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Keeping Your Keg Cool Sans Ice

DrLudicrous writes "Case Western Reserve University is reporting that first year physics graduate student Adam Hunnell has come up with the idea for a Keg Wrap, a thermoelectric sheet that will be able to maintain a full keg at 32-35F by running off of wall current or even a car's cigarette lighter. The funding for this project is coming from the National Collegiate Inventors and Innovators Alliance, which has provided Mr. Hunnell with a $20,000 grant. Serious stuff - I'd rather see this than another few million dumped into quantum computing."

315 comments

  1. thats my kind of college! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    i wonder how many kegs he bought for that 20g... for testing purposes of course

    1. Re:thats my kind of college! by tha_mink · · Score: 4, Funny

      Can you say focus group? I would love to be a "research assistant" on this one. "Hrm. This beer IS cold, but I could use it a few degrees colder..."

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    2. Re:thats my kind of college! by lucabrasi999 · · Score: 1
      wonder how many kegs he bought for that 20g... for testing purposes of course

      As an alumnus of Case Western Reserve University, graduating way too many years ago (1988). I can tell you that with authority, that he probably didn't buy any kegs for testing. It's not exactly a party school -- or, at least it wasn't back in my day.

    3. Re:thats my kind of college! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not exactly a party school -- or, at least it wasn't back in my day.

      Or maybe you were just a nerd?

    4. Re:thats my kind of college! by afidel · · Score: 1

      Probably, but the problem is, almost everyone at Case is a nerd. Add to that the fact that Case is basically a small city in the middle of the gheto and you don't have the most incubating environment for parties. A co-worker just graduated from Case last fall and he agrees that the school is definitly NOT a party school.

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    5. Re:thats my kind of college! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Class of 2000. Still not a party school. Plenty of lonely alcoholics, though.

    6. Re:thats my kind of college! by jwhyche · · Score: 0

      Yeah, right.. Dude you where in the computer lab to long, just like I was. There was a keg party going on somewhere, you just didn't know about it. :)

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    7. Re:thats my kind of college! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Class of 2001. Not a party school, but there's always a party.
      Ghetto? You mean Cleveland Heights?

    8. Re:thats my kind of college! by kundor · · Score: 1

      Yes, Case is surrounded by ghetto. Cleveland Heights is only one side.

    9. Re:thats my kind of college! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hopefully this is a ploy to encourage the administration to allow kegs on campus again. Huzzah, mister Hunnel! you are a modern-day hero.

    10. Re:thats my kind of college! by natalia_hill · · Score: 2, Funny

      Was at case in 93 - 96, definitely not a party school. For us, partying meant stealing stuff from a basement (like the physics building, the really old one) and doing destructive things with the stolen goods. I'd bet the sidewalks in front of the Michelson dorm are still scarred from our exploits. God I miss that place...

    11. Re:thats my kind of college! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm currently a Senior at Case and I can tell that most students wouldn't know what a keg was if they tripped over it.

    12. Re:thats my kind of college! by ncc74656 · · Score: 2, Interesting
      "Hrm. This beer IS cold, but I could use it a few degrees colder..."

      If it has to be ice-cold to be palatable, you probably shouldn't be drinking it. :-P Fat Tire is just one example (out of hundreds) of a beer that's much more interesting when it's served in the mid-40s to low 50s. Your average Budmilloors swill, at those temperatures, would be just plain nasty.

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    13. Re:thats my kind of college! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Go a little further south to hit the real ghetto. Just west of Shaker Heights. *shudder*

    14. Re:thats my kind of college! by cube_slave · · Score: 1

      I am so glad you picked Fat Tire. It's too bad they don't sell it here in Boston. Skiing in Colorado, that's all we drink.

      Best...Beer...EVER

  2. Now this is important research ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Anything that improves the quality of beer deserves the Nobel prize

    1. Re:Now this is important research ... by bmongar · · Score: 1

      Good beer doesn't need to be cold.

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    2. Re:Now this is important research ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But it doesn't improve the beer, It only cools it down so your tongue goes numb and you can't taste it any more.

      The best way to drink American beer.

    3. Re:Now this is important research ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If it's keeping beer as cold as "32-35F" then it won't improve the quality of beer, it'll ruin the stuff.
      The optimum temperature for good beer to be stored and served is between about 53F and 60F (depending on the type of beer.) Get it as cold as 35F and you'll make it impossible to taste any of the flavours that make good beer so enjoyable.
      Might be OK for cheap lagers or crap like Bud that don't have any flavour to start with but it's no good for anything that actually starts out with some flavour.

      Beer Monster
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    4. Re:Now this is important research ... by pixelpusher220 · · Score: 5, Funny

      actually it also serves a public good...

      You run it off your car battery to keep the beer cold and when you're finished with the beer, your car battery is dead so you can't drink and drive!

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    5. Re:Now this is important research ... by LedZeplin · · Score: 1

      I think the point is that it CAN keep beer as cold as 32 degrees. So when I'm cooling my Rogue I2PA or Great Lakes Edmund Fitgerald Porter I can dial it in at 56 or 45 and have it at it's optimal temperature.

    6. Re:Now this is important research ... by FatAlb3rt · · Score: 1

      FWIW, next time, can we wait till Fri afternoon to post beer stories?

      My day just got a lot longer...

    7. Re:Now this is important research ... by tybalt44 · · Score: 1

      AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

      Read my post above, dummy. You know *nothing* about beer. A sententious comment like "The optimum temperature for good beer to be stored and served is between about 53F and 60F" show it.

    8. Re:Now this is important research ... by allyourbasebelongtou · · Score: 1

      Ya know... kidding aside, this has wonderful other real-world applications, too. Imagine the organ transplant process, for instance.

      Ambulances, helicopters, etc., could use this for preserving organs during that critical first period of time when the organ donor no longer (ahem) needs their parts.

      Go beer research!

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    9. Re:Now this is important research ... by stephenisu · · Score: 1

      MOST good beer does in fact need to be cold. NOT 33 degrees cold, but you don't want it served room temp. Maybe in the 50 degree F range. Also, the target market here aren't likely to be drinking beer for it's taste, they are more concerned with cheap drunkedness, and getting some action later. You could make the beer with a rice base and they would call it the good stuff, Oh wait.... they do..

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    10. Re:Now this is important research ... by xangsta · · Score: 0

      The Great Canadian Beer challenge says:

      The lagers should be served at between 10 and 12 C, and the ales between 12 and 16 C. These are the best temperatures for serving these beers & for detecting small differences between beers.

      Beertown.org says:

      Ales should be taken out of the cooler prior to judging so as to achieve optimal serving temperature of 50 to 60 F. Lagers should remain in the cooler until judging and be served at 40 to 50 F.

      howtobrew.com says:

      The optimal temperature for serving beer depends on the style, varying from 40-55F (4-12C). In general, the darker the beer, the warmer you serve it.

      what's this mean? that i just wasted 5 minutes searching google to prove a moot point

      drink your fuckin beers as cold as you like and quit your whining and moaning to get everyone to conform to your standards/likes/dislikes... ...douchebag

    11. Re:Now this is important research ... by mindriot · · Score: 1

      Just don't buy Bud/Miller/Coors/etc. Go to a nice micro-brewery or come to Europe.

      Where do I pick up my prize?

    12. Re:Now this is important research ... by sadomikeyism · · Score: 2, Funny
      I have a better idea for powering it: a uric acid battery, which gains charge as one pisses one's spent beer into it.

      Is this a perpissual motion machine?

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    13. Re:Now this is important research ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      how does this thing work? is it a Peltier-sort-of heat pump? because if so, they should rig it to scavenge heat and melt cheese on nachos.

    14. Re:Now this is important research ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Find me a beer that doesn't taste best when kept below room temperature.

    15. Re:Now this is important research ... by sic303 · · Score: 1

      Right, Back in 6th-7th grade, we used to drink 40oz's by the shopping cart load, we didnt give a shit how warm it is after the first couple anyway.
      Most people dont drink beer for the flavor. They drink it to feel taller and make "Big Rhonda" look doable.

    16. Re:Now this is important research ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Read my post above, dummy.
      What, the one where you try to look clever by quoting a latin phrase, except you get it laughably wrong and make yourself look even more stupid, arrogant and pretentious than you actually are?
  3. "Revenge of the Nerds 6" by AtariAmarok · · Score: 5, Funny

    This sounds like part of the plot for "Revenge of the Nerds 6"; something about the jocks having a party that blows because the beer is warm, but the nerds invent amazing keg-cooling gadgets and get the cheerleeders to go to the Lambda-Lambda-Lambda nerd frat party.

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    1. Re:"Revenge of the Nerds 6" by Hagakure · · Score: 1

      Will the Omega Mus be there?

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    2. Re:"Revenge of the Nerds 6" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As a fraternity man myself, I can tell you that the sort of girls that drink beer are not the sort you want at your party...

      Then again, I go to WPI...

  4. What's wrong with this by neosiv · · Score: 3, Funny

    I think it a fine invention. Beer has a greater impact on the world thus far than quantum computing.

    1. Re:What's wrong with this by Mick+Ohrberg · · Score: 4, Funny

      Exactly. Think "splitting of the beer molecule"... Emc...

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    2. Re:What's wrong with this by johnnyAxon · · Score: 1

      In the words of A.E. Housmann: And malt does more than Milton can To justify God's ways to man

    3. Re:What's wrong with this by wwest4 · · Score: 1

      Yes, so far, beer has brought our darkest, most perverse secrets to the surface for all to see. Quantum encryption is just the next logical step. Now mom will know you browse farm porn whether or not you get drunk and tell her.

    4. Re:What's wrong with this by wwest4 · · Score: 1

      er, quantum computing.

    5. Re:What's wrong with this by the+real+darkskye · · Score: 1

      Wasn't Einstein trying to split the beer atom?

      Its Friday afternoon and its almost time for the pub!

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    6. Re:What's wrong with this by SEWilco · · Score: 1
      I think it a fine invention. Beer has a greater impact on the world thus far than quantum computing.

      Also, like quantum computing, beer causes all possible solutions to a problem to be tested. However, quantum computing's challenge is in finding the right solution while with beer it is to restrict the number of problems examined.

  5. Ooooo neato! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Can they make clothing out of this? That'd be nice for the hot regions of the USA this summer.

    And, I'm sure there will be people trying to figure out how to scale this to computers, particularly portable devices.

    1. Re:Ooooo neato! by thedillybar · · Score: 1
      "Plug me in man, I'm burning up!"
      "You got to plug in on the way here, now it's my turn."

      The children of the next generation will have more than just the TV remote and the computer to fight over...

    2. Re:Ooooo neato! by krymsin01 · · Score: 1

      Sounds like a really large, flexible Peilter to me. *shrug* You need neither the flexibility nor the largeness in a hardware application.

