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It never really MEANT anything. It's just a book of trivia originally put together to solve heated disputes over trivia in pubs. It's rumored as an advertising gimmick for a quite famous Irish stout

in fact an almost perfect liquid.

You mean, like this nearly perfect liquid?

You mean "Guinness". Note the two Ns See their site

Spread out over 24 hours? Hmm.. that's 4.167 cups/hour.

If you were wise and countered the stimulant effect with the soothing liquid-love that is Guinness every half hour you should be in fine shape. Can't say the same about your digestive system the next day (read: "100 coffee + 48 Guinness == SplatterBum(tm)") but you'll be around to enjoy it.

disclaimer i: I'm not an MD or biologist, however I drink with the ones from work quite often.
disclaimer ii: (for your family) if he follows these directions and dies, my name is Rob Malda.

The bio they have written for him isn't the most flattering to the open source community though.

Whatya mean? the last line says "Rumour has it he's a Guinness man as well." Mmmmmmm...Guinness...

I lost that can of Guinness last weekend and I want it now, Woz!

For many years, alcohol has been recognized as an excellent disinfectant. It kills germs and viruses without exception. I strongly recommend taking in large quantities of Guinness Stout or if you live in Manitoba, Canada; Fort Garry Dark Ale.

You're be helping the economy and keeping yourself safe from bioterror attack.

This has been another public service message from GrubCo.

involving 'phantom' ATM transactions that users deny making but that banks still charge to customers accounts because they claim their systems are secure

"Honestly, Mr. Citibank Manager, why would I guy several cases of Fort Garry Ale or Guinness? I demand you credit my account.

Beer!
Of course, if you're OpenBSD user, you may want to go with Guinness :)
(no, it's not a flamebait, everyone knows Guinness is Theo's favourite drink)

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Beer!
Of course, if you're OpenBSD user, you may want to go with Guinness :)
(no, it's not a flamebait, everyone knows Guinness is Theo's favourite drink)

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Um, interesting that this story should pop up this morning on my considering that tonight is the annual Great Guinnes Toast. February 26th, at 11:30PM EST (EST=GMT-5.) You may read about it at http://www.guinness.ie, but you must enter your age to verify that you are 21.

Also I believe that the results of this study are wildly inaccurate. I can't believe even amateurs would account for such a loss of Guinness. If this were accurate I'm sure that someone would damn well be looking for a solution to this problem. Why hasn't there been been a 'Voices from the HairMouth' article or something like that, hmm?

numb

for beer lost when run thru the soup strainer and cookie duster.

Hopefully you know the story about the Guinness Book or World Records - see, bar patrons inevitably get into arguments over who's got the biggest this and what's the fastest that - kinda like discussions of Apache vs IIS or benchmarketing - so Guinness publishes a book that the bartender can whip out to settle such disputes before it comes to fistcuffs.