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Evidence Found of Lake, Catastrophic Flood on Mars

angkor points to this article on spaceflightnow.com, excerpting: "Scientists 'have discovered a large former lake in the highlands of Mars that would cover an area the size of Texas and New Mexico combined.'"

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  1. the bible was right... by RogueProtoKol · · Score: 4, Funny

    ... except the massive flood which lasted 40 days and 40 nights was on mars not earth! now i wonder what happened to noah and all the animals?

    1. Re:the bible was right... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      in retrospect was noah actually in the bible?

      if not oops!

    2. Re:the bible was right... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure was. So, what the hell are you talking about?

    3. Re:the bible was right... by ComaVN · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yes he was.

      Why would so many people believe something as preposterous as the world-wide flood actually happened about 5000 years ago or so if it wasn't in the bible?

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    4. Re:the bible was right... by tuxedo-steve · · Score: 3, Funny

      now i wonder what happened to noah and all the animals?

      They're on the spaceship with Elvis. Running the US shadow government from orbit. Advising Bush to advance troops to within 400 cubits of Baghdad.

      That kind of thing.

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    5. Re:the bible was right... by prmths · · Score: 1

      There is no evidence to disprove of a flood. There are fossil records of 'misplaced' sediments from around that time. If memory serves, several other 'holy books' also mention 'great floods'
      The 'holy books' are sure to have some historic truths, how they were (are) interpereted is another story. Unfortunately, all these old accounts of history are very much written as interpereted, not necessarily as observed and only as observed. Also, if i remember correctly, the bible (or its precursor) was never put down in writing until a few centuries (or was it melinia (sp?)) after the first recorded events were supposed to have happened.

    6. Re:the bible was right... by ComaVN · · Score: 1

      Sure, there may have been a terrible flood, but I think there is reasonable doubt about the possibility of a flood that covers ALL mountains.
      As you say there may be some historic truth in holy books, but what I object to is people taking these books literally, and denying that these stories may be exagerated and mystified.

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    7. Re:the bible was right... by prmths · · Score: 1

      gullible people spawn gullible people...
      i used to talk to this one girl that was enthusiastic about the 'rapture' and couldnt wait to die and meet god... she was 16 then
      heh
      needless to say that i cut the relation. those types scare me... it's hard to believe that people like that are actually out there..
      I honestly had no idea those types were still around till a college bio class i was in... i remember losing all faith in mankind at that point.
      i honestly thought that stuff was just another set of childhood stories.. like santa clause or the easter bunny.. I never did put much faith in them... despite being raised catholic.. none of those stories ever added up or made sense to me..

    8. Re:the bible was right... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't think it was world-wide. After all, the world was the immediate surroundings for someone living 5000 years ago. It might have been a flood in the current Iran/Iraq region. So there probably is a natural phenomena behind that.

    9. Re:the bible was right... by ComaVN · · Score: 1

      I don't think it was world-wide.
      Neither do I, but the bible is pretty clear on the subject. And I don't think an omniscient god thinks of the world as the immediate surroundings of his main characters.

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    10. Re:the bible was right... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Why are so many people inclined to believe that Mars had a catastrophic flood but they don't believe the Earth had a similar event take place 5000 years ago?

    11. Re:the bible was right... by d2002xx · · Score: 0

      Because they were educated that. It's a shame......

    12. Re:the bible was right... by cruachan · · Score: 2, Informative

      Several possible flood events that could have caused it, most probably the flooding of the Black sea or the Mediterranian, although the flooding North Sea Plain at the end of the ice age must have been pretty traumatic to people at the time.

    13. Re:the bible was right... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's a huge crater near the middle east that may explain why there was a huge flood about 5000 years ago.

      Many, many stories agree with the Biblical story of a catastrophic flood, Gilgamesh just to name one of them. I find it highly likely that there was indeed a large flood on Earth, maybe localized to the Middle East or at least that portion of the Earth. People that say otherwise just can't accept the fact that the Bible might actually have some factual information in it.

    14. Re:the bible was right... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Take it outside, God-boy!

    15. Re:the bible was right... by BrokenHalo · · Score: 1

      I thought the bible was Kernighan & Ritchie's (Zen and the Art of the) C programming language... :-)

    16. Re:the bible was right... by Steve+Franklin · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Not to get into the middle of a semi-religious debate, but there are strong parallels between the Mosaic concept of the Flood and Plato's Atlantis, destroyed by what he calls "a sea of mud"--if we are to believe his geography, somewhere in what is now West Africa south of the Atlas mountains. The capitol of this "Atlantis" consisted of a series of circular channels and land areas forming concentric circles whose source must have been a now dry river flowing south from the Atlas. The clear implication is that a dam upriver was breached and that the subsequent flooding produced the sea of mud described. This may have been the result of natural seismic activity or it may have had something to do with the war described by Diodorus Siculus in which Atlantis was attacked by the female warrior Amazons.

      The animal part of the story, on the other hand, has clear astrological implications, as do the animals who gather around the newly born "king" at Bethlehem. See "Hamlet's Mill" for a discussion of the association of "floods" with the precession of the equinoxes and the "sinking" of the equinoctial star beneath the celestial equator.

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    17. Re:the bible was right... by Yunzil · · Score: 3, Funny

      There is no evidence to disprove of a flood.

      There's also no evidence to disprove that there's a flying purple elephant reading over your shoulder right now. DON'T LOOK! If you look he disappears.

    18. Re:the bible was right... by juliao · · Score: 1

      Built a spaceship called the Ark and came to Earth.
      Don't you people read the bible?

    19. Re:the bible was right... by Zenjive · · Score: 1

      I don't doubt that there was some massive flood around 5000 years ago, it's the part about a guy building a boat and putting both genders of every species in it that I have a hard time believing!

      Also, the flood most likely was not world-wide but probably covered a huge portion of the middle eastern area, probably due to a massive earthquake. Look at the Caspian Sea and tell me that there's no possibilty that that area was not always under water.

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    20. Re:the bible was right... by Oztun · · Score: 2

      I thought the real problem is that when the "great flood" was documented the earth was supposed to be flat. In order for someone to verify the flood they would also have discovered the earth was round.

    21. Re:the bible was right... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't forget Therea.

    22. Re:the bible was right... by Arthur+Dent · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Probably loose karma for this, but I can't let this slide: You said:

      >So why are there fossillized sea creatures on top of Mt. Everest?

      You don't need a flood to put fossils on top of Mt. Everest. Mt. Everest formed when the Indian continental plate rammed into the Asian continental plate. That collision raised the sea-bed to the height it is now.

      In fact, Mt Everest is still growing (at about 2 cm/year).

      >Just from the earth's magnetic field rate of decrease alone,
      >there is ample evidence for a very young (~6000 years) earth indeed.

      You do know that the earth's magnetic field periodically reverses itself don't you? see http://image.gsfc.nasa.gov/poetry/ask/amag.html for more information.

      >Why object to something that has hard scientific evidence like Po halos [halos.com]?

      Mmm, maybe because it is *not* hard or scientific? See: http://www.talkorigins.org/faqs/po-halos/gentry.ht ml for more information.

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    23. Re:the bible was right... by operagost · · Score: 1
      Wow, the Catholic church sure does produce a lot of Atheists...

      There's a wealth of information on the internet about the Judeo-Christian faith. You might want to look it up. It's funny how most everyone accepts the science that's taught to them in school, but they reject anything spiritual without having bothered to research it. I play Devil's Advocate (pardon the irony) to every "fact" I come across, thereby avoiding becoming a victim of the latest Piltdown Man or Good Times virus scam.

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    24. Re:the bible was right... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, I don't know of anyone who denies that many of the Biblical myths are based on actual historical occurrences. The flood is one example; it descends from Babylonian/Sumerian flood legends that historians believe are based on the flooding of one of the fertile plains that became the Black and Mediterranean seas. To claim that people "can't accept the fact that the Bible might actually have some factual information in it" is a strawman, plain and simple.

      What people such as myself deny is that the Judeo/Christain/Islamic creation myth (or the Babylonian, Greek, Chinese, etc. creation myths), as well as everything else in the Bible, must be literally and completely accurate. We dislike the obtuse insistence by religious fanatics that the mountains of scientific evidence to the contrary are fabrications. We object to the idiotic concept of treating them as factual histories, rather than myths which can be used as historical references once the hyperbole is removed. Please get that straight next time.

    25. Re:the bible was right... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Strawman arguments are not insightful. Please correct this.

      No one denies any number of cataclysmic flood events in Earth's recent history. Within the last 100,000 years or so (IIRC), the Mediterranean was a fertile plain, as was the Black Sea. The flooding of both basins is within theoretical human memory. The last Ice Age created any number of huge lakes (including one covering most of Minnesota), and the receding of the glaciers would have created vast floods. Furthermore, the Mesopotamian civilizations were located on flood plains, which means floods are, well, not unexpected. Including floods that are, like, real big. If they were unexpected, it wouldn't be called a flood plain, now would it? Many Biblical myths appear to be based on Babylonian/Sumerian mythology, so a flood story isn't exactly unexpected.

      As for why people don't believe in a global flood 5000 years ago, it's because there's zero evidence of one. Zero. Zip. Zilch. Nada. None whatsoever. And until the creation pseudoscientists come up with some, there's no reason to believe it happened.

    26. Re:the bible was right... by Izmunuti · · Score: 1

      "catastrophic flood" is not the same thing as "global flood covering the Earth up to the mountain tops". I understand that there is quite a bit of evidence for various localized "catastrophic" floods on the Earth, like when a natural dam breaks, but none at all for a "global flood". Where'd all the water go anyway?

    27. Re:the bible was right... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why are so many people inclined to believe that Mars had a catastrophic flood but they don't believe the Earth had a similar event take place 5000 years ago?

      Because we hate Jesus. Boy, do we ever hate him!

      I suppose we could talk about the difference between a localized flood and a global one that covered the highest mountains (nobody is claiming there was a global flood on Mars) but you wouldn't find that nearly as self-aggrandizing, would you? No, the truth is that we hate Jesus. We all do.

      *rolls eyes*

    28. Re:the bible was right... by albanac · · Score: 1

      Mainly because a) it's in a great many other places as well and b) if you ignore the dating, and do a little research, a good many things begin to mesh.

      Treating these points in reverse order: claiming that the Bible says the world is ~5000 years old is a literary fallacy which started 300 years or so ago. It is based on an arithmetical treatment of the Pentateuch, averaged out for approximate generational ages and with a few hacks to deal with the unlikely ages given for certain individuals in the geneaologies (eg. Methuselah). The problem with this methodology is that 'son of', or 'begat', which are the two usual translations into English from Latin for the link-words in the genealogy lists, do not literally mean 'this person was this other person's direct child'. In the original, the phrase used translates into English best as 'descendent of'. ie, you can't add up the list and arrive at an age for the earth.

      Social evidence for a period of catastrophic seismic activity and large-scale flooding shows up all over the place; Persia, Israel, Norse mythology, Chinese mythology, Mayan/Aztec/Inca mythologies, Canadian mythology, Mongolian mythology... even the Australian aborigines. Every race of mankind which has any kind of serious oral tradition (that I've ever studied) has a flood myth, usually tied fairly closely to the creation myth. This is anecdotal, obviously, as all historical sources must be. However, there's a great many of them, from totally un-linked cultural backgrounds. There is a certain amount of weight built up by this.

      Thus, one can reasonably argue that within the self-conscious history of the human race there was a period of catastrophic activity involving earthquakes, volcanos and floods which made a fairly serious impact on people's minds. As it happens, geologists tell us that around 22,500 years ago there was indeed a catastrophic period of seismic activity and serious floods, which affected a very long list of places.

      So there is not necessarily any reason to argue that the various flood myths are constructed out of whole-cloth. Several of them are clearly constructed out of each other mind you (eg. the Genesis flood myth being based clearly on the Babylonian Epic of Gilgamesh).

      ~cHris

    29. Re:the bible was right... by killeroonie · · Score: 1

      A more reasonable interpretation is that all civilizations develop near rivers to provide fresh drinking water. All rivers flood, given enough time. It's not surprising then every civilization will have a story about the "big flood" back in the olden times.

    30. Re:the bible was right... by schwatoo · · Score: 2

      "There's also no evidence to disprove that there's a flying purple elephant reading over your shoulder right now. DON'T LOOK! If you look he disappears."

      So that would be a quantum flying purple elephant then?

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  2. fire water burn by ComaVN · · Score: 5, Funny

    Of course, it would be more useful to cover arizona and colorado with a lake at the moment.

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  3. Re:Viable business-models? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    this is what Ask Slashdot is for m8

  4. Great!! by Pseud0 · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'm packing my swimsuit!

    uhh.. no.. wait.. "former"... *mumble*

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    1. Re:Great!! by uncoveror · · Score: 0, Troll

      Mars once was warmer, and had liquid water. Well duh! We have know this since the Viking mission in the seventies. And we have also known about the Martians, or as they call themselves, the Zhti Ti Kofft! http://www.uncoveror.com/zhtitikofft.htm http://www.uncoveror.com/martians.htm http://www.uncoveror.com/mars2.htm Why do they keep pretending we didn't already know this stuff?

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  5. Mmm. by Renraku · · Score: 1, Funny

    Mmm. Mars.

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    1. Re:Mmm. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mmmmm, indeed!

      Every numbnut with a telescope for the last 200 years knew about past water on Mars. How is this news?

    2. Re:Mmm. by Lord+Apathy · · Score: 1

      I don't think the important news is water in the past but there might be water remaining. I say past because no matter what the evidence shows we won't know for sure until some human or some probe holds up a cup of martian water.

      While the evidence is getting real good and I do think that the water is there I'm just not 100% ready to jump into the martian water hand basket just yet.

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  6. Not that big by ObviousGuy · · Score: 1

    Here on Earth we have a desert that covers the size of Texas and Arizona and New Mexico, easily.

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    1. Re:Not that big by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      There's also enough sand in northern Africa to cover the Sahara desert!

    2. Re:Not that big by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And would that desert *be* Texas, Arizona and New Mexico?

  7. Inland sea? by ObitMan · · Score: 3, Interesting

    with that amount of area wouldn't it be better referred to as an inland sea like the Great Lakes or the Black sea?

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    1. Re:Inland sea? by hdparm · · Score: 1
      Black Sea is not an 'inland' sea. It's naturally connected to Mediterannean Sea.

      One example of an 'inland' sea would be Kaspian Sea.

      I agree with your point, though - water surface that would cover the area of Texas + New Mexico is definitely large enough to deserve a name of Sea, rather than Lake.

    2. Re:Inland sea? by ObitMan · · Score: 0

      I might have been thinking about the Caspian when I wrote that. I think the thought of the surface area made me think of the Black Sea.
      Need to dig out the National Geo's or an almanac when I get home to compare surface area.

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    3. Re:Inland sea? by hdparm · · Score: 1
      Kaspian (or Caspian) Sea = 435000 km^2

      Black Sea = 432000 km^2

      Texas = 695671 km^2

      New Mexico = 314309 km^2

      These are all from random sites returned by Google - I believe fairly close to correct figures. The area up there on Mars is bigger than Black and K(C)aspian Sea together.

      Definitely qualifies to be named 'sea'.

    4. Re:Inland sea? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought the defintion of lakes and seas depends on salt water not the size?

    5. Re:Inland sea? by linzeal · · Score: 1

      The black sea was an inland lake, and the change to its current state was probably similar to what occured on mars in this story. It is theorized that event is what is known throughout most world religions as the universal flood story.

    6. Re:Inland sea? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What about Salt LAKE?

    7. Re:Inland sea? by epiphani · · Score: 1
      No.


      A sea implies salt water. The black sea is accually a sea, because its salt water. I have never heard the great lakes (freshwater) referred to as an inland sea, and I grew up in Ontario.

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    8. Re:Inland sea? by SEWilco · · Score: 1
      The Black Sea flood rose about six inches a day, with the shoreline extending by a mile a day. With the shoreline moving 20 miles, refugees had to move beyond the horizon. One widely cited paper points out that many refugees may have left the area (an area with access to all the connected continents), taking farming technologies with them. This could have spread a "Flood" story widely...particularly as many refugees could have also been refugees from earlier flooding of Mesopotamian rivers.

      It didn't help that the lake had been fresh (very lightly salted) water, and the farmers could not become fishermen because their experience was with freshwater fish and shellfish which were killed -- and we don't know how long it took for saltwater fish to enter and survive above the submerged fresh water layer.

    9. Re:Inland sea? by The_Shadows · · Score: 3, Funny

      >better referred to as an inland sea like the Great Lakes

      I'm not even going to comment on this.

    10. Re:Inland sea? by rocjoe71 · · Score: 1

      The Great Lakes are lakes because they're freshwater. They will never be "inland seas". The Black Sea is a sea because it is made of saltwater.

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    11. Re:Inland sea? by Conare · · Score: 1

      A sea implies salt water. The black sea is accually a sea, because its salt water. I have never heard the great lakes (freshwater) referred to as an inland sea, and I grew up in Ontario.

      Right! Just like Utah's Great Salt Lake ... uh sea uh...

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  8. What does it really matter? by olethrosdc · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I think I ought to summarize the current 'mars' situation. I don't have anything against exploring mars, etc, but it seems to me like people are trying to make worthwhile stories out of trivia.

    I think we have been bombarded with the "news" of water on Mars for long enough so far. First it was the polar ice cape water residue, which was quite important. Then there was the hydrogen-trace confirmation, which is perhaps not so important, though it does show that there might be water close enough to the surface to be extracted. However this particular data is completely irrelevant unless there are plans to actually go there and extract water.

    Now they have finished a high-resolution altitude map. They used this to calculate the possible origin of the water that shaped a valley, and traced it to something looking like a lake basin. Again, nice, since people theorize that if there were life on mars, there would be a higher chance that it had existed at a lake.

    But, is this important? As far as I am concerned, the answer is no, unless someone decides to actually send a mission to the planet to gather hard evidence. Which currently seems impossible, considering the amount of money wasted on the ISS (which has no clear function IMHO).

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    1. Re:What does it really matter? by g4dget · · Score: 2
      But, is this important? As far as I am concerned, the answer is no, unless someone decides to actually send a mission to the planet to gather hard evidence. Which currently seems impossible, considering the amount of money wasted on the ISS (which has no clear function IMHO).

      It matters because this may provide another good incentive to stop wasting money on the ISS and start investing it in unmanned, robotic Mars probes again.

    2. Re:What does it really matter? by Boiling_point_ · · Score: 5, Interesting
      But, is this important? As far as I am concerned, the answer is no, unless someone decides to actually send a mission to the planet to gather hard evidence.

      An awful lot of useful data is gained by remote sensing Mars - just like on Earth. You don't have to touch down in order to learn.

      Different forms of matter have things called spectal signatures - the particular pattern of all the different wavelengths emitted/reflected. You can use these signatures to work out what sort of stuff rocks are made of, how old they are, what concentrations they're in and in what patterns they lie.

      On Earth it's arguably more interesting, since you can tell different types of vegetation and settlement patterns just by measuring, say, the infra-red or ultraviolet you can see.