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    3. Re:Ooooo neato! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Can they make clothing out of this?

      Yes, but you need a long extension cord.

  6. 1 + 1 = ? by ultrasonik · · Score: 2, Funny

    If there are 2,500 wholesalers are in the US how are 3,200 for them in Ohio, West Virginia and Pennsylvania?

    1. Re:1 + 1 = ? by anjrober · · Score: 3, Informative

      The article says "2,500 wholesalers in the United States. Ohio, West Virginia and Pennsylvania between them have 3,200 wholesalers and distributors."

      2500 wholesalers in US
      3200 Wholesales and distributors in WV, PA an ohio
      it's the distributors that is the larger number.

    2. Re:1 + 1 = ? by ultrasonik · · Score: 1

      Ah well that does make sense then. That's what I get for trying to think too early in the morning.

  7. Physics Nobel Price by Big+Nothing · · Score: 4, Funny

    Give THIS guy the Nobel Price in Physics. Or Medicine. Or Peace - I don't care.

    *cheers*

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    1. Re:Physics Nobel Price by JabberWokky · · Score: 2, Funny
      Well, as for Peace...

      Cut to the pub. Buffy is chugging a beer

      Guys: Chug, chug, chug, chug

      Buffy finishes the beer and burps

      Guy #1: The thing that the modern day pundits fail to realize is that all the socioeconomical and psychological problems inherent in modern society can be solved by the judicious application of way too much beer

      Guy #2: Black frost is the only beer.

      Buffy: My mother always said that beer was evil

      Guy #1: Evil... Good... These are moral absolutes that predate the fermentation of malt and fine hops. You see, wait where was I?

      Buffy: I'm really not sure:

      Guy#4: Well, Thomas Aquinas said... (all the other guys stop him saying "NO")

      Guy #2: There will be no Thomas Aquinas at this table.

      Guy#3: Keep your theology of providence to yourself frat boy

      Guy#4: I was just drawing a parallel between...

      Guy#1: Beer. Had the earliest morality developed under the influence of beer there would be no good or evil. There would just be 'kinda nice' and 'pretty cool'. Everything would be different.

      Buffy: You guys really like to hear yourselves speak don't ya

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    2. Re:Physics Nobel Price by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What is the going price for a Nobel these days?

  8. Re:Why do Americans care so much about cold beer? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Guiness is both a meal and a beer! A true geek beer because it saves time.

  9. How about... by Woogiemonger · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I wonder if it's feasible to add solar-powered refrigeration to a cooler? Now THAT'D be a really useful invention. This keg thing is nice too though.

    1. Re:How about... by Mick+Ohrberg · · Score: 1

      Well, here is an idea to develop...

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    2. Re:How about... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      Yeah, you could get a big, unglazed terra cotta pot, put the keg in, fill it with wet sand, let the sun's heat evaporate the water, and - nah, it'd never work... :P

    3. Re:How about... by usrusr · · Score: 3, Informative

      why develop?

      it is already developed: same site or other site with some breweries who use it (jever seems to do so as well)

      or for the multimedia fanatics, a flash

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  10. Guiness facts by AtariAmarok · · Score: 2, Funny

    Gathered by Brooklyn plumbers when they are called to clean out clogged drains and toilets.

    It drinks like a meal

    Pour slowly, or you will break your beer glass.

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    1. Re:Guiness facts by johnmearns · · Score: 1

      Actually guinness is quite thin and watery. Try a real stout if you want a meal ;)

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  11. He hasn't even designed a prototype yet by freelunch · · Score: 3, Interesting

    He plans to begin design work on a prototype in the next several weeks.

    Great. I hope he lets us know when he has a design for a prototype.. And then maybe when there is actually a prototype vs. a vague bong inspired idea..

    At this rate it seems that it would be easy for someone to get a jump on any opportunity and beat him to the market and patent.

    1. Re:He hasn't even designed a prototype yet by No2Gates · · Score: 0

      I was dissapointed by the fact that it's still a concept and a prototype hasn't been designed yet. Big F'n deal! Hell, I've got an idea for a time machine, where I could go back in time and buy beer for 2 dollars for a six pack. NOW you're talking hero status!

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    2. Re:He hasn't even designed a prototype yet by stephenisu · · Score: 1

      Wait till the kid finds out about the horrible efficiency of thermal electrics on that scale. Then again, if it wrapped cold and well insulated, it shouldn't be too much work. Either way, it's just one more thing to have to pay a deposit for (tap+keg+thermal wrap). Anywho, I am off to my low tech keg-o-rater fridge tap.

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  12. Real Ale by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Speaking as a good Englishman, why not learn
    to drink beer with some taste which doesn't need
    to be frozen ?

    1. Re:Real Ale by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Difficult to do in a country which has the first two taps reserved for Bud, and Bud Light.

    2. Re:Real Ale by mrtroy · · Score: 2, Informative

      Bah speaking as a Canadian, most beers taste better cold.

      But have'nt these kids today heard of making a keg fridge? It was a must have for my roommates and I....

      In that picture they show a PUMP, the beer will taste bad before they can finish it anyways! Man up, get an old fridge, a CO2 tank and the tap/lines and build a damn kegerator

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    3. Re:Real Ale by tehcyder · · Score: 2, Funny
      Careful, next you'll be suggesting they drink something that has an alcohol content higher than 3%. Madness.

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    4. Re:Real Ale by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And eat some spotted dick?

    5. Re:Real Ale by peragrin · · Score: 1

      I believe it goes like this

      Amercians drink piss beer ice cold
      British drink Good beer piss warm.

      Canada seems to be the only sane country where they drink good beer ice cold. Then again since most of Canda is still frozen this time of the year it isn't hard.

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    6. Re:Real Ale by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Real ale is known to be chilled, usually using a 'saddle' of cold water pipes mounted on the cask.

      And anyways, if you're using a keg, why not just flash-cool it and run it off CO2/mixed gas???? You get real foam too.

      And with a flash cooler setup you can also run all those great (and insane) Belgian and German beers

    7. Re:Real Ale by Malc · · Score: 1

      "Bah speaking as a Canadian, most beers taste better cold."

      Contrary to Molson "I Am Canadian" advertising, that's because most Canadian beers are just as bad as most American beers. As an immigrant in Canada I am forced to drink Guinness as it is the only pint guarranteed to taste good (and come in a decent size unlike those small N. American things). I make up for lost time when I go back to England though. Even though Canadians are so snobby about their beer compared with Americans', some of the best beer I've ever drunk was in Denver (Wynkoop Brewery).

    8. Re:Real Ale by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      By speaking as a true Englishman it's obvious you've never worked a day of hard labor in 110 heat in you life. Try laying out shingles in the heat of a Texas summer and then go drink your warm beer, you'll puke right back up. Cold American Pilsners are meant for the working man (ie: not you), you need something refreshing and very cold. They alcohol content is also not a concern at all and it's actually good that it's so low. Drinking in the heat gets you drunk fast. Go break a sweat.

    9. Re:Real Ale by nmrs · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Having recently moved to England from America, I can now testify that the average British beer drinker has about the same beer preferences as an American... Out of all the people I know here, I am the only one that drinks ale. Every Englishman I know between the ages of 20 and 40 drinks lager (which needs to be "frozen"). On top of that, England now has Guiness "Extra Cold". What the hell is that all about? So you take a beer with enough flavor to taste fine a bit warm, and then freeze it...

    10. Re:Real Ale by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, it's rather sad. Horse-piss drinkers do form the largest group in England, but if you have friends who actually like beer, rather than going out to get tanked up on lagers and then having a curry, you'll probably find that they drink real ale.

      It's getting distressingly hard do find a decent pint in some parts of England, though.

    11. Re:Real Ale by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Build a house using wood and shingles? Good lord no, we like to use bricks, slate and mortar over here in Blighty. Probably explains why we have houses older than your country

    12. Re:Real Ale by Froggie · · Score: 1
      Get the good beer guide from CAMRA. And join up while you're at it.

      Cambridge beer festival in 10 days, mmm... ;-)

    13. Re:Real Ale by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      On top of that, England now has Guiness "Extra Cold". What the hell is that all about? So you take a beer with enough flavor to taste fine a bit warm, and then freeze it...

      It gets worse. If you just ask for "a Guinness" in the pub, they'll most likely serve you with the disgusting cold stuff.

    14. Re:Real Ale by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > On top of that, England now has Guiness "Extra Cold". What the hell is that all about? So you take a beer with enough flavor to taste fine a bit warm, and then freeze it...

      Actually, it's just marketing. It comes from the same kegs as the regular Genius, just goes to a tap that says "Extra Cold". You'd be amazed at the number of ppl who come up to me and ask for Guinness Extra Cold, claiming that they can taste the difference!
      Trust me. I'm a barman in Dublin by night....

    15. Re:Real Ale by Whumpsnatz · · Score: 1

      Actually, that's how I drink my Guiness. It's the only beer I like at all, but I do prefer it very cold. As an inhabitant of Purgatory (Florida), I don't need warm beer. I stick it in the freezer for about 10 minutes before opening it.

    16. Re:Real Ale by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ....yeah we still use stone chisels and wet mud over here in the states, smartass

    17. Re:Real Ale by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, here in the PNW (Pacific North West), rainy Orygun, to be precise, we have more *real* microbrewries (i.e., proprietary beer brewed on the premises) than anywhere in the world. The majority of pubs in the UK have been pre-empted by the big brewers.

      I think I may just have to call it a morning, and go get myself a nice, tepid Black Rabbit Porter...

      Oh, yes, life is good.

      I, for one, haven't had an Industrial Beer (beer that is designed to ship well, aka "Lawnmower beer"), since I moved to Orygun in 1984. Twenty years of chewy brew!

    18. Re:Real Ale by pyite · · Score: 1

      FYI, Guinness is meant to be served pretty cold, 42.8 degrees Fahrenheit, in fact, which is around the temperature of most refridgerators.

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    19. Re:Real Ale by kmankmankman2001 · · Score: 1

      I have - not far from your home they make some real good beer in Scotland and Ireland. Pity the English never figured it out.

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    20. Re:Real Ale by Sleepy · · Score: 1

      >Build a house using wood and shingles? Good lord no, we like to use bricks, slate and mortar over here in Blighty.

      So you have lots of 500 year old homes eh?

      Good. Now tell me, when they were build exactly what percentage were BUILT by what we call the middle class?

      Oh yeah. There was no middle class, and the middle/poor had straw roofs. Where are their homes now?

      Building a home out of wood is not foolish -- the best building material in ANY land is what is most commonly available.

      You don't HAVE any choice in the matter -- on your island, wooden structures rot & expire before the owner does. I've been to Sherwood Forest, and there's enough trees to not build a doghouse.

