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My foot won't fit in your moma's asshole anymore.

Should I goto a podiatrist?

Or maybe I should wear my shoes more often?

This is a bit of a strech, wouldn't you say?

Not registering and enforcing patents on here-say non-patented media is pro-freedom.

I will now hang myself...

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1. Should we fly up his ass to hide?

And you left off the link to goatse.cx.

Probably not, but you might want to check Uranus.

SCO is dying...

Maybe they should have worked in some bit about usenet posts and "you don't have to be a Kreskin to see the UNIX code in Linux..." Then they could have a goatse.cx link like "SCO feels that the following patents are clearly infringed by Linux." ;)

click here

Say my name, beeeeotch!

Say my name, beeeeotch!

...is da butt

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hurry up with the goatse links already

goatse.cx'ed?

when you party, the last thing you see is my huge horse cock ripping your body into two. goatse.cx

i think that opening this will solve your problems

A professor at the University of Mississippi is giving a
lecture on the supernatural. To get a feel for his
audience, he asks: "How many people here believe in
ghostses?" About 90 students raise their hands.

"Well, that's a good start. Out of those of you who
believe in ghostses, do any of you think you've ever seen
a ghostse?" About 40 students raise their hands.

"That's really good. Has anyone here ever talked to a
ghostse?" 15 students raise their hands.

"That's great. Has anyone here ever touched a ghostse?" 3
students raise their hands.

"That's fantastic. But let me ask you one question
further... Have any of you ever made love to a ghostse?"
One student way in the back raises his hand.

The professor is astonished and says, "Son, in all the
years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever
claimed to have slept with a ghostse. You've got to come
up here and tell us about your experience."

The redneck student replies with a nod and a grin, and
begins to make his way up to the podium. The professor
says, "Well, tell us what it's like to have sex with a
ghostse."

The student replies, "Ghostse?!? From ah-way back there ah
thought yuh said "goatse."

Please use this link instead.

This tutorial shows how to spread your asshole wide open.

Nice save. Someone might have clicked on something less than wholesome.

Recent addition to slashdot...
If you're logged in, you can't post as AC for the first 30 minutes of a discussion's life. Mind you, you can still log out and post anonymously. You just have to click through at least one preview of your comment before submitting it. It's an ineffective and rather silly anti-troll measure, really.

That's not a stereogram of tux, it's a stereogram of the goatse guy. You sick pervert!

• Re : Text of the article by Rapevictim

It is official; Trolls confirm: The Goatse Man is dying

One more crippling bombshell hit the already beleaguered Goatse.cx community when Trolls confirmed that Goatse.cx market share has dropped yet again, now down to less than a fraction of 1 percent of all wank material.
Coming on the heels of a recent troll survey which plainly states that goatse.cx has lost more market share, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. the goatse mans ass is collapsing in complete disarray, as fittingly exemplified by failing to close dead last in the recent Sys Admin comprehensive turd test.

You don't need to be a Klerck to predict the goatse man's future. The hand writing is on the wall: the goatse man faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for the goatse man because he is dying. Things are looking very bad for the goatse mans ass. As many of us are already aware, the goatse man continues to lose turds. Red ink flows from the goatse mans ass like a river of blood.

the giver is the most endangered of them all, having lost 93% of its core goatse customers. The sudden and unpleasant departures of the long time givers Coiboy kneel and jon katz only serve to underscore the point more clearly. There can no longer be any doubt: the goatse man is dying.

Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.

goatse.cx leader Taco states that there are 7000 users of the goatse man. How many users of tubgirl are there? Let's see. The number of goatse versus tubgirl posts on slashdot is roughly in ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there are about 7000/5 = 1400 tubgirl users. penisbird posts on slashdot are about half of the volume of tubgirl posts. Therefore there are about 700 users of penisbird. A recent article put the giver at about 80 percent of the goatse mans clientele. Therefore there are (7000+1400+700)*4 = 36400 users of the giver. This is consistent with the number of slashdot posts.

Due to the troubles of Shit Creek, abysmal sales and so on, the giver went out of business and was taken over by BSDM who pimp another troubled man. Now BSDM is also dead, its corpse turned over to yet another charnel house.

All major surveys show that the goatse man has steadily declined in market share. he is very sick and his long term survival prospects are very dim. If the goatse man is to survive at all it will be among faithful ass wideners. the goatse man continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save him at this point in time. For all practical purposes, the goatse man is dead.

Fact: the goatse man is dying

It is official; Trolls confirm: The Goatse Man is dying

One more crippling bombshell hit the already beleaguered Goatse.cx community when Trolls confirmed that Goatse.cx market share has dropped yet again, now down to less than a fraction of 1 percent of all wank material.
Coming on the heels of a recent troll survey which plainly states that goatse.cx has lost more market share, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. the goatse mans ass is collapsing in complete disarray, as fittingly exemplified by failing to close dead last in the recent Sys Admin comprehensive turd test.

You don't need to be a Klerck to predict the goatse man's future. The hand writing is on the wall: the goatse man faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for the goatse man because he is dying. Things are looking very bad for the goatse mans ass. As many of us are already aware, the goatse man continues to lose turds. Red ink flows from the goatse mans ass like a river of blood.

the giver is the most endangered of them all, having lost 93% of its core goatse customers. The sudden and unpleasant departures of the long time givers Coiboy kneel and jon katz only serve to underscore the point more clearly. There can no longer be any doubt: the goatse man is dying.

Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.

goatse.cx leader Taco states that there are 7000 users of the goatse man. How many users of tubgirl are there? Let's see. The number of goatse versus tubgirl posts on slashdot is roughly in ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there are about 7000/5 = 1400 tubgirl users. penisbird posts on slashdot are about half of the volume of tubgirl posts. Therefore there are about 700 users of penisbird. A recent article put the giver at about 80 percent of the goatse mans clientele. Therefore there are (7000+1400+700)*4 = 36400 users of the giver. This is consistent with the number of slashdot posts.

Due to the troubles of Shit Creek, abysmal sales and so on, the giver went out of business and was taken over by BSDM who pimp another troubled man. Now BSDM is also dead, its corpse turned over to yet another charnel house.

