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  1. Evil, ill and def. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll · on Palm OS Based Gaming Device Nears Release
    Join the SJP Today!
    SJP (SJP) is the first organization which
    gathers Straight Jews from all over the world for this simple goal - being totally def.

    Are you a member of the GNAA?

    If you answered yes to any of the above questions, you may have just been beat to first post by the SJP!
    Join SJP (Straight Jew Posse) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time SJP member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. And If they can accomplish that, just imagine what Jews can do!

    Facts:
    1. Jews have their own country, one that doesn't suck, like all those African ones.
    2. There are a lot of Smart Jews, which is bragable.(click on Science)
    3. Whereas the GNAA undoubtedly likes to eat pork rinds and watermelon, we Jews prefer such fine cuisine as schmaltz and gribbenes
    4. Jews have been kicked out of more countries than anyone else.

    Join the SJP today! Why not? It's quick and easy - only 4 simple steps!

    First, you have to be a Jew. Messianic Jews don't count and will be shot in the face. You're Christians. Don't steal our Jews.

    Second, you need to be a heterosexual, if you're male. However there is evidence in the Torah that lesbianism is ok with G-D. So Kike Dykes are cool with the SJP.

    Third, you need to download Licensed to Ill by the Beastie Boys, because rap is best done by Jews.

    Fourth, send an email to SJP4eva2003@yahoo.com listing your qualifications and what you feel you can bring to the SJP. Of course, dual membership between the SJP and the GNAA is theoretically possible, but not recommended.

    If you are having trouble locating #SJP, the official Straight Jew Posse IRC channel, that would be because it doesn't exist. IRC is for niggers.

    If you have any Matzah Ball Soup and would like to support SJP, please moderate this post up.

    This post brought to you by a proud member of SJP
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  2. Shalom!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll · on ATM For Anonymous Online Payments
    Join the SJP Today!
    SJP (SJP) is the first organization which
    gathers Straight Jews from all over the world for this simple goal - being totally def.

    Are you a member of the GNAA?

    If you answered yes to any of the above questions, you may have just been beat to first post by the SJP!
    Join SJP (Straight Jew Posse) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time SJP member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. And If they can accomplish that, just imagine what Jews can do!

    Facts:
    1. Jews have their own country, one that doesn't suck, like all those African ones.
    2. There are a lot of Smart Jews, which is bragable.(click on Science)
    3. Whereas the GNAA undoubtedly likes to eat pork rinds and watermelon, we Jews prefer such fine cuisine as schmaltz and gribbenes
    4. Jews have been kicked out of more countries than anyone else.

    Join the SJP today! Why not? It's quick and easy - only 4 simple steps!

    First, you have to be a Jew. Messianic Jews don't count and will be shot in the face. You're Christians. Don't steal our Jews.

    Second, you need to be a heterosexual, if you're male. However there is evidence in the Torah that lesbianism is ok with G-D. So Kike Dykes are cool with the SJP.

    Third, you need to download Licensed to Ill by the Beastie Boys, because rap is best done by Jews.

    Fourth, send an email to SJP4eva2003@yahoo.com listing your qualifications and what you feel you can bring to the SJP. Of course, dual membership between the SJP and the GNAA is theoretically possible, but not recommended.

    If you are having trouble locating #SJP, the official Straight Jew Posse IRC channel, that would be because it doesn't exist. IRC is for niggers.

    If you have any Matzah Ball Soup and would like to support SJP, please moderate this post up.

    This post brought to you by a proud member of SJP
    ________________________________________________
    |________________________________________________|
    |__Awesome ascii-art Star of David Coming Soon___|
    |________________________________________________'

  3. GAMES PAGE IS UGLY by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll · on Celebrating Bad Game Packaging Art
    Join the SJP Today!
    SJP (SJP) is the first organization which
    gathers Straight Jews from all over the world for this simple goal - being totally def.

    Are you a member of the GNAA?

    If you answered yes to any of the above questions, you may have just been beat to first post by the SJP!
    Join SJP (Straight Jew Posse) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time SJP member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. And If they can accomplish that, just imagine what Jews can do!