      Here, a wooden house lasts a "mere" 100-200 years and at that time it's past due date. Who cares?

      We take pride in the fact that 60% of our society actually OWN their home, rather than living in a run down flat. Stone is arguably a nicer material, but it's not practical on larger scales.

      Sometimes when you're looking down your nose at others you might realize only a minority of your population is the king of their own castle...

    21. Re:Real Ale by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe in some circles "Lawnmower Beers" imply the mass produced BudMillOors types of beers, but in other circles, it just implies a crisp beer that's quite re-freshing on warm/hot days. Something not too heavy, but still quite tasty. Like a good Pale Ale, or Kolsch, or a Wheat Beer. But not a stout, or barelywine...

    22. Re:Real Ale by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Speaking as a Canadian, take off, you English Hoser.

    23. Re:Real Ale by hattig · · Score: 1

      I drink real ale.

      The reason for drinking cold beer is licensing laws. Cold, less flavoured, beer is quicker to drink, and people want to get drunk because life sucks in the UK. Hence they drink lager. That, and they are pansies.

      Now I like my real ale chilled myself, but only for the refreshing aspect that cool drinks provide. 10C to 15C is fine.

      As for this "invention" ... the standard way to keep kegs cool is a wet tea-towel and good old evaporation. Of course, this method is fine for real ale on a summer day when you expect to sell the whole lot in a day or two, but not for frigid lager that has to be sold cold so that people can't taste how nasty is actually is.

      And yes, Guinness Extra Cold is just a ploy to sell more beer to the aforementioned Pansies that can't stomach the taste of beer in its natural state.

    24. Re:Real Ale by DeckardJK · · Score: 1

      Yeah... I know this has been gone over several times here... but maybe you're the one with the problem. I find myself drinking quite a bit of what you might consider "good" beer. I'll drink a wide selection of anything at a lot of different temeratures. Of course I have my own personal preferences, but I'm not gonna look down on you if you're drinking a bottle of PBR. Although, almost nothing beats a nice cold Miller product on a hot day. Maybe you need to cut the snobbery and get out and live a little without being so damn judgemental. If you drop your pseudo-sophisticated attitude, who knows what fun things you'll find. A couple links btw, http://www.bottledbeer.co.uk/ http://www.beeradvocate.com/

  13. No big deal... by MoeMoe · · Score: 4, Funny

    Wake me up when it can be attached to a molex connector...

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    1. Re:No big deal... by nounderscores · · Score: 2, Funny

      And you call yourself a geek. Get a freshman to build you a DC-DC powersupply.

    2. Re:No big deal... by JediTrainer · · Score: 1

      Wake me up when it can be attached to a molex connector...

      Wakey, wakey!

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    3. Re:No big deal... by Giant+Panda · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I think USB is the next step. Then it can be sold on "ThinkGeek".

  14. portable method for keeping beer cold indefinetely by manavendra · · Score: 1

    But would any nerd ever want to keep beer cold indefinitely?

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  15. Re:Instructions for keeping cool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dude, there's nothing cool about that scenario.

  16. science by Leadmagnet · · Score: 0

    Finaly science produced something usefull.

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  17. Hmm. . . by twbecker · · Score: 1

    The article isn't exactly heavy on details. How does the thing work?

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    1. Re:Hmm. . . by twbecker · · Score: 1

      To answer my own question, a google search turned up this link, which looks pretty informative.

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  18. HomeBrewers Device by notaknob · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This kind of device is exactly what many homebrewers would need for fermenting. I'd probably pickup two or three as I don't have the space or money for more refrigerators. nk

    1. Re:HomeBrewers Device by Chewie · · Score: 2, Interesting

      This kind of device is exactly what many homebrewers would need for fermenting. I'd probably pickup two or three as I don't have the space or money for more refrigerators.

      That's been the main thing keeping me from getting more serious about brewing - I have no lagering space. I've got four people living in my house, so space and electricity are at a bit of a premium. If this thing (once it gets beyond the vague, pie-in-the-sky idea stage) can cool to an arbitrary temperature, that would be wonderful for homebrewing.

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    2. Re:HomeBrewers Device by caldroun · · Score: 1

      If I remember right, you aren't supposed to cool your stuff down too much during fermintation. You are just supposed to keep it in a cool dark place. Wouldn't it slow the process if it was too cool?

      I may be wrong, it has been a while.

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    3. Re:HomeBrewers Device by essiescreet · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Well, you could do what I do, and ferment on top of the dishwasher... The only reason you need to ferment at these temps is for lagers. Make an ale, and you can ferment at 80 degress (F) if you want. I regularly do.

      What would be more cost effective is to get a chest freezer, there's room for your fermenters, kegs, CO2 tank, and you've always got beer on tap. Then, no more bottling!

    4. Re:HomeBrewers Device by His+name+cannot+be+s · · Score: 1

      Holy Mother of God.

      This is the first time I've *EVER* heard of someone using the word "Homebrew" in relation to actual alchohol. For certain, this has to be a first on slashdot.

      I think I've spent waaaaaay too many years in the geek culture.

      *sigh*

      That being said, I'm a little dissapointed by the article. The guy hasn't even built it yet, he just has an Idea for one.

      It doesn't even seem that tricky to me.

      feh.

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    5. Re:HomeBrewers Device by Threni · · Score: 1

      > This is the first time I've *EVER* heard of someone using the word "Homebrew" in
      > relation to actual alchohol. For certain, this has to be a first on slashdot.

      No, there was a story last year about some German priest making beer in a washing machine or something!

    6. Re:HomeBrewers Device by LedZeplin · · Score: 2, Informative
      First, What do you mean by ferment on top of the dishwasher? Unless you have a magical dishwasher that has an aura that keeps the air 45f I'm missing how that works.


      Second, 80F for Ales you are a brave man, or you really like a lot of esters. I get scared if my wort gets over 75.

    7. Re:HomeBrewers Device by whome · · Score: 2, Informative

      You don't need this for homebrewing. There are great Wyeast ale yeasts which will create a really wide variety of styles at room-temperature. I've been brewing for 15 years, and I've used ale yeasts 98% of the time. Go have a chat with the owner of your local homebrew supply store, and s/he will tell you what you need to make whatever kind of beer want.

      So don't wait for this device to become available, just go ahead and brew away!

    8. Re:HomeBrewers Device by Chewie · · Score: 4, Interesting

      (Disclaimer: I am a casual-at-best homebrewer. I believe the info below to be basically correct, but I am sure true zymurgists could crucify me on details. Please don't. I'm delicate.)

      Well, for the most part you're right. I ferment my ales for about 1 week in my primary fermenter, 1 week in my glass carboy, and 2 weeks in the bottles (for CO2 generation), all at about 60F. However, lagers are kept in cold storage after primary fermentation for weeks or months. During this time (where the beer is kept quite cold), the yeast is mostly inactive, but the flavor mellows and evens out. Eventually, you get that crisp, clean flavor evident in lagers like Heineken, St. Pauli Girl, and other German Lager-style beers (yes, I know Heineken isn't made in Germany).

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    9. Re:HomeBrewers Device by Chewie · · Score: 1

      Go have a chat with the owner of your local homebrew supply store, and s/he will tell you what you need to make whatever kind of beer want.

      Well, right. Unless you want to make a lager. In which case, you need a fridge/freezer set damn-ass cold, space for said device, and power to make the whole thing cold. If this is electrically more efficient, this could be the answer to my lagering prayers!

      And FWIW, I do swear by Wyeast's shampoo-style bottles of yeast. Proofing, my ass!

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    10. Re:HomeBrewers Device by Sax+Maniac · · Score: 1
      Something like this would be useful even for ales. Though ales can be fermented warm, all beers ferment best when you have a consistent, controlled temperature. An ale fermented at 62F vs 80F will taste very different. The 80F ale will usually be a bit harsh, as the hot fermentation produces higher alcohols.

      At breweries, the fermentation tanks all have thermostats built into them. A heating and cooling unit then cools the tank liner (glycol?) to bring the tank to the proper temperature. Pro brewers always have the temp as part of the recipe and nail it exactly.

      If this thing had a thermostat built it, it would be an awesomely useful homebrewing accessory. Right now, you really need a fridge with a hacked-in thermostat to get that sort of accuracy. Problem is, you need one fridge for each temp you need: ale fermenting needs one temp, lager fermenting needs another, and serving kegs yet another. With this, I could keep my fridge at serving temp, and then use the jacket to precisely control fermentation temp.

      Many homebrewers, especially those in apartments, do not have the space for a second fridge. With a jacket, you could really get good consistent results, regardless of what your downstairs neighbor sets his thermostat to.

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    11. Re:HomeBrewers Device by pyite · · Score: 1

      80 degrees Fahrenheit is WAY too high for an ale. Good luck with all those off flavors.

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    12. Re:HomeBrewers Device by BrewerDude · · Score: 1
      Actually, it's already been done for homebrewers. Beer, Beer, and More Beer sells a nifty conical fermenter that has a chiller as an option. Check it out here.

      Personally, I use a lower-tech approach and still have good results.

    13. Re:HomeBrewers Device by Spoing · · Score: 2, Interesting
      1. This kind of device is exactly what many homebrewers would need for fermenting. I'd probably pickup two or three as I don't have the space or money for more refrigerators. nk

      All the beer I've brewed (myself and with friends) fermented cool but by no means cold (~60-70 degrees). For that, a basement corner or crawl space usually works well. (If you don't have one...well...this device would be good!)

      Now, after it has fermented and is ready to go, before drinking the beer, I think this would be ideal. Most of the times I've brewed I've used bottles, though, not kegs.

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    14. Re:HomeBrewers Device by ealar+dlanvuli · · Score: 1

      Largers brew at almost refrigerator temperatures.

      Ales brew at "room temp" or so.

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  19. Why not have both? by Black+Parrot · · Score: 5, Funny


    > I'd rather see this than another few million dumped into quantum computing.

    The cooler reduces the entropy of the beer, and then you drink it, causing your brain state to collapse on a solution that's guaranteed to seem like a good idea at the time.

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    1. Re:Why not have both? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tastes great! Less heat death!
      Tastes great! Less heat death!

    2. Re:Why not have both? by __aazuyo6398 · · Score: 1

      Ok, I hate to be picky, but I believe cooling something adds to the Entropy of some, not subtracts from it. A total state of entropy includes a temperature of 0 degrees Kelvin. =)

    3. Re:Why not have both? by lommer · · Score: 1

      Nope, the cooling process generally increases the Entropy of the universe, or the whole closed system, but it DOES decrease the entropy of whatever is being cooled. For example, when you put an elephant in your fridge, the entropy of the elephant is decreasing, but the overall entropy of the elephant, the fridge, and the room it's in is increasing.

