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U.S. Justice Department Prepares Assault on Pr0n

An anonymous reader writes "The Baltimore Sun is reporting that the Justice Department is preparing to reawaken old laws to fight the war on ... no, not terrorists... porn! And not just the kinky stuff either. In the age of Internet connectivity, will this mean these jobs are headed to India too?"

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  1. Say what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny
    In the age of Internet connectivity, will this mean these jobs are headed to India too?
    They are going to outsource the DOJ? Good god, is nothing sacred?
    1. Re:Say what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      Could be an improvement.

    2. Re:Say what? by 47Ronin · · Score: 5, Funny

      Let me be the first to say "N O O O O O O O O !!!"

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    3. Re:Say what? by typobox43 · · Score: 2

      Next thing we know, India will be outsourcing the supposedly sacred cows to the US.

    4. Re:Say what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      They are going to outsource the DOJ? Good god, is nothing sacred?


      In about 9 months all of the major players involved are going to have their asses outsourced right out of Washington when John Kerry takes office as President. As a die-hard conservative Republican, I'm sick and tired of these god damn neocon carpet-baggers trying to turn this country into a fundamentalist Christian police state. George W. Bush has done more to undermine our liberty than ten thousand Al Qaeda sleeper cells can ever hope to. Congratulations, you've single handedly set the United States back 35 years in the world political scene.

    5. Re:Say what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I read some posts here and can't believe that people can be so f... tightminded. Would you really watch porn with your mother or daughter? If so, you're stupid looser who can't understand what's going on, if you don't then quit preaching on how normal porn is.

    6. Re:Say what? by ebsf1 · · Score: 1

      What? They are sending our pornstars to India!!!

    7. Re:Say what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Would you get naked in front of your mother and daughter ? Or do you never shower ?

      Oh, what's that ? Yes, we're talking about things you do in private.

    8. Re:Say what? by danila · · Score: 1

      Cows are.

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    9. Re:Say what? by Ayaress · · Score: 1

      Most of the pr0n jobs have already gone to Europe and Japan. Just look at any porno site. Russians, Hungarians, Dutch, Italians, Japanese, Chinese, Lesbian. No Americans.

    10. Re:Say what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, it makes sense, after all Kama Sutra is from India, one of the Axis of Pr0n. By moving DoJ to India, the Bushies will go to war at the source. With luck, the Kama Sutrization and the pornographization of the world can be defeated and all citizens of the world can keep their virginity until death. We will liberate the world from having to have sex and Indians will welcome us and line up to throw us condoms as the DoJ liberates India. (Hey, /.-ters will not be the only virgins. Whoohoo!!)

      Oh, dang! This is just in. There is no proof that there exist weapons of mass orgy in India.

  2. War on Prawns! by RobertB-DC · · Score: 4, Funny

    U.S. Justice Department Prepares Assault on Pr0n

    About damned time, too. The Long John Silvers giveaway was bad enough.

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    1. Re:War on Prawns! by Alan+Cox · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Actually I prefer the war on porn.. with no porn who is going to fund all the evil DRM projects 8)

    2. Re:War on Prawns! by bobbozzo · · Score: 2, Funny

      Everyone in the San Fernando Valley, RUN!
      The marines are invading!

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    3. Re:War on Prawns! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Err, porn distributors are some of the few companies that release non-region-restricted DVDs...the big ones that might prefer DRM are probably the ones that are safe from US govt intervention.

      Anyway, I prefer the war on porn (in the US), too, since it's the least likely to spread outside the US borders, so we're safe here in Europe.

  3. who cares? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny
    In the age of Internet connectivity, will this mean these jobs are headed to India too?

    Let's hope so. Indian women are hot.

    1. Re:who cares? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Word of warning: Don't ever search for "indian woman" (without the quotes) on Google Image Search with filtering turned off.

    2. Re:who cares? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Word of warning: Don't ever search for "indian woman" (without the quotes) on Google Image Search with filtering turned off.

      After some brief research, I must concur with this statement.

    3. Re:who cares? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      holly jesus! that's as bad as goatse.

      I got this as first image hit:
      http://www.filariasis.org/images/photo_femal e_g1.j pg

      from google search of indian woman:

      http://images.google.com/images?q=indian+woman&i e= UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&hl=en&btnG=Google+Searc h

    4. Re:who cares? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      holy crap... and that comes up with 'safe search' on!?! The grandparent must have meant to say: "don't ever search for 'indian woman' with filtering on"

    5. Re:who cares? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative
    6. Re:who cares? by Old+Uncle+Bill · · Score: 1

      Why the fuck did I feel compelled to look at that. It's worse than goatse. Much worse. Don't. Just don't.

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    7. Re:who cares? by Rude+Turnip · · Score: 1

      That first search result....OMFG! This guy isn't shitting you either...I just checked b/c I thought it was "reverse psychology." Now, I wish I had eaten dinner BEFOREhand!

    8. Re:who cares? by platypibri · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It's human nature to investigate such a thing when you read a post like this. DO NOT DO THIS!!!! It's horrible! Spare yourself! I'm gonna go bleach my eyes.

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    9. Re:who cares? by Nikkodemus · · Score: 3, Funny

      Anyone for fudge drops?

    10. Re:who cares? by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 3, Informative
      Actually, incorrect. If you turn SafeSearch completely off, you get mild pr0n images. If you select "Moderate -> filter images but not text" you get the first really disturbing image.

      -b.

    11. Re:who cares? by green_crocadilian · · Score: 1

      Ladies and gentlemen, I believe we have found the new goatse. Any bets on how long it would take for someone to make ascii art of that?

    12. Re:who cares? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Man, where's the eye soap? :(

      Maybe they CAN filter out at least some porn.

      Like that, snuff, rape and child porno, which if I understand LawMeme is what they're going after, pretty much...

    13. Re:who cares? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ahh mine eyes they burn in pain.

    14. Re:who cares? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I see a lot of replies from a bunch of fucking pussies. It's not THAT bad! Jesus. Grow some balls.

      It's *interesting*... what the hell IS that?

    15. Re:who cares? by bfg9000 · · Score: 1

      Two words for all you Googling friends: Nadia Nyce.

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      I'm not normally an irrational zealous dickhead, but I figure "When in Rome..."

    16. Re:who cares? by themo0c0w · · Score: 3, Informative

      I am not a doctor, but I think its an inguinal hernia, where the intestines bulge out from the abdominal muscle walls, generally in the groin area.

      It's unusual in females, but it happens. More often, it occurs in males -- hence the "Turn your head and cough" test the doctor does during a general checkup. Since the herniation will bulge more when you cough, they can usually catch the small ones before they get worse.

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    17. Re:who cares? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thank you!

    18. Re:who cares? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Like that, snuff, rape and child porno, which [...] is what they're going after ...for now.

    19. Re:who cares? by Dumbush · · Score: 1

      "Actually, incorrect. If you turn SafeSearch completely off, you get mild pr0n images. If you select "Moderate -> filter images but not text" you get the first really disturbing image."

      Man...

      You deserve informative, interesting, insightful, and funny...

    20. Re:who cares? by HyperCash · · Score: 1

      Thank you for appeasing my curiosity without making me have to look at the actual picture. That sounds pretty twisted. --HC

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    21. Re:who cares? by glock22ownr · · Score: 1

      Remember one thing: Win Platform :: ALT + F4 Apple: APPLE + W

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    22. Re:who cares? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Filariasis

    23. Re:who cares? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That first search result....OMFG! This guy isn't shitting you either...

      If he isn't, then what in the hell is he shitting you?

    24. Re:who cares? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Since that's a woman suffering from a horrible disease that probably killed her and certainly made her suffer horribly, one hopes not.

      The goatse guy did that to himself, as is his right.

      That filariasis is widespread, preventable, and virtually unknown in the corpulent West is icing on the cake. Hmm, maybe you're right and it should be the new goatse...

    25. Re:who cares? by Wes+Janson · · Score: 2, Informative

      THE BURN! OH GOD, THE BURN!

      In case you are like I am, and curiosity runs hard, all I'll say is that it's an image of elephantitis of the female genitalia, and if you want a rough idea, imagine a really deformed baby cat between the girl's legs. It makes one long for the mild horror of goatse.

    26. Re:who cares? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh God No.

      Why? Why? Why?

      And here I was expecting some hot nude women...

    27. Re:who cares? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i am an absolute pro in this subject. (not safe for work)

      nadia nyce, rasheen karim-koram, christina in ben dover, etc.

      try angeladevi.com
      or adoreanjali.com
      or my new fave, mandy/layla at the various sites around http://www.morevaginalcumshots.com/09/index.html

    28. Re:who cares? by esaloch · · Score: 0
      "Word of warning: Don't ever search for "indian woman" (without the quotes) on Google Image Search with filtering turned off."


      Oh please God, why must I be curious. Time to throw up.
    29. Re:who cares? by Daimaou · · Score: 1

      Why oh why can't I curb my over-developed sense of curiosity? That was just wrong.

    30. Re:who cares? by TheOldFart · · Score: 1

      you are SICK!!!! I now have a mouthfull of coke all over my keyboard... I'm laughing so hard it hurts... damn you!

    31. Re:who cares? by biobogonics · · Score: 1

      I am not a doctor, but I think its an inguinal hernia[snip]

      Thank $deity you aren't. The inguinal region is where the abdomen meets the thigh.

    32. Re:who cares? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not THAT bad! Jesus. Grow some balls.

      Like these? (same site)

      As for what it is, another poster provided a link to the Wikipedia article on Filariasis... it's a tropical, parasitic disease that often manifests itself in elephantitis. It's really quite tragic.

    33. Re:who cares? by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 1
      Now, of course every one of you chuckleheads clicking on the link to gawk are all but assuring that the next time my kid has to do a report on Pocahantis or something she gets an eyefull.

      Mental note: Junior and Juniorette should not be surfing under daddy's settings.

      And BTW, that's pretty damn tame compared to old school usenet. Ah, a.b.p.tasteless. Bringing you people shredded by elevators, human road kills, gunshot victims, and more!

      Mental Note...

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    34. Re:who cares? by Zareste · · Score: 1

      I.... think we just found a new goatse

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    35. Re:who cares? by Lectrik · · Score: 1

      yes reign in your curiosity, her *ahem* cat, is quite dead

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    36. Re:who cares? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was just thinking about checking out my new film "Hot french maids", but curiosity won, I googled "indian woman". I feel like I have been goatsed.

    37. Re:who cares? by TheWingThing · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I'm a doctor, and it's a case of elephantiasis. The larvae (microfilariae) of the parasite (Wuchereria bancrofti) get into lymph vessels and block lymph flow. So, the body part doesnt get drained of lymph, and it swells much. It's common in legs, but rarely seen in male/female external gennitalia. It's easily treatable with an antibiotic though.

    38. Re:who cares? by alex_tibbles · · Score: 1

      actually it makes no difference if safe search is on or off.

    39. Re:who cares? by danigiri · · Score: 1
      I was about, about to check it on Google myself, but your explanation did the trick and now my soul and/or sanity are saved...

      thanksovermuch

  4. Hmmm by Neil+Blender · · Score: 2, Funny

    I hope they do a better job than the director of 'Anal Assault 5' .... Or do I?

    1. Re:Hmmm by Sj0 · · Score: 3, Funny

      'Anal Assault 5'? That makes 'Naughty Nurses 3' look like 'Girls Gone Wild 6'!!!

      Not that.....I'd know...

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    2. Re:Hmmm by Noren · · Score: 3, Funny
      Let me guess, you read about it in People?
      Randy: [debriefing Gerald and Sheila] And so that's the situation. All the boys are out there somewhere with a... pornographic videotape.
      Sheila: Oh God, this, this is horrible!
      Gerald: All right, calm down. Now, just how bad of a porno tape are we talking here? I mean, was it like Crotch Capers 3?
      Randy: I'm a...afraid it was... Back Door Sluts 9. [he and Sharon hang their heads in shame]
      Gerald, Chris: Back Door Sluts 9???
      Linda: Is that bad?
      Chris: Back Door Sluts 9 makes Crotch Capers 3 look like Naughty Nurses 2!
      Gerald: It, it is the single most vile, twisted, dark piece of porn ever made. [Sheila gets angrier by the word]
      Sheila: [slaps him] How the hell do you know?!
      Gerald: [shakily] I, uh, I I I read about it in People.
    3. Re:Hmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think your confused with Backdoor Sluts 9.

    4. Re:Hmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is this assault gonna be a backdoor one?

  5. How will this help Gas prices? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I fail to see how this war will help gas prices at all? What's the point? :)

    1. Re:How will this help Gas prices? by criordan · · Score: 5, Funny

      It won't directly help lower gas prices. However, it will force us to walk places more often to burn off the calories that we used to lose doing other things.

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    2. Re:How will this help Gas prices? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I fail to see how this war will help gas prices at all? What's the point? :)

      Well, all the fart fetish porn will surely shoot up in price.

    3. Re:How will this help Gas prices? by The_Mystic_For_Real · · Score: 2, Funny

      This will have a definite effect on gas prices. Although their will be a drop in price on oil used for lubrication, more people will be driving to brothels, so we will have to wait and see what this actually does.

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    4. Re:How will this help Gas prices? by Chess_the_cat · · Score: 1

      Porn, brothels. God forbid you actually have a real girlfriend.

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    5. Re:How will this help Gas prices? by The_Mystic_For_Real · · Score: 5, Funny

      If I had a girlfriend, do you think I would be posting stupid jokes on /.?

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    6. Re:How will this help Gas prices? by Crixus · · Score: 4, Informative

      Our immoral wars are NEVER about the price of gasoline.... our government doesn't care if oil companies gouge us... it's about ACCESS to oil. That the access sometimes causes gas prices to fall is irrelevent. :-)

      Rich...

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    7. Re:How will this help Gas prices? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also, the cops will be burning more fuel chasing prostitutes and rapists...and Joe Schmoe in his living room looking at his illegal XX tapes. Bet most cops particularly hate the last idea...

    8. Re:How will this help Gas prices? by sydb · · Score: 1

      Go on, tell your girl that thanks to her you don't have to use porn and/or brothels. Let us know when you next get your plum duff.

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    9. Re:How will this help Gas prices? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      God forbid consenting adults enjoy pornography with their stable partners.

    10. Re:How will this help Gas prices? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Fuck off.

      Just because you aren't so fucking ugly that no woman will have anything to do with you, doesn't mean we all aren't.

    11. Re:How will this help Gas prices? by 680x0 · · Score: 3, Funny
      stable partners
      You mean like Catherine the Great? :-)

      Sorry, couldn't resist. :-)

    12. Re:How will this help Gas prices? by J.+J.+Ramsey · · Score: 3, Interesting

      It's called a distraction. Instead of the Bush administration pointing up at the sky and blurting "Ooh, look, birdies!" when the press start grilling it on how bad it's doing on the economy, Iraq, and terrorism, it makes noise about Evil Pornographers(TM) instead.

    13. Re:How will this help Gas prices? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mods have no sense of irony.

      You should mod this insightful ;)

    14. Re:How will this help Gas prices? by Phillup · · Score: 1

      It's called a distraction.

      Yeah, looks like someone needs to call the taliban and order up another "distraction" to keep these boys busy until they can be voted out of office.

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    15. Re:How will this help Gas prices? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      doing other things

      Like, you know, clicking the mouse button, and the scroll button, page up and page down. That IS what you meant, right?

    16. Re:How will this help Gas prices? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i fart for free all the time

    17. Re:How will this help Gas prices? by Downside · · Score: 1

      It won't affect gas prices, it will just sidetrack some petty-minded folks away from the issue.

    18. Re:How will this help Gas prices? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Alright, that was totally awesome. :-P

    19. Re:How will this help Gas prices? by llefler · · Score: 1

      Not necessary. Haven't you been watching the news from Iraq this week? And if you haven't been watching closely, you might not have noticed that things have picked up in Afganistan. And some of the experts on terrorism have been saying that the only thing we did to Al Qaeda is decentralize them.

      All that is left is for CNN to send their 'War Correspondents'. Is it ratings week yet?

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  6. Hindi for Bukkake? by Akai · · Score: 5, Funny

    I for one welcome our new Indian porn actresses.

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    1. Re:Hindi for Bukkake? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Madhuri!

      http://www.bollywoodpicturesgallery.com/madhuri.ht m

      http://website.lineone.net/~narin_sian/madhuri/inf ormation/madhuri-dixit-world.htm

      http://www.starswelove.com/mdixit01.htm

    2. Re:Hindi for Bukkake? by noname3 · · Score: 1

      Japan has the bukkake, America has the thousand island dressing, and India has the Kama Sutra. I'm sure the geeks who picked it up as a guide will also welcome a better demonstration.

    3. Re:Hindi for Bukkake? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I for one welcome our new Indian porn actresses.

      Not me. They are just too hairy for my taste.

    4. Re:Hindi for Bukkake? by Tackhead · · Score: 1
      > Japan has the bukkake, America has the thousand island dressing,

      To hell with thousand-island dressing. America has the machine that glazes Krispy Kreme donuts.

      I'll never look at a dozen of classic glazed the same way again. And now, neither will you.

    5. Re:Hindi for Bukkake? by simcop2387 · · Score: 0

      http://www.belshaw.com/glazers/centuryglazers.html

      figured i'd try to help, is this what you were talking about?

    6. Re:Hindi for Bukkake? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How do you know? Ever tasted an Indian woman?
      Curry and achar (pickled mango).
      Unless they've been eating sweets, then they taste like honey and coconut milk.

    7. Re:Hindi for Bukkake? by Tackhead · · Score: 1

      > http://www.belshaw.com/glazers/centuryglazers.html
      > figured i'd try to help, is this what you were talking about?

      It is indeed.

      /me is going to hell for this.

  7. Pointless by Tango42 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    All mediums are used for porn almost as soon as they are made, and AFAIK none has every stopped being used. No laws are going to stop it.

    1. Re:Pointless by Iberian · · Score: 3, Informative

      The only reason we have VHS instead of BETA is the porn industry chose VHS.

    2. Re:Pointless by Flakbait · · Score: 5, Funny
      Yeah, I can still remember about the first readings of erotic material over the telegraph back in the 1800's...


      SHE GRASPED HIS THROBBING PURPLE WARRIOR IN HER HANDS STOP. OH SHE SAID ITS SO BIG STOP.

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    3. Re:Pointless by macshit · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Very true, but I suspect this has more to with:
      1. election-season wooing of the hard right, and
      2. the fact that our attorney general is a prudish freak (or is that a freakish prude?).
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    4. Re:Pointless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He can't be both?

    5. Re:Pointless by tanguyr · · Score: 1

      e x c e l l e n t!

      thank you. no, really, thank you.

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    6. Re:Pointless by GPLDAN · · Score: 4, Funny

      What was the first message sent over the telephone?

      "Come here Watson, I want you."

      True story.

    7. Re:Pointless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Did you really think that we want those laws to be observed? We want them broken.
      You'd better get it straight that it's not a bunch of boy scouts you're up against . . .
      We're after power and we mean it. You fellows were pikers, but we know the real trick,
      and you'd better get wise to it. There's no way to rule innocent men. The only power
      any government has is the power to crack down on criminals. Well, when there aren't
      enough criminals, one makes them. One declares so many things to be a crime that it
      becomes impossible for men to live without breaking laws. Who wants a nation of law-abiding
      citizens? What's there in that for anyone? But just pass the kind of laws that can
      neither be observed nor enforced nor objectively interpreted [Frederick Mann: Obfuscation of
      meaning is a key element of the con games bureaucrats and politicians play.] - and you
      create a nation of law-breakers - and then you cash in on guilt. Now that's the system,
      Mr. Rearden, and once you understand it, you'll be much easier to deal with."

      - From "Atlas Shrugged" by Ayn Rand

    8. Re:Pointless by stevejsmith · · Score: 2, Informative

      The plural of medium is media. "Mediums" is just one of those words we're forced to accept due to mass ignorance (e.g., formulas, personas, platypuses).

    9. Re:Pointless by Tiny+Elvis · · Score: 1

      ROFL

    10. Re:Pointless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm sorry but your wrong, you have forgotten that porn depends on money to survive. In the past you you bought porn you paid for it with cash, on the internet you cant give someone a wad of cash instead you use a credit card. So if the feds stop the payments then they will stop the internet porn.

    11. Re:Pointless by Mononoke · · Score: 3, Funny
      The plural of medium is media. "Mediums" is just one of those words we're forced to accept due to mass ignorance (e.g., formulas, personas, platypuses).
      Unless you are talking about more than one psychic, of course.
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    12. Re:Pointless by Total_Wimp · · Score: 1

      "1. election-season wooing of the hard right"

      But, jeez, if eveyone who isn't part of the hard (snicker) right thinks the administration is a just wasting tax-payer dollars, then I just can't see it helping his pole (hehe) numbers.

      TW

    13. Re:Pointless by jefft · · Score: 1
      Pretty much everything in the parent post is just wrong.

      All mediums are used for porn almost as soon as they are made BetaMax, VHS, Cable and the Internet hardly count as "All mediums[sic]". Most media (writing, the printing press, radio, television, 8-track, etc...) didn't see a lot of porn use immediately. I would say the amount of radio porn has always been pretty small.

      none has every stopped being used. Consumer BetaMax, which did have porn, has pretty much stopped being used.

      No laws are going to stop it. A federal law against porn on VHS/DVD would shut down almost all US sales. A federal law holding ISPs responsible for porn would go a long ways to stopping internet porn. Never doubt the willingness of a big corporation to bow to a federally backed witch hunt.

    14. Re:Pointless by cosmo7 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Or rather, Sony tried to prevent adult entertainment companies using the VHS logo, thinking it would hurt the wholesome family appeal of the market.

      If anything pornography doesn't just adopt new technology, it totally motivates it.

    15. Re:Pointless by iminplaya · · Score: 2, Insightful

      No laws are going to stop it.

      Like drug use, they're not trying to stop it. A whole lot of people would go broke if they succeeded. They just want to control it, like who can distibute, etc.

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    16. Re:Pointless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      actually it would look more like this: (well from what i remember of morse code) ... .... . ou know whats really annoying, /. won't let you post in morse code.. this is bullshit!

    17. Re:Pointless by sydb · · Score: 0, Troll

      I spent 10 minutes trying to get the morse-code version of this through the lameness filter. I failed.

      Please can I have the mod points anyway?

      Thanks!

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      Yours Sincerely, Michael.
    18. Re:Pointless by Sj0 · · Score: 1

      See, there's the beautiful evil part: By removing porn from the world, all the spam he gets will now be for penis enlargement. With all those pumps, pills, shots, and "techniques", he will succeed in being^H^H^H^H^H having the largest dick in the WORLD! And then....AND THEN HE WILL RULE THE WORLD BY CONQUERING COUNTRIES USING LOVE, NOT HATE, BABY! YEAH!

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    19. Re:Pointless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >What abou Betamax?

    20. Re:Pointless by estes_grover · · Score: 4, Funny

      OH SHE SAID ITS SO BIG STOP.
      Don't stop stop. Please don't stop stop.

    21. Re:Pointless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, you missed several obvious puns there. I'm very disappointed.

      How about a Japanese joke? "Less than half of Amelicans think Plesident Bush ever win election!"

    22. Re:Pointless by rockmanac · · Score: 2, Informative

      You mean Sony tried to prevent them from using the BETA logo? JVC = VHS.

      -A

    23. Re:Pointless by cpeterso · · Score: 1


      well, that and the minor feature that VHS tapes could hold an entire 2 hour feature film, while Beta tapes could not (rendering Beta tapes useless for commercial video distribution).

    24. Re:Pointless by Altizar · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Most media (writing, the printing press, radio, television, 8-track, etc...) didn't see a lot of porn use immediately. I would say the amount of radio porn has always been pretty small.

      Written porn is well documented, the level of porn increased as society accepted it.
      Its noted that while the bible was the most reproduced book by the printing press, pornographic stories were in the list of top ten uses back then. Of course the language and style used back then holds nothing on today. Radio and television were not used for the transmision of porn because very early in their creation bodys (FCC) were created to regulate them and stop any such thing from being transmited.

      Just because you never bought a 8track of a porn story does not mean none were produced.

      The parrent said all mediums are used for porn, not that all mediums are used exclusivly for it. Society has become more liberal, things you see on TV and hear on Radio today in manny cases would have never been allowed in the past.

      No federal law on porn would be upheald since it has already been ruled that porn in and of itself is protected by the 1st amendment. And i dont doubt the willingness of corperations bowing to federal witch hunts, i dont see them being able to fight that multi million dollar industry with crusaders like Flint would would likely fight it to his last dime on the principal of the issue.

    25. Re:Pointless by Planesdragon · · Score: 1

      The plural of medium is media. "Mediums" is just one of those words we're forced to accept due to mass ignorance (e.g., formulas, personas, platypuses).

      Sorry, no.

      Unlike some deterorations of grammar (like "virii"), "Mediums" does make sense as a plural form of "medium"--especially given that "media" has an additional meaning than "multiple mediums."

      We don't accept it due to "mass ignorance." We accept it due to mass will. There's a difference.

      If you want a language with fixed grammar, try one that's older than English. Japanese, German, or French should work.

    26. Re:Pointless by Josh+Booth · · Score: 1

      In english, regular plurals are made by adding an -s on the end of a word, or -es if it ends in an s already. I suppose you want us to learn Latin just so we can use "medium" correctly in all cases. Maybe you want us English speakers to pronounce it correctly and spell it "MEHdyoom" and "MEHdyah". (Please excuse me, I'm using Spanish-like pronunciation and emphasis). Formula would be "FORmoolah". You know, just in case you happen to meet Virgil, you can prounounce the few Latin words you know correctly.

      There is no problem pronoucing and declining an English word (medium) like an English word.

      I know, IHBT (I Have Been Trolled), but I've karma to burn.