    Facts:
    1. Jews have their own country, one that doesn't suck, like all those African ones.
    2. There are a lot of Smart Jews, which is bragable.(click on Science)
    3. Whereas the GNAA undoubtedly likes to eat pork rinds and watermelon, we Jews prefer such fine cuisine as schmaltz and gribbenes
    4. Jews have been kicked out of more countries than anyone else.

    Join the SJP today! Why not? It's quick and easy - only 4 simple steps!

    First, you have to be a Jew. Messianic Jews don't count and will be shot in the face. You're Christians. Don't steal our Jews.

    Second, you need to be a heterosexual, if you're male. However there is evidence in the Torah that lesbianism is ok with G-D. So Kike Dykes are cool with the SJP.

    Third, you need to download Licensed to Ill by the Beastie Boys, because rap is best done by Jews.

    Fourth, send an email to SJP4eva2003@yahoo.com listing your qualifications and what you feel you can bring to the SJP. Of course, dual membership between the SJP and the GNAA is theoretically possible, but not recommended.

    If you are having trouble locating #SJP, the official Straight Jew Posse IRC channel, that would be because it doesn't exist. IRC is for niggers.

    If you have any Matzah Ball Soup and would like to support SJP, please moderate this post up.

    This post brought to you by a proud member of SJP
    ________________________________________________
    |________________________________________________|
    |__Awesome ascii-art Star of David Coming Soon___|
    |________________________________________________'

  4. fp nigs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll · on Will Munich's Linux Desktops Be Running Windows?
    Join the SJP Today!
    SJP (SJP) is the first organization which
    gathers Straight Jews from all over the world for this simple goal - being totally def.

    Are you a member of the GNAA?

    If you answered yes to any of the above questions, you may have just been beat to first post by the SJP!
    Join SJP (Straight Jew Posse) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time SJP member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. And If they can accomplish that, just imagine what Jews can do!

    Facts:
    1. Jews have their own country, one that doesn't suck, like all those African ones.
    2. There are a lot of Smart Jews, which is bragable.(click on Science)
    3. Whereas the GNAA undoubtedly likes to eat pork rinds and watermelon, we Jews prefer such fine cuisine as schmaltz and gribbenes
    4. Jews have been kicked out of more countries than anyone else.

    Join the SJP today! Why not? It's quick and easy - only 4 simple steps!

    First, you have to be a Jew. Messianic Jews don't count and will be shot in the face. You're Christians. Don't steal our Jews.

    Second, you need to be a heterosexual, if you're male. However there is evidence in the Torah that lesbianism is ok with G-D. So Kike Dykes are cool with the SJP.

    Third, you need to download Licensed to Ill by the Beastie Boys, because rap is best done by Jews.

    Fourth, send an email to SJP4eva2003@yahoo.com listing your qualifications and what you feel you can bring to the SJP. Of course, dual membership between the SJP and the GNAA is theoretically possible, but not recommended.

    If you are having trouble locating #SJP, the official Straight Jew Posse IRC channel, that would be because it doesn't exist. IRC is for niggers.

    If you have any Matzah Ball Soup and would like to support SJP, please moderate this post up.

    This post brought to you by a proud member of SJP
    ________________________________________________
    |________________________________________________|
    |__Awesome ascii-art Star of David Coming Soon___|
    |________________________________________________'

  5. MPAA fails it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll · on Dutch Experimental IPv6 MP3 Stream Relay
    Join the SJP Today!
    SJP (SJP) is the first organization which
    gathers Straight Jews from all over the world for this simple goal - being totally def.

    Are you a member of the GNAA?

    If you answered yes to any of the above questions, you may have just been beat to first post by the SJP!
    Join SJP (Straight Jew Posse) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time SJP member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. And If they can accomplish that, just imagine what Jews can do!

    Facts:
    1. Jews have their own country, one that doesn't suck, like all those African ones.
    2. There are a lot of Smart Jews, which is bragable.(click on Science)
    3. Whereas the GNAA undoubtedly likes to eat pork rinds and watermelon, we Jews prefer such fine cuisine as schmaltz and gribbenes
    4. Jews have been kicked out of more countries than anyone else.

    Join the SJP today! Why not? It's quick and easy - only 4 simple steps!

    First, you have to be a Jew. Messianic Jews don't count and will be shot in the face. You're Christians. Don't steal our Jews.