  20. Kid needs to transfer.... by southpolesammy · · Score: 5, Funny

    Hmmmm, a keg wrap that runs off of 100-120VAC power == keg parties.

    Can also run off of a car cigarette lighter == tailgaiting extraordinaire.

    This kid is going to the wrong school. He'd be a god down at Ohio State....

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    1. Re:Kid needs to transfer.... by pitdingo · · Score: 5, Funny

      F Ohio State, he should be at Michigan!!!

    2. Re:Kid needs to transfer.... by Paulrothrock · · Score: 1
      F Michigan, he should be at PSU

      *Realizes he hated PSU*

      On second thought, you can have him.

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    3. Re:Kid needs to transfer.... by gosand · · Score: 1
      F Ohio State, he should be at Michigan!!!

      You guys are both pussies. At Southern Illinois University, our beer isn't in the keg long enough to get warm.

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    4. Re:Kid needs to transfer.... by OglinTatas · · Score: 1

      And yet, he's at my alma mater.
      neener neener neener!

    5. Re:Kid needs to transfer.... by KennyP · · Score: 0

      F Michican - transfer to University of Wisconsin - Madison!

      Everyone knows Madison parties! Michigan? Give me a break! You people don't even make beer across the pond!

      Kenny P.
      Visualize Whirled P.'s

    6. Re:Kid needs to transfer.... by Eagle5596 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Beast does not count as beer you know...

    7. Re:Kid needs to transfer.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Hey, if JoePa stays around for a few more seasons, we're gonna need all the cold beer we can get our hands on to cry into....

      ....Disgruntled PSU alum


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    8. Re:Kid needs to transfer.... by gosand · · Score: 1
      In sensible countries, when you get to university you can drink in the pub like civilised human beings. Much better choice of drink, too.

      I am not disagreeing with you, but I can't help that I grew up in the U.S. I was highly uncivilized when I was in college, but that was over 11 years ago. Unfortunately, my country as a whole hasn't grown up since then. :-(

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    9. Re:Kid needs to transfer.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Screw both of you... GO HAWKS!!!

    10. Re:Kid needs to transfer.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Michigan already has this cooling capacity.

      It's called "leave the keg outside".

    11. Re:Kid needs to transfer.... by MicroBerto · · Score: 1
      Hahaha the reason this is funny is because moderators must have been at both campuses. Michigan's party scene doesn't hold a candle to OSU's.

      Proud owner of a kegerator (with full keg right now!) at THE Ohio State University

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    12. Re:Kid needs to transfer.... by MicroBerto · · Score: 1
      Case kids develop the technology, granted.

      But the Ohio State engineering and business students are the ones that market and sell it and make the millions while fucking our much hotter girls

      BTW: CWRU does not stand for Case Western Reserve University -- it stands for Case Women R Ugly

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    13. Re:Kid needs to transfer.... by Omestes · · Score: 1

      Yeah, Northern Az Uni has about 20 bars within walking distance. Brewing your own is cheaper, and more fun though, more geeky. Sadly nothing your gonna brew is gonna taste as good as Mogollons or Flagstaff Brewery, though. Hmmm... sasquatch stout...

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    14. Re:Kid needs to transfer.... by OglinTatas · · Score: 1

      No argument from me about the women. We had to import girls from Erie college or Notre Dame (in Cleveland) to get a decent showing at parties.

  21. Hi. I'm Troy McClure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Hi' I'm Troy McClure. You might remember me from such beer-cooling movies as "Strange Brew II: Electric Icebox Boogaloo" and "Cool Keggings".

    1. Re:Hi. I'm Troy McClure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hi, This is the 80's calling, we would like our joke back please.

  22. Everybody wins by erick99 · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Case is to be congratulated for providing an academic environment that also conjoins the commercial world where these students will end up when they are finished their studies. This particular student is well on his way to being both a successful engineer and a successful business owner. Everybody wins!

    Happy Trails!

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    1. Re:Everybody wins by essiescreet · · Score: 1

      I don't know about you, but when I was in school, the Uni. owned any patents you developed using their facilities/money/name for research or publication.

    2. Re:Everybody wins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Bullshit. Some kid saw a grant for $20,000 and signed up.

      He hasn't started research, design, prototyping or anything else. This gives very little indication of how successful this kid may be, or how great the "academic environment" is. Let's wait a little while before we start praising everyone.

    3. Re:Everybody wins by next1 · · Score: 1

      you forgot the most important part - they managed to combine all of the above with beer!!

  23. VaporWare at the moment by jonasmit · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Hunnell's idea is to design a wrap, made of nylon or a similar material, using thermoelectrics...The main challenge to building a successful wrap, Hunnell says, is selecting the proper thermoelectric devices from the many types manufactured. He plans to begin design work on a prototype in the next several weeks.
    Seems like they would wait until the guy did something before writing about it! All those grad students with real data and publications and they write about an idea that got a kid a grant? Not to mention losing any royalties to somebody with real money stealing his idea (especially if the hardest thing is choosing COTS parts) Oh well...

  24. Can It cool my computer? by stecoop · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If it can cool my noisy computer too using a nice and quiet blanket than I think he's missing a big market there too - beer is always on college students mind though...

    1. Re:Can It cool my computer? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Probably not. Keeping a keg cool needs _much_ less energy than cooling a computer, which produces a massive amount of heat energy. Try putting a light bulb in your fridge, you'll have water flowing on the floor pretty soon.

  25. Already been done - low tech! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Stick the Keg in a large clay pot filled with damp sand. Then leave somewhere warm. No need for a wall socket, solar power etc... etc...

    1. Re:Already been done - low tech! by jonasmit · · Score: 1

      Not portable - but free.

  26. I'd rather have a jet powered beer cooler.. by joib · · Score: 2, Interesting

    ..like this one. IIRC it was even on /. a few years ago.

  27. How does it work? by ArbiterOne · · Score: 2

    There are these ceramic tiles *already* that when current is pumped through them, one side gets REALLY hot and one side REALLY cold (kind of interesting when you hold both sides at the same time). You can buy 'em for a few bucks. A sheetful of these and a big battery will keep anything cold for quite a while.
    Where's my 20K, then?

    1. Re:How does it work? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They're called Peltier Devices.

    2. Re:How does it work? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Peilters...

    3. Re:How does it work? by Fryboy · · Score: 2, Informative

      A Peltier Element

      Popular with the OC'ing crowd..

  28. can we get... by AgtSmith · · Score: 0

    a version for individual bottles..maybe battery powered?

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  29. Re:so sad by orion41us · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    ahhh yes, but will quantuum computing keep my beer cold?

  30. What kind of research is going on at Colleges? by jshindl · · Score: 3, Funny

    First, Koolio - the beer delivering robot, and now this!?

  31. Innovation .... by univgeek · · Score: 4, Insightful

    And this, Gentleman, is one of the most famous American Innovations of the early 21st century. Nowhere else in the world could they have come up with such a marvelous invention to keep frat boys drunk, in a car, or in a house.

    (see next story on how outsourcing be a big deal, as it will not affect american innovation)

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    1. Re:Innovation .... by AbbyNormal · · Score: 1

      You're just sore because you didn't think about it first (and/or you can't go to any of those parties).

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    2. Re:Innovation .... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmm... Some of my best development work has been done intoxicated. :P A little extra rexaxation, and the code just flows.

      Those typo's become much more of a nuisance, however.

    3. Re:Innovation .... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nope, he's sore because this is a story aboout someone actually using their brain cells. Not only that, but for something fun and interesting. I.e., the kid's a *real* hacker, not a code monkey with an attitude.

  32. internet2 by thedillybar · · Score: 0, Offtopic
    And just about the time the site should be slashdotted, it loads faster than google.

    I love you, Internet2.

  33. Potential market...? by argent · · Score: 1

    "The potential market for the product, Hunnell says, is beer wholesalers and beer distributors."

    Why am I reminded of this?

    "I think there's a world market for about five computers." Thomas Watson, chairman of IBM, 1952

    (waits for 30 responses claiming he's got the quote, date, or author wrong)

  34. Don't click the link. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    n/a

  35. No Ice No Electricity either by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I wonder if using the Nigerian Nomad clay pot reefer would work on a keg?

    1. Big clay pot filled with wet sand
    2. Smaller clay pot inside big clay pot with layer of sand in between(keg in this case)
    3. Wet Rags on top of sand
    4. Evaporation keeps your inside pot cool...

    no plugs need

    1. Re:No Ice No Electricity either by smithmc · · Score: 1


      "Pot reefer"? "Keeps your pot cool"? Um... is it 4:20 yet?

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    2. Re:No Ice No Electricity either by adminispheroid · · Score: 1

      You're not going to get anywhere near 0 C that way. An evaporation cooler can't get below the dew point. Check your favorite weather page for your current local dewpoint. In most places on Earth, on a warm summer day it'll be way above freezing.

  36. Apply the technology to computing by CdBee · · Score: 0

    If it can cool a keg of beer, it can cool a graphics card or a CPU as well. Could this potentially be the end of Moore's law, if thermoelectric cooling elements could be built into a processor I daresay the problem of cooling powerful chips can be addressed very elegantly.

    Anyone else amused by the fact this guy's from a Weslayan college? Methodism has often been asssociated with abstention from alcohol, bet the school loved the practical applications....

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    1. Re:Apply the technology to computing by buffer-overflowed · · Score: 1

      Thermoelectric cooling is already used in computing. They're called peltiers and are generally paired with a watercooling rig for EXXXTREEEEEMMMMEEEEE cooling.

      Here. You want go buy an overpriced one?

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    2. Re:Apply the technology to computing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Case Western isn't a Weslayan college. It's a straight up normal private college, or as normal as they come. It's always had an identity issue with not being ivy league quality, but recently the president started a campaign to become "The World's Most Powerful Learning Institution."

      This campaign has had the adverse affect of killing much of the social life on campus, through coming down harsh on Greek Life and other people that know how to have a good time.

      Looks like the Physics department decided to fight ol' Eddy Hundert!

    3. Re:Apply the technology to computing by TooMuchCoff3E · · Score: 1

      I lived in Buckhannon, WV (where this particular wesylan school is) for a few years. They have nothing in that town except for frat parties. Absolutely nothing. Alcohol is the only entertainment, and I bet this guy is a major hero there now.

    4. Re:Apply the technology to computing by dont_think_twice · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If it can cool a keg of beer, it can cool a graphics card or a CPU as well.

      Slashdot has to be the only place where people think "sure, keeping my beer cold is nice and all, but what would really be neat is if I could use it to run my computer 3% faster."

      I hope you realize the rest of the world says "sure, making a computer run 3% faster is neat and all, but it would really be nice if it could keep my beer cold"

    5. Re:Apply the technology to computing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cooling some thing that produces heat, and cooling some thing that holds cold, are two differnt things.

