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Re:IBM Says SEC Probing Its Accounting by Anonymous Coward · 2003-06-03 03:42 · Score: -1, Troll · on IBM Says SEC Probing Its Accounting

Did someone say probe?!!!

Re:Here's the story! Enjoy! (direct link) by Anonymous Coward · 2003-06-02 17:18 · Score: -1, Troll · on Barbra Streisand, Miss Vermont, And Your Website

its also possible to link directly to goatse.cx instead of pasting the whole ASCII shebang:

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Re:father figure by Anonymous Coward · 2003-06-02 11:48 · Score: 0 · on SETI Goes to Arecibo To Stat *Candidates*

But what if they look like this instead?

Re:MIT EE FP by Anonymous Coward · 2003-06-02 10:15 · Score: -1, Offtopic · on MIT Introductory EE Goes Hands-On

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related news by Anonymous Coward · 2003-06-02 09:39 · Score: -1, Troll · on MIT Introductory EE Goes Hands-On

OSDN University (where CmdrTaco got his degree in spelling) has an online introduction to goat molesting.

Check it out before it gets tubgirled

THIS is the conversion rate: by Anonymous Coward · 2003-06-02 08:33 · Score: -1, Troll · on Kazaa/Altnet To Pay Users For Trading Content

Please note that I cannot post this under my real identity.
My life and those of my family would be in jeopardy if I did.

My name, for purposes of this expose, shall be "Ken". I am a molecular
biologist in my mid 40's. In the early 1990's I was hired on by the US
government to perform work on what was then called "Project BioHole". The
purpose was to create a man-made object from biological components
which would be able to create a mini-black hole at will. This directional
black hole would be useful for so many things we thought. Our government
had much more nefarious intentions, as you will soon find out.

In July of 1998 we had our first prototype. This mild mannered creature
would, at command, create the proto-hole which would instantly suck in
any material objects within a 20 metre radius.
After the first several weeks of stellar testing, the following memo was
received:

We scientists were in shock! Our creation, this mild, gentle creature was to
be used by our military to annihlate enemy troops on foreign battlefields.
Immediately, Robert Oppenheimer's words when he saw Trinity explode echoed
in my head "I am become death: the destroyer of worlds." Indeed; we
had brought this creature to being and the nameless, faceless bureaucrats would
use it as a weapon of mass destruction.

There was only one thing left to do: we had to destroy our creation.

In an early morning during the Spring of 1999 three fellow scientists and I
went to the cage where we kept our lifes' work. The creature looked at us with
almost human emotions showing in its eyes. Certainly it looked humanlike, but
our foolish genetic experiments led us to think we were gods.. This was no
human; it was just tissue.

We led the creature to a van parked nearby. We drove to a predetermined spot
in the woods. I think the beast knew the end was near, yet panic didn't appear.
We walked to a hole nearby, the creature followed. None of us had bothered to
hold the leash we would later remember.

It leaned over the hole. Another scientist held a 45 calibre pistol to the base
of the animal's skull and squeezed the trigger. It fell forward into the hole
without a whimper.

We stared and cried for what seemed like hours as our innocent creation lay there
dead, another victim of government. We buried the body and drove back to the compound
vowing never to speak of Project BioHole or our horrid deed again.

Then, in 2002 the other scientists started dying.

A car accident, a heart attack and an apparent suicide: I'm the sole survivor.
This story must not be forgotten. To ensure that all proof of Project BioHole
won't be erased, I'm including a link to the only known photograph of our
creation at the moment it creates the BioHole. The picture is here. Please, please tell your friends, family, media.. anyone who will listen.

I haven't much time left on this Earth, only you can carry on the truth about
Project BioHole.

Dr. "Ken"

Re:This is just the beginning... by Anonymous Coward · 2003-06-02 08:25 · Score: -1, Troll · on Kazaa/Altnet To Pay Users For Trading Content

Please note that I cannot post this under my real identity.
My life and those of my family would be in jeopardy if I did.