All major surveys show that the goatse man has steadily declined in market share. he is very sick and his long term survival prospects are very dim. If the goatse man is to survive at all it will be among faithful ass wideners. the goatse man continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save him at this point in time. For all practical purposes, the goatse man is dead.

Fact: the goatse man is dying

It is official; Trolls confirm: The Goatse Man is dying

One more crippling bombshell hit the already beleaguered Goatse.cx community when Trolls confirmed that Goatse.cx market share has dropped yet again, now down to less than a fraction of 1 percent of all wank material.
Coming on the heels of a recent troll survey which plainly states that goatse.cx has lost more market share, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. the goatse mans ass is collapsing in complete disarray, as fittingly exemplified by failing to close dead last in the recent Sys Admin comprehensive turd test.

You don't need to be a Klerck to predict the goatse man's future. The hand writing is on the wall: the goatse man faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for the goatse man because he is dying. Things are looking very bad for the goatse mans ass. As many of us are already aware, the goatse man continues to lose turds. Red ink flows from the goatse mans ass like a river of blood.

the giver is the most endangered of them all, having lost 93% of its core goatse customers. The sudden and unpleasant departures of the long time givers Coiboy kneel and jon katz only serve to underscore the point more clearly. There can no longer be any doubt: the goatse man is dying.

Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.

goatse.cx leader Taco states that there are 7000 users of the goatse man. How many users of tubgirl are there? Let's see. The number of goatse versus tubgirl posts on slashdot is roughly in ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there are about 7000/5 = 1400 tubgirl users. penisbird posts on slashdot are about half of the volume of tubgirl posts. Therefore there are about 700 users of penisbird. A recent article put the giver at about 80 percent of the goatse mans clientele. Therefore there are (7000+1400+700)*4 = 36400 users of the giver. This is consistent with the number of slashdot posts.

Due to the troubles of Shit Creek, abysmal sales and so on, the giver went out of business and was taken over by BSDM who pimp another troubled man. Now BSDM is also dead, its corpse turned over to yet another charnel house.

All major surveys show that the goatse man has steadily declined in market share. he is very sick and his long term survival prospects are very dim. If the goatse man is to survive at all it will be among faithful ass wideners. the goatse man continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save him at this point in time. For all practical purposes, the goatse man is dead.

Fact: the goatse man is dying

It is official; Trolls confirm: The Goatse Man is dying

One more crippling bombshell hit the already beleaguered Goatse.cx community when Trolls confirmed that Goatse.cx market share has dropped yet again, now down to less than a fraction of 1 percent of all wank material.
Coming on the heels of a recent troll survey which plainly states that goatse.cx has lost more market share, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. the goatse mans ass is collapsing in complete disarray, as fittingly exemplified by failing to close dead last in the recent Sys Admin comprehensive turd test.

You don't need to be a Klerck to predict the goatse man's future. The hand writing is on the wall: the goatse man faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for the goatse man because he is dying. Things are looking very bad for the goatse mans ass. As many of us are already aware, the goatse man continues to lose turds. Red ink flows from the goatse mans ass like a river of blood.

the giver is the most endangered of them all, having lost 93% of its core goatse customers. The sudden and unpleasant departures of the long time givers Coiboy kneel and jon katz only serve to underscore the point more clearly. There can no longer be any doubt: the goatse man is dying.

Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.

goatse.cx leader Taco states that there are 7000 users of the goatse man. How many users of tubgirl are there? Let's see. The number of goatse versus tubgirl posts on slashdot is roughly in ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there are about 7000/5 = 1400 tubgirl users. penisbird posts on slashdot are about half of the volume of tubgirl posts. Therefore there are about 700 users of penisbird. A recent article put the giver at about 80 percent of the goatse mans clientele. Therefore there are (7000+1400+700)*4 = 36400 users of the giver. This is consistent with the number of slashdot posts.

Due to the troubles of Shit Creek, abysmal sales and so on, the giver went out of business and was taken over by BSDM who pimp another troubled man. Now BSDM is also dead, its corpse turned over to yet another charnel house.

All major surveys show that the goatse man has steadily declined in market share. he is very sick and his long term survival prospects are very dim. If the goatse man is to survive at all it will be among faithful ass wideners. the goatse man continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save him at this point in time. For all practical purposes, the goatse man is dead.

Fact: the goatse man is dying

It is official; Trolls confirm: The Goatse Man is dying

One more crippling bombshell hit the already beleaguered Goatse.cx community when Trolls confirmed that Goatse.cx market share has dropped yet again, now down to less than a fraction of 1 percent of all wank material.
Coming on the heels of a recent troll survey which plainly states that goatse.cx has lost more market share, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. the goatse mans ass is collapsing in complete disarray, as fittingly exemplified by failing to close dead last in the recent Sys Admin comprehensive turd test.

You don't need to be a Klerck to predict the goatse man's future. The hand writing is on the wall: the goatse man faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for the goatse man because he is dying. Things are looking very bad for the goatse mans ass. As many of us are already aware, the goatse man continues to lose turds. Red ink flows from the goatse mans ass like a river of blood.

the giver is the most endangered of them all, having lost 93% of its core goatse customers. The sudden and unpleasant departures of the long time givers Coiboy kneel and jon katz only serve to underscore the point more clearly. There can no longer be any doubt: the goatse man is dying.

Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.

goatse.cx leader Taco states that there are 7000 users of the goatse man. How many users of tubgirl are there? Let's see. The number of goatse versus tubgirl posts on slashdot is roughly in ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there are about 7000/5 = 1400 tubgirl users. penisbird posts on slashdot are about half of the volume of tubgirl posts. Therefore there are about 700 users of penisbird. A recent article put the giver at about 80 percent of the goatse mans clientele. Therefore there are (7000+1400+700)*4 = 36400 users of the giver. This is consistent with the number of slashdot posts.

Due to the troubles of Shit Creek, abysmal sales and so on, the giver went out of business and was taken over by BSDM who pimp another troubled man. Now BSDM is also dead, its corpse turned over to yet another charnel house.

