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Didn't you already have a story about this a few weeks ago here?

For those folks who have never played with Lego, it's never too late to start, and LDraw's resources allow one to do so for virtually no cost. I encourage Lego newbies to start their journey by looking for inspirational Lego galleries much like the one posted in this article. (It's interesting, though, to see how large the percentage of computer graphics-only galleries are starting to appear on the Web.) Here are a few of my favorite links:

• El Lutzo's site has photos of real creations, images of virtual creations, and pictures from a tour of Legoland.
• A lighthouse and a castle. Simple but cool.
• Fantek galleries. Interesting. Be warned, though, the gallery images are very large files.
• DMS personal gallery. DMS is a Linux kernel developer, and the gallery includes a Lego Tux!
• Brickshelf, one of the largest photo archives on the web.

"There's a review of it here. Looks like they've added support for a lot more Macintosh hardware. Kudos to yellow dog and the PPC linux kernel programmers."

I love you, man. Talk about some nice hardware support! Let's go act out that "review" in the men's room.

Thanks!

There's some pictures here and more rumours here

AC RuLz The DAy

AC Homepage:

Destroy all CLiTs

Gross, but... try to top this.

Here is a mirror.

That link really directs you to the evil dms100.org/worksucks

Tearoom 101

I am not sure about the origin of the word 'tearoom' but I think it comes from 'T-room' which is short for 'toilet room'. Yes, tearooms are men's rooms where sexua
l activity goes on. They are not advertised anywhere except in the graffiti on the walls of other men's rooms. You might have seen scrawls like "Hot action upstair
s" or "Sears restroom for BJ", or "Meet here 5/23/93 3:30 p.m."

There are tearooms everywhere. I believe there is at least one tea room in every university or college. Most malls have one too. Rest stops are also likely candida
tes. tearooms are usually characterized by much graffiti on the walls. I don't mean political bullshit, but rather scribblings soliciting for sex, drawings of peni
ses, butt-fucking, and blow jobs. Look carefully. You might even see cum stains on the stall walls. These are usually pale white streaks. Wet your finger with your
saliva and rub into those streaks and see if it dissolves and form a sticky goo. If so, it's most likely cum. Bring it up to your nose and you might even recogniz
e the characteristic smell of hot man cum.

If the restroom is a major tearoom, you might be lucky to find holes bored through the partitions. If it's a small hole, then it's a peep hole and it's usually fou
nd in the stall wall immediately next to a row of urinals. The peep hole is always at cock level, that is, it is usually one which allows the guy in the stall to o
bserve other guys taking out their cock meat to take a piss at the urinal. If it's a big hole, big enough to fit an erect cock through, it's called a glory hole. W
hy it's called a glory hole I don't know. (I wonder if glory holes were ever found in confessional booths where priests would involve themselves in blackmail: "Suc
k my cock or else...." Perhaps the glorious experience of their orgasms spawned the term 'glory hole'. Not sure.)

There are other tell-tale signs of an active tearoom. If the main door of the restroom opens up immediately to a plain view of the urinals and/or the toilet stalls
, then it generally does not qualify to be a tearoom. Remember, tearoom activity is a furtive activity. A suitable tearoom is one which gives guys having sex enoug
h time to scurry back to their toilet seats or their positions in front of the urinals when they hear the first creak of the restroom door. Yes, all tearoom doors
must make some noise. If it doesn't, you can be assured that someone will make it so by doing something to the hinges. So if you are looking for a tearoom in your
office, school, or local mall, look for one where the restroom door creaks open without presenting a view of the urinals and stalls, whether directly or indirectly
via the reflection of the mirrors on the wall.

Look for used toilet paper strewn all over the floor in the stalls. These are usually used to line the toilet seat when guys use the restroom for sex. Since they k
now that many guys come and go (pun intended) in that restroom, they believe that lining the toilet seat with toilet paper before sitting on it might offer some pr
otection, superficial as it may be. You will most likely see toilet paper that looks like someone has just blown their nose into it and left it on the floor crumpl
ed and stuck together. Well, it's really dick snort. Personally I think guys should try to clean up after themselves when they are done getting their rocks off to
minimize any suspicion that the restroom is being used as a cruise area. But in practice, it seems that after indulging in hot steamy sex with a stranger in the re
stroom, they just want to get the fuck outta there so they leave the place in a mess. Then again, there are people who find the disheveled condition of the restroo
m a turn-on. I met one fella who told me that he would pick up cum-loaded toilet paper from the floor and play with it, smearing the still-wet cum on his dick to m
ake it hard.