    27. Re:Pointless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      election-season wooing of the hard right

      Well, they won't be hard for long without pr0n...

      [ducks & runs]

    28. Re:Pointless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      In english, regular plurals are made by adding an -s on the end of a word, or -es if it ends in an s already.

      I used to think this, but the best laid grammatical rules o' mouses and mans gang aft agley.

    29. Re:Pointless by gravyfaucet · · Score: 1, Interesting

      there is no need for this crackdown. Everyone knows internet trading will bring pr0n to its knees. er, economically speaking.

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    30. Re:Pointless by mph · · Score: 1
      In english, regular plurals are made by adding an -s on the end of a word, or -es if it ends in an s already. I suppose you want us to learn Latin just so we can use "medium" correctly in all cases.
      So, are you cloaiming that all English plurals are regular? Or that "media" is such an obscure word that one must have studied Latin to know of it?
    31. Re:Pointless by ratamacue · · Score: 4, Insightful

      How about the fact that any expansion of government -- any increase in scope, revenue, or power over the people -- benefits those who control government?

      Call me a conspiracy theorist, but I think there is a reason why government tends to expand over its lifetime (as history shows).

    32. Re:Pointless by macdaddy357 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Romanes Eunt Domus.

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    33. Re:Pointless by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      Oh come on, who are you kidding. He's gonna conquer the tworld the same way he always has.

      The augmented dick is solely for use in bending Americans over a barrel.

    34. Re:Pointless by stevejsmith · · Score: 1

      Of course that's how regular plurals are made. But, like in every other language, there are also irregular plurals, and medium/media just happens to be one of them! Would you tell a French person that every verb needs to be conjugated like -er verbs, and if they want to use irregular verbs, they should find some older language...like Latin? And would you tell the Romans that "to be" should be conjugated like every other verbs, and that they should find some older language...?

    35. Re:Pointless by Hao+Wu · · Score: 1

      Do you ever order Medium Coke? How about 2 Mediums Cokes? Your definition is some-what foolish.

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    36. Re:Pointless by AxelBoldt · · Score: 2, Interesting
      No laws are going to stop it.

      I find this often repeated argument exceptionally weak. No laws are going to stop murder either. One hopes that laws against murder decrease the incidence of murder, just like Ashcroft hopes that laws against porn decrease the incidence of porn.

      The correct argument is of course: every person has an inherent right to watch what another person wants to perform.

    37. Re:Pointless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      His definitioin? It's in the fucking dictionary: pl. mediums A person thought to have the power to communicate with the spirits of the dead or with agents of another world or dimension. Also called psychic.

      Sorry about the "fucking", but I wanted to stay on topic.

    38. Re:Pointless by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      Huh? That doesn't make any sense. You don't pluralize the modifying adjective (1 Red car, 2 red cars).

    39. Re:Pointless by Rasta+Prefect · · Score: 1
      How about 2 Mediums Cokes? Your definition is some-what foolish.

      I'm going to guess from the name English isn't your first language? Don't pluralize adjectives. Medium, in that instance, is an adjective modifying the noun, Cokes. Two medium cokes.

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    40. Re:Pointless by Catbeller · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "The correct argument is of course: every person has an inherent right to watch what another person wants to perform."

      Hm. As I go to bed, I think sometimes we all get it wrong. We don't have such a right as that. Our right should be more generally stated, so we don't get into sily arguments with thugs like Ashcroft.

      Let's try this:

      Every person has the right to not be harrassed, imprisoned, or bankrupted by another human unless he is hurting someone -- hurt defined as actual damage, not some ephermeral damage to their "morals" or an affront to their "god". Such false "damage" is a fantasy in the mind of the "damaged". Deluded people shouldn't be running the machinery of law.

      Ashcroft: lost an election to a dead man. Annointed with Crisco oil by Clarence Thomas. Won't dance because dancing is evilly sexual. Covered up a statue 'cause it showed a tit. Is afraid of Calico cats because they represent Satan. Bankrupted businesses using Scientology-type legal tactics because he thought they sold evil goods.

      Bush needs to be kicked out if nothing else JUST FOR putting this vicious lunatic in charge of the DOJ.

    41. Re:Pointless by ry0n · · Score: 1

      I think this guy was thinking of "attorneys general" and "whoppers junior".

    42. Re:Pointless by IdahoEv · · Score: 1
      "Mediums" is just one of those words we're forced to accept due to mass ignorance
      Unless you are talking about more than one psychic, of course.
      In which case you're still talking about a word we accept due to mass ignorance.
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    43. Re:Pointless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wait. So "OH GOD DON'T STOP." is ambiguous? Great. I'm never going to figure out women.

    44. Re:Pointless by Plugh · · Score: 1
      Blockquoth ratamacue:
      any expansion of government -- any increase in scope, revenue, or power over the people -- benefits those who control government

      Yep, same thing that Nobel laureates like Milton Friedman have said for decades.

      So... you feel that the government has become a monster, interfering in your life? Instead of complaining, actually do something to Solve the Problem!

    45. Re:Pointless by Zareste · · Score: 1

      "Ah, the government would never do that." - ever notice what happens every freakin time you say this?

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    46. Re:Pointless by paganizer · · Score: 1

      The Freestate project is cool and all, but i'm unable to locate anything resembling a MCSE position in the frikking state, so i can't afford to move there.
      I also wish they had picked something a little more CENTRAL to the rest of the country, instead of New England; there are just too many socialist neighbors.

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    47. Re:Pointless by Shai-kun · · Score: 1

      That's the funniest thing I've read on Slashdot in days! Good thing I don't drink coffee or I'd need a new keyboard.

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    48. Re:Pointless by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      The Freestate project is cool and all

      Way I see it, anyone who signs up on that is as good as standing in the middle of Times Square, naked, on an elephant, waving your arms and screaming "HERE I AM! COME GET ME!" when Kaiser Bush and Mullah Asscroft start hunting around for "dissident[sp?] terrorists"

    49. Re:Pointless by BCHodo · · Score: 1

      >>the fact that our attorney general is a prudish freak (or is that a freakish prude?). >>
      Or is he a Danish prude (isn't he an OxyMoron?) Or is that a prude Danish?

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      You may think you understand what you thought I said, but what you thought you heard was not what I meant!
    50. Re:Pointless by merlin_jim · · Score: 1

      OH SHE SAID ITS SO BIG STOP.
      Don't stop stop. Please don't stop stop.


      Actually I was thinking about the kink factor. Maybe this explains why all the early porn spank photoshoots and stuff were so much more kinky than today; it all started with the telegraph.

      I mean when every line of the porn story throbbing through your brain ends with the word "STOP" can you really be blamed for developping a rape fetish?

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    51. Re:Pointless by Plugh · · Score: 1
      The Freestate project is cool and all, but i'm unable to locate anything resembling a MCSE position in the frikking state, so i can't afford to move there. I also wish they had picked something a little more CENTRAL to the rest of the country

      Oh come on... the Pilgrims made a 6-month transatlantic voyage, the founding fathers realized that if caught by "The Authorities" (British royalists) they'd be hung for treason, and you're bitching about it being hard to find your personal first-choice of job, and it not being your first choice for geographical convenience?

      That's cool and all, just don't complain when Ashcroft and his fellow Moralists tell you how to live, alternating every 4 years or so with Kerry and his fellow would-be Socialsts taking your money!

    52. Re:Pointless by cosmo7 · · Score: 1

      Yep, brainfart on my part.

    53. Re:Pointless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bush needs to be kicked out if nothing else JUST FOR putting this vicious lunatic in charge of the DOJ.

      Should we even still be calling it the DoJ? I'd go for DoC, Department of *Curtain*, since he covered up the Justice statue.

  8. If they can not get OBL, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

    then lets go after the easy targets.

    It is amazing what an election year can cause with regard to a countries policies and priorities.

    1. Re:If they can not get OBL, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting
      Agreed. Additionally, this will be one of the best unintentional favors the Republicans can do for the Kerry campaign... the other being the war on Howard Stern.

      Here's to hoping this is all it takes to swing things back to the Democrats. I can't believe we'd forgotten how things get when they're not in charge.

    2. Re:If they can not get OBL, by alan_dershowitz · · Score: 1

      Oh give me a fucking break. Like all other law enforcement stops while we look for terrorists.

    3. Re:If they can not get OBL, by bobthemonkey13 · · Score: 4, Insightful
      I can't believe we'd forgotten how things get when they're not in charge.

      Do not trust the pusher robot. Shoving will protect you.

      Do you seriously believe that Democrats will automatically uphold free speech any more than Republicans will? Consider which president signed the Communications Decency Act (which was ruled to be in violation of the 1st Ammendment). Hint: his last name starts with a C.

      Sure, the Republicans are doing a great job fucking us all over right now, but that doesn't mean you have to run to the Other Guy like a docile, trusting sheep. At least the militant "Anyone But Bush" types tend to focus on the issues/performance of the specific men involved, rather than some party doublethink that usually turns out to be exactly the same on both sides.

    4. Re:If they can not get OBL, by Sigh+Phi · · Score: 1

      Um, you don't just create investigators out of thin air. Either they have to be moved from other areas (fraud, organized crime, terrorism, x-files, etc.) to pr0n, or you have to hire new agents. Which costs money (affecting other investigations).

    5. Re:If they can not get OBL, by alan_dershowitz · · Score: 1
      Um, you don't just create investigators out of thin air. Either they have to be moved from other areas (fraud, organized crime, terrorism, x-files, etc.) to pr0n, or you have to hire new agents. Which costs money (affecting other investigations).

      Exactly. If you put every single law enforcement agent on terrorism, no one would be minding the shop when it comes to other crime. That's why its ridiculous to claim that focusing on other crime is "detracting from the search for Osama bin Laden." Their jobs consist of more than that.

    6. Re:If they can not get OBL, by Moofie · · Score: 1

      The Democrats just want to fuck us in a different hole.

      They're just as bad.

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    7. Re:If they can not get OBL, by Danse · · Score: 1

      That's why its ridiculous to claim that focusing on other crime is "detracting from the search for Osama bin Laden." Their jobs consist of more than that.

      It's not ridiculous. It's just oversimplified. However, he still has a point. The more areas we try to crack down on, the more thinly the resources are spread. That's simple economics. Cracking down on porn would seem like a rather worthless thing to do in the overall scheme of things, given the number of much bigger problems we have to deal with currently.

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    8. Re:If they can not get OBL, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, let's go in for civil disobedience and dumb fuck anti-capitalist rallies, cos that's REALLY gonna make a huge difference to anyone's life.

      Or maybe you could pull your head out of your ass and vote for the least offensive electable candidate.

    9. Re:If they can not get OBL, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nobody wants to fuck you, you smelly geek.

  9. They can take my pr0n when... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...they pry it from my glazed, sticky fingers!

    1. Re:They can take my pr0n when... by shadowbearer · · Score: 1

      Don't you mean glazed eyes and sticky fingers?

      SB

      --
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    2. Re:They can take my pr0n when... by gardyloo · · Score: 1

      ...they pry it from my glazed, sticky fingers!

      Mmm... cinnamon rolls!

    3. Re:They can take my pr0n when... by TheSpoom · · Score: 1

      Erm... not necessarily. >_

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    4. Re:They can take my pr0n when... by Xyrus · · Score: 1

      They couldn't find weapons of mass destruction, so now ther going after the porn of mass-turbation?

      Get them out of office. Get them out of the fucking office. Get them out. Get them the fuck out.

      Another four years of this, and all of our liberties will be eradicated.

      Future News: Our great moral leader Emperor Ashcroft arrived at the site of the morally wrong heathen statue, so called the "Statue of Liberty" to bid good riddance to symbol of lust and villany.

      In other news, the evil and twisted terrorist group known as the ACLU was finally destroyed in a joint miltary action. More to follow...

      Anyone feel like doing a google blast and see if we can get the phrase "Ashcroft is Obscene!" to be the number one hit for any search on Ashcroft?

      ~X~

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    5. Re:They can take my pr0n when... by Lehk228 · · Score: 2, Funny

      how about "Ascroft LOVES the cock"

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    6. Re:They can take my pr0n when... by kryten · · Score: 1

      Does this mean we'll see Americans on the streets protesting about their right to bare arms?

    7. Re:They can take my pr0n when... by Shai-kun · · Score: 1

      Only if you're really bad at aiming.

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    8. Re:They can take my pr0n when... by Cervantes · · Score: 2, Funny

      +5 Ewwwwww

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    9. Re:They can take my pr0n when... by localhost00 · · Score: 1
      ...they pry it from my glazed, sticky fingers!

      That's probably the huge disadvantage of lubricants...... The prying will be easier....

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  10. Fewer chargebacks to credit card companies by Lord+Grey · · Score: 5, Insightful
    From the article:
    Any move against mainstream pornography could affect large telephone companies offering broadband Internet service or the dozens of national credit card companies providing payment services to pornographic Web sites.
    While the article doesn't explicitly say if the "affect" would be positive or negative, it implies the negative. From my experience with the credit card companies, however, I would think that they would love to be able to rid themselves of at least some of the porn business. The largest percentage of chargebacks are, I believe, due to porn purchases using stolen or manufactured card numbers. Reducing those chargebacks would be a good thing for them.
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    1. Re:Fewer chargebacks to credit card companies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I like Indian pr0n :-)

    2. Re:Fewer chargebacks to credit card companies by NineNine · · Score: 1

      That has already happened. Most large porn companies simply do not accept credit cards from 3rd world countries at all now. If somebody from a 3rd world country wants to buy porn, they have to do it via their phone bill. I believe it was VISA that cracked down severly over a year ago, and pretty much, in you're in Vietnam or any former Soviet country, you're not gonna be able to buy porn with credit cards, and even in 1st world countries, there's quite a lot of new security in place.

    3. Re:Fewer chargebacks to credit card companies by ctxspy · · Score: 1

      I was under the impression that they make money on both ends.

      They take lets say 2.5% on the original 'purchase'. If there's a chargeback by the consumer, then the company that put the payment through gets hit for another 2.5% of the purchase.

    4. Re:Fewer chargebacks to credit card companies by aralin · · Score: 1

      Yeah, thats like cutting off your hand, since you have a splinter in it. *sigh* I fail to see the "Insight" in your post.

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    5. Re:Fewer chargebacks to credit card companies by QuantumRiff · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I think the majority of the charge backs take the form of "No honey, I don't know where that $80 charge from HotDicksAreUs.com is for, someone must have stolen our credit card info, I'll refuse payment right away" followed by a quick kicking of the DVD further under the bed.

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    6. Re:Fewer chargebacks to credit card companies by Backov · · Score: 1

      To Be Clear:

      The leading cause of the Internet porn industry's large % of chargebacks is... wait for it..

      Consumer Fraud.

      That's not someone getting their credit card stolen. That's Joe Sixpack getting busted by Jane Sixpack for a charge on his CC statement and calling in to charge it back after having been a loyal member for months and months.

      Most of the time the sites in question have detailed logs of this guys IP and such, but it doesn't matter. Visa (and MC) have made it perfectly clear that you are completely without obligation to pay for porn or other "high risk" charges on your CC.

      Call in to your CC company, say "I didn't make these charges, blah"... Visa rep sees they're for porn and immediately lets you chargeback. Of course, they don't want to inconvenience the "poor" customer, so they don't invalidate the card. This raises a question: If you didn't make those charges, who did, scumbag?

      Anyway, as you can see it's a hot button. There's a reason for chargebacks. It's the CC companies enabling consumer fraud, plain and simple. If you look at chargeback percentages, the numbers are actually HIGHER for industries that ship a tangible product, something like 11% - Visa requires us porn merchants to stay under 1%.

      And to comment on Asscroft: Thank god this clown will be out of office in November.

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    7. Re:Fewer chargebacks to credit card companies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      why would credit card companies care? they just chargeback to the MERCHANT, not to themselves.

      Porn (or rather, "adult entertainment" which includes really softcore stuff as well) is a big business, and everybody from the credit card company to the merchant to the US government itself benefits from it.

    8. Re:Fewer chargebacks to credit card companies by AndroidCat · · Score: 1
      Most of the time the sites in question have detailed logs of this guys IP and such, but it doesn't matter.

      Yeah? And how did they verify that the person with the IP addres who gave the card number was actually the owner of the card?

      Cry me a river. If they accept unverified card numbers without any kind of confirmation, they're going to have a lot of chargebacks. If they don't like, they shouldn't use credit cards for payment.

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    9. Re:Fewer chargebacks to credit card companies by Old+Uncle+Bill · · Score: 1

      Agreed on all points (I hope to hell you're right on that last one). It helps having a wife that enjoys that form of entertainment as much as you do. Excellent way to avoid this form of consumer fraud.

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    10. Re:Fewer chargebacks to credit card companies by rekoil · · Score: 1

      Well, a lot of them used to use Paypal, but paypal cut them off a year or so ago.

    11. Re:Fewer chargebacks to credit card companies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you do this too often, these chargebacks, your bank will notice and they will catch on. Eventually those logs will come in handy.

      We've had logs where they've given out detailed personal information that nobody else would know. "My wife Jane, is coming back home I have to go." Yeah, like somebody is going to nick yr card and participate in all sorts of pr0n and then they're going to use your wifes name??

      On the other hand guys in chat sessions are likely to lie. They all seem to spring 14" cocks in the chat rooms. HAHAHA. I can't speak for the other girls but I don't think anybody cares what size yours is but if you need to mention it all the time it must be bloody small.

      Further, why is it these same boasters are the ones that charge back the most?

      Equally annoying are the wives who chargeback. "My husband would never look at porn." They say. Yeah, husbands are always honest, never lie, hurt you or look at porn. How delusional can one be? Some of these wives even know that their husbands were looking at pr0n but they don't want to have to pay for it and they know they can chargeback because these banks advertise it all the time. "Porn?!? Changeback! You're NOT responsible."

      And you know what. Sometimes it isn't the husband. Sometimes it's the son or daughter. Or an uncle. But that's okay. We just want to teach them that if they do something illegal (credit card fraud) it's A-OK! Nothing will happen to you. Which in this age of "NOT ME" isn't surprising. It's always somebody elses fault isn't it? The gun makers, the violent video games, the moody music, the nipple on the telly, the violent films. It's never anybody's utter lack of parenting skills is it? Everybody is always the parent of the world and their child would never do anything wrong. The fault must lie...somewhere else.

      Citizens of Utah--steer clear of the C.L.I.T. Stimulation of the C.L.I.T. is not recommended.

    12. Re:Fewer chargebacks to credit card companies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And when they have the credit card and the CVV number on the back of the card?

      Let me guess. Yr one of those "I don't have to be a responsible person and take care to NOT leave my card around the house" type of people. Why don't people realise that credit card and debit cards are things that you should be responsible with and that includes not being careless with it. As an example, if your child or household member uses YOUR card without permission that's YOUR problem that YOU will need to deal with. Much like if your child or household member had shoplifted.

      Deal. Take responsbility.

    13. Re:Fewer chargebacks to credit card companies by SacredNaCl · · Score: 4, Funny

      Call in to your CC company, say "I didn't make these charges, blah"... Visa rep sees they're for porn and immediately lets you chargeback. Of course, they don't want to inconvenience the "poor" customer, so they don't invalidate the card. This raises a question: If you didn't make those charges, who did, scumbag?

      Back in the early 90's I had a roommate that made a mess of 1-900 sex line calls. Now I'm not one to care as long as they get paid for. So I took the bill to him and asked him "Hey, Dave, did you make these calls?" He looks at it, tells me "No". Okay, I figure the landlady had some people in the house working on our place all week, maybe they did while we were out. This is a pretty substantial bill, more than $500, so I proceed to call each & every one of these companies to dispute the charges. I'm on the phone all morning. Not a problem getting them removed until I get to one that has recorded the entire phone conversation. Dave identifies himself as "Bob" in the call and from the minute or two I heard of it it was a gay incest fantasy line.
      I tell them, no, I don't recognize the voice, but they still wont remove the charge.

      Anyway, band comes over to practice and I'm singing in the PA as Dave walks in. I'm pretty pissed because he lied to me. If he just would have owned up and paid it I would never have told a soul. So I greet Dave over the PA as this: "Bob! Bobby! Bob-a-rino! Bobby Bo Bina Bo! Robert! Robbie Roberto! Hows it hanging?" Everyone in the room knows what is going on, watched him turn beet red. On the downside, he skipped without paying off the rest of the calls so I got stung for around $70. On the plus side, I got a much better roommate a week later.

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    14. Re:Fewer chargebacks to credit card companies by AndroidCat · · Score: 1
      Around the house? How about any of the companies that you've ever used it with in the past. The dot.bomb where you bought something five years ago? Someone ended up with their records. Another company? They left their directories wide open one week when Haxor-X got in. Or the one where an ex-employee left with data.

      There's nothing secure about a card card number.

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      One line blog. I hear that they're called Twitters now.
    15. Re:Fewer chargebacks to credit card companies by Backov · · Score: 1

      Carded signups (from affiliate fraud) don't result in the member logging in, downloading all your content, and then retaining for weeks and weeks. That's consumer fraud, and it's the majority of chargebacks.

      Affiliate fraud is MUCH easier to deal with.

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    16. Re:Fewer chargebacks to credit card companies by Backov · · Score: 1

      Fine, agreed. However, when you let these guys chargeback on a payment they didn't make.. How about not winking and nodding and letting them keep their "defrauded" card.

      I would be quite fine with the chargeback situation if every time one of these guys did it, they lost their card and had to wait for a replacement. That's what happens when you legitimately have a card stolen or misplaced - so why not when you say a charge mysteriously appeared?

      Visa doesn't care - they make money either way. They actually make MORE money if the customer charges back.

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    17. Re:Fewer chargebacks to credit card companies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why not? Someone engauging in low-intensity, take-what-they-need credit card fraud will probably never get caught.

    18. Re:Fewer chargebacks to credit card companies by AndroidCat · · Score: 1

      How about the number getting out through various ways to some kid that signs up? (I understand that dumpster diving is less common these days, but..) Unless you can tie the card to the card owner's IP address you might suspect consumer fraud statistically, but I doubt every chargeback is fraud by the card holder.

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    19. Re:Fewer chargebacks to credit card companies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      5, Insightful for a "gut feeling"?

      Although I guess there's no way to prove which percentage of chargebacks really come from "oops, hiding porn from the wife". I find it doubtful that any wife would fall for this. Someone stole your credit card and only bought a single $40 porn dvd? C'mon, get real.

      Stealing credit cards and buying tons of stuff online is probably a bit more popluar. Use the stolen cc on an online porn shop, or just shop around for someone willing to ship to a P.O. box, or if you're really clever, buy a bunch of junk and have it shipped to someone's house you know or suspect is on vacation, get it shipped UPS, and stop by at night to pick up your goods. I'd be willing to bet this kind of fraud and resultant chargeback is a bit more popular then some moron who was stupid enough to buy porn with his credit card trying to pull a fast one on his porn hating soccer mom wife.

  11. Karma, Karma, Karama by iCat · · Score: 0, Troll

    Karma Sutra MOD me up! Or down.

  12. ok by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    slashdot article... too easy... brain explodes....

    cue the 800+ pr0n jokes (then they came for the pr0n, youll pry my pr0n from my cold dead hands, in soviet russia pr0n fucks you, etc) in 3... 2... 1...

  13. Let me guess... by Iberian · · Score: 3, Funny

    They are going to say the pr0n you download isn't yours and that you can't make copies.

  14. Another Internet Black Day? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If this law is enforced will everyone once again turn their backgrounds black? Should be nifty and sad at the same time.

  15. I wonder.. by HeLLLight · · Score: 2, Funny

    how I would get a job there. Everytime I try to browse pRon at work from 9-5 my boss gets quite annoyed and threatens to end my contract. This guy is getting PAID to do it??!! And he is ALLOWED to??!!

    1. Re:I wonder.. by chachob · · Score: 1

      pRon
      you mean pr0n, right?

    2. Re:I wonder.. by HeLLLight · · Score: 1

      Same diff. But my content filter blockes pr0n when Im at work. At home now.

    3. Re:I wonder.. by chachob · · Score: 1

      i know...i was just joking because ive never seen it written pRon before

    4. Re:I wonder.. by kilonad · · Score: 1

      Would you really want to get paid to look at extreme stuff like goatse and lemonparty all day, every day?

  16. not the jobs... by macshune · · Score: 1

    >>...will this mean these jobs are headed to India too?

    Not jobs, just websites:)

  17. nooo! by Digitus1337 · · Score: 1

    KKHHAANN!!

  18. Happy Belated April Fools? by Snowbeam · · Score: 1

    Is this a joke? Wait, the most serious stories I have seen in the past 7 days were on April Fools.... GMAIL by google.

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  19. India... by dolo666 · · Score: 1

    > will this mean these jobs are headed to India too?

    Yeah I can see all the porn stars moving to India. Imagine the next volley of Playboy TV: "Candy Suxxx: Bombay Butts", "Candy Suxxx: Lucky Lucknow"... et cetera.

  20. I used to work for a porn site back in .com days by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Let me tell you, Indian porn was a big draw. The English love it.

  21. Heh... by Snarfvs+Maximvs · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Department officials say they will send 'ripples' through an industry"

    Perhaps they mean "jiggles"?

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    1. Re:Heh... by gamesmash · · Score: 4, Funny

      they meant 'nipples'

    2. Re:Heh... by jsprat · · Score: 1
      "Department officials say they will send 'ripples' through an industry"

      I read it as 'nipples'...
    3. Re:Heh... by Tumbleweed · · Score: 1

      "We were referring to the titty as a whole."

    4. Re:Heh... by mr_sfstk8d · · Score: 1

      I would like to extend my sincerest thanks for that TOTALLY appropriate "My Chaufer" qote.
      All I need now is a one legged nun walking a goat, and I win!

    5. Re:Heh... by Tumbleweed · · Score: 1

      It's my mission in life to quote "My Chauffeur" whenever I can. Society will thank me in the end.