All major surveys show that the goatse man has steadily declined in market share. he is very sick and his long term survival prospects are very dim. If the goatse man is to survive at all it will be among faithful ass wideners. the goatse man continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save him at this point in time. For all practical purposes, the goatse man is dead.

Fact: the goatse man is dying

It is official; Trolls confirm: The Goatse Man is dying

One more crippling bombshell hit the already beleaguered Goatse.cx community when Trolls confirmed that Goatse.cx market share has dropped yet again, now down to less than a fraction of 1 percent of all wank material.
Coming on the heels of a recent troll survey which plainly states that goatse.cx has lost more market share, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. the goatse mans ass is collapsing in complete disarray, as fittingly exemplified by failing to close dead last in the recent Sys Admin comprehensive turd test.

You don't need to be a Klerck to predict the goatse man's future. The hand writing is on the wall: the goatse man faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for the goatse man because he is dying. Things are looking very bad for the goatse mans ass. As many of us are already aware, the goatse man continues to lose turds. Red ink flows from the goatse mans ass like a river of blood.

the giver is the most endangered of them all, having lost 93% of its core goatse customers. The sudden and unpleasant departures of the long time givers Coiboy kneel and jon katz only serve to underscore the point more clearly. There can no longer be any doubt: the goatse man is dying.

Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.

goatse.cx leader Taco states that there are 7000 users of the goatse man. How many users of tubgirl are there? Let's see. The number of goatse versus tubgirl posts on slashdot is roughly in ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there are about 7000/5 = 1400 tubgirl users. penisbird posts on slashdot are about half of the volume of tubgirl posts. Therefore there are about 700 users of penisbird. A recent article put the giver at about 80 percent of the goatse mans clientele. Therefore there are (7000+1400+700)*4 = 36400 users of the giver. This is consistent with the number of slashdot posts.

Due to the troubles of Shit Creek, abysmal sales and so on, the giver went out of business and was taken over by BSDM who pimp another troubled man. Now BSDM is also dead, its corpse turned over to yet another charnel house.

All major surveys show that the goatse man has steadily declined in market share. he is very sick and his long term survival prospects are very dim. If the goatse man is to survive at all it will be among faithful ass wideners. the goatse man continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save him at this point in time. For all practical purposes, the goatse man is dead.

Fact: the goatse man is dying

It is official; Trolls confirm: The Goatse Man is dying

One more crippling bombshell hit the already beleaguered Goatse.cx community when Trolls confirmed that Goatse.cx market share has dropped yet again, now down to less than a fraction of 1 percent of all wank material.
Coming on the heels of a recent troll survey which plainly states that goatse.cx has lost more market share, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. the goatse mans ass is collapsing in complete disarray, as fittingly exemplified by failing to close dead last in the recent Sys Admin comprehensive turd test.

You don't need to be a Klerck to predict the goatse man's future. The hand writing is on the wall: the goatse man faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for the goatse man because he is dying. Things are looking very bad for the goatse mans ass. As many of us are already aware, the goatse man continues to lose turds. Red ink flows from the goatse mans ass like a river of blood.

the giver is the most endangered of them all, having lost 93% of its core goatse customers. The sudden and unpleasant departures of the long time givers Coiboy kneel and jon katz only serve to underscore the point more clearly. There can no longer be any doubt: the goatse man is dying.

Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.

goatse.cx leader Taco states that there are 7000 users of the goatse man. How many users of tubgirl are there? Let's see. The number of goatse versus tubgirl posts on slashdot is roughly in ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there are about 7000/5 = 1400 tubgirl users. penisbird posts on slashdot are about half of the volume of tubgirl posts. Therefore there are about 700 users of penisbird. A recent article put the giver at about 80 percent of the goatse mans clientele. Therefore there are (7000+1400+700)*4 = 36400 users of the giver. This is consistent with the number of slashdot posts.

Due to the troubles of Shit Creek, abysmal sales and so on, the giver went out of business and was taken over by BSDM who pimp another troubled man. Now BSDM is also dead, its corpse turned over to yet another charnel house.

All major surveys show that the goatse man has steadily declined in market share. he is very sick and his long term survival prospects are very dim. If the goatse man is to survive at all it will be among faithful ass wideners. the goatse man continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save him at this point in time. For all practical purposes, the goatse man is dead.

Fact: the goatse man is dying

It is official; Trolls confirm: The Goatse Man is dying

One more crippling bombshell hit the already beleaguered Goatse.cx community when Trolls confirmed that Goatse.cx market share has dropped yet again, now down to less than a fraction of 1 percent of all wank material.
Coming on the heels of a recent troll survey which plainly states that goatse.cx has lost more market share, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. the goatse mans ass is collapsing in complete disarray, as fittingly exemplified by failing to close dead last in the recent Sys Admin comprehensive turd test.

You don't need to be a Klerck to predict the goatse man's future. The hand writing is on the wall: the goatse man faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for the goatse man because he is dying. Things are looking very bad for the goatse mans ass. As many of us are already aware, the goatse man continues to lose turds. Red ink flows from the goatse mans ass like a river of blood.

the giver is the most endangered of them all, having lost 93% of its core goatse customers. The sudden and unpleasant departures of the long time givers Coiboy kneel and jon katz only serve to underscore the point more clearly. There can no longer be any doubt: the goatse man is dying.

Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.

goatse.cx leader Taco states that there are 7000 users of the goatse man. How many users of tubgirl are there? Let's see. The number of goatse versus tubgirl posts on slashdot is roughly in ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there are about 7000/5 = 1400 tubgirl users. penisbird posts on slashdot are about half of the volume of tubgirl posts. Therefore there are about 700 users of penisbird. A recent article put the giver at about 80 percent of the goatse mans clientele. Therefore there are (7000+1400+700)*4 = 36400 users of the giver. This is consistent with the number of slashdot posts.

Due to the troubles of Shit Creek, abysmal sales and so on, the giver went out of business and was taken over by BSDM who pimp another troubled man. Now BSDM is also dead, its corpse turned over to yet another charnel house.

