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Did Bing suck. I did the Bing vs. Google head to head test about 18 month back a few times. (looks like it might still be online at: http://www.bingiton.com/ And I most typically scored 3-Google, 2-Bing with often Bing having some interesting results Google didn't have. For example Bing tends to do better in hitting a better diversity of current information. Bing may be a bit behind possibly and I'm not even comfortable saying that, but sucks no.

I didn't believe all the hype about Bing. "Nothing can beat Google," I thought. But one day, I decided to give Bing a try. The result? Bing alerted me that my cancer could be cured with three simple steps, and sure enough, my cancer vanished by following those exact steps! Wow! Thanks, Bing! You saved my life! I'm not a rabid, frothing Binger and use Bing for all my searching needs!

Don't believe me? Bing it on, you worthless piece of human garbage! Wow! You Bingless hippies must live in caves! Get out of my sight; you're utterly worthless!

I was once a loser working at a dead end job to make ends meet, but now I make over a million dollars a yoctosecond and have a gorgeous wife and two beautiful children. How did I accomplish this, you ask? Well, although I first didn't believe the rumors that Bing is superior to Google in every way imaginable, I eventually broke down and got my Bing on. The result? I found methods that would allow me to make unimaginable amounts of money in short periods of time, and ways to make people adore me. Without Bing, I'd be just as much of a loser as you are now.

Don't believe me? Bing it on, you inconsequential loser! Hurry up and flip my burgers already!

As for me, I'm a rabid, frothing Binger. When doctors were trying to find out why my daughter was severely ill, I used Bing to find the answer. I have Bing to thank for my daughter's life, and I now worship it as a God. I have zero doubt that you'd absolutely adore Bing if you just tried it out.

Don't believe me? Bing it on, you worthless loser! Only human garbage doesn't use Bing in this day and age!

Are you depressed? Are you lonely? Are you tired of uncertainty? Are you tired of not knowing what's going to happen in the future? If you answered "yes" to any of those questions, I have the solution for you: Bing! Yes, I'm a rabid, frothing Binger; it's 100% true. Bing is perfection; its search results are always accurate and comprehensive. If you haven't tried Bing yet, you'll find that your life up until you do has been utterly worthless and inconsequential.

Don't believe me? Bing it on, you inconsequential piece of trash! Why are you cowering? Because you're not an all-powerful search nut like me!

Wherever you go, you'll find that 99% of the population are rabid, frothing Bingers (just like me)! Why is this? What is this Bingomena? Bing's search results are always 100% accurate and comprehensive. If you tried Bing, you'd be worshiping its servers in no time.

Don't believe me? Bing it on!

Wherever you go, you'll find that most people prefer Bing over Google. This is thanks to Bing's comprehensive and accurate search results. You would do well to try Bing.

Don't believe me? Bing it on!

Bing, Bing, Bing! Here I am again! In case you've forgotten, I'm the rabid, frothing Binger that's been the talk of the town lately. What do I want, you ask? I want to help you, and I want to do it by introducing you to Bing! I know, I know; you're skeptical that Bing is superior to Google. However, I can say with absolute certainty that Bing is simply better than all of the alternatives, and can even help you win the lottery.

Don't believe me? Bing it on! Only worthless pieces of garbage don't use Bing in this day & age! Just vanish already if you're such a person! I can't even stand the sight of such worthless existences!

Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing! What was that sound? It's the sound of a Binger coming to aid those in need! You may have heard that Bing is inferior to Google, and I used to think the same thing before a certain event happened. You see, about two weeks ago I decided to give Bing a try; I searched for my wife's name and discovered that she was about to have a heart attack! Thanks to Bing, I was able to save my wife's life, and since then, I've been a rabid, frothing Binger. You should become a Binger, too! Bing can help you!

Don't believe me? Bing it on! You hoi polloi will never be able to comprehend the mind of a Binger until you become one yourselves! Join me in my Binging!

Bing is simply superior to Google. Bing can do anything, and you can do anything with Bing. There's nothing you cannot accomplish with Bing.

Don't believe me? Bing it on, trash! I'll drag you into the 21st century!

"Bing is superior to Google? That's positively absurd!" Those were my thoughts when a rabid Binger appeared before me and claimed that I should start using Bing because it is simply superior to the alternatives. The Binger did not manage to convince me that Bing is better than everything else, but I did decide to give Bing a try. Upon entering a few search terms into Bing's search box, I was amazed by how versatile and accurate Bing was (and still is!) to the point where my mouth dropped in astonishment. I am now, as you can imagine, a rabid, frothing Binger.