      Research on Mars isn't about Martian life, all of the time. It's not even about terraforming and possible future human settlement - it's about taking science developed and theorised on Earth and applying it in new and challenging locations. By finding evidence of a huge body of water on Mars, we now know that all the theories of Martian geohistory (is that a word?) that rely on a small volume of past surface water are less likely to be true. This sort of stuff might be important in ways we don't know yet.

      ...it seems to me like people are trying to make worthwhile stories out of trivia.

      Sure, plenty of people like to think of the possibilities and implications of teeny lifeforms sprouting up on a nearby planet. Fewer people, but they are out there, are just as fascinated by the basic interactions of huge universal systems and forces - of things on a scale millions of orders of magnitude bigger. Sometimes the news doesn't need to be dramatic, if you've got your eye on a bigger picture anyway :)

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    3. Re:What does it really matter? by Anarchofascist · · Score: 5, Interesting

      ... there might be water close enough to the surface to be extracted. However this particular data is completely irrelevant unless there are plans to actually go there and extract water.

      I don't understand your lack of understanding. I'll try to put it into simple terms:

      A: Water on Mars makes Mars more interesting to visit, because where there's water there is/was life.
      B: Water is to rockets what petroleum is to cars.

      Therefore, these discoveries make Mars easier to return from, and make it a more interesting place to visit. Therefore it is more likely that one or more countries (probably the Chinese at this rate) will want to pay to send people there.

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    4. Re:What does it really matter? by LordLucless · · Score: 1

      Uh, water doesn't mean there is or was life, it means there could be life.

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    5. Re:What does it really matter? by hyacinthus · · Score: 2

      "A: Water on Mars makes Mars more interesting to visit, because where there's water there is/was life.
      "B: Water is to rockets what petroleum is to cars.

      "Therefore, these discoveries make Mars easier to return from, and make it a more interesting place to visit."

      So, in other words, the discoveries of this latest exploration of Mars are vital, because...they make it easier to explore Mars some more! Yeah!

      It's odd. When I was a kid up until my late teens, I was all for space exploration. I read _Astronomy_ and _Sky and Telescope_ magazines all the time and watched out for the latest Voyager pictures, I devoured Arthur C. Clarke's writings, I waited for the day when there would be manned expeditions to the Moon and Mars. I'm not exactly sure when the disillusionment came. The fight over funding the Superconducting Supercollider versus the space station had something to do with it, because it made me aware for the first time how much the funding of these massive projects had to do with bringing the pork home to defence contractors and how little it had to do with science.

      So I don't go in for these "onwards and upwards into space for no particular reason" projects any more. Periodically we're told of new evidence (often old evidence dusted off) of water/organic compounds/primitive life on Mars--all of which seems to me calculated to keep up the rate of spending on space exploration. Most of the reasons I've seen offered for why we should care about such discoveries are on the line of yours: they justify further exploration. Rather a circular justification, don't you think?

      It's all about exploitation in the end. Talk all you want about scientific discovery, in the end, it's all about colonization and military exploitation. None of which will benefit people like me, of course. To quote (well, misquote) the astronomy Robert Burnham, when asked if he was excited about the prospect of someday flying to the Moon, "Are you kidding? I can barely afford to fly to New York."

      hyacinthus.

    6. Re:What does it really matter? by mysticgoat · · Score: 1

      Gee, I guess it's a matter of what you consider trivial.

      Mars is kind of interesting. There is only one of it, and it stands out well against the black backdrop of space. In the altogether, Mars is pretty unique.

      Now don't take this personally, but you are only as unique as 6 billion other people. And you pretty much blend in with the crowd.

      There are 6 billion stories on the blue marble. Yours is but one of them.

      I think it's useful to keep a proper perspective about such things. If the human experience was about important stuff, then, heck, with 6 billion variations of the basic theme running around, I think we can pretty much say that no matter how you want to go at measuring it, everything important about being human has been done. A lot of times.

      But learning new stuff about Mars is entertaining, like a walk through the Boston Museum of Fine Arts, or listening to Classical Gas, or seeing a Lucas film. This type of experience can twist my life into a new shape. Maybe a minor twist, or maybe a total change. The only thing I can count on when I have an "art" experience is that I'll be changed in some unexpected way by it. So even though this is a "trivial" experience that hasn't added dollars to my bank account, finding out there was once a big swimming hole on Mars adds something priceless to my imaginations and my life.

      Importance is, apparently, something you measure. A way to quantify your life. But when you have counted all the grains of sand and measured all the values of your life down to the the last cent, you've got one row of numbers that really doesn't seem all that significant among the 6 billion other rows. I'd rather look at my life's value in a different way.

      So I see the effort we put into learning about Mars as similar to the engineering effort and cost that goes into a Star Wars movie, and I expect the same kind of return on investment: some unexpected change, maybe minor, maybe not. I think our explorations of space are one of the new art forms of our times.

    7. Re:What does it really matter? by SN74S181 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      None of which will benefit people like me, of course.

      You're right, you know. The space program should be cancelled, so the money can be used to ensure that bags of chips and six packs of beer can be regularly delivered to your door by courier.

    8. Re:What does it really matter? by Jeppe+Salvesen · · Score: 2

      considering the amount of money wasted on the ISS (which has no clear function IMHO).

      The ISS does research in a micro-gravity environment, is a unifying force in space exploration and a good platform for testing if the life support systems for a mission to mars is up to the task.

      Basically, the ISS can reduce the risk of wasting a lot of money on a doomed mission to mars.

      Oh, and it'll be a really bright, shining object when it's done. Expect cults to evolve around it.

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      Stop the brainwash

    9. Re:What does it really matter? by nomadic · · Score: 2

      I don't understand your lack of understanding. I'll try to put it into simple terms:

      B: Water is to rockets what petroleum is to cars.


      And you're insulting his lack of understanding. Petroleum provides energy to cars. Find me an extraplanetary rocket that runs on water.

    10. Re:What does it really matter? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      heard of hydrogen?

    11. Re:What does it really matter? by No+One · · Score: 2, Insightful

      See, here's the deal. See that big yellow light bulb in the big room with the blue ceiling? We know, sooner or later, that that light's going to burn out. We also know that, before it does, it'll get real big. If we're not off Earth by the time it happens, there won't be any people left. And that's assuming we don't manage to render ourselves extinct by any of the other ways we're doing our best to kill ourselves off with. Either way, the space program is our only means of assuring that the human race goes on without Earth. Maybe it doesn't benefit you directly, but your heirs will benefit. It assures that you will have heirs, period.

      Yeah, maybe it's military applications that get the funding. But that's no reason to throw them out, when they can be used for good for a change.

      Probably Mars colonization will never benefit people like you and me. But how about colonization of the asteroid belt? Lessons learned in Mars investigation could apply just as well. And if you're too short-sighted to see the benefits to you and me in mining the asteroids (how does "ridiculously large supply of raw materials" sound), I suggest you visit your opthamologist today.

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    12. Re:What does it really matter? by hyacinthus · · Score: 2

      Okaaay. Let me put it this way: why should I and my friends and others like us, who are usually two paychecks away from bankruptcy because of rent and taxes, and live in fear that a serious illness or a broken leg might bring us to financial ruin (as happened to an acquaintance of mine last year), work up much enthusiasm for government funding to fuel _your_ Star-Trek-inspired fantasies of going where no man has gone before? Hmm? Why should we care?

      hyacinthus.

    13. Re:What does it really matter? by jmichaelg · · Score: 2

      All of your arguments are valid. However, seems to me that we really ought to colonize the moon before we get all hot and bothered about Mars. Lots of the lessons we'd learn from a Mars mission could probably be gleaned from a Moon colony.

      Besides, we really ought to have a giant radio telescope on the far side of the moon - where else can you get radio silence these days?

    14. Re:What does it really matter? by No+One · · Score: 1

      No arguments there. But I don't see why we shouldn't send exploratory missions to Mars while we're working on the Moon colony. The better Mars is explored before we start planning the colony, the better chance it'll have. And the longer the period we have good data for, the better we can predict changes that might affect a human colony.

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    15. Re:What does it really matter? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because without exploring and learning about our universe, our species will eventually be wiped off the Earth?

      I know it's a bit hard to care about people who wont be born for thousands of years, but this planet IS doomed, and we need to escape it to survive. That's why.

      Personally, I'd prefer to be part of the exploring and learning, rather than one of the ignorant people who says "Why should I care about the future, or my descendants? Let them figure out Space"

    16. Re:What does it really matter? by nomadic · · Score: 1

      Yes, I have heard of hydrogen. They use it in rockets. Know what they don't use? WATER.

    17. Re:What does it really matter? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      BURN!

      Heh, sorry

    18. Re:What does it really matter? by crsm · · Score: 2, Informative

      And you're insulting his lack of understanding. Petroleum provides energy to cars. Find me an extraplanetary rocket that runs on water

      Uhh... I would be a little more carefull about that "insulting...lack of confidence" part of yours.
      The main booster of the Shuttle runs by burning hydrogen and oxygen into water. Reverse the process and you're producing rocket fuel from water.

    19. Re:What does it really matter? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You remind me of a Herman cartoon. Three "cavemen" are sitting around. One of the postulates that the Earth is a ball circeling the sun and that the stars are other suns. The other two look quite upset. Then one of them says, "Good thing we have a weapon against nuts like him." The other asks, "Yea, whats that?". To which the other skeptic replied, "A majority."

      With thinking like yours we would still be eating our meat raw, and using rocks to protect orselves from lions.

    20. Re:What does it really matter? by jheinen · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Oh, I dunno, maybe 'cause some of us have children who will probably have children, who will have children, ad infinitum, and at some point life on Earth may no longer be viable. It would be nice to have someplace else to go.

      Or it might be interesting to find out whether or not life ever got started someplace else besides here, and if so, how it relates to life on this planet so that we have more information on which to base our decisions on how we manage Earth.

      There is more to life than the here and now.

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    21. Re:What does it really matter? by nomadic · · Score: 1

      Let me say it again. The analogy was wrong. I'm not just nitpicking here; claiming that the presence of water on Mars means that we'll be able to refuel spacecraft there easily is also wrong. We also need launch facilities, energy to run the splitting process (solar panels? then factor in the cost of importing the large amount needed to Mars), the other chemicals needed for the rocket (like helium for repressuring propellant lines during entry), etc. You can't just put water in the tank and expect it to go.

    22. Re:What does it really matter? by G-funk · · Score: 2

      Find me an extraplanetary rocket that runs on water

      I will when you find me a car that runs on petroleum.

      No car runs on petroleum. They run on a combustable chemical (sometimes petroleum, sometimes old fish-n-chips oil), and OXYGEN. Water, is simply a convenient way to store a combustible chemical (hydrogen) and oxygen.

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    23. Re:What does it really matter? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmmm, I wonder what the H in H2O stands for.

    24. Re:What does it really matter? by Afrosheen · · Score: 3, Funny

      You can't just put water in the tank and expect it to go

      Oh really smart guy? Then explain why my little water powered rocket flies after I pump it up for 5 minutes! Water CAN make rockets fly!

  9. Texas by selderrr · · Score: 5, Funny

    What is it with texas these days ? ./ seems to measure anything extraterestrial in STU (Standard Texas Units).

    Just for clarity : is this a metric unit ? Can we count in Millitexi, picotexi, GIGATEXI (drooldrool) ?

    1. Re:Texas by ObviousGuy · · Score: 1

      1 STU is X * football fields

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    2. Re:Texas by Rhinobird · · Score: 5, Funny

      No it's an English unit. See there is the base Standard Texas Unit (STU) which is sub-divided into 4840 square Rhode Islands (RI). Each Rhode Island is of course 160 square Country Miles. (as opposed to a regular mile) Each coutry mile is divided into 220 City blocks. Eventually you end up with smidgeons and skoshies.

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    3. Re:Texas by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Texibyte.

    4. Re:Texas by kpetruse · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but we are in Europe so we should be using the Standard Belgium Unit (or its full name, the Standard (in terms of the treaty of Utrecht 1996 (sub paragraph 26(a)) Belgium (as defined by the agreement of Mainz, March 1993 (later confirmed by the Cork Treaty April 1996)) Unit (or "le Unit Belgique de Standarde").

      One Belgium is .346 of a Texas in standard notation, (if following the Mornington rules) although can be .347 in high season.

    5. Re:Texas by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Only as ridiculous as somebody mandating that his foot be used as a standard unit of measurement.

    6. Re:Texas by JabberWokky · · Score: 5, Funny
      One Belgium is .346 of a Texas in standard notation, (if following the Mornington rules) although can be .347 in high season.

      Y'all should just adopt the Southern Standard of Measurement. In the American Deep South, we only have one unit, the yonder, which can be applied to any distance easily... since the space between any two points is always equal to precisely one yonder. The wrench is in the toolchest over yonder, and the city of San Francisco is over yonder thataway, and eta Ursae Majoris is up yonder.

      The square yonder doesn't exist. Area is generally defined by it's boundaries - trees, roads, creeks, churches and bars. Don't even start to ask about a cubic yonder. Volume is the domain of women, who use a wide variety of terms such as smidgen, speck, dollop, drown and drop, all used only in cooking and baking.

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    7. Re:Texas by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The plural of Texas isn't Texi. -as just happens to be a Greek ending, the proper pluralization of which is -ai. So the plural of Texas is Texai.

    8. Re:Texas by shirro · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I like the concept of the STU.

      Unfortunately NASA can not do metric conversion even if their space craft depend on it. Since, like most world citizens I have no concept of how big a mile is, it is a relief we can all speak in STU.

      Everyone knows that Texas is big (except for Alaskans). Not as big as a decent Australian state(or electoral division or farm) but bigger than any of those puny little European countries.

      I can envision Texas sitting in the bottom quarter of Western Australia, or taking up two thirds of South Australia, and I can start to think in terms of how often I would have to fill my car to drive around it.

      But New Mexico! Nobody knows or gives a shit about them. Keep to multiples of Texas or nothing!

    9. Re:Texas by Xaoswolf · · Score: 3, Funny

      How does the Library of Congress fit into this? Or is it perhaps a liquid measure?

    10. Re:Texas by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No wonder the south lost.

    11. Re:Texas by Black+Perl · · Score: 2

      Only as ridiculous as somebody mandating that his foot be used as a standard unit of measurement

      Or one's yard.

      Hmm.. the average Californian's yard now measures about a yard. Maybe it's not as ridiculous as it used to be.

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    12. Re:Texas by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Since, like most world citizens I have no concept of how big a mile is

      Showing off your ignorance, eh?

      Would you please divide that piece of cloth into thirds for me? It's about a yard wide.

      Oh, right. That'd be about .33333333333333 meters.

    13. Re:Texas by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Our yard here in Indiana is so big the dog gets tired running from one end to the other of the back part of it we fenced in for her. We got a house with 4.9 acres for $120,000. Freshest, purest well water I've ever tasted.

    14. Re:Texas by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think we can show in the special theory of relatives that yonders do remain constant as the family tree approaches a streight line...

    15. Re:Texas by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why when I was a kid, we only had half a unit...

    16. Re:Texas by hawkfish · · Score: 1

      Real Vermonters know that Vermont is actually as big as Texas if you flatten it out.

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    17. Re:Texas by Spock+the+Baptist · · Score: 1

      "What is it with texas these days ? ./ seems to measure anything extraterestrial in STU (Standard Texas Units)." Dude, it's not just /., I did a search for Texas via the World Factbook here's what I got: Search Results for "Texas" 1) Botswana. The World Factbook. 2001 ...sq km land: 585,370 sq km water: 15,000 sq km Area -- comparative: slightly smaller than Texas Land boundaries: total: 4,013 km border countries: Namibia 1,360 km,... 2) Central African Republic. The World Factbook. 2001 ...sq km land: 622,984 sq km water: 0 sq km Area -- comparative: slightly smaller than Texas Land boundaries: total: 5,203 km border countries: Cameroon 797 km, Chad... 3) Niger. The World Factbook. 2001 ...1,266,700 sq km water: 300 sq km Area -- comparative: slightly less than twice the size of Texas Land boundaries: total: 5,697 km border countries: Algeria 956 km,... 4) Greenland. The World Factbook. 2001 ...sq km ice-covered) (est.) Area -- comparative: slightly more than three times the size of Texas Land boundaries: 0 km Coastline: 44,087 km Maritime claims: continental... 5) Burma. The World Factbook. 2001 ...sq km land: 657,740 sq km water: 20,760 sq km Area -- comparative: slightly smaller than Texas Land boundaries: total: 5,876 km border countries: Bangladesh 193 km,... 6) Mexico. The World Factbook. 2001 ...sq km water: 49,510 sq km Area -- comparative: slightly less than three times the size of Texas Land boundaries: total: 4,538 km border countries: Belize 250 km, Guatemala... 7) Afghanistan. The World Factbook. 2001 ...647,500 sq km land: 647,500 sq km water: 0 sq km Area -- comparative: slightly smaller than Texas Land boundaries: total: 5,529 km border countries: China 76 km, Iran... 8) Zambia. The World Factbook. 2001 ...sq km land: 740,724 sq km water: 11,890 sq km Area -- comparative: slightly larger than Texas Land boundaries: total: 5,664 km border countries: Angola 1,110 km, Democratic... 9) Mali. The World Factbook. 2001 ...sq km water: 20,000 sq km Area -- comparative: slightly less than twice the size of Texas Land boundaries: total: 7,243 km border countries: Algeria 1,376 km, Burkina... 10) Angola. The World Factbook. 2001 ...1,246,700 sq km water: 0 sq km Area -- comparative: slightly less than twice the size of Texas Land boundaries: total: 5,198 km border countries: Democratic Republic... 11) Ukraine. The World Factbook. 2001 ...sq km land: 603,700 sq km water: 0 sq km Area -- comparative: slightly smaller than Texas Land boundaries: total: 4,558 km border countries: Belarus 891 km, Hungary... 12) Algeria. The World Factbook. 2001 ...sq km water: 0 sq km Area -- comparative: slightly less than 3.5 times the size of Texas Land boundaries: total: 6,343 km border countries: Libya 982 km, Mali 1,376... 13) Indonesia. The World Factbook. 2001 ...sq km water: 93,000 sq km Area -- comparative: slightly less than three times the size of Texas Land boundaries: total: 2,602 km border countries: Malaysia 1,782 km,... 14) South Africa. The World Factbook. 2001 ...Island and Prince Edward Island) Area -- comparative: slightly less than twice the size of Texas Land boundaries: total: 4,750 km border countries: Botswana 1,840... 15) Turkey. The World Factbook. 2001 ...sq km land: 770,760 sq km water: 9,820 sq km Area -- comparative: slightly larger than Texas Land boundaries: total: 2,627 km border countries: Armenia 268 km, Azerbaijan... 16) Ethiopia. The World Factbook. 2001 ...sq km water: 7,444 sq km Area -- comparative: slightly less than twice the size of Texas Land boundaries: total: 5,311 km border countries: Djibouti 337 km, Eritrea... 17) Kazakhstan. The World Factbook. 2001 ...sq km water: 47,500 sq km Area -- comparative: slightly less than four times the size of Texas Land boundaries: total: 12,012 km border countries: China 1,533 km,... 18) Somalia. The World Factbook. 2001 ...sq km land: 627,337 sq km water: 10,320 sq km Area -- comparative: slightly smaller than Texas Land boundaries: total: 2,366 km border countries: Djibouti 58 km, Ethiopia...

