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OH, wait, I'm supposed to be all against turning Samus into a sexpot. Woops, sorry about that, heh.

Woo has never, ever, ever, ever worked with Jackie Chan.

Yes he has.

Eliza Dushku
She's got training, and she's got the attitude.

Is Tru Calling any good?

Anyone who quotes Joe Dirt is cool with me.

Clem: [talking to himself while looking in the mirror] Hey, You're talking to me all wrong here. It's the wrong tone. You better watch it, or I'll stab you in the face with a soldering iron. Hey, does your mother sew? BOOM. Get her to sew that!

I'd give the part to Connie Neilson.

Unfortunately, I think your list needs some revision:

1. Mortal Kombat: Annihilation
2. Tomb Raider 2
and the soon to be released
3. next Resident Evil movie

i'll never understand video game movies nor their sequels...

Unfortunately, I think your list needs some revision:

1. Mortal Kombat: Annihilation
2. Tomb Raider 2
and the soon to be released
3. next Resident Evil movie

i'll never understand video game movies nor their sequels...

I think it would be really awesome if the whole movie has pretty much no dialogue and starts out with Samus coming onto a planet in full gear, have the character and environment development through this suited character exploring the environment, like the game goes.

Yes, I'm sure that would keep them riveted to their seats. 90 minutes of a big screen game demo. I'm bored just reading this. It'd be like sitting through Winged Migration again, weighing suicide versus sitting through the rest of this boring ass movie.

Don't mean to flame, but we as geeks have to realize that there is a difference between games, novels, and movies. Movies have to entertain in SIGNIFICANTLY less time than video games and novels have to develop plot, character, blah blah etc. They make up for it by their ability to include nudity. :-)

John Woo has, on the other hand, directed A Better Tommorow, The Killer, Hard Boiled, Face/Off, and most recently Paycheck. More likely, Shamus Aran's armor may swap out the arm cannon for two energy pistols or something, or two cannons like Schlock's

John Woo has, on the other hand, directed A Better Tommorow, The Killer, Hard Boiled, Face/Off, and most recently Paycheck. More likely, Shamus Aran's armor may swap out the arm cannon for two energy pistols or something, or two cannons like Schlock's

John Woo has, on the other hand, directed A Better Tommorow, The Killer, Hard Boiled, Face/Off, and most recently Paycheck. More likely, Shamus Aran's armor may swap out the arm cannon for two energy pistols or something, or two cannons like Schlock's

John Woo has, on the other hand, directed A Better Tommorow, The Killer, Hard Boiled, Face/Off, and most recently Paycheck. More likely, Shamus Aran's armor may swap out the arm cannon for two energy pistols or something, or two cannons like Schlock's

John Woo has, on the other hand, directed A Better Tommorow, The Killer, Hard Boiled, Face/Off, and most recently Paycheck. More likely, Shamus Aran's armor may swap out the arm cannon for two energy pistols or something, or two cannons like Schlock's

And we'll just end up with another horrible movie, like Tank Girl

Chili fips through the script a moment . . .
CHILI: You know how to write one of these?
BO CATLETT: There's nothin' to know. You have an idea, you write down what you wanna say. Then you get somebody to add in the commas and shit where they belong, if you aren't positive yourself. Maybe fix up the spelling where you have some tricky words . . . although I've seen scripts where I know words weren't spelled right and there was hardly any commas in it at all. So I don't think it's too important. Anyway, you come to the last page you write in 'Fade out' and that's the end, you're done.
CHILI: That's all there is to it, huh?
BO CATLETT: That's all.
Chili sits forward, stabs out his cigarette, exhales into Bo Catlett's face . . .
CHILI: Then what do I need you for?

I bet we could use OO.o to add all the commas and shit...

Some info on the movie on IMDB.

> No, broken will be the inevitable sequel. *No* movie makes that kind of money without a sequel. The way I see it, we have about a year and a half before "THE PASSION 2: DAWN OF THE DEAD."

More likely Jesus II: Walking Tall .

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1. Make a good movie.
2. Sequel it to death.
3. ???
4. Sue People.
5. Profit!.

Emphasis on good. At least it was better than Battlefield Earth. Starship troopers wasn't horrible, but surely there are better movies to sequel? Master and Commander 2 perhaps?

you're not familiar with Casper Van Dien's filmography.

Fabio has a better resume. In this limited case Starship Troopers might even be considered a highlight.

From what I've read, I'm not sure anyone would want his/her favorite hardware/software to be associated with this film. An excerpt:

Where Starship Troopers 1 had mindblowing special effects the sequel takes a very smart turn: In order to save money ... the producers of Starship Troopers 2 just used the special effects of the first movie again. Yep, you're right. Same images.

That's so bad that it's being given away with the animated series DVD? The one that blue screens a bunch of nobodies in front of footage from Starship Troopers?

"from time to time some poor guy the director might have picked up on the street waves a plastic-thingie shaped like a bug's limb from the side of the screen. (A friend of mine actually started calling it "Eddy" as it became his favorite character)."

"The plot: Well... there actually is one. ...features some slimy parasites that control humans by entering them through their mouth. (That's the only new cgi, by the way!)"

Stargate already did that one. Well, so did Alien, et al. More here.

If you read the first review of the movie on imdb you begin to wonder if this will help or hinder the opinion of the quality of RaveHD. Did they just use this to edit in the scenes from the previous movie?

P.S - I quite enjoyed the original movie, but mostly because of Paul Verhoeven's style. Without him the sequel wont have the same feel.

Tux was always so innocent in my eyes. He's like a nice wholesome character you can get all your friends to worship. I had no idea he was a necrophile.

Don't blame Tux- he was sacrificed by Linus in a bizarre pagan^h^h^h^h^hpenguin ritual in the mid-1990s. Nowadays, Linus and senior figures in the Linux community use Tux's corpse in photographs, as a front for their sick activities.

Ever wondered why all pictures of Tux are the same pose? Simple. It's a stuffed penguin corpse. For the variants where (eg) Tux is holding a mobile phone and a briefcase, they place the phone in the corpse's hand and the briefcase in front of him.

As I understand it, a Hollywood dramatisation of these events is in the final stages of production;
Christopher Lee is Linus Torvalds in "Weekend at Tux's".

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Star Wars did a better job of convincing me that the deserts of Tatoonie (sp?) were real than this did.

According to Stars Wars Trivia at IMDB:

The Tatooine scenes were filmed in Tunisia. There is a town in Tunisia called "Tatahouine". Some of the interiors of Luke's house were filmed in a hotel in Tunisia, but the exterior is an actual home in the village of Matmata, where caves and craters have been inhabited for a long time.

I was going to explain, but then, I thought, "why bother"? Star Wars is dreadful, 'nuff said.

I would keep it alive and extract the very valuable badger milk. Just be certain of the badger's sex before milking.

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One down, one to go; you obviously missed The Legend of the Lone Ranger starring the horrible Klinton Spillsbury.

Hey, if they made Steve Buscemi Gilligan, it might not be so...well, yeah, it would still be bad.

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