    6. Re:Apply the technology to computing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Peltier devices much like this are used by overclockers as cooling solutions for their CPUs and/or GPUs.

      Also, unless they live in a fraternity, the rest of the world already has adequate cooling solutions for their beer, while their processors have been running hotter and hotter as of late. I hardly think the slashdot crowd will be alone in valuing heatsinks above improved kegrators.

  37. screw the beer... by blackcoot · · Score: 0

    ... when will i be able to use it to cool my system so i can overclock another 100MHz out of it and make winamp *that* much faster?

    1. Re:screw the beer... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "screw the beer"??? Your geek license is hereby revoked. Oh wait, mitigating factor - overclocking. Case Dismissed...

  38. cigarette lighter? by jardin · · Score: 1

    " .. or even a car's cigarette lighter" Perfect for long trips :) And when you get pulled over you'll be able to offer the officer something that won't taste like ass

  39. Cool sans ice by toroid11 · · Score: 1

    This is also a great idea for a really silent cpu cooler. When is it going to be on the market?

    1. Re:Cool sans ice by JayAdams · · Score: 1

      Won't the removal of heat energy from the CPU still have to go somewhere? I seem to remember there is some law of thermodynamics or something somewhere...and now you've got the additional energy from this 120v heat exchanger to deal with.

    2. Re:Cool sans ice by Dashing+Leech · · Score: 1
      This is also a great idea for a really silent cpu cooler.

      Um, not really. Beer does not produce any heat of its own. All you really need to do to keep beer cool is keep out the ambient heat. It just requires a little refrigeration to cool it in the first place. A CPU is constantly generating a lot of heat. It has significantly different requirements.

      That isn't to say this sort of technology can't be used for CPU cooling, but it's not even on the same level of application.

  40. Medical applications by nounderscores · · Score: 1

    I hope that the trauma unit at my local hospital gets one of these cold blankets to put me into hypothermia to slow down the effects of brain damage after I get so drunk I fall over and hit my head real bad.

    ask your doctor to sign up for clinical trials on hypothermia as a treatment for brain injury patients by sending your doctor here

  41. I'd buy that for a dollar... by JayAdams · · Score: 4, Funny

    Actually, I would like to pledge $20 dollars to the existing grant to make sure this gets the proper funding! Nothing like a project like this to spur the great minds of our generation to take action.

    I have to think that the $20k will pale in comparison to the Home Shopping Network profits next year.

  42. College Years by caldroun · · Score: 3, Funny

    I dont remember my kegs sitting around long enough to see room temprature, of course, I dont remember.

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  43. Re:Why do Americans care so much about cold beer? by grub · · Score: 3, Informative

    You mean "Guinness". Note the two Ns See their site

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  44. Testing the new Kegerator by tonyMontana69 · · Score: 0

    When the nerds who developed this decide its time for some testing, I keep getting this scene from that movie "Can't Hardly Wait"(with big "brained" Jennifer Love Hewitt) when Charlie Korsmo's nerdy character makes his way into the kitchen for his first cup of beer from the keg. After he takes his first gulp, he spits it out all over everyone screaming "NO ONE DRINK THE BEER, THE BEER HAS GONE BAD!!!"

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  45. I hate beer snobs by tybalt44 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Dear Dr. Stupid,

    You may notice that most American beer is Pilsener-style lager (pils). Which is intended to be drunk cold. Ask a brewer of Pilsener-style lager in any country what temperature his beer should be drunk at, most will say between 2 and 5 degrees C (36-41 F).

    I myself prefer ales and stouts to lagers, but there can be no doubt that (1) cold lager can be an ideal (and very tasty) beer in a hot environment; (2) people in many countries (including the U.S.) prefer lagers; (3) no amount of ignorant snobbery can make their preferences wrong; and (4) YAASA. STFU.

    Folks, next time some snooty jackass looks down his nose at you because of your beer, remember the Latin phrase de gustibus not est disputandunum, so you can teach him a lesson as your fist squelches into the soft tissues around his nose. And also, like our friend the AC here, he's probably wrong anyway.

    Please remember to FOAD. Thank you for your attention.

    Yours sincerely,

    tybalt44

    1. Re:I hate beer snobs by gilmour14 · · Score: 1

      He's right, just read this article. Lagers are brewed cold and meant to be drank cold. Ales and stouts are brewed warmer and are generally drank warmer (not warm, but basement temperature).

    2. Re:I hate beer snobs by Eagle5596 · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Not all american beers taste like bovine excrement, but most of the popular ones do. Anything Bud, Michelobe, Coors, etc isn't fit for flushing toliets when the water pressure is low. However there are some rather good American Microbrews.

      Old Dominion Beers (Ashburn, VA) are quite excellent, and rival some foreign beers.

      Of the domestic non-micro area, Yuengling is respectable, Sam Adams can be very drinkable, and Killians isn't half bad either.

    3. Re:I hate beer snobs by value_added · · Score: 1

      I think your own snooty jackass FOAD comments and enlightened snobbery would be more appreciated in alt.beer.ales.and.stouts.advocacy.

    4. Re:I hate beer snobs by LedZeplin · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Serving beers at or near freezing and serving beers at lagering tempature is a big difference. If you get a pilsner that it brewed for flavor and not for profit margin, you will find that they should be served at lagering tempatures, around 45F.

      As for the initial comment of 32-35 degrees for the blanket, I'm sure it would have a temperature control to choose your desired tempature. Who will this be marked to? The Frat boys who want to swill lots of cheap beer and tempature is secondary, or the beer snobs who want to keep their kegs at the proper tempature?

      Your Friendly Beer Snob^h^h^h^h Advocate.

    5. Re:I hate beer snobs by MCraigW · · Score: 1

      Different people taste different -- or have different tastes -- something like that.

      My favorite beers come from Victory Brewery, in Downingtown, PA. Their beers rank among the Best Beers in the World.

    6. Re:I hate beer snobs by Eagle5596 · · Score: 1

      Like I said, a lot of microbrews kick serious ass.

    7. Re:I hate beer snobs by DeathPickle · · Score: 1

      Killians is made by Coors. http://www.coors.com/brews/killians.asp But I will second that Old Dominion comment. They made _good_ stuff. And their brew pub restaurant is pretty cool too. LOTS of taps. One of their brews, New River Pale Ale, is _way_ better on tap I think than bottled.

    8. Re:I hate beer snobs by Eagle5596 · · Score: 1

      Have you ever had the pleasure of trying Old Dominion Oak Barrel Stout? Good stuff. I don't understand their Hop Pocket though, I can't stand that one (but not because it is piss beer, because it is much hoppier than your average human can stand).

      I knew Coors owned the Killian Breweries, but Killians is different from Coors, in the same way that Mountain Dew may be done by Pepsi, but tastes nothing like a Pepsi.

    9. Re:I hate beer snobs by DeathPickle · · Score: 1

      Oak Barrel Stout huh? Nope, haven't tried that one yet. I'll add it to my list.

      I _love_ hops. More than your average human, but agree with you on Hop Pocket. It tastes like hop water. Not enough malt. I'm a hobbyist home brewer and make a Pale Ale that's _quite_ hoppy, but still can't get into Hop Pocket.

      My cousin spent a year at the University of Nice on the Riviera. When I visited him, we went out and drank a LOT of the original Killians as it's sold in Europe. When he got back and we went out, he ordered a Killians thinking he was getting the same thing. Needless to say, he was quite disapointed.

    10. Re:I hate beer snobs by crawling_chaos · · Score: 1
      Good stuff. I don't understand their Hop Pocket though, I can't stand that one (but not because it is piss beer, because it is much hoppier than your average human can stand).

      If you think that Hop Pocket is hoppy, then you are definitely not worthy!

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      You can only drink 30 or 40 glasses of beer a day, no matter how rich you are.
      -- Colonel Adolphus Busch
    11. Re:I hate beer snobs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      remember the Latin phrase de gustibus not est disputandunum,

      And here, dear friend (I'm using "friend" figuratively here since it is quite clear from your post that you don't have and never will have any friends) you are completely, utterly, and irredeemably wrong.

      There is no reason to argue about facts. Facts are facts and no amount of arguing will change them.

      It is much more fruitful to argue about personal tastes since everybody has his or her own and there is much more room for a good fight.

    12. Re:I hate beer snobs by dildatron · · Score: 1

      Yes, nothing beats a crisp and cool IPA while sitting on the porch on a hot summer day.

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    13. Re:I hate beer snobs by Hoch · · Score: 1

      It sounds to me as though you have been out of college too long.

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    14. Re:I hate beer snobs by Megahurts · · Score: 1

      > a lot of microbrews kick serious ass.

      Indeed. Stone Brewery's Old Guardian, Arrogarnt Bastard, and Double Bastard Ales are excellent. Anything from Pete's Wicked is good (well, I've only had their brown ale but people say their strawberry blonde is just as good), and Old Rasputin, IMHO, even beats Guinness Draught. The annual belgian style ales from Lagunitas can make any summer after more blissful. And I'll almost never turn down anything brewed by Firestone, although I don't know if they're considered a microbrew.

      btw, anyone else find it really funny that the 'I hate beer snobs" poster user so many acronyms? Clearly, the implication is a poor taste in beer rather than any anti-snobbery opinions because the lack of accessibilty in posts over-using acronyms is itself quite snobbish.

    15. Re:I hate beer snobs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about Samuel Jackson? Why, you might even fight a ni**a!

    16. Re:I hate beer snobs by DeathPickle · · Score: 1

      ahhhhh But Arrogant Bastard doesn't taste like _just_ hops. You can definitely taste the malt in it as well. I do enjoy Stone Brewing's Ruination IPA quite well. Hops should complement malt in a beer. Not be the _only_ flavor present. Of course, all of this is IMNSHO...

    17. Re:I hate beer snobs by MikeXpop · · Score: 2, Funny

      I never trusted that Dr. Stupid...

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    18. Re:I hate beer snobs by Spoing · · Score: 1
      1. I myself prefer ales and stouts to lagers, but there can be no doubt that (1) cold lager can be an ideal (and very tasty) beer in a hot environment; (2) people in many countries (including the U.S.) prefer lagers; (3) no amount of ignorant snobbery can make their preferences wrong; and (4) YAASA. STFU.

        Folks, next time some snooty jackass looks down his nose at you because of your beer, remember the Latin phrase de gustibus not est disputandunum, so you can teach him a lesson as your fist squelches into the soft tissues around his nose. And also, like our friend the AC here, he's probably wrong anyway.

      OK, OK, OK...but can we all agree on what the best beer on the planet is?

      (And if you haven't had one...may I suggest you do! Tip for big time beer snobs: It's on tap in the US but in very few places. Last glass I had was $12 and worth every penny. The web site sucks, BTW.)