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    18. Re:Texas by Spock+the+Baptist · · Score: 1

      Blast! Posted the previous message as HTML, Bad Dawg! My apologies... To the powers that B for /. Please feel free to deleat the above post.

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    19. Re:Texas by Spock+the+Baptist · · Score: 1

      "What is it with texas these days ? /. seems to measure anything extraterestrial in STU (Standard Texas Units)."

      Query: Is the STU based on The State of Texas, or The Republic of Texas? The Republic was 1/3rd larger than the State is.

      Dude, it's not just /., I did a search for Texas via the World Factbook here's what I got:

      Search Results for "Texas"

      1) Botswana. The World Factbook. 2001
      ...sq km land: 585,370 sq km water: 15,000 sq km Area -- comparative: slightly smaller than Texas Land boundaries: total: 4,013 km border countries: Namibia 1,360 km,...

      2) Central African Republic. The World Factbook. 2001
      ...sq km land: 622,984 sq km water: 0 sq km Area -- comparative: slightly smaller than Texas Land boundaries: total: 5,203 km border countries: Cameroon 797 km, Chad...

      3) Niger. The World Factbook. 2001
      ...1,266,700 sq km water: 300 sq km Area -- comparative: slightly less than twice the size of Texas Land boundaries: total: 5,697 km border countries: Algeria 956 km,...

      4) Greenland. The World Factbook. 2001
      ...sq km ice-covered) (est.) Area -- comparative: slightly more than three times the size of Texas Land boundaries: 0 km Coastline: 44,087 km Maritime claims: continental...

      5) Burma. The World Factbook. 2001
      ...sq km land: 657,740 sq km water: 20,760 sq km Area -- comparative: slightly smaller than Texas Land boundaries: total: 5,876 km border countries: Bangladesh 193 km,...

      6) Mexico. The World Factbook. 2001
      ...sq km water: 49,510 sq km Area -- comparative: slightly less than three times the size of Texas Land boundaries: total: 4,538 km border countries: Belize 250 km, Guatemala...

      7) Afghanistan. The World Factbook. 2001
      ...647,500 sq km land: 647,500 sq km water: 0 sq km Area -- comparative: slightly smaller than Texas Land boundaries: total: 5,529 km border countries: China 76 km, Iran...

      8) Zambia. The World Factbook. 2001
      ...sq km land: 740,724 sq km water: 11,890 sq km Area -- comparative: slightly larger than Texas Land boundaries: total: 5,664 km border countries: Angola 1,110 km, Democratic...

      9) Mali. The World Factbook. 2001
      ...sq km water: 20,000 sq km Area -- comparative: slightly less than twice the size of Texas Land boundaries: total: 7,243 km border countries: Algeria 1,376 km, Burkina...

      10) Angola. The World Factbook. 2001
      ...1,246,700 sq km water: 0 sq km Area -- comparative: slightly less than twice the size of Texas Land boundaries: total: 5,198 km border countries: Democratic Republic...

      11) Ukraine. The World Factbook. 2001
      ...sq km land: 603,700 sq km water: 0 sq km Area -- comparative: slightly smaller than Texas Land boundaries: total: 4,558 km border countries: Belarus 891 km, Hungary...

      12) Algeria. The World Factbook. 2001
      ...sq km water: 0 sq km Area -- comparative: slightly less than 3.5 times the size of Texas Land boundaries: total: 6,343 km border countries: Libya 982 km, Mali 1,376...

      13) Indonesia. The World Factbook. 2001
      ...sq km water: 93,000 sq km Area -- comparative: slightly less than three times the size of Texas Land boundaries: total: 2,602 km border countries: Malaysia 1,782 km,...

      14) South Africa. The World Factbook. 2001
      ...Island and Prince Edward Island) Area -- comparative: slightly less than twice the size of Texas Land boundaries: total: 4,750 km border countries: Botswana 1,840...

      15) Turkey. The World Factbook. 2001
      ...sq km land: 770,760 sq km water: 9,820 sq km Area -- comparative: slightly larger than Texas Land boundaries: total: 2,627 km border countries: Armenia 268 km, Azerbaijan...

      16) Ethiopia. The World Factbook. 2001
      ...sq km water: 7,444 sq km Area -- comparative: slightly less than twice the size of Texas Land boundaries: total: 5,311 km border countries: Djibouti 337 km, Eritrea...

      17) Kazakhstan. The World Factbook. 2001
      ...sq km water: 47,500 sq km Area -- comparative: slightly less than four times the size of Texas Land boundaries: total: 12,012 km border countries: China 1,533 km,...

      18) Somalia. The World Factbook. 2001
      ...sq km land: 627,337 sq km water: 10,320 sq km Area -- comparative: slightly smaller than Texas Land boundaries: total: 2,366 km border countries: Djibouti 58 km, Ethiopia...

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    20. Re:Texas by Ex-Parrot · · Score: 1
      In my experience, many people have absolutely no idea how gigantic Texas really is. My father, a real estate appraiser, once got a call from some New England loan officer who wanted him to appraise a house. As she described the neighborhood, my father realized that he had no idea where the place was. Finally, he asked her what city it was in. She said "It's just down there near Houston." Houston! That's several hundred miles away! Heck, where I'm sitting in West Texas right now is closer to Chicago, IL, than it is to El Paso, TX.

      I hope it doesn't sound like I'm bragging about the size of my home state. It's just lines on a map, after all. I'm glad to hear people in Australia have a good idea of how large Texas is, though. I've always wanted to visit Australia and see the giant grasshoppers for myself.

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  10. Rlated Article on BBC by Gopher971 · · Score: 5, Informative

    The BBC website has a related article about the formation of the Ma'adim Vallis. It can be found at News.BBC.Co.Uk

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    1. Re:Rlated Article on BBC by Tomster · · Score: 0, Offtopic
      >Just you're average nitpicker.

      That should be "your", not "you're".

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  11. leaves some questions open by g4dget · · Score: 2

    Like... When did this flood occur? How long was the water present? Was it triggered by a meteor impact, melting subsurface ice?

    1. Re:leaves some questions open by HawkinsD · · Score: 1
      I think the article implied that it sort of built up until it started spilling over the top someplace. After that, the spillway started cutting into the rim, producing a bigger spillway...

      So the triggering event might just have been: got too full.

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    2. Re:leaves some questions open by Afrosheen · · Score: 2

      Psssh, please. Everyone that's seen Total Recall knows what the real trigger was. It was when Quaid (Arnold Schwarzenegger) put his hand in the impression of the alien hand to activate the Alien Reactor Core. With all the rain that followed the ice caps being defrosed and vaporized, it's no wonder there was a flood and a spillway.

      Scientists need to hit the movies more often. "open your mind, quaid. open your miiiind"

  12. Hmm... by muzzmac · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm not interested until they find a Martian nudist beach.

    I love those Martian chicks!

    1. Re:Hmm... by Rhinobird · · Score: 2

      Yeah...green with 3 breasts...hooo yeah!
      Or am I thinking of Orion slave women?

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    2. Re:Hmm... by spauldo · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Nope, orion women had 2 breasts. It's the human mutants on mars who grow a third breast.

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    3. Re:Hmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't be foolish...

      Mars.. needs.. women..

      :)

    4. Re:Hmm... by jafac · · Score: 2

      "I'd like to get me some of that Arcturian poon-tang"
      "Yeah, but the one you had was a male"
      "but with an Arcturian, it don't matter. . ."

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    5. Re:Hmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > I suppose that what's next is a "best fart noise" contest for /.

      The best are the "commode blow" ones where the toilet bowl seems to amplify the sound.

    6. Re:Hmm... by CaptainCarrot · · Score: 2

      Maybe we already have. Would you recognize a naked Martian if you saw one?

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  13. Catastrophic? by Svenne · · Score: 1, Redundant

    To whom?

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    1. Re:Catastrophic? by prmths · · Score: 1

      "Impressively large flood, yes. Catastrophic flood, I don't think so."

      agreed. Obviously a bad choice of words...
      but then again, this stuff is usually written by 'writers' and not the people responsible for the findings ;)

    2. Re:Catastrophic? by jukal · · Score: 2

      The catastrophy about this is that they selected the word catastrophic to send the submiliminal hint about martian life.

    3. Re:Catastrophic? by Rogerborg · · Score: 3, Informative
      • Exactly what was catastrophic about it? Did people die? Were towns washed away?

      The problem with pedantary is that you really have to be sure that you're correct.

      3. (Geol.) A violent and widely extended change in the surface of the earth, as, an elevation or subsidence of some part of it, effected by internal causes also 3: a sudden violent change in the earth's surface [syn: cataclysm]

      Before someone tries to up the pedantry, there's nothing in the greek root of either words that's specific to the third planet of our solar system. ;-P

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    4. Re:Catastrophic? by GigsVT · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Taking pedantry even further, your definitions all have one key word in them, "earth". :)

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    5. Re:Catastrophic? by bob_jordan · · Score: 2

      > The problem with pedantary is that you really have to be sure that you're correct.

      I wasn't trying to be pedantic. My point was that I didn't think catastrophic was a good choice of word, regardless of its pedantic correctness.

      catastrophic: Of, relating to, or involving a catastrophe.

      catastrophe: A sudden violent change in the earth's surface; a cataclysm.

      cataclysm: A devastating flood.
      [from Latin cataclysmos, deluge]

      I don't personally believe there was a lot to be devastated therefore I still belive it was a poor choice of words, however correct it could be argued to be.

      Words lose there power when they are used for trivial things.

      trivial: nobody died.
      Source: Me.

      catastrophe: A complete failure; a fiasco: The food was cold, the guests quarreled the whole dinner was a catastrophe.
      Source: The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition

      When somebody uses a word to describe a spoiled dinner party, its hard to use the same word to describe a flood the size of two states on another planet and still have any hope of injecting some awe into the description.

      I think catastrophe is overused.

      > The problem with pedantary is that you really have to be sure that you're correct.

      Yes you do. I'm sure you'll try harder next time. :-)

      Bob.

    6. Re:Catastrophic? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Its perfectly apt in its geological sense. Devastation can simply mean 'to overwhelm' which this flood certainly did to its ridge boundry.


      Ya see, the English language uses a little thing called context quite a bit.

  14. that laughter... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    in the background has to be richard hoagland's...

    1. Re:that laughter... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am a fool who wants to kiss your beautiful face
      Face
      I have seen the face
      --Frank Black on RCH.

      Somebody else is listening to C2C tonight, I see.

  15. Lake or Sea? by idiotnot · · Score: 1

    Is it totally accurate to call this a lake? What's known is that at some time in the past, a large body of liquid resided there. If it's freshwater, it's a lake. If it's saltwater, it's a sea. (Trying to recall geography....)

    Then again, it could have been the little green guys' cellestial keg. Gives a whole new meaning to "Free as in beer."

    1. Re:Lake or Sea? by ComaVN · · Score: 1

      So.... What's a salt lake?

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    2. Re:Lake or Sea? by BJH · · Score: 3, Funny

      A city where you can't get a drink...

    3. Re:Lake or Sea? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A Dead Sea. That's what they call them in the mideast (though it was formerly known as Lake Asphaltites)

    4. Re:Lake or Sea? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How long ago did you do the search in your sig? I get: Results 1 - 10 of about 183,000,000. Search took 0.09 seconds.

    5. Re:Lake or Sea? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The reminant of Lake Boniville, which was cataclysmicly emptied in the great Masoula (sp?) flood. This was one of the most massive floods that can be seen in the geological record.

  16. Forget Mars; has it ever rained in New Mexico? by mattkinabrewmindspri · · Score: 1

    95 here yesterday and it hasn't rained in months!

  17. yet another way in which I am stupid by Jafafa+Hots · · Score: 1

    Back, say, a year or two ago when another major "water on Mars" story broke, I registered the domain MartianSprings.com.
    I had thoughts of slapping custom labels on bottled water and selling it as a novelty item.

    I get these stupid ideas during sleepless nights, a problem I have.

    Anyone want to buy: budgetdsl.com, instantonpc.com, nobootpc.com, peerat.com, etc etc etc?

    Didn't think so.
    (should I renew 19x.net? I think I will, but then again, it's late.)

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  18. Oops, wrong sample? by jukal · · Score: 1

    A peek in the future: in an embarassing statement the Mars scientist admit that what was previously thought as evidence for great Marsian flood (topomap.jpg) is, actually, the sperm sample (sperm.jpg) of one of the scientists.

  19. In other news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The planet Earth was found to have even larger bodies of water, scientists have decided to call them oceans.

  20. Texas ? by Choron · · Score: 0, Troll

    ...that would cover an area the size of Texas and New Mexico combined

    So they have their rednecks in Mars too ?

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    1. Re:Texas ? by hplasm · · Score: 2, Funny

      Greennecks.

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    2. Re:Texas ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then blacknecks, after the redneckt blast 'em. You do know that aliens have black blood, don't you?

  21. Catastrophic? by bob_jordan · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Exactly what was catastrophic about it? Did people die? Were towns washed away?

    This is mars we are talking about. Impressively large flood, yes. Catastrophic flood, I don't think so. Worst case, some large rocks got moved about.

    Bob.

  22. Evidence of Tidal Lock by smallduck · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Richard C. Hoagland and friends have some odd theories, but one of them has been somewhat predictive along the lines of this finding. The theory is that Mars was in tidal lock in the not-too-distant past, ie. that it used to be a moon of a larger planet (which exploded or something).

    Predicted by this theory: the distribution of underground water-ice at the equator being primarily in two areas 180 degrees apart. This is what was found, and funny thing, these are apparently areas of high-elevation, not low-elevation.

    Also predicted, climate change on Mars due to cataclismic event as opposed to a slow decline. Such a rapid event would cause exactly the sort of thing described in this mars lake article.

    Another good prediction: the 'stains' visible in Mars orbiter pics that look like liquid water on the surface, in fact are liquid water leaking to the surface. Others poo-poo this idea because they say Mars climate change was geologically ancient, and if water was leaking to the surface as frequently as the pics suggest, it would all be gone by now. Hoagland's theory says the climate change was relatively recent (millions of years), so this really is water and its not all gone yet. Look for this to be found next & lets see if the standard model can survive.

    www.enterprisemission.com

    Richard C. Hoagland is coincidentally is on the Coast to Coast AM (yes, Art Bell's radio show) tonight, not discussing this topic however (hmm, Speilberg producing TV miniseries about what??)

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  23. alrighty... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    ...so there was a big body of water on mars. *shrug*

    we already know that there is water on mars, does the fact that it used to be in a canyon really matter that much to us?

    "The size of this lake-1,400 miles long-suggests Mars was warmer and wetter than previously thought," ...ok, and The British Bulldog is no longer alive as "previously thought".

    are these scientists trying to say that it could be switched back into a lush red planet (a shiny nickel to anyone who can think of a plausible way to do that)? will someone/thing be going there to check on it? or is this only interesting because it gives more credence to the possibility of there once being martian life? (sub-question: would anyone have the balls to clone any martian organisms?)

    my point is, this is completely ignored in the article. looks like the boys over at the Air and Space museum decided to jerk themselves off over concluding (inconclusively mind you) that a huge ditch must have been carved by water. woo hoo. call the press.

  24. Better as Western Australia Was Re:Texas by dreamsinter · · Score: 1
    Western Australia's a much better measure of size. Just remember, Western Australia measures at least two Southern Australia's in area, which comes to about one and a half Quebecs, or two Frances ... how many Ukraines would that amount to? How many Rhode Islands? Washington D.C.s? ;^)

    Alternatively, you could make a more celestial-based measuring tool with the "Antarctica". How many artarcticas to a texas, considering that the "texas" is a measurement based on human whim, a la the yard, while the "antarctica" is one based on solid physical reality, ie, the freezing point of water at sea level corresponding to a gravity field of one earth, and a partial air pressure corresponding to the current setup, etc.

    Think about it.

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  25. This just in! by The+Original+Bobski · · Score: 0, Troll

    Evidence found of craters on the Moon!

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    1. Re:This just in! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      ... they must have been caused by water!

  26. That's easy by Ethelred+Unraed · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... except the massive flood which lasted 40 days and 40 nights was on mars not earth! now i wonder what happened to noah and all the animals?

    That's easy. Noah's Ark was a spaceship. Duh!

    Which reminds me of a German cartoon (http://www.nichtlustig.de/) recently: one sees the Ark in the background, and in the foreground is a small raft with a prophet-like guy and two unicorns. The caption reads "Noah's rival Ishmael was rather less successful", and one of the unicorns says to Ishmael, "By the way, we're gay."

    Cheers,

    Ethelred

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  27. New mexico??? by sofar · · Score: 5, Funny

    'the size of Texas and New Mexico combined.'

    FYI, the European version of the article translates this into:

    'the size of France'

    1. Re:New mexico??? by karm13 · · Score: 1

      yet again, our european mesurment system is easyer and more intuitive than what they use in the US.

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    2. Re:New mexico??? by JabberWokky · · Score: 2
      FYI, the European version of the article translates this into: 'the size of France'

      Who would have thought that geologists at the Smithsonian would have found the origin of the coneheads?

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    3. Re:New mexico??? by The+Mayor · · Score: 3, Informative

      You've got the translation wrong. Closer to the size of France and Spain.

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    4. Re:New mexico??? by Zog · · Score: 1

      So, in other words, it's about half the size of germany's ego?

      (Makes good use of running spikes and sprints for his life)

    5. Re:New mexico??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      They should have phrased it 'the size of France and Poland' to put it into units any older German citizen could grasp.

    6. Re:New mexico??? by PMuse · · Score: 1

      Size of Lake >Texas and New Mexico

      So, using Standard Texas Units (STU), we have:

      Location; Square Miles; STU
      Texas; 261,914; 1.000
      New Mexico; 121,365; 0.463
      Colorado; 104,247; 0.398
      Arizona; 114,006; 0.435
      France; 211,209; 0.806
      Spain; 194,898; 0.744
      Belgium; 11,755; 0.045
      Germany; 137,838; 0.526
      Texas and New Mexico; 383,279; 1.463
      France and Spain; 406,107; 1.551
      France and Spain less Belgium; 394,352; 1.506

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  28. This isn't news... by Cally · · Score: 4, Interesting

    it's olds for nerds... images from as far back as Pathfinder showed conclusive evidence of catastrophic outburst floods. That's why Mars Odyssey carries the gamma ray spectrometer which is tuned to look for the hydrogen signal from subsurface water in the first place.