    6. Re:Heh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      maybe they meant 'milkshakes'!

  22. luckily by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    luckily for me i have enough porn to last a life time. god bless Bram Cohen (creator of bittorrent)

  23. Jesus Tapdancing Christ. by James+A.+M.+Joyce · · Score: 1

    Don't they realise that it seems moronic to declare a War on Porn all of a sudden? Why didn't they start back in the 70s when it started on Usenet and elsewhere? They're just hypocritical. I bet there's some lobbyist pulling the strings behind the scenes. The whole thing just reeks through-and-through of bullshit.

    1. Re:Jesus Tapdancing Christ. by Strider-BG · · Score: 2, Funny

      Well, that's the thing. When the Bushies first came into office, Porn was at the top of their list. Then 9/11 happened and Ashcroft was distracted by the opportunity to stomp all over people's Civil Liberties with the support of Congress.

      So now he's just going back to his original plan.

    2. Re:Jesus Tapdancing Christ. by SedentaryZ · · Score: 1

      This isn't a new war, just picking up from the lapse of prosecution during the Clinton administration.

    3. Re:Jesus Tapdancing Christ. by homer_ca · · Score: 1

      Ashcroft = Ed Meese II

      Ed Meese I was Reagan's attorney general and led the last war or pr0n in the 80's.

  24. I've never understood why sex is taboo in the U.S. by Sexual+Ass+Gerbil · · Score: 4, Insightful

    You'd think with it's war against religious fundamentalists in other countries (and one in which the Bush administration was touting that one of the reasons for attacking these countries is the lack of freedom the countries allow their citizens), that the U.S. would eliminate it's own Taliban killjoys. Nope. Instead these strict politicians get elected to office. My opinion is that people are just about the same no matter where in the world you go.. whether it's Afghanistan or the U.S.. the only difference is the magnitude of how corrupt the power hungry people have become.

  25. Why does this not surprise me? by thesolo · · Score: 5, Informative

    This is of course being spear-headed by John Ashcroft, a very conservative christian. The very same John Ashcroft who spent $8000 of taxpayer money to cover up the bare breast of the statue of Lady Justice.

    He once gave a speech at Bob Jones university, that contained such amazing lines as "Unique among the nations, America recognized the source of our character as being godly and eternal, not being civic and temporal. And because we have understood that our source is eternal, America has been different. We have no king but Jesus."

    If he's offended by the bare breast of a statue, just imagine what he thinks of porn. That this man holds public office frightens me very, very much.

    1. Re:Why does this not surprise me? by Homology · · Score: 3, Funny
      This is of course being spear-headed by John Ashcroft, a very conservative christian

      Compared to Ashcroft, Atila the Hun appears to be a flaming leftist liberal.

    2. Re:Why does this not surprise me? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Make sure to thank you conservative friends.

      Thanks fuckers!

    3. Re:Why does this not surprise me? by Citizen+of+Earth · · Score: 5, Insightful

      "Man will never be free until the last king is strangled with the entrails of the last priest." -- Diderot

    4. Re:Why does this not surprise me? by retto · · Score: 1

      Compared to Ashcroft, Atila the Hun appears to be a flaming leftist liberal

      As does Joe McCarthy

    5. Re:Why does this not surprise me? by Aqua+OS+X · · Score: 1

      Agreed. Ashcroft is a fanatical nut that needs to go.

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    6. Re:Why does this not surprise me? by jcr · · Score: 2, Insightful

      This, my friends, is why the second amendment is so critically important.

      The USA has no king, since we overthrew George III in the late 1700's We did not establish a theocracy in place of the monarchy, whatever Mr. Ashcroft may wish.

      -jcr

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    7. Re:Why does this not surprise me? by sTalking_Goat · · Score: 1
      I still can't belive Bob Jones University is an actual place.

      Its sounds like something out of The Book of the Sub-Genius.

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    8. Re:Why does this not surprise me? by Ravagin · · Score: 1, Insightful

      for all Ashcroft's conservativism, when he was in the GW hospital here in DC recently, I recall hearing from a doctor there that he could not believe Ashcroft was not an alcoholic, based on the condition he was in for. no facts to back that up or anything, but an amusing idea nonetheless. and frankly, i wouldn't be surprised; the more pious he seems in public, the more decadent he probably is in private. look at me, i'm american and cynical!

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    9. Re:Why does this not surprise me? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Start snail mailing him huge amounts of pron. The typical fundamentalist will loose it in short order and become useless to everyone around him. Then at least he will be showing his true colors.

    10. Re:Why does this not surprise me? by NeoRete · · Score: 1

      Don't feel so frightened about Ashcroft's appointment, this was the only way he could get into office in 2000. President Bush was very nice to appoint him after he lost a Missouri senate election to a dead challenger.

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    11. Re:Why does this not surprise me? by Dukeofshadows · · Score: 1

      He lost an election to a *corpse* in 2000. I find it more frightening that he was appointed in the first place!

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    12. Re:Why does this not surprise me? by orthogonal · · Score: 5, Insightful
      He once gave a speech at Bob Jones university, that contained such amazing lines

      And, according to the linked article (emphasis mine):
      In a speech in 2002, Ashcroft made it clear that the Justice Department intends to try. He said pornography " invades our homes persistently though the mail, phone, VCR, cable TV and the Internet," and has "strewn its victims from coast to coast."


      Other than spam, which I'll grant does sneak in, if this is an "invasion" we've outdone the French in surrendering to it.

      Porn doesn't sneak into your phone, VCR, or cable TV: you have to call a 900 number, rent a video, or order pay per view.

      And so many Americans are doing those things -- to the tune of billions of dollars a year -- that the argument that the porn "violates community standards" is laughable. Porn is the new community standard.

      But Ashcroft will find a way around this: Ashcroft had the case against Rob Zicari's Extreme Associates filed in the conservative Western District of Pennsylvania -- jury shopping so that the "community standards" of the whole country will be decided the citizens of the most conservative counties of the state that elected Rick Santorum senator.

      And realize, all of you who think this is a good idea, that when
      Lam Nguyen's job is to sit for hours in a chilly, quiet room devoid of any color but gray and look at pornography. This job, which Nguyen does earnestly from 9 to 5....

      is to the exclusion of anything else Lam Nguyen could be doing -- like looking for Osama bin Laden, or the next Enron fraud, or even kiddie porn (which is covered under a different statute). Resources are finite: every dollar and every hour spent on this witch hunt means real and dangerous criminals are going to get away.

      But I guess that's ok: we've won the war on terrorism, Iraq is a happy democracy, and the arch-villain Tommy Chong is in prison!
    13. Re:Why does this not surprise me? by thesolo · · Score: 1

      Thank you for the link! I completely forgot to mention that in for my first post.

      David Cross's "Shut Up You Fucking Baby" has an amazing bit about Ashcroft, and talks about him losing the election, annointing himself with oil when he takes office, etc. His bit about Lady Justice is amazing, as well.

    14. Re:Why does this not surprise me? by thesolo · · Score: 1

      Welcome to my friend's list. If I could mod & post in the same article, I'd be throwing a +1 your way.

    15. Re:Why does this not surprise me? by AndroidCat · · Score: 1
      If he's offended by the bare breast of a statue, just imagine what he thinks .. of this full scale statue?

      "The sheer size of this creature humbles us," U.N. Secretary-General Kofi Annan said.

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    16. Re:Why does this not surprise me? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Y'know, Ashcroft is probably so sick in the head, he has to say 'teat'.

    17. Re:Why does this not surprise me? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When the Queen and the Prestest rules the world.

    18. Re:Why does this not surprise me? by Anarcho-Goth · · Score: 1

      so that the "community standards" of the whole country will be decided the citizens of the most conservative counties of the state that elected Rick Santorum senator.

      You forgot to link Santorum.
      Hope this helps.

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    19. Re:Why does this not surprise me? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Actually the cover up of the bare breasted Lady Justice statue is something of an urban legend. They just wanted a nice uniform background for the televised speech Ashcroft was giving and they used a drape. It wasn't just a ordinary drape thrown over the statue but one that cordoned off that section of the room. The drape blocked the view of the entire background. The statue just happened to be one of the things covered-up. The same thing happened when Colin Powell gave his speech to the UN - people accused the administration of covering up Picasso's Guernica saying that the anti-war painting didn't fit Powell's message. What they forget is that Guernica's message wasn't simply anti-war. It was against state repression since it depicted the facist Spanish government slaughtering civilians - something Saddam was often did. The Shrub Administration is media savy but it's not that savy.

    20. Re:Why does this not surprise me? by dameron · · Score: 1

      "Man will never be free until the last king is strangled with the entrails of the last priest." -- Diderot


      And Ashcroft thinks he's both king and priest. I wonder how far up his own ass he'd have to stuff his head before he choked on his own entrails...


      -dameron

    21. Re:Why does this not surprise me? by Mard · · Score: 1

      And Ashcroft thinks he's both king and priest. I wonder how far up his own ass he'd have to stuff his head before he choked on his own entrails...

      I think he's almost there. Keep pushing, Johnny!

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    22. Re:Why does this not surprise me? by superyooser · · Score: 2, Interesting
      We have no king but Jesus.

      Ah yes, that's the motto of the American Revolution.

      In 1774, Hezekiah Niles, a British governor, wrote to England about events in America in "Principles and Acts of the Revolution in America"

      "If you ask an American, who is his master? He will tell you he has none, nor any governor but Jesus Christ."
      This comment became known in the colonies and the rallying cry became "No King but King Jesus." Later, at the signing of the Declaration of Independence, Samuel Adams commented:
      "We have this day restored the Sovereign to Whom all men ought to be obedient. He reigns in heaven and from the rising to the setting of the sun, let His Kingdom come."
    23. Re:Why does this not surprise me? by FuzzyBad-Mofo · · Score: 1

      As an agnostic US citizen, this disugusts me. It sickens me to think that up to 30% of my income goes to promote the ideals of an Xtian crackpot like Ashcroft. I hope he looks forward to his next incarnation as a sea slug.

    24. Re:Why does this not surprise me? by superyooser · · Score: 1

      The religion of America is not the religion of France.

    25. Re:Why does this not surprise me? by superyooser · · Score: 1

      "Do not let any one claim to be a true American if they ever attempt to remove religion from politics." - George Washington

    26. Re:Why does this not surprise me? by FuzzyBad-Mofo · · Score: 1

      As has been said before, and most elequently, "Man will never be free until the last King is strangled with the entrails of the last Priest."

      It was not my choice to be born in this self-obsessed country, but by my own will, I will be free to choose my own destiny.

    27. Re:Why does this not surprise me? by biobogonics · · Score: 1

      and for something truely frightening, listen to his rendition of "let the mighty eagle soar".

      If the A/G really wants to establish a state religion, then I'm all for the separation of church and state.

    28. Re:Why does this not surprise me? by dargaud · · Score: 2, Informative
      "Man will never be free until the last king is strangled with the entrails of the last priest."
      This quote is misatributed. It's from Jean Meslier ( -1729), a French priest, in a letter he left after his death denouncing all the abuse of the Catholic church.
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    29. Re:Why does this not surprise me? by superyooser · · Score: 1
      Eloquent, but wrong.

      Washington's philosophy was much better than Diderot's. America is proof that Washington was right. France is proof that Diderot was wrong.

      I responded to the first quotation of Diderot here.

    30. Re:Why does this not surprise me? by metalligoth · · Score: 2, Informative

      Some other good United States religious quotations:

      "The United States is not a Christian nation any more than it is a Jewish or a Mohammedan nation."
      -- Treaty of Tripoli (1797) signed by John Adams (the original language is by Joel Barlow, U.S. Consul.)

      "Lighthouses are more helpful than churches."
      -- Benjamin Franklin

      "The day will come when the mystical generation of Jesus, by the Supreme Being as his father, in the womb of a virgin, will be classed with the fable of the generation of Minerva in the brain of Jupiter."
      -- Thomas Jefferson, Jefferson's Works, Vol. IV, p. 365, Randolph's ed.

      "My earlier views of the unsoundness of the Christian scheme of salvation and the human origin of the scriptures, have become clearer and stronger with advancing years and I see no reason for thinking I shall ever change them."
      -- Abraham Lincoln, to Judge JS. Wakefield, after Willie Lincoln's death

      "Mr. Lincoln was not a Christian."
      -- Mary Todd Lincoln

    31. Re:Why does this not surprise me? by kubrick · · Score: 1

      Diderot wasn't being denominationally specific there.

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    32. Re:Why does this not surprise me? by Jesrad · · Score: 1

      There is no such thing as a religion of France, besides whining about their own government and politicians. What's the religion of America ?

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    33. Re:Why does this not surprise me? by superyooser · · Score: 1

      Neither am I. I'm talking about morality and character.

    34. Re:Why does this not surprise me? by srvivn21 · · Score: 1
      Well I have mod points, and was going to use them to up-mod the correct one, but what I found is inconclusive, so I shall instead reply...

      I would that the last king were strangled with the guts of the last priest.

      Jean Meslier

      Men will never be free until the last king is strangled with the entrails of the last priest.

      Denis Diderot, Dithyrambe sur la fete de rois


      *shrug*
    35. Re:Why does this not surprise me? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Man will never be free until the last king is strangled with the entrails of the last priest." -- Diderot

      Bet there's a website dedicated to that fetish... got a link handy?

  26. Can't wait for the election by rhysweatherley · · Score: 0, Troll

    I'm not a USAian, but even I can't wait for the Presidential election at the end of the year. Please, vote these right-wing idiots out and do the world a favour. Enough is enough.

    1. Re:Can't wait for the election by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ok, sure I'm not the only one who read something other than election...

      "Ooh, ooh, ohh, I got election"

    2. Re:Can't wait for the election by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Me too. I can't wait for erection. Now, can you tell me what is best way to see the porn rinux?

  27. It's all Asscroft's fault by User+956 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This from a man who is *so offended* by the statue of Justice in the Supreme Court building, he ordered it covered up.

    Talk about a right-wing freako nutcase. This is our government, folks. Get used to 4 more years when Bush steals the election again in November.

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    1. Re:It's all Asscroft's fault by 0x0d0a · · Score: 4, Insightful

      If that isn't the most symbolic action of Ashcroft's rule, I don't know what is.

    2. Re:It's all Asscroft's fault by Tumbleweed · · Score: 1

      Seriously, man, you can take away our Constitutional freedoms and outlaw all the free speech activists you want, but you leave the titties alone, man! Geez.

      What the hell is this country coming to? Well, _nothing_, if Field Marshall Asshat has his way. *sniff*

      Allrighty, then, all in favour of moving to the south island of New Zealand, say, "Oy!"

    3. Re:It's all Asscroft's fault by rsborg · · Score: 3, Insightful
      This from a man who is *so offended* by the statue of Justice in the Supreme Court building, he ordered it covered up.

      Let's not forget, this is also the same guy who lost his senate re-election bid to a dead guy... If he couldn't get re-elected even after his opponent croaked, who wants him?... I guess the guy who appointed him...
      hmm I wonder who that is....

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    4. Re:It's all Asscroft's fault by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who said his opponent died of natural causes?

    5. Re:It's all Asscroft's fault by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No no - he didn't want to cover it up because of the exposed breast. He wanted to cover up any reminder of the idea of justice. Which is really just truth in advertising.

    6. Re:It's all Asscroft's fault by kabocox · · Score: 1

      Hey, all Bush has to do to make sure he wins, is fire Ashcroft. (It won't happen.) I believe if Bush is defeated it will be because of Ashcroft.

  28. Wow by HadesX · · Score: 1

    I can't believe that the DOJ is focusing on this now.
    With everything else that they could focus on they are going to waste thier time on this.

    Well I guess it is not completely unexpected as we all know that Ashcroft covered up the semi-nude statue.

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  29. Asscrooffft by Veramocor · · Score: 1

    Alright everybody in unison say it like Captain Kirk in Wrath of Kahn. Khan!!!!

    Asscroooffft!!!!!!

    PS: Ass not Ash is intentional.

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  30. And the WTO says.... by G4from128k · · Score: 1

    If the WTO wants Americans to gamble onlne, I wonder if they will insist that Americans have the right to buy from international image vendors of their choice too?

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  31. Lam Nguyen? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I certainly hope he is not looking at Tila Nguyen's porno.

  32. Just shut down www.GirlsPooping.com ! (really!!!!) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The FBI US DOJ Just shut down www.GirlsPooping.com ! (really!!!!)

    forced a married couple to sell home, lose all assets... and even lost the domain!!!!

    they only had tame scat videos too. very tame.

    the fbi is after all porn not just poop videos now!!!

  33. Pron by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Since when is Pr0n such a bad thing. If it wasn't for Pr0n, our children might be looking at Porn online.

  34. Dear dear dear by Space+cowboy · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Ashcroft, a religious man who does not drink alcohol or caffeine, smoke, gamble or dance,


    The perfect antithesis then, to all the people who pay for the 'products' on sale. The line "Don't drink, don't smoke, what do you do?" springs to mind. Have you in fact checked he's still alive ?

    Sure, I'm dead-set against kiddie porn - string them up by the bollocks and burn them over a slow fire. Sure, there are other people being exploited in this industry. Newsflash: there are people being exploited in *all* industries - it's just that society places a higher importance on sex than fishing, cooking, or cleaning (for example).

    and has fought unrelenting criticism that he has trod roughshod on civil liberties in the wake of the Sept. 11 attacks, is taking on the porn industry at a time when many experts say Americans are wary about government intrusion into their lives.


    Yep, now we see, he is dead. In the water that is. When a public figures decide to go on a non-popular crusade, they're dead men walking. I suppose there's an outside chance (only in the US, [grin]) that he *might* be right - witness the uproar over 1 cm^2 of female flesh after a certain kickabout recently... Naaah.

    Simon.
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    1. Re:Dear dear dear by NDPTAL85 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      He's NOT right. The uproar caused by the exposed breast of Janet Jackson comes from people who are sexually repressed and conflicted due to the unhealthy mores of their various religions.

      The last thing we should do is encourage this type of repression.

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    2. Re:Dear dear dear by Caharin · · Score: 2, Funny
      Sure, I'm dead-set against kiddie porn - string them up by the bollocks and burn them over a slow fire.
      Come on, those kids have it bad enough, you wouldn't be helping any by burning them!
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    3. Re:Dear dear dear by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He did lose the Missouri govenor's race to a dead man...

    4. Re:Dear dear dear by Abcd1234 · · Score: 1

      I want to laugh, but it's seems wrong somehow. :)

    5. Re:Dear dear dear by weeboo0104 · · Score: 1

      Ashcroft, a religious man who does not drink alcohol or caffeine, smoke, gamble or dance

      Just as I thought. It didn't say ANYWHERE that he doesn't surf the net for porn!

      I guess that explains how he knew where to find it.

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    6. Re:Dear dear dear by DAldredge · · Score: 5, Insightful

      No, the uproar came from people who let OTHERS tell them what the Bible has to say about sex rather than reading what it for themselves.

      That is the major problem with religion, people won't read the Holy Books for themselves, they depend on others to do it for them and then 'explain' it to them. But the people doing the explaining sometimes corrupt the message for personal gain.

    7. Re:Dear dear dear by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Subtle innuends follow
      There must be something inside he's hiding

    8. Re:Dear dear dear by alan_dershowitz · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Or alternately we are offended by crass commercial exploitation of sexuality. The stunt was offensive and ridiculous. I can handle mature representations of sexuality on television, but that shit is just stupid. Don't assume the two groups are the same.

    9. Re:Dear dear dear by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude, WTF? I'm an atheist and I do not drink alcohol or caffeine, smoke, gamble or dance either. I am one heck of a perv though, but not a promiscuous one either :)

    10. Re:Dear dear dear by sTalking_Goat · · Score: 1
      Ashcroft, a religious man who does not drink alcohol or caffeine, smoke, gamble or dance,

      I wonder if he listens to Minor Threat?

      --

      My days of not taking you seriously are certainly coming to a middle...

    11. Re:Dear dear dear by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Well, I have to admit, I watch kiddie porn and enjoy it (posting AC for obvious reasons). It's a victimless crime as long as I'm not supporting anyone economically (get everything over P2P). I would never even think about touching a child, though, the porn's good enough and it's good that it's there...

    12. Re:Dear dear dear by dillon_rinker · · Score: 1

      Perhaps you mean the uproar caused by a man violently removing the clothing of an unwilling woman?

    13. Re:Dear dear dear by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What do you expect, America is the only place some guy can get up in front of everyone, say "God told him to run for president", then say "The jury is still out on evolution" and get elected to the highest position in the land. WTF? Anywhere else he would be thrown in an insane asylum. I always think of a line from Harry Potter when I think of GW and his cronies, "Even in the wizarding world hearing voices is not a good thing".

    14. Re:Dear dear dear by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Sure, I'm dead-set against kiddie porn - string them up by the bollocks and burn them over a slow fire."

      You're right.

      But that reminds me: isn't the U.S. the country that imprisons (and tortures ("heals", "treats")) children if they touch *each other*?

      I'd be pretty sure that the doctor's games we played when I was a child would have brought me to jail. Or "treatment".

    15. Re:Dear dear dear by sprekken · · Score: 1
      I suppose there's an outside chance (only in the US, [grin]) that he *might* be right - witness the uproar over 1 cm^2 of female flesh after a certain kickabout recently...

      One thing to understand is that the public backlash against Janet was because she exposed herself on public television during a show that the majority of Americans watch. It is one thing to provide porn material for people to enjoy in private, and a completely separate thing to publicly force porn (even softcore) to the masses (including children).

      Contrary to the popular /. opinion, many people are offended by porn and really have no desire to see that type of material. I know that most europeans scoff at that idea, praising their "liberated" society for a high tolerance of nudity and sexual expression and that is their right. The US however has a different standard, be it right or wrong, that defines public nudity as wrong. Janet broke the rules of that standard and has paid for it (although she probably gained more than she lost).

      What Ashcroft is doing appears to be overzealous in my opinion. Leave porn for those who want it I say... but I do think that something needs to be done about the problem of forcing porn onto innocent and unsuspecting people - especially in the form of SPAM. Filters work most of the time, but occasionally something gets through.

      I know not to click on the link in the email, but what about my kids? I can tell them never to do it, but if you have (or know) kids they're going to forget and do it anyway. As a father I do not want my kids exposed to that type of material.

      I think that Ashcroft should focus more on eliminating spam than going after porn. If he gets rid of porn... ack! what will I do when my wife wants to have sex?! I can't think about HER!

    16. Re:Dear dear dear by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What do you expect, America is the only place some guy can get up in front of everyone, say "God told him to run for president", then say "The jury is still out on evolution" and get elected to the highest position in the land.

      Indeed! And thank goodness it is! Thank goodness for the first amendment! If you don't like it, do exactly what everybody has the right to do. Speak your mind, and then vote on it. If you don't like the result, I'm sorry, but that is the way this country works. Now if you can prove his election wasn't legal there's something to talk about, but if everything is legal, then fine. If you don't want people having the freedom to say what they want, then you're just as bad as Mr. Ashcroft here.

    17. Re:Dear dear dear by myowntrueself · · Score: 1

      Could someone please explain what Janet Jacksons pastie-tipped tit has got to do with christianity?

      --
      In the free world the media isn't government run; the government is media run.
    18. Re:Dear dear dear by shadowbearer · · Score: 4, Funny

      The perfect antithesis then, to all the people who pay for the 'products' on sale. The line "Don't drink, don't smoke, what do you do?" springs to mind. Have you in fact checked he's still alive ?


      Reminds me of an old joke:
      --
      A bum, who'd obviously seen more than his share of hard times, approached a well-dressed man on the street. "Hey, Buddy .....can you spare two dollars?"

      The well-dressed man replied, "You're not going to spend it on liquor are you?"

      "No, sir, I don't drink," the bum responded.

      "You're not going to throw it away on fishing gear, are you?" the gentleman asked.

      "No... I don't fish either!" answered the bum.

      "You wouldn't waste the money on a deer lease, would you?" asks the man. "No, I wouldn't!" says the bum, "I don't hunt!"

      So the man asked the bum if he'd like to come home with him for a home cooked meal. The bum accepted eagerly. On the way to the man's house, the bum's curiosity got the better of him. "Isn't your wife going to be upset when you bring a guy like me to your house for dinner?"

      "Well, probably," said the man, "but it'll be well worth it for her to see what happens to a man that doesn't drink, fish or hunt".
      --

      SB

      --
      It's old. The more humans I meet, the more I like my cats. At least they are honest.
    19. Re:Dear dear dear by orthogonal · · Score: 4, Interesting

      But that reminds me: isn't the U.S. the country that imprisons (and tortures ("heals", "treats")) children if they touch *each other*?

      Actually, the U.S. has just charged a fifteen year old girl with possession of child pornography, and sexual abuse of children, for emailing naughty pictures of herself.

      And they intend to try her as an adult.

      Kafka couldn't have come up with better folks: "Little girl, you're too young to be able to consent to sex, so those pictures you took of yourself are pictures of a child, and you kept those pictures of yourself, so that's possession of kiddie porn.

      "But young lady, you're old enough to know better, so we intend to try and convict you as an adult -- and force you to register as a sex offender -- as a kiddie pornographer, and child molester, no less -- for the rest of your life."

      (P.S., I submitted this for Slashdot's "Your Rights Online" about a week ago, but it was rejected.)

    20. Re:Dear dear dear by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      But - but it IS in the Bible!

      Hezekiah 3:16 - "Woe unto him who seeth the nipple of a woman, for he shall surely perish."

    21. Re:Dear dear dear by Snoopy77 · · Score: 1

      Yes, you do have a point.

      But with respect to pornography the Bible is quite clear. The only corruption of the Scriptures would be to suggest the porn was all right in the eyes of God.