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    19. Re:I hate beer snobs by hal2814 · · Score: 1

      Many American breweries make beer that tastes best at around freezing, but you'll also notice that Americans drink most of their drinks (both alcoholic and non) at around freezing. That's the temperature most Americans like their drinks and the big American breweries cater to this.

      It's not a matter of making swill and then oops they have to serve it cold. It's a matter of Americans like 32 degree beer. What can we do to make our beer taste good at this temp?

      I will concede that some of the larger breweries put a shelf life on their beer that is a little generous. A two month old Coors is far superior to a four month old Coors, but neither has expired yet.

    20. Re:I hate beer snobs by napir · · Score: 1

      I've only had it in the bottle, but I didn't find it to be significantly different/better than Duvel. Maybe I should try it on tap.

    21. Re:I hate beer snobs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      It sounds to me as though you have been out of college too long.

      No, he said he still remembers the taste of bovine excrement, so obviously he gained too much experience recently. Maybe at an agricultural school.

    22. Re:I hate beer snobs by l1gunman · · Score: 1
      Actually, that's... de gustibus non est disputandum. Your "not" should be "non".

      There's no accounting for/disputing taste...

    23. Re:I hate beer snobs by Osiris+Ani · · Score: 1
      Many American breweries make beer that tastes best at around freezing
      ...like, for example, Duff Extra Cold .

      Oh yeah!

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    24. Re:I hate beer snobs by mmuskratt · · Score: 1

      DT is a fine ale, indeed. It is much better than Duvel - and Affligem Tripel...please.

      I would recommend trying Fin du Monde if you want to contest your taste buds...I find it to be superior to DT in many ways.

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    25. Re:I hate beer snobs by tybalt44 · · Score: 1

      I *love* La Fin Du Monde. Unibroue put out some darned fine beers... Blanche de Chambly and Maudite are also very good examples of their type. It's good to show the world that not all Canadian brew is Molson Puddlewater or Labatt Tinkle.

    26. Re:I hate beer snobs by tybalt44 · · Score: 1

      I really shouldn't knock Molson and Labatt in the same thread I complain about "beer snobs" in, since for lots of people that's their thing. But they are monotonous to my taste buds...

    27. Re:I hate beer snobs by mmuskratt · · Score: 1

      Molson has a very good use, actually: Get it ice cold, I mean just under "slush" state, and pour some hot water (not cold) into your bong. Take a massive toke and cannonball it with a swig of Molson...You'd be amazed at how great it tastes.

      I've found that brews like Maredsous are also good, and high in alcohol content. My personal, "six pack" beer is Full Sail Amber Ale from Hood River, Oregon. I don't drink much alcohol anymore because it made me fat...but I still love a good beer.

      If you want an excellent IPA, try to find some Lagunitas IPA. The hops flavor is impressive.

      Those little, white DT bottles are still pretty cool...

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    28. Re:I hate beer snobs by crawling_chaos · · Score: 1

      Did you get a chance to try the Double Bastard while they were still brewing it? It's about the closest thing to a Pan Galatic Gargleblaster that I've ever found (at least in the beer department).

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      You can only drink 30 or 40 glasses of beer a day, no matter how rich you are.
      -- Colonel Adolphus Busch
    29. Re:I hate beer snobs by Spoing · · Score: 1

      Unibroue! I worked in Montreal for a little while and fell in love with this brand. Not one of what they brew is poor or even OK...each are excellent. I'm sad, though, that much of it doesn't get to where I am now.

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    30. Re:I hate beer snobs by Spoing · · Score: 1
      1. I've only had it in the bottle, but I didn't find it to be significantly different/better than Duvel. Maybe I should try it on tap.

      If you can find it, you're in for a treat. It's very unusual to find a place outside of Belgium that carries it, though.

      On tap it is superior to the bottle, though the bottle can be quite good...there is one major catch though!

      I've found most bottles of DT are sadly mishandled in shipping (to the U.S.). If the cork has leaked (sticky label or even visible spillage) do not waste your money. Buy it warm if you can and chill it yourself. Unless you're a yeast lover, keep the bottle undisturbed and don't pour the last little bit out when serving.

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  46. Free Flow of Beer Key to Innovation by Lodragandraoidh · · Score: 3, Funny

    Without the free flow of beer there would be no new inventions.

    When this vaporware becomes reality, it will mark the dawn of a new Rennaisance - a bold new world where intergalactic keggers are the rule, rather than the exception...

    Long live the electric keg cooling blanket!

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    Lodragan Draoidh
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    1. Re:Free Flow of Beer Key to Innovation by skasingularity · · Score: 1

      I for one welcome our keg-dispensing overlords...

    2. Re:Free Flow of Beer Key to Innovation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This hasn't even been made yet! This is just someone's idea! Why is this a story on someone who is planning to invent something! I want a story on me! I plan to make a flying car that is made of apples! It will change the world! And I will make it soon! This is stupid!

  47. Its about time! by Gannoc · · Score: 4, Funny

    or even a car's cigarette lighter.

    Thank God. Frankly, I think its pretty dangerous to have to lean over and pull beer out of the back seat ice cooler while driving. Now, we can just plug a cooler into the cigarette lighter and keep our eyes on the road.

    Thank you, technology!

  48. R&D by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Serious stuff - I'd rather see this than another few million dumped into quantum computing.

    Yeah, 'cause that quantum computing is just a big waste of money...no future in that. /sarcasm>

  49. Wait! by mhoover · · Score: 1

    Think about a cluster of these! In the words on my hero Homer Simpson, "WooHoo!"

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    1. Re:Wait! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Think about a cluster of these? You MUST be new here! See my other anonymous post below for the appropriate terminology and mark it funny so I can post more crap

  50. Re:Possible uses for this fairly old tech by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Thanks for the informative link. I liked how Professor Johnsson professes his love for drunken queer orgies. We certainly need more profs with a zest for faggot fucking.

  51. A sheet of Peltier devices? by jfengel · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The article is woefully skimpy on details, but it sounds like he's planning to sew a bunch of Peltier devices onto a sheet of nylon.

    Perhaps, though the article doesn't make this at all clear, he thinks he's got some way to build a thermoelectric device out of a sheet of nylon. It would be a good and useful trick, especially when accomplished by a first-year physics student.

    Either way, it sounds to me like you're going to have to combine this with a fan if you're going to get anything useful out of it. Thermoelectric devices move heat a few centimeters and concentrate it, but if you just let it dissipate it'll eventually warm up the other side of the device, sapping a lot of your power. You need to blow a fan past it so you can use the air as a heat exchanger.

    1. Re:A sheet of Peltier devices? by Powercntrl · · Score: 1

      The article is woefully skimpy on details, but it sounds like he's planning to sew a bunch of Peltier devices onto a sheet of nylon.

      That's exactly what I thought of too... and it won't work. You need a LOT of surface area to get rid of, not only all the heat the peltiers move, but also all the heat from the wasted energy due to how inefficient peltiers are. Think beer keg turned metal porcupine. You'd still need fans too.

      If I was going to design a system to do the same thing, I'd use a smallish portable compressor system. Take a R-134a compressor similar to one found in a mini-fridge, put it in a portable box with a fan-cooled compact condenser, immerse a compact evaporator in a reservoir containing a propylene glycol solution. Pump the chilled propylene glycol solution through insulated hoses to a vinyl keg-wrap that chills the keg. Sound familiar? Yea, it's the same thing people have done to refridgerate their CPU. Where's my $20,000?

      It seems just the mere mention of beer has an intoxicating effect... I was expecting more geeks (especially those with refrideration/HVAC backgrounds) to spot how absurd the claims made in the article are.

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  52. ...C'mon this is expected.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Imagine a beowulf cluster of THESE puppies!
    IN Soviet Russia, the Keg cools YOU!
    I'm below 21 you Insensitive CLOD!

  53. No need to go high tech! by polyp2000 · · Score: 1

    Why dont they just weave some flexible tubing into some cloth and stick a fan on one end? Kinda like squashy version of one of these ?
    these ?

    Or if air isnt good enough howabout pumping a gas or liquid through that tube?

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  54. not that impressive by usrusr · · Score: 1

    those are a lot more fun, and you don't even need a power supply. yes, it won't go down to 0 celsius, but there are hughe differences between reasonably cool beer, warm beer, and stupidly cold beer.

    oh, and these things are already in use, i happened to enjoy one already some years ago.

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  55. It has so much more application than beer. by adl99 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I cannot believe that the chap submitting this didn't think about the possibilities for this. Refrigeration in the third world is so important - if this thing can run off a cigarette lighter, then it must draw so much less current than a peltier device, making it a very good solar-power candidate. This thing could revolutionise healthcare in third world countries. It could wipe out subsistence farming - food would stay unspoilt for so much longer. I am surprised (well, considering he's a student, not THAT surprised) that it has been marketed solely for beer. Well, some of the best inventions have arisen during wartime, and the war against cold beer has been raging for as long as I can remember, anyway.

    1. Re:It has so much more application than beer. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Refrigeration in the third world is so important - if this thing can run off a cigarette lighter, then it must draw so much less current than a peltier device, making it a very good solar-power candidate. This thing could revolutionise healthcare in third world countries. It could wipe out subsistence farming - food would stay unspoilt for so much longer.


      you don't get something for free here. really, this is just novel packaging of a peltier device (thermoelectric cooler/TEC). the efficiency of these devices is Not Good. they don't scale well and moreover they are somewhat expensive to manufacture. that's fine for cooling lasers in expensive, high power optoelectronics; not so fine for third world healthcare.

      AC and proud of it.

    2. Re:It has so much more application than beer. by Minwee · · Score: 1

      All you need now is to provide every farmer in the third world with their own cars so they will have a cigarettel lighter to run this off of. Either that or hook up a nice, simple, reliable electric grid to every home.

      Of course, if you could do that then you wouldn't have a problem in the first place.

    3. Re:It has so much more application than beer. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      From the Grandparent:
      making it a very good solar-power candidate

      Did you even read the post you responded to?
    4. Re:It has so much more application than beer. by I.AM.BLORT · · Score: 0

      this IS a peltier device.

  56. WV Wesleyan by DaveKAO · · Score: 1

    I can vouch that the students at WV Wesleyan are true drinkers, and this proves it. I spent a few weekends there in a haze. Great academics as well.

    1. Re:WV Wesleyan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is at Case Western, not WV Wesleyan...

    2. Re:WV Wesleyan by DaveKAO · · Score: 1

      RTFA -
      "A native of Washington, Pa.., Hunnell conceived of the idea with some friends one evening while a sophomore at West Virginia Wesleyan College."

  57. Doesn't the other side of it.... by callipygian-showsyst · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Doesn't the other side of this sheet get really, really warm? The heat it's removing has to go somewhere doesn't it?