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    1. Re:This isn't news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      If you read the Science article you'll see that they use more recent and reliable data than before:

      We tested these hypotheses for consistency with image
      data and the topographic grid (1 km/cell) compiled from the Mars
      Orbiter Laser Altimeter (MOLA) data from the Mars Global Surveyor (MGS)
      mission (12). These data were not available to earlier
      investigators of this region, who relied on topography estimated by
      stereo image pairs (13), atmospheric radio occultation,
      Earth-based radar, and shadows.
  29. pee rat? by karm13 · · Score: 1

    did you plan on making a fetish site?

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    1. Re:pee rat? by Jafafa+Hots · · Score: 1

      I was thinking Peer At. About 15 minutes after I registered it I realized it was also Pee Rat. Had a cartoon character mascot in mind, but I can't draw.

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  30. From the fringe by Alien54 · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Of course, elements from the fringe have been arguing there is/has been water there for ages. It seems that it is only now the the official scientists are starting to say "well, there could be", or even "look at our new discovery."

    Examples of how strange this get are seen here. Ignoring the junk science nonsense, the pictures are interesting. If you scroll about halfway down, there is one mars photo, conveniently linked to the nasa archive, that looks for all the world like an actual sea shore. So much so it is startling.

    Of course, the real scientists are taking their sweet time coming to any conclusions (insert plausible reason here), which is driving the hobbyists and others right up a wall.

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    1. Re:From the fringe by Cally · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Of course, elements from the fringe have been arguing there is/has been water there for ages. It seems that it is only now the the official scientists are starting to say "well, there could be", or even "look at our new discovery."

      Examples of how strange this get are seen here [enterprisemission.com]. Ignoring the junk science nonsense, the pictures are interesting. If you scroll about halfway down, there is one mars photo, conveniently linked to the nasa archive, that looks for all the world like an actual sea shore. So much so it is startling.


      Yeah, but there are "fringe scientists" out there who claim they've spotted Banyan trees(!) and vegetation in the JPL archives... IIRC Arthur C. Clarke decided to make an idiot of himself by backing these claims. I can just about stretch to contemplating a hypothesis that some sort of primitive, unicellular slime mould manages to eke out a precarious existence in the sub-zero temperatures, extreme aridity and all-round Antartica conditions. After all, there are bacteria that manage to survive by living on the bottom of pebbles in Antarctica. But Banyan trees?... sorry, you lost me there...
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    2. Re:From the fringe by medscaper · · Score: 1

      The dual sea shore photo labeled : "one from MO300945 on Mars and one from the Columbia River basin in Washington State"?

      That, to me, implies that it pays to not ignore the "junk science nonsense".

      :)

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    3. Re:From the fringe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did you read the shit at the bottom of that page? Its very funny.

    4. Re:From the fringe by Alien54 · · Score: 2
      Arthur C. Clarke decided to make an idiot of himself by backing these claims.

      As I recall, I believe he said that the pictures were anamolus enough that they should be investigated. Without saying specically that he gave creedance, but that something weird was going one

      Banyan Trees

      yep I recall those. that's what you get for messing with photographs at the limits of resolution with data bordering on the noise floor.

      but that still doesn't make the original photos any less interesting. With the hundreds of hobbyists pouring over the thousands of Nasa Mars photos, they are sure to find some wierd things.

      of course, their explanations may be weird too, but that is a separate issue.

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    5. Re:From the fringe by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      wow, that's a website for freaks.

      There isnt one thing on that website that is conclusive and the crap about the "chemtrails" destroy's any and all credibility they might have had.

      I'm all for speculation, but when you start making up crap like that site, you give everyone a bad name and a bad taste.

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    6. Re:From the fringe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why should they hurry with something that has no real deadline? I would rather they examine the facts again and again carefully before deciding that mars had a big lake on it. There is no hurry. I am no suggesting that we suspend this kind of research, instead don't try to rush it :-D

  31. Thinking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Thinking wishfully does not necessarily equate wishful thinking, but this? Blue colors to denote former lakes? Bah.

    Give us the raw .raw file!

  32. Microbes? Microchips! by RAMMS+EIN · · Score: 1

    Still waiting for the day they find those microscale computers the martians left behind when they escaped the planet...

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  33. Razing Arizona by leonbrooks · · Score: 1, Troll
    Or not. Have a gander at the real Grand Canyon one day and ask yourself a few questions, like:
    • how did those enormous, flat rock horizons get there, made of various materials, without as much as a dimple in them where a small creek interrupted the expanse?
    • how did the tiny, little Colorado River get to carve out that big wide channel, uphill much of the way? Did the river form in the channel, or the channel form around the river?
    • how did those huge silt deposits, consisting of material compatible with that missing from the Canyon, get to be heaped up downstream of it?
    • why are many of the fossils in each layer have been aligned in one direction? Is Islam older than we thought, and they were all facing Mecca when they died? (-:
    • and so on...

    Geology is way overdue for another Harlan Bretz. Who wants to step into the breach?
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    1. Re:Razing Arizona by duffbeer703 · · Score: 3, Informative

      The Colorado wasn't always a little stream. Since huge numbers of people started moving to Arizona and Southern California, and others started growing crops in the desert, the Colorado has been tapped for irrigation.

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    2. Re:Razing Arizona by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The colorado river carved them over millions of years! And anyone who thinks differently is a close-minded idiot!

    3. Re:Razing Arizona by d2002xx · · Score: 1, Funny

      What's the difference between millions of years and one second?

    4. Re:Razing Arizona by carlos_benj · · Score: 1

      The Colorado wasn't always a little stream. Since huge numbers of people started moving to Arizona and Southern California, and others started growing crops in the desert, the Colorado has been tapped for irrigation.

      Hmmmm. What's your point seeing that most of that has happened 1) Since the canyon was formed and 2) downstream of the canyon?

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    5. Re:Razing Arizona by umrgregg · · Score: 1, Funny

      Not only was the colorado river not always so small but the colorado river never flowed up hill.

      The Colorado river established it's course in the early Tertiary (paleocene or eocene) and as the Colorado plateau was uplifeted the river maintainted its course by increasing its rate of erosion, slicing through the uplifting plateau like a "hot knife through butter".

      This is a very basic summary of the events, more can be found here.

      Geology is not over due for a Harlan Bretz. Though, the ignorance you display of basic geology in your post (why are many of the fossils in each layer have been aligned in one direction...facing Mecca when they died? )it would seem geology is long over due to be taught in primary schools.

      Though those are plausibe question--many were asked in the 1800's when the grand canyon was first studied--they have long been answered and explained by the most basic concepts of modern geology.

      Those of you who modded the above up as "insightful": turn you brain on.

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    6. Re:Razing Arizona by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Millions of years, less one second

    7. Re:Razing Arizona by rapid+prototype · · Score: 1

      how many millions? assuming 1...

      1 million years = 31557600000000 seconds. so the difference (literal) between a million years and one second is 31557599999999 seconds, or, about one million years.

      but on a more pragmatic scale, the difference is about 13 orders of magnitude.

      -rp

    8. Re:Razing Arizona by pyr0 · · Score: 1

      "* how did those enormous, flat rock horizons get there, made of various materials, without as much as a dimple in them where a small creek interrupted the expanse?"

      It's very dry, little creeks don't last long. Also, Lake Bonneville used to cover most of Utah, a good portion of Nevada, and part of Arizona. The remnants of this lake are what we call The Great Salt Lake. There was no "flood" but rather an extremely large lake (several million years ago, can't remember exact age right now).

      "# how did the tiny, little Colorado River get to carve out that big wide channel, uphill much of the way? Did the river form in the channel, or the channel form around the river?"

      Simple, the river was there before it was going "uphill". As the Colorado plateau uplifted during the forming of the rockies, the river ate down through the rock instead of being uplifted with it.

      "how did those huge silt deposits, consisting of material compatible with that missing from the Canyon, get to be heaped up downstream of it?"

      Sediments usually do heap up downstream of where they were eroded.

      "why are many of the fossils in each layer have been aligned in one direction? Is Islam older than we thought, and they were all facing Mecca when they died? (-:"

      Which fossils in which rock formation? The rocks out there are mostly Triassic/Jurassic/Cretaceous, and there are some stream deposits and marine deposits. When critters die underwater and there is a current, they tend to align a certain way.

    9. Re:Razing Arizona by naoursla · · Score: 1
      For those of you who don't know what leonbrooks is talking about:

      I hiked the Grand Canyon a few years ago with some people who believe the Grand Canyon is a result of Noah's flood. The basic idea is that the great flood as described in the Bible covered the entire Earth. As it receded, it left sediment everywhere. A lot of water was trapped north of the grand canyon in a huge lake. After some time, the dam holding the lake burst and the entire lake carved the Grand Canyon out of the soft sediment in a geologically short time (hours to months). Over the next thousand or so years the sediment hardened into the stone we see today. They pointed out evidence that, supposedly, modern geologic theory can't explain. One was how you can see the same rock strata all the way around the canyon. They claimed if it was formed over millions of years, much of the land would have shifted and the strata lines would not be so straight. Another bit they pointed to was the closed clam shell fossils. They claimed clams open when they die and closed fossils are evidence of a catastrophic event.

      Personally, I don't know enough about geology to support or refute the theories, so I tend to believe the mainstream scientific theory.

      I suppose this relates to the Mars story since it claims a large lake overflowed and carved a huge canyon. Although the article never says anything about how long it took to carve the martian canyon.

    10. Re:Razing Arizona by duffbeer703 · · Score: 2

      Uhhh...

      When the canyon was formed, the river was a raging, fast river. Plus during the ice age, melting glaciers produced ever more water.

      All irrigation is not south of the canyon. The Colorado is dammed and tapped upstream as well.

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    11. Re:Razing Arizona by Yunzil · · Score: 2

      Personally, I don't know enough about geology to support or refute the theories, so I tend to believe the mainstream scientific theory.

      You should have asked them to explain the Canyon layers that are basically fossilized wind-blown sand dunes. Or the layers with [land] animal tracks. Kinda hard for those to occur under several miles of water. :)

    12. Re:Razing Arizona by umrgregg · · Score: 0, Flamebait
      Dumb science abounds today... Your friends are very wrong. People need to start learning science form scientists and not from their sunday morning sermons.

      A lot of water was trapped north of the grand canyon in a huge lake. After some time, the dam holding the lake burst and the entire lake carved the Grand Canyon out of the soft sediment in a geologically short time (hours to months).

      Nope. This doesn't even justify a geologic response. There is no global scale geologic evidence for a catastrophic flooding of the world a la Noah. Sorry.

      Over the next thousand or so years the sediment hardened into the stone we see today

      Compaction and lithification of sediment does take a bit longer than a thousand years. Especially the volume of sediment found in the colorado plateau.

      One was how you can see the same rock strata all the way around the canyon. They claimed if it was formed over millions of years, much of the land would have shifted and the strata lines would not be so straight.


      Not really. The sediment found in the colorado plateau represents the cumulation of billions of years of deposition and erosion. You have to realise that the colorado plateau was not always a basin collecting sediment, but was also a part of a huge Jurrasic desert (JR Navaj for geologists), an even bigger sea that connected the present day arctic with the gulf of mexico (albeit North America was a bit closer to the equator :) and uplifted to form the plateau we see today--just to name a few.

      The strata in the canyon may appear flat, but like your friends hypothesize there is evidence of tectonic events--although a basic understanding of depisitional priciples could help understand some of their questions.

      Another bit they pointed to was the closed clam shell fossils. They claimed clams open when they die and closed fossils are evidence of a catastrophic event.


      Plenty of bivalves die with their shells closed. While modern clams tend to die open, it is not unheard for them to die closed even without a catastrophic event. Even so, the 'clams' of the canyon--which are often misidentified as such--had no problems dieing closed, or open. Who know what they did hundreds of millions of years ago? Go gather some samples from Redwall Limestone, or was it Toroweap, and identify them with an Autobann Society's guide to North American Fossils book. I bet you they aren't 'clams.'

      Personally, I don't know enough about geology to support or refute the theories, so I tend to believe the mainstream scientific theory.


      You know a bit more now. 'Modern' geology answered all of these questions a hundred years ago. Mainstream science is still science, and I have never seen a paper published or personal evidence that indicates what your friends believe. If they would open their eyes and look around instead of accepting on blind faith, they would come to many of the same conclusions geologists came to a century ago.
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    13. Re:Razing Arizona by Lord+Apathy · · Score: 1

      I thought I read somewhere there was some volcanic activity that helped form the Grand Canyon. I might have seen it on PBS or something also.

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    14. Re:Razing Arizona by carlos_benj · · Score: 1

      All irrigation is not south of the canyon. The Colorado is dammed and tapped upstream as well.

      There is a difference between 'all' and 'most' but I'd even go so far as to say that virtually all of the irrigation was started after the canyon was formed. Additionally, the poster only mentioned irrigation in the deserts of Arizona and So. Cal. and all of that water is taken downstream of the canyon.

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    15. Re:Razing Arizona by leonbrooks · · Score: 2
      why are many of the fossils in each layer have been aligned in one direction? Is Islam older than we thought, and they were all facing Mecca when they died? (-:

      Which fossils in which rock formation?

      The nautiloids, in the aptly name Nautiloid Canyon branch.

      The rocks out there are mostly Triassic/Jurassic/Cretaceous

      Not in the Grand Canyon. They're essentially all Paleozoic. Jurassic and friends have been - pardon me while I labour the point - lopped clean off. What remains features some amazing total and near-total absences (such as Ordovician and Silurian).

      In researching the GC rocks, we are presented with another interesting quandary - the Coconino is supposedly too old to have been around at the same time as the critters which left footprints in it while it was still soft. And that phrase `still soft' bears thinking about as well.

      there are some stream deposits and marine deposits. When critters die underwater and there is a current, they tend to align a certain way.


      My point exactly.

      Now... how do they fossilise if the water is - as we know streams today - full of scavengers ready to pick them apart, to say nothing of the destructive effects of a few days' pummelling by silt-laden stream water?

      Turn to the bigger picture. At the current rate of erosion, we are losing enough ground to level the continents in ten or twenty million years (yes, including the effects of orogeny and all other known uplift factors: this is nett erosion), yet we are supposedly looking at rocks ten to a hundred times older than that. In that time, erosion by ocean currents should have turned Earth into a billiard ball covered by a couple of kilometers of seawater. Why haven't they?

      And all of these were merely the beginning of questions. I'm beginning to think we should ban school, it seems to be blunting people's powers of reason.
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    16. Re:Razing Arizona by pyr0 · · Score: 1

      To reply to all of your points:

      First of all, stuff isn't *that* flat out there overall, and the flat areas are usually resistant to erosion units such as the Shinarump Conglomerate/Sandstone, and the Kaibab limestone to name a couple. In the cases formations like this are flat lying, the areas tend to be flat. Where these formations are tilted, they form ridges. Also, how can you say the great unconformity is so "neatly" planed off? It's not visible in hardly anywhere but the Grand Canyon itself. You can't see the contact regionally. Perhaps if you have some 3d-seismic data to show me that shows the contact regionally is totally flat, you're argument would hold some water (no pun intended). I also mentioned Lake Bonneville in Utah. The regions that were the lake-bed tend to be very flat. Up on the hills you can even see wave-cut terraces that used to be the shores.

      Second point: the river eating through "harder" rocks. What "harder" rocks are you speaking of? The Vishnu Schist and the Zoroaster Granite? I think you should go take a basic geochemistry course. Silicate minerals in such rocks like feldspars, micas, amphiboles, pyroxenes, etc are the *first* think to chemically break down in the presence of water. They turn to clays *very* quickly geologically speaking. Combine this chemical weathering with the mechanical weathering of the river, and such rocks will weather faster.

      Third point: I've never been downstream of the Grand Canyon honestly and I don't know anything about those silty deposits you speak of. However I do know that alluvial fans do *not* form at the mouth of rivers. They form where fast-moving high-energy streams come out of the mountains and hit a broad flat plain and just dump all their material. Perhaps you are thinking of a delta? Not all rivers form deltas. Sometimes deltas can be removed too. Point is, there doesn't necessarily have to be a pile of those exact sediments from the Grand Canyon lying there somewhere that we can see. Also, there are lots of other rocks in the region that are of very similar composition to those in the Grand Canyon.

      Fourth Point: For a creature to be fossilized, specific conditions have to occur. First of all, it has to be buried rapidly. Second of all, hard parts are helpful. Third of all it helps of hte chemical conditions are reducing. Also, I was talking about rocks regionally when I said Triassic, etc...not necessarily in the canyon. The canyon itself goes through a large fold called a monocline which is capped by the Kaibab limestone. What kind of critters are you talking about in the Coconino sandstone? If you are implying marine creatures, you are sorely mistaken because it is a windblown sandstone. This is clearly obvious from the huge festoon cross-beds characteristic of windblown sandstones so often in that whole area.

      As for your bigger picture, the Earth is always going through cycles of erosion and uplift. Do you think that uplift and mountain building events would suddenly stop if the surface of the Earth were to suddenly be waethered to a cue-ball?

      Anyway, I'm going to stop arguing with you, as you're obviously an overly-Christian zealot who is blinded by a book that was written a few thousand years ago by some people who we don't even really know wrote it. It's people like you that get evolution banned from being taught in states like Kansas. And by the way, I happen to be Catholic, so don't think these words are coming from an atheist. Anyway, I'm leaving to a teaching assistant for my University's geology field camp out in Southwest Utah early tomorrow morning. Perhaps we can have this discussion again when I return after 5 weeks of observing and describing rocks in the region.

    17. Re:Razing Arizona by umrgregg · · Score: 1

      Here here!

      I just threw in the towel as well Pyr0 :)

      heres a link to hand out when confronted with zealots

      http://www.durangobill.com/Creationism.html

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  34. First thought by af_robot · · Score: 2, Funny

    Flood on Mars?!
    There is no even single internet connection on Mars yet! How somebody could flood it?!

  35. Re:And plenty of code space for more. by morgajel · · Score: 2

    if *I* was landing a robotic lander, I would say "gee,here's where water used to be...Let's look for Fossils!"
    duh.
    if they can find where water was collecting, there is a batter chance to find life, and hence, even if the life is dead, find proof.what would all of those religous zealots say when we say, um, yes, we have definitive PROOF of extra terrestrial life?
    This give us an actual BULLSEYE to aim for to cause a massive religous upheaval.

    either way it would just be cool. can you imagine what those critters mighta looked like with the differences in planets? :)

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  36. Re:And plenty of code space for more. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    what would all of those religous zealots say when we say, um, yes, we have definitive PROOF of extra terrestrial life?

    "Lies of the devil! BURN THEM! BURN THEM ALL!!"

  37. Let me guess by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Mars once held teeming life, all over the place until the life there began to pollute their environment. It killed the ozone layer and added plenty of greenhouse gas to the atmosphere, thereby enabling the atmosphere and most water to disappear into the vacuum of space. This sounds like a cool scenario. Could it happen here? Naw, we are too smart to let that happen on Earth.

    1. Re:Let me guess by praedor · · Score: 2

      All the pollution in the world will not induce an atmosphere to leak into space, that is the sole domain of gravity. Mars has what, 1/3 the gravity of earth? It will definitely tend to lose atmosphere, especially the lighter elements and volatiles, MUCH faster than the earth does (yes we lose atmosphere).


