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Bullshit. McAfee and Symantec have been engaging in a mis-information campaign against Mac security for the past year trying to get people to buy their junky wares. Is the Mac 100% impenetrable? No, but given that OS X has now been around for 5 years or so and no script kiddie has been able to create ANYTHING remotely close to dangerous (yeah, there are a few small, barely threatening programs), then why all of a sudden are certain people with a VESTED interest in selling AV software trying to scare Mac users into spending money unnecessarily? Let's just stop saying "Oh, when OSX is more popular then it will be a popular target." That argument is CRAP. What bigger ego booster could you get if you created a successfully propogating worm or spyware app for Mac OS X, a supposedly supreme Fort Knox of operatin system?

I'm a long-time Mac admin and user. I don't have AV software on my home machine and as of now have no plans to either. I think Symantec, McAfee, Gartner and a few others are teh ones who have a hidden agenda.

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I can't tell you how many times I've been in the bathroom here at work when some other guy comes out of the shitter or steps away from the urinal and just walks out without washing his hands. My friends and I call this "dick door." I used to think my friends were paranoid when they would use paper towels to open the bathroom doors when leaving. Now, I do the same thing. People are plain disgusting. Period.

Not that I'm the cleanest person in the world, but I try. There's a package of anti-bacterial handi-wipes in my desk drawer I use to wipe down my keyboard, laptop and phone every once in a while.

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I wonder why Utah is even a part of the United States. Really, given they are backwards religiously and socially (kinda like the South, actually), they should cecede (sp?) and go on their own. That way, they can put up a REAL wall and block out all the dirty, naughty things in the world.

Isn't this the same state that allows polygamy?

I'm going to skip my diatribe on how low these fucking scum are. But I think the McCain Feingold Act doesn't go far enough. In order to completely eliminate the $ factor in politics, there should be a strict, equal limit on what a politician can spend on a race. State congressman? $20,000. Gongressman? $50,000. President? $1,000,000. That's it. No loopholes. No third party interest groups.
Of course, this will never, eVAR happen, as these egomaniac dirtbags, like that fucker Tom DeLay who I pray goes to prison for life, will fight to the death over anything like this.
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I'm very interested in this. Maybe I'll pick it up. I have a love/hate relationship wih pr0n. On one hand, I've always loved it. I love the hot women, the raw sexuality, the sexiness, and also the money it brings in. It's by far my biggest affiliate program money-maker, compared to Amazon, Commission Junction, etc. (See http://excaliburfilms.com/partner/mainaffiliate.cf m?ID=1765http://excaliburfilms.com/partner/mainaff iliate.cfm?ID=1765

However, I can see how it can become addicting. It's def affected my marriage in that my wife freaks if I look at it and it's made her very insecure. I've also been fired because of it once. But I still find time to look at as much as I can. I can see how it affects people's perception, as you really do need continued and somewhat heightened stimulation and "normal" sex seems boring. I recall an episode of CSI Miami where some dude killed a pr0n star and they called his fascination with pr0n something...damn, I can't recall that term now.

BUT... I'll take notice about the child and violence stuff. I can clearly understand how it's become more accessible, as being online allows you to pursue your darkest fantansies anonymously. I've seen some of the more "violent" stuff (anyone who's seen BangBus.com kinda knows what I mean, but I question the legitimacy of that). I don't take pleasure in seeing a woman gagged with a cock or slapped across the face. I just don't see how guys can find that shit attractive in any way. Violence and rape are so far and away from any fantasies I have that it sickens me.
Anyway, I'm posting this anon as I would prefer my screename not be associated with such a personal post.

I've said this before, but I am dead serious: they need more porn. It's always driven technology and made money. The cable companies are cashing in. The hotel chains are cashing in. The industry is cashing in. Now, that won't mak my family buy it, per se, but people WILL buy it if they see more hooters and camel toe.

Yet your signature is: Great Porn DVDs

You seem to have some sort of abnormal love for porn on your TV. I have no problems w/porn and have a sizeable collection myself but I certainly don't think that Tivo could cash in on the industry...

The quality won't be the same as a drue DVD copy as you have to deal with extra D/A A/D conversions but it should be more than adequate for making backup copies for your kids to watch Disney videos 10k times on so they don't scratch up your $18 original.

Perhaps when they scratch up Pinocchio you could get them this or this or this or this (but definitely not this or hell no). That's the nice thing about Disney animated movies: as half of them are based on public domain stories, there are a lot of independently produced copycat versions you can buy. Heck, you can skip funding the lobbying effort for the future Chastity Bono Act and just buy the copycat titles in the first place; kids who are young enough won't be able to tell the difference.

And when they scratch up that fish movie you could get a completely different Nemo movie to help them kick the Disney addiction. Just don't confuse it with this or this.

Gee, it says here that your name is "Anonymous Coward". Or is this you?

Are you sure you want to hear DVDA in sparkling 5.1 digital sound anyhow?