All major surveys show that the goatse man has steadily declined in market share. he is very sick and his long term survival prospects are very dim. If the goatse man is to survive at all it will be among faithful ass wideners. the goatse man continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save him at this point in time. For all practical purposes, the goatse man is dead.

Fact: the goatse man is dying

It is official; Trolls confirm: The Goatse Man is dying

One more crippling bombshell hit the already beleaguered Goatse.cx community when Trolls confirmed that Goatse.cx market share has dropped yet again, now down to less than a fraction of 1 percent of all wank material.
Coming on the heels of a recent troll survey which plainly states that goatse.cx has lost more market share, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. the goatse mans ass is collapsing in complete disarray, as fittingly exemplified by failing to close dead last in the recent Sys Admin comprehensive turd test.

You don't need to be a Klerck to predict the goatse man's future. The hand writing is on the wall: the goatse man faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for the goatse man because he is dying. Things are looking very bad for the goatse mans ass. As many of us are already aware, the goatse man continues to lose turds. Red ink flows from the goatse mans ass like a river of blood.

the giver is the most endangered of them all, having lost 93% of its core goatse customers. The sudden and unpleasant departures of the long time givers Coiboy kneel and jon katz only serve to underscore the point more clearly. There can no longer be any doubt: the goatse man is dying.

Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.

goatse.cx leader Taco states that there are 7000 users of the goatse man. How many users of tubgirl are there? Let's see. The number of goatse versus tubgirl posts on slashdot is roughly in ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there are about 7000/5 = 1400 tubgirl users. penisbird posts on slashdot are about half of the volume of tubgirl posts. Therefore there are about 700 users of penisbird. A recent article put the giver at about 80 percent of the goatse mans clientele. Therefore there are (7000+1400+700)*4 = 36400 users of the giver. This is consistent with the number of slashdot posts.

Due to the troubles of Shit Creek, abysmal sales and so on, the giver went out of business and was taken over by BSDM who pimp another troubled man. Now BSDM is also dead, its corpse turned over to yet another charnel house.

All major surveys show that the goatse man has steadily declined in market share. he is very sick and his long term survival prospects are very dim. If the goatse man is to survive at all it will be among faithful ass wideners. the goatse man continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save him at this point in time. For all practical purposes, the goatse man is dead.

Fact: the goatse man is dying

It is official; Trolls confirm: The Goatse Man is dying

One more crippling bombshell hit the already beleaguered Goatse.cx community when Trolls confirmed that Goatse.cx market share has dropped yet again, now down to less than a fraction of 1 percent of all wank material.
Coming on the heels of a recent troll survey which plainly states that goatse.cx has lost more market share, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. the goatse mans ass is collapsing in complete disarray, as fittingly exemplified by failing to close dead last in the recent Sys Admin comprehensive turd test.

You don't need to be a Klerck to predict the goatse man's future. The hand writing is on the wall: the goatse man faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for the goatse man because he is dying. Things are looking very bad for the goatse mans ass. As many of us are already aware, the goatse man continues to lose turds. Red ink flows from the goatse mans ass like a river of blood.

the giver is the most endangered of them all, having lost 93% of its core goatse customers. The sudden and unpleasant departures of the long time givers Coiboy kneel and jon katz only serve to underscore the point more clearly. There can no longer be any doubt: the goatse man is dying.

Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.

goatse.cx leader Taco states that there are 7000 users of the goatse man. How many users of tubgirl are there? Let's see. The number of goatse versus tubgirl posts on slashdot is roughly in ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there are about 7000/5 = 1400 tubgirl users. penisbird posts on slashdot are about half of the volume of tubgirl posts. Therefore there are about 700 users of penisbird. A recent article put the giver at about 80 percent of the goatse mans clientele. Therefore there are (7000+1400+700)*4 = 36400 users of the giver. This is consistent with the number of slashdot posts.

Due to the troubles of Shit Creek, abysmal sales and so on, the giver went out of business and was taken over by BSDM who pimp another troubled man. Now BSDM is also dead, its corpse turned over to yet another charnel house.

All major surveys show that the goatse man has steadily declined in market share. he is very sick and his long term survival prospects are very dim. If the goatse man is to survive at all it will be among faithful ass wideners. the goatse man continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save him at this point in time. For all practical purposes, the goatse man is dead.

Fact: the goatse man is dying

It is official; Trolls confirm: The Goatse Man is dying

One more crippling bombshell hit the already beleaguered Goatse.cx community when Trolls confirmed that Goatse.cx market share has dropped yet again, now down to less than a fraction of 1 percent of all wank material.
Coming on the heels of a recent troll survey which plainly states that goatse.cx has lost more market share, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. the goatse mans ass is collapsing in complete disarray, as fittingly exemplified by failing to close dead last in the recent Sys Admin comprehensive turd test.

You don't need to be a Klerck to predict the goatse man's future. The hand writing is on the wall: the goatse man faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for the goatse man because he is dying. Things are looking very bad for the goatse mans ass. As many of us are already aware, the goatse man continues to lose turds. Red ink flows from the goatse mans ass like a river of blood.

the giver is the most endangered of them all, having lost 93% of its core goatse customers. The sudden and unpleasant departures of the long time givers Coiboy kneel and jon katz only serve to underscore the point more clearly. There can no longer be any doubt: the goatse man is dying.

Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.

goatse.cx leader Taco states that there are 7000 users of the goatse man. How many users of tubgirl are there? Let's see. The number of goatse versus tubgirl posts on slashdot is roughly in ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there are about 7000/5 = 1400 tubgirl users. penisbird posts on slashdot are about half of the volume of tubgirl posts. Therefore there are about 700 users of penisbird. A recent article put the giver at about 80 percent of the goatse mans clientele. Therefore there are (7000+1400+700)*4 = 36400 users of the giver. This is consistent with the number of slashdot posts.

Due to the troubles of Shit Creek, abysmal sales and so on, the giver went out of business and was taken over by BSDM who pimp another troubled man. Now BSDM is also dead, its corpse turned over to yet another charnel house.

All major surveys show that the goatse man has steadily declined in market share. he is very sick and his long term survival prospects are very dim. If the goatse man is to survive at all it will be among faithful ass wideners. the goatse man continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save him at this point in time. For all practical purposes, the goatse man is dead.

