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  1. Re:results by TheLink · · Score: 1 · on With Mountain Lion's iCloud Integration, Apple Strengthens the Garden Wall

    If your IPO goes down, yes that's the sign of an overpriced IPO (if it doesn't move far from it, it's near the right price).

    But if you managed to sell your car at a high price and buyers were not tricked or forced into buying it, I doubt you should feel unhappy or guilty. So were the buyers tricked? I don't think most were, they were speculators taking a bet. Maybe you should feel some shame if the price dropped to half or similar... But other than that, enjoy the profits from your sale...

    Vaguely related spoof of the day: http://www.borowitzreport.com/2012/05/17/a-letter-from-mark-zuckerberg/

  2. Re:Stop it. by Barsteward · · Score: -1, Flamebait · on Santorum Defends Robocalls To Democrats

    if they do that then you won't get great blog posts like this... http://www.borowitzreport.com/2012/02/27/poll-given-choice-between-romney-and-santorum-most-voters-choose-suicide/

  3. Don't worry, the gov't is prepared by ThinWhiteDuke · · Score: 2, Funny · on Bird Flu Drug Mass Production Technique Discovered

    They have a plan

  4. Broadband over gas lines !!! by Frankie70 · · Score: 0, Offtopic · on Web Access Over Power Lines

    I first thought that it was either an Onion or
    Borowitz report article.

    I think I'll wait for my BWL - Broadband over Water Connection Lines?

  5. Re:France submit....again.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0 · on Music Industry Drafts Code of Conduct for ISPs

    Calm down, it is OK... the world understands, it's in France's nature to surrender. They just can't help it.

    -
    "I would rather have a German division in front of me than a French one behind me." -- General George S. Patton

  6. Re:Seriously guys by sometimesdee · · Score: 1 · on Reinventing the Wheel

    On a slightly related tangent, "Segway Creator Invents Round Thingy"

  7. Re:Kind of ironic.... by notmtwain · · Score: 1 · on Help Choose Final Bush/Kerry/Nader Youth Voter Questions
    Nader Blasts G.O.P.
    Someone brought this Borowitz report to my attention
    today. I think that it's true that the Republicans are
    falling down on the job with regard to promoting
    Nader.

    To Republicans, I say:

    • How about
      running a few ads for Nader?
    • What are you
      doing to get him on the ballot today?
    • What are
      you doing to get him elected today?



    The Borowitz Report.com



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  8. Borowitz by jvmatthe · · Score: 1 · on Humor in Times of War?

    Borowitz Report has been fairly consistently good. Even prophetic. He had Geraldo un-imbedded a whole week before it really happened. Then there are the Fuck Fries, Saddam Hiding 1 Million US Jobs, and a classic bit on Nucular Weapons. (Yes, you read right. NUCULAR.)

  9. Borowitz by jvmatthe · · Score: 1 · on Humor in Times of War?

    Borowitz Report has been fairly consistently good. Even prophetic. He had Geraldo un-imbedded a whole week before it really happened. Then there are the Fuck Fries, Saddam Hiding 1 Million US Jobs, and a classic bit on Nucular Weapons. (Yes, you read right. NUCULAR.)

  10. Borowitz by jvmatthe · · Score: 1 · on Humor in Times of War?

    Borowitz Report has been fairly consistently good. Even prophetic. He had Geraldo un-imbedded a whole week before it really happened. Then there are the Fuck Fries, Saddam Hiding 1 Million US Jobs, and a classic bit on Nucular Weapons. (Yes, you read right. NUCULAR.)

  11. Borowitz by jvmatthe · · Score: 1 · on Humor in Times of War?

    Borowitz Report has been fairly consistently good. Even prophetic. He had Geraldo un-imbedded a whole week before it really happened. Then there are the Fuck Fries, Saddam Hiding 1 Million US Jobs, and a classic bit on Nucular Weapons. (Yes, you read right. NUCULAR.)

  12. Borowitz by jvmatthe · · Score: 1 · on Humor in Times of War?

    Borowitz Report has been fairly consistently good. Even prophetic. He had Geraldo un-imbedded a whole week before it really happened. Then there are the Fuck Fries, Saddam Hiding 1 Million US Jobs, and a classic bit on Nucular Weapons. (Yes, you read right. NUCULAR.)

  13. Re:The best weapon.. by ObviousGuy · · Score: 2 · on Space Based Weapons Study

    The Americans have already developed that weapon.