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Hack Your Ignition (Before Someone Else Does)

guanxi writes: "IEEE Spectrum has an interesting article about hacking and specifically, the "hacker's nirvana on wheels", all the way from hot-rodding to reprogramming your digital ignition. Of course, I neither endorse nor recommend any of the procedures mentioned, any of which may be inherently dangerous to your life and your warranty. "

393 comments

  1. Bicycle. by 0xB · · Score: 1, Funny

    That's why I cycle. Nothing to hack into.

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    1. Re:Bicycle. by ktakki · · Score: 5, Funny
      Nothing to hack into.


      Nothing to hack? Hah!

      It starts with the baseball cards taped to the frame that make the BRRRRRRR sound in the spokes.

      Next thing you know you've got an oxy-acetalyne torch in your hand and you're welding a sissy bar to the frame and extending the front forks for that low-rent low-rider look.

      Ask the people at Fat City or Rivendell how they got started.

      k.

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    2. Re:Bicycle. by tartanboy · · Score: 2, Funny

      Except your bike lock...

    3. Re:Bicycle. by Anne_Nonymous · · Score: 1

      You are kidding right?

      It starts out simple with a lightweight gearset and you end up with a $600 bike with $2500 of mods on it. Arrrrgggg!!!

    4. Re:Bicycle. by bonzoesc · · Score: 2

      That's why I walk. Nothing to hack into.

    5. Re:Bicycle. by errxn · · Score: 2, Funny

      Nothing to hack? Hah!

      It starts with those beers that you drank at the bar that you're walking home from....

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    6. Re:Bicycle. by dhogaza · · Score: 3, Funny

      My God ... Nike, Adidas and all the rest rely on the fact that your feet need high-tech aids if you're to simply walk from the fridge to the couch with a cold one.

      Do you really believe that your shoes don't record your beverage brand choice?

    7. Re:Bicycle. by packeteer · · Score: 1

      haha not me man...

      i modded my bike out with a windows and some cold cathode tubes... a few ultra blue leds and whatnot...

      im waiting for the new geforce 4...

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    8. Re:Bicycle. by superdan2k · · Score: 1

      Maybe if you're riding an old 1900's high-wheeler. With no cyclecomputer. If you're riding a modern bike, and use a cyclecomputer, or own a Palm system, may I point you to BikeBrain? [bikebrain.com] Not only is it easier to configure than most cyclecomputers, but gee, it runs on a Palm OS, and there are readily-available dev tools for that.

      Seems bikes are plenty hackable.

      For more on hacking and bicycles, in the fiction bent, read Bruce Sterling's "Bicycle Repairman" (which won the Hugo) in his collection A Good Old-Fashioned Future. [amazon.com]

      -- Dan
      (who is currently working to open his own bike shop)

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    9. Re:Bicycle. by Com2Kid · · Score: 1

      Big Heavy Ass Leather Boots.

      Hell I burn 200 calories just moving one leg over on top of the other.

      -_-

    10. Re:Bicycle. by trumpetplayer · · Score: 1

      I think you will find this funny. Many years ago, I switched from bicycle to SKATEBOARD for one only reason: AVOIDING MAINTENANCE (yes, mainly flats and so, but not kidding). And I stayed this way for years until I switched from skateboard to girlfriend.. who does cycling, so I switched back from skateboard to bicycle and still I remembered how to do it.

      This sig was generated by a Team of Random Robots for trumpetplayer

    11. Re:Bicycle. by awol · · Score: 1

      Then you stick a big metal tube filled up with burning stuff and slap it under the seat for the "batmobilesque" jet of flame shooting out the back. (oh, but don't stop cycling. The flame is very unforgiving)

      (We actually did this as kids, jeez it was funny. The kid eventually had to stop and that bike (if it still exists) will still have the slightly singed vinyl seat. Superb)

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    12. Re:Bicycle. by Anonymous+Codger · · Score: 1

      You obviously have never hung out with recumbent riders. We're constantly modifying and enhancing our rides. Lots of people build their own from old upright frames.

      I think mountain bikers do a lot of this, too. And then there are the low-riders and bike choppers who build up the most bizarre-looking contraptions imaaginable.

      You might not be able to hack INTO a bike, but you sure can hack it.

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    13. Re:Bicycle. by sansoo · · Score: 1

      Heavy squats, three sets, once a week.

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  2. Digital Odometers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    How about hacking digital odometers?
    I'd imaging it is just stored in memory somewhere. Set'er back to 0 and no one would be the wiser!

    1. Re:Digital Odometers by BeerSlurpy · · Score: 3, Informative

      There are devices for hacking odometers of various cars. The "all makes and models" variety routinely sell for 2500-3000 on ebay. I imagine there are quite a few cars out there with dialed back mileage.

      I personally think that digital odometers were a mistake, but I also think that once you get past the 150k mile mark, mileage is pretty irrelavant, since most of the car has been replaced with newer parts at that point. My old car was in better shape at 140k miles than at 118k. Ive gone through numerous body panels, a radiator, a cylinder head, a few sets of tires, shocks, brakes etc etc. I think I would rather have a rebuilt car with 200k on the clock than an original parts car with 115k.

    2. Re:Digital Odometers by dodald · · Score: 2

      The problem with this is in some (if not most) newer cars not only store the odometer reading digitally but also mechanically somewhere else. (Usually its the other way around the odometer is mechanical, but the milage is also stored in the computer to turn the "change oil" lights and the service engine (on those annoying prissy cars :)). And I have even heard of some with the odometer reading stored twice digitally, one in the dashboard unit and then a separate on in the cars computer. (I believe the lincoln towncar ~94 did this). Its much easier (speaking from real experience) to avoid adding the miles by turning the dashboard off and using a separate circuit to the computer. The DMV (at least in NY) checks for odometer fruad anyway so if you rolled it back you most likly get caught, but if it just stopped or significantly slowed you'd probably get away with it

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    3. Re:Digital Odometers by ralfp · · Score: 1

      The problem with messing with a digital odometer is that it would be illegal, and with good reason. ---- No, I don't support the DMCA :-)

      Hacking an old fashioned analog odometer is easy (at least I imagine it to be), and people do it frequently. It is also possible to detect odometer rollbacks through DMV records in many states.

      One possible advantage of digital odometers is that you could make it impossible (ie really hard) to mess with them. It would not be too hard to make an IC with EPROM that counts only upwards (such things probably exist already).

      Of course it would still be possible to make an odometer count more slowly (just like my analog one does for some reason, by about 1%. Of course I will drive the car until it dies, so who cares).

    4. Re:Digital Odometers by Swaffs · · Score: 1

      I work for a company with many high-mileage Ford full-size vans. The ones made around 95 have a digital odometer. This odometer, when it hits 400,000 clicks, resets to 300,000. We've got at least 2 vans that have done it twice.

      Another interesting point, is that on one of them, the ignition was sticking a bit at one time. Now, most ignitions, when you crank them, kill all the electronics in the vehicle to get as much power to the starter as possible.

      But this particular van, after you released the ignition once the engine fired, the ignition wouldn't come fully back to the "On" position from the "Start" position. The starter would seem to disengage, but the power to the rest of the electronics wouldn't come back unless you manually brought the switch back to the On position. This meant no headlights, turn signals, radios, and no guages. Nothing. Which meant that the odometer didn't rack up miles. Perfect if you plan on selling the thing.

      I imagine though that it would probably be just as easy to disconnect the cable in a normal odometer if you wanted to deceive. I'm not positive though.

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    5. Re:Digital Odometers by ncc74656 · · Score: 2
      Hacking an old fashioned analog odometer is easy (at least I imagine it to be), and people do it frequently.

      A while back, I replaced the speedometer in my '77 Cutlass Supreme with an older model...the replacement (swiped from a '73 Cutlass in the junkyard) is a 120-mph speedometer with a nicer-looking scale than the 85-mph speedometer that was in my car. I wanted to retain the odometer reading, though. It turned out to be fairly easy to unclip the odometer mechanism from the "old" speedometer and stick it into the "new" speedo. If I had been so inclined, a few minutes with an electric drill would've let me dial in whatever mileage I wanted. (FWIW, it's old enough that it rolls over at 100k miles. It's probably rolled over once, but it very well could've rolled over twice—or not at all—before I bought the car. As for odometer checks, it was exempt on account of (1) age and (2) the probability that it had exceeded its mechanical limits.)

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    6. Re:Digital Odometers by dodald · · Score: 1

      its easier then that, there is a fuse that is just for the dash, if you take it out, it stops. I've seen cars that the cruise, and all internal gauges still work after the fuse blows (or the switch is flipped ;) )

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    7. Re:Digital Odometers by York+the+Mysterious · · Score: 1

      Here's how you do odometer fraud and don't get caught. I have an Acura Integra pocket rocket and I'm swapping out my parts for the JDM counterparts. JDM = Japanese Domestic Market. It's like everyone on slashdot that swaps out the beige cases for the metallic ones. Just a spiffy little all show thing to do. Well anyways I busted by gauges at 111k so I went and got the JDM ones. In CA all you have to do is get this sticker (which I need to go pick up) that says your old mileage and the starting mileage for the new odometer. So what's to keep me from knocking a few thousand Km off where the new one starts (yes Km it's JDM not USDM). The records for where my car's mileage was at during each tune-up is sitting at the DMV, but how are they to know where this new gauge cluster was at? I'm not saying I'm going to do this, but you could. Also you can disconnect the wires at the ECU that control the gauges and it just won't work. Then you need and external tach to judge how fast your going on by rpm @ gear. That's a pain though. Not worth it.

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    8. Re:Digital Odometers by Com2Kid · · Score: 1

      Advantage of being poor:

      Uh, cars have digital odometers?

      fuuuck. I did not know that.

      and I thought digital speedometers were pointless.

      What the hell is up with this move to make EVERYTHING digital? I mean seriously now, after a certian point it is just silly, like making an LCD panel to display an analog clock, why mang why???.

    9. Re:Digital Odometers by unitron · · Score: 2
      "...like making an LCD panel to display an analog clock, why mang why???.

      I take it you've never tried to find a non-worn out replancement for, or tried to repair any of, the old electro-mechanical (mostly mechanical) dashboard clocks.

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    10. Re:Digital Odometers by Alan+Partridge · · Score: 1

      "past the 150k mile mark, mileage is pretty irrelavant, since most of the car has been replaced with newer parts at that point."

      Your car must be an unreliable POS if this is actually TRUE - my Mazda is up to 135K and has only ever had standard servicing and tires. Never gone wrong, never crashed, never let me down.

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    11. Re:Digital Odometers by viking099 · · Score: 1

      hehe
      my Mazda went over 170K miles before it even needed a new clutch...
      other than that, the only other big repair was a catalytic converter that got ripped off the bottom of the car by a sewer grate...:-)

      needless to say, I love my little 626, and I'll prolly keep it until it dies.

    12. Re:Digital Odometers by nolife · · Score: 2

      I had a mid sized Chevy rental (Berretta, Cavalier, etc) back in 1993 that I needed to take on an extended trip to FL with. Three days into the venture I was about to exceed my miles. I eventually started pulling fuses until I found the one that stopped the Odometer. Worked like a charm for the next three days. There were some negatives though. The speedometer, internal blower motor, and I believe the radio all did not work either. A small sacrifice to save roughly 1500 miles and related fees.

      Not really related but..
      I would NEVER buy a previous rental car. I know the way I treated them and I am sure others have done the same. Ever test the antilock brakes or the cruise control operation? Try this with a FWD car. Set the cruise around 55 and then pull up the parking brake. You will skid for quite a distance before the cruise finally kicks off, and then roughly 15 more seconds before coming to a complete stop. If the parking brake is not strong enough to lock the back tires, wait until the cruise kicks off and then tap the regular brake. This should get the back tires to lock up and stay locked up (remember, starting friction is greater then sliding friction).
      Don't try this on a bend though, you could end up with a Darwin Award.

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    13. Re:Digital Odometers by Xaoswolf · · Score: 1

      Well, my car is probably around 120k, of course there is no way to tell. After the odometer rolled over, something happened to disconnect it. It now reads at 7k miles, and has read that for the last 6 months...
      Do I need to buy one of those tools to set it back, probably not, I just need to remember to reconnect the cable.

    14. Re:Digital Odometers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Then you need and external tach to judge how fast your going on by rpm @ gear. That's a pain though. Not worth it.


      Or use a GPS portable on the dash. Now that I have
      a better unit in the plane, I use my old first-generation Trimble flightmate to cross-check my car's speed. The GPS is a LOT more accurate than the speedometer. My Accord reads 69 when actually going 65 for example. GPS velocity is actually a lot more accurate than GPS position in most units.

    15. Re:Digital Odometers by bluGill · · Score: 2

      Get out of the 1970s! The large majority of the cars built since the late 1980s will got 250k miles without problems if you give them a little maintince.

      Of course most people confuse an laternator going (every 115k miles in my expirence), and similear minor thigns, with the whole car getting ready to die.

    16. Re:Digital Odometers by Com2Kid · · Score: 1

      Actualy I was in that instance refering to that damn ruby studded gold platted cell-phone that some /. poster has advert'ed in his Journal which is advert'ed in his sig.

      Stooopid. For 20k I want a REAL analog watch in my cell phone please. :)

      Besides, I would want a LED clock, not some cruddy LCD. ^_^ LEDs put off light, LCDs, err, don't they just reflect light or something? Heh. Annnnyways.

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    17. Re:Digital Odometers by dedicke · · Score: 0

      At least on late model GM cars, with the dealership service tools (that plug in under your dashboard) you can set miles on a digital speedo to anything you want. I worked at an Oldmsobile dealership and I used to be bored and set brand new Aurora's speedos to 999,999.99 miles and back again. Easy-peezy, it is only about 6 screens deep in the menu...

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  3. car mods by flynt · · Score: 5, Informative

    here is a sweet page about modding cars. It can turn you into a ricer real quick. Car mods are pretty popular these days in my town, from big fins to stickers, to large exhaust pipes, there's just no end to the mods.

    1. Re:car mods by hatter3bdev · · Score: 1

      to large exhaust pipes

      They prefer you call them fart-tips ;-)

    2. Re:car mods by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The same people who 'mod' their cars with big fins and stickers are the same people who 'mod' their boxes with windows and lights. They just want to make their pansy little box or car look faster. Those of us with real machines are quite content with our beige cases (in my case, a older, but still fast as all hell compaq proliant 8000 which was picked up dirt cheap from a dot com gone bust) and sleeper cars (also in my case, an Alpina).

    3. Re:car mods by i_am_nitrogen · · Score: 2

      Rice boys.... Heh. The most amusing modification I saw was a Honda Accord or some other non-fast car with a very (very) large stainless steel "wing" on the back. It didn't even make the car look faster or better. Definitely furious, but far from fast.

      The modifications that really make a difference almost always take place under the hood, invisible to the rice eye.

    4. Re:car mods by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i know my post was joking, that's why i called them ricers.

    5. Re:car mods by Anne_Nonymous · · Score: 2, Informative

      http://www.goingfaster.com/spo/you_might_be_a_rice r_if.html

    6. Re:car mods by rubicon7 · · Score: 1

      Hey, why don't PC case modding sites have a "Babe of the Week?"

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    7. Re:car mods by ncc74656 · · Score: 1
      to large exhaust pipes

      They prefer you call them fart-tips ;-)

      On the mailing lists to which I subscribe, "coffee-can exhaust" is the usual phrase I hear. (IIRC, this page has a funny take on coffee-can exhausts. I think I've seen it before, but I can't verify it because Angelfire says the site exceeded its bandwidth limit.)

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  4. Tune with care by klui · · Score: 5, Insightful

    One of the problems with tuners is that they add more power without accounting for aging of components. This isn't usually a problem in racing since you're rebuilding your components after every or a number of races. But for "hackers," they often tune it and forget it--or tune it and increase the mods. Sometime down the road, they'll blow a piston or apex seal without warning. Not to mention several thousand dollars' down the drain.

    I personally prefer more conservative tuning, but then when some guy beats you during an ad-hoc "race," your first instinct is "gotta get mo' power."

    1. Re:Tune with care by KernelHappy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Very good point. The author also mentions how physical hacking on a car is more expensive because sometimes you have to test things to the point of destruction. He fails to recognize that hacking away at inginition timing and/or the air/fuel mixture through software can cause lots of damage (modified RX7's are great for this).

      I'm all for hacking cars. I personally dislike the way manufacturers today make it nearly impossible to replace a factory stereo without major work. Look at newer Mercedes and BMW's (especially the new 745 with iDrive). There have been plenty of times I wished I could change the way the Mercedes navigation system takes user input (scroll left and right to select letters, I'd much prefer using the numbers on the keypad). I'd also like to fix a bug where the integrated telephone only lets you dial the first number associated with a particular name (Timeports allow multiple number per location/name) but I'm stuck until they get enough complaints and do it themselves.

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    2. Re:Tune with care by jallen02 · · Score: 1

      Heh... I love my mustang.

      It is a year that has a *ton* of performance mods and opinions on how to mod.

      I ended up tweaking my car to get 26mpg on the highway with peak horsepower of ~300. All with simple stuff like replacing the exhaust from the engine back, and making sure I had a high flow intake system. I did nothing that would shorten the life of my engine... just nice and easy stuff that did not even cost a lot.

      End result is a fun car to drive that is still reasonable to cruise around Atlanta in (and sounds nice) ;)

      It always amazes me how people are so willing to yank out their rear end gear for a 4.1 as the *first* thing they mod, instead of one of the last. Its fun while it lasts, I guess.

      Ah well, to each their own.

      Jeremy

    3. Re:Tune with care by Pussy+Is+Money · · Score: 1

      Yeah! Just like black market videotapes will break yer VCR! Watchout kids! Certified whores only.

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    4. Re:Tune with care by Suppafly · · Score: 2

      Don't forget the high performance stickers.. those get your at least ~10 extra horse power..

    5. Re:Tune with care by klui · · Score: 1

      Yes, but replacing stock exhaust and air intake with aftermarket parts aren't really "hacking" in my opinion.

      The real "fun" begins when you've either replaced your ECU with a piggyback programmable device or something like a Motec. Once you're able to adjust your fuel/air maps, you're able to extract the most potential from your car; but then that's when complacency will bite you if you're not careful.

    6. Re:Tune with care by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      and "tuners" always forget to add breaking power when they add horsepower.

      Who cares if you can go fast... it's stopping that is important.

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    7. Re:Tune with care by jallen02 · · Score: 1

      lol.. if you saw my car you would understand why I almost busted a side ;)

      its a 90 lx 50 sport... paint is oxidizing, it has quite a few dents and dings.. its just a nice car to ride in/drive (and not much else)

      Jeremy

  5. How do you... by IronTek · · Score: 3, Funny

    So how do you think you explain this to your car company if you screw it up?

    Honda: "what's the problem, sir"

    You: "well, I was wiring an internal network into my car and fused my hand to the cable and the glove box. Is this covered?"

    1. Re:How do you... by klui · · Score: 1

      This is an interesting topic and is brought up every now and again in car mailing lists and Usenet.

      Apparently, having aftermarket parts installed on your car does not void your warranty; but if an aftermarket part is directly responsible for a specific failure then that service is not covered. But enough dealers give people with aftermarket parts a hard time forcing most to just take them off before going to the dealer. Of course, there are those who abuse this (at least in California) law.

  6. The Aritcle in a Nutshell... by cscx · · Score: 5, Funny

    Man invents automobile.

    Man builds automobile.

    Man adds digital data bus to automobile.

    Man discovers that you can snoop on automobile's digital data busses.

    Man succeeds.

    Man discovers no useful information from snooping automobile's digital data bus.

    Logical conclusion: Man has too much time on his hands.

    1. Re:The Aritcle in a Nutshell... by kafka93 · · Score: 1

      It's just a shame that this has, er, very little to do with the actual article.

      Oh well.

    2. Re:The Aritcle in a Nutshell... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If IE's Windows integration is a monopoly, then I'm all for the removal of Konqueror from KDE.

      Ummm... just in case you havn't figured it out:

      Adding IE to windows wasn't what made MS a monopoly. It was a monopoly that added IE to a product that squashes their opponents through their vendors (who wanted to add netscape as an alternative). It's akin to Gnome muscle arming Redhat for including KDE/Konqueror with their distro.

      Please think before shoving that size 12 in your mouth. It looks painful.

    3. Re:The Aritcle in a Nutshell... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Car eats man, Woman inherits the earth!

    4. Re:The Aritcle in a Nutshell... by Suppafly · · Score: 1

      No if you read the article, the above conclusion pretty much sums it up.. there is no real interesting data given.. basically with out going into the specifics, the article explains that you can hook a laptop into a car inplace of the chips that come with the car.. which is a well known fact.. the author flavors the article with person stories about how car engineers don't like it when you talk about hacking into the system.. but other than that, no specifics are givin..

  7. A question by sllort · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Reverse-engineering is fun. Reverse-engineering embedded systems is even more fun, because it's hard. Reverse-engineering safety-critical embedded systems is really challenging, and not for the stupid.

    Now, what the author is talking about is reverse-engineering the systems that control AntiLock braking, ignition, and transmission control, among other things. It's a really cheap way to improve performance on a car.

    Car companies (well, at least Ford) have a bad history when it comes to electronic civil liberties. At what point in reverse-engineering a throttle control system would you be "bypassing an access protection device"? Probably never. But consider that Adobe got someone jailed for breaking ROT13; Cuecat was XOR. If people start selling hot-rod software (and they are), how long will it be till auto manufacturers start answering Yes to the author's "is it encrypted" question. It might only be ROT13, but it would be enough to bust anyone who was selling firmware upgrades for a Mustang and put them out of business for good.

    Anyone remember the 60 minutes Audi 5000 scandal? Where the car's fuel injection system was said to, in rare cases, cause the car to accelerate out of control, causing injury or death? Let your subconcious do the dreaming about the accidents that could come from improperly debugged ABS code or throttle control. Now imagine that someone hacks their car's firmware, crashes in a fireball, and their family sues the automaker. The automaker can't prove that the car was modified... at all.

    My prediction: this stuff will scare automakers shitless, and they will fall all overthemselves to find a way to apply the DMCA to stopping the dissemination of reverse-engineering information.

    Of course, I could be wrong.

    1. Re:A question by DuncanMurray · · Score: 1

      I'm no expert when it comes to forensic science, but surely they would be able to tell if the original ROM had been removed and replaced with an EPROM chip - sure the datas gone because its all a pile of plastic goo, but there must be other ways.

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    2. Re:A question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      well, but if the original already are eeprom? ask your mercedes-benz dealer. he has a nifty cd in his bag to update your sl's (2002 model) electronics. the same is for the new e-class (W211)

    3. Re:A question by haroldK · · Score: 1

      Yes, there would likely be enough evidence indicating a modification to the system. For instance: Ford vehicles with an EEC-IV (4th gen engine management), you can buy a product called an EEC-Tuner. This is a device you plug into the factory data port on the computer to modify timing, fuel and other variables (and it connects to a computer through the serial port, pretty cool). To do so, you pretty much have to destroy the factory seal on the device. It's the same for any other chip you add. I imagine it's the same situation for other manufacturers.

      Manufacturers would probably go out of their way to make sure a seal or two has to be broken and some hardware put in to modify the systems. Can't have people abusing the warrantee.

      Also, not every fatal car crash is a firey wreck, so chances are that they'd be able to recover evidence of tampering.

    4. Re:A question by ndege · · Score: 2, Insightful

      it would be enough to bust anyone who was selling firmware upgrades for a Mustang and put them out of business for good.

      <RANT>

      Put who out of business!? The car companies? This is stupid. They are not giving away cars like the cuecat was given away, nor are they selling or offering the "firmware" updates. My personal feeling is that the car companies have it right. You purchase the hardware...you don't license it. After it is yours, you can cut it up into little pieces and send each little screw as stocking stuffers to all your family all around the world. You could then, at the next family reunion, put the car back together. The car companies don't care. (It would make news sites such as slashdot.) But, the point is the car companies already made their profit.

      As for the safety point of view: once again, the car companies do not care. There have been thousands of cars chopped to pieces to be something they weren't originally. Think hotrods, think limo's, think tree-hugging hippies that covert their cars to electric. Sometimes the car companies use it as free advertising. Again, they aren't licensing the car, they sold the car. Once people start to modify the car, the car companies are no longer responsible. (ie: with some cars, you can't even take the car to have minor service performed by any company other than the dealer without voiding the warranty and causing a "hands off" condition by the car manufacturer.) The car companies are only responsibile for the original products safety...not ensuring that it can't be "hacked."

      Sorry, but your near-sighted words bother me.

      </RANT>

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    5. Re:A question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Of course, I could be wrong.

      Nope, you aren't. I work at a car plant and the software that we use to program the PCM (Powertrain Control Module) is pretty well kept under tight control.

      What we fear (and reasonably so I might add) is someone hopping up their car and then killing themselves in it. Regardless of the fact that it was the consumer who was at fault, we will get sued. I guarantee it.

      I can't say if we would go as far as Ford would in protecting our "IP", I would hope not, but any company has the right to protect themselves.



      That said, I have heard that we detune our engines too ;>

    6. Re:A question by cavehamster · · Score: 2

      Ford Motorsports at least used to sell a device that would let you interface a laptop computer to s special add on engine computer. With this device you could change fuel maps on the fly. The trick is getting it right... The factory could do a much better job unless you had access to a dyno and lot of time on your hands.

      All in all, I think that Ford could care less about ppl hacking the computer systems right now. The trouble is that the EPA bends the car manafacutuers over backwards to make them meet emmisions requirements. If enough ppl modify thier systems without regard for emissions, someone WILL step in about it. Future cars emissions may be the factory's responsibility far after it rolls off the assembly line, at which time the car companies will be more apt to sell 'sealed' systems that the end user cannot modify at all.

      I think modders need to learn environmental responsibility. Right now the quest for a few hundreds off thier ETA lets emissions go out the window. *shurg*

    7. Re:A question by bhsx · · Score: 1

      well said.

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    8. Re:A question by ender81b · · Score: 2

      It would be extremeley rare for all the components in the car to be destroyed to such a degree that the manufacturer couldn't find out that it had been modified (not to mention possible witnesses etc). Just think of what survives after aiplanes crash..

