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i mean, doesnt anyone else agree with me this is pretty crappy journalism?

Wikipedia says Manhattan is 21km, and that Phobos is 11km average radius.

Is this what Manhattan would look like on Phobos?

I dunno. I think the math is about right, but I've been really wrong before.

Wow, so now I can update my firewall script and leave my connection pegged at 70% use 100% of the time. I don't have to do anything at all with my user applications on the LAN if I use my linux firewall.

Grab a copy here http://digitalsushi.com/midashi/inet/rc.firewall.txt

And then modify it. Or reply to my post with snarky comments on why something in the example is stupid. Then I'll update mine if they're also smart. (Been doing this for about 8 years with slashdot posts. My firewall keeps getting better|more complicated|worse).

I screwed with a craigslist scammer this week. It was sorta fun.

http://digitalsushi.com/goraku/fakecheck/story.htm l

Getting him to mail a check made out to "Pownd Uholot" was entertaining. :)

http://skittlesama.digitalsushi.com/Downloads/Digi talsushi%20-%201337.mp3

Might get slow (just on a cable modem) If it gets too slow I'll probably have to turn it off.

I've been doing exactly this same thing for a while. I found that it got extrememly obnoxious, so I dumbed mine down to just play a wave file whenever I get pinged by someone pinging me from a command line ping. I don't know why the length is different than the crap pings that come in every 8 or 9 seconds, but with this swatch definition below, it seems to trigger only when I am pinged by hand.

So, put this in your swatch file that watches your firewall log:

watchfor /firewall-ping.*LEN=84/
exec "/usr/local/site/bin/ping-wave.sh ping.wav"

That script just locks the darned thing so it doesnt pop and crack if i get pinged twice:

ping-wave.sh:
if `grep OPEN /etc/pingwatch.lock 1>/dev/null`
then (echo -n > /etc/pingwatch.lock) && (/usr/bin/play /usr/local/site/etc/soun
ds/$1) && (echo OPEN > /etc/pingwatch.lock)
fi

And here's a link to my ping wave for you to use:

ping .wav

I also used the naturalvoices website to make a nerdy computer lady announcing new entries in my arp table. You can grab wave file too if you want. Here's the script I have for that:

put this in your /etc/crontab or whatever:

0-59 * * * * root /usr/local/site/bin/arp-watch

and then make the above command contain this:

#!/bin/bash

for each in `arp -n |grep -v "Address"|grep -v "eth0"|awk '{print $3}'`
do
if grep $each /etc/arptable 1>/dev/null
then :
else /usr/bin/play /usr/local/site/etc/sounds/new.arp.entry.wav && echo $each >> /etc/arptable
fi
done

if anyone can improve upon my bash, please, i have no ego. :D

I've been doing exactly this same thing for a while. I found that it got extrememly obnoxious, so I dumbed mine down to just play a wave file whenever I get pinged by someone pinging me from a command line ping. I don't know why the length is different than the crap pings that come in every 8 or 9 seconds, but with this swatch definition below, it seems to trigger only when I am pinged by hand.

So, put this in your swatch file that watches your firewall log:

watchfor /firewall-ping.*LEN=84/
exec "/usr/local/site/bin/ping-wave.sh ping.wav"

That script just locks the darned thing so it doesnt pop and crack if i get pinged twice:

ping-wave.sh:
if `grep OPEN /etc/pingwatch.lock 1>/dev/null`
then (echo -n > /etc/pingwatch.lock) && (/usr/bin/play /usr/local/site/etc/soun
ds/$1) && (echo OPEN > /etc/pingwatch.lock)
fi

And here's a link to my ping wave for you to use:

ping .wav

I also used the naturalvoices website to make a nerdy computer lady announcing new entries in my arp table. You can grab wave file too if you want. Here's the script I have for that:

put this in your /etc/crontab or whatever:

0-59 * * * * root /usr/local/site/bin/arp-watch

and then make the above command contain this:

#!/bin/bash

for each in `arp -n |grep -v "Address"|grep -v "eth0"|awk '{print $3}'`
do
if grep $each /etc/arptable 1>/dev/null
then :
else /usr/bin/play /usr/local/site/etc/sounds/new.arp.entry.wav && echo $each >> /etc/arptable
fi
done

if anyone can improve upon my bash, please, i have no ego. :D

I know nothing about tcp/ip, but my electronics and basic are pretty good...