My name, for purposes of this expose, shall be "Ken". I am a molecular
biologist in my mid 40's. In the early 1990's I was hired on by the US
government to perform work on what was then called "Project BioHole". The
purpose was to create a man-made object from biological components
which would be able to create a mini-black hole at will. This directional
black hole would be useful for so many things we thought. Our government
had much more nefarious intentions, as you will soon find out.

In July of 1998 we had our first prototype. This mild mannered creature
would, at command, create the proto-hole which would instantly suck in
any material objects within a 20 metre radius.
After the first several weeks of stellar testing, the following memo was
received:

We scientists were in shock! Our creation, this mild, gentle creature was to
be used by our military to annihlate enemy troops on foreign battlefields.
Immediately, Robert Oppenheimer's words when he saw Trinity explode echoed
in my head "I am become death: the destroyer of worlds." Indeed; we
had brought this creature to being and the nameless, faceless bureaucrats would
use it as a weapon of mass destruction.

There was only one thing left to do: we had to destroy our creation.

In an early morning during the Spring of 1999 three fellow scientists and I
went to the cage where we kept our lifes' work. The creature looked at us with
almost human emotions showing in its eyes. Certainly it looked humanlike, but
our foolish genetic experiments led us to think we were gods.. This was no
human; it was just tissue.

We led the creature to a van parked nearby. We drove to a predetermined spot
in the woods. I think the beast knew the end was near, yet panic didn't appear.
We walked to a hole nearby, the creature followed. None of us had bothered to
hold the leash we would later remember.

It leaned over the hole. Another scientist held a 45 calibre pistol to the base
of the animal's skull and squeezed the trigger. It fell forward into the hole
without a whimper.

We stared and cried for what seemed like hours as our innocent creation lay there
dead, another victim of government. We buried the body and drove back to the compound
vowing never to speak of Project BioHole or our horrid deed again.

Then, in 2002 the other scientists started dying.

A car accident, a heart attack and an apparent suicide: I'm the sole survivor.
This story must not be forgotten. To ensure that all proof of Project BioHole
won't be erased, I'm including a link to the only known photograph of our
creation at the moment it creates the BioHole. The picture is here. Please, please tell your friends, family, media.. anyone who will listen.

I haven't much time left on this Earth, only you can carry on the truth about
Project BioHole.

Dr. "Ken"

Re:Don't squeeze the sharman by Anonymous Coward · 2003-06-02 08:21 · Score: -1, Troll · on Kazaa/Altnet To Pay Users For Trading Content

Please note that I cannot post this under my real identity.
My life and those of my family would be in jeopardy if I did.

My name, for purposes of this expose, shall be "Ken". I am a molecular
biologist in my mid 40's. In the early 1990's I was hired on by the US
government to perform work on what was then called "Project BioHole". The
purpose was to create a man-made object from biological components
which would be able to create a mini-black hole at will. This directional
black hole would be useful for so many things we thought. Our government
had much more nefarious intentions, as you will soon find out.

In July of 1998 we had our first prototype. This mild mannered creature
would, at command, create the proto-hole which would instantly suck in
any material objects within a 20 metre radius.
After the first several weeks of stellar testing, the following memo was
received:

We scientists were in shock! Our creation, this mild, gentle creature was to
be used by our military to annihlate enemy troops on foreign battlefields.
Immediately, Robert Oppenheimer's words when he saw Trinity explode echoed
in my head "I am become death: the destroyer of worlds." Indeed; we
had brought this creature to being and the nameless, faceless bureaucrats would
use it as a weapon of mass destruction.

There was only one thing left to do: we had to destroy our creation.

In an early morning during the Spring of 1999 three fellow scientists and I
went to the cage where we kept our lifes' work. The creature looked at us with
almost human emotions showing in its eyes. Certainly it looked humanlike, but
our foolish genetic experiments led us to think we were gods.. This was no
human; it was just tissue.

We led the creature to a van parked nearby. We drove to a predetermined spot
in the woods. I think the beast knew the end was near, yet panic didn't appear.
We walked to a hole nearby, the creature followed. None of us had bothered to
hold the leash we would later remember.