    Second, you need to be a heterosexual, if you're male. However there is evidence in the Torah that lesbianism is ok with G-D. So Kike Dykes are cool with the SJP.

    Third, you need to download Licensed to Ill by the Beastie Boys, because rap is best done by Jews.

    Fourth, send an email to SJP4eva2003@yahoo.com listing your qualifications and what you feel you can bring to the SJP. Of course, dual membership between the SJP and the GNAA is theoretically possible, but not recommended.

    If you are having trouble locating #SJP, the official Straight Jew Posse IRC channel, that would be because it doesn't exist. IRC is for niggers.

    If you have any Matzah Ball Soup and would like to support SJP, please moderate this post up.

    This post brought to you by a proud member of SJP
    ________________________________________________
    |________________________________________________|
    |__Awesome ascii-art Star of David Coming Soon___|
    |________________________________________________'

  6. NON-FP SJP, just for the record. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll · on Making Freenet Find Stuff Faster
    Join the SJP Today!
    SJP (SJP) is the first organization which
    gathers Straight Jews from all over the world for this simple goal - being totally def.

    Are you a member of the GNAA?

    If you answered yes to any of the above questions, you may have just been beat to first post by the SJP! [ed. note: not this time]
    Join SJP (Straight Jew Posse) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time SJP member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. And If they can accomplish that, just imagine what Jews can do!

    Facts:
    1. Jews have their own country, one that doesn't suck, like all those African ones.
    2. There are a lot of Smart Jews, which is bragable.(click on Science)
    3. Whereas the GNAA undoubtedly likes to eat pork rinds and watermelon, we Jews prefer such fine cuisine as schmaltz and gribbenes
    4. Jews have been kicked out of more countries than anyone else.

    Join the SJP today! Why not? It's quick and easy - only 4 simple steps!

    First, you have to be a Jew. Messianic Jews don't count and will be shot in the face. You're Christians. Don't steal our Jews.

    Second, you need to be a heterosexual, if you're male. However there is evidence in the Torah that lesbianism is ok with G-D. So Kike Dykes are cool with the SJP.

    Third, you need to download Licensed to Ill by the Beastie Boys, because rap is best done by Jews.

    Fourth, send an email to SJP4eva2003@yahoo.com listing your qualifications and what you feel you can bring to the SJP. Of course, dual membership between the SJP and the GNAA is theoretically possible, but not recommended.

    If you are having trouble locating #SJP, the official Straight Jew Posse IRC channel, that would be because it doesn't exist. IRC is for niggers.

    If you have any Matzah Ball Soup and would like to support SJP, please moderate this post up.

    This post brought to you by a proud member of SJP
    ________________________________________________
    |________________________________________________|
    |__Awesome ascii-art Star of David Coming Soon___|
    |________________________________________________'

  7. what's for breakfast? fp! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic · on Mozilla Gets (Beta) Native SVG support
    Join the SJP Today! SJP (SJP) is the first organization which
    gathers Straight Jews from all over the world for this simple goal - being totally def.

    Are you a member of the GNAA?

    If you answered yes to any of the above questions, you may have just been beat to first post by the SJP!
    Join SJP (Straight Jew Posse) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time SJP member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. And If they can accomplish that, just imagine what Jews can do!

    Facts:
    1. Jews have their own country, one that doesn't suck, like all those African ones.
    2. There are a lot of Smart Jews, which is bragable.(click on Science)
    3. Whereas the GNAA undoubtedly likes to eat pork rinds and watermelon, we Jews prefer such fine cuisine as schmaltz and gribbenes
    4. Jews have been kicked out of more countries than anyone else.

    Join the SJP today! Why not? It's quick and easy - only 4 simple steps!

    First, you have to be a Jew. Messianic Jews don't count and will be shot in the face. You're Christians. Don't steal our Jews.

    Second, you need to be a heterosexual, if you're male. However there is evidence in the Torah that lesbianism is ok with G-D. So Kike Dykes are cool with the SJP.

    Third, you need to download Licensed to Ill by the Beastie Boys, because rap is best done by Jews.

    Fourth, send an email to SJP4eva2003@yahoo.com listing your qualifications and what you feel you can bring to the SJP.
    Of course, dual membership between the SJP and the GNAA is theoretically possible, but not recommended.