      --
      "She's a West Texas girl, just like me" - G.W Bush Iraqis
    22. Re:Dear dear dear by SubtleNuance · · Score: 1

      Ashcroft, a religious man who does not drink alcohol or caffeine, smoke, gamble or dance,

      In other words, Mr.Ashcroft is a farking nutjob. Do people consider this kind of character virtuous?

      Personally, I consider such a person TERRIBLY poorly adjusted.

    23. Re:Dear dear dear by sydb · · Score: 1

      I know not to click on the link in the email, but what about my kids? I can tell them never to do it, but if you have (or know) kids they're going to forget and do it anyway. As a father I do not want my kids exposed to that type of material.

      The spam I get doesn't even require clicking on a link to presented me with highly explicit pornography - it's sitting there right in the email, thanks to the wonder of HTML mail. Fortunately my ADSL provider (www.ukfsn.org) tags spam so exim can send it straight into the trash.

      In a neat reversal of your situation, as a son I do not want my 78-year old father exposed to that type of material! He uses email a lot, and if he gets the same spam as me then his blood pressure is at risk...

      --
      Yours Sincerely, Michael.
    24. Re:Dear dear dear by Abcd1234 · · Score: 1

      Okay, stupid, yes. But that doesn't make sex or nipples wrong. The problem is,people were offended by the exposure of a nipple, not by the crass stupidity of it all.

    25. Re:Dear dear dear by Maestro4k · · Score: 1
      • witness the uproar over 1 cm^2 of female flesh after a certain kickabout recently...
      Actually this uproar seemed to be more of the "I can't believe she did this during a family program" and less "I can't believe she showed her breast on TV". People were rightly upset that this was done during the halftime of a show that is considered family viewing. Of course it would have been interesting to have seen if the uproar would have occured over the rest of the show (described in one article I read as "ritualized sexual assault" if Jackson's over-the-top booby baring hadn't occured.
    26. Re:Dear dear dear by gandy909 · · Score: 1

      If God didn't want us to look at naked women, why did he make their bodies so beautiful to the eye?

      --

      (Stolen sig) Remember: it's a "Microsoft virus", not an "email virus", a "Microsoft worm", not a "computer worm
    27. Re:Dear dear dear by drsmithy · · Score: 1
      One thing to understand is that the public backlash against Janet was because she exposed herself on public television during a show that the majority of Americans watch. It is one thing to provide porn material for people to enjoy in private, and a completely separate thing to publicly force porn (even softcore) to the masses (including children).

      Anyone who calls that stunt - deliberate or not - "porn", has got issues.

    28. Re:Dear dear dear by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually it was the depiction of what you describe. And not even that, really, since she wasn't portraying herself as unwilling. All this "ooh, ooh, it's a stereotyped rape metaphor!" stuff serves no one, and is just about as stupid as the Ashcroft or Powell types.

      It was certainly an idiotic piece, but what the heck else would you expect to see from Janet Jackson and Justin Timberlake at the frickin' Super Bowl? I mean that's pretty much three strikes against anything even remotely entertaining or even just non-ludicrous. If you were watching this without expecting mindrot, you pretty much deserve any tasteless thing they can show you.

    29. Re:Dear dear dear by Jack+Comics · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Yep, now we see, he is dead. In the water that is. When a public figures decide to go on a non-popular crusade, they're dead men walking.

      Rather ironic then that he lost a Senate re-election to a dead man, eh?

      --
      "We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars." - Oscar Wilde
    30. Re:Dear dear dear by Snoopy77 · · Score: 0

      God's plan was that we would only take pleasure in our wife's beautiful body. Don't try to change God to suit yourself.

      --
      "She's a West Texas girl, just like me" - G.W Bush Iraqis
    31. Re:Dear dear dear by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      God's plan was that we would only take pleasure in our wife's beautiful body. Don't try to change God to suit yourself.

      So you're one of the rare few who your god seems to have let into his confidence about what his plan is...

      How about you take your own advice, hmm?

    32. Re:Dear dear dear by cubic6 · · Score: 1

      It was a stunt that didn't go as planned. To claim that Timberlake "violently removed the clothing of the unwilling" Jackson is intentionally misrepresenting the facts to evoke an extremely negative emotional response. Don't do that.

      --
      Karma: Contrapositive
    33. Re:Dear dear dear by Snoopy77 · · Score: 1

      No, not rare. Any one who has read the Bible would also know that God desires us to be faithful to our wife. I never claimed to know God's full plan but His word is in the Bible so feel free to read it.

      --
      "She's a West Texas girl, just like me" - G.W Bush Iraqis
    34. Re:Dear dear dear by Xyrus · · Score: 4, Insightful

      So let me get this straight. Does this mean if your under the age of 18 and you get caught masturbating, you can be charged with performing a sex act on a child?

      I guess that means just about everyone between the ages of 12 and 18 needs to be registered as a sex offender.

      Do these people actually think that a nation full of sexually repressed people are GOING TO MAKE THINGS BETTER?????!!!!!??????

      Welcome the land of the free and home of the brave. Please pick up your shackles, and cower down in the nearest corner of your own convenience.

      ~X~
      "Who here thinks Canada is starting to look good?"

      --
      ~X~
    35. Re:Dear dear dear by Rakarra · · Score: 1
      What do you expect, America is the only place some guy can get up in front of everyone, say "God told him to run for president", then say "The jury is still out on evolution" and get elected to the highest position in the land. WTF? Anywhere else he would be thrown in an insane asylum.

      Anywhere else? There are a few countries in the Middle East where this sortof thing isn't uncommon. A society with that type of religious oppression is right up the current administration's alley. They want to be the Puritans, the guys who are only for religious persecution as long as they're the ones doing the persecuting.

    36. Re:Dear dear dear by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Me thinks that this is all part of a plan to get to a point where to recruit new US troups for the war on terror the US can promise young sexually repressed and oppressed males that they can go straight to heaven if they go the the mideast and blow up islamic extremists. They will be told that they will be greated at heavens gates by comly virgins will to do all sorts of things to them....

      Nah, that could never work...

      Oh shit...

    37. Re:Dear dear dear by Rakarra · · Score: 1
      Anyone who calls that stunt - deliberate or not - "porn", has got issues.

      This is the United States, where nudity is considered porn, yes.

    38. Re:Dear dear dear by spasmatik · · Score: 1

      and who the f*ck cares about scripture?

    39. Re:Dear dear dear by MenTaLguY · · Score: 1

      That was what that choreographed bit was depicting, though.

      It was bad enough without having accidentally turned from the "stage kiss" version into the real thing.

      --

      DNA just wants to be free...
    40. Re:Dear dear dear by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      witness the uproar over 1 cm^2 of female flesh after a certain kickabout recently

      Kickabout? Goddamn you limeys are gay. It's a fucking FOOTBALL game in which real mean BEAT THE HELL OUT OF EACH OTHER.

    41. Re:Dear dear dear by MenTaLguY · · Score: 1

      But, you know, actually, I still think we'd be so much better off on so many levels if everyone just shut up and forgot about it.

      It was the best damn Superbowl game I've ever had the privilege of watching, and now it's been forever eclipsed by this stupid halftime show thing.

      --

      DNA just wants to be free...
    42. Re:Dear dear dear by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't worry in a few weeks someone will have submitted the story with a little write up that is more appealing or with a slant the editors would prefer and you'll see the story duped in no time.

      Yeah, this doesn't make any sense. I think more details are needed. Also, people on dead/live journal should beware who is on their friends list. Imagine this: your "friend" posts nekkid pics to their list. Does that mean that not only will they be charged etc., etc., but everybody on their friends list will be too??

      This whole thing stinks. Do they know that somebody in those chat rooms didn't talk her into it? And even then if it was her own idea... this doesn't make any sense. I could perhaps understand if she had been distributing pictures of teens other than herself. The story linked there and the story on the register were a little light on details. But I think it is interesting and it would be nice to see some discussion on this topic.

      Also, kids shouldn't be tried as adults. Because, they're not adults, remember? That's why we came up with "kids" and "adults". And if we have laws to protect kids and whatnot then we are stating that kids are different than adults. By trying *any* kid as an adult we are saying that there *isn't* a difference between kids and adults.

      Lastly, it seems like there is a drive to maintain that kids remain completely innocent through their teens until they are an adult. What with the movement to deny sex ed to teens and teaching abstinance as the be all and end all.

      Discuss.

    43. Re:Dear dear dear by extra+the+woos · · Score: 2, Informative

      To preface, I'm a christian.. I follow the 10 commandments, and yes I go to church on saturday (the real sabbath, sunday was just made up by the catholic church lol, another weird thing that people somehow believe is that jesus changed the day..uhhh-huhhh, riggghhttttt you find it for me..lol) ...but you know what you can find in the bible? "Though shalt not have sexual relations with your wife's sister while your wife is still living" (paraphrased but that's *exactly* what it says... seriously! and i'm not even taking that one outta context, there's a whole bunch of "sexual relations" verses in the bible, go search a concordance if you want more")

      You can use quotes from the bible to prove ANYTHING... Just as a lot of people try to do to say sex before marriage is a sin. It says that NO WHERE in the bible.. NO WHERE!!! Also, there is NOTHING saying masturbation is a sin!......

      everything people say there is out of context! The one text people try to use to say it's wrong is taken soooo out of context..god was angry because the guy didn't impregnate the woman, when god had specifically told him too..yeah, that might upset god. Masturbation isn't gonna upset god unless your looking at some 8 year old when your doing it or something. Why do you think god gave us sexual urges if he didn't want us to act on them. He put us here to enjoy life not to suffer. (please no flames if you dont believe in god or whatever, i'm just saying that alot of us are way off base sometimes when it comes to the bible)

      As far as drugs/drinking etc, everyone tries to claim thats a huge sin. The reality is, it says no where in the bible that you cannot enjoy these thigns responsibly. It says not to be a drunkard (ie dont be an alcoholic or get wasted and puke all over yourself), and that you sholdn't have any other gods before you (addiction applies here 100%)...But tons of people in the bible drank responsibly, tons of god's followers...even jesus drank wine... And no i'm not saying this because I drink, haven't drank alchy since I was 15 lol...

      What's really really great is you see all these people who preach that you can't have sex before marriage, masturbation is wrong, drugs are wrong, etc...GETTING DIVORCES.. Go read what the bible has to say about divorce someday (even what jesus had to say about it hahahaha, although he isn't so harsh on it as a lot of places in the bible!)... The bible is very very harsh on divorce. If ashcroft actually cared about doing right, he would not be worried about porn or drugs, he would be trying to establish marriage counseling centers accross the nation to help couples work through their differences and to prevent the high divorce rate from going up any further!)

      People really have no idea what the bible actually says a lot of the time...

      --
      replacing it with NEW Folger's Crystals! (lets see if they notice the difference)
    44. Re:Dear dear dear by angle_mark · · Score: 1

      For fucks sake! This has to be THE most ridiculous thing I have ever read in my life. I can't believe how stupid some people can be. Did it not pass through the heads of those pressing the charges that its a pretty stupid thing to prosecute someone for doing something not to someone else but to themselves? Yeah sorry if my point is BLATANTLY OBVIOUS but I can't fathom how those prosecuting even have the brain power to get out of bed in the morning.

    45. Re:Dear dear dear by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      I never claimed to know God's full plan but His word is in the Bible so feel free to read it.

      As a recovering Catholic, I have read it(My opinion of it should be crystal clear from my sig.) However, the bible was written by men, with thier own agendas. To cite the bible as any sort of proof of your god's will is... I can't think of a suitable word that would not be overly insulting.

    46. Re:Dear dear dear by Blue+Lozenge · · Score: 1

      Just another example of our government's relentless quest to protect us from ourselves.

    47. Re:Dear dear dear by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      t'wasn't a pastie - t'was a nipple shield (piercing). A pastie uses, well, paste. Also it covers the nubbin of the nipple, which this didn't.

      If a pastie would have been ok (which is possible), then it's even less than a square centimetre - actually more like a square millimetre.

      What I want is an injunction against seeing any more male nipples. Yeegh.

    48. Re:Dear dear dear by superyooser · · Score: 1
      The problem here is people who make false assumptions about how others came to believe what the Bible says.

      Anyone who's read the Bible knows that it says plenty about sex. There are more commandments defining sexual immorality than any other type of sin.

    49. Re:Dear dear dear by extra+the+woos · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Leviticus 18:18 "Neither shalt thou take a wife to her sister, to vex her, to uncover her nakedness, beside the other in her life time." So its not okay to sleep with your wife's sister if it will vex your wife. (yeah i know it says beside the other, as well, so you could take it even further but i'm not gonna). That's your wife's SISTER. What if your not married? If it's okay to sleep with your wife's sister if it doesnt' vex your wife, then if you aren't married, well, there'd be no one to vex would there be? And definately there'd be no one to vex if it was A PICTURE OR MOVIE. The bible doesn't say you can't look at naked women and get aroused by it. Nowhere does it say that. It doesn't even imply it. What it does say is you should be loyal to your wife and not try to make her jealous. (and that you shouldn't sleep with relatives lol) The fact that all these laws (against sleeping with your FRIGGIN RELATIVES!) had to be spelled out to the jews of old leads me to believe that they were PRETTY FUCKIN' HORNY PEOPLE! And they prolly slept around, took multiple "wives" and did other crazy sexual stuff all the time. Especially compared to our current society. Lets put it this way: You walk into a room of people...There's 20 people there. God says "dont have sexual relations with those 6 over there, that would be a sin." What the hell does that imply? Is it not obvious? What in the world would a "reasonable person" take that to mean? Sure seems like god didn't ban you from multiple sexual partners or sex before marriage or whatever, he just didn't want you to disgrace your family, upset your wife, or whatever. So based on what I can see in the bible, vexing your wife by looking at porno would not be good in the eyes of god. She's your wife, you gotta treat each other good. If your wife and you wanted to watch a porn tape together I dont think god would have an issue with that! If your not married, you have no one to "vex", but yet you've got those urges, I really just can't see god up there saying "damnit extra, stop sinning for looking at that jpeg." Uhmm...no.

      --
      replacing it with NEW Folger's Crystals! (lets see if they notice the difference)
    50. Re:Dear dear dear by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      omg so sorry about that, I wrote it out with paragraphs but for some reason the formatting didnt' come accross..please forgive me ;(

    51. Re:Dear dear dear by jred · · Score: 1

      If God didn't want us to look at titties, he wouldn't have given them to us. So, if you *don't* look at titties, you're rejecting a gift from God. Ungrateful heathens :)

      --

      jred
      I'm not a mechanic but I play one in my garage...
    52. Re:Dear dear dear by Flingles · · Score: 1

      Well this sucks. Now people under legal age literally can't look at themselves naked. Will I have to close my eyes to take a shower now?

      --
      Karma: -2^0.5 . Mainly due to the imbibing of dihydrogen monoxide
    53. Re:Dear dear dear by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 1
      I second you on that.

      We would all have to speak Hebrew and Greek to actually quote the Bible properly.

      There are a lot of word in ancient languages that would in modern english represent several ideas simultaneously. In the lord's prayer some denomimations use "trespasses", others use "debts". Whatever word Christ ACTUALLY said was a meant both.

      You can't mince words with the Bible, people. You are reading a translation (from Hebrew to Greek) of a translation (from Greek to Latin) of a translation (from Latin to English.) Granted, Paul's writings started off in Greek. You only have 3 levels of translation for large chunks of the New Testiment.

      Now while they are translations, they are amoung the best ever researched. Each chapter and verse carries the same idea as the original version. But analyzing quotes word for word is ludicrous.

      --
      "Learning is not compulsory... neither is survival."
      --Dr.W.Edwards Deming
    54. Re:Dear dear dear by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Porn by itself is ok. Images and depictions of eroticism are as old as civilization itself. (Indeed, the Bible is rife with some rather lurid descriptions of who did whom and how.)

      Now under the Jewish faith, you are judged by your actions. I think we all can imagine a few of God's ordinances we break as a result of watching porn.

      Christians have a harder time. To a Christian, fantisizing about adultery or fornication is as bad as doing it. Of course, it's also assumed that we are all sinners at heart. So while God isn't pleased by it, he still loves us.

      Thus watching porn, in of itself, is ok. The emotions and desires that it stirs up are part of our sinning nature. Even without the porn, the corruption is there.

      What the big guy upstairs cares about is what you do to overcome that corruption? Do you let your boys out to play then fall asleep? Not ideal, but mostly harmless. Now, acting on those desires in other ways... well we are back to being judged by our actions again, aren't we.

      I'm glancing through the New Testiment, and I find a lot of passages about the corrupting influences of money. I don't see a thing about porn.

      --
      "Learning is not compulsory... neither is survival."
      --Dr.W.Edwards Deming
    55. Re:Dear dear dear by Plugh · · Score: 1
      Welcome the land of the free and home of the brave. Please pick up your shackles, and cower down in the nearest corner of your own convenience.

      NO!! Stand and Fight!

      It's the least you can do in memory of the people who died trying to end such tyrrany.

    56. Re:Dear dear dear by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      A simlar event happened at my high school last year. A good freaind of mine though it would be a good idea to set up his web camra to brodcast him and his girl freand, playing lep frog. Well both where under age (17 and 15). Some how the girls father found out, and he called the police on him. He was tride as an adult, and found guilty. His punishment three years in juvinal, followed by a minume of two years in jail, and he's now a sex offender. His entire futer is ruined, all because of some stupid indescretion.

    57. Re:Dear dear dear by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      *cough*smokingpot*cough*

    58. Re:Dear dear dear by Kvan · · Score: 1
      If ashcroft actually cared about doing right, he would not be worried about porn or drugs, he would be trying to establish marriage counseling centers accross the nation to help couples work through their differences and to prevent the high divorce rate from going up any further!

      You haven't caught on to Ashcroft's MO, I see. He would not be establishing any kind of centers except detention centers for those Godless heathens violationg his new felony crime of divorce.

      --

      "A *person* is smart. People are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals and you know it."
      - 'K' in Men in Black.

    59. Re:Dear dear dear by truG33k · · Score: 1

      Welcome the land of the free and home of the brave

      Turns into...

      Welcome the land of the free, home of the brave... and horny.

      --
      You only live once, so you might as well have fun before you die.
    60. Re:Dear dear dear by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Makes me cough too. A water pipe instead of a joint helps a bit but it still burns. Maybe I should stick to brownies.

    61. Re:Dear dear dear by pjt33 · · Score: 1
      Thus watching porn, in of itself, is ok. The emotions and desires that it stirs up are part of our sinning nature. Even without the porn, the corruption is there.

      What the big guy upstairs cares about is what you do to overcome that corruption?

      Are you not arguing against yourself here, in that one thing you should be doing is not watching the porn which "stirs up" sinful desires?

      I'm glancing through the New Testiment, and I find a lot of passages about the corrupting influences of money. I don't see a thing about porn.
      You won't find much in the New Testament about homosexuality either. To me, that's pretty clear evidence that the Old Testament had said all that needed to be said, and hence money was the contentious issue of the day.
    62. Re:Dear dear dear by pjt33 · · Score: 1

      No, but you'd better not have a webcam transmitting images of you in the shower.

    63. Re:Dear dear dear by 87C751 · · Score: 1
      But the people doing the explaining sometimes corrupt the message for personal gain.
      You misspelled "always". HTH
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    64. Re:Dear dear dear by Morosoph · · Score: 1
      Kafka couldn't have come up with better folks: "Little girl, you're too young to be able to consent to sex, so those pictures you took of yourself are pictures of a child, and you kept those pictures of yourself, so that's possession of kiddie porn.

      "But young lady, you're old enough to know better, so we intend to try and convict you as an adult -- and force you to register as a sex offender -- as a kiddie pornographer, and child molester, no less -- for the rest of your life."

      When the law is this insane, it's easy to miss an important fact: the law on child porn is intended to protect children; prosecuting a child for possession and transmission of images of herself as child (rather than generalised) pornography is clearly bad faith on the part of the prosecution.

      The action that would be consistent with the intention behind the law would be to offer the child help and an escape from pornography.

    65. Re:Dear dear dear by NDPTAL85 · · Score: 1

      How far we've fallen from masculine men to feminized emasculated wimps.

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    66. Re:Dear dear dear by follower_of_christ · · Score: 1
      Matthew 5:
      (36) You have heard that it was said, '(37) YOU SHALL NOT COMMIT ADULTERY'; but I say to you that everyone who looks at a woman (38) with lust for her has already committed adultery with her in his heart."(39) If your right eye makes you stumble, tear it out and throw it from you; for it is better for you to lose one of the parts of your body, than for your whole body to be thrown into (40) hell.
      Read it yourself

      I've listened to a bunch of broken men that are addicted to porn and can't escape it. It's a sad state because it causes them to lie and do things they don't want to, just like any other drug. Drugs are outlawed, so should porn. It causes pain and suffering and can so destroy a man's self-esteem that it can make him suicidal.

      I'm sure this argument is going to be argued as the need to defend "Men's choice". I have never heard a woman say, 'I sure wish my husband would look at porn more.' The only time I've heard a woman talk about being OK with porn they use words like, 'I don't mind it' or 'I would rather he not, but it's just what men choose' which implies she has a problem with it, but is willing to look past it because she wants to love the person. Pornography turns the woman into an object not only on the (choose your media), but it creeps into the man's overall view of a woman. From just about any book about marriage that you read, women want to be people, not objects.

      It's a sad day when we have not been strong enough as a people to resist such a detestable media which causes leaders to have to take radical steps to protect the populace.

      Women,
      I urge you to stand against pornography. Know that if your husband or boyfriend has a habit of looking at pornography, it is much like a drug that infects the mind of your loved one. Most likely he doesn't understand how it impacts you and your feelings. He's been taught in recent years that it's perfectly OK to look at it. I urge you to share the full extent of your feelings with your significant other about how bad it makes you feel and hope that this somehow causes them to respond by seeking freedom from this addiction. Also know that if you do stand against it and he doesn't respond it's because he's caught in a nasty habit. Have pitty on him and love him. If you have been objectified and aren't a person in your husband's eyes, it might be because he looks at porn.

    67. Re:Dear dear dear by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Basically, because a few people are addicted to porn, we should outlaw it?

      By the same rational, we should outlaw everything that a small minority of people get addicted to - alcohol, gambling, sex, THE INTERNET...

      And if you've never spoken to women who like porn... you've been hanging out with the wrong women.

    68. Re:Dear dear dear by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We would all have to speak Hebrew and Greek to actually quote the Bible properly.

      I know it's so late no one will see this, but...you forgot Aramaic. Quite a few things written in Aramaic, or so I'm told.

    69. Re:Dear dear dear by NomadResident · · Score: 1
      If people did read the bible they would find that Pr0n is Good!! It's strewn all about the great literary work. See for yourself:

      Sex, Obscenities, Filth in the Bible

      So basing this war on Christian morals is insane.
    70. Re:Dear dear dear by Snoopy77 · · Score: 1

      Christians have a harder time. To a Christian, fantisizing about adultery or fornication is as bad as doing it. Of course, it's also assumed that we are all sinners at heart. So while God isn't pleased by it, he still loves us.

      Thus watching porn, in of itself, is ok.


      I honestly fail to see how you make this progression. Matthew 5:28 "But I tell you that anyone who looks at a woman lustfully has already committed adultery with her in his heart." So how can watching porn be ok? Only if you don't watch porn with any lustful thoughts?

      You can't just say it is part of our sinful nature and it's going to happen anyway. Romans 6 says "What shall we say, then? Shall we go on sinning so that grace may increase? By no means! We died to sin; how can we live in it any longer?" We will never be totally free from sin but wilfully watching porn is only damaging yourself, it's not harmless. You are filling your heart with lust, not God.

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    71. Re:Dear dear dear by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The heavy emphasis on the evils of divorce makes perfect sense... consider the bible as a book of rules for maintaining a cohesive and functional society. At the core of societies are families, and keeping them together is necessary to the well-being of children. Masturbation, on the other hand, doesn't really concern anyone, and as such it receives little attention in the book.

    72. Re:Dear dear dear by DAldredge · · Score: 1

      Then explain how some people can read the bible and come to the conclusion that dancing and talking with unmarried members of the opposite sex are sinful...

    73. Re:Dear dear dear by DAldredge · · Score: 1

      Your reasoning could also be applied to religion.

    74. Re:Dear dear dear by superyooser · · Score: 1
      Most modern kinds of dancing promote sexual relations between people who aren't married. As a result, some Christians (a very, very tiny percentage) forbid all kinds of dancing.

      As for merely talking, I think you're confusing certain fundamentalist Qur'an followers with Bible followers. I've never heard of any Christians having such prohibitions. Orthodox Jews don't allow unmarried men and women to kiss each other, but talking is okay.

    75. Re:Dear dear dear by DAldredge · · Score: 1

      Quite a few Baptists in the South believe it. Ashcroft belongs to a sect that does and so does Longview Baptist Temple in Longview, TX (they have thousands of members and a fleet of busses that bus in people from 100+ miles away.)

      I know a woman that was kicked out of the above church because she was seen sitting with a male member of the church at the McDonalds where she worked. She was on break and he sat with her for less than 5 minutes. She was kicked out of their college because of it.

    76. Re:Dear dear dear by superyooser · · Score: 1
      I am a Baptist in the South, and I don't happen to know of any church that speaks out against all dancing. In fact, the trend in worship service is very much moving to a more charismatic and expressive style. I know of some churches that actually teach dancing as a form of worship.

      There are certain Christian sects that separate men from women in the church. This is the way it was done during the Apostle Paul's day, and it is still this way in Orthodox Jewish synagogues. However, talking and associating between the sexes outside of the church or synagogue is perfectly fine.

    77. Re:Dear dear dear by DAldredge · · Score: 1

      You do know. I gave you the name of one and you can find out more from a simple google search, that is if you wish to know and rid yourself of your lack of knowledge.