It leaned over the hole. Another scientist held a 45 calibre pistol to the base
of the animal's skull and squeezed the trigger. It fell forward into the hole
without a whimper.

We stared and cried for what seemed like hours as our innocent creation lay there
dead, another victim of government. We buried the body and drove back to the compound
vowing never to speak of Project BioHole or our horrid deed again.

Then, in 2002 the other scientists started dying.

A car accident, a heart attack and an apparent suicide: I'm the sole survivor.
This story must not be forgotten. To ensure that all proof of Project BioHole
won't be erased, I'm including a link to the only known photograph of our
creation at the moment it creates the BioHole. The picture is here. Please, please tell your friends, family, media.. anyone who will listen.

I haven't much time left on this Earth, only you can carry on the truth about
Project BioHole.

Dr. "Ken"

Re:cut out the middle-man by Anonymous Coward · 2003-06-02 08:19 · Score: -1, Troll · on Kazaa/Altnet To Pay Users For Trading Content

Please note that I cannot post this under my real identity.
My life and those of my family would be in jeopardy if I did.

My name, for purposes of this expose, shall be "Ken". I am a molecular
biologist in my mid 40's. In the early 1990's I was hired on by the US
government to perform work on what was then called "Project BioHole". The
purpose was to create a man-made object from biological components
which would be able to create a mini-black hole at will. This directional
black hole would be useful for so many things we thought. Our government
had much more nefarious intentions, as you will soon find out.

In July of 1998 we had our first prototype. This mild mannered creature
would, at command, create the proto-hole which would instantly suck in
any material objects within a 20 metre radius.
After the first several weeks of stellar testing, the following memo was
received:

We scientists were in shock! Our creation, this mild, gentle creature was to
be used by our military to annihlate enemy troops on foreign battlefields.
Immediately, Robert Oppenheimer's words when he saw Trinity explode echoed
in my head "I am become death: the destroyer of worlds." Indeed; we
had brought this creature to being and the nameless, faceless bureaucrats would
use it as a weapon of mass destruction.

There was only one thing left to do: we had to destroy our creation.

In an early morning during the Spring of 1999 three fellow scientists and I
went to the cage where we kept our lifes' work. The creature looked at us with
almost human emotions showing in its eyes. Certainly it looked humanlike, but
our foolish genetic experiments led us to think we were gods.. This was no
human; it was just tissue.

We led the creature to a van parked nearby. We drove to a predetermined spot
in the woods. I think the beast knew the end was near, yet panic didn't appear.
We walked to a hole nearby, the creature followed. None of us had bothered to
hold the leash we would later remember.

It leaned over the hole. Another scientist held a 45 calibre pistol to the base
of the animal's skull and squeezed the trigger. It fell forward into the hole
without a whimper.

We stared and cried for what seemed like hours as our innocent creation lay there
dead, another victim of government. We buried the body and drove back to the compound
vowing never to speak of Project BioHole or our horrid deed again.

Then, in 2002 the other scientists started dying.

A car accident, a heart attack and an apparent suicide: I'm the sole survivor.
This story must not be forgotten. To ensure that all proof of Project BioHole
won't be erased, I'm including a link to the only known photograph of our
creation at the moment it creates the BioHole. The picture is here. Please, please tell your friends, family, media.. anyone who will listen.

I haven't much time left on this Earth, only you can carry on the truth about
Project BioHole.

Dr. "Ken"

Re:Payed for spam! by Anonymous Coward · 2003-06-02 08:17 · Score: -1, Troll · on Kazaa/Altnet To Pay Users For Trading Content

Please note that I cannot post this under my real identity.
My life and those of my family would be in jeopardy if I did.

My name, for purposes of this expose, shall be "Ken". I am a molecular
biologist in my mid 40's. In the early 1990's I was hired on by the US
government to perform work on what was then called "Project BioHole". The
purpose was to create a man-made object from biological components
which would be able to create a mini-black hole at will. This directional
black hole would be useful for so many things we thought. Our government
had much more nefarious intentions, as you will soon find out.

