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Gdk-ERROR **: Fatal IO error 9 (Bad file descriptor) on X server :0.0.
attraction: domain error: forces on balls too great

Here is a screenshot.

Not that it's exactly on topic, but here are links to a few other pictures of Windows error messages and bluescreens from the same site that I thought were funny.

Gdk-ERROR **: Fatal IO error 9 (Bad file descriptor) on X server :0.0.
attraction: domain error: forces on balls too great

Here is a screenshot.

Not that it's exactly on topic, but here are links to a few other pictures of Windows error messages and bluescreens from the same site that I thought were funny.

Or if they weren't careful they would get a sack full. Please be careful.

Let's all give a cheer for Scott landing his new wife! Way to go, fatinator! Woo-woo! Sexy mamma!

A soon as the fatinator sees this pile of love you are going to be out the door, babe!

Here are two women warming themselves up for hot, steamy monkey-pig sex with the Flabinator. Hot Mammas!

Heres the ultimate proof!

"My operating costs have gone up 1,000 percent this year, just so I can figure out how to get around all these filters."

Oh, cry me a river.

In similar news, pedophiles today said that recent high-profile child abductions have made it harder for them to find front yards full of succulent babies to rape.

Here's a fun link that'll hopefully get me modded up a bit:

http://www.boners.com/grub/384011.html

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You never thought this would happen would you?

the sign outside of the AC's headquarters

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This one, you mean? (Don't mind the URL. It's the newest creation of the kind folk at rotten.com.)

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