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I said: I wear my CONTACT sunglasses at night.
I wear my contact sunglasses at night
I wear my contact sunglasses at night.
I said to you now: I wear my contact sunglasses at night

http://www.anysonglyrics.com/lyrics/c/corey-heart/sunglasses-at-night.htm

I'm going to assume you don't realize he was reciting song lyrics.

http://www.anysonglyrics.com/lyrics/w/weezer/Bever ly-Hills-Lyrics.htm

It's cider, not soda.

Here are the full lyrics.

And of course, there is the theme song for this topic

HOLLYWOOD, May 23 2005 (Rueters) -- Coming hot on the heels of her smash hit single, My Give A Damn's Busted, Jo De Messina has announced a new record entitled My Sarcasm Sensor's Busted. When questioned about the possibility of this song being seen as repetitive, Ms. Messina had this to say,

"Whereas my previous song was targetted at those who like edgy country, my new song will be targetted at geeks like those found on Slashdot. Since the old song was probably never heard by these young individuals, I'm confident that we'll have record breaking sales!"

Ms. Messina has said that the record will target a May 24th release date, with hopes that it will catch Slashdotters before the story goes off the front page.

City's breaking down on a camel's back.
They just have to go 'cos they dont hold back
So all you fill the streets it's appealing to see
You wont get out the county, 'cos you're bad and free

Windmill, Windmill for the land.
Learn forever hand in hand
Take it all in on your stride
It is sticking, falling down
Love forever love is free
Let's turn forever you and me
Windmill, windmill for the land
Is everybody in?

There are two sides to the border and it doesn't take a genius to figure out which side has benefited the most. We like to look down on Mexico and blame them for problems that essentially we created and continue to perpetuate

Exactly. Ever hear of Molotov?

http://www.anysonglyrics.com/lyrics/m/molotov/frij olero.htm

Return of the Mack http://www.anysonglyrics.com/lyrics/m/markmorrison /returnofthemack.htm

After reading about morse code on this of all sites, this song popped into my head. ;)

Guns don't kill people - rappers do

I've found that lyrics sites are very common offenders. Just Google some lyrics from a popular singer and you will quickly find an infinite source of spyware and adware. Now, they have ads for many different ineffective spyware removers on those sites as well, so they are doing their best to screw their visitors twice.

Quick - someone call EMF! If they redo Unbelievable as Unbeleaguerble, maybe they can get the next exclusive deal after U2 and make a huge comeback!

(If anyone wants to get them started, the original lyrics are here.)

If you wanna learn Chinese, you'll be just like Jin!

-bZj

An RIAA Protestor was beaten up as his cell phone rang "Its all about money" when the RIAA members were unanimously playing "Yesterday all my troubles seemed so far away"

Striving to be common

What sentence would you recommend in the hypothetical case I proposed?

I'm no fan of punishing tree-abusers more strongly than people-abusers. In fact, it really gets me mad when someone gets probation or a light sentence for killing with a car (especially if they're a football player), but someone gets thrown in jail for putting an ostrich to sleep the old-fashioned way.

But as far as determining an "appropriate" sentence... please keep in mind that this happened here in Texas, where justice can be a bit capricious. Heck, if Toby Keith had his way, he's be strung up from the remaining branches of the tall oak tree... for all the people to see...

I think the guy probably considers himself lucky.

Grandpappy told my pappy, back in my day, son
A man had to answer for the wicked that he done
Take all the rope in Texas, find a tall oak tree,
Round up all of them bad boys, hang them high in the street
for all the people to see...