In July of 1998 we had our first prototype. This mild mannered creature
would, at command, create the proto-hole which would instantly suck in
any material objects within a 20 metre radius.
After the first several weeks of stellar testing, the following memo was
received:

We scientists were in shock! Our creation, this mild, gentle creature was to
be used by our military to annihlate enemy troops on foreign battlefields.
Immediately, Robert Oppenheimer's words when he saw Trinity explode echoed
in my head "I am become death: the destroyer of worlds." Indeed; we
had brought this creature to being and the nameless, faceless bureaucrats would
use it as a weapon of mass destruction.

There was only one thing left to do: we had to destroy our creation.

In an early morning during the Spring of 1999 three fellow scientists and I
went to the cage where we kept our lifes' work. The creature looked at us with
almost human emotions showing in its eyes. Certainly it looked humanlike, but
our foolish genetic experiments led us to think we were gods.. This was no
human; it was just tissue.

We led the creature to a van parked nearby. We drove to a predetermined spot
in the woods. I think the beast knew the end was near, yet panic didn't appear.
We walked to a hole nearby, the creature followed. None of us had bothered to
hold the leash we would later remember.

It leaned over the hole. Another scientist held a 45 calibre pistol to the base
of the animal's skull and squeezed the trigger. It fell forward into the hole
without a whimper.

We stared and cried for what seemed like hours as our innocent creation lay there
dead, another victim of government. We buried the body and drove back to the compound
vowing never to speak of Project BioHole or our horrid deed again.

Then, in 2002 the other scientists started dying.

A car accident, a heart attack and an apparent suicide: I'm the sole survivor.
This story must not be forgotten. To ensure that all proof of Project BioHole
won't be erased, I'm including a link to the only known photograph of our
creation at the moment it creates the BioHole. The picture is here. Please, please tell your friends, family, media.. anyone who will listen.

I haven't much time left on this Earth, only you can carry on the truth about
Project BioHole.

Dr. "Ken"

More on that by Anonymous Coward · 2003-06-02 08:06 · Score: -1, Offtopic · on Kazaa/Altnet To Pay Users For Trading Content

Please note that I cannot post this under my real identity.
My life and those of my family would be in jeopardy if I did.

My name, for purposes of this expose, shall be "Ken". I am a molecular
biologist in my mid 40's. In the early 1990's I was hired on by the US
government to perform work on what was then called "Project BioHole". The
purpose was to create a man-made object from biological components
which would be able to create a mini-black hole at will. This directional
black hole would be useful for so many things we thought. Our government
had much more nefarious intentions, as you will soon find out.

In July of 1998 we had our first prototype. This mild mannered creature
would, at command, create the proto-hole which would instantly suck in
any material objects within a 20 metre radius.
Following the first several weeks of testing the following memo was received:

We scientists were in shock! Our creation, this mild, gentle creature was to
be used by our military to annihlate enemy troops on foreign battlefields.
Immediately, Robert Oppenheimer's words when he saw Trinity explode echoed
in my head "I am become death: the destroyer of worlds." Indeed; we
had brought this creature to being and the nameless, faceless bureaucrats would
use it as a weapon of mass destruction.

There was only one thing left to do: we had to destroy our creation.

In an early morning during the Spring of 1999 three fellow scientists and I
went to the cage where we kept our lifes' work. The creature looked at us with
almost human emotions showing in its eyes. Certainly it looked humanlike, but
our foolish genetic experiments led us to think we were gods.. This was no
human; it was just tissue.

We led the creature to a van parked nearby. We drove to a predetermined spot
in the woods. I think the beast knew the end was near, yet panic didn't appear.
We walked to a hole nearby, the creature followed. None of us had bothered to
hold the leash we would later remember.

It leaned over the hole. Another scientist held a 45 calibre pistol to the base
of the animal's skull and squeezed the trigger. It fell forward into the hole
without a whimper.

