movie-watching career. CG animation was seamless, but it was especially noticeable when you realized that no one could stage a one on 50+ fight (see trailer for a sample) with traditional movie making techniques. Very exciting and funny at times, the pacing is a bit ponderous at first, but at the same time, you are given more information about the actually underground city of Zion and the upcoming conflict with the machines. Once the action kicks in, the movie never looks back. Unbelievably breath taking at times, the hype to the film is justified and well worth the cost of tickets. If this film or Revolutions doesn't win the Oscar for best special effects then I will be totally shocked! Possible Spoiler: The scene with the Matrix Architect near the end bugged the hell out of me. Why does the old guy need to use so many GOD DAMN philosophical words? He sounds lame... but the plot twist he reveals is very startling... (Note the scene is near the end of the film) Recommendation for those who have not seen the original movie: You must see the first before you see this film. The plot will make absolutely no sense and you will have a bad experience trying to figure out why the hell these people are running around and trying to kill each other. Recommendation for traditional movie nuts: Cry now. You'll never be able to see another film without same copied Matrix effect

  52. Re:The psychology of mythology - what makes a stor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Campbell just applied relatively straightforward Jungianism to a mediocre understanding of mythology. And frankly, even the Jungians think Lucas is full of shit.

  53. Re:Product Placement? Movie tie-ins? by Tim+Macinta · · Score: 1
    I wouldn't think Matrix would stoop that low, except for the current commercial tie-ins, that are making me suspicious.
    You won't like this then: in The Matrix: Reloaded we find out that Neo is so much more powerful than everybody else in the matrix because in the real world he is actually the Energizer Bunny.
  54. Gee, ... that sounds like a good idea... by Qbertino · · Score: 1

    but how about...I just give you the finger and you quit pestering me, since it has no use anyway. Because I'm typing this from across the atlantic which is way beyond your jurisdiction, Mr. Smith.

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    We suffer more in our imagination than in reality. - Seneca
  55. Re:Product Placement? Movie tie-ins? by ceejayoz · · Score: 1

    He doesn't have any of those superpowers in the "real" world, remember?

    Maybe the Matrix programmers have done a little bug fixing, too. Like setting $maxHumanVelocity = 20;, perhaps?

  56. Re:Product Placement? Movie tie-ins? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    setting $maxHumanVelocity = 20;
    That dollar sign explains why Neo is able to bend the rules so easily - the matrix is written in PHP! It's the machines' own fault there are bugs for not using a strongly typed language.
  57. Re:Product Placement? Movie tie-ins? by evilviper · · Score: 1

    Believe it or not, that wouldn't nearly be the worst product placement I've ever seen...

    More realistically, I would expect him to, at the end of an action scene, drink a bottle of Power Aide, with the label clearly visible... Maybe they'll stick in a shot of the Matrix action figures too.

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  58. Obvious Cliche by gnarled · · Score: 1

    There is no broom.

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    I'm a firm believer in the philosophy of a ruling class. Especially since I rule. -Randal, Clerks
  59. How come no one remembers Dark City by jesuscash · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I think Dark City is all of what the Matrix SHOULD have been...

    The emphasis on guns was way too heavy. While I don't believe in the direct connection of gun heavy movies to gun play in real life, this movie does put an interesting spin in the whole argument. Here's these people that can do so much with their mind, just because they believe... Yet they still use guns guns guns. Dark City showed one man take on aliens that enslaved humans for so long and he won, becoming god-like in the aftermath. I totally see this as the path the Matrix series goes. If the gun play goes down in the next two movies, it may redeem itself in my eyes.

    1. Re:How come no one remembers Dark City by m1chael · · Score: 1

      if the matrix was all dark city is then it would be an evolved human with telekenesis in an alien experiment in space played by a guy who says whoa!
      come on, they may have similiar themes but they are very different.

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      I know you are psychotic, but please make an effort.
    2. Re:How come no one remembers Dark City by jesuscash · · Score: 1

      I'm talking about the core themes. The idea of rising above in a corrupt fake world with the power of your mind/soul...

    3. Re:How come no one remembers Dark City by SLot · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yes, but Dark City had a wheezy dude.

      Matrix just has a guy imitating a block of wood.

      No comparison!

  60. MOD PARENT UP please by ChrisCampbell47 · · Score: 1

    I was just telling someone yesterday about Dark City. It's a great movie, and predates The Matrix by a year or two.