    Can someone explain why this wouldn't make your car an oven? Most "thermoelectric" devices I've seen only have about a 10 degree differential from one side to another. Bringing a keg down to 32 degrees (F) in a car sounds like it would take a LOT of energy.

  58. Power consumption by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > or even a car's cigarette lighter

    I wonder how much current this thing draws - even in a well insulated ice box, conventional 12VDC refrigeration would drain an automotive battery in a hurry at ~5 amps. If this invention is a significant improvement, could have a decent market with boaters.

  59. That cig lighter thing is cool by bl8n8r · · Score: 1

    It will come in handy for all those long road trips to the M.A.D.D. seminars.

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  60. Peltier! by redelm · · Score: 1
    The problem of keeping a keg of beer cold deserves more attention. The keg is awkward and heavy when full, and doesn't need cooling when empty. I'd suggest a Peltier-based solution.

    Take a Peltier from an old computer rig or the new Coleman fridge. Bolt it with conventional thermal grease to a sizable (100 cm^2) heat spreader (Al or Cu) machined to match the barrel curve. Apply temporary heat transfer compound (KY jelly suggested, ketchup or mustard possible) and affix to lower quarter of keg with a rubber tie-down.

    Insulation is of course important and will size the Peltier. Sit the keg on a sheet of styrofoam. Wrap keg with sleeping blankets held in place with pins or masking tape. Use plastic bag as a vapor barrier after cutting and masking holes for dispensing piping and peltier intake/exhaust.

    The idea is the beer needs to be cold, not the whole keg. Dispensing, convection or even conduction within the beer should keep heat migrating to the Peltier. There is some risk of local freezing at the Peltier spot.

  61. Wear It Too? by BinBoy · · Score: 1

    Could a person wear something like this? Imagine cutting bills by turning off the central air and wrapping this around you while you work.

  62. 55-60F - Re:Real Ale by Malc · · Score: 1

    I was going to say that presumably this thing can be made to run at "cellar temperature". I'm glad I'm not the only one around here who likes to drink beer with decent flavour at a temperature that it can be tasted.

  63. Missed the memo. by reidhoch · · Score: 1

    "There are approximately 2,500 wholesalers in the United States. Ohio, West Virginia and Pennsylvania between them have 3,200 wholesalers and distributors."

    I missed the memo that said Ohio, West Virginia and Pennsylvania seceded from the nation.

  64. Hold the Wrap by stuffduff · · Score: 1
    Wouldn't it be better to make a self refridgerating beer keg? Wraps are prone to damage, while tha aluminum armor of a keg is built to take punishment. Remember it's the beer that we want to keep cool, not the keg!

    Can the technology be used with the copper coils used in ice coolers? After all the goal is most often to serve cold beer.

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  65. cooled keg + car by dubiousmike · · Score: 2, Funny

    = waking up with your car parked in a fountain

    1. Re:cooled keg + car by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      || not waking up at all || waking up in prison with a double vechicular manslaughter charge hanging over your head

  66. Re:Why do Americans care so much about cold beer? by jaraxle · · Score: 1
    I don't know... personally, I couldn't stand more than a few sips of Guinness when I tried drinking it cold, and I sloughed it off as Guinness just wasn't for me. A few months ago, I tried Guinness again but after leaving it out for a few hours. Much smoother... I loved it. Room temperature is the only way to drink a Guinness in my book.

    ~jaraxle

  67. evaporative coolers by peter303 · · Score: 1

    Somebody at just won a major invention prize for the following non-tech refigerative device: put a little pot inside a big pot with a layer of sand completely between the two pots. Fill the sand with water. Evaporation will keep the contents of the inner pot cool. This is proposed for 3rd world warm summers to keep from spoiling for 24-48 hours. This means you dont have to rush to market before every meal.

    After this invention was announced, archeologists mention similar devices used in medieval Europe and the ancient middle east. Even modern partiers know beer stays cooler longer if you keep a wet towel over it.

    1. Re:evaporative coolers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I did exactly that when I had a keg for a party on April 20th. (Wet wrap.)

      I think that the device mentioned here is not as good as you would expect. Sure, it might be good to keep a keg of beer cold. But I doubt it would be useful to cool a warm keg of beer.

      A keg of beer (mine) is 48L. It takes a long time to cool one of those suckers down if it has warmed up. Like, six to eight hours.

  68. Commercially available self cooling beer keg by avc · · Score: 1

    A German company offers self cooling beer kegs since last year. I bought two of those myself for a birthday party which worked very well (45 min to cool down a 5 gallon keg to perfect drinking temp).
    Clever technology - check it out:

    Coolsystem

    They used to provide one bavarian brewery (Tucherbrau - btw excellent beer)exclusively for quite some time but I think they started to bring it to the market already.

  69. Sure, more energy consumption... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... when you could just use ice packs.

  70. Air Conditioners -- Now where's *my* $20,000? by slagish666 · · Score: 1
    I've had the idea for years to use a thermoelectric device such as a bi-metal strip to replace the noisy mechanical compressors in air conditioners.

    Now, where's my $20,000?

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  71. There's something funny going on here... by VinceWuzHere · · Score: 1
    As Elmer J. Fudd (Millionaire) used to say "There's something scwewy going on around here...".

    I mean doesn't it strike ANYBODY as funny that an "alliance" that funds College activities is promoting COLD BEER?

    Then again maybe it's just me. Awww to hell with it, someone pass me a cold one...

  72. So passé by chrisatslashdot · · Score: 2, Informative

    This technology is way behind. A German company has devloped a keg that cools beer with no cord. I actually saw this keg and drank its beer at Pack Expo 2003. The beer was real cold and the outside of the keg was warm. It works by evaporative cooling using a double-walled shell, a controlled vacuum, and a special moisture holding material. The keg could be regenerated and used over and over. It is quite an ingenious system. The company rep said that they had no sucesses in marketing the keg in the US. But this might very well be worth the cost of airfare to Germany.

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    1. Re:So passé by geekoid · · Score: 1

      but a 'sleeve' that you put a keg in wouldn't require a change for keg makers.
      I imagine a cup holder you can put your drink in, and a few solear sells, and you could have an 'ever chilling' cup holder.

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  73. BAH - go for a Jet Powered Beer Cooler! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    www.asciimation.co.nz/beer/

  74. Re:portable method for keeping beer cold indefinet by thebra · · Score: 3, Funny

    Nerd? Oh yes because his party will be so lame that no one will show up so he will have a lot of beer left over.

  75. all that AND better beer too! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not only will the geeks' beer be cold, but with all the grant money they'll be able to buy the good stuff, not the usual mass market American piss beer of your average frat party. When are the young people of today going to learn that life is too short to drink McBeer? (When they get jobs, that's when.)

    1. Re:all that AND better beer too! by Lost+Engineer · · Score: 1

      We'd drink good beer if we could! Its way too damn expensive, compared to 60 dolla kegs of Bud Light.

    2. Re:all that AND better beer too! by Liora · · Score: 2, Interesting

      A coworker of mine once speculated that for the average Joe, an individual's gross adjusted expenditures on alcohol remain roughly constant throughout the drinking adult years, but that the quantity and quality are inversely correlated. I think he might have been about right.

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    3. Re:all that AND better beer too! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Its way too damn expensive, compared to 60 dolla kegs of Bud Light.


      Who the fuck drinks Bud Light as a cheap beer? Its not even a cheap beer.
      This is stupid. Any light beer is going to have a lower alcohol content so you are essentially wasting your money. Something like Bud Natural Ice (which is anything but Natural) (lovingly referred to as "Natty ice") is a MUCH better value. Its cheaper (~$10 dollars cheaper than Bud Light kegs) in the ENY area, and 5.9 ABV.

  76. Holy shit, this thing could change covention by VinceWuzHere · · Score: 1
    After I hit "submit" a few minutes ago with this smarmy comment it hits me that a device like this that "runs off a vehicle's battery" could indeed change the way we think about field refrigeration techniques (let alone in the home). I mean, think about it, if the device can keep stuff cold on a minimal amount of power then think about the ramifications to the appliance industry.

    Unless I absolutely misread the news release I interpret this to be a low-power device.

    My Koolatron Cooler will kill a car battery in 6 hours and that's a lotta damn power it's taking just to keep the temperature cool (I know, they only keep items at 20degrees below ambient).

    While I don't know an awful lot about this stuff it still strikes me as having the potential to change the convention on how we think about electric refrigeration and I think that's pretty cool!

  77. cool kegs _without_ electricity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    If you care for cool beer without electricity you might want to check out this system, which according to their website "chills beer, wine and all other drinks anytime and anyplace within 30 minutes without the influence of electircity [sic], Water or ice."

  78. tucher coolkeg by ypoint · · Score: 0

    Something similar already exists here in Germany http://www.tucherbraeu.de/bier/produkte/index_Cool keg.html The beer itself isn't that good though.

  79. Re:"Revenge of the Nerds (f(f(f(f(f(f(x)))))))" by dsandler · · Score: 1
    ... but the nerds invent amazing keg-cooling gadgets and get the cheerleeders to go to the Lambda-Lambda-Lambda nerd frat party.

    Glad to see the nerds finally getting some closure.

  80. Make clothes! by Dr.Knackerator · · Score: 1

    I'd pay for keep cool underclothes, powered by some kind of kinetic energy (like walking)

  81. It won't work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The devices he is looking at [peltiers] would require active cooling [fans] because they are woefully inefficient.

  82. (offtopic) by Inuchance · · Score: 1

    I just wrote a quick Perl script to convert your sig from a whitespace-seperated list of hex numbers to a string, so I believe *I'M* the one with too much free time.

    [inuchance@inuBook ~/perl]$ echo "49 20 68 61 76 65 20 74 6F 6F 20 6D 75 63 68 20 66 72 65 65 20 74 69 6D 65 2E" | ./hex2str.pl
    I have too much free time.

  83. Nothing else than a flexible Peltier by just+fiddling+around · · Score: 1

    The "thermoelectric" effect used is the Peltier effect. So this guy "innovates" by packaging a whole bunch of Peltier elements in a flexible package AKA blanket.

    Sheesh. How about a self-heating thermoelectric butter-cutting knife? Some innovation!

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  84. Vital Accessory by I.AM.BLORT · · Score: 0

    keg cooler + pc + plus 12 volt adapter (found here : http://www.thinkgeek.com/pcmods/cables/61fd/ )

    =
    Bliss.

  85. We always used to say..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There are six-pack girls
    There are twelve-pack girls
    and then
    There are CASE girls

  86. Original idea? by Shinglor · · Score: 1

    What is his idea? It sounds to me like a flexible peltier array, what's original about that?