      However, these are the same arguments that where used long, long ago about other mods to a car - new brakes, suspension, etc. Of course these where easier to detect. I would bet that fairly soon auto manufactures are going to find a way to set a 'flag' somewhere that would alert them to any possible mods a car has had (a little black bock, heavily armored, containing a 16k Flash RAM chip + some sort of protection scheme would do nicely, which BTW, if you decide to mess with you DESERVE to be prosecuted - breach of contract, i.e. warrany. But, in the meantime, you are right - the auto manufactures would/are probably scared of this.

      An interesting note: I DOUBT that an encryption system could be effectively implemented on a car. Considering the extra processing overhead this would require to encrypt/decrypt each communication and with response times needing to be in the thousands of a second (at least) I would be very, very suprised if it would be worth their time + cost effective to implement one.

    9. Re:A question by armb · · Score: 2

      > Now imagine that someone hacks their car's firmware, crashes in a fireball,

      When I saw "Physical hot rodding isn't cheap because it often involves the inadvertent testing to destruction of new ideas and components. Digital hot rodding, though--where software is used to modify how a vehicle does something--is orders of magnitude cheaper and far more accessible." I thought the author doesn't get it just as much as the hardware guys he was talking to. This isn't a simulator, its controllers for real physical hardware. You can blow an engine up by buggering about with the software just as easily as by fiddling with physical stuff.

      And, as you say, in the worst case you can kill people.

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    10. Re:A question by Grab · · Score: 2

      "Will"? It already does!

      Thing is, it used to be that everything was in ROM, bcos ROM was the only cost-effective long-term storage mechanism. So your code and calibrations are all stored in one chip - you want to replace the chip, you also have to write your own engine control algorithm. Which is a seriously non-trivial exercise if you want to meet emissions regs and get modern levels of fuel economy.

      But manufacturers are now switching to Flash. If there's a bug, you can reflash the controller with a new version of software (see recent reports on bugs in the Ford Focus and Renault Laguna software). Downside is that so can everyone else. So manufacturers have security protocols which prevent anyone who doesn't know the protocol from getting in. This is security-by-obscurity - the protocols are not particularly complicated but would be awkward to reverse-engineer, mainly due to an enforced lag between attempts which would seriously slow down any brute-force hacking (suppose there's 65536 combinations, and the box enforces 10s between attempts, then you're going to be there for over a week trying all combinations!).

      However, it's incredibly easy for the auto-maker to prove that the software was modified if the controller survives the impact - simply read out the contents of the calibration and do a diff against the cal for that vehicle. Job done. The auto-maker has taken reasonable care to make it difficult for ppl to get access, if someone goes out of their way to turn their car into a deathtrap then the manufacturers have no liability.

      Note that there _is_ some aftermarket tweaking that can be done; some settings are provided for dealers to change useful things like tire size, final drive ratio etc if the car gets components uprated. But even this is protected as well, so you have to take it to a dealer to get it changed. It may be a pain to pay a dealer to do something this trivial, but it stops ppl arbitrarily screwing around with the controller. For example, cars measure speed and distance by counting tire revs and scaling by the tire size, so you could mess it all up by setting that scaling wrong.

      Grab.

    11. Re:A question by GutBomb · · Score: 1

      only communication between the modification software and actual components would be encrypted. the signals sent between the components during operation would not need to be encrypted. just the protocol in wich modifications are made.

    12. Re:A question by Hast · · Score: 1

      No. The car companies would put the people selling firmware modifications out of business. Most likly by saying "Ooooh, we used an 'encryption' called pig latin to protect the data. Now you go to jail for breaking DMCA."

      And the reason this doesn't happen much today is because of what the original article points out. Most of the car industry has not yet grasped what can (and will) be done to cars in the future. (And to some degree, today.)

    13. Re:A question by Alsee · · Score: 2

      only communication between the modification software and actual components would be encrypted. the signals sent between the components during operation would not need to be encrypted.

      LOL.

      That leaves you wide open for a man-in-the-middle attack. Just grab the data which is in the clear, alter it, and send it on it's way. As a mtter of fact some data signals can be doubled or cut in half just by cutting some of the wires and reconnecting them in a different order. Crude, but effective.

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    14. Re:A question by zevans · · Score: 1

      It's not just the manufacturer that's interested in whether the car has been modified. When I signed my insurance agreement, I formally agreed with the statement that the vehicle had -not- been modified.

      I have a Seat TDI, and as a VAG car I could pretty much buy a new EMC in the supermarket down the road, but I ain't gonna, for two reasons.

      1/ I wouldn't be insured. When I'm paying £700 pounds a year for the privilege, I want to be damn sure there's a payout if I do have to claim. [I'm in the UK, where the car insurance market is notoriously shoddy. YMMV, if you will pardon the strangely appropriate TLA.]

      2/ VW have spent a lot of time and effort balancing emissions and performance and achieving miracles in both arenas. I would have bought a Caterham 7 if I wanted to play silly buggers.

      I hack with just about everything else, but I want to be sure that 3000lbs of steel and aluminium goes where I want it, when I want it, and I'm not going to have any nasty surprises at 110^H^H^H70 mph.

      Zack

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    15. Re:A question by Alsee · · Score: 2

      For example, cars measure speed and distance by counting tire revs and scaling by the tire size, so you could mess it all up by setting that scaling wrong.

      Well, that explains it. I tweeked the setting on my car two years ago and I guess pulled a NASA. I must have messed up the units for wheel radius (inches/millimeters). My odometer only reads about 900 miles, my fuel efficiency has been 1.3 gallons to the mile, and my speedometer never seemed to go above 2 or 3 MPH.

      My brother made a similar mod last week. He's been getting over 400 miles to the gallon, but he's put close to 10,000 miles on the odometer in just a few days. And now the speedometer breaks 100 at idle.

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    16. Re:A question by Grab · · Score: 2

      Also being in the UK (I mis-spelt "tyre" for the Americans reading ;-) you're right on point 2. The US doesn't much give a shit about fuel consumption (it's cheap) or performance (cars are all calibrated to give little power bcos that's apparently what American drivers like), and they only care about emissions to get through various regulations.

      But in Europe we really do care about this stuff. We can't afford to run 15-20mph cars so engines have to be smaller and the vehicle has to be lighter, and we all want cars that go off the line like a rocket so they need to be properly tuned. I drove a 3l injected Ford Taurus one time in the US, which performed significantly worse in nearly every category (including acceleration) than the 1.4l carb Peugeot 309 I drive in the UK - the only improvement was braking due to ABS.

      Grab.

    17. Re:A question by British · · Score: 2

      That reminds me when the ground wire to my battery cable went loose on my Isuzu I-Mark. The guages went completely nuts. It said I was going about 50 mph at 600 rpms when I was merely creeping out of the parking lot!

    18. Re:A question by Falke · · Score: 1

      Most of the time the factory can't do a better job. Most stock ECUs can only handle a little increase in air flow, if you start adding intack and exhaust mods the computer can't fully compensate.
      Also, the factory ECU is setup to handle the fact that every engine that comes out of the factory will be a little different. If you can get a little dyno time (shouldn't need more than $300 worth if you have a decent base to start from) you can tune the ECU to the engine you have with the mods you have.

    19. Re:A question by seanadams.com · · Score: 2

      Anyone remember the 60 minutes Audi 5000 scandal? Where the car's fuel injection system was said to, in rare cases, cause the car to accelerate out of control, causing injury or death?

      I heard about that - it's a load of bull, if you ask me. Next time you're in your car, try mashing the brake while giving it full throttle. I don't care what kind of car it is, the brakes ALWAYS win.

    20. Re:A question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Almost all of the manufacture used eproms before
      going to the flash (GM has since they put engine
      computers in the cars). Changing the eprom
      is fairly easy, you remove it, disassemble the
      internal code (GM uses motorola 68HC11 variants-
      documentation is pretty easy to come by), and
      then figure out where things are that you want
      to change. If someone cared they could figure
      how things were adjusted, but I suspect that
      even the most enthusastic crash investigator
      would not even think to check.

      And mostly people have only been caring about
      modifing the engine computer, which about the
      only bad results that you can have are causing
      the engine computer to reboot (done that, 00
      on a 68hc11 is not NOP it is a bad instruction
      that will cause a instant crash-and the car
      computers watch dog does reboot in fast 1second,
      barely noticable), and potentically causing the
      engine to not run at all, or the worst is causing
      something to run real bad and break something serious (I have avoided that so far).

    21. Re:A question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      AAMOF - the case was found in favor of Audi - i.e. driver stupididty

    22. Re:A question by mazachan · · Score: 1

      Actually, that's not true. Your brakes are limited to the brake pads. Ever try to drive off with the parking brake on? If you have the car at wide open throttle, the wheels will continue to try to turn. Once you are able to do it, your brake pads are toast. Unless you are using high performance brake pads, the brakes will not win under prolonged conditions.

    23. Re:A question by shannara256 · · Score: 2

      > ... we all want cars that go off the line like a rocket ...

      Uh, have you ever seen a rocket take off? Majestic, to be sure, and overpoweringly loud... very impressive. But "quick" is not a word I would use to describe their take-off.

  8. Hacking the Odometer by atheos · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I've got a nice hack for ya.
    New Ford F-150's, Expeditions, ect.
    Unplug the main harness going to the digital display, and locate a gray wire, with a black stripe. (your VSS wire) Place a small strip of tape over the metal pin, and
    VOLIA
    no mo miles

    1. Re:Hacking the Odometer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Usually there is a big sticker back there that will tell you if that has been tampered with.

      I would say if you are buying a car that looks like it was way too few miles, then maybe have this checked.

      Another way is to check the tires. Is there too much wear for the number of miles are on it? If not, have they been replaced? If you are getting a car that doesn't have original tires after 15,000 miles, its a good sign its been tampered with.

      Also, check the ball joints on the stearing in front. I know its silly, but those will show wear pretty well. Struts and shocks are another good indicator.

    2. Re:Hacking the Odometer by Skuld-Chan · · Score: 1

      Actually one of the easiest ways to tell how many miles is on a car is to check the wear of the brake, clutch and throttle control - the actual rubber grips on the pedals.

      I've driven at least two cars that had over 100,000 miles on them (my 95 sentra 117,500+ miles on it) and all the pedals are nice and smooth on the corners (like they have been pressed on a lot). Plus its a component that is rarely replaced - even on really well used cars.

      Anyhoo - how is the above hack any different then taking the cable off the odometer? Its still a felony.

    3. Re:Hacking the Odometer by ender81b · · Score: 2

      By Doing this you Installantly decrease the resale value of your car by 15-20% as well as it is EXTREMELY ILLEGAL to mess with a car's speedometer. Car dealers are, SHOCK, smarter than you and know when a speedometer has been messed with. What do you want to bet that disconnecting said wire probably set a 'flag' somewhere on that car's computer?

    4. Re:Hacking the Odometer by atheos · · Score: 2

      If so, nobody ever called me after I returned the Leased vehicle. Don't think I wasn't worried about it either!

  9. The GM LTx cars are already capable of this by LT4Ryan · · Score: 2, Informative

    I have used this software on my LT1 Camaro with excellent results. This software allows you to pretty much hack every aspect that the PCM controls easily.

    LT1 Edit

  10. That's been going on for a while by strlen · · Score: 3, Informative

    There's replacement EEPROMS for various cars with digital ignition (as opposed to a distributor) available on the market, some of them may even be installed by your dealership (depends on the dealership of course). They've also been on the market for quite a while and aren't a novelty. If I'm correct, on non-digital-ignition automobiles, you can use MSD's system to retard or advance your ignition timing. Also, this is not a very safe way to increase your engine's power, as advancing ignition, raises the cylinder pressure far more than any other modification, in propotion to the gain (usually no more than 15 hp).

    1. Re:That's been going on for a while by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      not to pick but .....

      Retarding or advancing ignition (on distributer equipped cars) is only turning the distributer (not just the cap) forward or back. that's it.

      MSD on the other hand are MultiSparkDevices. As the name implies, They spark (and hot) many times per ignition stroke. they also fire longer and have programmable rev limiters built in (as the engine can actually find the redline at will :-). They are extremely good for fuel consumption (full burn, no waste) and emissions (same reason) and performance (see last two bracketed items :-). An MSD on an older car is a godsend.

      This digital ignition stuff? It's a feeble attempt at hack proofing something that has always been hackable (timing, and fuel)

      Just an old hotrodder (and /. lurker)

  11. My warranty? by teslatug · · Score: 2, Funny

    "dangerous to your life and your warranty"

    Yeah I would hate to expire :)
    1. Re:My warranty? by sysadmn · · Score: 1
      "dangerous to your life and your warranty"
      Yeah I would hate to expire :)
      much less be violated! 8-}
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  12. new uses for outlook virii by wboatman · · Score: 1

    When you can check email from your car (you know Microsoft will get a piece of this), can you also send email to the slow f*ck in front of you with a virus to disable their brakes, or make them steer to the side of the road and then crash (non-lethal) their car?

  13. odb2 by Jaeger- · · Score: 1

    my brother has an odb2 module and likes to play with the various settings etc in his engine directly from his laptop. the hardware is relatively cheap and is usually purchased along with software. its all windoze based of course. he spent around $1500 i believe for everything.

    this *is not* for people who don't know what they're doing! you can adjust things like when your engine shifts, and really screw up your engine if you do something bad/wrong...

    --w

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    1. Re:odb2 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you can adjust things like when your engine shifts, and really screw up your engine if you do something bad/wrong...

      Ahh the proveribal shifting engine. I juked to the left, then to the right, finally I got it settled down. Thank God for ODB2

      This is way cool stuff, been around for a long time though. It's be nice if it were cheaper, D/L towing package, or economy package to the car is fine!

    2. Re:odb2 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      haha, I payed $75 for a odb2 interface for my laptop. $1500 is insane or for the stupid! also, you can't really change any setting using the odb2 interface, you clearly don't know what you are talking about.

      i'm sure your brother knows what he's doing, i'll even bet it's a honda. :rolleyes: lol, you adjust when your engine shifts!! bahahah

    3. Re:odb2 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I *hope* he was including the price of the laptop.

  14. ALDL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Do a search on that term...

    If you have an American car, that is. ALDL is Assembly Line Data Link and it gives you a lot of information on your car.

    I'm still wondering if I should tool around with it, I'm not eager to be a human guinea pig, unless it's for sexual experiments with a muscular fitness chick.

  15. Wanna see a REALLY cool car? by Rampant+Atrocity · · Score: 4, Informative

    Here's a car that's been pre-hacked and souped up for ultimate geek driving: the MegaCar! I mean, just look at this picture. LCDs everywhere, 150k/sec mobile connectivity...The flash site is annoying, but damn, that car is sweet....

    1. Re:Wanna see a REALLY cool car? by xmalenko · · Score: 3, Informative

      And you'll probably be able to get it pretty cheap soon, too, since the owner has landed in prison. Here's more about it: http://www.kimble.org/message20020220.htm

      No pity for him here though. Goes along with what I think of people with toys like expensive pimped-out cars and gaudy flash sites. Give me my '87 Nissan and plain text web page any day!

      Back to adding neon lights into my computer...

    2. Re:Wanna see a REALLY cool car? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      wow, an undersized limo

      nothing to see here, move along

    3. Re:Wanna see a REALLY cool car? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here's a car that's been pre-hacked and souped up for ultimate geek driving:

      Dude, screw the car. Check out the chick selling the car!

    4. Re:Wanna see a REALLY cool car? by mesach · · Score: 1

      im sorry you must have linked the wrong picture here is someone named kim selling something to do with the car.

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    5. Re:Wanna see a REALLY cool car? by ChrisKoehler · · Score: 0

      You know the photo you linked to? Look close at the tablet, it displays Netscape in a mac interface, but the tablet has a Windows and a Intel Inside sticker on it.
      What is it with advertisements and macs.....I have a Best Buy ad from about a year ago, and the monitor shows an email being composed in some program (i forget), but the UI is mac style, of course it was for a pc.

      Seriously, what is with that?

  16. Hype by theseum · · Score: 1

    I think that this is probably an overblown hype piece, like so many others. What the article is talking about is simply a way to download information on the car's systems (much like what is already done in ,a href="http://www.formula1.com/news/home.html">F ormula One racing. This would not allow a hacker to gain control of your car in any way. Of course the threat of crashing the system is always there... The easiest solution to all these problems is to have manual backup systems. I don't like trusting my life to a computer, anyway.

    1. Re:Hype by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hype, ype pe e
      going going gone.
      I don't want my car to be any more computerized than my bicycle. Lets hope its hype.

      Microsoft Automobile Business Unit.

      Let that roll around in your head all night.

  17. Keep the Warrenty by guamman · · Score: 3, Interesting

    In most cases, the manufacturer of most sports cars (corvette, etc.) has a liscensed third party like shelby for Ford. These suppliers and aftermarket manufacturers have certin chips that can be installed without ruining you entire warrenty. Sometimes, the warrenty is just modified to take out the changed part of the car.

  18. Formula 1 by BigBir3d · · Score: 3, Informative

    Not only have they thought of everything that he was talking about, but they actually are doing it. This season, today, right now! Everything is adjustable, although some of it is not legal ;-) The best part, it is all adjustable, on the fly, literally. That's right boys and girls, wireless! Ferrari and Williams BMW are at the forefront, of course. There has been much effort into making sure that each of the teams are not vulnerable to hacking or jamming by the other teams. (The budget for these top-flight teams is supposedly nearly $200,000,000US)

    1. Re:Formula 1 by inburito · · Score: 2

      In F1 everything's been remotely adjustable for a while. It's just that FIA doesn't allow it so they settle for data collection. Otherwise you could technically adjust the wing angles on-the-fly for curves and straights. Heck, they even outlawed traction control (one of the contributions of F1 to regular drivers) quite a few years back..

    2. Re:Formula 1 by muffel · · Score: 1
      Heck, they even outlawed traction control (one of the contributions of F1 to regular drivers) quite a few years back..
      Actually, they "inlawed" traction control during last season. IIRC Spain was the first race with (official) traction control---about half the field didn't even get off the starting grid because their launch controls failed.
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    3. Re:Formula 1 by Vince · · Score: 1

      This year they're allowed to remotely send adjustments to the car. While movable wings are not allowed, they can change engine mappings (fuel economy vs. power), brake balance, and any other electronic function in the car. They can even modify the traction control or automatic gear shifting.

    4. Re:Formula 1 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Traction control was allowed back in, halfway through last season, after being banned back in '93 or so.

      Wing angles is one of the less beneficial things to change, the real stuff worth messing with in the middle of a race is engine management. Look at the prevelance of one pit-stop races this year. In the past, it had been almost always two, and sometimes three pit-stops for most teams. This year, Williams, Ferrari, and I think McLaren as well, have all done one stop races, that were two stop races the year before for the same driver, with the same team.

      It's all about the gas mileage. If someone has a 8 second lead, and his mechanics can adjust the fuel ratio to the point that their driver only needs one stop, and keep their speed competitive, the race is over, barring catastrophe.

      Unfortunately, Formula 1 is being criticised for this by people saying that the racing is more about the quality of the car and less about the quality of the drivers.

      In 2004, I think, Formula 1 might be changing to one engine weekends, a la NASCAR, as a way of keeping costs down. Of course, R&D costs way more than actually making the parts.

  19. OK - Free beer offer by bunyip · · Score: 5, Funny

    Yep, you got it. I'll buy a beer for the first true hack on a Segway.

    Suppose you had one, what would a cool hacker (such as you, dear reader) make it do?

    Oh, BTW, I guess I'd have to buy you a Ginger Beer.

    Alan.

    1. Re:OK - Free beer offer by boopus · · Score: 3, Funny

      Obviously you'd teach it to be "posessed" so that it would wander around the room and bump into things... Of course, it should map things out and only bump into them once. Reproducing old hacks with new hardware is a tradition.

    2. Re:OK - Free beer offer by Muad'Dave · · Score: 2

      what would [you]... make it do?

      • 300 MPH
      • Fling riders off randomly
      • Left wheel forward, right wheel back...
      • Make burning rubber peel-out sounds

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  20. Very common already by milkmandan9 · · Score: 4, Informative

    This is really very common in the automotive tuning world already. Many companies have piggyback-style computers that intercept the signals entering and leaving the stock engine computer and modify them accordingly. Products like the A'PEXi S-AFC (among many many others) use relatively simple mathematical formulae (think...mx+b) or look-up tables to modify the signals that the engine computer sees from the sensors or the signals that the actuators see from the computer.

    For the more advanced racer, there are entire standalong engine management systems that entirely the engine computer itself (think Haltech E6k and others).

    The point here is that the signals used between sensors and microprocessors onboard a vehicle aren't difficult to decode. Most relate to measuring the resistance across a sensor or sending out a pulse to run a fuel injector at a given interval. Granted, the signals sent between the various computers are a bit more complex, but it's by no means impossible to decode. The only reason that 3rd-party aftermarket manufacturers are really the only people building these things is that there isn't a whole lot of return for the average home-mechanic. By the time Joe Six-Pack builds his engine management system, he's spent so much time that he could have enhanced the performance of his vehicle with all sorts of non-electronic devices that are cheaper and better understood in the automotive community.

    Are there very cool things that can be done by the individual with a personally-designed engine (and transmission, and A/C, etc) management system? Sure! Loads of cool stuff!

    Now how many people out there can spare the time, effort, and money to have a system that really only performs marginally better than anything that can be bought off the shelf? Not many people, that's for sure.

    But luckily, that's what universities are for...which explains why I'm still in school.

    1. Re:Very common already by bunyip · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Now how many people out there can spare the time, effort, and money to have a system that really only performs marginally better than anything that can be bought off the shelf? Not many people, that's for sure.

      Hmmm - what about overclockers? Submerge your MB in liquid nitrogen to gain a couple o' hundred MHz? I've seen some pretty cool hacks on /. over the last couple of years.

      How about spending nights and weekends hacking the Linux kernel to reduce interrupt latency? Would the "average" computer user care or notice?

      I would think that many people would do this. We nerds have a kindred spirit in hot-rodders. To them, a generic four-banger is the M$ of the automotive world.

      I would like to add that I'm both a computer hacker and car hacker (Subaru WRX). I also brew my own beer (beer hacker?).

    2. Re:Very common already by milkmandan9 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Hmmm - what about overclockers? Submerge your MB in liquid nitrogen to gain a couple o' hundred MHz? I've seen some pretty cool hacks on /. over the last couple of years.

      Very true. They're the same in spirit, and the only difference is in implementation.

      You usally (usually!) don't have to worry about getting stuck in the middle of nowhere if your overclocked MB bites the dust, and when it does, it doesn't always (always!) mean that it will make a $4000 engine turn itself into scrap.

      The skill sets are different, too. With overclocking, you need good computer skills and some common-sense mechanical and electrical skills. Beyond that, all you need is the cash to buy it all. When deciphering a modern engine management system you need a good background in CS, some workable knowledge of EE, and enough mechanical skills to get the damned thing running.

      Or, in the case of some (some!) of the vinyl-sticker-emblazoned, wake-the-neighborhood-up-at-3am types, all you need is a good instruction manual or a mechanic worth his price.

      But I definitely agree with you. The spirit is the same.

  21. You don't recomend it???? by kastard · · Score: 0, Troll

    Of course, I neither endorse nor recommend any of the procedures mentioned, any of which may be inherently dangerous to your life and your warranty.

    Why did you send this story here then?

    1. Re:You don't recomend it???? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ummmm... It's called hacking. ie, "non-goal oriented play and exploration of hardware (or software)". Almost all hacking violates warranties. Some even risks equipment and lives. Hacking is nerdy. Deal with it or stop reading News for Nerds.

  22. AoA already does that by Leven+Valera · · Score: 2

    Audi of America will void the warranty on your turbo car if they catch or suspect you've been screwing with the computer. It's real easy to get a $400 chip and kick your 300hp S4 up to 400+ just by turning up the boost.

    LV

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    1. Re:AoA already does that by tjb · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Good lord dude. What the hell do you need with 400 HP on something as small as an S4? Like changing tires much? How about cylinder heads? I heard those were real cheap now...

      sigh

      The high HP mainstream luxury sports cars (S4, M3/M5, 911, Corvette, etc), in general are limited at the power that they get because a) Its damn fast as is and b) its actually reliable at those HP/Torque numbers.

      There's a very good reason why $150,000 Ferraris are in the shop for serious engine maintenance every 3000 miles: namely that there are physical limits with what can be done with internal combustion engines without sacrificing reliability. Hell, you'd think if they could make one that didn't require massive maintenance on a short schedule, they could sell it for twice as much.

      Boosting an S4 to run with Ferraris is counter-productive in the sense that you're likely gonna end up paying the cost of a ferrari in maintenance anyway (well, not quite, but it will be damn expensive and unreliable).

      Tim

    2. Re:AoA already does that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Like changing tires much?

      Obviously you're unaware that the S4 is all wheel drive.

      AWD vehicles, when aligned properly, wear tires darn close to even.

    3. Re:AoA already does that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Audi of America will void the warranty on your
      >turbo car if they catch or suspect you've been
      >screwing with the computer. It's real easy to get
      >a $400 chip and kick your 300hp S4 up to 400+ just
      >by turning up the boost.

      Except that a)the S4 is 250hp stock, not 300, and b)the limit on an S4 engine with no other mods save a chip is 310hp. 400hp would require boost levels that would blow both turbos in a matter of a few days driving(if you were that lucky.)

    4. Re:AoA already does that by BeerSlurpy · · Score: 3, Interesting

      First, the original poster: The audi S4 only goes from 250 crank hp to about 310 crank hp with a computer. YOu can get up to about 350 or so with an intercooler and some other low cost tweaks.

      Anyway, second poster: cars today are engineered way way way beyond the use they will see in stock form. An audi s4 most likely will be reliable at 400 crank hp. They have sleeved cylinders and a strong bottom end (amongst other features). 500 would most likely be pushing it. And the S4 will run through tires at the same rate with 250 hp as it would with 600hp. Its all about the weight, not the power, unless you do lots and lots of huge smoky burnouts. The first poster's S4 will actually be no more expensive than stock in the long run, and it will not be any less reliable.