      Nay, there may have once been life on Mars, and may yet still be deep in the crust where there is still latent heat to maintain liquid water, but the death of surface life is more likely due to simply the barely existence geochemical cycle on Mars. The geochemical cycle is absolutely required to maintain water on the surface and to keep generating atmospheric components, particularly CO2 and other gases. No geochemical cycle, no life.


      One need in no wise postulate "advanced" civilizations self-destructing, etc, to explain a situation like Mars. Simple geology, chemistry, and physics will do.


      It IS possible, by the by, that life on earth did get seeded from early life on Mars (meteorite impact ejecta). There could have been a time when there was no life on earth (yet...given good conditions it is likely inevitable to evolve) and Mars supplied a jumpstart. Life would have simply evolved first on Mars. Mars, being less massive, would have cooled faster from a molten ball. This would have produced a period of livability before the earth was ready. As the earth cooled enough for livability, a semi-continuous rain of organisms from Mars (ejecta) would have eventually found a fertile, livable home.


      If life is found on Mars and is found to be significantly similar to earth life, it would be a strong support for my hypothesis...the other being that life evolved there totally separately and that life, in general, is more the same than different in regards to amino acids, nucleic acids, etc. What would be THE evidence in support of Mars life first, then earth, would be if any life found on Mars used the same, or substantially the same...evolution DOES change things...amino acid coding method. If the codons are substantially the same, then the life is connected.

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    2. Re:Let me guess by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      "All the pollution in the world will not induce an atmosphere to leak into space, that is the sole domain of gravity. Mars has what, 1/3 the gravity of earth? It will definitely tend to lose atmosphere, especially the lighter elements and volatiles, MUCH faster than the earth does [...]."

      A much bigger factor in the erosion of atmosphere is solar wind. Earth has a strong magnetic field which diverts solar wind around it, protecting the atmosphere, while Mars has a very weak field.

      [...] the death of surface life is more likely due to simply the barely existence geochemical cycle on Mars. The geochemical cycle is absolutely required to maintain water on the surface and to keep generating atmospheric components, particularly CO2 and other gases. No geochemical cycle, no life."

      Comets are another source of light elements, though the exact amount is unknown (some researchers say there is still a large daily infall of very small comets, most say the contribtion from comets is largely in the past). But I suspect geological activity is by far the most important source - witness the heavy atmosphere of Venus.

    3. Re:Let me guess by J'raxis · · Score: 1

      HTF did you make the leap from an atmosphere becoming saturated with greenhouse gases and the atmosphere blowing off the planet? Seriously, if you want to see what a runaway greenhouse effect looks like, take a look at Venus. The atmosphere on Venus is much, much thicker than it is on Earth (and composed mostly of poisonous chemicals like sulphuric acid).

    4. Re:Let me guess by NOC_Monkey · · Score: 1

      Minor nit - the atmosphere of Venus is actually composed mostly of CO2. It's the clouds which are made up of H2SO4.

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  38. What I believe would be interesting... by cnelzie · · Score: 0


    Sure, this is slightly off topic, but I feel it needs to be said...

    Let's say that we go to Mars and spend some time moving about the surface and we discover that there was once an advanced civilization on the planet. At first everyone will believe that they must have wiped themselves out with some form of super weapon. In time, it could very well be determined that they simply destroyed themselves through the use of fossil-fuels and other environmentally unfriendly activities.

    Being advanced, they knew of a planet not far away that held the promise of their continued existence. They packed up what they could, built a huge "ark" if you will... and traveled the short distance to where we are today.

    On this planet, they discovered that there was a primitive race of proto-humans. So, they began to enslave these beings, ignored them, or simply worked together with them.

    What happened to all their advanced technology?
    Well, a few things could have happened. Perhaps they felt that since their technology destroyed them that it should be abandoned. Perhaps the unforseen diseases wiped out many of the populace, through this time they lost their brilliant minds and descended into a near barbaric state of existence.

    Maybe it was determined that by mating with the Proto-humans, which were remarkably biologically very similiar, they could ensure their races continued existence.

    This could explain quite a few things that we are simply unable to explain about our own "pre-history" like where is this missing link that everyone is just unable to find? This could give credence to the story of Noah's ark. Which could make the bible more of a historic document then I would personally like to admit.

    Of course, until this can be proven or disproven, it is simply a crack-pot theory, although entirely possible.

    There are of course a number of other scenarios as to why an advanced race would travel to Earth from Mars and lose their advanced technologies. A meteor could have stricken the planet, wiping out all life over the course of 10 to 100 years. Perhaps they(we) were simply investigating this planet when that event occurred. All of these are unanswerable questions.

    Simply a hypothesis.

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    1. Re:What I believe would be interesting... by beebware · · Score: 1

      I take it you've read Douglas Adams' "The Restaurant at the End of the Universe" where Arthur and Ford get dumped by a Golgrinchen (sp?) 'B ark' (all the 'usual' people who don't actually do the thinking and the working - i.e. telephone sanitairs etc) on a certain blue-green planet and actually 'take over' from the Cavemen?

    2. Re:What I believe would be interesting... by AForwardMotion · · Score: 1

      If you havn't read it your missing out. Middle class gets dumped. (Of course I believe the middle class is the backbone of our entire society)

    3. Re:What I believe would be interesting... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tell ya what. Demonstrate:
      1) That there was life on Mars. Ever
      2) That an intelligent species evolved on Mars. Ever
      3) That this species became "an advanced race." Ever.
      4) That said race travelled to Earth. Ever.

      Once you've demonstrated those, then you can start with the crackpot theories. Until then, you don't even deserve the name crackpot; crackpots at least PRETEND to be rational. Your post contributed nothing whatsoever to the discussion. You have successfully demonstrated the need for a -1, Complete Dumbass moderation. I'd like to know what drugs you're on that made you think that anyone, anywhere, would be even vaguely interested in that idiocy you spread forth from your ass onto Slashdot. The EMP from a nuclear bomb contributes more signal than you do. Hell, this flame I'm currently writing does. I want the 20 seconds I spend reading your first paragraph and skimming the rest back, I could more productively use them to pick the lint out of my navel. That lint could probably write a more useful post than you, too. You are the missing link that you (stupidly) claim we've been unable to find. The wind coming out of my ass (chili dog for lunch, yum) has more validity than that page of crap you spewed onto Slashdot.

      Remember, chlorinating the gene pool is everyone's responsibility. Kill yourself today.

  39. Re:And plenty of code space for more. by gazbo · · Score: 1
    What would the religious zealots say? Probably the same thing they say every time a fossil is found on Earth: God put it there.

    They neglect to mention if God then took a video of someone discovering it then sending it in to "You've been framed!" for a £250 cash prize.

  40. Re:And plenty of code space for more. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why does everyone think that extra terrestrial life and the religions of our world are mutually exclusive? They aren't by any means.

    The Bible and other religious texts are not considered to be the end of all knowledge. Talk to Galileo about that, he had to convince the church that science and religion could co-exist, and that the Bible did not tell you everything about science you needed to know. You show me where it says in the Bible or elsewhere, that the only place life exists is on Earth. I have not seen anywhere in the Bible that says that Earth is the only place life was created, and therefore should not assume otherwise.

    You silly troll.

  41. Live the Areophany! by PMuse · · Score: 2

    By finding evidence of a huge body of water on Mars, we now know that all the theories of Martian geohistory (is that a word?) that rely on a small volume of past surface water are less likely to be true.

    The words you're looking for may be areohistory and areology. See Red Mars, Green Mars, Blue Mars by Kim Stanley Robinson.

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    1. Re:Live the Areophany! by G-funk · · Score: 2

      The words you're looking for may be areohistory and areology.

      Not to be confused with aeriohistory and aeriology being man's favourite pass-time, the study of nipples ;-)

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    2. Re:Live the Areophany! by Afrosheen · · Score: 2

      Actually since it's "areola" it's probably areology but who's counting... most people are probably hung up on the stupid theologic discussion about 15 posts up.

  42. Never have... by cnelzie · · Score: 1


    I know, I should turn in my Geek-Card right now... But seriously, how would we know if that is the truth or not. The Bush Administration recently admitted that we are indeed destroying the planet with our use of fossil-fuels, but they won't be doing anything about it because it would hurt the economy.

    Which doesn't make much sense to me. I mean if you are doing something that is going to WIPE OUT ALL LIFE on the planet, you would think that you would have the common sense to say, "Hey, I think we might want to change what we are doing..."

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  43. Why try and find life? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    because, the origin of man theory doesnt hold water, so now they must find another "origin" of man before the house of cards crumbles...

  44. Catastrophic Flood by xonker · · Score: 1, Redundant

    How was any flood "catastrophic" if there is no life on the planet? If there's no one there to harm, it isn't catastrophic no matter how large the flood may have been. Jeez people, read a fscking dictionary.

  45. How many... by jimm · · Score: 1

    ...cover an area the size of Texas and New Mexico combined.

    How many Rhode Islands is that?

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  46. Bush Flooded it.. by Frank+of+Earth · · Score: 1

    .. because as any fan of SNL knows "Nobody messes with Texas"

    How dare Mars have an old dried up lake bigger than Texas.

  47. Sure enough.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is really some interesting stuff to look at and postulate over. The possibilities could potentially be quite amazing.

    I'm guessing that alternatively fueled -stable- (i.e. it won't explode) cars will be taking over the market in the next 50 years.. presuming that the fuel is hydrogen, that may mean quite a bit for space travel once it expands beyond automobiles. Blah blah.. I know this has been discussed thousands of times before, but I still find it to be neat.

    Suppose the asteroids are chock full of minerals (as they are bound to be), we could use Mars as a refueling station for craft designed to capture and extract minerals from these asteroids.

    Bluh, just an idea or two. Chalk it up to another anony coward.

  48. Thats too big to be called a lake by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Its too big to even be called a sea.

    A body of water that large is an ocean.
    iirc, the Indian Ocean is of similar size.

  49. Re:Texas Standard Units, English vs Metric by mysticgoat · · Score: 1

    I can accept the round-off of 4840 sqRI = 1 STU. Even though the base linear Rhode Island unit is demonstrably not only imaginary but also inconceivable (it ain't even an island ferkriesache!)

    But ya gotta realize that 3 microTexi = 1 standard sandbox (SSB).

    So does anybody know how many skoshes in a nanoTexas?

    And another thing (to bring this back on target): is it really appropriate to apply units of dry area to Martian wetlands?

  50. Trying not to flame here. by ZigMonty · · Score: 5, Insightful
    I'm trying not to flame here but how many times are they going to announce the existance of water on Mars? Do we really need to hear about the latest dried up lake? New Scientist had a good editorial on this recently.

    NASA seems to alternate between press releases of "Water/Life on Mars", "Yet Another Module of a Usless Space Station Launched", "Some 'Kids' Program" and "30 Years Since We Last Did Something (Orbit/Moon etc)".

    I am a firm believer in space exploration but I'm really starting to loose faith in NASA. The search for life in the universe is important but should it really be the program's primary goal? IMHO, we should be trying to commercialize space (for humans not just satellites). NASA should help corporations build space hotels, start charging a $million a flight and fund their science that way. The Mars fossils aren't going anywhere! With a good space infrastructure looking for life becomes much easier.

    Reply, don't mod.

    1. Re:Trying not to flame here. by SN74S181 · · Score: 1

      IMHO, we should be trying to commercialize space (for humans not just satellites).

      Umm, the satellites are for human use.

      The last thing I want to see is the productive use of space being tied up by those same fat rich old people who tow a Saturn around on the back of a big hulking RV.

    2. Re:Trying not to flame here. by MilesParker · · Score: 1
      NASA seems to alternate between press releases of "Water/Life on Mars", "Yet Another Module of a Usless Space Station Launched", "Some 'Kids' Program" and "30 Years Since We Last Did Something (Orbit/Moon etc)".
      LOL, true.
      The search for life in the universe is important but should it really be the program's primary goal?
      Yea, I think so, what more exciting important and lofty goal could there be?
      IMHO, we should be trying to commercialize space (for humans not just satellites). NASA should help corporations build space hotels, start charging a $million a flight and fund their science that way. The Mars fossils aren't going anywhere! With a good space infrastructure looking for life becomes much easier.
      I disagree, I think new discoveries would get people much more interested than as the other response suggested, watching a bunch of self-indulgent tourists go into space. I think that would tend to cheapen and debase it and turn people off. We should find more ways to commerically exploit space, but I think that ultimitly basic research is what should motivate NASA. Funding for this, like the arts and humanaties and basic science, should be because it enriches all of us in the long-term. I think the more we can get away from short-term thinking the better off we are as a society, exp. given global warming, etc..
    3. Re:Trying not to flame here. by ZigMonty · · Score: 2
      The problem is that we *aren't* making new discoveries. I think we may have discovered all the easy to discover stuff. I could be wrong, but I have a feeling that life on Mars will consist of either hard to reach, subsurface bacteria or hard to reach fossils. I don't think we'll be making a major discovery until we have sizable amounts of people on Mars.

      Same with Europa. We are fairly sure that there is an ocean under the ice. Going from that to digging under the probably 10s of km thick ice to look for life is a *huge* jump.

      Show me a way to do stuff like this with $150 million robot spacecraft and I'll give in.

  51. Rhode Island by overunderunderdone · · Score: 5, Funny

    As a resident of Rhode Island I'm terrified of the possibility that one of those floods "the size of Rhode Island" or wildfires "the size of Rhode Island" will someday actually happen IN Rhode Island.

    1. Re:Rhode Island by Afrosheen · · Score: 2

      Judging by the size of Rhode Island, a flood and/or wildfire wouldn't last very long, so there's not much for you to worry about. A fire there may fit into a CNN broadcast for about 30 seconds like this:

      "Dan Mannequin here with breaking news. As you can see a wildfire is loose in the northern tip of Rhode Island. We're getting reports of lots of smoke and 10 foot flames from some area homes' fences. Ok now it looks like from this angle..yes the fire has proceeded through the northern tip and is now in the middle. The northern fire is gone as the fire has moved south and consumed a few homes in it's path. Some child's skateboard can be seen smoldering from our CNN satellite images but it's nothing serious. What's that? Oh yes, the fire has now been extinguished. A short but tragic event. You can see how brokenhearted this one man looks sitting on the charred remains of his lawn."

  52. Re:And plenty of code space for more. by Christianfreak · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I know I've asked the this question before: But why is it that everytime there's a story about life on other planets we have someone start talking about the "religious zealots" and how this is going to upset their faith? Like for some reason everyone who is religious will just pack their bags and go home and never give religion another thought.

    Well here's a thought... the vast majority of religious people (like the vast majority of the population) probably don't care if there is/was life on other planets. For those that do care the vast majority of them welcome the idea and want to know more about it (myself included).

    Yes there are some religious people who are short-sighted and have to put God in a box and declare that everything happened a certain way. For those of us who are not short-sighted its fairly easy to reconcile faith with science. We realize that God is much bigger than any science or logic. The Bible doesn't say that Evolution didn't happen, it just says that God had a hand in creating all that is. For all we know he used evolution to do it and put billions of life-forms all over the universe!

    Finally all this begs the question, Why do you care if some people believe that God created the world in a certain way? They have free speech, they don't seem to be here bothering you. If you believe their wrong fine but why bring them up here where has nothing to do with the topic at hand?

    Is it because you are equally short-sighted and believe that all religious people in the world believe a certain way because of the acts of a vocal few?

  53. skoshies by Black+Perl · · Score: 2

    No, its an English unit [...] Eventually you end up with smidgeons and skoshies.

    For the record, skosh has a Japanese origin (sukoshi, meaning small).

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  54. Mars used to have liquid water on surface by MtViewGuy · · Score: 2

    I think the new discovery of what was an ancient lake of water on that planet is kind of stating the obvious anyway.

    Doesn't anymore remember the Mariner 9 mission? Mariner 9 in 1971 revealed what amounts of dried-up river channels, proof that there used to liquid water flowing on the surface of Mars in the distant past. The question that purplexed scientists was what happened to that water; the discovery from Mars Odyssey 2001 orbiter may have confirmed that a large portion of that liquid water has now turned into ice that is now underneath the surface of Mars.

  55. Re:And plenty of code space for more. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Few? I hardly think the number of vocal religious nuts can be considered few.

  56. Spaceflightnow.com? by wwwgregcom · · Score: 1

    hmmm... No bias there. We might as well get our tech stories from windowssucks.com.

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  57. Re:And plenty of code space for more. by medscaper · · Score: 1

    Kudos. Clear, concise argument. Good point.

    BUT.

    The reason I tend to get upset is that I don't like people showing up on my doorstep or stopping me at the bus stop or handing me pamphlets at McDonalds and telling me about how God will save me if I just give him a chance. Or the old guy in downtown Portland who screams out about Christ saving me. Sure, he's convicted. Sure, he's standing up for his beliefs. But I don't want to hear it.

    Granted, these are not "typical" religious people. They are zealots, LDS or Witnesses. I understand. But these people drive me crazy. They get into little corners of my life and disrupt it, trying to get me to come and witness some^H^H^H^HGod and give money^H^H^H^H^Htithe to their churches. I don't like it, and I don't do it. How do you deal with it? One way, as I see it, is by letting your thoughts be known to large groups via message boards. Supporting your own belief that their IS no God, and that you think they're all nuts.

    I used to (15 years ago) politely listen and nod, then go my own way. That didn't save me any time or make me feel better. Then (5 years ago) I started arguing with them about how stupid I thought their ideas were. Definitely a time-waster. Now, I just tell them to piss off, shut up, or get the hell out of my way. It's amazing to me that I could have the gall to be that rude to another human, but...

    THAT's why all the comments pop up about religious zealots.

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  58. And you probably want me to believe... by athlon02 · · Score: 1

    ... that little green men or some other highly evolved people used the water right? If there were higher forms of life on Mars, don't just show me *supposed* evidence of the water, show me *FOSSILS* and *EXCREMENT* (fossilized or otherwise).

    If life did use the water there and now it is gone, then either it's too far under Mars for us to find yet *OR* something used it and *HAD* to have left evidence behind of itself. Otherwise, supposing past life on Mars is just philosophical!

  59. off topic, but WTF... by paganizer · · Score: 1

    amazing that http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/business/newsid_2 062000/2062429.stm was not covered by a single US news outlet...

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    1. Re:off topic, but WTF... by paganizer · · Score: 1

      Damn. I meant This

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  60. obligatory by dmarien · · Score: 1

    have there been any troll postings regarding uranus and goatse.cx?

    (or whatever that URL is... i never get it right)

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  61. Re:And plenty of code space for more. by jdavidb · · Score: 2

    I'd say the Bible strongly implies evolution did not happen. HOWEVER, the Bible most certainly does not say life does not exist on other planets.

    C.S. Lewis once said atheists wanted to have it both ways with extraterrestrial life. If life exists on other planets, that proves we're not unique and not special, and so there's no God. On the other hand, if life doesn't exist on other planets, that proves we're an accident, and therefore there's no God. (Gross simplification of what he said, from memory.)