Then again, maybe it really IS that important to you, if you've already gone blind from previous viewings. :)

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And maybe even Uranus!!

What? He wasn't talking about weapons of ass destruction?

...which reminds me of the less famous...
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whenever I see this topic, I think of Jake Steed

I've got a red pen. I'd like a blue one. Do MSN do blue?

He's been a very busy fellow.

You get get plenty of these...type of DVDs here.

Ahem. At least that's what I heard.

Oh shit, I forgot to click 'Post Anonymously!'

I sure would like to have sex with a hot midget.

Okay, so her name may conjure up more images of Texas cityscapes and Hakeem Olajuwon than sex, but one glance at this absolute knock-out will turn your head around. Porn Star Houston is a luscious curve-meister who started out in the business in 1995 as a dead ringer for Bo Derek, from the top of her corn-rowed head to the toes on her 34D-25-35 figure. She then moved on to a close-cropped bleach blonde look, but Houston's certainly no less alluring for the change. Houston's high cheekbones and wide, slyly knowing eyes give away her Norwegian background, but between the sheets she's 100% pure American sexual predator.

Houston was working at the Hollywood Tropicana when producer Peter Davy spotted her oil-wrestling skills on one of his frequent talent hunts. The veteran of nude layouts and exotic dancing proved a natural porn queen, her supremely stacked frame and raw attitude serving as utter turn-ons. Houston got into porn at the age of 27, and although she may be a bit older than most pornstresses her energy and enthusiasm never flag. Fans looking for an introduction to this sultry sexstress should check out her work in 'Russian Roulette' or her incendiary work in 'Angels In Flight.' A performer who's much more into men than women, Houston is one of the hottest, best-looking additions to the ranks of hardcore in recent years.

Houston on Stern; Stern: "Good Luck With Your Labia"

Houston was on Howard Stern Wednesday morning to talk about her labia, or what's left of it after a reduction surgery, and the fact that it's up for bid on eroticbid.com. But the subject quickly veered to the "buried alive" bukkake she did last year at the Extreme Adults-Only Vacation in Mexico.

Stern said he didn't get the bukkake-thing or the male audience that digs it, but tried to explain it to his audience and not so well at that. Stern noted that bukkake started in Japan and that guys pleasured themselves with a woman's face.

"But she's buried in the sand...or confined so her head is only sticking out of the ground....guys decorate her," said Stern grappling for the essence of bukkake. Stern was reminded that it was Houston who chose the buried alive twist. "The Japanese will bury you in the sand or tie you up," Stern observed. "Then they drink from a cup which makes me want to barf it up."

Stern said he didn't get the whole idea because Houston's "a good-looking broad - she's sexy." He asked her how she got involved in the bukkake.

"Metro wanted to produce it and we were down at the Extreme vacation," Houston noted. "It seemed like the thing to do." Houston said about 25 guys participated and informed Stern that bukkake was the degrading of women. Stern wanted to know what the martini glass [filled with cum] was all about. Houston said she didn't even remember slurping anything out of a glass. Pursuing the degradation line of questioning, Stern wanted to know if crapping or peeing could be involved, butHouston said she was into none of that stuff.

Stern said he might have to make a bukkake film. "I've never seen anything like it," he said. "But as much as I dig you, I'd rather see you getting banged or with another chick." Stern said he preferred to see Houston tied to a wall where she's being tortured. "But not hurting you..." Houston told him she's done bondage before.

"I like watching bondage and reading about it," said Stern who went on to describe "the best porno" he ever saw. "It's this big fat ugly guy [Bill Majors] torturing this chick. It's so good. It's so real."

"Once they tie you up the law is they can't spank you hard?" Stern wanted to know. Houston said you can be spanked. "But there's no penetration usually in bondage," she added. "That's the rule." Houston told him she's been aroused during bondage sessions. "If it's done right and they're not out to hurt you... It almost starts feeling like a massage."

Stern announced that Houston would be in New York until Saturday at Legz' Diamond's Burlesque Theatre [ 231 West 54th Street, Fourth Floor]. During a press conference also scheduled for today at the theater, Houston, along with representatives from eroticbid.com, would be answering questions and providing photo ops. Along with her labia, eroticbid.com also has other Houston memorabilia as well including an autographed breast implant, her outfit from the Houston 500, some of her costumes from other films, the prom dress she wore last year when she was dating high school seniors, and other personal items..From there, Stern announced that Houston would be at the Dollhouse in Columbus, Ohio.

The discussion got around to Houston's prom date last year with Bradley, a high school senior. Houston said she started dating him because she liked him but broke up with him because he was too controlling.

Stern heard that, at one point, Bradley actually moved in with her. "He moved in for three weeks," Houston admitted. "The original plan was for him to get a job and figure out school and get a car and start his life in Los Angeles...He was going really slow at it. He wasn't doing what I felt he should have been doing more of. I felt that he needed to get his stuff more together."