Fact: the goatse man is dying

It is official; Trolls confirm: The Goatse Man is dying

One more crippling bombshell hit the already beleaguered Goatse.cx community when Trolls confirmed that Goatse.cx market share has dropped yet again, now down to less than a fraction of 1 percent of all wank material.
Coming on the heels of a recent troll survey which plainly states that goatse.cx has lost more market share, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. the goatse mans ass is collapsing in complete disarray, as fittingly exemplified by failing to close dead last in the recent Sys Admin comprehensive turd test.

You don't need to be a Klerck to predict the goatse man's future. The hand writing is on the wall: the goatse man faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for the goatse man because he is dying. Things are looking very bad for the goatse mans ass. As many of us are already aware, the goatse man continues to lose turds. Red ink flows from the goatse mans ass like a river of blood.

the giver is the most endangered of them all, having lost 93% of its core goatse customers. The sudden and unpleasant departures of the long time givers Coiboy kneel and jon katz only serve to underscore the point more clearly. There can no longer be any doubt: the goatse man is dying.

Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.

goatse.cx leader Taco states that there are 7000 users of the goatse man. How many users of tubgirl are there? Let's see. The number of goatse versus tubgirl posts on slashdot is roughly in ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there are about 7000/5 = 1400 tubgirl users. penisbird posts on slashdot are about half of the volume of tubgirl posts. Therefore there are about 700 users of penisbird. A recent article put the giver at about 80 percent of the goatse mans clientele. Therefore there are (7000+1400+700)*4 = 36400 users of the giver. This is consistent with the number of slashdot posts.

Due to the troubles of Shit Creek, abysmal sales and so on, the giver went out of business and was taken over by BSDM who pimp another troubled man. Now BSDM is also dead, its corpse turned over to yet another charnel house.

All major surveys show that the goatse man has steadily declined in market share. he is very sick and his long term survival prospects are very dim. If the goatse man is to survive at all it will be among faithful ass wideners. the goatse man continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save him at this point in time. For all practical purposes, the goatse man is dead.

Fact: the goatse man is dying

It is official; Trolls confirm: The Goatse Man is dying

One more crippling bombshell hit the already beleaguered Goatse.cx community when Trolls confirmed that Goatse.cx market share has dropped yet again, now down to less than a fraction of 1 percent of all wank material.
Coming on the heels of a recent troll survey which plainly states that goatse.cx has lost more market share, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. the goatse mans ass is collapsing in complete disarray, as fittingly exemplified by failing to close dead last in the recent Sys Admin comprehensive turd test.

You don't need to be a Klerck to predict the goatse man's future. The hand writing is on the wall: the goatse man faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for the goatse man because he is dying. Things are looking very bad for the goatse mans ass. As many of us are already aware, the goatse man continues to lose turds. Red ink flows from the goatse mans ass like a river of blood.

the giver is the most endangered of them all, having lost 93% of its core goatse customers. The sudden and unpleasant departures of the long time givers Coiboy kneel and jon katz only serve to underscore the point more clearly. There can no longer be any doubt: the goatse man is dying.

Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.

goatse.cx leader Taco states that there are 7000 users of the goatse man. How many users of tubgirl are there? Let's see. The number of goatse versus tubgirl posts on slashdot is roughly in ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there are about 7000/5 = 1400 tubgirl users. penisbird posts on slashdot are about half of the volume of tubgirl posts. Therefore there are about 700 users of penisbird. A recent article put the giver at about 80 percent of the goatse mans clientele. Therefore there are (7000+1400+700)*4 = 36400 users of the giver. This is consistent with the number of slashdot posts.

Due to the troubles of Shit Creek, abysmal sales and so on, the giver went out of business and was taken over by BSDM who pimp another troubled man. Now BSDM is also dead, its corpse turned over to yet another charnel house.

All major surveys show that the goatse man has steadily declined in market share. he is very sick and his long term survival prospects are very dim. If the goatse man is to survive at all it will be among faithful ass wideners. the goatse man continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save him at this point in time. For all practical purposes, the goatse man is dead.

Fact: the goatse man is dying

It is official; Trolls confirm: The Goatse Man is dying

One more crippling bombshell hit the already beleaguered Goatse.cx community when Trolls confirmed that Goatse.cx market share has dropped yet again, now down to less than a fraction of 1 percent of all wank material.
Coming on the heels of a recent troll survey which plainly states that goatse.cx has lost more market share, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. the goatse mans ass is collapsing in complete disarray, as fittingly exemplified by failing to close dead last in the recent Sys Admin comprehensive turd test.

You don't need to be a Klerck to predict the goatse man's future. The hand writing is on the wall: the goatse man faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for the goatse man because he is dying. Things are looking very bad for the goatse mans ass. As many of us are already aware, the goatse man continues to lose turds. Red ink flows from the goatse mans ass like a river of blood.

the giver is the most endangered of them all, having lost 93% of its core goatse customers. The sudden and unpleasant departures of the long time givers Coiboy kneel and jon katz only serve to underscore the point more clearly. There can no longer be any doubt: the goatse man is dying.

Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.

goatse.cx leader Taco states that there are 7000 users of the goatse man. How many users of tubgirl are there? Let's see. The number of goatse versus tubgirl posts on slashdot is roughly in ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there are about 7000/5 = 1400 tubgirl users. penisbird posts on slashdot are about half of the volume of tubgirl posts. Therefore there are about 700 users of penisbird. A recent article put the giver at about 80 percent of the goatse mans clientele. Therefore there are (7000+1400+700)*4 = 36400 users of the giver. This is consistent with the number of slashdot posts.

Due to the troubles of Shit Creek, abysmal sales and so on, the giver went out of business and was taken over by BSDM who pimp another troubled man. Now BSDM is also dead, its corpse turned over to yet another charnel house.

All major surveys show that the goatse man has steadily declined in market share. he is very sick and his long term survival prospects are very dim. If the goatse man is to survive at all it will be among faithful ass wideners. the goatse man continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save him at this point in time. For all practical purposes, the goatse man is dead.