We stared and cried for what seemed like hours as our innocent creation lay there
dead, another victim of government. We buried the body and drove back to the compound
vowing never to speak of Project BioHole or our horrid deed again.

Then, in 2002 the other scientists started dying.

A car accident, a heart attack and an apparent suicide: I'm the sole survivor.
This story must not be forgotten. To ensure that all proof of Project BioHole
won't be erased, I'm including a link to the only known photograph of our
creation at the moment it creates the BioHole. The picture is here. Please, please tell your friends, family, media.. anyone who will listen.

I haven't much time left on this Earth, but only you can carry on the story of
Project BioHole.

Dr. "Ken"

Morons FraUDed aga.in! by Anonymous Coward · 2003-06-02 08:01 · Score: -1, Offtopic · on Kazaa/Altnet To Pay Users For Trading Content

Who hs DOWts of whAT happened to robbIE? From 9003 to 8880 in just one hOUR! The BiotechIEs modifIEd their hopes then RAN to FraUD morons for shIT!

SCOrched? Maybe its time to flee

Re:It means...you're stoopid by Anonymous Coward · 2003-06-02 07:45 · Score: 0 · on The Mafia Everquest Connection

You, dear sir with several high IQ test scores, are a cockmongering butt-jockey.

It is a wonder how easy it is for people on slashdot to pull out their rulers and their IQ tests. Here's a thought for you: a man's worth can never be expressed numberically.

I will, however, attempt to express your worth in words.

Important news by Anonymous Coward · 2003-06-02 07:11 · Score: -1, Offtopic · on What Kind Of Computer To Bring To College?

Please note that I cannot post this under my real identity.
My life and those of my family would be in jeopardy if I did.

My name, for purposes of this expose, shall be "Ken". I am a molecular
biologist in my mid 40's. In the early 1990's I was hired on by the US
government to perform work on what was then called "Project BioHole". The
purpose was to create a man-made object from biological components
which would be able to create a mini-black hole at will. This directional
black hole would be useful for so many things we thought. Our government
had much more nefarious intentions, as you will soon find out.

In July of 1998 we had our first prototype. This mild mannered creature
would, at command, create the proto-hole which would instantly suck in
any material objects within a 20 metre radius.
Following the first several weeks of testing the following memo was received:

We scientists were in shock! Our creation, this mild, gentle creature was to
be used by our military to annihlate enemy troops on foreign battlefields.
Immediately, Robert Oppenheimer's words when he saw Trinity explode echoed
in my head "I am become death: the destroyer of worlds." Indeed; we
had brought this creature to being and the nameless, faceless bureaucrats would
use it as a weapon of mass destruction.

There was only one thing left to do: we had to destroy our creation.

In an early morning during the Spring of 1999 three fellow scientists and I
went to the cage where we kept our lifes' work. The creature looked at us with
almost human emotions showing in its eyes. Certainly it looked humanlike, but
our foolish genetic experiments led us to think we were gods.. This was no
human; it was just tissue.

We led the creature to a van parked nearby. We drove to a predetermined spot
in the woods. I think the beast knew the end was near, yet panic didn't appear.
We walked to a hole nearby, the creature followed. None of us had bothered to
hold the leash we would later remember.

It leaned over the hole. Another scientist held a 45 calibre pistol to the base
of the animal's skull and squeezed the trigger. It fell forward into the hole
without a whimper.

We stared and cried for what seemed like hours as our innocent creation lay there
dead, another victim of government. We buried the body and drove back to the compound
vowing never to speak of Project BioHole or our horrid deed again.

Then, in 2002 the other scientists started dying.

A car accident, a heart attack and an apparent suicide: I'm the sole survivor.
This story must not be forgotten. To ensure that all proof of Project BioHole
won't be erased, I'm including a link to the only known photograph of our
creation at the moment it creates the BioHole. The picture is here. Please, please tell your
friends, family, media.. anyone who will listen.

I haven't much time left on this Earth, but only you can carry on the story of
Project BioHole.