      Also, an S4 is not a light little car. It weighs about 3500 lbs, which in my book is a very heavy car. Thats only marginally lighter than a bmw 5 series.

      Ferraris are in the shop every 3000 miles for a number of reasons:
      Ferrari's reputation isnt based upon having reliable cars- that is Honda's little dance. If Ferrari starts making reliable sorta-fast cars, then they will be written off as having lost touch with their heritage (porsche cayenne anyone? blech)
      They arent engineered to be super reliable, they are engineered to be weekend toys for the rich. Ferrari makes a lot of concessions to performance and a lot of concessions to "tradition" since many people buy ferrari because they want to buy into ferraris old racing image. People want gated shifters, a loud whiny exhaust and they want it painted red.
      They have more complicated valve trains with a ton more moving parts. A ferrari v12 has about 60 valves and 4 camshafts, non of which are self adjusting (another concession). Sooo, once a year or so, you have to bring your ferrari in and have everything looked at. VERY expensive. About 3 times more labor involved than opening up a dohc 4 cylinder- this before you factor in the traditional ferrari price gouge.
      Ferraris have a special formula of oil you can only get at the dealer.
      Ferrari parts arent exactly mass produced. Its cheaper to do preventative maintenance than to drive it until it explodes and then replace the engine.

    5. Re:AoA already does that by tjb · · Score: 1

      As per the corvette:

      In general straight line, though the newest Z06 did pull higher on the skidpad (dry) than any car I've ever seen, well over 1G.

      On the wet skidpad, well....

      Anyway, a Corvette is definitely a luxury sports car, maybe not quite as nice as a BMW, but quite plush inside and fast and good handling (as long as it doesn't rain).

      Tim

    6. Re:AoA already does that by tjb · · Score: 1

      Damn, an S4 weighs that much? Honestly, I never looked up the weight, but just assumed that since it was about the same size as my 323i, it would weigh roughly the same (~2300 lbs), plus a little added weight for AWD and a bigger engine. Where does the extra weight come from? (the engine and AWD can't account for 1500 lbs? or can they?)

      Anyway, I don't think it would be reliable at 400 HP. The extra stress on the pushrods alone I would think would significantly shorten the lifespan of the engine. Yeah, replacing a snapped rod isn't that big of a deal, but its still a pain in the ass if you're somewhere inconvenient. Not to mention the other parts that would be running out of spec.

      As for Ferraris, I'm not arguing with you. YOu basically made my point: They are engineered with performance and performance alone in mind. If you build a car this way, its just not going to be reliable, but it will be damn fast. Taking a reliable car and trying to turn it into a ferrari-beater is going to give you the same adverse effects on reliability.

      Tim

    7. Re:AoA already does that by Inthewire · · Score: 1

      Hey...not to burst your bubble or anything, but the M5 pulls a .90 on the skidpad...the 911 is better, with a .91...of course, the Corvette pulls a 1.00...sorry to be the one to break it to you.

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    8. Re:AoA already does that by BeerSlurpy · · Score: 2

      Hahahah. No, a 323i does not weigh 2300 lbs- try 3200 for manual coupe (convertible weighs more). It would be so incredibly fast if it weighed that much. A 1970s 2002 weighs about that much. A miata weighs that much.

      The S4 weighs about 3600 actually. AWD must weight about 400, which isnt too bad at all compared to the 3000GT VR4 whale-car.

      The pushrods on the S4 can take 400hp. They are much stronger than they need to be for 250hp. There are plenty of people running 400 crank hp on the stock rods with no problems whatsoever. Its not even a controversial level of power.

    9. Re:AoA already does that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Hey...not to burst your bubble or anything, but the M5 pulls a .90 on the skidpad...the 911 is better, with a .91...of course, the Corvette pulls a 1.00...sorry to be the one to break it to you.


      Surprisingly, I look at a number of other factors when deciding which vehicle to purchase. Living as I do in the United Kingdom, the fact that Chevrolet cannot even manage to produce a right hand drive version of their 'flagship' sports car means that it will never make it to my shortlist.


      Instead of looking at spurious g-force figures, to find out how a car performs in real world conditions it is instructive to look at its Nurburgring times. If you are not familiar with the Nurburgring, it is a test track in Germany where we Europeans go to test our sports cars.


      Accordingly the lap record for a production vehicle is unsurprisingly held by a Porsche GT2 driven by Horst von Saurma in 7:46:00.


      I doubt if Chevrolet would even bother to attempt to try and beat this.


      Fact is, you have a lot of wide straight roads in the USA, and it seldom rains. In Europe we have to contend with rain, and curved roads. This is why our cars are quicker point-to-point than American ones. OTOH, we don't feel superior because a lot of Japanese cars can kick our ass or at least come very close for a fraction of the price of a porsche or bmw e.g the Skyline GT-R and the Impreza Turbo WRX and the Lancer EVO6 etc etc

    10. Re:AoA already does that by klui · · Score: 1

      Honda does make a fast car: NSX.

      Many of Ferrari's mundane parts are mass produced, courtesy of Fiat. Or does someone else own Ferrari? Haven't followed their recent history.

      I feel the best oil you can get is Redline. Don't know how much Ferrari oil is, but US$7 or so for a quart isn't too bad if you're concerned about performance.

  23. Hmm.. by kafka93 · · Score: 1
    Am I alone in thinging that this might be a bad idea:

    (In the context of recent Japanese motorcycles:)

    The next step will be to port the PC software to handheld computers so as to make on-the-road modifications that much easier.
    Of course, while you're doing that, you might as well use your PDA as an auxiliary instrument and control panel.

    1. Re:Hmm.. by kafka93 · · Score: 2

      That would be "thinking". On a more serious note - I found it interesting that the real core of the story - the purported rationale behind a customer not hacking the car, that they "just wouldn't" - doesn't really ring all that true. Certainly, these are mechanics arguably more accustomed with modifications of hardware than of software, but surely these people use software routinely at every level of the manufacture process? I find it difficult to believe that they wouldn't appreciate the appeal of hacking the software, and it struck me as I read the article that just maybe the author had grabbed hold of the wrong end of the stick.

      That "you wouldn't be able to hack the car" doesn't strike me as a statement that comes from someone who doesn't understand the notion, but rather that it is the reasoned comment of someone who probably doesn't want to a) risk liability should a user do something stupid with the software (IANAL so I couldn't say how likely this might be); b) have Joe Shmoe messing around with their work; or c) risk precisely the situation that J.D. King describes: 'hacking the car directly' instead of buying a new model.

      Although the article makes the point that hardware mods are big business for auto manufacturers, I can't see them going for the idea of having the end user flash upgrading their rom and thus having at their hands new software and options that might otherwise have lured them to buying new models. No, I kinda suspect that the real reasons things are taking so long to move forward is that the car designers know only too well what they're up to and what the customer might have in mind, and aren't going to be rushing towards that future any time soon.

    2. Re:Hmm.. by John_Booty · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The car manufacturers have another very good reason for keeping the electonics systems relatively simple- so they WORK BETTER. Each flaw costs them millions of dollars in recalls or warrantied repairs. The less extraneous shit they cram into the electronics, the less is likely to go wrong.

      Maybe commerical software engineers will realize this, some day? ;-)

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    3. Re:Hmm.. by Karoshi · · Score: 1

      They will realize as soon as they have to pay for the trouble they cause.

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    4. Re:Hmm.. by zentigger · · Score: 1

      How long before car manufacturers start delivering the product in a shrink wrapping with an EULA in the glove box...small print at bottom:
      product provided on an "as is" basis, without warranty of any kind, including without limitation the warranties that it is free of defects, merchantable, fit for a particular purpose or non-infringing. the entire risk as to the quality and performance of the product is borne by licensee.
      should the product prove defective in any respect, licensee and not licensor or its suppliers or resellers assumes the entire cost of any service and repair.

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  24. LINK UPDATE REQUESTED: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

    It is inappropriate to link to the Jargon File's main corpus....It is several megabytes, and costs the site maintainer mucho bandwidth so you can browse one entry.

    Use this: http://www.tuxedo.org/~esr/jargon/html/entry/hack. html

    1. Re:LINK UPDATE REQUESTED: by guanxi · · Score: 2

      My apologies to ESR and tuxedo.org's host. I e-mailed Michael and it's been changed.

    2. Re:LINK UPDATE REQUESTED: by dawu · · Score: 1

      You're absolutely right. I've asked the IEEE folks to update the link if possible. Thanks for the reminder.

      -dawu@diamondcluster.com

  25. software mods aren't risk free by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

    My impression was that the article writer doesn't have much experience in the tuning market, or he'd have mentioned chipping turbocharged engines, and he'd also demonstrate a better understanding of what goes on. Most chips(even for normally aspirated engines) don't just alter timing; they alter the fuel ratio to be perfect for power, which is different from the ideal air/fuel ratio for emissions. Yes, ignition timing does affect power/emissions too, but it's silly to ignore the other half of the equation. Also, among the european/asian car makes, programmable systems are pretty rare; most simply buy a preprogrammed chip from a company that's done the testing/setup for you. Makes a lot of sense considering how expensive some of these engines can be. Even just altering fuel mixture can cause substantial damage; too rich(ie too much fuel) and you'll cause the catalytic converters to overheat and melt($$$$$$.) Too lean, and you can raise the exhaust gas temperature to the point that you actually destroy the exhaust valves and they start leaking.

    As for turbo chips...bear with me here. My car('91 Audi 200 quattro 20v turbo) makes 217hp stock. With new ROM chips for fuel/timing maps and a new pressure sensor supplied by an Audi tuner who has been in business since the early 80's...it makes almost 280, by allowing higher pressure from the turbo(aka "boost".) It yields sub 6 second 0-60 times for a full size luxury sedan(not to brag, but few cars, new or old, can beat me off the line, including any of Audi's current model lineup, unmodified.)

    This particular chip pretty much stresses the limit of the k26 turbo; as with any turbo, spin it too fast and it'll disintegrate. These things operate at -very- high speeds...50,000 rpms is not uncommon...very high temps(several hundred degrees or more)...and very close tolerances. If a piece flies off or something, it can cause an enormous amount of damage; little pieces of the turbo can end up getting inhaled by the engine. If you're lucky, it doesn't take the engine with it. If you're not so lucky, the metal shards scratch the cylinder walls, or the oil causes so much crap to build up inside the cylinder that the compression ratio skyrockets and the engine starts to "knock"(ie when the mixture ignites before it should.) When the piston's still going up and the mixture ignites, you can break things. FAST. Look on almost all engines these days and you'll see a small sensor bolted to the block...it's a microphone, basically, and it listens for knocking(the ECU knows when it fired a spark plug, so if it gets a noise when it hasn't...tada, knocking.)

    Particularly with a chip, there are a lot of things that can push the turbo over the edge...for example, a clogged air filter will make the turbo work harder to pressurize the same amount of air(ie, it'll need to spin faster.) While the engine control unit(ECU) takes into account high elevation via an external barometric sensor, it can't tell if your air filter is clogged! Another danger is that the intake air temperature can be too high; as you compress air, it heats up, and if it's too hot, the further compression in the cylinder will heat it beyond the flash point of the gas/air mixture, and you get knocking(see above.) You can also exceed the limits of the mechanical strength of the connecting rods(ie what connects the piston to the crankshaft, transferring the force of the explosion into mechanical rotation), the head bolts(what holds the "head" of the engine up against the block; it forms the top of the cylinder, and the more powerful the explosion in the cylinder, the more stress on the head bolts), the transmission, even the driveshafts sometimes

    Some early chip designs for A4/S4 models pushed the turbos just a tad too much(the vendor in question had a bad reputation in the first place) and turbos were getting overspun left+right(expensive, considering the S4 has -two- turbos.)

    Audi of America got wise to it, and unfortunately, is now -extremely- aggressive about going after owners who have installed aftermarket chips, despite the fact that they're quite safe now that more reputable tuners(who do better QA testing) have forced the crappy chips off the market.

    So, dealers started checking ECUs for signs of removal, modification, etc. Owners countered by buying spare ECUs and installing the unmodified ECUs back into the car before having it serviced.

    Amusingly, AoA caught on to this too...because their Client Relations staff were reading the webboards these guys belonged to. They were dumb enough to brag about it after "fooling the dealer".

    VW and Audi have already started introducing encryption+verification that keys the ECU to all sorts of other things in the car so that it can't be easily swapped. VW/Audi's "real" reason is that it is for antitheft reasons.

    It took all but a month or two for someone to figure out how to get around the keying. Same debate as publishing security exploits...except that cars generally don't get stolen unless they can be stolen in a few minutes, and keying the ECU doesn't prevent theft(it just makes the ECU useless in any other car until its been re-keyed.)

    1. Re:software mods aren't risk free by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      oops...few corrections(same poster here.) First off, I have a k24 turbo. Second, I should have said "or the seals on the turbo go and the leaking oil causes so much crap to build up inside the cylinder that the compression ratio skyrockets"...

      Duh. I think I should start proofreading before I start posting non-anonmyously :-)

    2. Re:software mods aren't risk free by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't you just hate Volvo owners?

  26. People have been doing this for quite a while. by td · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The first time I heard of aftermarket ROMs (for the fuel injection computer) the car in question was the 1984 Pontiac Fiero, GM's short-lived (1984-1988, I think) mid-engined sports car.

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  27. Actually, this car hacking stuff is old hat. by BeerSlurpy · · Score: 5, Informative

    Two points: ONE: most cars do NOT benefit from performance computers. TWO: most performance computers are added on to cars that are normally naturally aspirated and converted to turbo form. (a lot of cars that dont have turbos from the factory judge the amount of air with a vaccuum sensor instead of a mass air sensor) Often the relevant sensors dont even exist for the stock computer to talk to.

    To make an example, the average honda civic computer settings are pretty much already maxxed out in stock form. You add an intake and an exhaust and youre still in the range that the stock computer can adjust for. You can actually add about half an atmosphere of boost (from turbo or supercharger) and still not need a custom computer. This applies to a most other non-turbo cars as well. Factory turbo cars have even higher limits.

    Remember, modern cars have to be able to operate at 10,000 feet above and below sea level in a wide range of temperatures. Most cars have injectors that can take about 150% to 200% of stock duty before they begin to max out. Up to this point the car will still not even pollute!

    Basically the only 2 ways to outpace the stock computer is to

    1)bring in too little air at idle or have massively oversized injectors (the computer can't control the injectors to produce less than a certain minimum period of being open) which will cause "lopey idle" or stalling and rich emmissions.

    2)bring in so much air at high rpm that the stock injectors can't let in enough fuel. Basically you will start to run "lean" (not enough fuel) which will produce very high temperatures and detonation (and kill your engine).

    You basically only need a special computer if you are running massive cams (alternatively you could just raise the idle, which most people do) or if youre running such massive amounts of boost that the only solution is to run massive injectors (here again, you can actually just raise the idle). Now consider this: when youre making over double the stock hp, there is no way a factory computer is going to be able to cope anyway- I dont see the point of making them more hackable. On top of which, the only reason to use an expensive computer is to make the car more emissions friendly. And guess what mods are pretty much illegal under CARB rules? You guessed it! Programmable ECUs!!! The high-boost 323 and miata guys routinely run hacked ECUs with 12-15psi of boost, then turn down the boost and swap injectors for smog every two years. Its pretty sad that you have to break the law to pollute less.

    1. Re:Actually, this car hacking stuff is old hat. by brad3378 · · Score: 2

      &gt You basically only need a special computer if you are running massive cams (alternatively you could just raise the idle, which most people do)

      As an ex-ford mechanic, I can tell you this isn't a good idea. Sure, you can adjust the idle position of the throttle body, but the problem is, you'll also be changing the voltage value of the throttle position sensor. If my memory is right, anything above 0.9 volts on a ford signals that the engine is "off idle" and the EEC module will then leave "idle mode". If you adjust the idle position throttle stop, you should also elongate the mounting holes on your TP sensor so you can adjust it to stay below the correct idle voltage. IMHO, a better way to boost idle speed is to add a IAC bypass plate. It's basically a 1/4 inch thick plate that bolts betwen the Idle Air Bypass Valve and the throttle body. There's a small passage with an adjustment screw that lets you increase airflow without changing the idle TPS voltage.

      I also have to disagree with your statement that most cars don't benefit from performance computers. Any gas engined car would have better performance with more advanced timing. Is it risky? Yes. If your peak cylinder pressure occurs before Top Dead Center, you'll be lucky if you only blow a head gasket.

      Engines are tuned with a 3-way comprimise between Power, Emissions/Fuel Economy, and Drivability. It's a difficult balance to achieve from the factory, and if you don't care about drivability or emmissions, it is not difficult to boost your power. My toy is an 88 Ranger with an 89 Mustang 5.0 engine & Stock mustang EEC module. I'm running 13's with few mods and without my nitrous but I know It would be even faster if I could tweak the ignition timing and fuel map. Would I have to spend a lot of time? Yup? Worth the effort? Probably not - unless I'm just doing it for fun.

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  28. Could be the next DMCA/SSSCA frontier........ by Dr_Marvin_Monroe · · Score: 1


    The auto manufacturers have ALREADY made an attempt at encryption (by obsurity)....ergo, any attempt to plug in that non-factory code reader could be considered a violation, could it not?

    I'd hate to have the auto industry start acting like the RIAA or the MPAA, but as soon as they see it "against their corporate interests," it's gonna be just like the Elmcomsoft/Dimitri S. all over again.....only now, they could check for hacking at the shop next time you bring the car in for a de-"tune" at the dealer......

    Imagine how messed up things will be if Sen. Hollings get's his way......this would effectivly force all customers to "approved" shops to have their cars worked on.....

    Just a thought......

  29. Hmmm..... by The_dev0 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Now if I can just hack my car to start somewhere in the first 200 tries...

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  30. The one truly open sourced car by bandix · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Why would you waste your time hacking a car that fights you every step of the way (physically, electronically, and financially)? I only own and drive open sourced cars. My daily driver is a 1974 Volkswagen Beetle. There is not a single part for this car I couldn't write a check to replace. I also haven't paid a mechanic since I bought it. There're no computer diagnositics I have to pay some guy with his name on his shirt to run for me. All I need is a good chest full of Craftsman metric tools and my ears. Your stock Beetle not fast enough for you? $2000 worth of NEW parts will build a complete engine to your specifications that will propel that 870kg car to speeds you'd never thought possible. Countless books have been written that detail every system in the Beetle inside and out. Why would you buy a car that tries to keep you out with complex computerized systems? Want to modify the ignition timing? All you need is a 10mm socket. Ferdinand Porsche designed my car. Who designed yours?

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    1. Re:The one truly open sourced car by zerofoo · · Score: 2

      I love these cars...especially the "heating system".....nothing more than air blowing over the air cooled engine and then blowing into a hole under the back seat....as well as any exhaust gasses that might be back there as well..but still a fun car nonetheless....

      -ted

    2. Re:The one truly open sourced car by quarter · · Score: 1

      The only thing "thrilling" about driving my '67 beetle, is fearing for my life at 60mph on the hwy.

    3. Re:The one truly open sourced car by Tipsy+McStagger · · Score: 1

      Well, kind of.. The heating air isn't really blowing over the engine. Your fan will aim air down at the cylinder heads but the heating system air passes out the fan housing before it gets to the cylinders and goes into the heat exchangers which contain the ribbed exhaust header. The engine cooling air just goes to the outside world (unless youe engine seals are shagged in which case it comes back in and you lose cooling.

      You are very unlikely to get a hole in the inside section of the exchanger which would allow exhaust gasses into the car.

      Definitley a fun car though - I can't wait til this evening when I get mine back from the shop with it's new transmission and can stop driving this eurobox I borrowed..

    4. Re:The one truly open sourced car by tang · · Score: 1

      Not on my 73 VW Thing, It has the Gas heater, which actually has its own spark plug and a line to the gas tank where it burns fuel to provide heat. Sure sometimes they blow up, but I don't think thats the reason they took them out on the 74 models....

  31. large *pipes*? by pedro · · Score: 2

    Large _tail_ pipes are cool, as they don't dull street performance, but large _exhaust_ diameters are bad news. They only function well at high RPM's and narrow power bandwidths. Gearing gets to be a major factor, and a PITA, if you're doing street.

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    1. Re:large *pipes*? by IanO · · Score: 1

      It depends what you consider a large exhaust diameter. A Talon (or Eclipse) with some modifications to its turbo can easily benefit from a 3" diameter pipe... that's a huge pipe and it helps the power throughout the range.

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    2. Re:large *pipes*? by pedro · · Score: 2

      Ahh.. Turbos, yes.
      I was talking normally aspirated.
      Resonances are very important to carbureted (injected, as well) engines, and big pipes tend to smooth out the pulses that help with power peaks.

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  32. How about ignition timing.... by zerofoo · · Score: 2

    Some cars roll out of the factor with overly retarded ignition. Sometimes simply advancing the ignition closer to TDC gives better performance. Lots of aftermarket chips do this. I don't understand why car manufacturers allow their vehicles to ship with these timings. Do you?

    -ted

    1. Re:How about ignition timing.... by Dr.+Zowie · · Score: 2

      Yes.

      In California, at least, 10 degrees ATDC timing at idle is mandatory on post-1972 cars. That limits nitrogen oxide emissions in high compression engines by reducing peak combustion temperature.

      I ran into that problem when I was still a VW grease monkey -- 1973 VW engines hardly qualify as high compression, and emit very little nitrogen oxide. The ATDC timing causes extra heating and lower efficiency at idle and low speed. EGR works on the same principle -- lower peak combustion temperature to reduce NO and N2O production (at the cost of slightly more CO and HC emissions, and more fuel consumed).

      The law was written that way because it's hard to detect the nitrogen compounds cheaply in the exhaust, so it's easier to mandate the most common solution than it is to mandate testable standards.

      If you like sausage and respect the law, you shouldn't look at how either is made. (Mark Twain).

    2. Re:How about ignition timing.... by BeerSlurpy · · Score: 1

      Yeah but you dont need a computer to advance your timing.

  33. Uh, yeh and in consumer cars too... by autopr0n · · Score: 2

    Regular people can do this too, you can get all kinds of chips and stuff for lots of diffrent cars. I don't know if this guy's just out of it or what.

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  34. Very good. by rzbx · · Score: 1

    Very well said. I also think that this could help lead to more hydrogen combustion engine cars. With more hackers having access to engine, exhaust, fuel, etc. data, combustion engines can be modified to run on hydrogen with little modification.
    Hydrogen can be produced from water (not electrolysis which generally uses more power to produce the gas, but other methods which use less power to produce the gas than the power the gas produces) and power our cars cleanly. It would actually be safer, cleaner, and even give more power to engines. Go ahead, do some research.
    Car hacking is just the beginning. Hacking is where all great ideas begin.

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  35. Vehicle Speed Sensor and Speedometer Cables by BigBlockMopar · · Score: 3, Informative

    This meant no headlights, turn signals, radios, and no guages. Nothing. Which meant that the odometer didn't rack up miles. Perfect if you plan on selling the thing.

    Heheh...

    I imagine though that it would probably be just as easy to disconnect the cable in a normal odometer if you wanted to deceive. I'm not positive though.

    Older cars had a speedometer cable coming from the transmission tailshaft or transaxle to the gauge. The cable was merely a concentric cable in jacket, kinda like bicycle brake cable but meant to spin. For the most part, you could simply reach up behind the dashboard, feel around to the center of the back of the speedometer, and unclip the speedo cable from the gauge. A warning: this is a lot more difficult than it sounds, the contortions required to get your hand back there are nasty, there are probably live wires with some current (ie. headlight circuit, ammeter, etc) back there so make sure you take off any metallic jewelry, and stuff back there is fragile and expensive (big labor) to fix.

    Don't disconnect the speedo cable at the transmission. The cable is usually driven directly by a gear, and it's kept lubricated inside the transmission oil. When you take off the cable, if you don't plug the hole in the transmission well, dust will get in there and lunch your transmission (to say nothing of the big leak messing up your driveway).

    Because speedometer cables are expensive and heavy and the fuel injection system likes to know the car's speed so that it can better understand the engine load, most cars since about 1985 will have a Vehicle Speed Sensor. The VSS is attached to the side of the transmission exactly where the speedo cable would have come out. It uses optical sensors, hall effect sensors or magnetic pickup coils to create a pulsetrain relative to the speed of the car. The pulsetrain is then sent to the computer, the computer usually sends that on to the speedometer. Sometimes they're simply paralleled.

    You could disconnect the VSS just by unplugging the wire. Most cars won't even notice it until there's an engine load (vacuum is lowered, throttle position and engine speed aren't idle) which could only be explained by movement. At that point, your Check Engine light will light up, and it probably won't go away until you reconnect the sensor. Sometimes it won't go out until you visit the dealership. And, unless the EFI computer reads the data coming from the ABS computer as a backup to the VSS, it's very unlikely that it will generate a signal to drive the speedo or the tach - though, based on engine speed and knowing what gear you're in, the computer could calculate and drive the speedo/odo to display accurate speed and mileage.

    My best advice is, if you want to play with the EFI system (and VSS/Speedo/Odo as a consequence), find yourself an earlier (mid-80s) fuel-injected car on the way to the junkyard. Chevy Celebrity / Pontiac 6000 are common, cheap (about $200 if you find one with expired plates rusting in someone's laneway), durable and relatively easy to fix. The GM multiport and throttle body EFI systems are well documented all over the place because they're so popular, and variants were used across the entire product line in a given year.

    Buy the car, take it home, start it up, and start pulling sensors to see what they all do!

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    1. Re:Vehicle Speed Sensor and Speedometer Cables by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Great username to be commenting on this subject. BigBlockMopar, I will take a six pack with that!

    2. Re:Vehicle Speed Sensor and Speedometer Cables by zevans · · Score: 1


      though, based on engine speed and knowing what gear you're in, the computer could calculate and drive the speedo/odo to display accurate speed and mileage.

      ...except when you're riding the clutch accelerating hard. Then the car will think you're doing 6000 revs in third when in actual fact you've just come out of second. Then, your mileage would most definitely vary.