Bradley moved back home, according to Houston. "He's a good guy. He'll figure it out and get it together. He's very smart." Houston hedged on the Bradley relationship question. "I haven't had sex with him in awhile," she said. Houston also mentioned that she had been partying in New York earlier this week with a celebrity hat designer named Ivy Supersonic. "She makes amazing hats. She really does."

After her labia reduction, Houston noted that her sensations were much better. She said a couple of millimeters were cut off in the procedure. "I wanted my implants and I wanted my labia saved," she said. Subsequently, she had the labia trimmings preserved and had them put into a lucite sculpture. Stern said he was afraid to look at the sculpture because he might get nauseous. Houston said his show was the first official unveiling.

"Do you really think there's a man out there who's going to pay good money for labias?" Stern asked. Houston said she thought so. "It's like a piece of art now. It's a sculpture and it's on a marble stand." She said that and her implant are on the auction block on eroticbid.com.

Bidding for the labia, according to her, would start at $1500 and the breast implant is $500. "Crazy," Stern said. An armed guard then brought the labia into the studio. "That is hideous," Stern said, commenting on the sculpture. "They look like little sea horses. It actually looks like boogers. Who's going to buy that? That's really vile. I'm going to throw up." Houston reminded him that memorabilia is huge. "If it was Mr. Spock's labia, then I'd want to bid on it," Stern retorted.

Houston said she also likes her new boobs now that they're softer and hang more naturally. "They look great," Stern told her. Houston said her old breasts came under her chin. Squeezing the new ones, Stern said he couldn't even feel the implant. "Those are nice; they feel great. Those are pretty."

Houston also promoted her upcoming anal gangbang, worldsbiggestgangbang.com with Nicole Sheridan. "We have a new girl, Nicole Sheridan, that we've signed under Metro," she explained. "Her and I are actually going to be like a bangoff, competing against one another, who can do the most anal."

"That's an exciting format," Stern replied sarcastically. Houston explained that this would be a circus-style event. "We're going to have a big tent and Ron Jeremy will be the ring master." Stern wanted to know why Jeremy's always involved and Houston informed him that Jeremy's also with Metro. "The public loves him," she said. Stern commented that he fast forwards anytime Jeremy shows up in a movie.

When it comes to anal, Houston says she can beat Sheridan because she has more experience. Stern asked her how she intends to get ready. Houston said by practicing and resting up. "You get your backside ready." Applications are now being accepted, she said [on the website].

Against charges that her 620 man gangbang was full of baloney, Houston said, "I was there and it was very real." The subject then shifted to money. Stern wanted to know what a top girl in the adult business would make. "What's a good yearly salary for a porn star?" Houston wouldn't give a figure but said it was pretty high. "I have a big overhead- my home, my mortgage all that stuff." She said she also invests her money.

"I'm having fun and doing really well," she said and speculated under questioning that she "might" be a millionaire. However, she said dancing, not movie making, was the big moneymaker for her. "I get paid a lot per show, now," she said. "I put on pretty good shows. That's where my heart is." When asked, she said she gets paid more than a $100 for a lap dance. "You find a way to get them off," Stern speculated about her lap dance customers.

To a caller-in, Houston said she was in a lot of pain after recovering from the labia operation and that it took about a month to heal. By inference she suggested that Brad took care of her after the surgery in more ways than one.

Another caller-in said the labia auction was pretty revolting and asked her would she ever go to the Bunny Ranch. "I love those people," Houston said. "I'm good friends with the owner, but I'm not ready for that, yet." Robin Quivers wanted to know what was the difference between going to the Bunny Ranch and doing a gangbang. "Not really much," Stern answered.

A follow-up caller suggested that the adult industry was going to turn on Houston like it did with Brooke Ashley. "She came up HIV positive and the industry dumped her, the caller said. "Her movies are still making money."

"She didn't use a condom," Houston replied. "That's her own deal. But also one of the gentlemen who was in her gangbang was also positive and was falsifying his tests. We have that all nipped in the bud."

Another caller suggested that Houston's record wasn't sanctioned to which she took the opposite stance, "It's been in tons of magazines," she noted. Another caller named Thomas claimed his sister knew Houston and that according to the sister, Houston didn't get paid much. "You're saying you make so much money, but from what she says, you're lying."

"How does she know what I got paid?" Houston wanted to know. "I don't know...yeah," the caller replied.

> I hope you all have the ability to spend the holidays with the ones who mean the most to you:
> even if those are friends like Solid Snake or Rikku

Hmm. Does a bowl of Jell-O, a copy of *Divi Dead*, and a DVD of *Virtual Porn Sex with Asia* count? Hehe.

No, no sulking alone with masturbatory foods and computer games today. :-) I'm about to leave to get together with the family, as most of us are, but I thought I'd give a big "Merry Non-Denominational Winter Vacation" to the whole /. community first.

That said, who here saw the Christmas episode of *Futurama* on Sunday, the one which the execs at Fox refused to air last year? Pretty hilarious. Pity what dicks the executives were in not showing it in the first place. :-(

Merry Christmas!

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