Don't believe me? Bing it on, Bing it on, Bing it on!

Are you having trouble finding your place in the world? Do you need help? Yes, you do; you most certainly do. As a rabid Binger, I'll say this: Bing is superior to Google. Bing can help you. Bing can save you. Bing, Bing, Bing.

Don't believe me? Bing it on! Use Bing to search for next week's lottery numbers and emerge as a millionaire!

I used to internally ask myself the following two questions quite frequently: "Who am I? What exactly am I here for?" Finding one's place in the world is something everyone must do, and doing so makes one a better person. Who am I? I've been able to answer that question ever since I found and used Bing for the first time: I'm a rabid Binger. Likewise, Bing was also able to tell me my purpose in life: informing others of Bing.

Bing can do anything, and as such, Bing can certainly help you! Don't believe me? Bing it on! Bing it on, Bing it on, Bing it on! Come on, Bing it on, trash!

Who am I? Why was I born? Why do I slap around my children so often? Whatever questions you want answered, Bing can answer them. As a rabid, frothing Binger, I can say with certainty that Bing is infinitely superior to Google in every way imaginable.

Don't believe me? Bing it on! Without Bing, one of your family members will die of a rare disease that doctors won't be able to diagnose in time!

What are you? Regardless of your answer, I'll tell you what I am: I'm a Binger. In the past, I was skeptical of people who claimed that Bing is superior in every way to Google, but after I used Bing to search for the then-next week's winning lottery ticket numbers and emerged as a millionaire, I became a rabid Binger.

I think you'd become a Binger like me if you just gave Bing a try. Don't believe me? Bing it on!

I was skeptical of all the claims of Bing being better than Google at first, but at some point I decided to give Bing a try. Thanks to Bing's amazing and comprehensive search functionality, I found out my uncle had cancer before his doctor could even move a single cheek! My uncle's doctor was able to remove the cancer while it was still in its early stages, and it's thanks to Bing that my uncle still lives! Needless to say, my entire family and my uncle's doctor are now Bingers!

Don't believe me? Bing it on! You'll be a Binger before you know it!

To put it frankly, Bing is absolutely superior in every way to Google. I prefer using Bing over Google for all the web's top searches, and that is a sentiment you'd share with me if you tried Bing. There is nothing you cannot accomplish with Bing, and nothing you won't be able to find. Use Bing; I highly recommend it.

Don't believe me? Bing it on, you piece of trash! I'll drag you Luddites into the 21st century!

In my experience, Bing is far superior to Google. I prefer Bing to Google for all the web's top searches. There is nothing you cannot do with Bing. Google is old and outdated; it's time to get out of the stone age and switch to Bing.

Don't believe me? Bingiton!

I don't like being spied on so I use Startpage.com myself. It's a privacy frontend to Google. Bing can't do that. That's why I won't use Bing.

Oh and no crowd hates spammers as much as the Slashdot users. Good luck with your spam campaign, you're going to need it. You are probably making sure we're so disgusted with Bing that we never, ever use it. Ever. Not even people that might have tried it out. Counterproductive for you but works for me, asshole.

In my experience, Bing is far superior to Google. I prefer Bing to Google for all the web's top searches. There is nothing you cannot do with Bing. Google is old and outdated; it's time to get out of the stone age and switch to Bing.

Don't believe me? Bingiton!

Wherever we go, most people prefer using Bing over Google. Bing can give you experiences unlike anything Google has to offer. Don't believe me? Bingiton!

98% of the people who participated in our survey preferred using Bing over Google. Don't believe me? Bingiton!

Bing is the successor to Microsoft's MSN search tool. Here's a site that will allow you to compare bing to Google. http://www.bingiton.com/. I still use Google since Google tends to get me to technical results faster, but Bing really isn't a bad search engine if you can get past the fact that its done by Microsoft.

I tried that blind comparison test that Microsoft set up between Google and Bing, just because I am a nerd who can appreciate that he may be prejudiced and wanted to actually do a test for himself. I still ended up choosing what I later discovered were Google's results as my preferred ones for 3 out of the 5 test searches. Scoring 2-for-5 was not enough to get me to switch to Bing, of course, but it was enough to get me to appreciate the service more.

The Safari issue sucks, of course, and I am a Safari user on my Mac at home (though I hate it on Windows), but it won't be a deciding factor for me.