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  1. Re:A pop bottle in space? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll · on Inventor to Launch Pop Bottle Rocket into Space

    I would like to launch a pop bottle to Uranus.

  2. Plug it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll · on Gaping Holes In Fully Patched IE7, Firefox 2

    So, is this the solution? Plug that hole.

  3. Re:its bad enough by theArtificial · · Score: 0 · on Goatse.cx Is For Sale

    Or perhaps http://www.bottleguy.com/ ? There is nothing quite like making coworkers fear links from you.

  4. Well, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0 · on Microsoft Is Sued For Patent Violation Over .NET

    If you like that, check this out. It's the same guy, but this time he has a two liter bottle in his ass.

  5. Re:Written by an ex-Microsoft employee. by Slash+Veteran · · Score: -1 · on Governments, Beyond the Open Source Hype

    She also writes under the pseudonym of Dr. James A. Bottle. And after reading her top ranked Dr. Bottle article, it is clear she's a Microsoft shill. Check out some of her related Dr. Bottle works. Quite a treasure trove.

  6. It's more a misunderstanding than a real problem by arothstein · · Score: -1, Troll · on Google's Insular Nature

    Renowned tech author James Bottle (The Intel Game, Inside the Exodus and Other 2K Myths), wrote an intriguing piece on what really goes on inside Google. Including a great piece of how Google hardware actually works -- search for any group of terms and get your result, fully page ranked, in 0.20sec. Now that's something. Bottle's article is a must read for any Googler. It pretty soundly refutes the "insular" allegations of this article. I'm sure he'd tell them to shove it up their ass, if you will pardon my French.

  7. Re:Outsourced by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative · on Network Management Outsourced to India
    Not quite, ex-lax. When it's done properly, you outsource the first stage of tech support -- the drones. They answer the luser questions, shit like "why can't I login?": answer "all-caps is on". "Is your monitor plugged in?" that kind of shit. Once India has determined that your problem is real and legit, they hand it off to a stateside company that can put boots on the ground quickly if need be.

    Famed author James Bottle wrote a great analysis of Motorola's top-notch model that follows that very approach. A facinating read.

  8. Re:odd request by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll · on UK Government Wants Private Encryption Keys

    They can very quickly verify the validity of the private-public match using what is known as a Bottle Algorithm. Bottle Algorithms are computationally simple to implement and can be replicated in hardware to suit the task.