  61. Isn't the Matrix about Christianity? by StephenLegge · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I only saw the Matrix once when it came out on DVD, but I always thought it was sci-fi metaphor for Christianity.

    Anderson (which means "Son of Man") is the messiah/Christ who is going to save humanity from the illusion that life on earth is all there is.

    In the Matrix (just as in Chrsitianity's teachings) there are good angels and bad angels in our world who are in a constant battle for our everlasting lives.

    Some guy came to Keanu's apartment early on and said something like "you're my savior, man"; and later Neo was resurrected by "Trinity" (Father/Son/HolySpirit), reinforcing Neo as the Christ character.

    There are plenty of other references like the name of the ship Nebecanezzer (sp) who was the king in the book of Daniel who wanted his dreams interpreted. The traiter's name was "Cipher" (ie. Lucifer). And there's probably a lot more that I have since forgotten.

    The most poignent moment in the film for me was when Fishbourne was tied to the chair and the "bad angel" was saying something about how he hates people, that he hates their smell -- and he equates them to a virus. To me, this sounded like something a "fallen angel" or Satan would say to a real person in the same situation.

    Anyway, just one guy's opinion. I spotted references to some web sites in the article, "Messiah in Matrix" and knowthematrix.com -- maybe I'll check them out.

    Stephen Legge

    1. Re:Isn't the Matrix about Christianity? by jesuscash · · Score: 1

      I'd definately agree with you on this. However, people just look at 1 face of christianity... I think it has more to do with gnosticism more than anything, due to it's reliance on mysticism.

      Cipher is latin, as well as Lucifer. My etymology (sp?) isn't the best, but I bet they are related in some way. That's probably one of the more obscure references compared to the other more blatant (at least to people who have READ the bible) references.

      The concepts of The Matrix are common to various spiritualities, but I think its roots are in christian mysticism.

    2. Re:Isn't the Matrix about Christianity? by m1chael · · Score: 1

      its because of cypher's facial hair...

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    3. Re:Isn't the Matrix about Christianity? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cipher (Cypher?) has nothing to do with Lucifer. That would make cryptography an evil doctrine. The name clearly relates the character to his proficiency with computers, the fact that he can decypher the Matrix code, etc. Don't read too much between the lines. IMHO the Wachowski brothers are a bit weak in mythology department, and it shows in the movie. They picked (not consiously, I don't think) current religious fabs and made an nice mesh with them. I think of Neo's resurrection (Christianity), Smith's reincarnation(Buddism), the-world-is-not-real theme(many sources). All of these are what captures current society's imagination.

    4. Re:Isn't the Matrix about Christianity? by GreggyBUIUC · · Score: 1

      I think we was just saying "Cypher" is the last two syllables of "Lu-Cifer"

      Greg

    5. Re:Isn't the Matrix about Christianity? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, but either way, the traitor is Judas Iscariot if you're going to talk of stories of Jesus. Maybe they put this sort of reference in on purpose, but more likely it's just a coincidence. Someone spending a lot of time studying religion will start to see everything as a reflection of religion, rather than just what it is.

  62. would have sucked without special effects, though by Heisenbug · · Score: 1

    Great special effects, sure, but the original SW films weren't great because of special effects.

    That reminds me of a really funny story I read in, I think, a book called Easy Riders, Raging Bulls, which talked about making Star Wars. Apparently the special effects -- which cost amazingly much and were quite revolutionary at that time -- weren't ready in time to show the first cut of Episode 4, so all of the space combat shots were replaced by scenes of WW 2 dogfights. The movie looked like an absolute joke, and George had to fight just to get it finished.

    My point is, one, don't discount the special effects, and two, if anyone has a copy of that dogfight version, I bet they could make a hundred million bucks with it today.

  63. Re:would have sucked without special effects, thou by Tumbleweed · · Score: 1

    I didn't mean to imply the special effects weren't important - they were, but without a decent story and good directing, you wind up with something like "Phantom Menace" or "Attack of the Clones."

    I'd kill to see that version with the WWII dogfights. :)

  64. despite, not because by kisrael · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I always thought we liked it depite Keeanu, not because of.

    Seriously, I don't think his appeal is that in the Matrix he was a geek who broke into systems, it's more that he's an everyman who learns there's more behind the scenes, and he learns to master that.

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    1. Re:despite, not because by m1chael · · Score: 1

      but he personified the 'i dont know wtf is going on but ill go with the flow'.