      Or worse, it's an automatic.

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  36. It would help if you didn't buy European shit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My 525 HP Chevelle is stone cold reliable. It only requires the maintenance of any other car.

    Of course if you build up an Audi engine to 400 HP, you'll break something every 5 minutes. And God knows what an engine like that costs.

    In contrast, a big block chevy is the cheapest way to 500 HP (a small block chevy is the cheapest way to 350 HP but not 500), and the engines aren't radical at all.

  37. If you were interested in the Superbikes by Inthewire · · Score: 1

    For example, two recent Japanese motorcycles were so powerful and fast that the manufacturers "detuned" the engines at the prodding of various European governments

    The bikes in question are the Suzuki Hayabusa and the Kawasaki Ninja ZX-12R

    Badass bikes - I'd kill (you) for a GSX1300R

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    1. Re:If you were interested in the Superbikes by SpaceBadger · · Score: 1

      Not strictly true that. All the major bike manufacturers entered into 'gentleman's agreement' to set aside the race for top speed superiority before the grey suits got involved and legislation was passed to force even more draconian measures on them.

      All the superbikes subject to this agreement are now limited to 186mph, but neither of the bikes listed there, or my own Suzuki GSX-R1000 are in any way detuned in the conventional sense. My Suzuki's engine management lowers the rev-limiter in 6th gear to limit top speed. It also alters the ignition timing in 1st, 2nd & 3rd gears since these bikes are kind of fiesty in the lower gears.

      Both these limitations are easily removed at almost zero cost by hardwiring the correct value of resistor across the gear position sensor wires to fool the computer into thinking it is in 5th gear all the time. Pretty advanced stuff, No?

      The stoopid thing is that even with the limit removed, on bikes radared at well over 190, the digital speedo never reads above 186. As if that will get you off the speeding ticket - "Honestly, officer I thought I was only doing 186!"

    2. Re:If you were interested in the Superbikes by brokenspoke · · Score: 1

      Not to nit pick but the bikes were actually only speed restricted. If you call 186 mph restricted.

      Of course that can be fixed... If you really need to do 197.

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    3. Re:If you were interested in the Superbikes by karnal · · Score: 1

      Yes, way offtopic, but do you really think that a police officer will even ATTEMPT to pull your ass off the road at 190mph?

      I think they'd be more willing to place bets on the chances of you pulling yourself off of the asphalt if something goes wrong.

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  38. Tweakers beware... by pabl0 · · Score: 1

    No, overclocking your Honda will not make it run like a Trans Am.

    And you can't just add a(nother) fan to keep it cool either.

    (I envision a little 4-cylinder rolling down the road at 35mph, at around 11,000RPM in first gear... hood open for better ventilation.)

  39. Skins... by Tazzy531 · · Score: 2

    How cool would it be to add different skins to your instrument panel? I mean, the new high end cars nowadays have digital instrument panels..It could be done.

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  40. fun stuff... by connorbd · · Score: 2

    Scott Mueller's Upgrading And Repairing PCS (13th edition) includes a couple of sidebars on this subject. For some reason in the midst of a discussion about BIOS flashes he felt compelled to explain how flash capability is pretty common in controller ROMs in cars and went on to describe how his Chevy Impala is running a firmware flash that originally belonged to a Camaro; he even points to a few websites that describe the procedure. (It's late, so I'm not going to go digging through my copy right now, but anyone who's interested could email me tomorrow morning if they don't feel like googling for the sites...)

    /brian

  41. Apex seal? by flikx · · Score: 1

    Just how many nutcases are there out hot-rodding those old rotary engines??

    The rotary engine is a sweet deal, but I've had to rebuild them a bit too often. They just don't take the punishment that a good old leaky big block can handle.

    As for computer systems in hot rods, I find it a waste of money on most of my hardware. I don't drive ricers, and I'm content on driving big heavy high horsepower beasts. Maybe I'll attempt to pull together my own fuel injection system, but I might as well not get in to that mess. (Even as an engineer).

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    1. Re:Apex seal? by laserjet · · Score: 2

      I have a weird interest in wankel engines. Where did you get your experience reparing rotary engines? and do you feel they really are a better solution?

      my guess is that you worked on hot-rodded RX-7's or something?

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    2. Re:Apex seal? by dublin · · Score: 2

      RX-7s are GREAT cars, and if you don't do anything stupid, they're just about bulletproof. If you want a motor you can abuse with impunity, this is it. The main thing to remember is that rotaries are *designed* to burn oil (they must, to lube the apex seals), so you MUST check the oil frequently. Always remember that modding a rotary is DIFFERENT from modding a piston engine. Stay conservative, and you'll be fine. (Bill Buckley and I would say that's always good advice.)

      Rotaries are simple, powerful and reliable. Without a muffler, they will make you ears bleed. And there's something to be said for a motor with only a few moving parts that can be rebuilt on your kitchen table. (While perhaps not for raw mechanical beginners, rebuilding a rotary is far easier than rebuilding a piston engine. There are a number of good books out there on the topic.)

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    3. Re:Apex seal? by PsychoKiller · · Score: 1

      Check out diy-efi.org if you are interested in how the real hackers tune their EFI systems. The gm_ecm mailing list is awesome, check out the archives... every computer controlled car that GM built is discussed.

  42. Car Mods, Real Power versus Silly Stickers by BigBlockMopar · · Score: 4, Troll

    They just want to make their pansy little box or car look faster.

    Exactly. For clarity to those who don't know cars:

    There's nothing like having some loser describing to you how quickly he can make his 1.6L Honda Civic go.

    Imagine if you owned a Cray supercomputer and some child implied that his "tuned" 400MHz Celeron was in the same ballpark.

    As the saying goes, there's no replacement for displacement. An engine is an air pump, the more air you suck through it per revolution, the more fuel you can mix with the air to achieve complete combustion. The more combustion, the bigger the explosion pushing the piston down, and the more power you get from the engine.

    A 1.6L or whatever Honda is laughable in the face of a common Chevy 350 (5.7L) like you find in a Camaro or Caprice Classic, or in the face of a Ford 302 (5.0L) like in a Mustang, much less the Chrysler 440 (7.2L), Chevy 454 (7.4L) and King of Big-Blocks, the Chrysler 426 Hemi of the musclecar days.

    Street racing is acceleration from a stoplight. That's called drag racing. There's a reason why those long and skinny drag racing cars with the huge fat tires (the cars are called "rail cars", the class of racing is Top Fuel drag) are rear-wheel-drive with big V8s, not front-wheel-drive with whiny little 4-cylinder engines.

    Those racecars share more in common with my daily-driver 1976 Dodge pickup truck than does a typical ricer's car. My '76 Ram has a 400 (6.6L) V8 driving the rear wheels. With a curb weight of 4,000lb, it's about twice the weight of a Honda Civic. But 6.6L / 1.6L = 4.125 times more engine, and all other things being equal, 4.125 times the power. Into only twice the weight.

    Needless to say, when an Integra with a big stereo pulls up beside me, I enjoy stomping on the gas pedal and showing him my taillights.

    Modern EFI, overhead cams, combustion chamber design, etc., make incremental differences to improving the power, but a street car's engine is still built for gas mileage, durability and emissions, not for power, and the modern requirements for gas mileage and emissions choke the power potential of these modern improvements.

    Those of us with real machines are quite content with our beige cases (in my case, a older, but still fast as all hell compaq proliant 8000 which was picked up dirt cheap from a dot com gone bust) and sleeper cars (also in my case, an Alpina).

    Indeed! My truck is forest green with rust and primer spots. Someday, I'll get around to painting it so that it looks nice again, but there won't be silly aftermarket rims or little blue lights on the windshield washer jets or clear tailights and big aluminum spoilers.

    The car is either fast, or it isn't.

    My truck gets 7 miles per gallon on the highway. The HC emissions are ~2 PPM, which is better than lots of 1986 cars, let alone 1976 trucks. I'm burning all that fuel. Where do you think it all goes?

    Final thought. I tried Carroll Shelby's old trick. I taped a $20 bill to my dashboard, just in front of the passenger's seat. I had a disbeliever get in. I told him that, when the stoplight turned green, if he could grab that $20, it was his. He didn't get the $20.

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    1. Re:Car Mods, Real Power versus Silly Stickers by Dr.+Zowie · · Score: 2
      My truck gets 7 miles per gallon on the highway.

      My plane gets 18 mpg at 150 mph.

    2. Re:Car Mods, Real Power versus Silly Stickers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fucktard

    3. Re:Car Mods, Real Power versus Silly Stickers by garcia · · Score: 2

      I don't have the link, but I saw a video on Consumption Junction of a Viper getting owned by a shitty little Civic.

      A V12 getting owned by whatever is in those Rice Burners..

      Even if the dude in the Viper could not drive worth a shit, as the car approached 100 I am sure the V12 would have quite a bit of influence... If you were correct, then the Viper would have won.

    4. Re:Car Mods, Real Power versus Silly Stickers by evil_one · · Score: 2

      How much do you pay for your fuel?

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    5. Re:Car Mods, Real Power versus Silly Stickers by zerocool^ · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Respectfully, I disagree.

      I believe many slashdot readers would be interested in your "rice burners". Racing a honda is an exercise in science over brute force, something slashdot readers can appreciate. To equate it, it would be the difference between getting just any old pentium 4 1.5 Ghz system, and getting an athalon 1.2 Ghz and tweaking it by using better hardware, a cleaner OS install, faster standards, and some code tweaking to get the performance level up above that of the P-4.

      In the same fashion, you could take your '71 Nova SS 350 and blow away a stock 1995 civic. But you could also take the civic, add Nitrous, replace the hood with a fiberglass one, change the gears on the transmission, get a forced air kit, some traction bars, and a new set of cams, and run 11's. You have to remember with that big steel car and the small block 350, you're pulling a lot of weight. You're getting much more horsepower per liter out of a honda.

      Just for kicks, check out http://www.nhrasportcompact.com/2002/drivers/S_Pap adakis.html - Stephan Papadakis - who broke just about every record for front wheel drive cars.

      And just for the record, I still cringe when I see a honda roll down the street with just the exhaust done, cause it sounds bad and looks retarted. My brother has a '71 Nova SS w/ 350, traction bars, lunati cams, poroso throttle or something, you name it, it's got it. It puts about 410 Hp on the ground and has an ET of 12.2. But it also gets about 5 miles to the gallon. I'd rather have the fast-if-you-want-it-fast honda, which also gets 37 miles to the gallon.

      ~z

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    6. Re:Car Mods, Real Power versus Silly Stickers by BigBlockMopar · · Score: 1

      My plane gets 18 mpg at 150 mph.

      Yeah, but I'd hope it's a little more aerodynamic than my truck. And your tires must see less mileage (friction).

      Very cool, I'd love to build an airplane. However, the weight of anything which I would use for a powerplant would immediately push me out of ultralight class, and then it's just too much work - licensing, etc.

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    7. Re:Car Mods, Real Power versus Silly Stickers by BigBlockMopar · · Score: 1

      How much do you pay for your fuel?

      Currently, about $0.75/L. Yes, the truck is hugely expensive. But, I figured, I could either spend $300/mo on fuel and drive something I like, or I could spend $300/mo on a new car that I don't really like.

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    8. Re:Car Mods, Real Power versus Silly Stickers by BigBlockMopar · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I don't have the link, but I saw a video on Consumption Junction of a Viper getting owned by a shitty little Civic.

      It's unlikely, but not impossible.

      Acceleration is all about power to weight ratio, and then how well you get that power to the ground.

      First off, economics. I can go to a wrecking yard, spend $50 for a used Chevy 350 from a junked taxicab, spend $1000 having it machined and then another $2000 on assorted parts, assemble it myself, and get (conservatively) 400HP from it.

      To get anywhere near that kind of power from a smaller engine (1.6L = ~95 CID), the engine must be revved up all to hell, and the machining tolerances must therefore be extremely tight - spending lots of labor having pistons balanced to within 1/100th of a gram, versus 1/10th of a gram like you could do with the 350. Yes, the newer engine's head will flow better than a 350, yes, there's less reciprocating mass because it's just a sewing machine. But to get the volumetric efficiency and torque curves high enough to do that without grenading, you're adding a turbo, porting the heads, etc. Aftermarket parts are far more expensive for those motors, and the knowledge base of guys who've built up Civics for serious power is a lot less than the skill and number of guys who've built up 350s. Expect to spend $10-15k by the time all is said and done.

      Now, gearing. A Viper's first and second gear are agressive, but the car is designed for top-end speed, which is reflected in the design of the brakes and suspension. The Viper will be quick off the line (1st and 2nd) but the motor will have more room to wind in 3-6, to allow the RPMs to be reasonable at 100+MPH.

      If the Civic is anywhere near as quick as the Viper off the line, he's obviously not only built up the engine but also the drivetrain (which would break if too much power was applied to it). While building a tough engine, therefore, the guy in the Civic would have had to build a transmission to survive the forces the engine is passing through it. At the same time, he would have changed the gear ratios for acceleration.

      A big strong guy on a bicycle stuck in tenth gear won't out-accelerate a puny guy shifting his derailleur from 1 through 5.

      Having said that, even geared for speed rather than acceleration, a Viper still turns low 13s. That's about 13.2 seconds from stopped to the end of a quarter mile. It's quicker than most production cars, but certainly not fast when you're talking about building for performance. My (stock) 1976 Ram with the 400 (6.6L) engine does it in about 14.8.

      By comparison, I built a Chevette with a Buick 3.8L V6 under the hood. It turned 12.8 seconds on the 1/4 mile - slightly faster than a Viper. But, there's no way it could attain let alone maintain 150MPH the way a Viper could. Buy a Mustang 5.0, slap headers, cam, 4-bbl intake and carb at it, and you're faster off the line than a Viper.

      We still haven't even gotten into a question of driving skill. Lots of people who own Vipers know nothing about cars. They're dot-com CEOs and accountants who don't know anything about cars. Is he sidestepping the clutch to hold the engine at its peak torque curve? If he's not, he's not making full use of the power.

      A V12 getting owned by whatever is in those Rice Burners..

      I'm not sure if it's possible for an inanimate object to possess another inanimate object.

      Last Viper I drove had a V10, actually, rather similar to this one which you can order at the parts counter at any Chrylser dealership. And, while I imagine you understand the concept of cylinders, I will assume that you don't understand the concept of displacement. Here's the relationship in a nutshell: All other things being equal, a Ford 300 inline 6-cylinder would probably outperform a Ford 302 V8. Why? The 6-cylinder motor has two less pistons dragging up and down, two less pairs of valves, two less connecting rod bearings - but still pumps through almost (2 cubic inches difference) as much air as the V8.

      Cylinders are not everything. You don't get your power from having more cylinders, you get it from having more displacement. Cylinders merely divide the displacement into manageable chunks.

      By the way, you'll note that the Viper's motor is 488 cubic inches. About 8.0L.

      Even if the dude in the Viper could not drive worth a shit, as the car approached 100 I am sure the V12 would have quite a bit of influence... If you were correct, then the Viper would have won.

      Yup. Though it does take nearly a quarter of a mile for a Viper to get up to 100MPH from a stop. Most street races are significantly less than that.

      Even so, either the guy in the Honda spent more doing that than it would have cost him to buy a Viper, or the guy in the Viper was the typical Viper-driver.

      Ask yourself this. The Viper has a large displacement engine (488CID) and is rear-wheel-drive. The Honda has a small displacement engine (~95CID, too lazy to calculate it right now) and is front-wheel-drive.

      Virtually all performance cars have a large displacement and are rear-wheel-drive - From Aston-Martin to Vector to Viper, with Porsche, Ferrari, Llamborghini, 1960s-1970s American musclecars, NASCAR, NHRA, serious ralleye, etc. in there.

      Virtually all economy cars have a small displacement and are front-wheel-drive. The Honda is in the same high class as Tercels, Ford Escorts, Renault 5, VW Rabbit, Dodge Aries/Plymouth Reliant, Nissan Micra, etc.

      Ask yourself why.

      Now, go play with your automotive Celeron.

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    9. Re:Car Mods, Real Power versus Silly Stickers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Imagine if you owned a Cray supercomputer and some child implied that his "tuned" 400MHz Celeron was in the same ballpark. That is the best analogy I have heard in a looooong time.

    10. Re:Car Mods, Real Power versus Silly Stickers by gol64738 · · Score: 1

      i like all the little rice cars i see on the road. i have a 2000 GTI/VR6 and they are always trying to race me for some reason.
      typically, i'll be on the freeway and a rice boy will try and race his rice car against my volkswagen. i don't even drop it out of 5th, and blow his loser ass away, hahaha!

      look, i'd rather have a car that IS fast, rather than a car that LOOKS fast.

    11. Re:Car Mods, Real Power versus Silly Stickers by doctor_oktagon · · Score: 2, Troll

      There's nothing like having some loser describing to you how quickly he can make his 1.6L Honda Civic go.

      Imagine if you owned a Cray supercomputer and some child implied that his "tuned" 400MHz Celeron was in the same ballpark.


      You are a complete loser. I should expect as much.

      Comparing your piece of crap US-built 1950s engine design to a modern piece of Jap engineering is not about comparing an overclocked PC to a Cray .... it's like comparing an overclocked PC to a 1950s IBM mainframe.

      My Honda Integra Type R manages about three-four times the power of your big-iron block at the same rev range, not to mention around the same torque.

      it will happilly chew up 99.99% of American cars in a straight line, but we won't even talk about what happens in the corners (which we have here in Europe)

      To the moderators who gave this guy +4 shame on you ... it's a pure and simple troll.

    12. Re:Car Mods, Real Power versus Silly Stickers by awol · · Score: 1

      Er, unless one has a rotary, then cubic inches matters differently. Mazda did some _freaky_ stuff with rotaries in the eighties, the 13b being a thing of beauty (rice burner or not). According to this page:
      http://www.monito.com/wankel/engines.html
      They got 500BHp at 8000 (admittedly a race engine) but even so, they factory produced 255BHp at 6500 from some evolutions of the 13b.

      Now I ain't 'dissing a big block. Dugga, Dugga, Dugga at the traffic lights is a beautiful thing. But Brrrt, Brrrt, Brrrt is pretty cool as well and from 1300 CCs to boot (Mpg, forget about it :-)

      PS Sorry if this seems a bit units of measure challenged, I know metric, but figured imperial would do better for the discussion :-)

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    13. Re:Car Mods, Real Power versus Silly Stickers by hcdejong · · Score: 1

      Street racing is acceleration from a stoplight.

      That's a very narrow definition. All that power is nice, but fairly useless if you can only apply it in a straight line. And that's the disadvantage of your 'muscle car' over a tuned Jap. At the first corner, you'll plough straight on, the stock suspension being unable to overcome all the inertia. Meanwhile, the Civic driver corners as if on rails. Guess who gets to the finish line first?

      As the saying goes, there's no replacement for displacement.

      I've got some 600 bhp cars that disagree with you. All it takes is a 2.6 litre straight six with two turbochargers. These are modified Nissan Skyline GT-Rs.

    14. Re:Car Mods, Real Power versus Silly Stickers by Lord+of+Caustic+Soda · · Score: 1

      I wonder why everyone is comparing V8s to Civics (what about all those FXGT fans? :) - there are plenty of Japanese cars that are much faster anyway.

      Skyline GT-R would be a nice comparison, but the RWD single turbo versions are plenty fast anyway...

      Not to mention the WRX's, the EVO's etc etc, wonder why no US company make 4WD performance cars?

      BTW here in New Zealand you can pick up a late model used twin-turbo GTO or equivalent speed ticket magnets for about $16000NZ ($7000 US), and if you want new cars you can go to the Nissan dealer and place an order for a GT-R (assuming you can afford it), not to mention WRX's been on sale for years. Saw an Mazda TV ad showing a MX-5, and RX-7 then the picture of the new RX, so guess that will be on sale here as well. US cars just aren't price competitive, apart from Ford.

      A few days ago I was walking my dog when a modified WRX zipped past driven by a 50-year old lady, those crazy grannies...

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    15. Re:Car Mods, Real Power versus Silly Stickers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just remember form 6 Physics .. The larger mass will want to continue with the same direction and speed.. A car is made to get you from point A to point B.. Not for traveling in strait lines at ultra fast speeds ..

      Also the less mass the easyer it is to make it move :) go the small cars

    16. Re:Car Mods, Real Power versus Silly Stickers by Cryptnotic · · Score: 2

      Seen this animation?

      How to Cook Rice (Volkswagen GTI vs. Honda Civic)

      Cryptnotic

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    17. Re:Car Mods, Real Power versus Silly Stickers by steven_r · · Score: 1

      You make some valid points, (and I hate ricers too) but I disagree with your approach for improving performance by primarily adding torque power and cubic inches. It is much more effective to improve vehicle performance by removing mass ("adding lightness" to quote Colin Chapman). By adding more power you are only affecting the acceleration and top speed of the vehicle, but by removing mass you are improving the acceleration, reducing braking distances and improving cornering speed.

      On your economic point, a counter example is that you can take a cheap 1.8L rover twincam and easily tune to around 200hp. and you will have an engine that weighs roughly 100kg. I guess that 400hp smallblock chevy V8 would weigh around 250-300kg. If you then put the 1.8 liter engine and put into a cheap Locost kitcar chassis and you'll have a car that weighs aroung 500kg (~1100lbs) and you'll have a car that probably performs better upto around 120mph.

      As an extreme example as to how less weight is better. A Caterham Superlight R500 held the production car Lap record for the Nurburgring at less than 8 minutes. I think this was held until porsche released the mental GT2. There are also a couple of tuned Caterhams and Westfields that will do mid 10s to low 11s for the 1/4 mile with only 250-300hp.

      I like the viper, its just a bit lardy at 1500kg and has really poor volumetric efficiency by only getting 450hp from an 8litre engine. I'd rather have a TVR Tuscan S ~1200kg with 400hp from a 4Litre Straight 6. :o)

      Also, in the clubman world. There seems to be a trend towards using lower capacity very high revving superbike engines, which reduces the mass of the car even more.

      Anyway, each to their own. There's just more than one way to blow away the ricers.

      Steven

    18. Re:Car Mods, Real Power versus Silly Stickers by GregWebb · · Score: 2

      Actually, it would seem that availability is why V8s are used, and tradition is why they're available.

      If I were designing a dragster from scratch, I'd stick in a V12. Six cylinders per bank gives perfect dynamic balance, more cylinders gives more power and higher revs as a rule, while consuming a little more fuel and being a bit longer. But hey, look at existing dragsters, fuel mileade and length aren't exactly limitations...

      Anyway, it's nowhere near as clear-cut as you make out. Yes, a large engine can give you nice power, but a smaller, better tuned engine can give the same power and better economy. Examples (picked due to local knowledge :-) :

      * TVR Griffith (early 90s British convertible). 4.3l V8, 280BHP.
      * TVR Cerbera 4.5 (late 90s British coupe). 4.5l V8, 420BHP.
      * Honda S2000 (late 90s Japanese convertible). 2.0l inline 4, 237BHP.
      * Hyundai Coupe V6 (new model, Korean coupe). 2.6l V6, 165BHP.
      * Mitsubishi FTO (around for ages, Japanese coupe). 2.0l inline 4, 197BHP.

      Cylinder count is far from clear-cut, either. Look at the Porshe 968 from the early-mid 90s. 3.0l inline 4. Seriously. Fast and torquey.

      Don't believe in FWD? Well, I wouldn't bet the house on it, but look at what can be done with it with late 90s BTCC cars. Production derived saloon racers with 300ish BHP going through the front wheels, from 2l inline 4s. Or actually read a test for an Integra Type R (seeing as most of us can't just pop out and drive one to get first-hand data) and compare its circuit lap times with equivalent RWD material.

      An RWD chassis and a large V8 will produce nice performance, yes, but a decently built inline 4 and FWD chassis will produce more performance than most can practically (and legally) use on the roads - plus can be way cheaper, because it can be built from pretty much the same bits as the cheapy little thing your parents go shopping in. They're fast, fun and accessible to many more.

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    19. Re:Car Mods, Real Power versus Silly Stickers by GregWebb · · Score: 2, Funny

      Llamborghini - is that the welsh sports car manufacturer?

      ;-)

      Sorry...

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    20. Re:Car Mods, Real Power versus Silly Stickers by LadyLucky · · Score: 2
      My Grandparents had a Ford Fairlane, 6l monster.

      I never really appreciated it at the time, but they used to over take people, going up a hill, while towing a carvan. Yowee.

      Of course, that was an older model (70s some time), and now they have the 90s 5l model. Similar power, but uses HALF the fuel....

      And then of course, i ride a 50cc motor scooter.... it amuses me that their car had over 100x the swept volume. That's a huge range of engine sizes.

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    21. Re:Car Mods, Real Power versus Silly Stickers by wowbagger · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I agree - I drive a Grand Marquis, with the performance pack, and I love the kids who think that "big boat car = slow". They forget that the police drive Crown Victoria's for a reason - a cop friend of mine had his Crown Vic over 130MPH in a pursuit. 4.6l with EFI can move.

      Now, when I have to replace my car, I'd love to get a Grand Marquis Marauder - going from normally aspirated to supercharged would be even better. The only problem is that the Marauder has crap I don't want - leather seats and a very distinctive trim package. I like q-ships - its great fun to surprise a kid with what's under the hood of a normal looking car. Besides, driving an "arrest me red" sportscar gets you far too much attention from the police - they really don't look twice at a sedate-looking sedan, especially one with a 2M antenna and 440MHz antenna on the trunk....

      (and a moment of silence for my previous car - a 1973 Mercury Monterey Custom with a 400 that was killed when the idiots at United Engine Specialists, West Kellog, Wichita, USA botched the engine rebuild and the poor thing oil starved, collapsed it's lifters, ate the #2 intake valve and finally siezed solid 700 miles from home. Needless to say, I don't recomend United Engine Specialist's work.)