The location of a men's room is crucial in determining if it has any potential in becoming a tearoom. tearooms are generally never found in the vicinity of heavy f
oot traffic. A rest room that has a constant stream of guys coming in and out to piss or take a crap means constant interruption. You cannot hope to get any sex th
ere. Tea rooms are also not generally found in places with very little or no foot traffic, especially if it is in a building where some level of security exists. G
uys communing in the men's room in a quiet area of the premises arouses too much suspicion. Thus, a successful tearoom is one that is close but not too close to so
me but not a lot of human activity. It is usually "around the corner at the end of the hallway," "upstairs next to the janitor's store room," or "in the basement b
y the Coke machines." For starters, try checking out the men's room in the public or college library, the men's room nearest the university's computer lab, the men
's room at the movie theater, the rest stop on the Interstate, and the men's rooms at the airport.

There is a standard protocol that is observed among tearoom cruisers. If there are three stalls next to each other, you want the middle stall. That way the next gu
y who needs a stall has to choose one on either side of you. Straight guys will almost always not choose the middle of three juxtaposing stalls. If there is a long
row of stalls, say, ten, then either choose the fifth ot sixth stall or the one at the very end furthest away from the restroom entrance. The idea is that a strai
ght guy who is there simply to take a shit will go to the nearest and cleanest one he can find. He is not likely to choose the one at the far end of the restroom.
Your taking the stall at the very end signals to other cruisers that you are doing or hoping to do something naughty.

Now that you have located your tearoom and have gone into a stall, what do you do? If there isn't anyone else in the restroom, you'd have to wait and hope you get
lucky shortly. If someone walks into the restroom, listen to how he walks. If he just fucking lumbers to the urinal and lets out a long spray of piss, burps, lets
out a big fart, and leaves, then he's not it. If he walks in a somewhat calculated manner such that you could hardly hear his feet shuffle, chooses the stall next
to yours, and turns the latch in a clandestine manner, then he is a very likely candidate. Of course, it is possible the guy is trying to feign innocence by walkin
g with the normal amount of feet shuffle (yes, this is a science as well as an art) and latching the door in a careless, don't-care attitude like most straight guy
s do (or any guy who is not there to cruise), but if he chooses the stall next to yours when he could have taken one a few stalls away, then he is very likely ther
e to cruise you.

There are tearooms that are conducive for group jerk offs. I have been to a few where guys would come out of the stall closets and huddle in a circle to jack and s
uck each other off. These can be extremely hot. Cum flying and splattering everywhere. There was one group orgy like this where one guy asked me to cum on his cock
. He used my cum and rubbed it all over his cock shaft before he, too, shot his thick fuck load on another guy's face. Occasionally, two guys might go into the sam
e stall to have some fun. One would stand or crouch on the toilet seat so only one pair of legs can be seen. If the stall partitions have glory holes bored through
, then you might stick your cock through one and let the other guy feed on it or he might present his ass to you to be fucked long and hard.

Tearooms can be dangerous health-wise and security-wise. Since you are engaging in anonymous sex, you do not know the health history of your partners in the tearoo
ms. But I suppose this is no different from having sex on the first date at your place with someone you just met. Many tearooms are patrolled, possibly in plain cl
othes, by the police or security guards. But if you are into hot anonymous man-to-man action, if you are a 'straight' married man who likes to have a fling with ot
her guys without the complications of a relationship, then you might find the activities of a tearoom to just be your cup of tea!

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Necrophilia for Dummies

I: Introduction

Very few text files have been written regarding the sexual tendencies and practices of necrophiliacs. While most people would prefer to believe that we do not exis
t we most certainly do as is obvious to anyone who visits a cemetery during our nightly rampages. Necrophiliacs prefer to go about their business alone; sharing is
not a part of this alternative lifestyle as the corpse usually wears out fairly quickly. This is not to say that the occasional orgy involving four or five necrop
hiliacs and about a dozen or so corpses does not occur, but it is very rare. In this file I will describe common (and some uncommon) techniques which necrophiliacs
use to gain satisfaction from their stiff partners. Hopefully these vivid descriptions will encourage you to go out to your local cemetery and to join our ranks!