    If you are having trouble locating #SJP, the official Straight Jew Posse IRC channel, that would be because it doesn't exist. IRC is for niggers.

    If you have any Matzah Ball Soup and would like to support SJP, please moderate this post up.

    This post brought to you by a proud member of SJP
    ________________________________________________
    |________________________________________________|
    |__Awesome ascii-art Star of David Coming Soon___|
    |________________________________________________'

  8. NON-FP SJP, just for the record. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic · on Australian Gov't Moves To Block E-commerce Patent
    Join the SJP Today!

    SJP (SJP) is the first organization which gathers Straight Jews from all over the world for this simple goal - being totally def.

    Are you a member of the GNAA?

    If you answered yes to any of the above questions, you may have just been beat to first post by the SJP! [ed. note: not this time]
    Join SJP (Straight Jew Posse) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time SJP member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. And If they can accomplish that, just imagine what Jews can do!

    Facts:
    1. Jews have their own country, one that doesn't suck, like all those African ones.
    2. There are a lot of Smart Jews, which is bragable.
    3. Whereas the GNAA undoubtedly likes to eat pork rinds and watermelon, we Jews prefer such fine cuisine as schmaltz and gribbenes
    4. Jews have been kicked out of more countries than anyone else.

    Join the SJP today! Why not? It's quick and easy - only 4 simple steps!

    First, you have to be a Jew. Messianic Jews don't count and will be shot in the face. You're Christians. Don't steal our Jews.

    Second, you need to be a heterosexual, if you're male. However there is evidence in the Torah that lesbianism is ok with G-D. So Kike Dykes are cool with the SJP.

    Third, you need to download Licensed to Ill by the Beastie Boys, because rap is best done by Jews.

    Fourth, send an email to SJP4eva2003@yahoo.com listing your qualifications and what you feel you can bring to the SJP.
    Of course, dual membership between the SJP and the GNAA is theoretically possible, but not recommended.

    If you are having trouble locating #SJP, the official Straight Jew Posse IRC channel, that would be because it doesn't exist. IRC is for niggers.

    If you have any Matzah Ball Soup and would like to support SJP, please moderate this post up.

    This post brought to you by a proud member of SJP
    ________________________________________________
    |________________________________________________|
    |__Awesome ascii-art Star of David Coming Soon___|
    |________________________________________________'

  9. fp by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic · on Cheap PPC Linux Machines From IBM
    Join the SJP Today! SJP (SJP) is the first organization which
    gathers Straight Jews from all over the world for this simple goal - being totally def.

    Are you a member of the GNAA?

    If you answered yes to any of the above questions, you may have just been beat to first post by the SJP!
    Join SJP (Straight Jew Posse) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time SJP member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. And If they can accomplish that, just imagine what Jews can do!

    Facts:
    1. Jews have their own country, one that doesn't suck, like all those African ones.
    2. There are a lot of Smart Jews, which is bragable.
    3. Whereas the GNAA undoubtedly likes to eat pork rinds and watermelon, we Jews prefer such fine cuisine as schmaltz and gribbenes
    4. Jews have been kicked out of more countries than anyone else.

    Join the SJP today! Why not? It's quick and easy - only 4 simple steps!

    First, you have to be a Jew. Messianic Jews don't count and will be shot in the face. You're Christians. Don't steal our Jews.

    Second, you need to be a heterosexual, if you're male. However there is evidence in the Torah that lesbianism is ok with G-D. So Kike Dykes are cool with the SJP.

    Third, you need to download Licensed to Ill by the Beastie Boys, because rap is best done by Jews.

    Fourth, send an email to SJP4eva2003@yahoo.com listing your qualifications and what you feel you can bring to the SJP.
    Of course, dual membership between the SJP and the GNAA is theoretically possible, but not recommended.

    If you are having trouble locating #SJP, the official Straight Jew Posse IRC channel, that would be because it doesn't exist. IRC is for niggers.

    If you have any Matzah Ball Soup and would like to support SJP, please moderate this post up.

    This post brought to you by a proud member of SJP
    ________________________________________________
    |________________________________________________|
    |__Awesome ascii-art Star of David Coming Soon___|
    |________________________________________________'