Fact: the goatse man is dying

It is official; Trolls confirm: The Goatse Man is dying

One more crippling bombshell hit the already beleaguered Goatse.cx community when Trolls confirmed that Goatse.cx market share has dropped yet again, now down to less than a fraction of 1 percent of all wank material.
Coming on the heels of a recent troll survey which plainly states that goatse.cx has lost more market share, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. the goatse mans ass is collapsing in complete disarray, as fittingly exemplified by failing to close dead last in the recent Sys Admin comprehensive turd test.

You don't need to be a Klerck to predict the goatse man's future. The hand writing is on the wall: the goatse man faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for the goatse man because he is dying. Things are looking very bad for the goatse mans ass. As many of us are already aware, the goatse man continues to lose turds. Red ink flows from the goatse mans ass like a river of blood.

the giver is the most endangered of them all, having lost 93% of its core goatse customers. The sudden and unpleasant departures of the long time givers Coiboy kneel and jon katz only serve to underscore the point more clearly. There can no longer be any doubt: the goatse man is dying.

Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.

goatse.cx leader Taco states that there are 7000 users of the goatse man. How many users of tubgirl are there? Let's see. The number of goatse versus tubgirl posts on slashdot is roughly in ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there are about 7000/5 = 1400 tubgirl users. penisbird posts on slashdot are about half of the volume of tubgirl posts. Therefore there are about 700 users of penisbird. A recent article put the giver at about 80 percent of the goatse mans clientele. Therefore there are (7000+1400+700)*4 = 36400 users of the giver. This is consistent with the number of slashdot posts.

Due to the troubles of Shit Creek, abysmal sales and so on, the giver went out of business and was taken over by BSDM who pimp another troubled man. Now BSDM is also dead, its corpse turned over to yet another charnel house.

All major surveys show that the goatse man has steadily declined in market share. he is very sick and his long term survival prospects are very dim. If the goatse man is to survive at all it will be among faithful ass wideners. the goatse man continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save him at this point in time. For all practical purposes, the goatse man is dead.

Fact: the goatse man is dying

It is official; Trolls confirm: The Goatse Man is dying

One more crippling bombshell hit the already beleaguered Goatse.cx community when Trolls confirmed that Goatse.cx market share has dropped yet again, now down to less than a fraction of 1 percent of all wank material.
Coming on the heels of a recent troll survey which plainly states that goatse.cx has lost more market share, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. the goatse mans ass is collapsing in complete disarray, as fittingly exemplified by failing to close dead last in the recent Sys Admin comprehensive turd test.

You don't need to be a Klerck to predict the goatse man's future. The hand writing is on the wall: the goatse man faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for the goatse man because he is dying. Things are looking very bad for the goatse mans ass. As many of us are already aware, the goatse man continues to lose turds. Red ink flows from the goatse mans ass like a river of blood.

the giver is the most endangered of them all, having lost 93% of its core goatse customers. The sudden and unpleasant departures of the long time givers Coiboy kneel and jon katz only serve to underscore the point more clearly. There can no longer be any doubt: the goatse man is dying.

Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.

goatse.cx leader Taco states that there are 7000 users of the goatse man. How many users of tubgirl are there? Let's see. The number of goatse versus tubgirl posts on slashdot is roughly in ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there are about 7000/5 = 1400 tubgirl users. penisbird posts on slashdot are about half of the volume of tubgirl posts. Therefore there are about 700 users of penisbird. A recent article put the giver at about 80 percent of the goatse mans clientele. Therefore there are (7000+1400+700)*4 = 36400 users of the giver. This is consistent with the number of slashdot posts.

Due to the troubles of Shit Creek, abysmal sales and so on, the giver went out of business and was taken over by BSDM who pimp another troubled man. Now BSDM is also dead, its corpse turned over to yet another charnel house.

All major surveys show that the goatse man has steadily declined in market share. he is very sick and his long term survival prospects are very dim. If the goatse man is to survive at all it will be among faithful ass wideners. the goatse man continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save him at this point in time. For all practical purposes, the goatse man is dead.

Fact: the goatse man is dying

It is official; Trolls confirm: The Goatse Man is dying

One more crippling bombshell hit the already beleaguered Goatse.cx community when Trolls confirmed that Goatse.cx market share has dropped yet again, now down to less than a fraction of 1 percent of all wank material.
Coming on the heels of a recent troll survey which plainly states that goatse.cx has lost more market share, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. the goatse mans ass is collapsing in complete disarray, as fittingly exemplified by failing to close dead last in the recent Sys Admin comprehensive turd test.

You don't need to be a Klerck to predict the goatse man's future. The hand writing is on the wall: the goatse man faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for the goatse man because he is dying. Things are looking very bad for the goatse mans ass. As many of us are already aware, the goatse man continues to lose turds. Red ink flows from the goatse mans ass like a river of blood.

the giver is the most endangered of them all, having lost 93% of its core goatse customers. The sudden and unpleasant departures of the long time givers Coiboy kneel and jon katz only serve to underscore the point more clearly. There can no longer be any doubt: the goatse man is dying.

Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.

goatse.cx leader Taco states that there are 7000 users of the goatse man. How many users of tubgirl are there? Let's see. The number of goatse versus tubgirl posts on slashdot is roughly in ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there are about 7000/5 = 1400 tubgirl users. penisbird posts on slashdot are about half of the volume of tubgirl posts. Therefore there are about 700 users of penisbird. A recent article put the giver at about 80 percent of the goatse mans clientele. Therefore there are (7000+1400+700)*4 = 36400 users of the giver. This is consistent with the number of slashdot posts.

Due to the troubles of Shit Creek, abysmal sales and so on, the giver went out of business and was taken over by BSDM who pimp another troubled man. Now BSDM is also dead, its corpse turned over to yet another charnel house.

All major surveys show that the goatse man has steadily declined in market share. he is very sick and his long term survival prospects are very dim. If the goatse man is to survive at all it will be among faithful ass wideners. the goatse man continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save him at this point in time. For all practical purposes, the goatse man is dead.