    22. Re:Car Mods, Real Power versus Silly Stickers by jgeorger · · Score: 1

      First, I doubt a Honda Civic with just the mods you described could run 11's. 13's more like it. Second, let's compare apples to apples. Take the Nova SS or better yet some fourth-generation Camaro or Firebird and add the same mods to it. Guess what will happen then? Third, physics rules. FWD will always be at a disadvantage to RWD in acceleration. Yes, you can make riceburners fast, but it takes a lot more money. So if speed is your thing and you want to do it as efficiently as possible, you start with a car that was designed to go fast, not some grocery-getter econobox.

    23. Re:Car Mods, Real Power versus Silly Stickers by jedrek · · Score: 3, Interesting

      a cop friend of mine had his Crown Vic over 130MPH in a pursuit. 4.6l with EFI can move.

      What? I don't want to be a troll here, but just last summer me and a friend were doing 150MPH in a basic, unmodified 2.5V6 '94 Opel Omega. That's a V6, 170bhp engine, nothing spectacualar (considering we spent some time the year before putting a BMW M3 E30 tunned to 320bhp through its paces.)

      I'm reading about all these American cars, with huge (5-7l) engines and I don't really see any startling numbers. I know that the M-Series cars from BMW are toned down to be street legal in the US, and it seems that none of the other manufacturers are doing anything special. What's the deal? Has America lost its prowess?

    24. Re:Car Mods, Real Power versus Silly Stickers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mazda will soon be releasing the RX-8. Yes, a new rotary engine based sports car. It will 0 \/\/ |\| the rice boys.

    25. Re:Car Mods, Real Power versus Silly Stickers by Posting=!Working · · Score: 2, Insightful

      [b]In the same fashion, you could take your '71 Nova SS 350 and blow away a stock 1995 civic. But you could also take the civic, add Nitrous, replace the hood with a fiberglass one, change the gears on the transmission, get a forced air kit, some traction bars, and a new set of cams, and run 11's. [/b]

      As you (and most "ricer's") seem to conveniently forget, you could also add Nitrous (and all those other mods) to the Nova, and run 9's. The correct comparison is not a heavily modified Civic vs. a stock V8, but a heavily modified V8 vs. said Civic. And the large displacement V8 still wins. An engine with nearly 3x the displacement at the same level of modification will make more power. It's physics. Slap a turbo on a stock-motored Civic, tune it correctly, and you can run maybe a mid 12. A stock motored Camaro/Firebird can run high 12's, slap a turbo on one, and you will be in the mid-low 10's.

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    26. Re:Car Mods, Real Power versus Silly Stickers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes but I could apply all that same science and technology to my v8 and you will never catch up.

    27. Re:Car Mods, Real Power versus Silly Stickers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Chryslers suck, they have always sucked and will always suck.

      What is amazing is that you are talking shit about a bb Dodge and how your truck is so fast, but the majority of sporty ricers out there will blow your doors away and that is straight out of the factory. You would be lucky if that crusty old carbed 383 in that JC Whitney Bondo Buggy of yours even put out 300 hp. Do the math a 127hp Civic at less than half the weigth of your rust truck will run nearly the same et's given similiar gearing.

      Furthermore what you consider racing is nothing more than people trying to get away from your rust bucket for fear that parts falling off of it will damage their car.

      Botttom line. Post et's or simply STFU about your Mopar because we all know it is a piece of shit.

    28. Re:Car Mods, Real Power versus Silly Stickers by NorthDude · · Score: 0

      And on track I would loose you in the first turn, you crashing in the wall! I much prefer a heavily tuned civic: engine as well as suspension, direction, then a beast which could do 9sec but which cannot turn. maybe that's why I prefer F1 to NASCAR...

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    29. Re:Car Mods, Real Power versus Silly Stickers by kruczkowski · · Score: 2

      Same here, I had a BMW 318i Compact. I think it had a 1.8l engine and I drove it around at 120MPH everyday to work (at 6,000 RPMs)

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    30. Re:Car Mods, Real Power versus Silly Stickers by banda · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but even an untalented rider on an unmodified $4000 motorcycle will eat your lunch stoplight to stoplight.
      By the way, 4x the displacement does not equal 4x the horsepower. If those great big long cranks and goofy pushrods in your motor can't get spun up to high RPMs, then you aren't getting much power for your displacement. If they can't rotate quickly, then they aren't pumping as much air. All things are not equal between your V8 and an inline 4. If you're making an optimistic 400hp from your 6.6L motor, that is 60 Hp/Liter. A .6L motorcycle engine makes 100+ Hp on standard pump gas for a whopping 175 Hp/Liter. There IS a replacement for displacement. It's called high redline. Your truck doesn't have it.

    31. Re:Car Mods, Real Power versus Silly Stickers by Toshito · · Score: 1

      If rear wheel drive v8 cars are so much better than front wheel drive 4 bangers, then why are the Camaro an Firebird being put out of production because of low sales? Maybe because people don't want to buy 60's technology...

      Maybe you can outrun a 4cyl in a straigth line, but it will eventually be faster than your brick for top speed and it will beat you on the first turn.

      You americans are very difficult to understand... what is the fun of accelereting for 10sec in a straight line? Or going 200mph in circles? Or watching tube frame cars with fiberglass bodys that try to look like the front drive family sedan that ford or chevrolet is trying to sell you?

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    32. Re:Car Mods, Real Power versus Silly Stickers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      130?? hehehe. You americans forget that the rest of the world drive _fast_ cars. I have a stock (no mods) UK 1.8 Mazda mx5 (you guys have them as the Miata). Weighs next to nothing, rear wheel drive, dual OHC, hard suspension and I can do 120 in a straight line with no problems. So I'm 10 mph shy, but that's at less than half the engine size, and no tweaks. Add a turbo and I'm sorry, but your cop car is getting left behind. Compare your cop car to a real sports car, maybe something like the Honda NSX (3.0 litre) and that's pulling 162mph straight out of the showroom.

      Not only that, but I can corner! I love watching all the yank cop shows where the cars hit a corner and start skidding all over the place. Whenever I travel to the US it shocks me how horrible most "regular" US cars are to drive, the suspension sucks, no rear wheel drive, all that iron to haul along and automatic boxes! Yeeuch.

    33. Re:Car Mods, Real Power versus Silly Stickers by radish · · Score: 2

      Those racecars share more in common with my daily-driver 1976 Dodge pickup truck than does a typical ricer's car. My '76 Ram has a 400 (6.6L) V8 driving the rear wheels. With a curb weight of 4,000lb, it's about twice the weight of a Honda Civic. But 6.6L / 1.6L = 4.125 times more engine, and all other things being equal, 4.125 times the power. Into only twice the weight.

      But all things are not equal. And don't forget the inertia is not proportional to mass, there's an exponential relationship there. So weight is far more important than you make out. Things like gear ratios etc make a huge difference also, otherwise big artic-trucks would be leaving us all behind. Are you really saying your truck would smoke a Porsche Boxter S, which is only 3.6 litres normally aspirated? *ahem* 252 bhp pushing you along at 260 km/h (161mph).

      I'm no fan of stupid stick-on body kits, but the simple fact is that the speed & acceleration of a car (and really, that's what we're talking about here) is controlled by more than engine size. I used to have a 1.8 peugeot 205. I now have a Mazda 1.8, it blows the old one away. But the engine size is the same. Maybe it's the 16 valves, the DOHC, the imporved gearbox? I can do 120mph without a problem, leave most other cars behind at the lights, and handling is fantastic (somewhat better than your truck, I'd guess). Not only that but I get 35mpg. I'll stick with my little jap car thanks very much.

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    34. Re:Car Mods, Real Power versus Silly Stickers by dublin · · Score: 2

      ROFLMAO: My eyes are wet. THAT is the funniest thing I've seen in a long time...

      Too true, but I'll take the brio and fury of an Italian car over the soulless, sterile Germans any day, and have more fun doing it. There's really no substitute for an Italian car. I'd argue that there are *some* good rice-burners, and that they're good *because* they have the soul of an Italian car: The WRX is clearly a Lancia in spirit, and the NSX is nothing less than a modern Ferrari Dino by Honda, a concept that has quite a bit of appeal. The Mazda rotaries aren't like anything else, but are clearly built by people that think much like the Italians do when building their cars. (If you're on a budget, try a second-generation RX-7, turbo if possible, although a Miata with a Jackson Racing supercharger woudl do in a pinch.)

      (WARNING: Italian cars are an ADDICTIVE ILLNESS. Once you own an Alfa or Ferrari, you will lose touch with reality and your remaining friends and loved ones will think you've taken leave of your senses. Which you have. But you'll be having a ton of fun in a car that doesn't look like a slab of cheese and makes such wonderful mechanical noises that you won't care about the stereo. (Mine's been broken since 1990 - I don't care.) You'll laugh at BMW, Porsche, and Lexus owners that spend far more on thier cars, but get so much less in return. You will learn that although parts aren't expensive relative to those others (Ferrari parts are cheaper than Lexus parts!), getting them here quickly is another matter. You'll learn that reliablity is relative, and the electrical systems will reinforce your understanding of quantum uncertainty. You won't think too much of taking a lovely drive to another city to get the car worked on by a competent mechanic. You'll learn to do a lot yourself, and that "accensione" means "ignition". You'll go for a weekend drive and have silly grin on your face that will last until Wednesday. Once you're hooked, you won't rest until you have a Ferrari, so just go ahead and buy one. Mine's not for sale. You've been warned.)

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    35. Re:Car Mods, Real Power versus Silly Stickers by cybergibbons · · Score: 2

      Sheer engine size is a really inelegant way of making your car go fast. Over here, it's virtually unheard of to have cars with engines over 3000cc in size. In fact, 2.5L is seen as big, used in BMWs and Mercs. One of my friends has a Nissan Micra turbo, which is a 1L engine (slightly less in fact). It is 4WD, has traction control and ABS. Fair enough, on the quarter mile it won't beat all cars, but it does go pretty fast. Get it on a winding country road, and you are away. This thing handle corners beautifully (seeing as it was a rally car a few years back), brakes quickly (which your 4000lb car can't do), and still does 25mpg. Your analogy of the cray and overclocked box is flawed. Is it not a far more elegant, beautiful way of getting a car to go faster by perfecting what is contained withing? It's more like people who buy a 2.2Ghz P4 with 1GB of ram for word processing compared to those who buy what they can afford, and push it to the limits. Your post was deeply American centric as well. Even most sports cars over here don't even approach engine sizes or ridiculous weights you are talking about. Get in a modded Nissan Skyline, get on a proper road, and then try and beat it in your car. I guarantee you will lose.

    36. Re:Car Mods, Real Power versus Silly Stickers by sct · · Score: 1

      I must agree with you here. My stock US spec rex does 0-60 in about 5.6. That will beat 98% of the cars on the road, especially those hondas with big exaust tips, little ass wheels, and two 15" subs in the trunk. I only have 227 at the flywheel, 145ish at the wheels and can pull away from most V8s, including 5.0 and GT Mustangs, standard Camaros, and for some reason Suburbans (why they bother I just don't know). All of them have big ol' displacement and can't play the game. Now a buddy of mine has a new Camaro SS, and holy shit does that thing run...

    37. Re:Car Mods, Real Power versus Silly Stickers by ahoehn · · Score: 1

      They forget that the police drive Crown Victoria's for a reason - a cop friend of mine had his Crown Vic over 130MPH in a pursuit.

      My 1977.5 Porsche 924 with 124hp hit 125, dosen't mean it's a burley car with lots of power. Hell, my 1993 Subaru Impreza can get up close to 120. Police drive Crown Victorias because they're american and comfortable to drive. Now the camero's that cops were driving for a while, that's something a bit more exciteing.

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    38. Re:Car Mods, Real Power versus Silly Stickers by jcsmith · · Score: 1

      If front wheel drive is so great, why are most of the cars at Lemans going to be rear wheel drive?

    39. Re:Car Mods, Real Power versus Silly Stickers by wowbagger · · Score: 2

      That's 130MPH in a pursuit, i.e. not in a straight line keep accelerating until you don't anymore. That's 130MPH in a "subject turning right onto Hydraulic" "Subject turning left onto 63rd" slow down speed up slam on brakes slam on gas chase.

      I've seen Crown Vic Police Intercepts owned by the Highway Patrol chasing sportscars on the interstates - and the sports cars weren't pulling away.

      Of course, speed is moot in such chases - no matter how fast your car, unless it can make over 3E8m/sec, you cannot outrun the radio.

    40. Re:Car Mods, Real Power versus Silly Stickers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Suburbans (why they bother I just don't know).

      You'd be suprised how much power those things can put out.

    41. Re:Car Mods, Real Power versus Silly Stickers by SloppyElvis · · Score: 1

      To equate it, it would be the difference between getting just any old pentium 4 1.5 Ghz system, and getting an athalon 1.2 Ghz and tweaking it by using better hardware, a cleaner OS install, faster standards, and some code tweaking to get the performance level up above that of the P-4.

      An interesting analogy, given the technology of the P4 is more advanced and elegant than that of the Athlon. (there was a slashdot article on that subject somewhere, but I'm too alzy to find it, much less correct my own typos)

      Not to be a jerk, but your analogy is more along the lines of applying science to brute-force, not science to science, if you will.

      Everyone has their tastes, of course, but in the world of street car racing, brute force is tough to beat, IMHO. If your going to race, and your car has the smaller engine, than you'd best choose your battles wisely, because losing is not fun (especially with female passengers). ;P

    42. Re:Car Mods, Real Power versus Silly Stickers by NKRyptiK · · Score: 1

      Let's take a look at this

      I have an 86 305 Carbuetated Camaro cost $1200

      I like the style and power of older sports cars and muscle cars...while the current in thing is small economy cars....aka Honda Civic...so to be cool ricer A will spend 4000 on his 130 HP car.

      Now let's put the same money in both....Nitrous same cost for both cars...exhaust upgrade is 3x as expensive for a honda than it is for a camaro/ or most any domestic....Fiberglass Body ..about the same cost..other mods roughly the same cost...COmputer chip is cheaper than the civic's also...now even if the guy does beat you in a race...you know he looks stupid and spent at least 5000.00 more than you..pricelss

    43. Re:Car Mods, Real Power versus Silly Stickers by Toshito · · Score: 1

      Because they are racing cars and they don't have to take this into account:

      1- have you tried to drive a rwd car in the snow?
      2- packaging, a fwd car has a bigger interior and trunk

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    44. Re:Car Mods, Real Power versus Silly Stickers by nortcele · · Score: 1

      My Honda Integra Type R manages about three-four times the power of your big-iron block at the same rev range

      If the little honda rice motor has so much horsepower, then why don't they use those little
      things on the tractors in tractor pulls? Hmmm? Perhaps they're looking for something with a metal crank.

      There's more metal in the fender of my pickup than a whole Honda car. And it will crush 99.99%
      of any European vehicle I collide with.

    45. Re:Car Mods, Real Power versus Silly Stickers by zerocool^ · · Score: 2

      OK.

      Just for the record, I drive a 92 accord with 219,800 miles on it and NO upgrades, unless you count that i had to put a new power mirror motor on the driver's side and it's now faster than the other 3 at rolling down.

      Now, my point was that IT COULD BE DONE. You can take a 4 cylinder car and make it faster than it's 8 cylinder larger displacement counterpart. Think of the analogy I used. I compared the stock P-4 with a "souped up" athlon. Yeah, you can take you P-4 and cool it with liquid N2 and get it up to 3.4 Ghz, but I meant stock. I was talking about taking a situation in which one car already has a disadvantage and making it faster. That's where the fun lies.

      OF COURSE there are advantages to having twice the cylinders and 4 times the displacement. That's why the top fuel cars, hell, that's why nascar does it.

      ALL I WAS SAYING is that it could be done. Everyone's saying all this stuff about "well if you soup up the V8 blah blah". OF COURSE IT WILL BE BETTER. The 8 cylinder car had an advantage FROM THE START. Where's the fun in taking two cars that aren't equal, and applying the SAME MODIFICATIONS to them and bragging that the one that was ahead at the start was still ahead?

      Sheesh.

      All I was saying was that slashdot readers are the kind of readers to walk into a store and play with the pentium 4 1.8 ghz emachine computer and remark that their pentiumIII 800 Mhz overclocked at 900 with better hardware runs just as fast, and even feels zippier, and sure as hell puts out better frame rates in UT than that piece of shit masquerading as a high end system.

      So, you see? This is why I'm participating in the blackout. I try to point out something that I think people should just take into account, I didn't flame my parent post (he had some good points), and I was nice about it. AND I GOT FLAMED TO HELL. Jesus Christ does slashdot suck lately.

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    46. Re:Car Mods, Real Power versus Silly Stickers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      My Honda Integra Type R manages about three-four times the power of your big-iron block at the same rev range, not to mention around the same torque.

      Let's look at this from a specific output point of view. I have no doubt that your Type R is a fast car, with good handling, and so forth. I bet you are making about 100 hp per liter, from an engine displacing less than three liters. We'll be extra generous, and say you are making 400 hp peak, and 400 lb-ft of torque.

      So, for a 6.5 liter engine to match you it only has to make 62 hp per liter. Even 30 years ago, naturally aspirated American pushrod V8s made about 60 hp per liter. They make rather more than that now.

      Like I said, I have no doubt that your car is fast, and handles well - but saying you make three times the output is absurd. Sure, with enough time and money you can make an Integra Type R into a world-class sportscar - or you could buy a stock Corvette Z06.

    47. Re:Car Mods, Real Power versus Silly Stickers by zerocool^ · · Score: 2

      And you, sir, are plain wrong.

      If you flame me, I have the right to flame you, and rant about the efficiencies of the athlon, but I won't, i'll just quote hard numbers.

      The pentium 4 has a "more than" 20 stage pipeline. Intel won't say how many. This is responsible for the chip running so fast. Breaking the instructions down into smaller parts helps accelerate the clock speed of the chip. A classic athlon uses a 12 stage pipeline. I'm not sure about the XP's. The problem with this is that Intel is trying to get the chip to the highest mhz to sell them. Mhz sells. Believe me, I used to work computer retail. People all the time would buy the Emachine pentium 4 instead of the Micron athlon 1.2 system, not because of price, but because the Emachine was "faster" (caugh*horseshit*caugh).

      The Intel Pentium 4 error checks at stage 17 in the pipeline. If it guesses wrong about it's next instruction, it doesn't find out about it until step 17. Then it has to flush and refil the pipeline, which means a loss of at least 18 clock cycles.

      Anyway, the athlons, for less than 1/2 the price, keep up with the pentium 4 that matches their "performance rating", i.e. the athalon 1700+ definately keeps up benchmark wise with the 1.7Ghz p-4. And costs less.

      Clock speed is not everything.

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    48. Re:Car Mods, Real Power versus Silly Stickers by Suburban+Shaman · · Score: 1

      My 1989 Honda Hawk GT, NT650, does the quarter in 12.7 at 102mph with 50hp.

      Of course, it's only ~400lbs and has 2 wheels...

      Milo

    49. Re:Car Mods, Real Power versus Silly Stickers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fuck, a stock audi A4 can beat that. You all need to get a motor-cycle..

    50. Re:Car Mods, Real Power versus Silly Stickers by smithmc · · Score: 1
      The correct comparison is not a heavily modified Civic vs. a stock V8, but a heavily modified V8 vs. said Civic. And the large displacement V8 still wins. An engine with nearly 3x the displacement at the same level of modification will make more power. It's physics. Slap a turbo on a stock-motored Civic, tune it correctly, and you can run maybe a mid 12. A stock motored Camaro/Firebird can run high 12's, slap a turbo on one, and you will be in the mid-low 10's.

      OK. Now throw a turn in there somewhere (or, Heaven forbid, a whole bunch of them), and let's see what happens.

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    51. Re:Car Mods, Real Power versus Silly Stickers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I prefer a llama-borghini... Pick your favorite tag: Look out! There are llamaborghinis! We are llama of borghini... Prepare to be assimilated.

    52. Re:Car Mods, Real Power versus Silly Stickers by PsychoKiller · · Score: 1

      You like to go fast, I like to go fast. Does it really matter how we go about acheiving this?

      (I'm in the middle of building a 6.6L small block chevy to put in a 70's Vette or Camaro, with the goal of doing 1g+ on the skidpad.)

    53. Re:Car Mods, Real Power versus Silly Stickers by tang · · Score: 1

      I drive my rear wheel drive in the snow all the time. It also happens to be one of the best handling cars I've ever driven in snow (Not counting 4 wheel drive trucks and the like...) Ofcourse, it's also a 1973 VW Thing, and the engine is in the back....

    54. Re:Car Mods, Real Power versus Silly Stickers by Capt.+DrunkenBum · · Score: 1

      "Of course, speed is moot in such chases - no matter how fast your car, unless it can make over 3E8m/sec, you cannot outrun the radio."

      Can't do it yet... Maybe after I add the supercharger to my 1979 BMW 320i. :)

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    55. Re:Car Mods, Real Power versus Silly Stickers by Toshito · · Score: 1

      Then, it doesn't count! I'd really love to have one of these... or just a plain old bug...

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    56. Re:Car Mods, Real Power versus Silly Stickers by Dave+Fiddes · · Score: 1

      Those racecars share more in common with my daily-driver 1976 Dodge pickup truck than does a typical ricer's car. My '76 Ram has a 400 (6.6L) V8 driving the rear wheels. With a curb weight of 4,000lb, it's about twice the weight of a Honda Civic. But 6.6L / 1.6L = 4.125 times more engine, and all other things being equal, 4.125 times the power. Into only twice the weight.

      Now imagine if you put something similar (a Chevy 350 say) in something that weighs less than a Honda Civic. If you did that you might come up with something like one of these.

      After you've been for a test drive in one it takes about a week before you stop grinning....

      Find out what it takes to "hack" your own one here.

    57. Re:Car Mods, Real Power versus Silly Stickers by dynoman7 · · Score: 1

      I just bought a car and immediatly had to put a /. sticker on the back window. ;-)

      http://www.thinkgeek.com/images/products/zoom/wi nd ow-cling.gif [thinkgeek]

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    58. Re:Car Mods, Real Power versus Silly Stickers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did it make your penis feel longer?

      Driving a gas-guzzler is unpatriotic.

    59. Re:Car Mods, Real Power versus Silly Stickers by Paradoxish · · Score: 1

      I disagree. I laugh as much when I see a sticker-covered, coffee-can exhaust adorned Honda Civic as when I see some huge gas-guzzling american truck lumber by. I don't know why there's so much hate towards ricecars. If the rice crowd things ugly-ass aluminum wings and neons are cool then let them go ahead and do it, no harm. On the other hand, I can't understand why anyone is willing to buy a car that only gets 15 miles to the gallon and then modify it so it only gets 8.

      Personally, I prefer a compromise. My slightly-modified Maxima is incredibly comfortable, has a good sound system, and runs mid 14's .

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    60. Re:Car Mods, Real Power versus Silly Stickers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, it does matter. Wasting petrol is unpatriotic. Go electric, or if you have big balls go hydrogen fuel cell.

      If it didn't mater, you could just burn babies for fuel, right? Hmmmm... all those dead Arab babies - maybe you ARE burning them up for fuel.

      If I caould find a way to say the above without being confrontational, I'd do it. But I'm just a geek, no social skillz to speak of. Suck it up, start building a REAL car - one taht gets at least 50 mpg.

      I've seen a 60s-era Karmann Ghia that gets 55 mpg at 55 mph; on the Bonneville Salt flats it turned 13s with no problem.

    61. Re:Car Mods, Real Power versus Silly Stickers by NormalVisual · · Score: 1

      Actually, the police drive Crown Vics because they need a real four-door sedan for hauling people around in the back seat, and they're not terribly expensive - since Chevy stopped making the Caprice, the Crown Vic is about the only car on the market that fits those requirements. I might also point out that the Interceptor package that practically every police dept. orders their Crowns with isn't exactly standard equipment. :-) I agree totally about the Camaros - I had an opportunity to speak with a Madison County deputy sheriff here in Florida, and the guys universally loved those rockets.

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    62. Re:Car Mods, Real Power versus Silly Stickers by ahoehn · · Score: 1

      Compared to a crown vic who wouldn't love them.

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    63. Re:Car Mods, Real Power versus Silly Stickers by BigBlockMopar · · Score: 2

      I don't know why there's so much hate towards ricecars.

      Because they think their cars are fast, they all drive like they think they're in The Fast and The Furious, and yet there's no science in their construction of a "fast" car.

      If the rice crowd things ugly-ass aluminum wings and neons are cool then let them go ahead and do it, no harm.

      It becomes my problem when I'm sharing the road with people who put clear taillights on their cars. Clear tail light lenses don't usually have cat-eye reflectors, making parked ricer cars a danger on night streets. The clear lenses are usually colored red by GE 1157 light bulbs dipped in red paint. The resulting pinkish brake lights are not an SAE-approved color and are therefore a safety hazard. The idiots who cover over parts of their taillights to reduce the surface area and give it a "custom" look are equally stupid. Deliberately reducing the effectiveness of your brake light system is grounds for being nominated for a Darwin Award after an 18-wheeler demolishes you in the fog.

      Playing with your suspension geometry by hacking coil springs is a good one. There's nothing like watching some guy driving down the road with hideously expensive low-profile tires on his 1990 Honda Accord, with the suspension so badly butchered that his $300 apiece tires are being lunched by his bad camber. Of course, bad camber = bad contact with the road, not a good safety feature for any car let alone a "performance" car.

      And probably most stupid is the let's-hack-off-a-windshield-wiper-to-look-Euro. Uh-huh. It's a good idea to reduce your visibility in inclement weather because you think it will go faster or look better.

      On the other hand, I can't understand why anyone is willing to buy a car that only gets 15 miles to the gallon and then modify it so it only gets 8.

      Because there's no replacement for displacement. The biggest killer for gas mileage on my truck is not the 400 CID motor, but the tall rear-axle gears. They're great for acceleration, they're great for when I'm towing a trailer, but they're bad on the highway because, without an overdrive (most vehicles of that age didn't have overdrive top gears), my engine is spinning 4000 RPM at 55MPH. A 6.6L (400CID) engine spinning at 4000 RPM will consume a lot of fuel.