    78. Re:Dear dear dear by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It sounds as though the state may be using this arrest and threat of prosecution as a strongarm tactic to get the girl to cooperate with police. After all, the people who received the pictures ARE in violation of child porn charges. Clearly this would never get past a jury let alone a judge, but DAs can be overzealous sometimes in their prosecution, especially if someone is uncooperative.

  35. That's normal by Dinjay · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Lam Nguyen's job is to sit for hours in a chilly, quiet room devoid of any color but gray and look at pornography"

    Hmm...sounds like a day in the life of the /. crowd. It's just as well it cold in there...

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    1. Re:That's normal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ah, yes, but he gets PAID to do it.

    2. Re:That's normal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I sure hope they let him masturbate a couple times a day! That kind of stuff could lead to priapism.

  36. If pr0n is outlawed... by Lord+of+Ironhand · · Score: 1

    ... only outlaws will have pr0n.

    1. Re:If pr0n is outlawed... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      lol

    2. Re:If pr0n is outlawed... by Moocowsia · · Score: 2, Funny

      Most of slashdot probably already downloads warez and music. Porn would just add another offense to most peoples list. Just imagine if you got the repeat offender penalty though. Life for jerkin your girkin.. Good thing I'm in Canada or I'd be screwed.

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  37. Gotta love this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    From the article:

    (..) He said pornography "invades our homes persistently though the mail, phone, VCR, cable TV and the Internet," and has "strewn its victims from coast to coast."

    Okay, it sounds like it's a virus or a mass murderer or something. It's PORN! The most natural thing in the world!

    1. Re:Gotta love this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      America: "I'll just pop in this VIDEO CASETTE, I'm sure it won't be anything harmful... FBI warning, yes... Previews... OH GOD, NASTY PORNO! Ma, get my gun! There's harmful pornography in the house that needs a killin'!"

  38. no chance by Dwindlehop · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    Good luck. I'd say community standards have outgrown Ashcroft and Taylor's antiquated worldview. The guy sitting in the room clicking through porn isn't ridding the world of bad guys as he claims, he's trying to force his religious beliefs on a population which isn't going to let him.

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  39. Dear Mr. Bush by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When you've fucked up the economy.

    When you've screwed up the war on terror.

    When you've got us a parriah nation because of the Iraqi quagmire.

    Hey! Lets go after howard stern and HBO porn!

    Yeah! That'll fool the idiots in voter land.

    The funny part... some of you idiots will endorse this action. I hope you die of cancer.

  40. They're going after pr0n? by Ash87 · · Score: 1

    I think I speak for a lot of us when I say: OH SHIT!

  41. Way To Go Rightwing Freaks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Congrats!

    A fucking empty suit for a president and a nutcase for a attorney general.

  42. Re:I've never understood why sex is taboo in the U by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm eagerly awaiting my copy of Sexual Ass Gerbil Does Dallas.

  43. Re:I've never understood why sex is taboo in the U by User+956 · · Score: 5, Informative

    Asscroft wasn't elected. He was appointed.

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  44. Three Cheers by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Three cheers for the stupidest attempt at controlling Americans since Prohibition and the War on Drugs.

    I mean, seriously, of all the things they could have picked........if there's anything us Americans like more than our booze and weed its porn and sex. Is Ashcroft BEGGING to have a lynch mob show up at his front door?

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    1. Re:Three Cheers by Citizen+of+Earth · · Score: 1

      The four horsemen of the infocalypse ride again. Every time a new restriction to our rights is planned they drag out: Porn, Terrorism, Crackers, Drugs. This time, it has to be porn. The real target is people sharing files, period. But rather than get into a discussion about what (used to) constitute fair use they need a demon. If it plays on one of the four fears above they have a good excuse for doing whatever they want. It didn't work so well with encryption (even though they invoked all four). Saying "It would hurt Sony's business model" isn't quite sexy enough. So it has to be one of the Four. Look for more restrictions on file sharing period sometime soon.

      -- Walter Wart (2001-07-27)

    2. Re:Three Cheers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Three cheers for the stupidest attempt at controlling Americans since Prohibition and the War on Drugs.

      The stupidest thing is that the War on drugs is still going on with massive government funding. I think Ashcroft is quite capable of spending that much money to try to eliminate porn.

    3. Re:Three Cheers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >> Three cheers for the stupidest attempt at controlling Americans since Prohibition and the War on Drugs.

      In my opinion, it's even more stupid -- they don't even have the excuse of protecting people's health, since A) sexual activity is necessary for the continuation of the species, and B) masturbation is actually healthy for you, and doesn't lead to unplanned pregnancy or STDs. You aren't going to have people run over others under the influence of porn, and no one is going to go berserk and need to be held down by six cops or taken to a morgue because of a porn overdose.

      What consenting adults do in private is no one's business but their own, and while the government can certainly ask for a share of the loot in taxes they should not be in the business of regulating anything that does not harm others.

    4. Re:Three Cheers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Three cheers for the stupidest attempt at controlling Americans since Prohibition and the War on Drugs.

      The War on Drugs is over. Whew. It's about time. When are they letting everyone out of prison, so we can make room for the real problems?

    5. Re:Three Cheers by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 1
      Um....actually I didn't say it was over, I just said that this is their next attempt at something really stupid. Trust me, I WISH it were over, but that'll never happen.

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  45. Pr0n.. by TR0GD0RtheBURNiNAT0R · · Score: 2, Funny
    Pr0n?

    Who's Pr0n? Is he the dictator of some oil-rich middle eastern country... :)

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  46. I'm ready... by Lord+of+Ironhand · · Score: 4, Funny

    Browsing at +5 -- check.
    +3 bonus to funny -- check.
    -3 penalty to everything else -- check.

    Let the comments roll in!

    1. Re:I'm ready... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not gonna make much difference on this one, really.

  47. Is Ashcroft insane? by freeweed · · Score: 5, Insightful

    No, really.

    The only possible conclusion I can draw from this is "I don't partake, therefore it's bad and no one else should be able to, either". I guess this is the same line of thinking that still has people up in arms against homosexuality. "They're doing something I wouldn't do! Let's get 'em!".

    Ashcroft, a religious man who does not drink alcohol or caffeine, smoke, gamble or dance

    Great, so we better shut down Nevada, kill all breweries, tobacco companies, coffee importation, and *gasp* Rock and/or Roll while we're at it!

    They're going to try to go after a multi-billion dollar industry because its material "is obscene by community standards". Um, just who exactly do these people think are paying these billions? Hate to break it to you, folks, but Mr. and Mrs. Joe American. Consentual pornography is, by definition, acceptable by community standards. There wouldn't be so much of it if it wasn't.

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    1. Re:Is Ashcroft insane? by angle_slam · · Score: 4, Insightful

      If you haven't noticed, they are going after on-line gambling pretty strongly. And more and more places are going smoke-free, including places thought of as "liberal" such as New York city and the entire state of California.

    2. Re:Is Ashcroft insane? by Dexx · · Score: 1

      They're going to try to go after a multi-billion dollar industry because its material "is obscene by community standards".

      A better question is whose community? Apparently not mine.

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    3. Re:Is Ashcroft insane? by QuantumRiff · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Perhaps Ashcroft's next crusade will be against gluttony?? He doesn't exactly have the body of the republican govenor of California..

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    4. Re:Is Ashcroft insane? by Tumbleweed · · Score: 1

      Hey, don't forget to burn all the Calico cats! :)

    5. Re:Is Ashcroft insane? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The only possible conclusion I can draw from this is "I don't partake, therefore it's bad and no one else should be able to, either".

      Try turning it around the other way, then you get the idea. "It's bad, therefore I don't partake and neither should you." I mean, as far as Ashcroft goes you probably are right. The guy's completely nuts. But, if you want to argue against it, then you'll convince reasonable people more easily if you use a reasonable argument. Argue the "it's bad" part instead of the "Ashcroft is a nut" part, and we might actually get something done.

    6. Re:Is Ashcroft insane? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm hoping he'll go after a certain stuttering, drunk driving, coke head, overgrown fratboy first

    7. Re:Is Ashcroft insane? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, and the rest of the world should be scared as hell!!!!

    8. Re:Is Ashcroft insane? by bnenning · · Score: 1

      And more and more places are going smoke-free, including places thought of as "liberal"

      The anti-smoking crusade is almost entirely liberal. Conservatives have a principled opposition on the grounds of individual freedom and private property rights. Now if they could only apply the same reasoning to the Wars on Drugs and Porn.

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    9. Re:Is Ashcroft insane? by shadowbearer · · Score: 1

      The smoke-free crusades have been going on for around (more than?) a decade, tho; and are mostly local initiatives. The Fed getting into that one would really have a lot of people up in arms, even rabid non-smokers, considering the subsidies that a lot of tobacco farmers still get.

      I still consider it the height of hypocrisy that online gambling is illegal, yet casinos and lotteries are widely accepted, and for Native American casinos, encouraged.

      (No, I don't gamble, don't care one whit what others do with their money, either. )

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    10. Re:Is Ashcroft insane? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And more and more places are going smoke-free, including places thought of as "liberal" such as New York city and the entire state of California.

      Public smoking is just about the only vice I wouldn't mind seeing banned, because it can be very unpleasant for the people around a smoker if, for example, they have sensitive eyes.

      Pornography is the vice I see the least point in banning. Unlike gambling, you can't argue it risks anyone's livelihood. Unlike drinking, it doesn't cause violence or serious illness, and I don't know of a single case where porn has been responsible for a car accident, although it's an interesting mental image. Unlike smoking, it's rarely a public annoyance. And unlike trolling Slashdot, it doesn't waste other people's bandwidth.

    11. Re:Is Ashcroft insane? by astar · · Score: 1
      Many people have a religious tendency. Most versions would be called delusional by an unbiased observer. But since it is "normal", it is accepted and not in the mental health manuals. So Ashcroft is not nuts.

      But it is useful to remember things like the Hundred Years war. That particular war was settled by the Treaty of Westphalia, which is where we get the codification of the modern nation state and freedom of conscience. Note that Ashcroft's fellow travelers are explicitly attacking the Treaty of Westphalia. The usual interpretation is that they want to do away with the nation state in favor of Empire, but I would not be surprised if the fundies would support this initiative based on the observation that it is an attack also on freedom of conscience.

    12. Re:Is Ashcroft insane? by GlassHeart · · Score: 2, Insightful
      more and more places are going smoke-free, including places thought of as "liberal" such as New York city and the entire state of California.

      The banning of smoking in various indoor venues is not an attack on your right to smoke, but a protection of my right not to have to inhale your smoke. This is similar to the concept that your right to punch ends where my face begins. The relevant question is whether I am harmed by your optional actions, not one of liberal or conservative thinking.

    13. Re:Is Ashcroft insane? by M.+Baranczak · · Score: 2, Funny

      I don't know of a single case where porn has been responsible for a car accident, although it's an interesting mental image.

      You're thinking of "Cannonball Run" and the Subaru (driven by Jackie Chan) with the in-dash VCR (the height of early-80s entertainment technology).

    14. Re:Is Ashcroft insane? by M.+Baranczak · · Score: 1

      It's the entire state of New York - NYC just passed their law first. Personally I'm kind of ambivalent about the ban - I don't like the govt telling people what to do, on the other hand, I like the fact that my clothes don't stink like an ashtray after an evening at the bar.

      I don't think I have to point out that tobacco smoke causes direct, measurable damage to the health of most carbon-based lifeforms, unlike looking at pictures of nekkid people.

    15. Re:Is Ashcroft insane? by gandy909 · · Score: 1

      If you don't like MY smoke, don't come into MY house... or MY business.

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    16. Re:Is Ashcroft insane? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, actually he is the Artist Previously Known As Hussain.

    17. Re:Is Ashcroft insane? by GlassHeart · · Score: 3, Insightful
      If you don't like MY smoke, don't come into MY house... or MY business.

      You're welcome to smoke in your house or at your place of work (provided you are the employer), silly. I'm talking about your smoking at my place of business, and public buildings that I enter. I completely agree that people have the right to harm their own lungs, as long as they agree they have no right to harm mine.

      On an amusing side note, how can a post that has not received any rating (moderation) be "overrated"?

    18. Re:Is Ashcroft insane? by Un+pobre+guey · · Score: 1
      Check out this quote from an Ashcroft speech:

      We must embrace the power of faith, but we must never confuse politics and piety. For me, may I say that it is against my religion to impose my religion.

      Is he insane? His grip on reality seems a bit in doubt. The credibility of his public speaking is certainly questionable.

    19. Re:Is Ashcroft insane? by cubic6 · · Score: 1

      There's a smoke-free initiative in my town, and my understanding is that it's not based on trying to "save" smokers or prevent them from doing what they want, but more that I can't walk to class without getting smoke blown in my face by idiots who're smoking on the street. That's a public nuissance, and potentially a public health hazard. I don't care if people want to smoke in their own homes, but lots can't even get the idea that their habit pisses off dozens of others when they do it in public.

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    20. Re:Is Ashcroft insane? by cgenman · · Score: 1

      including places thought of as "liberal" such as New York city and the entire state of California.

      I'd submit that neither California nor New York is "liberal," but "progressive." Both California and New York are known for trying new things, which may be gay marriage or it may be the broken window theory of crime prevention. Much of what aligned with "liberal" thought for a long time could also be considered "progressive," but as (dropping the quotes) certain pieces of liberal thought have become mainstream, California and New York then necessarily have to experiment with thing more traditionally associated with conservative thought... Such as sex-segregated schooling.

      What defines California is an odd way of latching onto new ideas. That usually puts them in line with "Liberals" but sometimes it doesn't.

    21. Re:Is Ashcroft insane? by bckrispi · · Score: 1
      The anti-smoking crusade is almost entirely liberal. Conservatives have a principled opposition on the grounds of individual freedom and private property rights.

      Sorry, they aren't that noble. It so happens that the tobacco lobbies (wounded, but still a powerful force in the U.S) spend hundreds of millions on Republican election campaigns.

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    22. Re:Is Ashcroft insane? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And more and more places are going smoke-free, including places thought of as "liberal" such as New York city and the entire state of California.

      Oh, I get it. This is the obligatory "liberals are just as bad as Republicans" post. Yeah...

      Ok, let's see if you can get this through your pin head of a brain...

      Until people start masturbating in restaurants and killing people with massive, supersonic wads of sperm...then going after consensual adult pornography is NOT equivalent to outlawing SECOND HAND SMOKE!

      Dumbass.

    23. Re:Is Ashcroft insane? by extra+the+woos · · Score: 1

      Doesn't drink alcohol huh? The same ashcroft that praised the budweiser makers (yeah so i can't spell today!) for doing good work when he was visitin' their factory! The same ashcroft that said alcohol could be legal but not drugs. The same guy that said some people enjoy the taste of alcohol. I bet the guy is a closet alcoholic!

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    24. Re:Is Ashcroft insane? by freeweed · · Score: 1

      You're welcome to smoke in your house or at your place of work (provided you are the employer), silly. I'm talking about your smoking at my place of business, and public buildings that I enter.

      I've always wondered about this one. On the one hand you say it's ok to smoke at work, on the other, not in any public buildings. Am I to understand you were talking about businesses that are not in any way open to the public? Can't think of too many of those, personally, other than places where smoking bans haven't really been legislated :)

      This leads to the greater issue with "public" smoking. I grew up with the notion of "assumed risk": that is, by doing a particular thing, or going to a particular place, you are assuming part of the danger in doing that. This usually comes up in public events like sports games (think ball to the head) and concerts (think mosh pits). To me, the smoking debate seemed simple. Open up non-smoking establishments! If 75% of the population does not in fact smoke, and does not like smoke to the extent they think it should be banned, these businesses should thrive. Let the smokers have a few places where it's well-advertised that cigar(ette) smoke will be present. Just like mosh pits at a concert, you take a risk by going there. If you don't like it, don't go. Can't say as I've seen nation-wide campaigns to make moshing illegal, mind you.

      I dunno, no matter how I slice it it always seems like a small vocal minority has been allowed to push around the rest of the population when it comes to the smoking issue. Much like prohibition, really.

      Then again, nothing amuses me more than to hear someone complain about the "smell" of their clothes after a night at a bar filled with alcohol, sweating bodies, and fog machines. Yeah, the tobacco is certainly the worst smell there :)

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    25. Re:Is Ashcroft insane? by jcenters · · Score: 1

      1. Sex
      2. Sex is bad, evil and wrong! Abstinence is the only way. Unless you're married, then you may fuck once a month through a hole in a sheet for procreation purposes only. If you're unmarried and still insist on sinning, you should wear a thick piece of plastic over your genitalia and sign a "pre-sin" contract. Aww, sweet romance.

      3. Drinking
      4. Nooo, don't drink! It kills you! It destroys lives! Dear lord, don't drink!

        There's a huge campaign on my campus right now to get students to stop drinking outright, because a few idiots insist on chugging until they have to go to the hospital, and they'll do their damnedest to drive themselves.

      5. Food
      6. Every kind of food kills you! Hamburgers are the devil! So are grapes! Bread is poison! We're all getting too fat!

        Listen, until recently, it was a sign of prosperity to be fat. Be grateful you aren't some starving Ethopian you spoiled pricks.

      7. Drugs
      8. Okay, I'll admit, there are a lot of horrible drugs out there (I've never known anyone that could try cocaine without developing some kind of problem from it.) But in the US, we're ridiculous about it. I know people that spend more time in jail for possessing weed than they would for assault.

      9. Homosexuality
      10. Yes, because God forbid we permit people to love each other.

      11. Porn
      12. Because in this country, it's perfectly okay to show children a movie where the supposed messiah is being beaten to a bloody death for two hours. But heaven forbid we allow children to see a life-giving breast. I've said it before, and I'll say it again: America loves violence and death, and hates anything to do with life.

      13. Language
      14. No, you can't say anything to offend anyone! That wouldn't be right! Because true and free expression makes baby Jesus cry.

      15. Smoking
      16. Aah, my favorite. You know, it's funny. Supposedly non-smokers are vastly healthier than smokers, but when exposed to cigarette smoke, they cough and hack their heads off, while the smokers are perfectly fine.

      17. Rock and Roll
      18. Effectively dead. Everything I hear anymore is either country or rap. Thanks RIAA!

      So what's the point of my flamebait infested post? The fact is that we have it a little too easy in the Western world. We live longer than we ever have, we're healthier, we're richer, and what do we do? We get bored. We start nitpicking the small stuff. We whine and bitch about the most inane things. It's time to appreciate what we have, stop bitching and be more tolerant of one another. We all sin, we all have some kind of disgusting habit. We must accept this.

      We must also accept that no one lives forever and that no one knows what's on the other side of the darkness. We need to live and enjoy our lives. I'm not saying we should be completely irresponsible, but it's time for us to pull the politically-correct butt-plug from our collective asses.

      Besides, what's the point of living if we can't enjoy our lives? If the whiners had their way, the only thing we could legally do is sit in a small white room, perfectly quiet and still. Every day we would eat nothing but a single stick of celery and drink a cup of purified water. Think I'm being ridiculous? That's where our spoiled asses are headed. But of course Western civilization will collapse before that happens.

      And please note that I am completely non-partisan. I condemn both the left and right in this post.

      --

      vi ~/.emacs

    26. Re:Is Ashcroft insane? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I completely agree that people have the right to harm their own lungs, as long as they agree they have no right to harm mine."

      I assume you're talking about second-hand smoke. Read this.

    27. Re:Is Ashcroft insane? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Ashcroft, a religious man who does not drink alcohol or caffeine, smoke, gamble or dance"

      That is his problem right there. He ought to just admit to himself that it is OK that he masturbates to pictures of his mother... It is OK that he pays to have his homosexual fantasies cum to life... Look at Jimmy Swaggert, it worked for him (er wait, never mind)

    28. Re:Is Ashcroft insane? by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 1
      Man, of all the generations to have started that anti-smoking fad, why did it have to be the baby boomers? Why couldn't they be content to die of lung cancer so that I'm not paying an assload of taxes to keep them in a lifestyle to which they become accustomed.

      I hate to be crass here, but their quest for immortality is damn inconvienient! I mean by the time I'm their age they'll have all the cures for the various nasty cancers and ...

      Then my kids will bitch about how long I'm living.

      --
      "Learning is not compulsory... neither is survival."
      --Dr.W.Edwards Deming
    29. Re:Is Ashcroft insane? by dkf · · Score: 1
      The problem with smokers only really starts when those smokers exhale. If they want to screw themselves up, well, it's their body and their life. If they want to make my life hell when I'm just going to/from work (never mind going into bars), it's then I have a problem with smoking.

      I don't wish to inhale smoke (I'm not keen on many other kinds of fumes either; pet hates are diesel exhaust and scent departments in stores.) I cannot see why I shouldn't have the right to not inhale smoke when I'm just walking along the street, waiting for a train at a station, or shopping in a mall.

      --
      "Little does he know, but there is no 'I' in 'Idiot'!"
    30. Re:Is Ashcroft insane? by $rtbl_this · · Score: 1

      Don't laught -- that's happening in the UK at the moment. Not a day seems to go by without some story in the news about the health risks posed by obesity and government plans to tackle the problem. Take a look at the BBC news site for many examples.

      --
      "Are you being weird, or sarcastic?" said Emma. I said I didn't know because I get the two feelings mixed up.
    31. Re:Is Ashcroft insane? by k3v0 · · Score: 1

      Why not go smoke free? what gives smokers a right to create second hand smoke that goes into my lungs. We don't want radioactive dust floating around because it is carcinogenic, right?

    32. Re:Is Ashcroft insane? by elemental23 · · Score: 1

      "Public buildings" in this context usually refers to places like the DMV, courthouses, etc. Places that you can't choose not to go to, unlike the local smoker-friendly bar or restaurant.

      --
      I like my women like my coffee... pale and bitter.
  48. My response: by mrpuffypants · · Score: 1

    NOOOOOOOOOOO! WHY????????

    Why does it aleays happen to the wonderful things???? This is the best reason for going to LAN parties!!!

    NOOOOOOOO!!!

    1. Re:My response: by paroneayea · · Score: 1
      Why does it aleays happen to the wonderful things???? This is the best reason for going to LAN parties!!!
      Uhm..... I kind of go to LAN parties so I can play games.... not so I can sit next to someone whacking off... or fingering him/herself....
      Tell ya what. If I ever meet you at a LAN party, let me know, so I can sit very far away from you. And move my precious computer out of any "blast radius." Thanks.
      --
      http://mediagoblin.org/
  49. The problem with Christians... by 0x0d0a · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ...is that instead of turning the other cheek, so many of them are bound and determined to be assholes about content that they don't like, but other people do.

    I think Martin Luther put it best when he pointed out that chastity was unrealistic and stupid to try to hold priests to.

    Most groups don't seem to try to legislate morality on other folks. I don't agree with, say, ecoterrorism, but I don't think that radical environmentalist speech should be suppressed. But religious conservative types *do* try to mobilize and dictate what content people want to view (or at least make it more difficult and uncomfortable for them.)

    1. Re:The problem with Christians... by pclminion · · Score: 1
      ...is that instead of turning the other cheek, so many of them are bound and determined to be assholes about content that they don't like, but other people do.

      Nitpick... "Turning the other cheek" doesn't mean "Turning a blind eye." It means if someone smacks your face, you should turn and allow them to smack the other side as well.

      Such behavior today would get you branded an idiot or a lunatic. How sad.

    2. Re:The problem with Christians... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most groups don't seem to try to legislate morality on other folks.

      Legislating for homosexual marriage is as much legislating morality as legislating against it. If you're against legislating morality, then you should be against legislating marriage at all.

    3. Re:The problem with Christians... by sydb · · Score: 1

      Such behavior today would get you branded an idiot or a lunatic. How sad.

      I'd be interested in the dates delimiting the period of history in which the opposite held.

      --
      Yours Sincerely, Michael.
    4. Re:The problem with Christians... by GlassHeart · · Score: 1, Offtopic
      They can't help it. Christianity is evangelical by nature, and its members are asked to spread the gospel and save the non-believers from hell. At its purest interpretation, they are driven by the inability to accept another person's choice to what they consider sinful. In theory, they'd have failed their God if they left you alone.

      This is why the separation of Church and State is so important. The State is so powerful that it cannot be permitted to act as an agent of the Church, lest you end up with a monolithic society like the Taliban Afghanistan in terms of thought control.

    5. Re:The problem with Christians... by Abcd1234 · · Score: 1

      Absolutely. Marriage is not something the state should be involved in (separation of church and state and all that). And if they really want to provide tax breaks or other benefits to such unions, they should recognize a religion-neutral "civil union" concept, whereby individuals can register as being part of a civil union, allowing those individuals to qualify for those aforementioned benefits.

    6. Re:The problem with Christians... by st0rmshad0w · · Score: 1

      "Nitpick... "Turning the other cheek" doesn't mean "Turning a blind eye." It means if someone smacks your face, you should turn and allow them to smack the other side as well."

      Incorrect, mostly. "Turn the other cheek" is a rebellious statement. Back in those days, if you were to slap someone of lesser standing, someone you viewed as inferior, you would slap one side of their faces (i forget which side). To "turn the other cheek" was to say that he who slapped you was in the wrong and assert that you were in fact their equal. There is NOTHING about turing a blind eye, or live and let live, or whatever the modern interpretation.

      Turning the other cheek is a challenge and a statement. In those days a big one.

    7. Re:The problem with Christians... by drsmithy · · Score: 1
      Such behavior today would get you branded an idiot or a lunatic. How sad.

      That behaviour at any time should get you branded as such.

      Even if you're not going to retaliate, not defending yourself *is* idiotic. Trusting someone clearly bent on violence towards you to stop of their own accord is not high on the list of "good advice".

    8. Re:The problem with Christians... by Un+pobre+guey · · Score: 0, Troll
      Turn the other cheek? These supposed Christians would sooner give you the business end of a baseball bat, on your cheek.