Fact: the goatse man is dying

It is official; Trolls confirm: The Goatse Man is dying

One more crippling bombshell hit the already beleaguered Goatse.cx community when Trolls confirmed that Goatse.cx market share has dropped yet again, now down to less than a fraction of 1 percent of all wank material.
Coming on the heels of a recent troll survey which plainly states that goatse.cx has lost more market share, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. the goatse mans ass is collapsing in complete disarray, as fittingly exemplified by failing to close dead last in the recent Sys Admin comprehensive turd test.

You don't need to be a Klerck to predict the goatse man's future. The hand writing is on the wall: the goatse man faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for the goatse man because he is dying. Things are looking very bad for the goatse mans ass. As many of us are already aware, the goatse man continues to lose turds. Red ink flows from the goatse mans ass like a river of blood.

the giver is the most endangered of them all, having lost 93% of its core goatse customers. The sudden and unpleasant departures of the long time givers Coiboy kneel and jon katz only serve to underscore the point more clearly. There can no longer be any doubt: the goatse man is dying.

Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.

goatse.cx leader Taco states that there are 7000 users of the goatse man. How many users of tubgirl are there? Let's see. The number of goatse versus tubgirl posts on slashdot is roughly in ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there are about 7000/5 = 1400 tubgirl users. penisbird posts on slashdot are about half of the volume of tubgirl posts. Therefore there are about 700 users of penisbird. A recent article put the giver at about 80 percent of the goatse mans clientele. Therefore there are (7000+1400+700)*4 = 36400 users of the giver. This is consistent with the number of slashdot posts.

Due to the troubles of Shit Creek, abysmal sales and so on, the giver went out of business and was taken over by BSDM who pimp another troubled man. Now BSDM is also dead, its corpse turned over to yet another charnel house.

All major surveys show that the goatse man has steadily declined in market share. he is very sick and his long term survival prospects are very dim. If the goatse man is to survive at all it will be among faithful ass wideners. the goatse man continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save him at this point in time. For all practical purposes, the goatse man is dead.

Fact: the goatse man is dying

It is official; Trolls confirm: The Goatse Man is dying

One more crippling bombshell hit the already beleaguered Goatse.cx community when Trolls confirmed that Goatse.cx market share has dropped yet again, now down to less than a fraction of 1 percent of all wank material.
Coming on the heels of a recent troll survey which plainly states that goatse.cx has lost more market share, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. the goatse mans ass is collapsing in complete disarray, as fittingly exemplified by failing to close dead last in the recent Sys Admin comprehensive turd test.

You don't need to be a Klerck to predict the goatse man's future. The hand writing is on the wall: the goatse man faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for the goatse man because he is dying. Things are looking very bad for the goatse mans ass. As many of us are already aware, the goatse man continues to lose turds. Red ink flows from the goatse mans ass like a river of blood.

the giver is the most endangered of them all, having lost 93% of its core goatse customers. The sudden and unpleasant departures of the long time givers Coiboy kneel and jon katz only serve to underscore the point more clearly. There can no longer be any doubt: the goatse man is dying.

Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.

goatse.cx leader Taco states that there are 7000 users of the goatse man. How many users of tubgirl are there? Let's see. The number of goatse versus tubgirl posts on slashdot is roughly in ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there are about 7000/5 = 1400 tubgirl users. penisbird posts on slashdot are about half of the volume of tubgirl posts. Therefore there are about 700 users of penisbird. A recent article put the giver at about 80 percent of the goatse mans clientele. Therefore there are (7000+1400+700)*4 = 36400 users of the giver. This is consistent with the number of slashdot posts.

Due to the troubles of Shit Creek, abysmal sales and so on, the giver went out of business and was taken over by BSDM who pimp another troubled man. Now BSDM is also dead, its corpse turned over to yet another charnel house.

All major surveys show that the goatse man has steadily declined in market share. he is very sick and his long term survival prospects are very dim. If the goatse man is to survive at all it will be among faithful ass wideners. the goatse man continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save him at this point in time. For all practical purposes, the goatse man is dead.

Fact: the goatse man is dying

It is official; Trolls confirm: The Goatse Man is dying

One more crippling bombshell hit the already beleaguered Goatse.cx community when Trolls confirmed that Goatse.cx market share has dropped yet again, now down to less than a fraction of 1 percent of all wank material.
Coming on the heels of a recent troll survey which plainly states that goatse.cx has lost more market share, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. the goatse mans ass is collapsing in complete disarray, as fittingly exemplified by failing to close dead last in the recent Sys Admin comprehensive turd test.

You don't need to be a Klerck to predict the goatse man's future. The hand writing is on the wall: the goatse man faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for the goatse man because he is dying. Things are looking very bad for the goatse mans ass. As many of us are already aware, the goatse man continues to lose turds. Red ink flows from the goatse mans ass like a river of blood.

the giver is the most endangered of them all, having lost 93% of its core goatse customers. The sudden and unpleasant departures of the long time givers Coiboy kneel and jon katz only serve to underscore the point more clearly. There can no longer be any doubt: the goatse man is dying.

Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.

goatse.cx leader Taco states that there are 7000 users of the goatse man. How many users of tubgirl are there? Let's see. The number of goatse versus tubgirl posts on slashdot is roughly in ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there are about 7000/5 = 1400 tubgirl users. penisbird posts on slashdot are about half of the volume of tubgirl posts. Therefore there are about 700 users of penisbird. A recent article put the giver at about 80 percent of the goatse mans clientele. Therefore there are (7000+1400+700)*4 = 36400 users of the giver. This is consistent with the number of slashdot posts.

Due to the troubles of Shit Creek, abysmal sales and so on, the giver went out of business and was taken over by BSDM who pimp another troubled man. Now BSDM is also dead, its corpse turned over to yet another charnel house.

All major surveys show that the goatse man has steadily declined in market share. he is very sick and his long term survival prospects are very dim. If the goatse man is to survive at all it will be among faithful ass wideners. the goatse man continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save him at this point in time. For all practical purposes, the goatse man is dead.