    To my atheist/agnostic friends: the Bible makes no comments about whether there is life elsewhere or not. Anybody who tells you otherwise is taking something out of context. If you don't believe me, ask them for the reference and go read it for yourself.

    Some will say the sacrifice of Jesus makes no sense if there is life on other planets, because how could those races be saved? There are two possibilities. Perhaps such races never sinned, as we did, and thus don't need salvation. (C.S. Lewis treated this possibility in his Space Trilogy.) Or, perhaps the Son of God was born on multiple worlds to save multiple lost races. The Bible DOES NOT SAY.

    So, evidence of life on other worlds should not faze a Bible-believer.

  62. A big FORMER lake... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    To say it was a "lake" implies water. "Holy crap, scientists found water on Mars!" Oh...a former lake.

    Now if your posting had said, "Scientists found a great big hole in the ground on Mars"...which is a bit more correct, no one would have been interested. We guessed already that there used to be water on Mars. So what's the big deal?

  63. Ahhh So! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    let me see,
    All the pollution in the world will not induce an atmosphere to leak into space, that is the sole domain of gravity. Mars has what, 1/3 the gravity of earth? It will definitely tend to lose atmosphere, especially the lighter elements and volatiles, MUCH faster than the earth does (yes we lose atmosphere).

    So you are saying that increasing local temperature will not result in the more rapid loss of atmosphere and water from the planet. No boiling-off effect. You feel that gravity would be the SOLE determinant for loss. I say the increased pressure would accelerate the situation.
    Lets crank up the global temperature by, say 10 degrees F and see what would happen as an experiment. It would take less than 20 years to see what, if any, results ther would be.

    One need in no wise postulate "advanced" civilizations self-destructing, etc, to explain a situation like Mars. Simple geology, chemistry, and physics will do.

    This is correct, sufficient farting bovines could do it in a reasonablt short time, geologically.

    More thoughtful rebuttal to follow.

    1. Re:Ahhh So! by praedor · · Score: 2

      Take a look at Venus. About the same mass as Earth, lots of volcanic activity spewing mucho greenhouse gases. Surface temp at ~900 degrees. No particularly high atmospheric loss. It is also closer to the sun so it also picks up a higher solar wind density.


      Its atmosphere, for all practical purposes, is not going anywhere. Venus has a runaway geochemical cycle, Mars practically lacks a cycle entirely.

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  64. Roger... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Bob really bitchslapped you with his comeback.

    I mean, really kicked-your-ass kind of comeback.

    Like, "in your face with chocolate mace" kind of comeback.

    Reminding me of "phi slamma jamma" in yo face.

    You might even say its a "your face your face out in space" kind of comeback.

    Then again, maybe you wouldn't. And hell, I'm not the one to get between a "Roger and Bob" fight. Nosirreee bob (roger).

  65. Why didn't you SAY so? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A guess on Art Bell? Why didnt' you say this up front and allow us to avoid this bit of "genius"?

  66. Quit while you're not too far behind, little man by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Kee-rist, what a load of feeble face-saving bollocks. It doesn't matter if you didn't think you were being pedantic, you have been shown that that was the effect your comment had.

    I particularly liked that you used yourself as a source to back up your arguments. You even quote the root of the word as describing a massive flood! As for comparing the use of the word in a geological context (correctly!) with using it to describe a ruined dinner party, the misapplication is in the dinner party scenario, not vice versa, duh. Your case in point only serves to sink your own argument. If I describe a stubbed toe as a colossal tragedy, does it mean that 9/11 stories should not utilise these "overused" descriptives becasue I have a penchant for hyperbole? You appear desperate and incapable of losing gracefully.

    The zinger is your closing asinine jab at someone with a better idea of the use of words than you ("overused" and cowardly emoticon and all). Have the guts to admit you're wrong, even if you don't post a mea culpa but instead slink back under the rock you crawled from, because a refusal to back down like this is the sign of a deeply immature mind.

  67. The problem is that "religious zealots" are .... by DG · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ...so damned dangerous.

    If you (and possibly your community) are the type that have a quiet, personal faith that sustains you during the difficult parts of your life....

    ...well, even though I (and many others) may find the first principles behind it (that there is an invisible, omnipotent and omniscient being who created us all and who has rules for us that we must all abide by or be consined to the flames) absurd, there's no law against the absurd, and you're not hurting anyone. There's no reason for anyone to piss in your cornflakes.

    But you unfortunately - on the surface - share the same faith with a bunch of people who twist religeous writings to serve their own ends, and who simultaniously use these twisted interpretations to absolve them of any responsibility for their actions.

    Somebody with the absolute conviction that an otherwise unconsciencable act is sanctioned by their God is a VERY dangerous person, the same way that a psychopath or sociopath is dangerous. The normal rules of conduct no longer apply.

    So you get people who feel very strongly that "abortion is murder", but believe that killing doctors who perform abortions is just fine (because it is sanctioned by God,and thus not "murder")

    And so on and so forth. There are so many examples that I don't think it's necessary to trot them all out. You don't have to search very hard to find examples of religiously-motivated abhorrant behaviour.

    And this behaviour is very much inter-faith. All the major world religions preach peace, tolerence, understanding, and a virtuous life, and evey one of them has bred fanatics who have killed, raped, burned, and opressed (from individuals to entire populations) in the name of their God.

    A common theme amongst these fanatics is an insistance on the absolute infallibility of their scriptures and the letter of these scriptures (or at least the part of it that they feel gives them leave to do whatever it is they want to do) Anything that can debunk or disprove these scriptures makes is more difficult to gain converts and continue spreading the disease. A world with no religious zealots would be a very fine place indeed.

    So it's not that anyone believes that "all religious people believe a certain thing because of the acts of a vocal few" but rather that "the acts of the vocal few are so damned dangerous that they have to be contained somehow".

    Note that you don't necessarily have to be burning witches or firebombing abortion clinics to be dangerous. If you seek the supression of the teaching of truth (because it contradicts your scriptures) you are dangerous. If you seek to deny people certain rights (because your scriptures claim such people are hated by your God) then you are dangerous. If you seek the supression of certain books or works of art because you feel they are counter to the wishes of your God, you are dangerous. Etc etc ad nausium.

    Probably the best illustration of what I'm taking about here comes from the fine folks at The Onion:

    http://www.theonion.com/onion3734/god_clarifies_ do nt_kill.html

    The fanatics are the ones speaking for you, like it or not. They tar you with the same brush.

    DG

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  68. Re:And plenty of code space for more. by Jeppe+Salvesen · · Score: 2

    Hey, that's a pretty good way of putting it. God created the concept of evolution, truly showing what a bright entity he is.

    Too bad the sequence in Genesis is slightly irregular. Then again, whoever reads the bible to the letter anyway? It's self-contradictory and by multiple authors (however divinely inspired they were).

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  69. Re:And plenty of code space for more. by Jayson · · Score: 1

    I would rather not hear about your crackpot beliefs, so please never mention them again. I don't want to hear about your ignorant views on software or your wrong views on copying music. I used to just ignore the pirates and free software jibberish, but now it is becoming too much. Just stop now.

  70. Re:And plenty of code space for more. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Have you even read the Bible? Don't lie.

  71. so how big is that?` by NotZed · · Score: 1


    It might be kind of hard to realise for you damn yanks, but America isn't the centre of my, or a lot of people's universe.

    How big is Texas? Thats like a kind of little state isn't it? Its not even as big as the puny Victoria (22 million hectares?)? A mere spot on the map? A crappy dry shithole of a spot at that.

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    1. Re:so how big is that?` by operagost · · Score: 1

      It's an American web site, you arrogant fool. And I'll trade 1,000 Victorias for a few dry Texas shithole acres... with oil wells all over them!

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    2. Re:so how big is that?` by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Welcome to Slashdot. US-Centric, and proud of it.

  72. Because there are no sedimental evidence of it ? by aepervius · · Score: 1

    Andv even without discounting the sedimental evidence , it doesn't explain where this water came from and is gone ?

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  73. Yay! another pedant! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dang, beat me to it :)

    I was so surprised to hear that word in japanese class - after using the term "skotch/skosh" since I was a kid.
    Looked it up in American Heritage dictionary as soon as I got home. Sure enough...

  74. Re:Because there are no sedimental evidence of it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's very simple - if you take all the water currently in the oceans and raise up the ocean floor while lowering the mountains (as was the state mid-flood), there's enough water to cover the entire earth with a lot of margin. Then as the waters receded (which happened of course as the mountains rose and the sea floor sank) you get massive erosion like the Grand Canyon.

    For example, look at the erosion creation of layers of sediment in a matter of hours at Mt. St. Helens right after the 1980 eruption. That one moderately sized volcano caused enough sediment accumulation, then very rapid erosion (in a couple of hours), to mimic a small scale Grand Canyon. Plenty good enough for a proof of concept on the Grand Canyon.

  75. Re:And plenty of code space for more. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    He did not "convince" your so-called church. He was told that if he ever said anything like that again his tongue would be torn from his mouth and he would be burned at the stake.

  76. Offtopic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    HI, I am a network admin at a medium sized business. It is time to upgrade all our computers from P2's to P4's. We can't decide on the OS to use though. I heard of an OS called "Linux", how its so stable, fast, and secure. The other OS we're interested in is Windows XP. It's stable, fast, and secure too. Well, I am leaning on WinXP because that Linux is just too damn expensive. Furthermore, WinXP comes super stable out of the box, whereas linux needs constant patching, updating, compiling etc. When will they lower the price of Linux to be price competitive with WinXP? Also I never hear of any service packs being released for the linux, yet Microsoft releases them all the time to add more functionality.

  77. Re:And plenty of code space for more. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When some nutt comes to your door or stop you on the street and says they want to ask/talk to me about god. I just look them dead in the eye, give them a little smile, and say "Sure, what would you like to know about me?" Most of the time that stops them dead in thier tracks.

  78. Re:And plenty of code space for more. by morgajel · · Score: 1

    I had it forced down my throat from a lot of different people.
    I had a teacher who refused to admit there was a *slim* chance of it being possible. a science teacher.
    she also refused to mention evolution(micro or macro) because "we didn't come from filthy apes."(never forget that comment, because it was so unprofessional)

    Keep in mind this is the same school where I had a teacher tell me "the internet and computers are just a fad."(I'm not kidding)

    obviously this comment wasn't aimed towards you, it was aimed towards ZEALOTS, the ones who refuse to examine anything that might contradict with the word for word interpertation of the bible.

    I personally hope there is life out there. perferrable not-too-intelligent life, but just some weird critters. I think that would be cool. But I've had people get in my face for even saying THAT.

    perhaps I am just childish.

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  79. Re:And plenty of code space for more. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Only the mocking of your better, smarter, non-religious peers should be able to faze a "Bible-believer".

  80. Info by operagost · · Score: 2, Funny
    I'll get modded down by the atheists (read: almost everyone here), but here's a theory to answer your question:

    How'd he cram in all those animals?

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    1. Re:Info by markmoss · · Score: 3, Informative

      I'll get modded down by the atheists

      No, if I had mod points I'd be modding it up - "funny".

      A 300 cubit or approximately 450 foot ship is pretty big (not quite as big as the Navy supply ship my son is serving on, but still big). There were reasons wooden ships were not often made that large - even the best shipwrights with the strongest woods have trouble achieving enough structural strength to withstand wave action beyond about 300 feet length, the ship becomes too hard to maneuver with sails or oars, it's too big for most old-time harbors, and you can't drag it up on the beach to scrape barnacles and re-stuff the seams. Noah wouldn't have had to worry about the last two, but he was no boatwright, and for his first large construction to have held together in the rough waters of a flood would have been indeed miraculous. Managing to keep control of it sufficiently to not get the bottom ripped out as flood waters dragged it across submerged forests and rocks would have been another miracle. Getting the animals there would have been another...

      If I was inclined to believe in this at all, I could probably swallow those three miracles. The big problem is that it would have been utterly impossible for that one ship to have carried all the species of bacteria in the world. (Mark Twain first noticed this little discrepancy, over a century ago.)

    2. Re:Info by operagost · · Score: 3, Insightful
      After telling Noah to take two of every creature, he clarified it by saying:
      "Two of every kind of bird, of every kind of animal and of every kind of creature that moves along the ground will come to you to be kept alive. You are to take every kind of food that is to be eaten and store it away as food for you and for them."
      Wouldn't make sense to bring along two of asexually reproducing "creatures" anyway. Of course, you could always counter that the Bible was just put together by primitive people who simply hadn't discovered microscopic life yet, if you want. Whatever makes you feel safer.
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    3. Re:Info by Paradise+Pete · · Score: 1

      Plus it says it rained 40 days and covered the highest mountain. That's about 20,000 feet. 40 days is 960 hours. That's a rainfall of over 20 feet per hour. Ask your son how long even his modern ship would survive that. By comparison, think of the hardest rainfall you've ever encountered. You probably couldn't see more than a few feet, and the sheer force of the water was beating you. And that was probably a rate of six inches per hour.

  81. Re:And plenty of code space for more. by morgajel · · Score: 1

    recalling from my theory classes, I remember something about
    1) a perfect creature could not create something imperfect.
    2) if man is imperfect(like a chipped ruby), and god is a perfect(like a ray of light, what happens when you shine the light through man?
    you get a red distorted beam.
    this is supposedly how it was written, yet I think some people fail to forget man is imperfect, and even being divinly inspired, there's a chance for misinterpretation.

    of course now I'm just being an ass so I'll shut up.

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  82. 5 minutes of web research should help by Susky · · Score: 1

    I looked it up and did the math. Consider an area a little over 4 times the land area of the entire UK.

    FWIW, I don't even think most of us "damn yanks" have a concept of the size of Texas (or any of the states, for that matter).

  83. Re:And plenty of code space for more. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I did, a Long time ago.
    good story, lots of action, every chapter give you a moral.

    what more could you want?

  84. Re:And plenty of code space for more. by operagost · · Score: 2
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  85. Re:The problem is that "religious zealots" are ... by tshak · · Score: 2

    A common theme amongst these fanatics is an insistance on the absolute infallibility of their scriptures

    I am not a fanatic, but I do believe this in a sense about the Bible. I believe that the Bible holds only truth, and nothing false. However, this belief has little relevance when you consider the following points:

    1) Humans are fallable. Therefore, even if the Bible is in fact infallable, our interpretation of it may be incorrect. Our interpretation must always be balanced with other forms of evidence and reasoning. Fanatics don't have these checks and balances and end up doing things like "murdering in the name of God".

    2) Text in and of itself is a very limited form of communication. This releates to interpreation by considering aspects of historical context and culture. Although our translators have done an excellent job in this area, we have to be very careful about how we read these texts.

    None of this means that it's impossible to learn truth from the Bible, it just means that I can admit that I may not fully understand a passage, or that I may be completely wrong about a passage. This is important because every fanatic I've talked to (even Linux fanatics!) "know that they're Right", and there's nothing you can say or no evidence that you can present to change their mind. And this, my friend, is why we have bin Laden, and Linux/RMS zealots :-). (Disclaimer: I'm not against Linux at all I just know a lot of ppl who wouldn't switch OS's if their life depended on it, and I find that quite interesting).

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  86. Re:He mentioned that dumbass. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You call me a dumbass? Maybe you should fucking pay attention. He said there were nothing in the roots of the word that imply the third planet (earth). I was saying that his definitions all mention "earth".

    God, at least fucking have a valid point if you are going to flame someone.

  87. Haven't seen this posted yet... by Samrobb · · Score: 2

    Blue Mars

    A simple exploration of what happens if Mars gets flooded with water to the 0 level of the MOLA Data Set.

    Not really relevant to the discussion of wheteher or not water (or how much water) exists on mars right now, but interesting.

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  88. TRAVEL TO MARS IN 3 DAYS AND SEE FORSELF ! by geekster_2000 · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Scientist claims his creation will open the
    door to new avenues of travel for the common
    man.

    Space Propulsion Engine for Flying Saucer - New Physics

    Rumor in Silicon Valley -

    Inventor of 3D volume holographic optical storage
    shopping his concept for Space Propulsion Engine
    using Propellantless Mass to USA and other countries.

    for further look at biography background goto

    http://colossalstorage.net/colossal.htm

    He says he has researched all propulsion concepts at NASA, Lockheed,
    Europe, Asia, and Russian Space Agencies and
    knows their WW II propellant mass and other
    propellantless technologies.

    He is working in top secret and he says no physicist or scientist
    he has ever studied or researched had this approach and knows his
    concept will work to give near light speed travel thru Galaxy with
    500K/Miles per Hour to start or 138 miles/sec. Nasa fastest time
    are 25,000 mile/hr or 3.9 miles/sec

    He says it is a mankind first concept !!

  89. Re:skoshies - Further clarification by ashitaka · · Score: 2

    Clarification:

    Sukoshi = small (amount)
    Chisaii = small (size)

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  90. Old News... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I saw on TV that there were little guys living on Mars as well... But you won't hear NASA admit to it... ;)

    All Joking aside, there is a site that anounced this months ago... www.enterprisemission.com and no its not related to Star Trek.

  91. Biblical "truth" by DG · · Score: 3, Interesting

    (We seem to be in agreement on the issue of the danger of fanatics - of any stripe - so I promise not to beat you up too badly :)

    But the issue of Biblical "truth" is an interesting one, because so many people's concepts of what "Biblical truth" actually *means* are so different and so contradictory - often self-contraditictory.

    If I understand your position correctly (and I agree that text is not a perfect communications medium), you believe:

    1) Everything in the Bible is True

    2) Mistakes may be made in translation, such that a False version of what was once a True statement may appear in later versions.

    3) Even given a perfect translation, people may (intentionally or accidently) misconstrue what a passage actually means, and so the version of the passage as it exists in their heads may become False.

    I agree wholeheartedly with statements 2 and 3 from the above summary.

    Now let me make the following observations

    1) There are some parts of the Bible that are very obviously False - the Earth was not built 6 days, for example. The four Gospels (which all discuss the same events) often contradict each other on dates, places, and sequences of events.

    So there are passages to one can point to and state "this is False" and other passages one can point to and state "up to three of these may be False, but we don't know which"

    2) Given the lack of access to early copies (which may not necessarily track the original texts themselves) and the lack of ability of most Christians to read the ancient languages (usually Greek) in which they were written, most people must thus read the Bible in the translation to their native language, and thus get the full force of any translation and copy errors.

    This in turn means that in their copy of the Bible, there exist passages which are not the same as the "True" Bible, and so are False.

    3) For a given person, there is some level of probability that they will misconstrue a given passage at any given time, and so their "internal model" of the passage becomes False.

    When you tie this all together, this means that:

    1) for a given passage, there is some probability that the passage is False

    2) You have no way of determining what that probability is

    This means that _every single passage in the Bible is suspect_!

    How can one choose to base a life, make decisions, or answer questions, based on the contents of the Bible, if there is no way to know if the answer is True or not?

    DG

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    1. Re:Biblical "truth" by tshak · · Score: 2

      Thanks for the well thought reply.