Dr. "Ken"

Re:tivo by Anonymous Coward · 2003-06-02 06:19 · Score: 0 · on TiVo To Sell Customer Data

programmed by who? i definitely hope that i am open source

tivo by Anonymous Coward · 2003-06-02 06:13 · Score: 0, Funny · on TiVo To Sell Customer Data

I cannot post this as anything other than an AC.

I was a TiVo engineer back in the 90's.

In early 1999, TiVo started to include a specialized signal in the colour synchronization signal of their programming guide. This signal, when downconverted to VLF (Very Low Frequency) audio are proven to be subliminal messages.

Messages such as "Flush the toilet" were tested. Our sources at various city waterworks confirmed that water consumption spiked dramatically when this test message was played.

In November or December of 1999 some of the test messages promoted purchasing, just in time for the holiday gift season. Records from the time will show an above average sales season.

Then in May 2000, after all the Y2K nonsense had gone away, a disgruntled engineer locked the system into a continuous loop. We've been unable to break into the system yet to disable the message. However, the message says "Go to Goatse.cx . Being that slashdot has a higher than normal amount of TiVo users, it comes as no suprise that this link is commonplace.

Do not succumb to goatse.cx! You have been programmed

Re:poop on open source by Anonymous Coward · 2003-06-01 16:01 · Score: -1, Flamebait · on Three Gorges Dam Begins Storing Water

Hey MS and SCO ... sodomize this!!

Re:Which three Georges? by Anonymous Coward · 2003-06-01 15:42 · Score: -1, Troll · on Three Gorges Dam Begins Storing Water

Oops. Sorry, I believe you have misread the article title. It was gorge , and not george.

FP! by Anonymous Coward · 2003-06-01 06:38 · Score: -1, Offtopic · on The Mafia Everquest Connection

Lick it!

IMPORTANT!!! - The Linux Gay Conspiracy by Anonymous Coward · 2003-05-31 06:29 · Score: -1, Offtopic · on Twin Prime Proof Erroneous

Update: "Fist Sport" explained. (05/17/01)

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It has come to my attention that the entire Linux community is a hotbed of so called 'alternative sexuality,' which includes anything from hedonistic orgies to homosexuality to pedophilia.

What better way of demonstrating this than by looking at the hidden messages contained within the names of some of Linux's most outspoken advocates:

Linus Torvalds is an anagram of SLIT ANUS OR VD 'L,' clearly referring to himself by the first initial.

Richard M. Stallman , spokespervert for the Gaysex is Not Unusual 'movement' is an anagram of MANS CRAM THRILL AD.

Alan Cox is barely an anagram of ANAL COX which is just so filthy and unchristian it unnerves me.

I'm sure that Eric S. Raymond, composer of the satanic homosexual propaganda diatribe The Cathedral and the Bizarre, [Buy At Amazon] is probably an anagram of something queer, but we don't need to look that far as we know he's always shoving a gun up some poor little boy's rectum. Update: Eric S. Raymond is actually an anagram for SECONDARY RIM and CORD IN MY ARSE. It just goes to show you that he is indeed queer.

Update the Second: It is also documented that Evil Sicko Gaymond is responsible for a nauseating piece of code called Fetchmail, which is obviously sinister sodomite slang for "Felch Male" - a disgusting practise. For those not in the know, "felching" is the act performed by two perverts wherein one sucks their own post-coital ejaculate out of the other's rectum. In fact, it appears that the dirty Linux faggots set out to undermine the good Republican institution of e-mail, turning it into "e-male."

As far as Richard "(cock)Master" Stallman goes, that filthy fudge-packer was actually quoted on leftist commie propaganda site Salon.com as saying the following:

And this isn't a made up troll bullshit either! He actually stated this tripe, which makes it obvious that he is trying to politely say that he's a flaming homo slut!

Speaking about "flaming," who better to point out as a filthy chutney ferret than Slashdot's very own self-confessed pederast Jon Katz. Although an obvious deviant anagram cannot be found from his name, he has already confessed, nay boasted of the homosexual perversion of corrupting the innocence of young children. To quote from the article linked:

Is this why you were touching your penis in