    9. Re:The problem with Christians... by salesgeek · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Most groups don't seem to try to legislate morality on other folks.

      What planet do you live on? Every group of every kind tries to legislate it's morality (except the libertarians and anarchists who try to unlegislate their version).

      I don't think that radical environmentalist speech should be suppressed.

      It always has struck this Christian that it is hypocritical to have freedom of the press and of speech and then to say you can't print porn or talk about certain subjects.

      But religious conservative types *do* try to mobilize and dictate what content people want to view

      How does this differ from any other group who advocates a particular ideology? Social debate has been an ongoing phenomenon since somewhere around the time man started walking upright.

      --
      -- $G
    10. Re:The problem with Christians... by meta-monkey · · Score: 1

      Most groups don't seem to try to legislate morality on other folks.

      I guess it depends on what you consider a "group," but pretty much every religion does this. Just look at the Islamic world. Damn, now THAT'S legislating morality! I'd prefer to live under a Christian theocracy than an Islamic one any day...

      Not that I want to live in any theocracy...I'm a libertarian, I like dancing, drinking, smoking and dirty, dirty porn, but the Christians would still be preferable to anybody else...

      --
      We don't have a state-run media we have a media-run state.
    11. Re:The problem with Christians... by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 1
      Er, no. Evangalism is not about making converts. It's about making sure that anyone we meet knows there is more to existance than the Earthly rules of dog eat dog.

      Christians are very big on the seperation of Church and State. From the very mouth of Christ we have: "Render onto God what is God's, and Caeser what is Caeser's." [Matthew 22:21] Church is not supposed to be tied up in earthly affairs, most especially Government. Prima Face.

      Now I will grant you, there are a vast number of simpletons who interpret Evangalism to be "we need to make everyone just like us..." I don't know what to call them. They aren't Christian, and the aren't Right. They bang their bible because they can't figure out how to open it.

      Don't knock a religion for the actions of a few pig-headed followers.

      --
      "Learning is not compulsory... neither is survival."
      --Dr.W.Edwards Deming
    12. Re:The problem with Christians... by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Exactly who are you branding as "Christians" here?

      The Catholics? Eastern Orthodox or Roman? The Protestents? Methodist, Baptist, Episcipalian, Prebereterian, Quaker, Anglican, 7th day Adventists, Mormons, etc, etc, etc.

      Why not just talk about all those "Colored folk", or those "Gooks". They all share a common trait. They all must think alike too.

      The Christian Right is neither. Now pick a different term when discussing those morons.

      --
      "Learning is not compulsory... neither is survival."
      --Dr.W.Edwards Deming
    13. Re:The problem with Christians... by mabhatter654 · · Score: 1
      Hell, I'm a Christian and I'd agree with you!

      The problem with the USA is that it's not a "Christian" country... For a matter of fact it was deliberately purposed NOT to be!!! The people who wrote the Constitution were considered amoral heritics by the Churches of the time. They knew specificly what they DIDN'T want. At the time they wrote the Constitution, Maryland was "professionally" Cathloic, Pennsylvania "Quaking" from "friends" and Virginia still had the offical Church of England. They forcebly MADE these states give up many of their "religous sponsored" laws to get into the US of A!!!

      In other news, the Pledge of Aligence was written 100 years ago WITHOUT the words "Under God" and wouldn't have been sanctioned by the congress of the time if it had had them!

      What's happening is that the "Right" has used the laws of the land to oppress the "left" for so long that those people have put in hard work to gain political position and demand not just satisfaction, but glorification that the "right" once had for the Church. The problem is that Americans don't really believe in freedom for everybody. They believe in freedom to do what I want, to see what I want, hear what I want and also the freedom to not have to see anything I might not like... the rest of you'alls freedom be damned!!!

  50. Nice job! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So the dude's job is to look at porn all day, every day? What a nice, comfy... government job! And talk about "perks"...

    I'm glad my tax dollars are going to help pay for his various porn subscriptions.

    Federal Porn Budget line item: $xxx,xxx dollars

  51. next..... by Roskolnikov · · Score: 1

    Outsourced Government, how very colonial. Seriously though a war on porn? Who decides what is offensive? Oh, wait, thats right we're a democracy.

    As we push each industry out we reduce the influence we have on them. What would US copyright and patent laws do without some form of localized content creation?

    Pop up some popcorn, this one will be a show.

    --
    Unix, an obscure operating system developed by bored researchers in an attempt to get a better game playing experience.
  52. I work in the industry by jCaT · · Score: 5, Interesting

    And frankly, a lot of companies are scared. At this point everybody is just making sure their 18 USC 2257 links are up to date, and hoping for the best. The company I work for recently stopped selling videos (actually, before the Extreme Associates case) for the reasons listed in the article... and we've maintained a list of states that we will not send tapes to, exactly for the reason that got EA busted. That whole inter-state commerce thing can really get you in trouble.

    If they are actually going to go after the major TV and cable networks over their hardcore stuff, the industry as a whole is screwed. The majority of the "good" sites out there now make the spice channel look like hotel porn.

    I just hope that Bush gets voted out in november, so that we can ditch Ashcroft. He is completely out of touch with morality in this country! I'm not trying to say we should be selling explicit hardcore porn from vending machines, it has its place in our culture, and he and his cronies seem to not see that.

    1. Re:I work in the industry by pclminion · · Score: 5, Insightful
      I just hope that Bush gets voted out in november, so that we can ditch Ashcroft. He is completely out of touch with morality in this country!

      The problem with the Puritanical morality of the US right now is that it's insincere. People claim to be "offended" by things because it's in style, not because they are actually offended.

      Notice the subtle but highly effective sexualization in advertisements. We seem to accept this, and allow our children to view it. We let 10 year old kids walk around with halter tops and belly button piercings. I saw a kid no older than 5 in a restaurant recently wearing makeup. Nice. That's what I want to think of when looking at a 5 year old, sex.

      And yet at the same time, Janet Jackson's boobie pops out and we all have a fucking heart attack. It's all fake, it's a fucking fake reaction that we are all mutually emulating. Other people seem offended, so by God, I should be offended too!

      The thing is, nobody (or at least, hardly anybody) is really offended by it.

      Americans are fucking schizophrenic, and it's only getting worse. This Puritanical neoconservatism is really, truly dangerous.

    2. Re:I work in the industry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Other people seem offended, so by God, I should be offended too!"

      its even worse than that because the only way to judge a majority opinion is by listingin about it on the news....society is so easily controlled just by being presented with what someone wants us to think the mainstream opinion is. I cringe when I hear news reporters say someting like: "Most Americans think X...so why is group Y trying to to do Z...stay tunned to find out"

    3. Re:I work in the industry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      In the case of Janet Jackson, occuring in the context of the performance it was unquestionably sexual in nature. The entire performance was about sex. You're right that there's a lot of hypocrisy, but that doesn't automatically invalidate every argument of that side.

      My own view is this:

      Adults can watch other consenting adults if they want. I personally don't like it, but I'm not being forced to look at it.

      Children who do not understand what is going on, nor should not in any way be encouraged to repeat it should not be subjected to sexual things.

      Nudity is not automatically sexual.

      As the parent post pointed out, there are plenty of things that are not explicit sex or nudity that are sexual.

      So, by those rules, I DO have a problem with MTV's half-time performance. I DON'T have a problem with the statue of Justice showing some skin, which means I DO have a problem with Ashcroft.

      As far as the article goes though, I'm not entirely sure what they're going after, and I'm not sure I want to know...

    4. Re:I work in the industry by shadowbearer · · Score: 2, Funny

      I agree completely with you; but :) if makeup makes you think of sex even while looking at a five year old, you have a problem.

      I suggest forced viewing of Tammy Fae Baker (crying or not) for at least an hour a day until you are cured. :)

      SB

      --
      It's old. The more humans I meet, the more I like my cats. At least they are honest.
    5. Re:I work in the industry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You seem to have a special talent to observe things as they really are, and at the same time put them down in words quite clearly. That's a pretty rare combination these days. Ever thought about doing something more with it than posting on /. ?

    6. Re:I work in the industry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Janet Jackson's boobie pops out and we all have a fucking heart attack. And yet not one comment about horse farts or erectile dysfunction. More and more "culture is what's found in a petre dish."

    7. Re:I work in the industry by SubtleNuance · · Score: 2, Interesting

      And yet at the same time, Janet Jackson's boobie pops out and we all have a fucking heart attack. It's all fake, it's a fucking fake reaction that we are all mutually emulating. Other people seem offended, so by God, I should be offended too!

      The thing is, nobody (or at least, hardly anybody) is really offended by it.


      This is a very keen point. Further, witness recent "mass mourning" events all i could find about it at the moment). People are being seduced by the mass media into connecting in a purley INDUCED emotional manner to the deaths of celebritis (and others). The masses have absolutely lost touch with what is relevant and real to them as individuals, they have instead accepted these induced emotional events as real -- replacing their own. Life has become too complicated, the media provides more information in a day than most can digest in a month and people have given up on trying to rationalize it all, instead, they have surrendered themselves to it.

      The next time some kid is kidnapped watch the reaction in people, the media and in these 'public mourning events'. It is terrible i know, but is it REALLY a concern we should all be concerned with? Violence and tragedy is as old as time, its not going anywhere, why are we seeming to loose the ability to rationalize?

      Personally, i have choose to ignore *all* the 'personal tragedy' bs that is blasted out network news (and on internet, watercooler-chat, newspapers, etc etc).

      As you said, this mass hysteria is truly dangerous. Personally, i think the next kook-with-a-back-pack bomb-in-a-subway is going to send the USA into a spiral of hysteria that ends up in WWIII (after you trash your civil liberties, crown bush king, and deport/intern/imprison anyone who looks like The Enemy(TM))

    8. Re:I work in the industry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This explains a lot. I recently went to renew some satellite channels with this class of content -- and while I'd paid for a year at a time the past several years, they would only offer six months.

      I can't believe how far-evangelical-right things have swung -- and really in just the past few months.

    9. Re:I work in the industry by Jaysyn · · Score: 1

      The thing is, it's a fake, mostly politico fuled hysteria. Most of the people that are worried about it are also the people that can make money worrying about it.

      Jaysyn

      --
      There is a war going on for your mind.
    10. Re:I work in the industry by NanoGator · · Score: 1

      "So, by those rules, I DO have a problem with MTV's half-time performance."

      How do you feel about the media's sensationalism of it? I didn't watch the half-time show, but I still saw that shot about 3 million times for the weeks following.

      --
      "Derp de derp."
    11. Re:I work in the industry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm going to pick out one particular point of your post, in part because the rest has been adequately replied to (but this hasn't so far).

      If one saw halter tops, navel piercings, and makeup as inherently sexual, they would be both troubled and deeply out of step with today's Western society. Heck, makeup is seen as pretty much a requirement for women (and increasingly, men) just to make a business presentation. Even if these things might arguably have started as a sexual signal, they simply don't mean that today. If anything, the constant exposure to them for children will ensure that they grow up thinking about these things differently than you - mainly that they're nothing special.

      In particular, if you look at a five year old with makeup on and thing sex, then you need professional help. And I don't really mean that as an attack, I'm just making the point. A five year old with makeup is playing dressup - that's all. I don't think they should be prevented from doing that in public, either. Now if someone's parents were teaching them to wear makeup so they could look sexy and attract the neighbourhood pedophile that would be a different thing, but you and I know that isn't happening.

      Note that I don't think five year olds should really be wearing makeup either, but not because it's a sexual signal - I just think it's unhealthy physically (they're quite likely to develop debilitating allergies) and psychologically (they may become overly appearance-motivated). As for halter tops and piercings, they're simply the clothing of the time. Get used to it. In the near future, exposed nipples will be (once again) the norm as well. Big deal - it's all just fashion. In fact anything that helps people learn that sex is separate from clothing is fine by me.

    12. Re:I work in the industry by myowntrueself · · Score: 1

      "The masses have absolutely lost touch with what is relevant and real to them as individuals, they have instead accepted these induced emotional events as real"

      You should read Jean Baudrillard (sp?) 'Simulations'.

      One nice insight in that book is 'It is no longer necessary to be able to produce an opinion; only to be able to reproduce public opinion.'

      --
      In the free world the media isn't government run; the government is media run.
    13. Re:I work in the industry by meta-monkey · · Score: 1

      From the article:

      "strewn its victims from coast to coast."

      I'd like to know, what exactly does a victim of porn look like? Who are these victims, and what horrible thing as befallen them? A victim of porn...damn, I wish I were the victim or porn...

      --
      We don't have a state-run media we have a media-run state.
    14. Re:I work in the industry by pclminion · · Score: 1
      If one saw halter tops, navel piercings, and makeup as inherently sexual, they would be both troubled and deeply out of step with today's Western society.

      You are simply in denial. You need to realize this.

      Heck, makeup is seen as pretty much a requirement for women (and increasingly, men) just to make a business presentation.

      Women have it easy. They can use makeup and clothing to affect men in subtle, unconscious, sexual ways. Men are wired to respond to visual stimulation. Women are not. Makeup on men is pointless, and I think you're lying when you say businessmen use it to gain any sort of edge.

      In particular, if you look at a five year old with makeup on and thing sex, then you need professional help.

      The person in need of help is the parent who thought it would be a good idea to allow their child to display a blatantly sexual signal. It's not like I have a sexual response to it or anything -- I merely perceive the sexual nature of the message.

      As for halter tops and piercings, they're simply the clothing of the time.

      No, they are a symptom of the quiet sexualization of society. This, I have no problem with. What is very wrong, however, is the inconsistency between this sexualization, and our claimed attitudes toward sex.

      The only real difference between you and me is that I have the guts to say what I'm really thinking rather than toeing the social line out of fear of rejection, or of having people such as you react in feigned "disgust."

    15. Re:I work in the industry by shostiru · · Score: 1
      You are simply in denial. You need to realize this.

      I think you missed the word "inherently". Body piercing, makeup, and various clothing styles have different meanings in different cultures and subcultures. Hell, there was a time in Western culture when men got hot and bothered if they saw a woman's wrist.

      Men are wired to respond to visual stimulation. Women are not.

      And your evidence for this is? If you don't think women respond to visual stimulation, perhaps you should try hanging out with a few and wait until an attractive man passes by. If they know you well enough, you might get an earful about his package, not to mention his face, hair, abs, butt, shoulders, ... and of course the chiselled jaw.

      I know enough women who wear makeup regularly, and who do so even before going to an all-female environment, to think your view is a bit narrow here. In many places makeup is simply part of the cultural tradition of being an adult female. And among the women I know who wear makeup regularly (this is more common in the southern and rural US), the makeup style for seduction differs from that of everyday wear.

      Makeup on men is pointless, and I think you're lying when you say businessmen use it to gain any sort of edge.

      Well, I guess it's time for all those companies making men's hair dye to fess up they've been cooking the books this whole time, since obviously nobody's buying their products and they must by lying too. If that doesn't qualify (despite having exactly the same function), I know (straight) men who use makeup to cover facial blemishes especially before public appearances.

      The person in need of help is the parent who thought it would be a good idea to allow their child to display a blatantly sexual signal.

      No disagreement that the parent(s) need help, but a lot of people wear many different styles of makeup for many different reasons. A woman at a singles bar, a mime, a stage actor, and Tammy Faye Baker all wear makeup, but they all send very different signals. In the case of five-year-olds the only real signal I think they're sending is "my parents are freaks".

      No, [halter tops and piercings] are a symptom of the quiet sexualization of society.

      I don't agree there's a direct relationship. If Brittany Spears et al started wearing propeller beanies, millions of girls across the US would pester their parents until they wore them too. It may be sexual for Brittany, but I think most girls are just following fashion trends.

    16. Re:I work in the industry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have no interest in toeing the social line. But if you think society is being sexualised in some unprecedented way, you're out of touch with history even more than current events. Check out a 4000 year old Hindu temple or a 1500 year old Japanese woodcut and get back to me. Or even 1890 Europe or 1920 America. Society is being re-sexualised, because it was temporarily repressed. It is composed of sexual beings, hence it is sexual. If you want it to go on for more than one generation, you're going to have to face this.

      This reminds me of the weird reaction when some people wanted a statue of an elephant, but hadn't considered that it might have (gasp) genitalia. Either it's an elephant or it's not. Human sexuality is the elephant in the living room that Victorian or McCarthyist society tried to ignore. The results weren't pretty.

      You also may need to consider that your particular perception might not be all that important. Yes, it's important to stick by one's beliefs, but it's also necessary to examine them first - and continually. It's easy to fall into a trap of arrogance, when one is only trying to be reasonable. And I do think that you are trying, but the place you're coming from is way, way strange to most people. Either that's because you're right and they're all in denial, or - well, any other alternative is for you to decide.

      Anyway I do appreciate the response, particularly when posting as AC.

    17. Re:I work in the industry by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 1

      Between this mental image and the "Indian Woman" google search I'm going to scrub my brain with a brillo pad.

      --
      "Learning is not compulsory... neither is survival."
      --Dr.W.Edwards Deming
    18. Re:I work in the industry by Jesrad · · Score: 1

      t's all fake, it's a fucking fake reaction that we are all mutually emulating. Other people seem offended, so by God, I should be offended too!

      In other words:

      the Emperor has no clothes !

      --
      Maybe we deserve this world ?
    19. Re:I work in the industry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem with the Puritanical morality of the US right now is that it's insincere. People claim to be "offended" by things because it's in style, not because they are actually offended.

      Notice the subtle but highly effective sexualization in advertisements. We seem to accept this, and allow our children to view it. We let 10 year old kids walk around with halter tops and belly button piercings. I saw a kid no older than 5 in a restaurant recently wearing makeup. Nice. That's what I want to think of when looking at a 5 year old, sex.

      And yet at the same time, Janet Jackson's boobie pops out and we all have a fucking heart attack. It's all fake, it's a fucking fake reaction that we are all mutually emulating. Other people seem offended, so by God, I should be offended too!

      The thing is, nobody (or at least, hardly anybody) is really offended by it.


      You are out of touch with a significant segment of America. There really are people who are appalled at that sort of thing, and don't let their kids wear makeup, pierce, etc. And there really are people who were genuinely offended by Janet Jackson's performance, and similar events.

    20. Re:I work in the industry by Luyseyal · · Score: 1

      Explicit hardcore vending machines! Thank you -- my life now has a purpose! ;)
      -l

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    21. Re:I work in the industry by lorcha · · Score: 1
      If they are actually going to go after the major TV and cable networks over their hardcore stuff, the industry as a whole is screwed.
      Not his style. He goes after small producers who don't have the resources to defend themselves. If Ashcroft coes after Comcast or another major network, he's gonna get his ass handed to him in court.
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    22. Re:I work in the industry by jo42 · · Score: 1


      The reason I was offended was because it was such an UGLY tit!

    23. Re:I work in the industry by shadowbearer · · Score: 1

      lol

      SB

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  53. The problem is by GillBates0 · · Score: 2, Insightful
    that only small-time pr0n businesses and the ones who'll most likely suffer the most from this crackdown.

    Apparently, if you're rich/famous (Janet Jackson) or a Warner or some large movie studio, you can get around the law by showing anything *but* the nipple on national TV. I have seen programs on "family" channels, which I couldn't watch with my family without a certain amount of awkwardness. And it's not just visuals...highly suggestive but just-under-the-legal-limit dialogs are okay too - if you are a large company.

    I read in the article that they're planning to strike against some HBO programs too - and I hope they either go ALL the way, and get over their hypocrisy and sue everybody including their "pocket liners" in the industry OR even better, leave normal pr0n alone, and go after child-pr0n etc as is more logical/practical.

    'turds.

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    1. Re:The problem is by SacredNaCl · · Score: 4, Informative

      That is pretty much what happened when Ashcroft was prosecuting cases in Missouri. He would go after small book/video stores. He wasn't going to go after General Motors (who owns a controlling interest in a company that distributes hardcore pay per view material in hotel rooms.) He knew he couldn't win even against the small guys, but he would seize their assets over and over again and hold onto their inventory for a period of time (long enough for them to have to reorder it) to disrupt their business and cost them tons of legal fees till they went bankrupt. He would let them get it back, seize it again... He did eventually bring several of them to trial (and I don't remember him winning though I believe a couple of the stores closed from all of the disruption of their business). Temporary injunctions also work well for business disruption.

      I've always thought that this trait in Ashcroft could be put to good use by telling him most spam is advertising pornography and a good portion of it ends up in the in-boxes of kids and teens. Try to get him to go after spammers instead through the back door. Unfortunately that has not happened.

      To me it's all kind of silly. Porn wouldn't be a multi-billion dollar industry with exceptional growth rates if people didn't want it. It also wouldn't be the money maker it is without the internet there to let people shop in relative privacy. It's worked out fantastic for the sellers of sex toys as well, eliminating the barrier to entry for customers that would be averse to buying the double ended ... at a retail outlet.

      Given his prior history if I hosted a site that sold scat films or beastiality I would probably try to move it off-shore.

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    2. Re:The problem is by Rakarra · · Score: 4, Funny
      that only small-time pr0n businesses and the ones who'll most likely suffer the most from this crackdown.

      That's right, it's the mom and pop porn producers that will be hurt the most.

    3. Re:The problem is by Squarepusher · · Score: 1
      "Try to get him to go after spammers instead through the back door."

      "...exceptional growth..."

      "...money maker..."

      "...barrier to entry..."

      I'm sorry, what? I was thinking about this movie I saw once...oh yeah, bad pr0n, baaaad. Tee hee!

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    4. Re:The problem is by FuzzyBad-Mofo · · Score: 1

      Did you hear about Ashcroft's recent medical problems? Karma is real, and not just for /.

    5. Re:The problem is by kabocox · · Score: 1

      t's worked out fantastic for the sellers of sex toys as well, eliminating the barrier to entry for customers that would be averse to buying the double ended ... at a retail outlet.

      These products are not available in my area! These products should be available to all the masses, now. I think Wal-mart should have a lane devoted to these items just so the masses, such as I, won't have to drive, uh umm,30 mins away to that "special store" or use mail order just for "toys" to play with the wife.

    6. Re:The problem is by Tassach · · Score: 1
      I'm just waiting for him to pull a Pat Robertson and get busted in a hotel room with a whore and a bottle of booze.

      "Never before in the history of mankind has there been a man in more desperate need of a blow job" -- Robin Williams in Good Morning Vietnam

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    7. Re:The problem is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The US Government is not interested in stoping SPAM because they would have the multimillion Comunication industry at their throats. Why?

      Because Communication Companies are not interested in stoping SPAM since they are the ones selling usage of the communications channels, like internet conectivity over the oceans, and charge by quantity of data transfered.

    8. Re:The problem is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >Try to get him to go after spammers instead through
      >the back door. Unfortunately that has not happened.
      >

      That would be too much like hard work.

  54. Priority before 9/11 by stryck9 · · Score: 1

    This was Ashcroft's top priority before 9/11. He must have enough time on his hands to pursue it now.

  55. It's spelt "effect", sir. EFFECT. With an E. by James+A.+M.+Joyce · · Score: 0

    Get it RIGHT next time.

    1. Re:It's spelt "effect", sir. EFFECT. With an E. by Gojira+Shipi-Taro · · Score: 1

      Not in that context it's not.

      Try this sentence:

      "The effect of this act could affect some business in a negative manner."

      See the difference?

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    2. Re:It's spelt "effect", sir. EFFECT. With an E. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nope, but thanks for trying.

      It affects something. It has an effect on it.

    3. Re:It's spelt "effect", sir. EFFECT. With an E. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are of course right. In fact, "affect" can never be used as a noun, like Lord Gray did many many parents ago. However, to add (unrelated) complication to the matter, "effect" CAN be used as a verb, as in "to effect some change", wherein the direct object is not what is "affected" but rather what is implemented.

      </english lesson>

    4. Re:It's spelt "effect", sir. EFFECT. With an E. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Lord Grey" -- either British or confuses the letters 'e' and 'a' everywhere.

    5. Re:It's spelt "effect", sir. EFFECT. With an E. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      affect

      \Af*fect"\, n. (Psychotherapy) The emotional complex associated with an idea or mental state. In hysteria, the affect is sometimes entirely dissociated, sometimes transferred to another than the original idea.

    6. Re:It's spelt "effect", sir. EFFECT. With an E. by scruffyMark · · Score: 1

      Affect \Af*fect"\ ([a^]f*f[e^]kt"), v. t. [imp. & p. p.
      {Affected}; p. pr. & vb. n. {Affecting}.] [L. affectus, p. p.
      of afficere to affect by active agency; ad + facere to make:
      cf. F. affectere, L. affectare, freq. of afficere. See
      {Fact}.]
      1. To act upon; to produce an effect or change upon.
      As might affect the earth with cold heat. --Milton.
      The climate affected their health and spirits. --Macaulay
      2. To influence or move, as the feelings or passions; to
      touch.

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  56. April fools was last week :-( by Monkelectric · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Does anyone doubt our country is run by facists?

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    1. Re:April fools was last week :-( by t_allardyce · · Score: 1

      Nah even facists dont sell themselves out!

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    2. Re:April fools was last week :-( by Jeremy+Erwin · · Score: 1

      Please, the word is "fascists." You're going to be using it a lot more often-- might as well learn to spell it.

    3. Re:April fools was last week :-( by superpulpsicle · · Score: 0

      I can't believe someone marked this guy Troll with 0 score. The post is actually correct to a good degree.

      People are too damn patriotic to see thru the truth. Soon victoria secret catalogs will be illegal.

    4. Re:April fools was last week :-( by Darby · · Score: 1

      People are too damn patriotic to see thru the truth.

      The word is "jingoistic", not "patriotic".
      They're close to diametric opposites.

    5. Re:April fools was last week :-( by Anarcho-Goth · · Score: 1

      People are too damn patriotic to see thru the truth.

      Patriotism is love of country.
      Nationalism is love of government.

      Who do you think is supporting the current regime?