I know nothing about electronics or class, but my tcp/ip is pretty good --

but my own link is the best way to sum up how I wasted my Christmas bonus. After dropping wish.sourceforge.net and a fig newton firecracker x10 adapter, I can safely say my analog solution to digital alerts is as wasteful as I could muster this winter.

I dont know anything about what my EE friend has done here besides what it is, but, he has some photos of his tube amp in his home directory on my server. He likes the old tech, analog instead of digital. I think its rad too but thats just cause its geewhiz and whizbang, and wiz-like. Yeah. oh, and he always says this: Remember, you ALWAYS keep your left hand in your pocket, no matter HOW STUPID IT LOOKS. Now, what did I just say?! Great Scott look at the time! TO THE CLOCK TOWER! 88 Miiiiiles per hooooura! Any of you engineer types still use tubes and whatnot? I was gonna get him a box of tunes for Christmas, but I figured it would quickly turn into the most useless gift ever, cause who knows how varied they are.

I dont know anything about what my EE friend has done here besides what it is, but, he has some photos of his tube amp in his home directory on my server. He likes the old tech, analog instead of digital. I think its rad too but thats just cause its geewhiz and whizbang, and wiz-like. Yeah. oh, and he always says this: Remember, you ALWAYS keep your left hand in your pocket, no matter HOW STUPID IT LOOKS. Now, what did I just say?! Great Scott look at the time! TO THE CLOCK TOWER! 88 Miiiiiles per hooooura! Any of you engineer types still use tubes and whatnot? I was gonna get him a box of tunes for Christmas, but I figured it would quickly turn into the most useless gift ever, cause who knows how varied they are.

I dont know anything about what my EE friend has done here besides what it is, but, he has some photos of his tube amp in his home directory on my server. He likes the old tech, analog instead of digital. I think its rad too but thats just cause its geewhiz and whizbang, and wiz-like. Yeah. oh, and he always says this: Remember, you ALWAYS keep your left hand in your pocket, no matter HOW STUPID IT LOOKS. Now, what did I just say?! Great Scott look at the time! TO THE CLOCK TOWER! 88 Miiiiiles per hooooura! Any of you engineer types still use tubes and whatnot? I was gonna get him a box of tunes for Christmas, but I figured it would quickly turn into the most useless gift ever, cause who knows how varied they are.

"Because of the absolutely phenomenal number of requests for this site (due to its being listed on Slashdot), we have had to take the unusual step of temporarily disabling the content of the site until things calm down :-) We apologise for any inconvenience that this may cause."

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Karma whoring at its finest :D

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it'll be up until it's abused my cable connection long enough.

Also, If you start creating sub-folders under deleted items to categorize your trash, you need professional help.

I find that with the amount of spam I get for some unknown reason, it's completely impossible for my operating system to manage that number of deleted spams per session. So, I hash all my deleted spam into /deleted/a-m and /deleted/n-z0-9. otherwise, i'll delete the current batch, and after about the 35,000th spam, it'll freeze up. pretty soon i'll need three hash directories. anyways, cheers. mike@digitalsushi.com

i dont know how they referred to it precisely; it was something like reflection index. basically, it was all the stuff floating in the air. i'm not saying this is in any way cool, but it is interesting --

http://digitalsushi.com/wtcreflection.gif

http://digitalsushi.com/as2/www.afterstep.org/


Don't be a karma whore. Go ahead and remove the mirror, and get modded down -1 Dumb. Bwahahaha!

link

You mean http://digitalsushi.com/as2/www.afterstep.org, cheers?

Here's a link:

right here

for those who don't know what he's talking about... *sigh* all of you people good enough to browse at 2 or worse get a treat. here. I am taking it down before work tomorrow morning at 0800EDT though!

I am obligated to post a link to the 7 year old 14 year old fanboy-created website from 1995. And given that its 7 years old, dont expect the forms to work!

HEY! Is anyone here young enough that they dont get the website I am spoofing???

I am obligated to post a link to the 7 year old 14 year old fanboy-created website from 1995. And given that its 7 years old, dont expect the forms to work!

HEY! Is anyone here young enough that they dont get the website I am spoofing???

I am obligated to post a link to the 7 year old 14 year old fanboy-created website from 1995. And given that its 7 years old, dont expect the forms to work!

HEY! Is anyone here young enough that they dont get the website I am spoofing???