      There are some parts of the Bible that are very obviously False - the Earth was not built 6 days, for example.

      The earth could have litterally have been built in 6 days. There is no way to prove or disprove this. Or, the context in which the word "Day" is described does not mean a literal 24 hour day. Of course, this is all speculation, and we can't prove one way or the other. I think the important Truth that we learn from this passage is that God created the earth, and we get to learn a little background to help us understand this. As far as the books of Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John being contradictory, this is a very large conversation, but I'm quite frankly surprised that people can't logically reconcile many of the seeming contradictions. Actually, there are far more difficult to reconcile contractions in the bible outside of the Gospels, so I wonder why the Gospels are picked on so much.

      2) Given the lack of access to early copies (which may not necessarily track the original texts themselves) and the lack of ability of most Christians to read the ancient languages (usually Greek) in which they were written, most people must thus read the Bible in the translation to their native language

      If you review the process in which these early copies are translated I would expect that translation is extremely accurate. There is also a belief that devine intervention is involved during said translation. This is, of course, not proveable, but it is logical. Also, many biblical scholsrs are fluent in both Greek and Hebrew. Although I don't find this necessary for myself to understand scriptures, it is invaluable to the "science" as a whole.

      2) You have no way of determining what that probability is.

      I believe that the Bible is God's word. It is he that speaks to me through the Bible. Although I make mistakes, that does not prevent me from seeing the Truth and learning. I believe that when someone is honestly seeking the Truth from scripture that there is divine intervention. Many times we are not seeking the Truth but we are seeking to be, "Right" in our (or our culture/relgion's) eyes, or selfseeking in some other manner. All I can do is try to seek the Truth, and understand what I don't yet understand or know.

      Speaking of text being a limitation, I find it hard to express a lot of these ideas via this forum. Thanks for the challenges though. To finish I think the two biggest problems with religion is fundamentalism and religiosity (religion for the sake of the religion). This is what creates the fanatics that blow up buildings in the name of "God", and protest abortion clinics in the name of "God".

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    2. Re:Biblical "truth" by DG · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Thanks for the well thought reply.



      No problem.



      As you can probably tell, I am an athiest. I was raised Roman Catholic (and so got the full religious education) and I came to atheism once I was on my own and free to think for myself. I have a lot of sympathy for the religious, in that I understand full well how difficult it is to let go of stuff that was taught to you as (heh) gospel truth for most of your whole life.



      The earth could have litterally have been built in 6 days. There is no way to prove or disprove this. Or, the context in which the word "Day" is described does not mean a literal 24 hour day.



      Well, you can't have it both ways.



      As it sits right now, the word ancient Greek word that has been translated as "day", meaning "a 24 hour period". Certainly that is the interpretation that is commonly accepted.



      If "day" does NOT mean "a 24 hour period", but rather "some period of time very much longer than 24 hours" then the common use of the word "day" in Genesis is an ERROR - a faithfully reproduced, painstakingly copied ERROR.



      It is, of course, possible that God snapped His fingers, and the Earth came together complete with a fossil record and the evidence of very long term geological processes. As such, it is impossible to disprove, in a scientific way, that the Earth was not created in 6 days.



      At some point you have to make a decision: given the massive amounts of evidence that show that the Earth was created millions of years ago and then slowly acquired life through natural processes, does that not make more sense than an Earth created in a mystical fashion in an unnaturally quick timeframe, complete with falsified evidence of a natural creation and the slow development of life?



      If you are of the camp that believes that God triggered the Big Bang and then sat back and watched His divine plan unfold, fine. That is a much more reasonable Creation story, as it allows all the scientific evidence we have to date to remain True. But if you *are* of ths camp, then Genesis is in error, and at least one portion of the Bible is FALSE.



      I wonder why the Gospels are picked on so much.



      Mostly because - unlike the Old Testement - the Gospels provide four independant accounts of the same events. There is no "Book of Moses according to Levi", "Book of Moses according to Samuel" etc so it is harder to show that given Old Testament passages refer to the same event (if indeed they actually do)



      But the Gospels refer to the life and actions of the same guy, who incidently is supposed to be the Son of God (and so what he says and does is core to Christianity)



      If the Gospels contradict themselves on so much as one fact - say the date of the birth of Jesus - then at least one of them is False on that fact. If there is one Falsehood, there may be more, and you have no way of determining which passage is False or not.



      Which is another way of stating that there is no way to tell is a given Biblical passage is actually True.



      I'm not the first person to ever state this. Many, many learned scholars throughout the history of Christianity have struggled with this concept, and great and amazing feats of logical gymnastics have taken place in order to rationallize these logical problems away. But notwithstanding great efforts at rationalization, the core problem remains: how do you trust a book that contains known false statements, given that there is no way to independantly test any of these statements outside of the context of the book?



      It is very, very good that you are seeking the Truth, but Truth is a very slippery fish indeed. It is one of the core tenets of science that determining Truth is very difficult, that you have to be prepared to provide excellent evidence of given would-be Truth, and you have to be ready to accept that today's Truth may well be disproven tomorrow. The "Truth" of science is a fuzzy, nebulous concept that you at best glimpse out of the corner of your eye from time to time. But it also maps very well into the real world.



      Ask yourself this: "Why do I insist on the existence of God and the Truth of the Bible?" What purpose does it serve? Seriously. Think about this. Meditate on it. And see if you can answer yourself truthfully. I'd be interested in what you discover.



      DG

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    3. Re:Biblical "truth" by Daengbo · · Score: 1

      I am not a Christian, so I am going to answer this as a linguist:
      >Well, you can't have it both ways.
      You can, however, present two possibilities, both of which meet the criteria you mentioned.
      >As it sits right now, the word ancient Greek word that has been translated as "day", meaning "a 24 hour period". Certainly that is the interpretation that is commonly accepted.
      The original language of genesis is ancient Hebrew, with no written vowels. That bears little resemblance to New Testament era Greek. Hebrew was a very concrete language and not precise, while Greek was the language of science (and still is, 2000 years later)
      In the same way, Christians who believe in the disciples' accounts, also believe that those original conversations occurred in Aramaic, and not Greek. This leads to a translation difficulty.
      Translation is much like quantum physics: you can either know velocity or location, but not both. In translation, you must always make the trade-off between literal meaning and global meaning. Words carry with them years of social context, which you cannot translate. So, you choose to translate word for word when the message may contain code or a specific play on words, and by sentence or paragraph or maybe even paraphrase when the general meaning is more important. Those trade-offs occurred when (if) taking Jesus' words in Aramaic and putting them into New Testament Greek. It is no suprise that, even if every account were true, the emphases were different during the translation.
      As you can probably tell, I find biblical translation very interesting. I would probably also find the translation process of the Koran or the teachings of Buddha equally interesting, but the amount of literature available in English (my first language) is not the same. It is an effort that people devote their whole lives to, painstakingly going over each word choice in committee, while I just translate a 150 page doctoral thesis in a couple of weeks.

    4. Re:Biblical "truth" by tshak · · Score: 1

      Too bad we can't continue this in person, because it wold be great fun! I just have one more assertion: As far as the "evidence" for macroevolution and the "Big Bang" etc., I find the "mystical explanation", as you put it, to require less faith due to many inconsitancies or holes that the scientific community glosses over. Again, this requires a lot more discussion and it's difficult (and time consuming - my boss hates it when I'm on /.!) to do via this forum.

      Also, I find it interesting that you were raised Roman Catholic. I've discovered anecdotally that of all Christian based religions, the Roman Catholic religion has probably turned many to athiesm due to the amount of religiosity involved. I believe that Christ came so that we don't have to say certain words in a certain order on a certain day, or light certain candles, or make funny motions with our hands, or wear silly cloths, or create a giangantic hierarchy of sexually deprived "servants", and the list goes on.

      Ask yourself this: "Why do I insist on the existence of God and the Truth of the Bible?"

      It's difficult for me to question God at this point. I can question many things regarding my beliefs of God, what the scriptures say about him (given the appropriate evidence, of course), but not his existance (which of coures, we can't disprove). Not because it was how I was raised - I was raised to think for myself and I was not forced to go to church. It's because I've really seen him in a sense through people, and through the earth that he created. To those who think this is ludicrous I say that it's easily just as ludicrous to think that the amazing creatures on this planet are random acts of matter - matter which came from... nothing.

      So there you have it. If you're ever in Seattle we should continue this conversation at a coffee shop. Thank you for your company!

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  92. Re:And plenty of code space for more. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I agree. I can't really imagine a universe where life didn't exist anywhere besides Earth.

    After seeing Hubble Deep Field pictures (like this) and seeing the mindbogglingly huge numbers of galaxy and stars that are supposed to exist, I now believe (without proof, but still) that life (any life, not just sentient) does indeed exist elsewhere in the universe.

    Even if a quadtrillionth (wild-ass-guess) of a percent of the stars out there had planets around them where life existed, that's still a lot of life.

  93. Re:And plenty of code space for more. by Tripster · · Score: 1

    Religion basically drives me batty, I don't care what others believe in, but they certainly don't need to try and get me to believe in their stories either.

    Things the religious nuts believe in:

    1) God
    2) The Bible
    3) Jeebus :)

    Things they don't believe in, but let their kids believe in up to a certain age, and yet have as much proof of their existence that they have for God and Jesus:

    1) Santa Claus
    2) The tooth fairy

    In my mind, if you're gonna believe in one mythical being and proclaim him/her/it your God, then ya may as well believe in Santa Clause and the Tooth Fairy as well, you have just as much proof (zero) that they exist.

    It is little wonder that the brightest minds on our planet didn't/don't belive in a God, both Einstein and Stephen Hawking have both said they see no room for such an entity in the universe.

    Religion is there to serve the weak, the folks who simply cannot grasp the idea of just being here without tying it to some unknown entity who created everything.

    Then of course each religion says they are the correct religion, who is right?

    Personally, I don't completely disagree that some being may have played a hand in creating the universe, since we do not know what lies outside our universe anything is possible, this universe could be some childs science experiment, this might all just be a huge computer program, who knows. I just don't think a God of any sort sat down and created the Earth specifically and all the beings that inhabit this place, paying special attention to the homo-sapien population, and wiping out the other races of humans that evolved along with homo-sapiens.

    Indeed, the ancients who worshipped the sun as a God were likely more accurate than today's scriptures, after all, we are all made of star stuff, every atom in us once existed in a star at some point. We are certainly more sure that the stars came before the planets, and that Earth has not existed for as long as the universe itself, what was their God up to for those first 5-10 billion years? Drawing up plans?

  94. Re:And plenty of code space for more. by No+One · · Score: 1

    Why do you care if some people believe that God created the world in a certain way? They have free speech, they don't seem to be here bothering you.

    If that were true, we wouldn't care. The problem is with people who insist on passing laws that utterly unscientific myths, unsupported by the slightest objective evidence, should be taught in science classes as valid scientific theories. They're neither valid nor scientific. Science classes should teach science. We object to kids having their heads filled with nonsense, is what we object to. As long as creationist zealots insist on peddling their mythology as science, I'll keep objecting.

    I don't have any problem with the view you stated. (That an intelligent "God" chose to use evolution by natural selection to create life as we know it today.) It's a religious question, not a scientific one; it's unprovable either way. My problem is with people who insist that science is flawed because it can't answer religious questions, or that religious myth is evidence to disprove scientific conclusions, or that science is a religion. These people are religious zealots, plain and simple. The fact that they are doesn't mean that everyone with religious beliefs is a zealot. It's just the the zealots are loudmouthed and annoying enough, as well as common enough in the US, to cause serious problems for people who prefer to know things, based on observational evidence, rather than to believe in them based on faith.

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  95. Re:And plenty of code space for more. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe because religious ppl are less inclined to logical thinking (since religion is a mixed bag of superstition, fairytales and folklore)?

    Religious ppl are simply not as intelligent as normal folks....

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  96. We have those here too. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Theyre called "seas". In fact, most planets with H2O have them in some form or another.

    Hardly impressive, and yet another example of ignorant media hyping somewhat uniquely interesting science.

  97. Re:And plenty of code space for more. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The fact that just because something is written in a popular book does not make it true should be able to faze a Bible-believer, but rarely does. Fact is, they put their faith in numbers, nothing more.

  98. weird things dept by Alien54 · · Score: 2
    wow, that's a website for freaks. [...] I'm all for speculation, but when you start making up crap like that site, you give everyone a bad name and a bad taste.

    Yep that's the problem.

    With the hundreds of hobbyists pouring over the thousands of Nasa Mars photos, they are sure to find some wierd things.

    But unfortunately, the fruitcakes are the ones who will be most dedicated to promoting their agenda, etc. When the weirdos get a hold of it, watch out! NASA has received more than it's share of heart burn from these guys.

    Take for example this news story from a couple of weeks ago where a relatively recent collision spawned a family of asteroids. This story combines well with this one on the BBC, which goes into the comet that killed off the Dinosaurs. It note how something fundamental changed in the Solar system 65 Million years ago.

    This starts to coordinate well with this proposition, that something destroyed a planet back then, but the wacko elements on the site make the whole proposition less palettable.

    Interesting mars photos all the same. I have no explanation, yet.

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  99. ALL THE ANSWERS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    how did those enormous, flat rock horizons get there, made of various materials, without as much as a dimple in them where a small creek interrupted the expanse?

    THE LORD JESUS CHRIST DID IT

    how did the tiny, little Colorado River get to carve out that big wide channel, uphill much of the way? Did the river form in the channel, or the channel form around the river?

    THE LORD JESUS CHRIST DID IT

    how did those huge silt deposits, consisting of material compatible with that missing from the Canyon, get to be heaped up downstream of it?

    THE LORD JESUS CHRIST DID IT

    why are many of the fossils in each layer have been aligned in one direction? Is Islam older than we thought, and they were all facing Mecca when they died? (-:

    THE LORD JESUS CHRIST DID IT

    and so on...

    THE LORD JESUS CHRIST DID IT

    IT JUST MAKES SO MUCH MORE SENSE THAT WAY

  100. But how can I be abominable? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination." Leviticus 18:22

    Okay, I know what all the heterosexual athiests out there are thinking right now: "I want to piss off this murderous, greedily and egotistically genocidal Yahweh dude, too, but I'm not gay! Do I have to have sex with other men?

    Don't fret; there are still lots of easy (and even tasty!) ways to violate those Levitican laws. It's not as easy as it used to be, what with all the four legged birds mysteriously vanishing, but you can still:

    Plant a garden full of different plants: this helps you eat healthy *and* annoy God! (Careful, though - the second year I tried it he sent a plague of aphids)

    Cut your beard: getting a tattoo as well compounds the defiance!

    Refuse to kill Miss Cleo: (on second thought, this time you might want to be obedient; just make sure you don't cuss while everyone's all excited and throwing stones)

    Grill up some shrimp: This one's my personal favorite. I recommend sauteeing your abominations with a little butter, garlic, salt, and red pepper. Delicious!

  101. Re:He mentioned that dumbass. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think the point is that the roots of the word dont involve earth, the word 'earth' is only used in the english translation.

    Rogerborg's little disclaimer was saying "Dont try to up the pedantry because these definitions say earth, that's just the fault of the particular translators that did the translating" - in effect he said to not bother doing what you did (assumin i'm talking to gigs)

  102. Re:He mentioned that dumbass. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    OK, I'm just slow. I withdraw counter-flame and agree that I am a dumbass.

    Gigs- (I post anonymous in reply to anonymous to prevent reparenting).

  103. Re:And plenty of code space for more. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is my number one argument.. There is a HUGE dependency issue with all of these theorys including the big bang theory. Where did the universe come from? If you claim it came from a deity of some sort, where did the deity come from? Do you get my point yet? It's not logical. Nothing is really logical in this realm, we just plain DON'T KNOW.

  104. Re:And plenty of code space for more. by Psiolent · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It is little wonder that the brightest minds on our planet didn't/don't belive in a God, both Einstein and Stephen Hawking have both said they see no room for such an entity in the universe.

    I've never actually heard this before (though I don't necessarily doubt it). Do you have any quotes or references for these two where they said something to that effect?

  105. Re:And plenty of code space for more. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Actually, your right and wrong. A lot of intelligent people used to go about trying to prove the existance or lack thereof of god, they got no where. It's part of the reason why the dark ages lasted so long.

  106. Re:He mentioned that dumbass. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    spoken like a gentleman

  107. What is it with americans? by G-funk · · Score: 3, Funny

    Why do americans feel the need to express everything in space, in how it relates to the size of texas?

    Bruce willis: How big is that thing?
    Some guy: It's as big as texas

    Nasa nerd 1: I've found a lake on mars!
    Nasa nerd 2: Really? where?
    Nasa nerd 3: Up there on your left... It's about 1.2 texas'.

    Picard: Number one, how fast are we currently travelling?
    Riker: Approximately 200 million texas' per hour sir

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    1. Re:What is it with americans? by jheinen · · Score: 1

      Because it's a convenient reference that all Americans understand. We could say "as big as France" or "as big as Siberia," but it wouldn't mean much to Americans. And NASA is, after all, an American organization.

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    2. Re:What is it with americans? by Phiu-x · · Score: 0

      I also think its because Texas is the US biggest state (well I'm not sure but I think it is...). I'm from Canada, especially the province of Quebec and here we use it (the biggest of the country) as a measure reference. when I was in grade school our geography teacher used to say that the province of Quebec was 7 times bigger than the superficy of France.

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    3. Re:What is it with americans? by Daengbo · · Score: 1

      Your comment is good, but I think you miss the point of the parent's post. The flood in Arizona and Colorado right now would probably help the raging forest fires that I saw on CNN two nights ago. Off topic, I stayed in a hotel that night and watched satelite TV for the first time in over a year and a half. CNN bored me to death. It's like NOTHING has happened worth talking about in months. How could I have ever been a news junkie way back when?

    4. Re:What is it with americans? by Jake96 · · Score: 1

      quoth Phiu-x: I also think its because Texas is the US biggest state
      ..endquoth

      Whoop! Damn straight. Alaska doesn't really count & we're bigger than the rest. I like these Canadians.

  108. Re:And plenty of code space for more. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Kudos. Clear, concise argument. Good point.

    BUT.

    The reason I tend to get upset is that I don't like admins showing up on my work or stopping me at the lunch room or handing me pamphlets at McDonalds and telling me about how Linux will save my business if I just give it a chance. Or the old guy on Slashdot who screams out about Linux on the desktop saving me. Sure, he's convicted. Sure, he's standing up for his beliefs. But I don't want to hear it.

    Granted, these are not "typical" computer people. They are OSS fanatics, Slashdot regulars or Richard Stallman. I understand. But these people drive me crazy. They get into little corners of my life and disrupt it, trying to get me to come and witness some^H^H^H^Hopen source UNIX clone and give props^H^H^H^H^H to their kernel. I don't like it, and I don't run it. How do you deal with it? One way, as I see it, is by letting your thoughts be known to large groups via message boards. Supporting your own belief that their IS no Linux superiority over Windows, and that you think they're all nuts.

