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I guess you've never seen www.fufme.com.

I don't mind this kind of stuff being done over a LAN, but over the Internet? Packet loss, DDoS, a critical routing point decides to crap out in the middle of surgery...

Halfway across the world seems retarded to me. In the same room using robotics seems absolutely delightful.

Speaking of long-distance stuff, though, it's a shame the FuFme site is no longer running... :-)

the fufme drive becoming a reality.

The technology existed?.

Just when you think you've seen it all, you come across http://www.fufme.com/.

Don't worry, it's not a gross-out site. It's actually a site for a product, and all of the pictures/diagrams are cartoon or computer generated.

Think CUSeeMe but taken further. Yes, "mounting your drive" can now be taken literally. You can even place an order from the site, but I can't imagine anyone buying one of these. Wouldn't lag ruin the moment anyway?

I'm not sure if chatting counts as cheating (though I'm not one to do so anyway), but I would think that "Computer Sex" by use of the Ibrator or FsckU-FsckMe (appears to be offline currently) constitutes cheating for sure.

F-U F-Me

Thanks, Slashdot, for making V-Day a little more inane than it already is.

--K

I can't believe nobody's yet flashed on the obvious technology that fits every mentioned qualification.

And Steve Jobs' interest is hardly without precedent.

reboots@random

P.S.: I'm well aware that these are two of the most overused links on SlashDot. Sue me!

I think he means this.

very strange thing. At least is has force feedback (or would that be force feed-forward?)

Hmm...
Replace heat with odor and you have the reason my last girlfriend gave for breaking up with me.
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Can I communicate with partners who use different computers than I do?

Presently FuckU-FuckMe only works with Windows 95, Windows 98 and Windows NT. Macintosh and Linux versions are currently being developed.

Too late:

www.fufme.com

matt

Hey, I think we all thought this when we first saw the CC. e.g. My comment on flyingbuttcats& lt;/A>.

As for marital aids plugging in to keyboard sockets, fufme's web site appears to be no more. A pity, that.

With a few optional attachments, this could become something eerily similar to a FuFme unit.

I also added a vibrator to it as well..


You better not try to market that. I'm afraid it's already been patented.

Unless you're talking about this.

yeah, but can it run something pictured on this page?
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Already been done (I think)

www.fufme.com

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Already done:

http://www.fufme.com

I'm not sure whether this is a joke, or if it's real!

I want first dibs on sperm.banc (actually that has conjured up bizarre wondering about how online sperm banking would actually work...)

This would work pretty well as a collection device.

There already is just the machine your talking abuot. Well, I think its a joke, but take a look. here

Another Slashdotter had this link in their sig on some other discussion a few weeks ago:
http://www.fufme.com/

Mike

fufme

here are my submissions...

HardOCP -burning silicon

CapAlert -burning witches

FUFME -uhh, fish

PADI -neoprene

Java -burnt coffee

While slightly offtopic, this website purports to sell another device to be attached to your computer that, ahem, mimicks another human sense. This is hilarious. I promise you want to follow this link. And don't forget to click on the "FAQ" :P http://www.fufme.com
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While slightly offtopic, this website purports to sell another device to be attached to your computer that, ahem, mimicks another human sense. This is hilarious. I promise you want to follow this link. And don't forget to click on the "FAQ" :P http://www.fufme.com
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realaroma.com may have something about this. However, it eerily resembles GenitalDrive...

Now what's on the smellevision tonight?

Here's the product, and its for sale now! It runs on Windows software, so it might suffer from unexpected equipment failure.

[I]t's a wonder we haven't started fucking the disk drive slot yet.

Oh, but we have...

:-P

everyone wants a FUFME! ^_^


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Yeah I know almost everyone has seen the link before, but what about the Fu-FMe Remote Sex Solution. Sure it may not be real (yet), but should some horny geeks decide to actually build off the idea, it could mean endless hours of sexual pleasure for geeks like us without the hassle of actually dealing with members of the opposite sex *shudder*

Now that's something all of use /. readers could use :)

Check this out! Nice pointing device placement.

My old Zenith NoteFlex has a trackball right below the spacebar, and the buttons are actually intelligently positioned. Also very easy to use, I point with my right thumb, click with my left, and never move my hands from home row. Try shift-click-drag-drop on a desktop, and you'll suddenly want a trackball under your thumbs, trust me.

I agree, tongues would be nice. I'm not dextrous enough with my foot to use a mouse, altho I did pretty well in Captain Skyhawk on the NES using a foot controller. I can imagine a tongue controller working really well. You could put a Breathalyzer(tm)-style interchangeable tip on the thing. The more I think about this, the less I want to use public phones. My cell phone might cook my brain, but at least it doesn't have someone else's spit on it. I wonder which is more dangerous?

Side-note on the tongue controller. Can we say misused? I thought we could. Then again, a surface covered densely with Trackpoint-style sensors could digitize a backrub. How to reproduce it tho? Throw in some vibrations and things could get positively interesting.

Posting as AC while I'm feeling perverted.

Ok... here it is. The absolutely PERFECT gift for almost any geek is right here.

hey, you wanna see a real hoax? (or maybe, this time, is for real): http://www.fufme.com i have post this story to slashdot without result :( but yes, now i can fuck with my computer!

It depends. It sounds like the improvements are mainly for small packet interactive stuff. If you're downloading dogfelch.mpg, it's not going to be better. OTOH, if your pr0n is interactive (e.g. a FuckU-FuckMe device, MUDsex, whatever) then yeah, this'll be a Good Thing.