      Interestingly, that engine could easily propel the truck at 55MPH with an engine speed of about 2000RPM, by my calculations, the motor has sufficient torque at that RPM, and it would get more than twice the gas mileage. I'd have to find a Mopar automatic transmission with an overdrive and a big-block bell-housing pattern (not easy to find) or I could convert it to stickshift, which is my plan. I already have an old A-833 4-speed OD transmission for it, now all I need is a big-block bell housing. ($$$)

      Of course, I could just drop the rear-end gear ratio from the current 4.11 to about 2.25s, but I really like the acceleration, and I need the raw power when I've got 5,000lbs of trailer on my truck's tongue and I want onto a freeway.

      I spend ~$300/mo in fuel, and I drive something that I really like. The alternative would be to spend ~$300/mo to buy a brand new tinfoil shitbox that I really don't like.

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      Fire and Meat. Yummy.
    64. Re:Car Mods, Real Power versus Silly Stickers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your comparing apples to combat boots there my freind. If the truck owner is like me at all, it is a work truck. I need to haul heavy weight on my farm a lot. Light weight things like a 100 gal. sprayer tank, a ton of soil, materials for a section of barbed wire fence, my horse trailer. I would cry to see what that would do to your poor little car. My main beef is not with the cars, I think that they look neat. I have serious problems with how the owners drive. Their attiudes match as well. Both are horrid. And that is before one looks to the appauling things that they do to their car's saftey features. I would be willing to bet that an engineer spent some time into designing the car's suspension - only to have this kid come along and hack it apart - without any testing done prior to see if it is safe! I know of several guys in town who keep a set of "stock" springs for trips to the dealer for warrenty service. They both talk about how the car handles better when they have the springs in. IMMAGINE THAT! I guess it boils down to a bad reaction to stupidity combined with an overpowering ego. If they could but maintain some semblence of courtesey while following their dreams I could be more understanding.

      FarmerJoe

    65. Re:Car Mods, Real Power versus Silly Stickers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well when I took out my stock suspension in my nova and replaced the rubber with polyeurothane. Much happiness ensued. "driving on rails" is an accurate description. I loved corners in that thing. If a stupid humvee owner had not hit it while I was in the bank I would still have it...

    66. Re:Car Mods, Real Power versus Silly Stickers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There was one chase with cops where going 140 MPH verses a Corvette going 150 MPG with it's tries gone! Both had 8 cylinders, and also similar displacement, but Corvette was much more powerful.

      I think the main reason they still but make that particular engine is marketing. There hoping people will see it and think, a V8 now I can blow away my friends turbo Porsche. They don't acutely out perform other low cost full sized cars.

    67. Re:Car Mods, Real Power versus Silly Stickers by banda · · Score: 1

      Wow, I could say the exact same things about Italian motorcycles. I'm riding a Husqvarna Supermotard. (Husqvarnas have been produced in Italy since 1994 when the Cagiva group purchased the marque.) My new Italian bike has less power than any bike I've owned since I was a teenager, but I am whipping the snot out of open class sportbike riders on the twisty roads of my native Missouri. And the sound of the motor! A booming single with twin port Termi exhaust headers and twin cans tucked under the fender... it sounds like a Sopwith Camel diving in for the kill, guns blazing. I may have to sell my CBR.

  43. Best line of the article by capedgirardeau · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Best line of the entire article:

    "They stared at me as though I'd just showed them a mouthful of partially chewed black beetles"

    This is as good as the other article a few months ago where the guy said:

    "As cool as the other side of the pillow."

    Definitely two phrases I'm going to try and work into conversation, with proper attribution of course.

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  44. Speaking of Hacking Ignition.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Keven Warwick, celebrated hacker of self ignition, appears on Art Bell tonight.

  45. Warranty? What about insurance! by TheMaccLads · · Score: 1

    Here in the UK, half or more new cars come with a 1-year warranty. Voiding it isn't much of an issue.

    However, unless you disclose modificatins such as "chipping" to your insurance company, then you may find that your insurance is void. If you have a serious accident in a performance car, and they'll probably check under the bonnet for a different engine management chip. These are often soldered in place, and if the car is so seriously damaged to be undrivable, there's probably little chance of getting to the car to remove the evidence before the insurance company have a look.

    From my point of view, having invalid insurance is much more serious than a crappy warranty running our.

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    1. Re:Warranty? What about insurance! by Inthewire · · Score: 1

      Crappy warranty, yeah, but GM rebuilt my engine twice and replaced it once (third time's a charm!) under warranty, so I'm a fan.

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      Writers imply. Readers infer.
  46. Re:10,000 ft above and below sea level. by anonymous+cupboard · · Score: 1
    Well most passes round here (Europe) are not above 2000m (6000 ft, but I guess someone may find it useful in the Andes or something).

    10,000 ft below sea-level - whats this? Jules Verne's highway to the centre of the earth. The lowest place is less than a couple of hundred metres (600 ft) below sea-level.

  47. Any Opensource OBD-II Scan Tools? by Jon_E · · Score: 1

    I'd love to poke around with the diagnostics - perhaps even put an mrtg display somewhere and was wondering if anyone's done any GPL'd tools? Don't really want to fork the money for crappy wintel based closed source hacks when I suspect it would be pretty trivial to make a RS-232 based cable and write a simple perl/python/C module to interface to.

    1. Re:Any Opensource OBD-II Scan Tools? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Check out the Gryphon by Dearborn Group.

      http://www.dgtech.com/products/gryphon.phtml

      Powered by Linux. Has an ethernet interface as well as RS-232. The FutureTruck2002 (www.futuretruck.org) teams are using these, B.T.W.

      Michael

    2. Re:Any Opensource OBD-II Scan Tools? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are a number of free readers with RS-232 interfaces, however, ODB-II is defined in SAE J1850 and J1978. This protocol is not compatible w/ RS-232, so a translator needs to be written for an intelligent dongle. If you want to start a project, I would be interested as well, but I dont feel like shelling out $120US for the standards for just a hobby project.

  48. Hooboy.... by Merovign · · Score: 1

    I don't own a car _without_ a modified computer.

    The RX-7 has peculiar needs as far as air/fuel/ignition - I don't mess with the timing much, because detonation is not tolerated. It's touchy but rewarding.

    The BMW, on the other hand, was detuned from original design, and thus much easier to just pull gobs of power out of, while still passing CA smog.

    One of the reasons that people don't get power out of a chip (and most don't), is that they forgot that "tune" is a verb and not something that comes in a box.

    For the average person, I'd say that they should just buy a faster car (handling is another matter, nobody but Ferrari does that right from the factory!). Unless you're willing to put a lot of time into it, slapping on a lot of parts is a bit of a crapshoot.

    Standalone systems offer a lot of opportunities, but are generally not as able to handle varying conditions (fuel quality, for example) as stock computers.

    As far as hacking into your Park Avenue with a PDA and turning it into a Corvette... Umm, No.

    And yes, you can reduce engine life with thoughtless mods (or even radical thoughtful mods), but you can fall off half-dome, too. A blown engine is rarely fatal, and if it's that critical to you, don't mess with it.

    As far as apex seals, this is an area I have some familiarity with. There are only two main ways you can blow an apex seal, mechanical failure (spring) and detonation. The former is extremely rare (didn't save me), the latter is controllable if you pay attention. And buy a J&S knock sensor.

  49. Rotaries Rock!! by Mazzella! · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Old rotary engines?!! Rotary Engine technology has come a LONG way since the 70's... and even more so since Mazda stopped importing the RX-7 in 95. The latest Rotary Engine rebuilders put in 3mm ceramic coated apex seals, ECU's that contain 3D reprogrammable fuel maps, boost controllers that employ fuzzy logic to activate the turbo's waste gate, ignition computers that increase spark, knock sensor computers that keep the engine from pinging/grenading, and intercoolers that cool 30-40% better with less pressure drop through them. Porting is now a fine art, and there are at least 20 different general ways to port a rotary. With minimal effort, and money ($3k-4k) you can get 300 horses and 300 ftlbs of torque out of a 13B-REW. Most tuner shops drop the stock twin turbos in favor of one large one, that pushes past the 500hp barrier... there have been a few that have 700 hp. And this is all with 1.3L 2 rotors. Those lucky engough to have 3 rotors (imported from japan) start out with 400 hp, and go up from there!

    <sidenote>I'm putting down 313 Rear Wheel Horse Power, and 301 ftlbs or torque with basic bolt on 'hacks' (mods)...(Here is my dyno sheet) Intake, exhaust, intercooler, and computer. I replaced the engine at 130,000 miles because a vacuum hose popped off my wastegate, and caused the turbos to boost well past 15lbs, with no extra fuel to compensate... ping! Apex seal blew. I'm now at 150,000 miles, zip-tied vacuum hoses, and have had nothing but dependable and fun to drive Mazda Zoom Zoom-y-ness </sidenote>

    Mazda is re-introducing the rotary later this year with the RX-8. Now called the RENESIS, the engine is a non-turboed multi-side-port 1.3L rotary, that is projected to put out 255-280 HP . The computer should be easy to hack, and a turbo kit will be available shortly after the introduction of the car. I would estimate about +330 HP from a turboed RENESIS.

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    1. Re:Rotaries Rock!! by PsychoKiller · · Score: 1

      ECU's that contain 3D reprogrammable fuel maps... ignition computers that increase spark, knock sensor computers that keep the engine from pinging/grenading

      They're just doing this now!? Camaro's and Firebirds have done this since 86.

      But damn, that's a nice dyno curve...

  50. What's with all the rice rockets now days���� by quade_79 · · Score: 1

    Man, if you want a fast car, there's no beeting american Musle© There's nothing like the sound of a 400 mouser or a 454 rat under the hood of a comero or chevelle© And there's nothing faster either© It's a matter of waight ratios© If you can somehow tune your six banger with a turbo to say 250HP and you are say a ton and a quarter© And I have a 454 putting out 550HP ¥naturaly asperated I might add, and weight in at a heafty two tons© I still have more power per pound then you, and hence I'm faster© Rice rockets suck, and anyone who beggs to differ, can watch as I pass them©

    1. Re:What's with all the rice rockets now days���� by hcdejong · · Score: 1

      I'm faster

      Yes, but your two-ton barge corners like crap, so you're only faster on a drag strip. In most real-world situations, those Banzaimobiles will run circles around you.

    2. Re:What's with all the rice rockets now days���� by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bahaha tuning a 4-banger for 250HP is childs play, if it has 'mitusbishi' or 'toyota' on the badge...

      Check out the STOCK Evo Lancer VII, coming to a mitsu dealer near you... 4 doors, ('merican version will probably only have about 260-280, darn it!), 4 banger turbo, all wheel drive... (yea, 1.6 sec 60' on street tires, no problemo)

      And the mildly tuned 6 banger turbos are easily hitting 400 HP... The slightly more wildly tuned hit 600, no problem...

      Not that I don't appreciate american muscle, it's quite impressive, but if your gonna slap down some one's effort, at least be accurate about it.
      (Check out the 1000HP twin turbo Mustang down in houston some time. ahhh yea... 9's, if he can keep the tires on the track :) )

      The great thing about boost, is you can always turn it down, and drive the car on the street.

    3. Re:What's with all the rice rockets now days���� by jgerman · · Score: 2

      And my bike, will run circles around you, so what. Everybody likes what they like, different vehichles for different applications. The right tool for the right job applies to vehichles as well as software.

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      I'm the big fish in the big pond bitch.
    4. Re:What's with all the rice rockets now days���� by MtViewGuy · · Score: 2

      That's what YOU think. (smile)

      In real-world testing using instrumented motorcycles and automobiles, while motorcycles have the advantage in the initial acceleration once you throw in a lot of curves a higher-powered sports car wins hand down. Indeed, I remember reading an article showing that a Dodge Viper will lap the Willow Springs race course substantially faster than all but maybe 2-3 models of very high-end motorcycles.

    5. Re:What's with all the rice rockets now days���� by george399 · · Score: 1
      Word!

      4 bangers just NEVER sound cool.

      No matter how big the soupcan is, how yellow the stickers are, or how long the passenger wiper has been in the middle of the windshield.

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    6. Re:What's with all the rice rockets now days���� by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ANY idiot can drive fast in straight line. I own a 4cyl factory turbo charged car that will eat almost any stock V8. Give me a turn or two and few twisties and you won't even know what happened in you V8. I'm not saying there is anything wrong with V8s or American cars, but you live in a fantasy world if you think your V8 is any better than a performance 4 or 6 cyl.

    7. Re:What's with all the rice rockets now days���� by bragi · · Score: 1

      And then about lap three disappear off into the weeds at some corner or other with glowing brakes *cough* :)

      Or so it seems from watching production car racing...

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    8. Re:What's with all the rice rockets now days���� by quade_79 · · Score: 1

      Yes, if you go to the extreme, then a six banger can probably hit 600HP© But if you put the same effort into a rat moter, you'll hit 1200 HP easy© Just take a 502, throw in a nice cam, a supercharger, a pair of holley double pumpers, and a little nitrous, and you've easly passed the 1000 HP mark©

    9. Re:What's with all the rice rockets now days���� by quade_79 · · Score: 1

      oh, almost forgot©©©© there's an old saying©

      There's no replacement for displacement©

      While your six banger may be able to hit 600 HP, it dosn't have shit for torque© When was the last time you heard of a rice rocket torking it frame out of shape with the sheer power of it's engine© It's actually semi-common to do that with an american V8© Oh bth© if you have a six banger putting out 400 HP, and my mouse is hitting 450, for around town driving, I have a hell of a lot more torque where I actualy drive© You however have to rev up past 4500 RPM to see any power, while I can lazely stick around 2500-3000 RPM©

    10. Re:What's with all the rice rockets now days���� by jgerman · · Score: 2

      Uh check again. Current issue of Cycle World although it may be off the stands now, Gixxer vs. Vette, conclusion Vette smoked, same with Viper.

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      I'm the big fish in the big pond bitch.
    11. Re:What's with all the rice rockets now days���� by MtViewGuy · · Score: 2

      4 bangers just NEVER sound cool.

      You obviously never driven the Acura RSX Type S. (smile) And it gets better with the RSX Type R with 230 bhp and lighter weight body that is due early in 2003. They're definitely not rice boy cars, that's to be sure.

    12. Re:What's with all the rice rockets now days���� by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I took a test drive in a RSX Type S about earlier this afternoon. Nice car, I just couldn't put my finger on it, but I didn't like the car. It's nifty looking, with a nice leather wrapped steering wheel. It's fast, with good strong brakes. I think it all comes back to the shifter. It seems to be wrapped in the same odd rubber that's used on the dash. I walked away from the test drive with my right hand feeling all sweaty. (I said it, bring out the trolls) The shifter had a mechanical stiffness to it, though it could be due to the fact that my test drive occured on miles seven through nine on this car's odo. The seat bottoms are very short, and don't support my legs that well. I felt the build quality was better than the Subaru WRX, but not quite on par with the Mercedes C230 Sport Coupe I'd driven. I still want to drive a MINI Cooper S before I decide, but I think I'll go with the Mercedes.

    13. Re:What's with all the rice rockets now days���� by hcdejong · · Score: 1

      While your six banger may be able to hit 600 HP, it dosn't have shit for torque

      I've done some comparisons between turbocharged and naturally-aspirated engines, and for standard cars, at least, if the BHP figures are the same, then so will the torque figures. The one difference is that the turbocharged engine will deliver its maximum torque at a *lower* RPM. The turbo engine will also return better mileage. The one disadvantage of a turbocharger is its lag, so with a big-displacement engine you'll have more instantaneous reaction. But with a supercharger, that drawback is eliminated.

      For tuned cars, torque figures are hard to come by. But I expect results would be substantially the same.

  51. Re:Speaking of HOWTOS by Inthewire · · Score: 1

    Maybe numero uno, but not the only one

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  52. hahaha by kastard · · Score: 0

    hahahhaahaha

  53. Ford EEC-IV and EEC-V hacking is old news... by Mustang+Matt · · Score: 2

    Mustang and other ford fanatics have been messing with their computers for years now.

    There are all sorts of realtime management systems as well as piggyback chips that you can plug into your cars computer and flip a switch for different settings.

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    The man who trades freedom for security does not deserve nor will he ever receive either. - Benjamin Franklin
  54. Mod this parent up as funny! by Mustang+Matt · · Score: 3, Insightful

    "My Honda Integra Type R manages about three-four times the power of your big-iron block at the same rev range, not to mention around the same torque."

    ROFL! You do realize that HP is a function of torque at a particular RPM right? Ummm... Not too many 4 bangers have v8 torque at ANY rpm let alone the same rpm.

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    The man who trades freedom for security does not deserve nor will he ever receive either. - Benjamin Franklin
  55. I'm into modern car "hacking" by booms · · Score: 1

    I've been into cars as long as I can remember, and have been getting more and more serious about the performance side of things. Genetically, I've been somewhat cursed as being both a geek and a jock, so naturally I've gravitated into cars and other things that go fast. (I just bought my first motorcycle, a Honda CBR600F4i)

    I started off in a Camaro Z28, and quickly became dissapointed with their build quality and reliability. I then moved into imports, and have never looked back. I now drive an Eagle Talon, which falls into a group of cars known as DSM's. These cars are pretty amazing considering the oldest ones are 13 years old. They are highly detuned from the factory, and have essentially the same engine as the Lancer Evolution, a high performance 4-door car which has had a lot of success on the WRC circuit. There are lots and lots of fast ones, most of which are daily drivers. The big dogs in DSM drag racing are pushing close to 800 HP and 30+ PSI through a measly 2.0 litre 4 banger.

    The industry support for these cars, though not up to the levels of the Honda Civic or any of the domestic sports cars, is amazing. For instance, I use my Palm Pilot with the DSM Pocketlogger to aid in tuning-- I can get everything from coolant temperature, to knock counts all from my Palm. I can also do things such as turn injectors on and off from the Palm to test them. As far as some more hacking goes, I have an HKS VPC which essentially lets me use a less restrictive way to monitor my airflow, as well as trick the ECU (the car's computer) into thinking that conditions are always optimal. Piggybacked on that, I have an Apex-I Super AFC which essentially lets me tell the ECU how much fuel I need, and at what RPM's. I also have an Greddy Profec B Electronic Boost Controller which lets me adjust the amount of boost my turbo runs.

    My primary attraction to these cars initially were that they were AWD (I live in Colorado). Once I learned more about them and their potential, I was hooked. I think the thing I like about them the most is that they are the underdog, since they don't have anything near the displacement of Joe 6-pack's muscle car, and that they use brains instead of brawn to get their power. To me the most impressive car which was imported into the US was the Toyota Supra, but that's a whole other topic.

    Anyhow, if you're interested in getting a car that you can 'hack', you could probably pick up one of these cars for around $3K. Warning-- it's a very expensive and addictive hobby. My motorcycle is just over a week old, and I've pretty much got all of the parts picked out I'll be buying once my refund check finally gets here... since its fuel injected (still somewhat rare in the 2 wheeled world), it will require some electronic hacking for a new exhaust and intake.

    On a side note, in the local chapter of Club DSM, I'd say at least 75% of us are techies to some degree (EE's, SysAdmins (both NT and Unix guys), programmers, etc.). Collectively we can generate some very interesting conversations, though I've heard that the discussions of the Audi elite make us look pretty dumb. :) Even the dsm.org site is Linux powered.

    You can check out my car here, and more about DSM's here.

    1. Re:I'm into modern car "hacking" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dont bother spending money on engine/exhaust upgrades for your CBR to get it to go faster - it already goes fast enough. The best way to go faster is to pay for more training. Also, save the difference to buy new bodywork when you crash. Also, check out the cbrlist - http://www.cbrlist.com

      - Stuart

  56. Re:10,000 ft above and below sea level. by ocelotbob · · Score: 1

    It's pretty useful in the US as well. The East Coast may have mountains similar to Europe, but western US mountains, and mountain passes, are fairly high. Los Angeles, for example, even though the city is at sea level, has 10,000 foot mountains 20-30 miles away, and some of the passes through those mountains have 7-8000 foot elevations. Colorado, which in parts is fairly well-populated, has several 10-11,000 foot passes which people regularly travel across. As a result of this, auto manufacturers have to tune their cars to handle a wide range of atmospheric pressure.

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  57. Re:10,000 ft above and below sea level. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Still doesn't explain the below sea level part...

  58. Man.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Aw man.. I thought it said "Hack your imagination.. before someone else does"

  59. I recommend it by Bender+Unit+22 · · Score: 2

    " I neither endorse nor recommend any of the procedures mentioned"

    I do, it's a lot of fun, but along with your laptop to reprogram it, you need a device to measure performance improvements also. You can't judge yourself if you got +5hp or lost 5 due to your changes in configuration.
    And while your at it, you need to remember that different air temperature and the amount of water in the air, changes the performance of the engine.

    I have built a cold air intake for my engine, shielded the intake from heat from the engine the car already had a pipe all the way to the front to ensure it picked it up from the outside.

    A cold damp, foggy morning does wonders in terms of performance, it's something my car really like. Of course one needs to find the perfect place to drive where the road isn't slippery.

    Then of course there is my NOS installation (Nitro Oxide System) another nice little hack, with adds +50% horse power when accel. could get +75% or more, but I would like my engine to last 50.000 before changing it.
    Note, that all these changes and improvements of the engine og course changes the specs so much that it is not legal anymore for street use. Just in case you care.

  60. CAN / IP in Autos by sireenmalik · · Score: 1

    I suppose people are already familiar with Controlled Area Networks in Autos. I have been told(and not lazily verfied) that a company called Vector holds some kinda monopolistic hold over CAN bus technology.

    The idea of running an IP network in a car is not new. I know of atleast one R&D project at our Uni which is done by "Institute of Communication Networks and Computer Engineering" which investigates among other things, developing a communication architecture in an auto...the research to run an IP network on Das Auto! Read more
    here
    I am sure there are other projects like this taking place elsewhere as well.
    It seems soon internet will find its way to our carburtors!!

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  61. Engine management hacks... by sidetrack · · Score: 1
    My stepbrother works for an automotive design company, and he mentioned a couple of things about ignition control computers in cars that he's worked on:

    He came across an Audi that altered the ignition timing to make the engine quieter when the electric windows were down

    Nearly all cars do a pattern recognition to see when they are doing the EU fuel economy test, and then put the engine into a more economic, lower performance mode

    Whilst I think the first item is quite neat (depending upon what else it did to the performance/economy), the second is a pretty dirty trick IMO...

  62. now i need one by fabiolrs · · Score: 1

    I never thought someone was able to HACK a car to MOD it! :)) hahahha geek terms... now I need to buy myself a car so I can overclock it to 200 mph! :))

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    Fabio - Sumare/Sao Paulo/Brazil/South America/Earth/Solar System/Milky Way/Universe
    http://www.morroida.com.br
  63. Re: the Odometer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And if anyone is stupid enough to try this they are going to look pretty stupid ( and guilty ) when the dealer goes into the car's computer and finds the real mileage which was being concurrently accumulated. duh.

  64. Re:10,000 ft above and below sea level. by zevans · · Score: 1

    10,000 below is easy if you have one of those white Lotus Elises...

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  65. Hacks I have worked on by bragi · · Score: 1

    Hack 1 - The exhaust

    Most people seem to think that simply sticking a chromed 3" can on the end of their exhaust will magically make the car faster. *sigh*

    Instead, try a Morrison Collector (sometimes called a "resonator"). We've found that with the right calculations (look it up), and appropriate engineering (tip, weld a bolt into the middle of the resonator and weld washers on either end on the outside) you can gain 20% (power or performance... it's your foot, not mine)

    This was done on a 1960s Volvo and a 1990s Lada Niva. Works very, very well. Can be noisy if you don't do it right.

    Hack 2 - The Fuel Injection

    So, your carby has worn out. Your car is over 25. What do you do?

    Well, you take a 1974 VW Passat TS, and a fuel injection system from a Holden (what model was it again? a 2lt 4cyl motor anyway), and a little welding later, you have fuel injection. Wow. WOW. WOOOOOO! That certainly gave it some grunt, and boy does it idle nicely now :)

    We also applied this to the Lada... though we fitted a Lada Australia MPI system to it.

    Later when we trashed the lada we took that same MPI system and put it on a Fiat X1/9. Wow. WOW. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

    Hack 3 - Tyres/suspension/brakes

    Most people underestimate the importance of offset. They seek a wide tyre, and don't understand just how crap their car feels afterward.

    I put 14x6" rims on my 1979 VW Golf Diesel. Up from 13x5". I couldn't go wider because the rims would have the wrong offset and the car would have behaved nastily.

    We made a couple of mods to the Lada's suspension... by far the most successful and interesting was moving the trailing arm links on the rear axle up by about 2". That really helped damp it's tendancy to drift when doing 160km/h over corrugated roads.

    Hack 4 - Port and Polish

    We spent a lot of time rebuilding the motor in my Golf. (yanks know these cars as "rabbits"). We did a very, very careful job of porting the head, including benchtop flow tests. Took over a month, but the result was well worth it. 5l/100km in average driving conditions. It could comfortably cruise on 140km/h constant (where it it the govenor), and you could feel it power up as it started to climb hills.

    Hacking your car isn't about making it pretty, that's just hoons trying to pull chicks the only way they know how. Hacking your car is about pushing the limits. It's about doing something different. There's squillions of drag-modded torana's out there. Everyone knows how to do that.

    But who of you has hacked a diesel engine?

    Put fuel injection on a Massey Fergusson 35 tractor?

    Spent months researching exhaust tuning? (and not just stuck a bigger pipe on, but used some SCIENCE!)

    Be different. Don't be a rice boy, don't be yet another bogon that feels a V8 is the ultimate in technology, and NEVER, NEVER accept leaf spring suspension. On anything but an authentic horse-drawn carriage, it's WRONG.

    Mates don't let mates use leaf spring suspension.

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  66. Pass*key and OBD hackery by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh, the ignition reference was to timing...

    Everyone familiar with the "computerized keys" (resistor embedded in key) on modern cars that authenticates prior to ignition? Pretty slick security feature to stop those nasty car thief guys, right?

    How about when someone causes your PCM (thats Powertrain Control Module to non-gearheads) to learn a new ignition key inside of 30 minutes? There is a dead simple, documented (see also Google.com) way for a car thief to drive away with their modern car of choice after jimmying a door or trunk lock. Of course, the car manufacturers bet that any thief who hangs around for 30 minutes is going to look suspicious.