    I used to (15 years ago) politely listen and nod, then go my own way. That didn't save me any time or make me feel better. Then (5 years ago) I started arguing with them about how stupid I thought their ideas were. Definitely a time-waster. Now, I just tell them to piss off, shut up, or get the hell out of my way. It's amazing to me that I could have the gall to be that rude to another human, but...

    THAT's why all the comments pop up about Linux zealots.

  109. Re:And plenty of code space for more. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That reminds me of something I hate...

    People who argue that the universe must have been created by God, because: "where did it come from then?"

    When I ask "where did God come from?" they fall back to "He's eternal, he was always there".

    Right, so the universe is NOT ALLOWED to just exist, it must be created, but it's perfectly OK for GOD to magically just be there? Thanks very much for your unreasoned and illogical belief, but I don't think I'll be dropping any coins in YOUR church collection plate.

  110. Re:And plenty of code space for more. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    why must ... always be the sign of a troll? maybe someday some troll will put out a good tutorial on how to troll well and this will stop.

  111. lose by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    loose != lose

  112. Re:And plenty of code space for more. by Daengbo · · Score: 1

    It is little wonder that the brightest minds on our planet didn't/don't belive in a God, both Einstein and Stephen Hawking have both said they see no room for such an entity in the universe. That's really funny, because Einstein's great quote about quantum physics is "God doesn't play dice with the universe." He was also a pretty serious Jew, but other than that, I didn't know him, so I won't speak to his faith.

  113. Re:And plenty of code space for more. by Daengbo · · Score: 1

    I'm going to assume that you live in the US, because of the Portland reference. Freedom of speech is just that: it is not freedom to listen to what you want. No one has a right to come into your home and say whatever they want, but the traditional understanding of the right to free speech is specifically to air unpopular beliefs, be they political or religious. I know that the constitution is mangled to death every day in America (heck, try living in a monarchy), so please don't rebut me about current practices. Freedom of speech was given to ensure the free exchange of ideas, whether you want to hear them or not. You are also "free" to close your ears. In short, what you want to hear is not important to the constitution of the US

  114. Re:And plenty of code space for more. by Afrosheen · · Score: 2

    He was also a pretty serious Jew, but other than that, I didn't know him, so I won't speak to his faith.

    His faith can't hear you anyway. He's been dead for awhile. ;)

    I wish I had a million moderator points for each time something like this comes up. Everyone gets all religious or anti-religious and I need hundreds of mod points (most of them -1 offtopic) to straighten the thread out. It's too far gone and pointless to even mention by now but if this was on a message board somewhere the mods would've locked it about 40 posts ago. Lame.

    By the way people, in case you missed it, evidence of a big flood and lake were discovered on Mars.

  115. Re:And plenty of code space for more. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Einstein chose hell. I don't think that's very smart.

  116. Re:And plenty of code space for more. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You misspelled 'nut', and your grammar is rather incorrect.

  117. Re:And plenty of code space for more. by Afrosheen · · Score: 2

    I feel sorry for you for having such a terrible science teacher. Evolution is taught in many science classes, if for no other reason to show you relationships between species, classes, etc. Once you get past the basics with Gregory Mendel and move on to genetics, everything becomes clear. Creature X is a mutation of Creature Y, went on to become successful in a different niche than Creature X, and therefore a clear branch on the evolutionary tree emerges. There are still those who cling to 17th century thinking and they're only doing themselves damage by living in a small-minded world.

    As for your last comment "perhaps I am just childish", that's not a bad thing. One of the defining attributes of children is their open-mindedness and ability to think and imagine without boundaries. Tell some first graders to draw their ideal car and see what they come up with, or even kindergarteners (german sp). It'll be much more interesting than something a child in 7th grade will draw for reasons mentioned.

    I have a strong feeling you grew up in the south in a small town...lotta regression down here in some parts. Actually smalltown anywhere usually fosters xenophobic and 'filthy ape' mentalities.

  118. Re:skoshies - Further clarification by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So for a woman soliciting a gigalo in Japan, Sukoshi cash will net her Chisaii penis! Oh wait, the dollar amount doesn't matter..they're all chisaii penii.

  119. What a clever little river! by leonbrooks · · Score: 2
    the river maintained its course by increasing its rate of erosion

    Yah, noticing its reduced rate of flow, it just reached over and wound up the dial marked `erosion rate'. D'ya happen to have a reference to hand pegging its reaction time? Teleology, anyone? (-:

    slicing through the uplifting plateau like a "hot knife through butter"

    Another point of mind that you didn't address is directly supported in your metaphor. The canyon didn't require a knife; something more akin to a shovel is in order. And if it did cut as you say, where are the alluvial fans at the mouths of the side canyons?

    the ignorance you display of basic geology in your post (why are many of the fossils in each layer have been aligned in one direction...facing Mecca when they died? )

    Try keeping up with the research. Actually, finding this was an education in itself. I ran across several evolutionists positing rapid rock formation in answer to Creationist claims of rapid rock formation. Um, what? Own goal? (-:

    Those of you who modded the parent of this down did the right thing. Keep down the bad work!
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  120. Little creeks by leonbrooks · · Score: 2
    how did those enormous, flat rock horizons get there, made of various materials, without as much as a dimple in them where a small creek interrupted the expanse?

    It's very dry, little creeks don't last long.

    Here in Oz, we have places that don't get rained upon for years at a time too. They have creeks. We also have totally level mudflats. They have creeks too. Want to do some special pleading before you're buzzed off the show?

    Since you're in the mood, you might want to have a stab at explaining how the Great Unconformity got itself so neatly planed off. That should be funny too...
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  121. An uplifting experience? by leonbrooks · · Score: 2
    how did the tiny, little Colorado River get to carve out that big wide channel, uphill much of the way? Did the river form in the channel, or the channel form around the river?

    Simple,

    `Too simple, he missed.'

    the river was there before it was going "uphill". As the Colorado plateau uplifted during the forming of the rockies, the river ate down through the rock instead of being uplifted with it.

    Odd how it ate the (mostly harder) rocks in the middle faster than the (mostly softer) rocks at the ends, isn't it? D'ya think maybe this river, er, rises to a challenge or something? (-:
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  122. A sedimental moment by leonbrooks · · Score: 2
    how did those huge silt deposits, consisting of material compatible with that missing from the Canyon, get to be heaped up downstream of it?

    Sediments usually do heap up downstream of where they were eroded.

    Yo, and wouldn't it be such an important point for me to make if they did? D'oh? I wasn't marketing to the `would-you-like-brains-with-that?' crowd, which perhaps I should be on SlashDot.

    We're talking silty deposits tens to hundreds of meters thick, and well above the river bed. There's also the matter of tens of thousands of cubic kilometers of sediment which, if borne away gradually by the Colorado River, should have formed a really noticeable alluvial fan at the river's mouth - but didn't.

    If that seems answerable (-: please! :-) we might also ask where the hundreds of meters of sediment represented by the rocks not present in droves above the rim of the canyon - neatly shorn off, as I mentioned in a previous response - went. And then we turn to the really hard questions...

    If you want something a bit more narrative, try here.
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  123. All reamed out by leonbrooks · · Score: 2

    Austin answers the footprints and dunes here.

    There is a much more detailed treatement of the Coconino footprints here.

    Read about Tapeats in a bit more detail here

    You will no doubt notice that all of these giant oysters, found many km up in the Andes, died closed.

    And so on. Reams of answers, only a Google away. How so, since the mast majority of researchers in this world hew to the materialist/naturalist worldview constantly hammered into them by school, television, even comics? How are so few - and such ill-equipped - opponents able to uncover so much that speaks of a short and violent history for our planet, if its history is truly long and meandering?

    Personally, I was a little disappointed that you got moderated into the dirt even though your material is all pretty much standard and imaginitive. You did at least put some effort into putting those obsolete ideas across.

    Nevertheless, it's bedtime for me. Do your own searching. Sayonarah!

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  124. Re:so damned dangerous by ballantrae · · Score: 1

    On behalf of religious people everywhere I thank you for your comments.

    There is no greater compliment than to be told that you (or your ideas) are "dangerous".

    Yes we have "dangerous" ideas. It is "dangerous" to assume that we will all have to answer for our actions, "dangerous" to believe that all that exists, is but the thought of a creator. "dangerous" that we have an obligation to put our lives on the line for each other and family for more than just self-preservation.

    It is further "dangerous" to society at large that there are men who believe that there are things for which they must be willing to surrender their lives, even their reputations.

    An example of this "danger" would be the Abolitionists in Mass. who proposed secession in response to their perceived abuses from the south, did I mention that their "dangerous and subversive" activities stemmed from their religious belief?

    Well, I applaud you for recognizing the "danger" that we of religion represent. Certainly a harmless atheist like yourself can be counted upon to determine such a thing.

    -ballantrae

  125. Have you ever been to Texas? by pmancini · · Score: 1

    Texas is big. Real big. And empty. Oh there are lots of things in Texas - it's not all desert. In fact just about any climate on Earth can be found in Texas. However the big cities are far apart and you will drive for hours and hours and hours to get to the next big city. It is kind of like star travel. Between the big cities there isn't a lot that is very interesting. I think that is what makes Texas seem even bigger than it actually is. Texas really is big enough to be it's own thrid world country. The U.S. relies on Texas immensely. Texas can get along fine on it's own without the U.S. but the U.S. cannot make it without Texas.

    1. Re:Have you ever been to Texas? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude, we could ALL make it without Texas.

      Who needs racist, uneducated, ten-gallon hat wearing wannabe cowboys anyways?

    2. Re:Have you ever been to Texas? by KewlPC · · Score: 1

      Texas really is big enough to be it's own thrid world country.

      For a few years (10? 15?) Texas was its own country. AFAIK, the whole Alamo thing took place during Texas' war for independence from Mexico. And, IIRC, it became so poor that it asked the US to annex it.

    3. Re:Have you ever been to Texas? by G-funk · · Score: 1

      No I haven't been to texas, but you just described most of Australia, so it's not really that strange to me :)

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    4. Re:Have you ever been to Texas? by pmancini · · Score: 2

      That's cool. I would love to see Australia. I think there should be more cowboy movies about Australia - the differences would make it more refreshing (aboriginal tribes vs. native american, those funny short black trees and blood thirsty tasmanian devils!)

    5. Re:Have you ever been to Texas? by G-funk · · Score: 2

      Hahaha, tazzie devils may be bloodthirsty, but they're only about as big as a silky terrier, methinks it'd be a pretty quick fight ;-)

      Plus who wants to go to tasmania? Bunch a two-headed folk who marry their cousins ;-)

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  126. Re:so damned dangerous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'd says that anybody who talks to themselves (you religious nuts call it "praying") and believes in some all powerful, all knowing magical man who lives in the sky is a potential danger to themselves and to others. Your "god" is simply a convenient answer to your questions (ie. "Why is the sky blue?" "Because god made it that way.") because you are afraid to admit that you simply "don't know", unlike atheists. That is dangerous because you stifle progress and science by accepting everything as an act of "god". Screw that, I actually want to know why and how things happen, not some false faith in imaginary beings.

  127. Re:The problem is that "religious zealots" are ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "1) Humans are fallable. Therefore, even if the Bible is in fact infallable, our interpretation of it may be incorrect. Our interpretation must always be balanced with other forms of evidence and reasoning. Fanatics don't have these checks and balances and end up doing things like "murdering in the name of God"."

    The bible was written by humans, therefore you contradict yourself by saying that humans are fallable and the bible isn't.

    You religious nuts are so blind that you don't even notice. Next!

  128. The Real Reason Revealed by leonbrooks · · Score: 2
    Anyway, I'm going to stop arguing with you, as you're obviously an overly-Christian zealot who is blinded by a book that was written a few thousand years ago by some people who we don't even really know wrote it.

    All of your other bulldust was basically a leadup to this: `If you don't agree with me, you're a nutter!' In terms of reasoning, you just blew it.

    It's people like you that get evolution banned from being taught in states like Kansas.

    When did Kansas ban the teaching of evolution?

    IIRC, evolution simply lost it's protected status. Which is necessary if science is to avoid religious stagnation. Or don't you think it can stand on its own merits?

    University's geology field camp out in Southwest Utah early tomorrow morning. Perhaps we can have this discussion again when I return after 5 weeks of observing and describing rocks in the region.

    You're a bit north of target, an you're going to miss the interesting silty bits over towards Vegas.
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  129. Dune/Messiah by leonbrooks · · Score: 2
    You should have asked them to explain the Canyon layers that are basically fossilized wind-blown sand dunes.


    Yeah, wind-blown, right... for starters, there's nothing wrong from a catastrophist perspective with wind having blown on dunes; for seconds, those dunes were not formed by wind. For a sweeping overview, see here and for a more specific treatment of the dunes (and footprints, but see below) try this.

    Or the layers with [land] animal tracks.

    One of the things about floods is that they come up, and they go down. The kind of flood postulated here is not the polite little rush of water one envisions when one hears the word `flood'; think of facing a set of tidal waves several kilometers high, then map that around the horizon a bit (in many places) and throw in constant off-the-richter-scale earthquakes and vulcanism to make Ragnarok look like a penny-bomb. In between all of this chaos, things ebb and flow. For weeks, maybe even a month or so, your continent - or at least your bit of it - might be high and dry, only to suddenly be tipped over or drenched in the aftereffects of yet another Krakatoa. Everything gets some airtime, and some time underneath devastating mudflows, some time getting lava poured onto it, some time under many kilometers of water.

    Land animal tracks, particularly tracks hurrying through water, are an expected feature of such a Deluge. They are evidence for it, not against it.

    See for example `Brand, L.R. and Tang, T., 1991. Fossil vertebrate footprints in the Coconino Sandstone (Permian) of northern Arizona: Evidence for underwater origin. Geology, vol. 19,pp. 1201-1204.' and try to tell me that they're a Creationist source. (-:
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    1. Re:Dune/Messiah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      . For a sweeping overview, see here [grisda.org]

      Do you have any links that are written by scientists doing real science rather than creationists waving their hands?

      One of the things about floods is that they come up, and they go down. The kind of flood postulated here is not the polite little rush of water one envisions when one hears the word `flood'; think of facing a set of tidal waves several kilometers high

      Let me get this straight. The entire world is covered by miles of water.... and yet parts of the planet are going to remain dry for weeks at a time? And there is more than one layer with animal tracks. What you are saying is that the Flood washed across Arizona, wiping everything out, then a bunch of animals ran in and left tracks, then another wave came through, and then more animals ran in (from where?), etc.

      Why are only certain fossils found in certain layers. For that matter, why are there layers at all? Why didn't the second wave scour away the mud from the first wave? Your wouldn't have distinct layers at all. When the flood receded you'd just have one big pile of sludge.

      Here's a nice link about the geologic column and problems with the Flood.

  130. A living refutation by leonbrooks · · Score: 2
    THE LORD JESUS CHRIST DID IT

    One of my Atheist friends delights in adding `Atheists are the reason there is reason' stickers to things. You appear to be a living refutation of his stickers.

    William Dembski's book Intelligent Design includes one of the best and most complete exposures of the mindlessness and fearfulness which goes into the `goddunnit' refrain, and shows how removing that fear frees science to be science instead of a self-limiting slave of materialism. It also supplies a number of thoughtful and agnostic approaches to dealing with design in nature. Read it.

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  131. Volcanic activity, a double-take by leonbrooks · · Score: 2
    I thought I read somewhere there was some volcanic activity that helped form the Grand Canyon.

    It's more likely to be a story on a number of volcanic lava runs which have formed blockages in the Canyon, and scientists' amazement at how fast the Colorado River seems to have eaten through those blockages. I have had materialists tell me in consecutive breaths that volcanic rock is very hard and that water dissolves the silicates in volcanic rock very fast. Take your pick, I guess.

    I might have seen it on PBS or something also.

    If you did, it will almost certainly be so slanted as to seem horizontal.
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  132. Wow, it must be science :\ by umrgregg · · Score: 1

    Gimmie a break. I love how your 'research' links point to religious web pages. You think they have a motive behind their theories? Some of their references are terribly outdated and misrepresented. I'm sitting in the same room as 16000 geological and geophysical journal publications and 2200 books going back to the 1880's. I did a quick skim through the referenced GSA and JSP publications and needless to say, they had NOTHING to do with what they were referenced for.

    I liked the giant Andean clam page too some of my prof's got a kick out of it. As everyone commented on the page, they are most likely concretions. You can't really go on hearsay and fuzzy pictures, but a sample -loan would be nice. And like I said, dieing closed != cataclysmic death. Even if it were for these unlikely monster clams, who is to say that they were not suddenly killed and redeposited by a storm?

    Evolutionist != Scientist or geologist. Sorry. Who knows what your evolutionist was smoking? I sure don't, and he probably wasn't a geologist.

    I'm glad you're interested in educating yourself. Here's a non-intensive link that explains away some of your logic with noah's flood and the grand canyon. I can explain again why you're wrong regarding the river's erosion (a first semester geologist would understand) if you're interested. I'm getting tired of feeding the religion trolls in the science forum and I have to get back to my thesis.

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  133. Real scientists doing real science by leonbrooks · · Score: 2
    For a sweeping overview, see here

    Do you have any links that are written by scientists doing real science rather than creationists waving their hands?

    Yes, the link supplied was `written by real scientists doing real science'. You will also find many references in it to other `real scientists doing real science' and in fact it relies on some conclusions reluctantly arrived at by `real scientists' who don't like the direction their research is talking but are honest and so publish anyway.

    If you can agree that the process of `doing science' can be categorised as two general activities, namely research and synthesis, it should be blindingly obvious that a lot of synthesis is omitted and a lot of research mis-reported either because it does not fit the worldview of the scientist(s) doing it or the scientist doesn't dare report it for fear of offending the worldview of others. Which of course makes it handwaving and not science.

    Short on examples? Pick almost any homonid announcement ever made, or the peppered moth and its sticky situation. Big fanfare on the day, mumbled apology in footnote later. Only in the last few years have scientific journals been shamed into frequently reporting the failure of each icon with an actual indexed article.

    Short on a really clear illustration of that stupidity at work IRL? Search for Harlan Bretz and read about forty years of shunning because his basic research did not fit prevailing scientific worldviews.

    Here's [talkorigins.org] a nice link about the geologic column and problems with the Flood

    Pffft! As if anything from t.o has any integrity! They've been shown time and again to consistently skip over or misread (ie talk past and fail to address) inconvenient facts; I remember seeing one incident in which they were given a text from Darwin and another from Hitler, only to get them the wrong way around. Like, d'oh? It's not as if ten seconds in a search engine wouldn't conclusively settle the issue, yet they were too arrogant and stupid to bother. Frightening, given the number of degrees available...

    Come out from behind your non-pseudonym and I'll bother giving you an argument with extensive links. To materialist scientific research, no less.
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  134. Re:so damned dangerous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    your not dangerous in a 1776 dangerous sorta way, your dangerous in a hitler sorta way.
    it's not a compliment, and thinking it is shows you to be a bit diluded.
    Irritating people is not revolutionary