Fact: the goatse man is dying

It is official; Trolls confirm: The Goatse Man is dying

One more crippling bombshell hit the already beleaguered Goatse.cx community when Trolls confirmed that Goatse.cx market share has dropped yet again, now down to less than a fraction of 1 percent of all wank material.
Coming on the heels of a recent troll survey which plainly states that goatse.cx has lost more market share, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. the goatse mans ass is collapsing in complete disarray, as fittingly exemplified by failing to close dead last in the recent Sys Admin comprehensive turd test.

You don't need to be a Klerck to predict the goatse man's future. The hand writing is on the wall: the goatse man faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for the goatse man because he is dying. Things are looking very bad for the goatse mans ass. As many of us are already aware, the goatse man continues to lose turds. Red ink flows from the goatse mans ass like a river of blood.

the giver is the most endangered of them all, having lost 93% of its core goatse customers. The sudden and unpleasant departures of the long time givers Coiboy kneel and jon katz only serve to underscore the point more clearly. There can no longer be any doubt: the goatse man is dying.

Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.

goatse.cx leader Taco states that there are 7000 users of the goatse man. How many users of tubgirl are there? Let's see. The number of goatse versus tubgirl posts on slashdot is roughly in ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there are about 7000/5 = 1400 tubgirl users. penisbird posts on slashdot are about half of the volume of tubgirl posts. Therefore there are about 700 users of penisbird. A recent article put the giver at about 80 percent of the goatse mans clientele. Therefore there are (7000+1400+700)*4 = 36400 users of the giver. This is consistent with the number of slashdot posts.

Due to the troubles of Shit Creek, abysmal sales and so on, the giver went out of business and was taken over by BSDM who pimp another troubled man. Now BSDM is also dead, its corpse turned over to yet another charnel house.

All major surveys show that the goatse man has steadily declined in market share. he is very sick and his long term survival prospects are very dim. If the goatse man is to survive at all it will be among faithful ass wideners. the goatse man continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save him at this point in time. For all practical purposes, the goatse man is dead.

Fact: the goatse man is dying

It is official; Trolls confirm: The Goatse Man is dying

One more crippling bombshell hit the already beleaguered Goatse.cx community when Trolls confirmed that Goatse.cx market share has dropped yet again, now down to less than a fraction of 1 percent of all wank material.
Coming on the heels of a recent troll survey which plainly states that goatse.cx has lost more market share, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. the goatse mans ass is collapsing in complete disarray, as fittingly exemplified by failing to close dead last in the recent Sys Admin comprehensive turd test.

You don't need to be a Klerck to predict the goatse man's future. The hand writing is on the wall: the goatse man faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for the goatse man because he is dying. Things are looking very bad for the goatse mans ass. As many of us are already aware, the goatse man continues to lose turds. Red ink flows from the goatse mans ass like a river of blood.

the giver is the most endangered of them all, having lost 93% of its core goatse customers. The sudden and unpleasant departures of the long time givers Coiboy kneel and jon katz only serve to underscore the point more clearly. There can no longer be any doubt: the goatse man is dying.

Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.

goatse.cx leader Taco states that there are 7000 users of the goatse man. How many users of tubgirl are there? Let's see. The number of goatse versus tubgirl posts on slashdot is roughly in ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there are about 7000/5 = 1400 tubgirl users. penisbird posts on slashdot are about half of the volume of tubgirl posts. Therefore there are about 700 users of penisbird. A recent article put the giver at about 80 percent of the goatse mans clientele. Therefore there are (7000+1400+700)*4 = 36400 users of the giver. This is consistent with the number of slashdot posts.

Due to the troubles of Shit Creek, abysmal sales and so on, the giver went out of business and was taken over by BSDM who pimp another troubled man. Now BSDM is also dead, its corpse turned over to yet another charnel house.

All major surveys show that the goatse man has steadily declined in market share. he is very sick and his long term survival prospects are very dim. If the goatse man is to survive at all it will be among faithful ass wideners. the goatse man continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save him at this point in time. For all practical purposes, the goatse man is dead.

Fact: the goatse man is dying

It is official; Trolls confirm: The Goatse Man is dying

One more crippling bombshell hit the already beleaguered Goatse.cx community when Trolls confirmed that Goatse.cx market share has dropped yet again, now down to less than a fraction of 1 percent of all wank material.
Coming on the heels of a recent troll survey which plainly states that goatse.cx has lost more market share, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. the goatse mans ass is collapsing in complete disarray, as fittingly exemplified by failing to close dead last in the recent Sys Admin comprehensive turd test.

You don't need to be a Klerck to predict the goatse man's future. The hand writing is on the wall: the goatse man faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for the goatse man because he is dying. Things are looking very bad for the goatse mans ass. As many of us are already aware, the goatse man continues to lose turds. Red ink flows from the goatse mans ass like a river of blood.

the giver is the most endangered of them all, having lost 93% of its core goatse customers. The sudden and unpleasant departures of the long time givers Coiboy kneel and jon katz only serve to underscore the point more clearly. There can no longer be any doubt: the goatse man is dying.

Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.

goatse.cx leader Taco states that there are 7000 users of the goatse man. How many users of tubgirl are there? Let's see. The number of goatse versus tubgirl posts on slashdot is roughly in ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there are about 7000/5 = 1400 tubgirl users. penisbird posts on slashdot are about half of the volume of tubgirl posts. Therefore there are about 700 users of penisbird. A recent article put the giver at about 80 percent of the goatse mans clientele. Therefore there are (7000+1400+700)*4 = 36400 users of the giver. This is consistent with the number of slashdot posts.

Due to the troubles of Shit Creek, abysmal sales and so on, the giver went out of business and was taken over by BSDM who pimp another troubled man. Now BSDM is also dead, its corpse turned over to yet another charnel house.

All major surveys show that the goatse man has steadily declined in market share. he is very sick and his long term survival prospects are very dim. If the goatse man is to survive at all it will be among faithful ass wideners. the goatse man continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save him at this point in time. For all practical purposes, the goatse man is dead.

Fact: the goatse man is dying

No, it's precisely the opposite of a scope, dumbshit.

Some goatse for your tea, govna'?

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