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  57. Best quote by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 4, Funny
    Best quote from the article:
    "This job, which Nguyen does earnestly from 9 to 5, surrounded by a half-dozen other "computer forensic specialists" like him, has become the focal point of the Justice Department's operation to rid the world of porn."

    First, where do I sign up, and second, I sure as hell hope there are at least cubicle dividers between these "computer forensic specialists".

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    1. Re:Best quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...I sure as hell hope there are at least cubicle dividers between these "computer forensic specialists".

      Or that the "Computer forensic specialists" are hot bi girls. :) --AC

    2. Re:Best quote by No+Such+Agency · · Score: 1

      Actually, Ashcroft's Pr0n Squad are called the "Un-self-touchables", because they're picked from among the country's most hard-working and religious eunuchs, and have no desire to masturbate. Or, at least that's probably what he'd want...

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  58. Re:Economy bad! Let's make it worse! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Worst economy in -decades-? What economic numbers are you looking at?

  59. FBI Investigation into porn cinema - urban legend? by SmackCrackandPot · · Score: 1

    Reading this article reminds me of an urban legend I heard about. Apparently one time, there was a complaint made by someone about a cinema which was playing porn movies or at least one porn movie. For some reason or another, the FBI were called in to investigate. In order to carry out their investigation, the two agents had to enter the cinema, buy some tickets and write detailed notes about one or more movies. After hearing about this, the owner filed a FOI request, and got the transcripts; which amounted to a reversed engineered script of each movie.

  60. Something tells me... by dark404 · · Score: 1

    Ashcroft downloaded xxxx-hot-britany-spears-xxxx-slut.mpg and got goats.ex instead...

    1. Re:Something tells me... by berniecase · · Score: 1

      Either that or he went to wilwheaton.org and got the lemon party. Doh!

    2. Re:Something tells me... by mlk · · Score: 1

      A goats.cx video. Wow, will the wonders of the internet ever cease?

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  61. How will they enforce the "laws"? by phyrebyrd · · Score: 1

    How can they enforce laws which invade upon one's privacy? Laws which the Supreme Court has already said are unlawful by their very nature of intrusion?

    If I remember correctly, there was a case not too long ago, in which the Supreme Court said something to the effect that, anything that happens behind the doors of your own home (whether physical, or digital) is your right to do or view.

    How will the enforce laws which directly contradict this? Could get interesting, indeed.

    -Phyrebyrd

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  62. Oh no! by lightspawn · · Score: 1

    Well, it sounds like the internet is going to be depornified any day now. Better download everything while you still can.

    P.S. Did any censorware companies make a campaign contribution lately?

  63. The only way the government will get my pr0n... by weeboo0104 · · Score: 0, Redundant

    ...Is to pry it from my hot, sticky hands!

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  64. Unwinnable? by wfberg · · Score: 4, Insightful

    While obscenity is a Federal crime, the standards applied are "community standards".. So right-wing nutheads from will be determining what's "obscene" in San Fransisco. Presumably, pictures of gay couples getting "married" would be found obscene...

    And you've got to love this:
    The ensuing years saw an explosion of porn, so much so that critics say that Americans' tolerance for sexually explicit material rivals that of Europeans.

    NOOOOOOoooooooooooo!!!! Think of the Children! They'll grow up to be all, all.. European-like!!
    Can't have that happening!

    Can't the FCC step in and prohibit the use of the words fuck, shit, piss, cunt, motherfucker, cocksucker and tits? (New CHEESE tits!)

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    1. Re:Unwinnable? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You would be better of banning the European words instead.
      Wanker and Tosser are not used in the US I believe.

    2. Re:Unwinnable? by shadowbearer · · Score: 1

      So right-wing nutheads from Washington, D.C. will be...

      use of the words fuck, shit, piss, cunt, motherfucker, cocksucker and tits? (New CHEESE tits!)

      You forgot snapper :)

      SB

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    3. Re:Unwinnable? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe you you prefer the Swedish model? They got around to outlawing child pornography around 1996. Beastiality is legal, and complaints about animals injured by it have jumped since child pornography was outlawed. On the other hand, the Swedes are jailing pastors preaching orthodox Christian messages on morality.

  65. Well, not all bad by Sargerion · · Score: 1

    I'm not too sure about them messing around with the normal stuff, but some of the really so-called "kinky" stuff out there just pollutes the whole batch for people who don't like young Hatian boys' feet. I mean, c'mon, who needs that crap? Maybe it will help to legitimize the online Pr0n industry while they're at it. Which might be nice in many situations, though not all. Over all I don't think they're really going to make that big of a difference. For me anyway. However, for all your French-Maids-Getting-Raped-By-Aliens pr0n lovers out there, you may have something to fear.

    1. Re:Well, not all bad by orthogonal · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Over all I don't think they're really going to make that big of a difference. For me anyway. However, for all your French-Maids-Getting-Raped-By-Aliens pr0n lovers out there, you may have something to fear.

      Yeah, jack, once Ashcroft gets all the fetishists, he's a-gonna sit right back and say "missionary position porno is a-ok by me! Whack off to that till it hurts!"

      Sure he will.

      "Divide and conquer"? Who dem two -- never hear of dem!

      At this point it's traditional to quote Revered Niemoller's
      First they came for the communists, and I did not speak out ---
      because I was not a communist;
      Then they came for the socialists, and I did not speak out ---
      because I was not a socialist;
      Then they came for the trade unionists, and I did not speak out ---
      because I was not a trade unionist;
      Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out ---
      because I was not a Jew;
      Then they came for me ---
      and there was no one left to speak out for me.


      What's less well-known is that Niemoller didn't speak out because until 1934, Niemoller was a fan of Hitler, and indeed, Niemoller's fame came from favorable Nazi reviews of his autobiography --and the Nazis gave him favorable reviews because Niemoller, in an afterword to the book, expressed hope that Hitler would bring about a "National Revival".

      It was only when Hitler surprised Niemoller by essentially abolishing Christianity (by trying to absorb all German Churches into one, more or less pagan, "Reich Church"), that Niemoller decided it was time to speak up.

      Like you, Niemoller thought Hitler would only go after the extremists -- for you, that's the fetishists, for Niemoller, a good conservative nationalist, it was pretty much as he states, Communists, Socialist, and Trade Unionists -- and would leave more "normal" stuff -- in your cases, plain vanilla porn, in Niemoller's plain vanilla Lutheranism -- alone.

      The thing is, totalitarianism require control, and especially moral control. That's why totalitarians either abolish religion and substitute sonething else -- a "Reich Church", in Hitler's case, official state atheism in Stalin's -- or they impose their religion and morality on you -- like the ayatollahs in Iran or John Ashcroft here in the U.S. Without that control, totalitarianism is on shaky ground, because until it is ceded all moral authority, people might believe they can still think for themselves, and question authority.

      Ashcroft's crackdown is just another way to cement control -- in this cases control over what we do in the privacy of homes, and control over our definition of "obscenity."
    2. Re:Well, not all bad by drsmithy · · Score: 1
      I'm not too sure about them messing around with the normal stuff, but some of the really so-called "kinky" stuff out there just pollutes the whole batch for people who don't like young Hatian boys' feet.

      The man thinks a bare breast on a government statue needs to be covered. To him, anything that isn't lights-out, neck-to-knee bedclothed, under-the-covers, missionary-position sex is "kinky".

  66. I thought Republicans were for free markets by Mrs.+Grundy · · Score: 5, Insightful
    From the article:
    Department officials say they will send "ripples" through an industry that has proliferated on the Internet and grown into an estimated $10 billion-a-year colossus profiting Fortune 500 corporations such as Comcast, which offers hard-core movies on a pay-per-view channel.

    It's interesting that the government looks for market-based solutions to behavior that actually kills people like dumping mercury into the air, serving arsenic-laden water to towns, or creating vehicular death-traps but when you offend their puritan sensibilities they go for the jugular--even when the market clearly says that a HUGE chunk of the electorate is all for a little obscenity.

    1. Re:I thought Republicans were for free markets by yroJJory · · Score: 1

      It's interesting that the government looks for market-based solutions to behavior that actually kills people like dumping mercury into the air, serving arsenic-laden water to towns, or creating vehicular death-traps but when you offend their puritan sensibilities they go for the jugular--even when the market clearly says that a HUGE chunk of the electorate is all for a little obscenity.

      Actually, it makes sense when you think about it. These christian fundamentalists all believe that the apocalypse is around the corner and that Jesus will return and set everything right again.

      So, don't sweat destroying the planet! Jesus will fix it all in a couple years!

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    2. Re:I thought Republicans were for free markets by SubtleNuance · · Score: 1

      THIS is why i think Religion is actually a problem. All of it.

      Alot of Athiests will say "let them be, eventually they will dispatch this childish nonsense and join us in reality" but I believe that theists are actually an OBSTICLE to peace, sustainability and justice. They REALLY believe that as long as they keep their 'nose clean' they get a pass to never-never land - what happens after they are dead is not relevant, theyve been given their reward. Just a few simple rules and all is well. Never mind that those church-written-rules served a purpuse to the Church(Government) at that point in time... not exactly completely relevant today.

      I watch things like Scientology and other 'new age' religions and snicker, in a few hundred years, they will have enough history and adherents that old-school-religions will be passe.... and everyone will wonder what could POSSIBLY have been the matter with us and our backwards religion. Sheesh, everyone will know that we came from aliens of course... and anyone who disagrees will be disintegrated. This seems apropos

      That said, I just hope that Reason can survive the longest to see the rest of this nonsense disappear... but, I'd bet that the fantasy-land's radicals will burn up the planet with nary a care for the Real Consequences.

    3. Re:I thought Republicans were for free markets by Maestro4k · · Score: 1
      • It's interesting that the government looks for market-based solutions to behavior that actually kills people like dumping mercury into the air, serving arsenic-laden water to towns, or creating vehicular death-traps but when you offend their puritan sensibilities they go for the jugular--even when the market clearly says that a HUGE chunk of the electorate is all for a little obscenity.
      And here's some more food for thought, since this industry is $10billion a year, and they're targeting companies just for the porn, not tax fraud, how will they still cut taxes when they're trying to destroy a rather large industry and the taxes they pay?

      Boy I'd love to see the look on Ashcroft's (or better Dubya's) face when some reporter asks them that. That's assuming anyone has the guts to ask it of course.

    4. Re:I thought Republicans were for free markets by Zirnike · · Score: 1

      There's a quote from George Carlin that seems appropriate: "We could ban organized religions, and all [these sex crimes] would go away in a couple of generations... but we don't have time for rational solutions."

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  67. Political Motive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The WH admin is pushing its opinions before they are out of office. I see in this a political motive.

  68. Censorship is, and always was, unconstitutional. by biendamon · · Score: 1

    The problem with attempting to legislate morality is that the inevitable question of whose morality is being legislated must be asked.
    In the case of pornography and erotica in the United States, the morality in question almost always stems from conservative Christian interpretations of moral and immoral behavior based on the bible (side note: conservative Christians are not only found on the religious right; there are plenty of Christians on the left who are conservative about this issue).
    In the end, a legal argument whose fundamental principles are rooted in religion is an invalid argument. It becomes impossible to be sure that the imposition of laws based on religion don't conflict with the First Amendment. In other words, John Ashcroft (as a Christian) does not have the right to make it more difficult for me (as an agnostic) to view whatever material I deem appropriate for myself. This has been established in cases that have been considered precendent-setting at the Supreme Court level.
    So John Ashcroft can suck my big, fat, hairy...

  69. Thanks John by fresh27 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    In a speech in 2002, Ashcroft made it clear that the Justice Department intends to try. He said pornography "invades our homes persistently though the mail, phone, VCR, cable TV and the Internet," and has "strewn its victims from coast to coast." I hate it when I sit down for a nice family dinner and we get interrupted by a call from those pesky phone sex companies. Worse still are the unsolicited porno mags that I get in the mail daily. And there's nothing more annoying than coming home at night and finding a porno tape that somehow materialized in my VCR. Kudos to you John Ashcroft, you truly are a politician for the people.

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  70. Republican Views.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1112081/posts ?q=1&&page=1

    Get an account and post what you think of this on this republican site.

  71. Re:I've never understood why sex is taboo in the U by Verrou · · Score: 1

    You are a moron... One of the thousands of differences between the Taliban and the U.S. Government is that as you stated in your post our 'strict politicians' get elected to office... If you don't like it vote 'em out. Can you do that in Afghanistan?

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  72. Long Delayed by TrentL · · Score: 1

    In the months before 9/11, this was one of Ashcroft's big initiatives. Of course, that day changed things. Nice to see our law enforcement agencies working on important things.

  73. Now we know the real reason.... by Dunark · · Score: 1

    ...why Asscroft pushed so hard for the new "Anti-terrorist" laws. I don't think he gives a rat's ass about catching terrorists; his real objective is putting all the godless sinners behind bars.

  74. My article was rejected but this one made it? by GPLDAN · · Score: 2, Funny

    I posted a good article about how the Xbox2 won't be using ATI or Nvidia, and it was shot down. But this article makes it?

    I should have posted how Xbox 2 was going to stream P0rn on the net, I guess.

    1. Re:My article was rejected but this one made it? by BCW2 · · Score: 2, Funny

      If you had titled it right, it's the seXbox because everytime someone gives Gates money we all get screwed.

      Quit whining about articles not getting posted. Michael is up and nothing that doesn't promoted liberals or slams Bush will get posted.

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    2. Re:My article was rejected but this one made it? by shadowbearer · · Score: 1

      Michael is up

      That explained it right there...

      SB
      (sorry, couldn't resist)

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  75. Troll? Come on by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I dont think this is a troll. He's expressing his opinion that he wants Bush out of office.

    Even if he is not a US resident remember that US action has far reaching consequences of the rest of the worl.

    Though in theis case rhysweatherly i believe your foreign porn is still safe.

  76. Should there by any limit on anything...God no! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All limits are bad.

    Nothing is indecent.

    Money is everything.

    Porn can't hurt anybody.

    I think independently.

  77. When did Asscrack get elected? Or his boss? by JimmytheGeek · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    As I recall, he was appointed by a majority of the Supreme Court, two of which were appointed by his dad.

    1. Re:When did Asscrack get elected? Or his boss? by KarmaMB84 · · Score: 1

      The Supreme Court made a decision to stop the Florida recounts that resulted in the Florida vote going to Bush. Far from being appointed.

    2. Re:When did Asscrack get elected? Or his boss? by JimmytheGeek · · Score: 1

      And pulling the trigger didn't fire the bullet - it was the firing pin's impact on the cartridge primer. Or it wasn't the firing pin at all, but the rapid expansion of gas...

      They knew the effect they wanted, and they got it by trashing decades of consistency. They were embarrassed enough that the opinion contains an absolutely unprecedented section saying it should not be used for, well, a precedent. Presumably they couldn't be sure a Democrat might not reap an advantage the next time.

    3. Re:When did Asscrack get elected? Or his boss? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bush won Florida in EVERY possible recount. The "Gore Won" losers are just pathetic.

  78. Hmm by CmdrMooCow · · Score: 1

    The article mentioned that US citizens just may have a high enough tolerance to sex that just might rival the tolerance of Europeans.

    Hmm. And how do they determine that? And what makes us so different from them? Do we have, like, USgov implants?

    Whats really bothersome is that they are attacking what adults choose to do. If it involved minors, thats another issue altogether, but these are all adults. If they don't want to participate, then they simply don't. Its not like you're going to suffer by your neighbor's sex-life.

    (unless they turn it up too loud)

    -CmdrMooCow

  79. Great! by starsong · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It's really wonderful that we're able to focus on naughty pictures and movies that American citizens legally buy. Obviously all the terrorists, murderers, rapists, Enron execs, and thieving digital pirates are safely behind bars, otherwise we couldn't spare the manpower.

    Wait... what?

  80. Violence is OK by bigberk · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Yeah, the violence is nothing to worry about right -- people getting beaten to a pulp (Fight Club), shot through the head, mutilated, etc. -- what damage could that cause to society?

    On the other hand, people engaged in various consentual sexual acts, there's nothing dangerous or immoral about this! I'm not saying that violence should be banned either, just that it's bizarre to censor sex and still allow showing people getting their brains blown out.

    1. Re:Violence is OK by exp(pi*sqrt(163)) · · Score: 1

      Violence is good. Showing violence on TV trains our citizens to be good cannon fodder and lay down their lives to save the helpless people of tyrannies like Iraq.

      --
      Doesn't it make you feel good to know that our freedoms are protected by politicans, lawyers and journalists.
    2. Re:Violence is OK by Monkelectric · · Score: 1

      Fight club is a gorgeous piece of film making. It's dystopian fiction at its finest and a brilliant moment in American cinema, and yes it is violent. But its not violent for the sake of violence or to excite. The violence is symbolic of the disconnect the men feel from American society which is dominated by feel good female-emotions. For real life info about this phenomenon, read The War Against Boys.

      --

      Religion is a gateway psychosis. -- Dave Foley

    3. Re:Violence is OK by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Not to mention that violence in Fight Club was consensual too!

      PS, Rupert Murdoch (owner of Fox, publisher of Fight Club) detests the movie, called it nihilistic. Of course since he embodies a lot of what Fight Club was criticising, it is no surprise he wouldn't like it and again no surprise that he wouldn't just come out and say he didn't like it because it doesn't like him.

    4. Re:Violence is OK by jafac · · Score: 2, Insightful

      it's bizarre to censor sex and still allow showing people getting their brains blown out.

      . . . or people getting beaten with a whip and crucified.

      --

      These are my friends, See how they glisten. See this one shine, how he smiles in the light.
    5. Re:Violence is OK by Verminator · · Score: 1
      All I know about Bush is I had a job when Clinton was president.

      Nice sig. I had a cat when Clinton was president. He's dead now. That must be Bush's fault too, eh?

      Your "joblessness" couldn't possibly be your own fault. Nor could it be your fault that time you whacked your thumb with that damn Craftsman hammer. Assault hammer, it was. Oughta be a law.

      I can't help wondering if you're one of the reasons why I can't buy a new Honda ATC.

      --
      "The more corrupt the state, the more it legislates." - Tacitus
    6. Re:Violence is OK by bigberk · · Score: 1

      Don't get me wrong... Fight Club is one of my favorite movies of all time! I'm just saying, we can easily accept the violence in it but it's amazing how people whine like idiots when they see a tittie, or worse yet, a cock (could you imagine the response?)

    7. Re:Violence is OK by patternjuggler · · Score: 1

      On the other hand, people engaged in various consentual sexual acts, there's nothing dangerous or immoral about this! I'm not saying that violence should be banned either, just that it's bizarre to censor sex and still allow showing people getting their brains blown out.

      They don't need to ban depictions of violence because it's obviously wrong. Sex is not wrong, but does have some bad side effects (STDs and teen pregnancy and so forth). Very few people commit murder compared to the number of people having sex- therefore, since a lot of those people have seen porn at some point, then it's much easier to draw a causal relationship between the two, however tenuous. Also, it's much harder to arrest people for having sex than it is for committing some act of violence, so the porn industry is the only thing they can go after.

    8. Re:Violence is OK by Monkelectric · · Score: 1

      My sig is just trolling for conservatives :) Anyone under 30, who can't find a job out of college, or is making 9$ an and paying of $30k of student loans says "Damn Straight!" Everyone with a mortage says WTF and sometimes one of them replies :)

      --

      Religion is a gateway psychosis. -- Dave Foley

    9. Re:Violence is OK by jo42 · · Score: 1


      You use too many words to say that Fight Club was crap.

    10. Re:Violence is OK by skifreak87 · · Score: 1

      To paraphrase George Carlin, most of us don't want our kids to grow up and kill people yet we let them watch violent stuff all the time. Most of us do want our kids to grow up and have sex (so we have grandchildren to spoil) yet we refuse to let them watch sexual acts.

      While we're on the subject, selling is legal, fucking is legal, why isn't selling fucking legal. Why is prostitution illegal? It should be a regulated industry. It'd be safer, not necessarily anymore morally acceptable, but definitely safer. It's not like this woman agreeing to have sex for money is any worse than a woman who marries someone (and has sex w/ them) just for their money (also looked down upon but legal), the first one is just upfront about it and cheaper.

      (My bias) when I was younger my parents used to let me watch R rated movies if it was rated R for sexual reasons but not violent reasons because she was afraid the violence would scare me but figured the sex stuff was harmless. I guess we'll never know but I think I turned out ok and she was right .

  81. New word: Bushlim by notany · · Score: 1

    In the beginning of the third millenium USA changed into religiously fanatic bushlim state.

    --
    Dyslexics have more fnu.
  82. Re:I've never understood why sex is taboo in the U by macdaddy357 · · Score: 1

    If any of these anti-sex jebus kooks have children, they are hypocrites. Kids don't come form the cabbage patch or the stork.

    --
    How ya like dat?
  83. Don't you mean... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

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    (Lameness and compression filters prevented original posts)

    http://www.scphillips.com/morse/trans.html

  84. um wtf? by crabpeople · · Score: 1
    "In a speech in 2002, Ashcroft made it clear that the Justice Department intends to try. He said pornography "invades our homes persistently though the mail, phone, VCR, cable TV and the Internet," and has "strewn its victims from coast to coast.""

    What victims would those be exactly? someone who shoots out his eye? Like seriously.. what the fuck are you americans even trying to do? Can you say religious fundamentalist state?
    On some messed up level i can understand the wars on drugs, terror and the poor... BUT SEX AND PR0N???? Do these people even realize that the only reason they exsist is because their mother was wet and wild one day with some dude?



    "Ashcroft, a religious man who does not drink alcohol or caffeine, smoke, gamble or dance"

    this dude ashcroft, you know, if you take away ALL AREAS for constructive wholesome fun.. i guess it really makes you understand why people like that enjoy starting wars. i mean the fucker doesnt even dance!

    what a complete square, man...

    --
    I'll just use my special getting high powers one more time...
  85. The American Taliban have Spoken by Un+pobre+guey · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Sex? Bad.

    Blowing the shit out of civilians in foreign lands, taking stewardship of their natural resources, selling them land mines, protecting the opium crops of our allies, looking the other way as our allies sell nuclear weapons technology on the black market, channelling hundreds and hundreds of billions of dollars to the "defense" industry, making sure Joe SixPack is armed to the teeth back home, destroying our own natural resources, canceling Constitutional rights as necessary, etc. etc.? Good. A God-given duty, in fact.

    Wake up, folks. The only thing the religious fanatics that have leached into our government do not insist upon is the use of burkas by American women. OK, they also allow them to be on the same floor in public buildings.

    1. Re:The American Taliban have Spoken by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Sex? Bad.

      [...destructive activities...]Good. A God-given duty, in fact.

      Sounds like a perfect recipe for slowly but certainly wiping humanity from the face of the earth...

      I'm not complaining though. We bloody well deserve it.

    2. Re:The American Taliban have Spoken by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      making sure Joe SixPack is armed to the teeth back home... canceling Constitutional rights as necessary


      You do realize that these two things are related right? Joe SixPack has a constitutional right to arms. I don't think you can bitch about the erosion of our constitutional rights, then turn around and bitch about people exercising one of those rights and be taken seriously.

    3. Re:The American Taliban have Spoken by superyooser · · Score: 1, Insightful

      You understand ZERO, ZILCH, ZIP, NADA about Christianity or President Bush. The same goes for everyone who modded you insightful. It's hard to fathom the intellectual rot and moral bankruptcy of a person who would compare the Bush administration to the Taliban. It sounds like your post came straight out of Soviet Russia.

    4. Re:The American Taliban have Spoken by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sucker. Go back to your job as republican anus licker. Better yet, go sign up for the military so you can go to Iraq and take a bullet in the head 'for the team'. One of the few benefits of this war, is that many of the armed forces are lackies like you who get taken out of the gene pool.

    5. Re:The American Taliban have Spoken by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's probably more the selective rights that people may exercise. How many other amendments must die before people realise that the right to keep and bear arms is now itself a smokescreen?

    6. Re:The American Taliban have Spoken by BandwidthHog · · Score: 1

      A militant theocracy is a militant theocracy. It's just a question of degree.

      --

      Quantum materiae materietur marmota monax si marmota monax materiam possit materiari?
    7. Re:The American Taliban have Spoken by josh3736 · · Score: 3, Insightful
      It's hard to fathom the intellectual rot and moral bankruptcy of a person ...

      Intellectial rot? Moral bankruptcy?

      The only 'intellectual rot' I see here is from someone who whips out their holy book in defense of what their religion has brainwashed them into thinking is right. (mods, read the whole thing before slapping this as flamebait)

      And please explain to me how someone is morally bankrupt, even by your standards, by making a political comparison? He says that the views and policies of the Bush Administration are similar to those of the the Taliban. He does not say that Bush == (Satanism || Atheism || Islam || etc...). Quite honestly, I can see how Bush ~= Taliban.

      USA PATRIOT Act, anyone? PATRIOT II? MATRIX? The list goes on. That sure seems like canceling Constitutional Rights at convenience to me.

      The most annoying thing about the Christian crusade to legislate their morality on me is that when I say, "You know, that may be the way it is to you, but what about other people who don't believe in that?" they just give me a funny look, as to say, "What do you mean, not believe in that???"

      I know this because I live with 2 very devout Christians. I recently got in an argument with one about gay marriage. Of course their viewpoint is, "It's wrong and should be banned!" But who says it is wrong? "God." But what if I don't believe in your god and/or believe in the god(s) of a different religion? "It doesn't matter, God says it is wrong ergo it should be outlawed."

      What? Excuse me, but this is a country (supposedly) founded on the principle of religious freedom. The Constitution says I can pick whatever the hell religion I want and be free from the government telling me "no." This is not a country where the morals of one religion are to be legislated on to everyone regardless of their choice of religion. Whereas your religion says homosexuality is wrong, mine does not. Fine. You worry about yourself following your morals. I will worry about myself following mine.