II: Finding a partner

Finding a partner for your necrophiliac activities is definitely the hardest part. You not only have to gain access to the corpse but you also have to find one whi
ch suits your tastes. Granted, some necrophiliacs would screw roadkill if given the chance but most of us are more discriminating. Your chances depend upon where y
ou pick up your date. If you have access to a morgue it would definitely be your best bet as the corpses there are usually the freshest and have not yet been treat
ed for burial. They may be a bit chilly because they've been lying in the meat locker for days but that really shouldn't make a big difference to the determined ne
crophiliac. Cemeteries are a bit harder to deal with as finding a screwable corpse is harder to do. However, if you know how to interpret signs this shouldn't be a
problem. If a grave consists of a mound of fresh dirt and is covered with flowers, chances are that the stiff hasn't been laying here for too long. Rotting flower
s on the mound usually hint to the state of the corpse as well. Some people are exclusively into 'porking the bone', i.e. sex with skeletons. In this case you can
dig up almost any grave and hope that the inhabitant hasn't yet disintegrated into dust. Try to scope out a fairly secluded cemetery for your passions unless you l
ike a sense of danger to go along with the sex. Having anyone catch you in the act is NOT fun, and if you're picked up by a cop chances are that you won't be able
to screw anything but Bubba behind bars for the next few decades. People are generally not understanding of the necrophiliac lifestyle, so it will probably be a lo
ng time before we can come out of the closet.

III: Preparation

Depending upon where you are at this point you'll have either a little or a lot of work to do. The person in the morgue will obviously have to do little more than
to open the locker, pull the corpse out and bang away. If you're one of the cemetery people you'll have more work to do. An experienced necrophiliac is always equi
pped with the bare essentials: a shovel, Vaseline and a box of rubbers. Why the shovel is needed should be obvious, but if the ground is hard then you might need m
ore equipment to dig up your date. Vaseline is used to loosen the corpse up a bit. This makes it less likely for a body part to break off while you're having fun a
nd it also prevents your mantool from becoming too irritated while screwing the dried out pussy. The BOX of condoms is used to play it safe; no necrophiliac should
be without it. You never know which STDs your partner had during his/her lifetime, and believe me, it doesn't get any better after the person dies. You can put on
more than one rubber for extra protection if it is warranted, but screwing a corpse without protection is just plain stupid unless you want to be the next date fo
r a necrophiliac. If you're in a cemetery try to drag the corpse out of the grave and behind a bush or to another secluded place. Pumping away in the grave may see
m more convenient, but it's a severe disadvantage to you if you need to take off in a hurry. Sometimes the corpse is too fragile to be moved; in that case make it
fast. Or just break off the head, hand or lower torso and take it with you for added convenience.

Note from the pixel fairy: This is where i must warn you! Vaseline dissolves latex, meaning it will eat through your or dead-boy's condom. Use KY Jelly or anything
else that's not oil-based.

Part IV: Techniques

So now you've got a stiff lying seductively in front of you, but you have no idea how to start. How you proceed from this point onward really depends upon what kin
d of person you are. The corpse will last longer if you treat it gently and with care, but if you prefer to go all out you'll probably receive greater satisfaction
. There are many differences between screwing a live and a dead person which one needs to be aware of. Firstly, a corpse will never tell you to get off of it if yo
u're being a bit rough and it will never complain no matter what kinky sexual practices you use it for. Screwing a corpse is also much more predictable because you
can raise an arm, leg or whatever and it will still be in that position when you reach for it again. Take the arms and gently lock them in an embrace behind your
back, or spread the legs to make sex a bit easier. If you want a great blowjob then lubricate your partner's mouth, lock it to your preferred width, insert and go
for it. Although there's no tongue stimulation it's still worthwhile, and it's also safer than conventional sex. Corpses can also be recycled if treated properly.
If you're a proficient embalmer you can keep a corpse for over five years if it has been properly embalmed. That's free sex whenever you want it! You naturally don
't want to be too rough with an embalmed corpse though as they are more fragile. One final advantage of screwing corpses is that they are always in abundance. Base
d upon your sexual preferences you can designate a cemetery or a morgue as your territory and always find fresh partners to screw. Plus you don't have to resort to
cheesy pickup lines or spend all your money in order to get a date. necrophiliac is a passion which is cheaply satisfied.

Note from the pixel fairy: Necrophilia is not so cheaply enjoyed unless you already have such direct access.

V. Conclusion

I hope that this text file will encourage you to go out and try necrophilia. Not many people do it, but that's precisely what makes it so much fun; it makes you fe
el special! If no living person would touch you with a 10 foot pole then try having sex with a corpse! Some of them are real beauties and it's an experience you'll
never forget. There is no greater experience for a virgin than having his/her virginity taken by a corpse. Anyways, have fun and if you have any experiences you'd
like to share then by all means do! Maybe necrophilia will enter the mainstream because of your efforts.

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If AOL wants to kill trillian, they should...(wait for it)...make a better client, one just like trillian.

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