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  65. The Matrix = Classic Hero Journey by percepto · · Score: 3, Insightful
    IN the case of the Matrix, I believe the brothers who's name I won't attemt to spell, simply stumbled upon this formula. Certainly there are similarities and this is what makes it such a compelling story, but as far as I know, they didn't approach the writing of the story as methodically, or in such a calculating way as did George Lucas or the author of the Harry Potter books.

    I'm sorry, but I have to disagree. I think Neo takes the classic hero journey. Just off the top of my head:

    First, he gets the "call to adventure": "Wake up, Neo. The Matrix has you..."

    He meets Trinity (at the club), a messenger from beyond who re-affirms the call.

    He rejects the call by getting out of the car on the way to meet Morpheus.

    Next, he meets Morpheus and accepts the call (takes the red pill). (It was the red one, right?)

    After being rescued from the Matrix, he is in the wild (the real world). Here, the old rules don't apply and he must forge a new identity.

    While out in the wild, he discovers new powers. His wise mentor is Morpheus. The trickster is Cypher.

    Next, he returns home (by jacking back into the Matrix) and brings uses his newfound powers to help the rest of society.

    This is the classic hero cycle of hearing the call, rejecting the call, accepting the call, going into the wild, forging a new identity (with the help of a wise mentor), dealing with a trickster, returning from the wild with newfound knowledge and/or powers.

    The same structure was used in Star Wars IV-VI and The Lord of the Rings Trilogy, which is part of the reason why those two series also resonate with people so much. The hero mythology is a metaphor for life and how to live it.

    ~percepto

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    "You only have to realize the truth."

    "What truth?"

    "There is no sig."

    --

    The term "outside the box" is squarely within the box at this point.

  66. Surely that should be by xmedar · · Score: 3, Funny

    He went to a club afterwards and met a girl.

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    1. Re:Surely that should be by Guppy06 · · Score: 1

      Worse yet, he went to a club and a girl met him.

    2. Re:Surely that should be by Krapangor · · Score: 1
      Worse yet, he went to a club and a girl met him.

      Well, she was good-looking and touched him which made the whole scene quite surreal.
      But hey, it was an illuisionary world full of lies.

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      Owner of a Mensa membership card.
    3. Re:Surely that should be by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In former Soviet Russia, when you go to club, girl meets you!

  67. And, it was the perfect three act play. by Tom_Yardley · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If you watch carefully, despite the modern gloss, The Matrix was a tradition Greek play in three acts. In the work of the movie there was unity of time, place and action. All in three distinct acts.

  68. Harry Potter with Guns? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wouldn't the kickback from a gun knock Harry off his broomstick?

  69. art is hard to fully understand by dj_virto · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Art is often hard to fully understand, because unless assumptions are made it becomes excessively wordy, something like scholarship when it is done right.

    In fact, it would be almost impossible to totally understand the meanings of an artwork without being the person who created it. The associations, implications, and assumptions behind an act of expression are a product of that person's mind at the moment of creation.

    The further you are culturally from the creator the less the art will speak to you. However there is a loophole, which is all too often exploited.. If you leave your expression vague enough, people will use their natural tendency to assume that all people are more like themselves than they really are, and will fill in the blanks the way they see fit. If the viewer is inclined to see you positively, they'll fill in the blanks with positives, and, presto! you're art is suddenly deeply meaningful. Yay!

    Straightforward expression has a much harder time getting across because if it's inherent complexity, but it ultimately explains the world much better.

  70. Star Wars: Then and Now by Kwil · · Score: 1

    Of course, there is the thing that when the original Star Wars series came out, we were 30 years younger.

    Have you actually tried watching the original set now with a critical eye? Try watching it like it's new, discarding the memories of old that you had when you first saw it. The whole series becomes absolutely trite cheese.

    If anything the latest two movies are actually *better* than the earlier 3 in terms of story/plotline and sophistication (with the exception, of course, of the blatant "kiddie grab (aka Jar Jar)" material that Lucas feels he has to stuff into the movies.)

    The original SW movies weren't great because of writing or directing.. they were great because we were kids and they were aimed at kids.. just like the newer ones. The only difference is that we aren't kids anymore.

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    That Jesus Christ guy is getting some terrible lag... it took him 3 days to respawn! -NJ CoolBreeze

  71. All Robots by Euphonious+Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Every SF story about machines taking over the world is really an allegory about takeovers by the constructs we really have -- governments, religions, lately corporations -- exercising power beyond anyone's ability to restrain them. Without that connection, the story would hold no interest.