  87. METRIC by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    METRIC PEOPLE, METRIC!!!!!!!!

  88. Re:Why do Americans care so much about cold beer? by Guido+von+Guido · · Score: 1

    Most Americans drink lagers, which are better served cold. Even good lagers should be served cold. I personally prefer ales, which should be served warmer. But is Guinness "the finest beer ever made?" Nah. It's probably the best mass-produced beer in the world, but then again its competition is Bud, Miller and Coors. There are better stouts on the market.

  89. Keeping cool sans ice? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You can cool without ice? Oh my goodness! This is amazing! This is just...unbelievable. This is...wait a minute. I already have a refrigerator...

  90. I can do with with no electricity at all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just build a big vacuum (Thermos) bottle around the keg.

    Now your beer will stay cold all day without being plugged into anything.

    Doesn't waste energy either.

  91. donate by undef24 · · Score: 1
    Serious stuff - I'd rather see this than another few million dumped into quantum computing."

    Donate your own money then.

  92. Lets not forget the simpler implementation by manganese4 · · Score: 1

    Here is a very simple system that even works out in the middle of nowhere.

    Rolex Awards

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  93. Too little too late... by chaeron · · Score: 1

    Damn....I knew I shouldn't have bought that kegorator (fridge with a tap) for my garagemahal last month.

    Oh well...if it ain't broke I ain't gonna fix it, since the beer is cold, wet and tasty!

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  94. Long Live Pensylvania! by guycouch · · Score: 1

    There are approximately 2,500 wholesalers in the United States. Ohio, West Virginia and Pennsylvania between them have 3,200 wholesalers and distributors. Wow. Ohio, Virginia, and Pennsylvania form a nation that can drink the USA under the table!

  95. Only in America by JawFunk · · Score: 1
    Only in America, where the macro-brew tastes so bad you have to almost freeze it to bury the "smooth taste".

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  96. Can it cool Processors? by jannisdh · · Score: 1

    Anything that can cool processors with no noise would be very welcome.

    1. Re:Can it cool Processors? by wolrahnaes · · Score: 1

      yep. look up peltier cooling.

      overclockers have been using peltiers along with big fans, water, or phase change cooling for years.

      you do still need something to cool the peltier, so it won't be completely noiseless, but you can get lower temps than typical cooling systems.

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    2. Re:Can it cool Processors? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      nope. you act like you are agreeing with him, but you are talking about something entirely different. He's talking about quiet, you are talking about noisy.

  97. NAH! by JawFunk · · Score: 1

    I'll stick to my homemade keggerator, it runs on it's own generator, but atleast the beer's good for a month.

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  98. Obligatory post... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I, for one, welcome our new beer blanket overlords!

  99. Re:Why do Americans care so much about cold beer? by linuxmankev · · Score: 1

    American beer is crap. They need $20,000 worth of funding to improve it!

  100. Who owns the IP? by amstrad · · Score: 1

    If this idea takes off, will Adam see any profit since Case University probably owns the IP?

    Isn't his why people leave school if they get a really good idea? Of course in this case, he wouldn't have been awarded the grant.

  101. Efficiency! by number · · Score: 1

    Remember the biggest problem with current thermoelectric materials - the woeful efficiency - means for every say 3 Watts of electrical power supplied, you end up with only around 1W of cooling power and 2W of heat! One would do better with a keg *made of* a huge peltier junction which means the inside lining would be the cold plate and the outside lining would be essentially one big heatsink, but that would be quite a bit harder to design.

    Much more energy-efficient would be a similar keg sleeve with a portable heat pump providing keg-isolated coolant and heat exhaustion. Heat pumps are much more efficient at this, despite being less convenient.

  102. Warm brown beer ... by Dark$ide · · Score: 3, Funny
    It just won't catch on over here. In Great Britain we like our beer warm and dark brown.

    For the folks who have a British car - the suggestion is that it's due to our fridges being made by Lucas Electrics.

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  103. powerdrunk by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

    Thermoelectrics, running enthalpy against entropy, is very costly, in watts per hours-cooled. While mass-produced ice from the beer distributor, properly wrapped, is relatively efficient. I'd rather see research producing an insulated keg with charged, drainable ice cavities. It would also keep pledges from electrocuting themselves when executing tapcounts. No wonder you're against the extremely low power quantum computing. You're aptly powerdrunk, Dr. Ludicrous!

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  104. $20,000! by NerveGas · · Score: 2, Funny


    I'll do it for $2,000, and get to pocket more than half of that!

    "Thermoelectrics". You know, peltiers. I just picked up a couple of high-quality, surplus 45-watt Peltiers for $4 each. Each being able to pump up to 30 watts of heat, it certainly wouldn't take many of them to keep that beer keg nice and chilly.

    So, just for grins, let's say that I buy 20 of those, and run them at much less than full power. That keeps each spot from getting so hot that it needs a heat sink. That's what, $80 so far? Then, it's a matter of building the power supply/temp controller and sewing up a wrap.

    Out of this guy's $20,000 grant, he'll probably be able to spend about $19,500 on "restocking vital supplies" (refilling all of the kegs he's drunk).

    steve

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  105. NOT INNOVATIVE. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We use wraps just like this in semiconductor manufacturing to pre-cool vaccuum High Pressure Physical Vapor Deposition (HPPVD) chambers prior to pump-down. In fact, this same method has been used since at least 1991 with the introduction of the Varian 3290 PVD "sputter" machines.

  106. Something tells me this guy has it figured out... by cr0sh · · Score: 1
    1. Drink some^H^H^H^Ha lot of beer.

    2. Use "big words" and "science" to confuse people about cooling said beer.

    3. ???^H^H^HGet grant of $20,000! Woohoo!!!

    4. Profit, baby...

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  107. Portable Party by rothfoto · · Score: 1

    Wow. Throw one of those around a keg, put the keg on a Radio-Flyer (or other form of acceptable wagon) along with a car battery and inverter and you've got yourself a keg party to go.
    Now we just need to do something about those damn open container laws we have in the states.

    (Maybe some shock absorbers on the wagon too, you know, to keep the foam down.)

  108. too cold by drwho · · Score: 1

    beer is supposed to be kept around 55 degrees fahrenheit. 32-35 mentioned is too cold.

  109. Re:Why do Americans care so much about cold beer? by rothfoto · · Score: 1

    american beers are best drunk cold because the standard american ale is gross, or at least fairly flavorless. the only way to get it down is to have it highly carbonated and ice cold. other beers with real flavor are better warm and less carbonated because they actually taste good! also, beer that you have 'warm' doesnt mean room temperature, just like wine served at room temp isnt supposed to be 71 deg. F. its more like 62 degrees. it makes a big difference. ask any barkeep at a good london pub.

  110. Alternate Use by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    This is great!

    This is something that I have been looking for for the past 2 years. I do serious cross country motorcycling...1000 miles a day types of trips. There is nothing worse than being stuck in 100 degree heat wearing full protective gear.

    This could probalby be fitted into a suit and with a controller modulated to allow for cooling on HOT days... I want a sample! Where can I get it!

  111. I'd Rather See This by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1

    than a FEW HUNDRED BILLION dumped into the stupid-ass weapons the Pentagon is developing a la the other /. story today.

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  112. Dude that's not a "full keg" by g-san · · Score: 1

    It's a 1/2 barrel. The ones shorter than that are the 1/4 barrels and the tall skinny ones are 1/6ths. Go into your local store and ask for a "full keg" and you will get a wierd look.

    Do you want to know more?

  113. I can't resist the joke... by NinjaOfTheNasty · · Score: 1

    Can you imagine a beowulf cluster of these? :-D

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  114. DWI by Big+Chubby+Cat · · Score: 1

    [...]will be able to maintain a full keg at 32-35F by running off of wall current or even a car's cigarette lighter[...]

    Great! Instead of drinking "only" a sixpack while we are driving, we can now drink whole kegs while we drive!

  115. Just drink it quick by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    To me this seems like a waste, why not just use ice and drink before the keg before it melts, works well for me.

  116. Up here in Canada by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Up here in Canada, we just stick the keg outside the door, in a snowbank. Nice and cold.

  117. I'm not interested until ... by pdp0x14 · · Score: 1

    this can be plugged into a USB port.

  118. getting cold from electricity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    IT'S a REVOLUTION!!!!

  119. I fail to see... by Technician · · Score: 1

    I don't see any cost or enerty consumption studies. There are lots of ways to make or keep a keg cool. How many BTU's have to be removed from a warm keg to get it from say 80 degrees F ambient at the beach party down to say 40 degrees for the party. What rate does the thermal tansfer happen. (in other words, will it be cold in time for the party?) Would it be faster to fill a trash can full of bags of ice.

    Reality check.. Does this solve any issues other than how long you can keep it cold? If the idea is to keep it cold, is this going to use more or less power to do the job. TCO includes the purchase price and the operation cost. Buying bags of ice is a high operating cost, but fast. An insulated container may decrease your ice consumption rate for long term storage but increases the initial purchase price of a container. How about some comparisons of short and long term TCO studies.

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  120. Great for Microbreweies by microbrewer · · Score: 1

    I was a brewer In Australia where the heat gets over 100 degrees F in summer and i consulted for a small beer company that does most of its bussiness online and its distribution model is direct marketing so this sort of this would be great. http://www.blowie.com.au get free shares in a brewery trying to export to the United States but the beer is being finger printed and investigated by the CIA,F DA and US customs and anal probed by miliatary intelligece beforeany American can drink it .

  121. It's been done before. by KevinDumpsCore · · Score: 1

    > Nowhere else in the world could they have come up with such a marvelous invention

    Yeah, an ice-free fridge... That's never been done before.

  122. Don't forget about the other ice-free fridge. by KevinDumpsCore · · Score: 1

    How quickly we seem to forget... Last month, Slashdot had a story about another ice-free fridge.

  123. Re:portable method for keeping beer cold indefinet by geekoid · · Score: 1

    Pretty girl:"Whats the nerd doing here?"
    Jock:"He's the only one that knows how to keep the beer cold."

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  124. Lagering vs. straight fermentation by denise_yenko · · Score: 1
    I buy my beer ready made. However, I make my own kimchee. Uses up a lot of room in the refrigerator.

    It also needs to be lagered. In order to produce kimchee instead of stinky, rotten cabbage, it needs to ferment at or less than 40 degrees -- refrigerator temperatures.

    That's why the Koreans call it "winter kimchee"

    When I worked at a restaurant, and had permission to use the extra space in the walk-in, I could make it by the 5 and 10 gallon lots.

    Regards, all...

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  125. Yeah, this is probably redundant, but I'm too lazy by TheABomb · · Score: 1
    to read through all these posts. Because surely I'm not the only one who sees a problem with this thing being powered by your car battery.

    In related news, the Darwin Awards for 2005 have already been announced ...

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