    Also on the subject of "reverse engineering" the component comm protocols.. what do they mean it can't be done? See also: AutoTap, EZ Link scanner, ScanMaster, GM's Tech2 and a dozen PalmOS utilities. The point of the OBD diag port on modern cars (and I mean manufactured after 1982) is to provide a single standardized interface to every parameter you *want* to tune.
    True, most consumer tools only allow basic procedures like clearing trouble codes, readiness tests, OBD(-II) data monitoring, etc. but "serious" hacking can be done with the right cable and software. Hypertech created a business around their little ECM/PCM reprogrammer, even.

    1. Re:Pass*key and OBD hackery by shumacher · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure what you used as a search term on Google. I'd really like to see what you're talking about, because my knowledge of the Passkey system, at least as implemented by GM, makes what you claim seem inaccurate. The key contains a resistor. The ECM checks the value of the resistor before enabling the ignition. If the value is within a (fairly liberal) tolerance, ignition is enabled. If not, the ignition system is disabled, and locked for 30 minutes. IIRC, that means that best case scenario is that you'll start the car immediately, and worst case is that it will take you (number of keys)*30min to start the car. IIRC that's something like six hours.

    2. Re:Pass*key and OBD hackery by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, its not a matter of finding a resistance within a range recognized by the PCM. This technique causes the PCM to "learn" a new key or more appropriately, resistance. Whether the PCM has a stored value already or not (O.E. PCM), this trick works.

      I'll save you the google search and paraphrase:

      1. Insert key into ignition and turn to "On"
      2. Notice the security light?
      Good. Grab a coffee and come back in 10-15 minutes. The light should be off.

      3. Remove key from ignition.
      4. Repeat steps 1-3 two more times.

      The third time (30-45 minutes later), the PCM will have learned the new key.

      Legitimate scenarios included post-aftermarket PCM tasks and "oops lost keys" syndrome. Illegitimate gains are up to the imagination of the reader.

  67. Reverse engineered Honda ECU code by jason99si · · Score: 1

    I don't know much of the history, but the folks over at www.hondata.com reverse engineered the ECU in the majority of Honda's from the 1990s.

    The program was then reengineered to allow for the modification of all the fuel maps, ignition timing maps etc. This allows tuners to bolt on parts, and change specifications without having the computer try to counteract the changes in the name of emissions and fuel economy. There is also datalogging built in which allows me to monitor all the sensors in the car. In my case, it allows me to run a supercharger on my Honda Civic with 8psi, and have it run RIGHT!

    In my opinion, its far better than standalone engine management computers (such as MOTEC, etc) for daily driving. It allows us to take advantage of years of Honda development and research, and still tweak to our hearts content.

    ...and besides, I get to keep a laptop in my car ALA The Fast and the Furious (quite possibly the worst movie ever BTW)

  68. What the chips know about you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The National Highway Traffic Safety Administration has many web pages on what the chips in your car know about you and the crash you just had, starting at http://www-nrd.nhtsa.dot.gov/edr-site/

  69. actually there is a replacement for displacement by dickens · · Score: 1

    RPMs.

    If it revs to 14,000 rpm reliably you'll get twice as much juice as you would at 7,000.

    This is why Honda used to make six cylinder 24 valve 250s for racing, etc.

    And while it isn't applicable to cars, two-strokes make twice as many power pulses per revolution as four-strokes do. You haven't lived until you've cracked the throttle open on a Kawasaki H2. One second later you're making as much power as a Harley at red-line with one third the weight. Hang on tight. Of course the thing never wants to go in a straight line 8-o.

    BTW, I drive a 2-liter, 8-valve normally asperated VW GTI. Yeah it could go faster with different ignition and fuel maps, but I can't be bothered.

  70. Naturally Aspirated perhaps by BLKMGK · · Score: 2

    However with a shot of NOS or a correctly sized turbo you might just find hat smaller engines can make torque. I've got a 3liter straight six that made 390RWHP and 427ftlbs that was all done by 7K. That was running WAY rich too (shrug). Engines are air pumps, a smaller engine boosted with enough added air can indeed catch up with a V8....

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    1. Re:Naturally Aspirated perhaps by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, if we are going to compare technologies, put the nitrous oxide on the V8 as well. Then lets see the little engine keep up!

    2. Re:Naturally Aspirated perhaps by ryanwright · · Score: 2

      Engines are air pumps, a smaller engine boosted with enough added air can indeed catch up with a V8....

      But you're comparing apples and oranges. If you give the small engine a bunch of add-ons, then the big engine has to have the same add-ons. You can't say, "Well I took this four banger and spent $15k on it and now it whoops your puny $2000 V8." Well, no shit, sherlock! You're pitting a heavily modified engine vs a stock engine - of course you're going to be faster.

      Give the guy with the V8 the same money for add-ons and the comparison is then valid. Of course, he will chew your ass up and spit it out in any race...

      I can put a big block V8 with twin turbos in the back of a little Pontiac Fiero, upgrade the suspension and kick damn near anyone's ass in any race, including autocrossing. Under 10 seconds in the quarter mile and excellent handling. Does that mean I have the right to brag because I beat the pants off a stock (insert any other V8 powered car here)? No, I've made significant modifications and that changes the rules. If I get to make modifications in a verbal comparison, then so does the other driver.

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  71. An even more scarrier thought by SaturnSS · · Score: 0

    ("Sir, your OBD and your EDR indicate that you drive at a steady 75 mph, which is illegal, that you fail to change your oil at the correct intervals, that you drive one-handed while using your cell phone and pick your nose at red lights. This voids your warranty.")

    -Brock Yates
    All Eyes On Me

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  72. Yeah, there's some cool stuff out there by b0bby · · Score: 1

    Friends of mine race 600cc motorcycles & they use an aftermarket programmable ignition/injection box. The cool thing is that this box can talk to a dyno through its serial port. This means that you can put the bike on the dyno & let the dyno try different settings until your curves are optimized. Used to take 8 hours of someone sitting there revving it, now you can go drink coffee for an hour & you're done. (Of course, building the engine still takes a lot of time, money & knowledge.)

  73. EPEC - still available an dquite powerful by BLKMGK · · Score: 2

    ard to find harnesses I'm told but I know of at least one late model 4valve Cobra running it. SVO\Motorsport assists aftermarket manufacturers. They get a bit upset when you get into redistributing parts of th eEEC source with your stuff but they're not too bad otherwise fro mwhat I've seen. Mike Wesley ran into some problems for them but that was partly because he used to help design the hardware he was hacking...

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  74. It takes a replacement of turbos to get the S4 to by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    400 hp.

    You have go from 2 k03 turbos to 2 k04 turbos.

  75. And you would be wrong... by BLKMGK · · Score: 2

    The comms aren't often encrypted that I'm aware of but the FIRMWARE IS in many late model cars these days. GM has encrypted theirs, I'm pretty sure Ford has, I'd bet that BMW has too. They spend zillions developing these systems, the encryption helps protect them and keep "hackers" out. They often fail though :-) How many car manufacturers are going to reverse the firmware after a bad accident BTW? Not many I'd bet. However supposedly later model Vette's store a limited data set that can be retrieved after an accident - things like speed and throttle position. Not seen that 100% verified though - possible RUMINT.

    Now that ECUs are FLASH programmable it's possible to modify things quite nicely once you've got it figured out. This is both good and bad for the manufacturer since warranty claims can go up if someone screws up but then reverts it bck to the old programming. It's good though in that every engine is different and they can tweak in the field a bit.

    Suggest you look into LT1EDIT and the new LS1EDIT. OBDII requirements have actually made the ECUs more powerful and this is allowing for lots of playing around.

    On the other hand, companies like AEM, FAST, DFI (GenVII), Electromotive, Holley (Commander), Haltech, and Motec are making complete standalone systems that are pretty powerful to include closed loop part throttle - and even closed loop WOT with off the shelf WB O2 sensors. The AEM computer will be PnP for many cars including the Supra and RX7 that I own.

    Honestly, this article really didn't tell us jack shit. The world of aftermarket EFI is HUGE as is the market for hacking OEM stuff. This article made it sound like this was new - I laughed. ell new ECUs control the transmission and are being modified. Engine swaps with this stuff are also popular. skip the emissions, have a clean fast car, and it starts every time with good MPG. What's not to like?

    P.S. OBDII and OBDIII have provisions to spot tampering. New emissions inspections could even require plugging in for an ECU check. Ways to get around tripping these on OBDII are aleady being reseached. Som o thethings put forth for OBDIII (to include remote kill) have been pretty scary coming from our clueless legislators. Support SEMA!

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  76. You realize... by BLKMGK · · Score: 2

    That not only aren't car dealers "smarter" than the aftermarket folks but that many of them actively help us right? What, you think the dealer is some clean hospital like bastion? Those mechanics are car nuts too! Set a flag? Okay, reset it using an OBD scanner. Thanks for playing!

    Many of those flags are reset by dumping power to the ECU although with OBDII there are some that are persistant - but can stil be reset with the proper tools. SnapOn and others sell these tools as do the dealers. They must, the manufacturers tried to make this all proprietary and the Govt. told them they oculdn't. There are even standards for this stuff....

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  77. BZZT! by BLKMGK · · Score: 2

    You can still advance and retard igntion wholesale on newer vehicles, it's just a little harder is all. Hint: move the sensor that detects crank position. Thye make devices for this.

    So why do it? First of all it's safe. Whoever told you it wasn't was smoking crack. So long as the engine isn't detonating and you didn't get real stupid chances are you will pick up power. OEMs are conservative with their ignition curves - they never know when some dumbass will put Regualr gas in the car and drive it hard with the motor detonating like popcorn. Advancing the ignition a few degrees on MANY cars will restore power the OEM decided not to give you. To do it right though someone qualified should do it through the chip since wholesale changes moving the distributor or sensor are pretty "brute force". Sometimes an engine really doesn't want the added ignition (shrug).

    MSD, Crane, Jacobs, Mallory, and others produce multispark ignitions. MSD and Holley are also producing digital ignition systems for less power draw and higher reliability. Just don't weld on th ecar with one hooked up (ahem). This stuff has been around for years and yes some of them can even manage your ignition for you - overriding the OEM spark if you would like....

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  78. Just something off topic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I passed a guy the other day (in Durham, NC) that has the license plate "/dev/car" ... just thought the Slash crowd would find that a little funny.

  79. Re:Yeah... right... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's the same attitude big block drag racers had in the 60's, right before they got their doors blown off on the track by the humble little Empi Inch Pincher VW.

  80. YES! Wow, a post with accurate info today... by BLKMGK · · Score: 2

    Spot on, you know about this stuff. Have yo ulooked at the AEM PnP systems? Just now coming out these will plug into your existing harness, use your existing systems, have additional I/Os, and be FULLY programmable. hese beat the ApexI unitshands down - ApexI will NOT release their software for programming their units with a laptop or to do datalogging. Only their "partners" get this software! Their boxes cost as much as the AEM unit.

    Holley has a good box with the Commander, one of their engineers regularly posts on a GM forum. FAST has another good one too. Wide Band O2 sensors are becoming cheaper thanks to LEV vehicles using them OEM (thanks Honda!). Look at the DIY-O2 project over in OZ for a cheap way to build a display\sensor or just buy one from them built. FAR less than the $800+ Motec wants - using the SAME sensor.

    You're correct about rolling your own too. The DIY-EFI guys do it for fun but honestly it's too much work for me. Modding an older GM box is also pretty easy but compared to the aftermarket and new OEM FLASH programmable stuff I don't see myself doing it.

    Imagine, boost, transmission, fuel, spark, traction, and datalogging all in a box costing less than $2K. That's the AEM with the DFI GEN VII, FAST, and Holley systems not too far behind. Software demos for many of these can be downloaded. Electromotive's new box looks interesting too but I'm not real sure about them these days ;-)

    Good post, glads I'm not the only gearhead on today who's looked at this stuff...

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  81. In the Mustang u can "hack" with the EEC-TUNER by Vortech6 · · Score: 1

    www.shiftmaster.com has a small board that hooks up to the service port on the car's processor and then you hook up the other end to a laptop. you can change ignition timing, air fuel ratio, fuel pulsewidths, fan turn on temp, shift points, rev limiters, speed limiters, egr control, filter out check engine lights, mass air function....and about 400 other things. it's all there, the whole entire processor is mapped out..there's even a GUI that will display 3D graphs based on x/y/z..spreadsheat control so you can enter in formulas...etc you make the changes according to the modification's/data logging(with Autotap or wideband o2) you've done and click download..put the laptop away and drive off... it's actually not that easy to tune a car yourself..you still need to know a TON of internal EEC-V information..formulas, encoding..etc..but there's a great source of info on the EEC-TUNER group on Yahoo. i've managed to dyno at 255rwhp at 5500 rpm and 254RWTQ at 4600 rpm with my 97 V6 Mustang! running a vortech supercharger at 11psi, 36# injectors, split port heads, 80mm lightning maf.. among many other things$$$ all i can say is that the eec-tuner is a wonderfull tool, my car would have not been running without it...it's been around for almost 3 years....

    1. Re:In the Mustang u can "hack" with the EEC-TUNER by Vortech6 · · Score: 1

      wrong url for the shiftmaster company..lol eec tuner software and eec tuner hardware

  82. Big Block Mopar vs Big Block Ford. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Rock and Roll, Bro!!!!!!!

    Back in my day, I used to hate big-block Mopar cars.... only because I had a 1970 Ford Torino Cobra with the 429CJ in it and my rival had a 1968 Dodge Charger with a 440 engine that came out of a wrecked highway patrol car (originally had a 383 2bbl that threw a rod). This was my senior year in high school.... more years ago that I care to mention. We'd go out and race them every Friday and Saturday on a country road just outside town. About half the time he'd win and the other half I'd win.... until I finally saved up enough money to buy a huge-ass Holley 850 double-pumper and big electric fuel pump to keep it fed for my 429CJ Torino, then I could consistantly beat him in the quarter mile and top end too. Both our cars were mostly stock otherwise except for the usual wheels & tires, carb and exhaust mods, etc. After school on Friday afternoons, we'd both drive out to a rural cropduster airstrip and fill our tanks with 115/145 purple aviation gas and advance our ignition timing a few more degrees and then become an absolute menace to society for the rest of the weekend. Looking back in time, it was absolute insanity to allow a couple of crazy wild teenage boys to be turned loose on the streets with 400 horsepower cars, but that was a different era for sure. Ahhhh, those were the good old days. Wish I could go back and do it all over again :-)

  83. V12? Try W12 by PantyChewer · · Score: 1
    Check out:

    Audi W12 420 BHP luxury sedan and

    VW W12 recordholder 600BHP.

    Like having a twin engine V6 under your hood.

  84. 4-banger by Carnivore · · Score: 1

    4 bangers just NEVER sound cool.

    I beg to differ. The Subaru WRX is equipped with a 4-cylinder boxer, and it sounds pretty damn cool.
    mmmm... turbo.

    1. Re:4-banger by george399 · · Score: 1
      I beg to differ. The Subaru WRX is equipped with a 4-cylinder boxer, and it sounds pretty damn cool. mmmm... turbo.

      Point taken! Let me rephrase: Standard non-race-tuned 4 bangers never sound cool.

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  85. LT1Edit and LS1EDIT is the software by BLKMGK · · Score: 1

    Easy to find, not terribly expensive, but some gotchas that you have to be aware of. Good stuff overall IMO.

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  86. A bit behind the proverbial "power curve" here by Shoten · · Score: 2

    What he's talking about is so far behind the definition of "new" or "cutting edge" that it's kind of absurd. He talks about "monitoring the network" and essentially replacing the relatively static firmware with something that can be manipulated by the user. This is not even new technology, and is universally employed by "tuning" enthusiasts (a la "The Fast and The Furious"). Laptops are used to log data about what is taking place in the car and the engine, and a programmable ECU replaces or overrides the stock one. Without this, it would be impossible to do things like add turbochargers to cars that weren't intended to have them in the first place. The examples I have in the links above are from just one store that caters to Miatas only; there are many options from many manufacturers for many cars.

    I've participated in conversations where someone is essentially trying to debug their "map," or set of engine configuration options in the software, and where others chime in and offer to help. I've seen disucssions of which software is better, and so on. And again, this is all old news, not even cutting edge.

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  87. Shouldn't feed a troll but... by BLKMGK · · Score: 2

    Take your basic 4th gen Supra TT. Clean up the exhaust system to flow better, add an air intake, bypass a MAP sensor to remove boost cut, pull a hose under the hood. Result? 390RWHP and 427flbs all day long. Mid 12s if you can hook, a little tuning will net 11s. This is a drive everyday car that will run circles around a big block in the MPG dept. It will retain all ammenaties like A/C and power windows. Want more power? Dump the stock turbos and put ona single - can you say 600RWHP? Not crank, at the wheels. Some are pushing 900+ on the stock block but the internals are worked.

    Hrm, and many of thse "rice rockets" weigh FAR less than a Chevelle. I also own a TT RX7 and while it makes less power than the Supra it flat out flies due to less weight. It's as modified as I'm willing to go but with the right parts it's got lot's more in it. That's 1.3liters BTW.

    You're right - it's about power to weight! That's why I've got a V8 in a 2500lb Datsun 240Z in the garage. Bye Bye! ;-)

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  88. Digital Hacking Cheaper? by Elpenor · · Score: 1

    "Physical hot rodding isn't cheap because it often involves the inadvertent testing to destruction of new ideas and components. Digital hot rodding, though--where software is used to modify how a vehicle does something--is orders of magnitude cheaper and far more accessible."

    I'm not sure about this... It is just as easy to throw a rod by changing your timing digitally as it is to break your engine with a new physical component.

    Elpenor

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  89. What about CLUSTERS??? by Razzious · · Score: 1

    Thats right folks. As you park your car you plug into the parking lot/garages network and CLUSTER TIME!!!

    Then the real fruitcakes could have theirs set-up to try and cure some horribly evil VIRUS! Can you imagine it? Driving down the road and curing disease all at the same time!

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  90. My 'vette already has this by GreatBallsOfFire · · Score: 0

    I don't even have to bother hacking, I just go to MidAmerica (http://www.madvet.com/) or Eckler's (http://www.ecklers.com/) and buy a drop in PROM already engineered for performance.

    Old news, at best.

  91. A slightly different use of the Hackable data bus by butchhoward · · Score: 1

    There is a company that used to have a product called CarCop that combined a cell phone, GPS system, with monitoring and control of the vehicle systems to detect theft, breakdowns, etc. The system has access to all of the data carried on the vehicle buses and control of all of the vehicle systems accessible via the buses. So they can tell when the car is running, whether it is moving when the engine is not running, and can disable the ignition switch, lock or unlock the doors, etc.

    After failing to sell this in the public sector they switched to fleet sales where it is a big hit with corps needing to monitor vehicles.

    It is also making a comeback as the OnStar system

    They also made the sale to mortgage and leasing companies specializing in high risk loans and leases. The deal the leasing company makes with the consumer is that they will approve the lease or loan if this special module can be installed in the car. The module is used to track the car to prevent theft and to disable the car should the consumer get behind in payments.

  92. Physical Displacement != Power by Spoke · · Score: 1

    You're forgetting the two tools of the trade which are used daily to pump put huge amounts of power:

    Turbo's and Superchargers.

    Let's say your 1.6l Civic makes 130hp stock. Throw on some bolt on aftermarket parts, you might get it up to 145hp. Really do to town on it, tear it down and build it back up with the intention of making lots of horsepower and you'll get close to 200hp.

    Now throw on your typical turbo kit with ~6-7 lbs of boost. Instant 60hp gain. Now you're pushing close to 200hp with just about no loss of mileage under normal driving conditions. Yes, you'll still get 37mpg cruising the freeways!

    Now that little Civic is a real threat to your big Dodge with a weight/hp ratio just about equal. And you don't have to feel guilty about burning a gallon of gas on the way to the grocery store.

    1. Re:Physical Displacement != Power by thufir · · Score: 1

      You are stupid.
      Do the EXACT same things to the big shitty american engine, and its power increase will be far larger than on your shitty econo box rice burner.

      Or you could do the same thing to a perfectly engineered German engine (but wait, I repeat myself), and you will blow both the oily shitty big fat ugly inefficient american crap engine, and the shitty econo fisherprice rice burning engine out of the water.

      German engines are the perfect balance of power, economy and drivability.

    2. Re:Physical Displacement != Power by Spoke · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the complement.

      But did you even read what I wrote?

      Sure you could do the same things to the bigger displacement engine (whether or not its American German or whaterver). But you won't get 37mpg out of those huge engines with the same performance.

  93. Hot rodders help sell cars--Ogg 'em on. by barries · · Score: 1
    The auto industry, though, eventually caught on and realized that hot rodders were helping to sell cars.


    Now, how long until the music publishing conglomerates "get it"?

    - Barrie
  94. Formula One by psgalbraith · · Score: 0

    As the saying goes, there's no replacement for displacement... A 1.6L or whatever Honda is laughable in the face of a common Chevy 350 (5.7L)

    How about compared to a 3L engine of a Formula One car? You might get off the line quicker, but it won't be long before the F1 car catches up. Same for a race motorcycle that, guess what, doesn't have a 5L engine.

    No, it's all all about displacement. It's about power-to-weight ratio.

  95. Cheap alternative to play with. by Jandor14 · · Score: 1
    Since most people don't want to mess around with the computer in there daily driver there are some cheap alternatives. When first experimenting with automotive computing it would be easier to start with a computer that is isolated and only controls one system.

    Megasquirt is a stand alone fuel injection controller. The Megasquirt is a diy project that could be adapted to many engine applications.
    Another good reference is diy-efi.org.

    Both of these sites offer projects that would be smaller scaled and could be relativly cheap. Of course after mastering a diy efi you may be inclined to open up your daily driver!

  96. Car Hackability by dublin · · Score: 2

    One thing that's not often realized or acknowledged by many mech hackers on thier way to becoming gearheads is that the hackability of cars varies quite a bit. Accordingly (no Honda pun intended), all hacks involve tradeoffs. You may be able to squeeze another 15 HP out of that 4-banger, at the cost of shortening it's life considerably. (And grenading those expensive upgrade parts in the process...) Optimizing these tradeoffs is not easy.

    Case in point: Really high performance cars are hard to hack. This just makes sense if you think about it. The simple fact is that what separates high performance cars from their more proletarian brethren is that they have *already* been "pre-hacked" to improve performance. The law of diminishing returns definitely applies here. Hot-rodding Ferraris, Porsches, Vipers, and Cobras is *hard* simply because all the easy, high bang-for-the-buck stuff has already been done, and then some. What's left is almost by definition in the "not worth the money" category. (Of course, that doesn't stop the legion that has more money than sense, especially if they can afford these cars in the first place. These people ruin a lot of good cars.) If you want to hack for hacking's sake, start with something other than the top end, unless you like low ROI. Otherwise, buy a fast car and enjoy it with no or minor tweaks.

    There are cars out there that are designed with very conservative safety/durability margins that are eminently hackable. (RX-7s come to mind, as do Miatas, Mustangs and GM F-bodies. The new Focus is shaping up to be a really good candidate, perhaps becoming the Datsun 510 of this decade, but Ford, as usual, makes it hard to order all the right bits.) Also, don't forget the time-tested method of getting the big win: engine swaps. If you choose a bigger engine from the same manufacturer, these are often not even all that difficult, and usually (at least until you break out the "blue-tip wrench") offer a fall-back position, if things don't work.

    Although little Japanese motors can be hacked, I don't think many of them are practical hacks, since you quickly have to start upgrading everythign else once you've started. Thisis why there's still a lot of truth in the old hot-rodder's saying, "There are two ways to win: cubic inches, or cubic dollars." V8s and engine swaps remain popular because they offer the former. I'd put most Asian hacks in the latter category, and if you're going to do that, why not just buy a fast car in the first place, as it will almost always produce superior results?

    Remember one last thing: Power is your friend, weight is you enemy. Very few hot-rodders put much effort into weight reduction (and it's hard on many modern cars), but keep that in mind when buying a car - A Miata is relatively at least as hackable as a Mustang because of this. Starting light and going lighter can make a tremendous difference. If you really want light, buy a Lotus: Colin Chapman once said he designed Lotus race cars with the following in mind: "The perfect car disintegrates as it crosses the finish line." *That's* performance optimization, gentlemen.

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    "The future's good and the present is nothing to sneeze at." - Roblimo's last ./ post
    1. Re:Car Hackability by dbrower · · Score: 2
      If you really want light, buy a Lotus: Colin Chapman once said he designed Lotus race cars with the following in mind: "The perfect car disintegrates as it crosses the finish line." *That's* performance optimization, gentlemen.

      Chapman was also a manufacturer who, when given the option of using a Lucas-like part that would disintegrate in 18 months that cost X, or a Bosch-like part that would last forever at X+30% asked, "how long is our warranty?" One man's optimization...

      -dB

      --
      "It if was easy to do, we'd find someone cheaper than you to do it."
  97. Hacking cars by aelfwyne · · Score: 0

    Years ago I was into the "Turbo Dodge" cars from the 80s. These could have HUGE horsepower gains from reprogramming the engine computer. You could get a pre-reprogrammed one from Mopar, but the best option was to get one custom-programmed for your particular car's stats.

    The main reason it was difficult to do was because you needed an eeprom burner, and few people have those, so everybody paid this one guy who would program the computers for the Mopar Dodges, named Neil...

    Now with the newer cars that have been announced running Windows CE, I bet all of this just got easier... as well as crashing them getting easier :)

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    -- If it ain't broke - overclock it more.
  98. Technophilia by soupforare · · Score: 1

    It doesn't matter if it's cars or computers man.
    It still gets me going ;)

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    --- Do you believe in the day?
  99. Stupid OBD-II by Rorschach1 · · Score: 2

    I just want to replace my on-board diagnostics port with something useful... like maybe SNMP. Seriously, who creates an interface standard that specifies a connector but not the electrical characteristics of the connector? Give me 9600 or 19200 bps data from a 9-pin RS-232 connector in a standard, well-documented format. I should be able to download the MIBs for a Honda Accord to my laptop, plug it in to the port, and watch all of the engine parameters in a standard viewer.