    The Matrix is no exception. The notion of humans as "power sources" makes perfect sense, then: the corporations still need votes to maintain their hold, in the US and Europe. Now that they own all the major news sources, it's easy to manipulate the electorate with delusions that lead them to vote any which way. (Over 50% of Americans actually believe that Iraq had something to do with Sept. 11. Very few know that Bush ordered all investigations of Saudis abandoned several months before it. That's power.)

    As long as you think of the Matrix (and other fiction, for that matter) as just escapist fantasy, you miss most of its value.

    1. Re:All Robots by benzapp · · Score: 1

      As long as you think of the Matrix (and other fiction, for that matter) as just escapist fantasy, you miss most of its value.

      I fail to see how you believe I made such an assertion.

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    2. Re:All Robots by Saeger · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Without that connection [realworld takeovers], the story would hold no interest.

      For me it would, because the part of the story I was most interested in *was* the "valueless" escapism of the Matrix's simulated reality, rather than what 'evil' AI entity controlled it. I'm in the minority though... being a Singularitarian who views a Matrix-like future of mind-uploads as a GOOD step on the shortening road to Singularity.

      Very few know that Bush ordered all investigations of Saudis abandoned several months before it.

      (And even fewer people questioned why Bush tried so hard to block the independent 9-11 investigation after-the-fact. Now, I'm no "Bush Knew!" conspiracy theorist, but it was just insane that they would fight an investigation into the deadliest terrorist attack thusfar, unless there were messy details they couldn't risk being uncovered that would jeopardize the 9-11 powergrab gravytrain to follow.)

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    3. Re:All Robots by Euphonious+Coward · · Score: 1
      I wrote "As long as you think of the Matrix (and other fiction, for that matter) as just escapist fantasy, you miss most of its value."

      benzapp wrote "I fail to see how you believe I made such an assertion."

      Sorry, I was not disagreeing, I was enlarging on the topic. "You" referred to the reader, not to benzapp.

  72. hu?! by NedTheNerd · · Score: 1
    okay maybe I am just a retard but there is only a very few select hints that this was "hairy potter with guns" and no I dont feal it is. but what I precive to be real is another persons dream . . .

    but in all reality this is jsut a film someones creative interesta and art on a silver screen and it does invoke osome thoughs what if all of this is just a dream and I am the only thing athat is real in it belive it or not there is a scientific theory that says about that

    how do I know this isnt a ream for I can not see through your eyes or know what you feal/think

    and at the end of they day who cares what cupling give any concenting adult pleasure because at the end of the day its their bussines and it is relatively harmless bussines

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  73. Power output by fishexe · · Score: 1

    Well, iirc 3 Big Macs is roughly to 2 kilos of TNT in terms of energy released...and hmmm...well I'm fudging a bit, but that means an 800 MegaWatt power plant generates 300 Big Macs of energy per second...ummmm...how fast can a person process intravenous calories??? On a different note, why can't they use dogs or snails or something, that won't rebel. That seems a lot less expensive, power wise.

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  74. Re:The psychology of mythology - what makes a stor by akahige · · Score: 1

    George Lucas is a bright guy. He worled with noted mythologist Joseph Campbell [jcf.org] in designing the story line for the star wars saga, such that it is most compelling to the largest possible audience.

    Are you high? Lucas and Campbell never even met until after Return of the Jedi had been released. In fact, cynics might say that Lucas' involvement with the whole Moyers/Campbell Power of Myth interview series (taped in 1988) was nothing more than a crass attempt on his part to add some scholarly legitimacy to his own trite work.

    It's easy to say that Campbell influenced Lucas -- The Hero with a Thousand Faces was first published in 1949 (so George would have been 5 at the time, and The Fellowship of the Ring wouldn't be published for another five years). Campbell's book has always been a staple on college campuses, but it was Lucas shouting from the rooftops about how Star Wars paralleled the mythic hero quest that put him on the bestseller list and in the forefront of public awareness. And all of a sudden, there was everyone lining up to praise Lucas as being a great and profound genius, and the creator of a new modern mythology.

    Somehow, I doubt that Leigh Brackett would have paid Campbell the slightest attention if Lucas was standing there with a blaster to her head. Not because Campbell wasn't worth paying attention to, but because she -- unlike George -- could actually write, and had a complete understanding of what story structure and character development was all about.

    Lucas, on the other hand, has always been astute enough to latch on to a good thing when he sees it, and Campbell was a great excuse to convince people there were hidden depths to his work. Anyone who's seen Eps. I & II know otherwise...