    1. Re:Stupid OBD-II by func · · Score: 1

      Dude, check out that www.pocketlogger.com that I was talking about - I just bought one for my DSM, but they claim to have an ODM-II version as well. I haven't received mine yet, but they're pretty popular for DSM's - when I was shopping for my new car, I kept seeing Talon's for sale that came with their own Palm and pocketlogger. At first I was like "WTF?", but now that I have the car and see it's potential, I understand. It's really just a converter that swaps that ISO 9141-2 interface into an RS-232. That's what you're looking for, right?

  100. Hey, I'm about to network my M500 to my DSM by func · · Score: 1

    Check it out - www.pocketlogger.com - they make some palm software and line level converter cable so that I can hook my palm directly to my ECU. It'll log all the important stuff at about 20 Hz, and display it in realtime with fancy graphs. I can output things like RPM over time to a csv file, so with a little logic, total vehicle weight, gear ratios, tires sizes, and the assumption that my AWD is hooking up, I could even plot approximate hp and torque curves for each gear after a run.

    I can play with the injector settings and various solenoids too, but can't actually reprogram the ignition or fuel maps, but that's OK. On these 1g DSM's, all you have to do is mess with the wastegate solenoid line in order to increase the turbo boost. Very fun car - can't wait to try some rallying in it!

    Plus, imagine how cool it'll be to have a Palm velcroed to the dash beside the Empeg, happily churning out graphs of engine data!

    One more thing - engine size is one thing, but induction is another. This little 2l 4 cyl turbo makes 195 hp stock. Double the boost pressure, and it makes a lot more - can you say four wheel power slide? I like it. Plus the car is a Laser - it doesn't look like much to the rice boys, at least until the turbo spools. :)

  101. GM hacks have been available for a while by PsychoKiller · · Score: 2, Informative

    If you go here you can find the assembly code readouts for most GM cars. These are really well documented, and this is how I tune my Firebird.

    Modern GM cars come with what is called a memcal. This plugs into the ECM, and it contains the PROM, some filter networks for the knock sensor, and some basic circuitry to run in 'limp home mode' if the PROM fails.

    There are people retrofitting these systems to every possible configuration, the most popular is the Buick Grand National/SyTy/Turbo Sunbird ECM because it supports boost conditions, or the 90-92 Firebird ECM because they are so easy to find.

    There is even an open source tuner program for Firebirds and Camaros to watch the ALDL datastream and see everything that is going on inside your engine.

    It's a real hacker culture, and I enjoy reading all the discussions that go on.

  102. Also available: carbytes, tunercat, freescan by Fracture · · Score: 1
    check out this site for a ton of info on hacking cars with fuel injection. It doesn't get updated very often (many links are dead), but there is some good info to be found if you're interested

    I've got an '94 LT1 in my '86 Jaguar XJS. It runs 14sec 1/4mi at ~100mph. Crosses the finish line in 2nd gear (running 2.88 gears) and can get over 30mpg with long hwy driving. Car computer hacked with LT1Edit by Carputing.

  103. Thanks Bill Cosby by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    100 miles to the gallon, too!

    If the fan belt breaks I use a rubber band!

    Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

    1. Re:Thanks Bill Cosby by tang · · Score: 1

      I've used pantyhose to replace my fan belt. No Joke :)

  104. Ouch. by Lexic0n · · Score: 1

    "Some specialized in primarily cosmetic changes, others in drag-strip performance or stock car racing, while others went on to create their own designs from scratch, often using off-the-self parts as source materials."

    1. Re:Ouch. by dawu · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the proofreading. I just checked my original copy and the misspelling's in there as well. It made it through at least three different reviewers. Wonder why my spelling checquer didn't find it...

      -dawu@diamondcluster.com

  105. Technomotive by africanswallow · · Score: 1

    There's a company called Technomotive that does ECU upgrades for the Talon/Eclipse/Laser trio of cars. What makes them different is that their upgrade "Stages" include an ECU lockout that prevents starting the car until a certain pedal combination is pressed, using the factory boost gauge for O2 sensor read-outs/injector duty cycle/spark advance among other things, removal of ECU imposed limits. The coolest mod of all, a "stutterbox" that lets you floor the car at the drag strip line and limit your revs to your optimal launch point. When you pop out the clutch the stutterbox is disengaged, your revs are unleashed and you launch like a bat out of hell. The guy(s) behind the company started it as a total hobby, dumping ECU instructions, etc, and ended up building a laptop-based data logger that can capture/control all of the engine's inputs and outputs. The website for the Talon/Eclipse/Lasers is at DSM.org and is one of the first that I know of that used MySQL and modperl.

  106. RX-8!! Re:Rotaries Rock!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    yesterday we went to the local dealer to ask about RX-8 or getting on a list or something... apparently won't be available this year.

    I regret getting rid of my RX-2s and RX-3s. I never bought an RX-7 - didn't like 'em.

    I CAN'T WAIT for RX-8!!!

  107. CAN bus (on topic! :) by bored · · Score: 1

    Nice how this sparked a discussion about everything but what the article is accually about. So... in usual /. fasion I will post good techical info, lets see if it gets ignored.



    CAN (controller area network) bus, seems to be mostly what he was taking about, and the hint that the information is public? Try this site about CAN. It is an ISO standard and is used for everything from automobile's to factory automation. The author of the above site doesn't have the ISO docs but he does have some good pdf's. If your interrested in tools or more info there is of course google google.

  108. Bonehead Article by fourbeer · · Score: 1

    This guy does not know what he is talking about. I used to write firmware for engine and transmission controllers. The parameters for the performance limits are usually burned into an eeprom or flash chip on the controller board somewhere.

    How can you burn data into an eeprom/flash if you don't know the proper commands? How can you reverse engineer the command if you don't see it on the bus? It is not possible. These controllers are black boxes that can not be reverse engineered. You need to have schematics and source code and documentation to modify the parameters, to know the format the parameters are stored in memory and where they are stored.

  109. Hack the CD changer bus by Vince · · Score: 1

    I like hacking the CD changer bus to allow you to control many gigs of mp3s instead of 6 lowly CDs, like PhatNoise.

  110. Quality, Comfort and Safety. by thufir · · Score: 1

    I rather have my comfortable and quality car than a shitty little rice car.

    My BMW weighs more than your shitty acura or whatever because it uses metal instead of plastic where it is needed. It uses leather instead of cloth or vinal. It uses quality parts, instead of shitty little plastic trinkets. Aluminum instead of thin thin steal.

    Take a look at any jap sports car. They are cheaply made, and are filled with plastic. They are cramped and uncomfortable.

    For example, take out a window motor, or a sunroof motor (if you have one) from both your rice burner and a german car. The German car will utilize low gauge wire instead of chicken wire, and the housing will be metal instead of plastic. Do you know why? Because Bosch makes quality parts that last, not shit that falls apart in the box like japs do.

    Compare anything that is made in both japan and made in europe. See which falls apart first.

    1. Re:Quality, Comfort and Safety. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Umm..actually, my little jap race car is far from cramped, on the contrary, it's quite roomy for a 2x2. I'd be willing to be that it has more room than a 3-series coupe. It also has real Recaro seats, which I may add, are very comfortable; and if you know anything about cars, then you know what Recaros are.

      In fact, my ex-boss owns an M3 that falls apart far more than my "jap" car. To BMW, you buy a $60k car, and they give you an $8 POS wrench (to fix the crappy car you just bought) that you'll break within the first week.

      Not to mention, my car would beat said german car in any race, straight line or not, thanks to its 2300lb. curb weight, Lotus tuned suspension (Yes, thats Lotus, as in Lotus Elise), and AWD. Oh, did I forget to mention the highly turbocharged inline-4? Ooops.

      Oh wait...my car's 13 years old...no you're right, german cars do last longer. Now, let me go find a VW Corrado G60 that hasnt had $3000 worth of supercharger problems....

    2. Re:Quality, Comfort and Safety. by thufir · · Score: 1

      That is a bet you would loose my friend.

      Wow, it has Recaro seats. Guess what? It probably didn't come with those, and it would be a trivial task to add them to any car. My friend has a set of Recaro seats in his Volvo, and yes they are comfy around the track, but for a long trip, they get VERY tiresome.

      You are wrong on beating my car as well. I have tracked my car multiple times. Many were at Mosport. Mosport is the biggest (i think) track in Canada, and is where such races as the American Lemans have raced (you should have seen the last one, on turn two when the audi hit the wall @ something like 300kph -- I was there! on turn 2! what a sight).

      I have never been beaten by any rice/jap car. The only cars I get beaten by are race prepared M3s. No american or jap car has ever touched me.

      Infact, I love when the stupid slant eyes show up at the race with their Acura Type-Rs thinking they are all that. Man do they get blown away by me and most of my friends cars. They are so slow off the line due to NO FUCKING TORQUE, which is what a turbocharge-4 is like BTW, and their shitty FWD can't keep up with us on the turns either.

      13 Years old? Sorry to rock your boat here, but that is NOTHING.

      My winter car is an 1985 VW Jetta with 400,836km on it and it still runs perfectly. The only thing I replaced in the last 2 years was the alternators voltage regulator, as it was the ORIGINAL. Yes thats right, 18 years old and finally the voltage regulator burned out, probably because of improved sound system which can take quite a few amps.

      Get a life.. and while you are at it, get a real car.

    3. Re:Quality, Comfort and Safety. by thufir · · Score: 1

      Oh, I just noticed another error/lie in your post.
      The only AWD system that has ever been proven to help at all on a track is Audi's Quattro system, and BTW: Audi is GERMAN.

      All other AWD systems, ESPECIALLY a 13 year old one, simply sap too much power from the engine, and screw up the geometry of the suspention too much, to be of any help on the track. The only point in time that AWD has any effect on the track is accellerating out of a turn (whilst still turning). It may have enough of an edge over FWD to compensate for the loss of RearWheel HP and messed up suspention geometry. But compared to RWD, it is actually a disadvantage.

      And as for in a straight line, AWD does almost nothing, as the increased traction that helps a bit in the VERY VERY beginning, doesn't at all compensate for the continously lost power all the time.

      Of course none of those points you used have anything to do with my original post, but pointing out their error simply shows how little you know.

    4. Re:Quality, Comfort and Safety. by BigBlockMopar · · Score: 2

      Umm..actually, my little jap race car is far from cramped, on the contrary, it's quite roomy for a 2x2. I'd be willing to be that it has more room than a 3-series coupe.

      Possibly, but I'm 6'4". I stick with American cars, because they're the only ones into which I fit comfortably.

      It also has real Recaro seats, which I may add, are very comfortable; and if you know anything about cars, then you know what Recaros are.

      No, actually, I've rebuilt engines. I rewired a 1957 Imperial Limousine which was used when the Queen visited Canada. And I helped a professional coachbuilder with the final body assembly of the restoration of a Cord (note, Cord, not Accord). I've heard the name "Recaro" bandied about by those who think they know a lot about cars but don't know a crowfoot wrench from a distributor wrench. I think I know something about cars, yet I don't know why the name Recaro is so important to ricers.

      I do know what Simpson seats are, are these similar?

      Please, thrall me with your acumen.

      In fact, my ex-boss owns an M3 that falls apart far more than my "jap" car. To BMW, you buy a $60k car, and they give you an $8 POS wrench (to fix the crappy car you just bought) that you'll break within the first week.

      A "POS" wrench? Explain. For despite knowing how to use an English wheel, I'm unclear as to what a POS wrench would be.

      Not to mention, my car would beat said german car in any race, straight line or not, thanks to its 2300lb. curb weight,

      During acceleration, inertia effectively throws the weight of the car back, resulting in less pressure pushing the front wheels into contact with the road. Your little FWD econobox therefore will have a harder time getting traction under acceleration. There's a reason why virtually all classes of professional racing, from NHRA to NASCAR to F1 to Ralleye, do not use front wheel drive cars.

      But I'm sure you already knew that, for you are smarter than I because you know what Recaro seats are.

      Lotus tuned suspension (Yes, thats Lotus, as in Lotus Elise),

      "My Celeron will beat your Cray!"

      "Why?"

      "Because I tuned it."

      [sigh]

      Dude. Does your car have MacPherson struts on the front suspension? Yes? If so, then the very design of your car introduces a handling error that you cannot work around.

      MacPherson struts are popular because they're cheap and light.

      Performance vehicles almost universally use a double-A-arm and coil spring or double-A-arm and torsion bar system, because the pivot during steering can be dead center in the wheel if you have the right rim offset.

      With a MacPherson strut, it's at the top plates. Measure the distance from your struts' top plates to the centerline of each front wheel. The distance from that pivot point to the centerline of the wheel can be seen as the pivot offset, and would be the longest (non-hypotenuse) side of a right-angled triangle. Turn the steering wheel to the end of its travel, measure the angle of rotation about the pivot point, and use sin (theta) = (opposite) / (hypotenuse) to solve for (opposite). That number is how much your wheel moves forward or back within its wheel well as you steer. Less is, obviously, better.

      But I'm sure you already knew that, because you also know that little green Lotus stickers on your fenders make your car go faster, right?

      and AWD. Oh, did I forget to mention the highly turbocharged inline-4? Ooops.

      "All Wheel Drive" = transverse mount front-wheel-drive with a chain driving a slipping clutch differential on the rear wheels. Or some similar variant, where the car is primarily front wheel drive and the rear wheels have only differential power applied.

      Test for that? Jack up the front of the car. Place it on jack stands. Start the car, put your foot on the brakes and then put it into drive. (If you know how to drive a stickshift, you'd put it into 1st gear and let out the clutch at the friction point.) Okay. Your speedometer is moving, but you aren't: your front wheels are spinning, and the rear wheels are stationary. That's All-Wheel-Drive. Differential effect won't couple power to the rear wheels when the front wheels are slipping. So what's the point?

      Slight advantage during cornering, with all four wheels on the ground, but mostly the marketing makes hausfrau think that they won't get stuck in snow.

      Wow. "Highly turbocharged". What's your wastegate set to? How convinced are you that his BMW is "falling apart" whilst your "highly turbocharged" motor is gonna last?

      Take a Celeron 500. Overclock it to 1GHz. Compare it to a Pentium III @800MHz. Wow. You're faster. But how long will it last before thermal cycling cracks the silicon die?

      Oh wait...my car's 13 years old...

      Ah. "Lotus Tuned" and 13 years old. Wow. You've got an Isuzu. You're so cool. People in Kias must look down on you, but you're the envy of every Excel owner.

      Oh yeah, and those Isuzus *do* have MacPherson struts. I've changed them. No, you could *not* outhandle a Beamer. In fact, you couldn't outhandle a 1971 Chevrolet Impala with a loose tie-rod end and a broken sway-bar, but I'm sure you already knew that.

      no you're right, german cars do last longer. Now, let me go find a VW Corrado G60 that hasnt had $3000 worth of supercharger problems....

      Lemme find an Isuzu that's still worth $300 by the time it's 10 years old.

      Have you checked where your A-pillars meet the firewall? The Isuzu Impulse and the Stylus both seem to generate tiny little stress fractures there because there's too much body flex. You might want to pull out your MIG welder and box that area a little.

      Oh... Mommy won't let you have a MIG welder? Wow, that's a bummer. And yet you're inspiring because you've overcome that sufficiently to be such an authority on cars.

      Wow. I bet the chicks just dig your 17-year-old pimply ass in your 13-year-old Isuzu. Does it help you get laid? Can I be your friend?

      --
      Fire and Meat. Yummy.
  111. What about viruses? by anonymous_wombat · · Score: 1

    Connect the car and the world with TCP/IP?
    If these engineers can't imagine that anyone would want to hack their own system, what about other peoples systems? Does the car have a static ip address? How long do you think it will be before cars are moving without anyone stepping on the gas?

  112. Beowulf Cluster by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I bolted a new Civic to a 70's Vette, and then attached them both to the side of a porsche (the porsche is for handling, the vette is for power, and the Civic has a 9 " exhaust tip that just looks Uber cool)

  113. I can see it now... by Un1v4c · · Score: 1


    "I just upgraded my chip to the super XP111 and updated the rom with luvgrl69's modded version I got in the chatroom, I kick ass"
    "Watch me take this corner man!"

    "OMFG!! luvgrl gave me the UGotNOBrakes virus!!"

    --

    I gave myself to Jesus, but now he never calls
  114. The REAL ultimate hacker car by Medievalist · · Score: 2

    /.
    I have a car with at least 40 separate processors connected to an internal network, that is currently getting 43 miles to the gallon (I expect to hit 50 mpg in warmer weather), seats five, accelerates briskly from a light, and has not only digital readouts but also a centrally mounted touch screen that I can run diagnostics from.

    OK, I admit it... IT CAME THAT WAY FROM THE FACTORY! Go buy a Toyota Prius today, it's a three month waiting list and $20,000 US but the price is going to go way, way up as soon as Detroit gets their hybrid on the road (due to George Bush the Elder barfing on the Japanese prime minister, or something like that).

    If your car gets less than 33 mpg, you are not a hacker, you're an end-user (unless you get less than 15 mpg, in which case you're at best a script kiddie). And let's face it, driving a gas-guzzler is unpatriotic - American soldiers don't need to die just so you can impress girls with your supercharged V8.

    There's a guy on the priusmods list who has a Russian surplus light-gathering snooperscope wired into his LCD, and he can drive almost silently with the lights out at night, only tire noise and the quiet singing of the inverters can be heard. THAT'S *real* *hacking*.

    And yes, there is an active prius hacker community that has already cracked part of the communication protocol - despite Toyota's inability to help us (Toyota bought the AVC LAN technology from Hitachi, unfortunately under a non-disclosure agreement they now regret).

    --Charlie

    1. Re:The REAL ultimate hacker car by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OK, I admit it... IT CAME THAT WAY FROM THE FACTORY! Go buy a Toyota Prius today, it's a three month waiting list and $20,000 US but the price is going to go way, way up as soon as Detroit gets their hybrid on the road (due to George Bush the Elder barfing on the Japanese prime minister, or something like that).

      If your car gets less than 33 mpg, you are not a hacker, you're an end-user (unless you get less than 15 mpg, in which case you're at best a script kiddie). And let's face it, driving a gas-guzzler is unpatriotic - American soldiers don't need to die just so you can impress girls with your supercharged V8.

      I find this very hard to take from the guy who drives a Japanese car. Maybe this is just a troll, but kiss my ass.

      There, I feel better.
    2. Re:The REAL ultimate hacker car by Medievalist · · Score: 2

      So, let me get this straight - you won't buy cars from the Japanese?

      Sounds like racism to me, Mr. Coward.

      Or perhaps you'd care to supply another explanation?

      Does oil burned by American cars somehow *not* profit a bunch of war-mongers in the middle east?

      Do autos made of parts outside this country (and in some cases, such as Ford's made-in-Mexico-from-Japanese-plans models, the whole car's made abroad) somehow become "American" as soon as a robot glues on that Detroit hood badge?

      Does buying a lousy car from an multi-national corporation that mistreats American workers (think Flint, Michigan) somehow seem like a patriotic act to you?

      I bought my car from an American who owns a Toyota dealership. He makes good money doing good work.

      You, Mr. Coward, need to come to terms with reality. And get a real car.

      Driving a gas-guzzler is unpatriotic.
      --Charlie

  115. Muscle vs Rice . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    . . . sweet jesus I hate hearing this argument over and over and over. Hot rodders are hor rodders and hackers. I've had V8's I've had 4 bangers. They can both be made to move quickly. Period. They can both be made to handle (even old live axles cars). What do I drive now, a Honda, why because it's fun to play with high tech goodies and it's fun to have and econo looking car that that is normally aspirated and puts 232 HP to the wheels. Can I beat V8's, yes some, can I be beaten by V8 american muschle most certainly. But for mit was the challange of build a 2 liter motor that put more that 200 to the wheels on my own. I did it and I'm happy. Have I surprised a few people yes, have I been surprised most certainly. Are some 'rice' cars just rediculous, yes, are some muscle cars yes. As far as car hacking goes, just have fun and stop crying. Oh and getting back to the article, cheap engine management that is plug and play is here. $1200 might not be cheap to some but just 5+ years ago it was unheard of.

  116. OTR Trucking by Webmoth · · Score: 2

    My brother is a mechanic for one of the top diesel engine manufacturers.

    He tells me that there are a number of performance tweaks on modern OTR (Over-the-Road) diesel engines which can be done through a laptop interface. That is, it's already implemented from the factory, all you have to do is adjust some parameters.

    However, should a customer want something tweaked, they pay several thousand dollars (i.e., more HP). Sure, it only takes 15 minutes for my bro to tweak it, but the $$$ is to pay for the increased rate of failure-under-warranty. Occasionally, he'll do the tweak but not charge for it if the engine is out of warranty.

    --
    Give me my freedom, and I'll take care of my own security, thank you.
  117. Re:Gasoline subsidizes terrorism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The World Trade Center towers fell to avenge over one million Iraqi children starved to death by US sanctions.
    US Ambassador April Glaspie specifically told Saddam Hussein the US would not interfere in inter-Arab conflicts even if Iraq invaded Kuwait.
    These are facts that are not dependant on interpretation. All the facist howling trolls in the world can't change them.
    When you waste oil products, you are subsidizing deceit, cruelty, terrorism, bad politics, starvation of innocents, and the death of US soldiers.
    Think about it. Stop jerking that knee. Think about it. Do the research, you have Internet skills, THINK!

  118. Gearing and strong metal win tractor pulls by Medievalist · · Score: 1

    /.
    Clearly, you have never encountered a Mercedes UniMog, which can dominate a tractor pull with its 75hp engine. Mogs can pull a 16-ton trailer... it's all about the gearing you know (and German metallurgy - you can keep your crappy Detroit steel).

    Oh, and I'm talking about the REAL UniMog, not the fake mog-inspired SUV that just went on the market under the same name.

    --Charlie

  119. NASCAR = ANTISEMITISM by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Plus, the blood of uncounted thousands of Arabs, and all those people in NYC that went down in the WTC!

  120. Re:V12? Try W12 by GregWebb · · Score: 1

    Nice, but a touch excessive.

    This is getting way OT so please feel free to ignore this, but my perception is that the VAG W12 engine, W8 Passat, Touareg, Phaeton, W12 Coupe, Bugatti Veyron and maybe even Bentley are a very unsubtle attempt by Ferdinand Pietch (VW Boss, sp?) to make his mark on history. Thing is, he's retiring pretty soon, and suddenly this large crop of odd but very impressive vehicles all turn up at once... Example of how unsubtle - the Veyron is currently being specified with a quad-turbo W18 8.4l (IIRC) engine outputting 987 BHP IIRC, with a projected top speed of over 250MPH - to do which you'd have to call VW to book an engineer who'd check the thing was safe, fir custom tyres and remove the limiter. You'd do your high speed run, he'd swap the tyres back and put the limiter on.

    Ferdinand Pietch has my respect as an engineer regardless. He was responsible for the truly awesome Porsche 917 and nothing takes that away. But, as a boss, no. This worries me and just looks, well, silly. Strong rumour at the moment is that Berndt Piesetsrieder (ex-BMW boss, currently boss of Seat who VW own and getting promoted when FP leaves. Oh, I've almost certainly spelt that wrongly...) will gently run down the Phaeton, ignore the W12 and leave it about as relevant to VW as the Mercedes C1-11, and only build as many Veyrons as he has deposits for then quietly shut up about Bugatti.

    The other thing I have to wonder about is ROI in engineering terms. Thing is, Audi have been experimenting with W format engines for years. Memory says the gorgeous Avus concept had a 3 bank W12. Memory also says that all the W engines spent massively long under development because getting inlet, exhaust and cooling working properly is a nightmare. Not convinced they wouldn't have been better pouring the energy into something more conventional, personally...

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  121. Convergence by shumacher · · Score: 1

    One thing I haven't seen mentioned here is the increased convergence happening in cars. It used to be that the car manufacturers would create a chassis, add a wiper assembly, add an engine, add a door, a door lock, a transmission, ad nauseum. Each would be a more-or-less separate system, and no system would share information with another system. I'm starting to see much of this change. We have cars now that turn on the rear wiper when the wipers are on and the car is in reverse. We have cars that lock the doors when a certain speed is exceeded. Power windows detect the closing and opening of the door and adjust to allow easier closing and a better seal. Some cars can tell whose key is in the ignition, and adjust the seat to accomidate the current driver. It's only a matter of time before the same system also manages radio presets and adaptive transmission shift profiles. When this sort of environment becomes more common in cars, there will be much more hacking to be done. :)

  122. No more transmissions shifts, either. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The vehicle speed sensor (VSS) isn't there just for fun -- it's provides the transmission a critical chunk of data which it uses to decide which is the appropriate gear.

    Think, McFly... think!

  123. Re: THE VIDEO OF A CIVIC HATCHBACK BURNING A VIPER by sketchkid · · Score: 1

    Civic HB burning a Viper

    heres the video the dude above was talking about

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  124. NOS && Gearing && forced air != 11 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    there's no way in hell a Civic would get 11s just from just NOS, better gearing and forced air. I'm a "ricer", and even I know it can't be done. Low 14s/high 13s? Maybe, with LOTS of NOS, but 11s? Now, maybe add a turbo and gut the car...

    Also, your "37 mpg" is way off. By the time they're done adding turbos and gearing you'd be lucky if you're getting 20 mpg. Sorry, you can't magically pull all that power out of thin air, has to come from the fuel, and remember that turbo needs high octane too.

    Remember that Civics start as 16-17 second cars, you can't just jump down to 11s with a healthy shot of NOS and better gearing

  125. Heh check out THIS site... by BLKMGK · · Score: 1

    HybridZ.org and JagsThatRun.com (.org?) Sorry, not sure how to make links. Am well aware of theDIY-EFI folks but they seem to concentrate on eithe rmaking their own box or using older OEM GM stuff - bleah. I like the later FLASH programmable LT1 and LS1 stuff better but it's still got some gotchas including cost if you don't get it with a motor....

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