    For info on Campbell meeting Lucas, go here



  75. Another philosophy expert... by Stalyn · · Score: 1

    who doesnt know wtf he's talking about....and no this isnt a flame. It is a challenge to the author to go into detail about his account and not generalize. Also to go further then just what's explained on the back cover of BGE.

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  76. Heyyyy.... by Wolfrider · · Score: 1

    --Imagine a Beowulf cluster of spare cy--

    Oh, never mind.

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  77. I'd say the movie by Trepidity · · Score: 1

    The movie's epistemological questioning is exactly in the tradition of western philosophical skepticism, dating back to Descartes. It does bear some resemblance to things seen in eastern philosophy, but the resemblance is much less striking. The resemblance to Western skepticism, on the other hand, looks like they could've just borrowed it from the cliffnotes of some philosophy textbooks. "Brain in a vat" skepticism has been a common thought experiment in western philosophy for decades.

  78. Ea su domine dona eis requiem! by Vexar · · Score: 1

    The last cut in the trailer did scream Harry Potter, yikes! What would add to it is the addition of children uttering spells (which are either rhymes, Latin, or rhymes in Latin, it seems), weird ghastly creatures, and a big steam engine. Well, there are those two ghost creatures in the trailer, so I guess it's down to Latin and locomotives.

    1. Re:Ea su domine dona eis requiem! by Peterus7 · · Score: 1
      Well, the Oracle makes a reference to latin in the first one, and she has a lot of little kids, so I guess that counts... Now we just need a train...

      Hell, the subway's close enough, so there, we have it. Harry Potter and The Matrix. They're all the same.

      But if it came down to Neo vs. Potter, I'd say Neo would wipe Potter all over the place. I mean, he can fricking dodge bullets and screw with reality!

      Still, if Harry Potter had guns, Voldemort wouldn't be much of a problem, would he?

  79. I don't think so by Captain_Chaos · · Score: 1

    Of course, years of working with computers and solving problems logically contribute to a mindset with a need for analysis... which probably means most of Slashdot thinks more like I do, right?

    I don't think so. I'm a programmer and have worked with computers and solved problems logically for years, but I agree with the original poster. I think a lot of people have a tendency to read way too much into movies, books, paintings, etc., and should try to enjoy them on a much lower level.

    I think I'm supported by the fact that most artists, when talking about their own work, say that critics read too much into it and they've mostly made it to satisfy their own creative urges. For example, J.R.R. Tolkien said that the primary motivation for the story of The Lord of the Rings was the "desire of a storyteller to tell a good story" (or something along those lines) and I've heard / read other artists in other fields say similar things. If that's all the artist intended, then who are we to decide that that's not good enough and that there should be more to it?

    I have a suspicion that this desire to analyse artworks and look for a deeper meaning in them is partly snobism. People want to show off, show how clever they are for finding the hidden meaning.

    Of course, I'm not saying that no art has deeper meaning; there are obviously thousands of books, paintings, movies, songs, etc. made with the express intent of the artist to make a point. But that leaves millions that were made "just to be funny" or "just to be good art". In other words, for a random work of art the chance that there was no deeper meaning intended with it is much larger than that there was, and people who say that there is no deeper meaning are most probably right...

    More to the point, I believe The Matrix belongs to the latter category. The Wachowski brothers wanted to make a cool movie with a good (consistent and interesting) story and fantastic special effects in the style of their favourite comics. No deeper meaning than that. In my opinion, by far the most art was made purely for entertainment and should be enjoyed as such...

  80. High number of black cats available! by jasonzzz · · Score: 1


    That is so wrong. There is a run on Black cats especially in the month of October. And guess what? The shelters won't let them go! What the hell is with the supply side control. Set them free!

  81. Read "Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance" by MarsF · · Score: 1

    It's a damn good book and it may help you answer your questions.

    I have the same problem. People tell me to stop analysing things all the time. This book shed light on their views, and helped me to understand my own.

    Cheers,
    Mars

  82. Re:I saw MATRIX RELOADED last night... synopsis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fucking bullshit it was not a synopsis, you've explained everything !

  83. Hey stop poking holes in the story by Botunda · · Score: 1

    Ya big meanie!! :^P

  84. ERRATA by shaunak · · Score: 1

    "I don't know what, if you'll forgive the term, oursider's perspective is. "

    Should read as ...

    "I don't know what, if you'll forgive the term, an outsider's perspective is. "

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