      Obviously, there are a few exceptions. These have to be what we can all agree on, though. (That's why we should all VOTE, but that's another topic...) For example, I think we can all agree that murder and theft are indeed bad. I want to be able to live, and I want to be able to live without you taking all my stuff. You probably feel the same way.

      Disclaimer: I myself am not gay, I simply believe that *everyone* deserves freedom of choice. Also, I do not think all Christians are bad. It is the extremeist nuts and/or those who try to shove their religion and their morals down my throat that I have a problem with, no matter which religion you come from.

    8. Re:The American Taliban have Spoken by Un+pobre+guey · · Score: 1
      I agree with your other responder that "the right to keep and bear arms is now itself a smokescreen." Of course you have the right to keep and bear arms. That, contrary to your shallow appreciation of the issue, is not the point. Citizens who arm themselves to the teeth outside of the context of a formal citizens' militia with high powered firearms, very often of the type useful only for military operations, is hardly what the founding fathers had in mind.

      You still don't get that the NRA's defense of the 2nd amendment has to do with stimulating the business of firearms? You actually need someone to spell it out for you? You couldn't figure it out on your own? You actually thought Charleton Heston was out there fighting for our rights?

      In any case, while I have no use for firearms myself, I know many people do and there are certainly legitimate reasons for some people to own them. Furthermore, I would not sacrifice a constitutional right lightly. We have the right to own firearms as well as the right to free speech. Both should be cherished and defended. This, however, is a far cry from encouraging morons to own important collections of assault weapons. It is most certainly not the same thing, just as the 1st amendment does not protect libel or child pornography.

    9. Re:The American Taliban have Spoken by superyooser · · Score: 1
      The most annoying thing about the Christian crusade to legislate their morality on me

      The majority elects leaders to make laws according to their principles. The tiny atheist minority, on the other hand, uses unelected, activist, rogue judges to get their way in society (abortion, "homosexual marriage," etc.). While Christians promote their ways constitutionally, atheists engage in judicial terrorism and run roughshod over the will of the people.

      The ACLU is the American Taliban, tearing down crosses and Ten Commandments monuments. Atheists are the religious fascists. They're the most intolerant segment of American society, shoving their militant secularism down our throats, banning Bibles from schools, prayer from public events, etc. The American people want to worship God, and they have a right to do it in government, in schools, in the workplace, on the street, and all over the land.

      You have the right to go to hell. Nobody's forcing you to be a Christian. That would be impossible. You choose your own path, and let the people of this democratic republic choose the path of the nation.

    10. Re:The American Taliban have Spoken by jo42 · · Score: 1

      > let the people of this democratic republic choose the path of the nation.

      He's just pointing out that "the people of this democratic republic" have their heads up their asses. And, thus, are no better than the other groups of peoples that have their heads up their asses.

  86. Cur by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Cur, di cur!? Porno meus est vita mea!

    1. Re:Cur by Pituritus+Ani · · Score: 1

      porno, pornonis, m.? I think not. That should definitely be a feminine noun.

      --

      Another proud carrier of the $rtbl flag

  87. This does not help by www.sorehands.com · · Score: 1

    The censorware people are hurt by the crackdown. If you have less porn online, they have less to filter, thus fewer people needed protection.

  88. long overdue by asv108 · · Score: 1

    If I remember correctly, Ashcroft and CO were planning a major anti-porn initiative right before 9-11 happened. Not that I agree with any of this crap, this is probably just a play in Karl Rove's strategy of "strengthening the base" before the election since the theory goes that the country is so divided that there are only a minuscule portion of swing voters.

  89. A Special Message by MooseByte · · Score: 1

    (Holds pr0n-displaying laptop high above head In dramatic Charlton Heston NRA fashion)

    ... From my cold dead hands!

    1. Re:A Special Message by MooseByte · · Score: 1

      "(Holds pr0n-displaying laptop high above head In dramatic Charlton Heston NRA fashion)"

      Which then promptly slips and falls to the ground due to curious lack of frictiony grip.

  90. Re:I've never understood why sex is taboo in the U by FauxPasIII · · Score: 1

    Methinks the moderators don't understand how presidential cabinet members get their jobs...

    Hint: irrespective of your beliefs about the legitimacy of the Bush presidency, Ashcroft (like all cabinet-level officials) was appointed.

    --
    25% Funny, 25% Insightful, 25% Informative, 25% Troll
  91. What greases the palms? by Saeed+al-Sahaf · · Score: 1
    Once again, the DOJ forgets that the United States does not own the Internet. Two things to remember:

    A lot of porn is hosted offshore anyway.

    Porn generates a whole lot of money, and money greases the palms (oh my, there's a really bad joke here...) in Washington.

    --
    "Who are in control, they are not in control of anything - they don't even control themselves!" - Glen Beck
  92. It is typical historic pattern, by Maljin+Jolt · · Score: 0, Troll

    that governments led by religious fanatics are more attracted to bust any sexual activities. It is deep residuum in human society connected with the ethology of apes (primates). Humans who are free in sexual context are more difficult to mind control and they resist more to indoctrination, such as ideology or advertising. It has to do something with brain chemistry as well as with spiritual value of sexual freedom.

    There is only one real sin of human being, a sin of monotheism.

    --
    There you are, staring at me again.
  93. I'm not worried by sTalking_Goat · · Score: 5, Insightful
    John Aashcroft crushing our civil rights, by attaching the word terrorism to anything he doesn't like; That worries.

    But John A vs the porn industry; John A doesn't have a chance.

    Porn like weeds has its roots deep and will surface and thrive in any scrap of dirt, through the tiniest of cracks.

    So I say let Johhny Boy fight his porn war, maybe that'll distract him from doing some real damage.

    --

    My days of not taking you seriously are certainly coming to a middle...

    1. Re:I'm not worried by shadowbearer · · Score: 1

      Depends on how much civil rights crushing he does in this particular crusade...but you're probably right, it'll be a lot more difficult for him. The pr0n industry has a lot of bucks and a lot of power.

      Then again, it'd be just like him to attach the word "terrorist" to the pr0n industry - you know, a threat to America's "Superior Moral Position" or some such tripe like that. 'Think of the children!'

      SB

      --
      It's old. The more humans I meet, the more I like my cats. At least they are honest.
    2. Re:I'm not worried by Charles+Dart · · Score: 4, Insightful

      If I had mod points I would give you an insightful on that.

      I would like to add that all wars on nouns tend to drag on forever with out any real success.

      war on poverty

      war on drugs

      war on terrorism

      war on porn

      See the pattern?

    3. Re:I'm not worried by gardyloo · · Score: 1

      Porn like weeds has its roots deep and will surface and thrive in any scrap of dirt, through the tiniest of cracks.

      Anyone else turned on by this sentence?

    4. Re:I'm not worried by Old+Uncle+Bill · · Score: 1

      Separation of church and state. Unless that church happens to be extremely right wing, and Christian.

      --
      Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.
    5. Re:I'm not worried by Maestro4k · · Score: 3, Insightful
      • So I say let Johhny Boy fight his porn war, maybe that'll distract him from doing some real damage.
      More likely it'll discredit and humiliate him politically so much that he'll never even hold office as janitor for the DOJ after Dubya's out of office (and perhaps before if this blows up as badly as I suspect it will).

      I doubt anything will distract him from his holy crusade to (re)make America comform to his puritanical views, but getting laughed out of DC and reviled and hated by millions of Americans will stop him.

      This should be interesting to watch, I suspect a new generation will grow up now despising Ashcroft as much as mine despised Tipper Gore (IIRC, she didn't want just parental warning stickers on CDs, she wanted everything she found offensive banned, or at least that's how we teens took it at the time).

    6. Re:I'm not worried by OMEGA+Power · · Score: 1

      John Ashcrack, like Ed Messe before him, is doing this to make election year points with the christian right. In the end he will bust a few people who don't have the money to fight back. Most likely he will either attack a few adult video stores in small, majority evangelical christian towns where he thinks he can get a conviction and/or go after web sites with the kind of really disgusting porn that no one will be willing to defend (i.e. bestiality, staged rape/snuff, etc.)

      In the end a few people will get seriously fucked over (no pun intended) by his (and Bush's) self-rightious, religious bullshit but society as a whole will not change and come November 3 this will all blow over and porn/the porn industry will be the same as it was before this particular incarnation of the morality gestopeo launched the nipple jihad of 2004.

    7. Re:I'm not worried by sTalking_Goat · · Score: 1
      nipple jihad of 2004

      . ROFL! Dude trademark that. That sounds like a perfect Daily Show segment title.

      --

      My days of not taking you seriously are certainly coming to a middle...

    8. Re:I'm not worried by Shai-kun · · Score: 1

      Oehh let's start a war on nouns! It'll never work ofcourse, but just think of all the naughty nouns we can stop with this war o'ours!

      --
      ...or so I've been told.
    9. Re:I'm not worried by pjt33 · · Score: 1

      "Germany" and "Japan" are both nouns.

    10. Re:I'm not worried by tf23 · · Score: 1

      let Johny Boy fight his porn war

      No! He's wasting taxpayer money. Infact, the whole program of agents reading normal porn 8 hours a day is a friggin resource waste. Let them find the kiddie porn wackos. Or bin Laden.

      My guess is that after the November election, this goes bye-bye. Swept under the rug like many other things that Bush's campaign is bringing up to try and drum up support from some of his more 'conservative' followers.

    11. Re:I'm not worried by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    12. Re:I'm not worried by clarkc3 · · Score: 1

      They already did start a war on nouns! Bush endorses verbs instead - he even has commercials for it! I can only imagine the underhanded schemes they have to take down adjectives

    13. Re:I'm not worried by Charles+Dart · · Score: 1

      We were at war with Japan and Germany. No one ever said 'we're winning the war on Japan' did they?

    14. Re:I'm not worried by PhxBlue · · Score: 1

      That's the idea. The primary goal of bureaucracy is not to solve problems, but to ensure its continued existence.

      --
      !#@%*)anks for hanging up the phone, dear.
  94. Praise Allah! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No more goatse! For once the government is on our side!

  95. Re:I've never understood why sex is taboo in the U by GPLDAN · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Bush didn't get elected, Al Gore did. The prosecution rests.

  96. Real obscenity by ManoMarks · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Terrorism, war, hunger, poverty, homelessness, child abuse, disease, et al. We should be dealing with those issues first. Leave consenting adults alone. But should be be surprised that this administration is wasting tax payers money on this?

    --

    That's gotta fit into your schema somewhere

    1. Re:Real obscenity by sybert · · Score: 1
      Flynt, who recently opened a Hustler nightclub in Baltimore, says everyone in the business is wary, making sure their taxes are paid and the "talent" is over 18.
      If a small staff monitoring the internet and a few prosecutions against extreme and violent porn keeps the industry paying taxes and obeying the law then it is definitely not a waste of taxpayer money. If the multi-billion dollar porn pays all their taxes and stays clean then there will be far more resources and money available to combat other injustices. Small government is much better than anarchy.

      Ashchroft and the justice department hasn't been in the news much since the PATRIOT act passed. So why is everyone so paranoid about him?

  97. Probably a CIA plot by Magickcat · · Score: 1

    I think the CIA probably don't want the pornography industry to continue outperforming the weapons and drug trades that they spend so much time encouraging.

    --

    Si tacuisses philosophus mansisses. If you had kept quiet, you would have remained a philosopher.

  98. Buy from sources by www.sorehands.com · · Score: 1
    Well, you could buy from sources overseas, but look at what happened in NY with online gambling. They went after the online payments and cut that out by allowing people who gambled online, to not have to pay those charges.


    If the feds made it so that if you buy porn online, but the credit card companies could not make you pay those charges, they would not allow you to buy porn online.

  99. what the hell did they tell this nguyen guy?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "This stuff isn't the easiest to deal with," Nguyen said recently while at his computer. "But I think we're going after the bad guys and we're making a difference, and that's what makes it worthwhile."

    Did they get this guy and tell him that three puppies have to be killed every time a woman shows her kitty, or what??

    Man, I didn't think shit like this happened in america, a "capitalist" economy that values "freedom".

  100. HEY by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you want an example of a country run by relegion.. don't look at iran anymore, look at america!

    This is getting fucking rediculous.

  101. The Porn Industry Isn't Going To Just Take It... by severed · · Score: 5, Informative
    I make porn. That's what I do. I work a 50 to 60 hour week.

    I pay my taxes, and make payroll on time.

    I comply with the law, while still standing up for my first ammendment rights.

    I do my best to screen our tallent to make sure that they can handle doing this type of work. Sometimes when it looks like they don't really want to do this type of work, but they're just down on their luck, I'll buy them dinner and help them consider other options.

    I even use 100 percent recycled 2 ply Facial Tissues (The brand is seventh generation, btw) when... testing... the product.

    In my morning review of all the sources that I get my news from, I continue to watch the Bush administration and their wacko and corrup cronies continue to wage murder under the guise of war to line their own pockets, while continuing to push these insane and unrepresentative extreme right religious agendas, that were bought and paid for by the religious right.

    After that, I go through the considerable frustration of trying to forge business partnerships with other business such as banks, credit card companies, insurance companies, etc, etc, to be able to function in the business world. All the while being discriminated against because the widgets I happen to sell have some naked bits.

    I choose between people who often have little interest in supporting my business, but would love to freely copy my work, and the people who want to throw everyone in prison for copying anything, and at the same time throw me in prison for making it.

    However I don't let either group of assholes get to me. Instead, I remember that there are more people out there who will choose to support what I'm doing in order to see that I keep doing it.

    I don't spam. I don't film anyone who is a minor. I work as hard as the next guy, trying to make the economy recover.

    However, until I get arrested, just for exercising my first ammendment right to speech, the speech that I'll be making will be against Bush, Cheyney and Ashcroft.

    Why go through all this? Why not just go back to being a database programmer working in a cube somewhere? Because I love what I do. I've built my own company from the ground up, and kept it going. The fundamentalists aren't the only people who believe in what they're doing. They're also not the only people who will stick up for their way of life.

    --

    HaXXXor.com - Naked Chicks Teach You How To Ha

  102. Ashcroft sucks by falsification · · Score: 1
    If you can't show nekkid pictures, that kind of ruins the whole purpose for the Internet.

    I do not want to go back to 1983.

  103. Did I hear that right? by subzero_ice · · Score: 1

    Who are these people trying to fool. Everybody knows that porn is not going anywhere specially when you got big players like cable companies behind it. Proposed solution. Send free porn to the feds and the folks at DOJ and everyboy can continue watching porn in peace.

  104. Re:I've never understood why sex is taboo in the U by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Can you do that in Afghanistan?

    Sure you can. Impeachment by kalashnikov :>

  105. Great Idea Asscroft! Make 100,000 LESS jobs!! by Newer+Guy · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Here in Los Angeles county where unemployment is higher then the national average, it's estimated that Pr0n accounts for over 100,000 jobs. Great idea Johnny Asscroft! Get RID of jobs during a recession!!

  106. Bush and friends aren't conservatives. by User+956 · · Score: 1

    Conservatives *are* for free markets. Bush, Cheney and Asscroft aren't conservatives. They're right-wing radicals.. i.e. fascists.

    For examples of other world leaders that have claimed to be something else, but were actually fascists, feel free to look up Mao, Stalin, or Kim Jong Il.

    --
    The theory of relativity doesn't work right in Arkansas.
    1. Re:Bush and friends aren't conservatives. by GeoGreg · · Score: 2, Informative
      Conservatives *are* for free markets. Bush, Cheney and Asscroft aren't conservatives. They're right-wing radicals.. i.e. fascists.
      I would have to say that your sentence would be correct if you replace "conservative" with "libertarian". Historically, "conservatives" are those who wish to preserve and maintain established social and economic structures. The Conservative Party in England, for instance, was historically founded on maintaining traditional English institutions (such as the Crown and the House of Lords) against the Whigs, Liberals, Labour, etc. I think in the defense of capitalism against socialism, it has been assumed that conservatism==free market capitalism, which has not always been so.
  107. Give me liberty... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    or give me death!

  108. Also in the news by rk · · Score: 1

    John Ashcroft endorses John Kerry for President. I understand pandering to your base, but the opposition is already energized against Bush. Is he trying to energize the centrist undecideds against Bush too?

    This goes to show the measures the Bush administration is having to go to to even keep their base constituency voting for them. A base which is getting thinner and thinner. Now the good ol' boys who like guns and porn (myself included!) are probably going to stay home in November.

    I wish there was a real conservative to vote for. Just because you disapprove of something doesn't mean it should be illegal.

  109. Bush Lost!!! by attobyte · · Score: 3, Insightful

    You take away a person's porn they will not vote for you!!! Mark my words :)

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    Mike

    1. Re:Bush Lost!!! by dickiedoodles · · Score: 1

      Is the title referring to the president and the forthcoming election or the people losing their porn?

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    2. Re:Bush Lost!!! by attobyte · · Score: 1

      lol, President Election...

      But the other take on it is pretty funny.

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      I didn't use the preview button, so get over it!!!!

      Mike

    3. Re:Bush Lost!!! by sydb · · Score: 1

      That took a moment to sink in but it was worth the wait!

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      Yours Sincerely, Michael.
  110. This has been a long time coming by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Frontline (at least I think it was Frontline) had a program about this over a year ago. Ashcroft was all set to get his antipr0n vendetta into gear, in fact the early stages had already begun with some local prosecutions in California and then 9-11 happened.

    I have to think the whole janet thing and consequent media-hyped outrage was what emboldened Ashcroft to rev up the persecution machine. It is an election year and they seem to think that if people freaked over janet they are going to love it when some kinky dudes that the straight population never heard of get a nice public humiliation.

    Anyone remember Amatuer Action? Wasn't that persecution carried out in Ashcroft's home state, despite the defendents wholly residing in California.

  111. Enter the Morality Police by Theovon · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This is what bugs me so much about these ultra-conservatives. I may or may not feel that porn is wrong, but I don't want them deciding it on my behalf!

    I guess they have nothing better to do... no terrorists left to hunt for, so they're going after "immoral" people. *sigh*

    I personally feel that some kinds of porn ARE wrong.

    Consider child porn. Some people say that children are capable of understanding sex. Some say they are not. Either way, the risk of psychological damage is great enough that that we should play it safe. (Actually, I think child porn is a horrible violation of a child's rights, but the "play it safe, because you can't be sure" approach is easier for some people to buy.)

    But when you have consenting adults engaging in acts that are intended to be viewed only by consenting adults, who is being hurt?

    Here, the "play it safe" argument lands on the side of choice. Children aren't born with much knowlege, so they are to be guided and protected so that when they grow up, they can make informed choices. Until they DO grow up, their rights are restricted. But once they have reached a certain age, the responsibilities for their actions moves from their mentors to themselves, and with that responsibility also comes many freedoms.

    So, to play it safe with children, we shield. To play it safe with adults, we allow them to choose. This seems very reasonable to me.

    So, while I may feel grossed out by seeing a scat video, I don't feel the need to restrict other informed adults from having a different reaction.

    Now, you may ask, is it HEALTHY for people to be watching these sorts of things? Violence can teach violence, and playing with feces is linked to certain mental disorders. Could certain kinds of porn make viewers mentally unhealthy?

    Possibly. But consider the FDA and the Surgeon General. The FDA has laws which protect consumers from unknowningly buying foods which contain harmful chemicals, etc. Science has been used to prove that certain chemicals and microbes are harmful. Similarly, tobacco and alcohol containers sport labels which warn of their potentially harmful effects. But once again, science (and many DUI deaths) have proven that people need to be warned about these things.

    But (a) Science has not shown any compelling evidence that porn is bad for your health, and (b) you are still allowed to buy alcohol and tobacco.

    So, if the government wants to put a warning label on porn that says "we're not absolutely sure, but watching this could possibly harm your mind", then I'm all for it!

    But that is the extent to which they should interfere. Oh, and I am definately in support of prosecuting child pornographers.

    1. Re:Enter the Morality Police by DietVanillaPepsi · · Score: 2, Insightful
      This is what bugs me so much about these ultra-conservatives. I may or may not feel that porn is wrong, but I don't want them deciding it on my behalf!

      Rallying against porn isn't the pet project of only ultra-conservatives. Some feminists, for example, feel that pornography violates women by virtue of it turning them into objects to be gawked at. But I digress.

      I guess they have nothing better to do... no terrorists left to hunt for, so they're going after "immoral" people. *sigh*

      Obviously, they do have terrorists to hunt. However, that doesn't mean that aren't going to pursue their puritanical agenda. Whether it involves drugs, pornography or whatever vice on which attention can be focused so as to divert attention from the administrations shortcomings, they will do this. It is to be expected in politics, whether it is a Democrat or Republican in office.

    2. Re:Enter the Morality Police by Un+pobre+guey · · Score: 1
      Some feminists, for example, feel that pornography violates women by virtue of it turning them into objects to be gawked at.

      It can be argued that those depicted in porn as well as those who compulsively consume porn are exploited. Nevertheless, this is hardly a reason to suspend the right of free expression.

      Also, the grandparent asked:

      Could certain kinds of porn make viewers mentally unhealthy?

      This question seems like the inverse of what can be observed. I conjecture that viewers with unhealthy tastes or mindsets gravitate towards the more perverse forms of porn such as scat, rape imagery, etc. I suspect that in the controversies surrounding violence in entertainment, including but not limited to TV, films, and video games, something similar is going on. Such violence may not cause violent behavior de novo, but may provide positive feedback to those already pre-disposed and in need only of a little nudging.

      Again, not an argument in favor of suspending the right of free expression. It would be more of an argument to bolster the availability of mental health services, but since "defense" companies, energy traders, and other current political heavyweights won't make any money there, it's a non-starter.

    3. Re:Enter the Morality Police by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about when the child pornographer is the child herself? Wouldn't it make more sense to send that child pornography to a shrink of some discription?

      (I don't like generalisations.)

    4. Re:Enter the Morality Police by sydb · · Score: 1

      Some feminists, for example, feel that pornography violates women by virtue of it turning them into objects to be gawked at.

      Of course, they're right, but they forget that pornography violates men by virtue of exploiting their sexual urges to extract money from them.

      This is called "trade", and the financial and sexual needs which drive it are natural.

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      Yours Sincerely, Michael.
    5. Re:Enter the Morality Police by Theovon · · Score: 1

      Yes!

    6. Re:Enter the Morality Police by Abcd1234 · · Score: 1

      Of course, they're right

      That is a *highly* subjective statement, actually. There are many feminists who believe that porn is responsible for the liberalization of sex and women's roles in it. After all, there's plenty of porn in which women are depicted in roles of power (BSDM, for example).

      Moreover, it can be argued that men are just as frequently exploited in porn. After all, the men in most porn are present simply to provide a penis. It is the women who are typically depicted as actually enjoying sex.

      My only point is that this issue is not nearly so cut and dried as you might think.

    7. Re:Enter the Morality Police by danila · · Score: 1

      There is no fundamental difference between hypocritical support of anti-porn initiatives by American public and obligatory "but I am against child porn" remarks. There is no clear-cut difference between child porn and art. Furthermore, child porn is beneficial to children because in countries where it is mostly produced they basically face a choice between starving on the street and starring in porn.

      Come on, is a porn clip of Thai 10-year old so bad? Consider the fact that she is in the prostitution business anyway and she does it to feed her family. If she is paid for posing and having sex with a nice, clean and non-violent guy instead of risking her life in some den of debauchery - good for her.

      This is the truth that "they" don't want you to know. It's better if a kid is engaged in child porn production than if he is outright sold by his parents into slavery (to get the money to support the rest of the family). And even legitimately working for 14 hours a day, 7 days a week is some sweatshop (not the Nike factory) is not necessarily better than starring in porn.

      So get over your initial fear, reject the stereotypes and realise that the only harmful variety of child porn is when someone kidnaps an American/Western European girl from an affluent family, locks her in the basement and repeatedly rapes her on camera. When a third-world girl shows her private parts and masturbates on camera, it causes her no harm that couldn't be healed by the money she earns.

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    8. Re:Enter the Morality Police by sydb · · Score: 1

      Hey, did you read my whole post, or just those four words?

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      Yours Sincerely, Michael.
    9. Re:Enter the Morality Police by Abcd1234 · · Score: 1

      Hey, did you read my whole post, or just those four words?

      Umm, yes? Here is the full text, including the previous poster's quote, as well as your own:

      "Some feminists, for example, feel that pornography violates women by virtue of it turning them into objects to be gawked at."

      Of course, they're right, but they forget that pornography violates men by virtue of exploiting their sexual urges to extract money from them.

      This is called "trade", and the financial and sexual needs which drive it are natural.


      My problem was with you saying "of course, they're right" regarding the grandparents assertion that "pornography violates women by virtue of it turning them into objects to be gawked at". My claim is that it *doesn't* necessarily "[violate] women", and has, in fact, to some degree served to liberate them sexually.

      And my second paragraph is not exactly the same as your point regarding men (which is, I assume, where you got the impression that we were in agreement), as the second point of that paragraph (there was two, after all) is to illustrate how women are, in fact, *not* exploited, as they are the ones typically in power and typically enjoying the act of sex.

      In summary, my problem is with your automatic agreement with the idea that pornography is exploitative by nature (for all parties involved). This is, IMHO, not necessarily true, hence my rebuttal of your post.

    10. Re:Enter the Morality Police by sydb · · Score: 1

      Ah; my tacit assertion is that trade is simply mutual exploitation. Sorry if this wasn't clear.

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      Yours Sincerely, Michael.
    11. Re:Enter the Morality Police by NrKyGuRl · · Score: 1

      "Science has not shown any compelling evidence that porn is bad for your health." I heard somewhere that frequent ejaculation helps decrease the risks of prostate cancer. I believe that this is compelling evidence that porn is GOOD for your health. :)

    12. Re:Enter the Morality Police by Damned · · Score: 1

      Of course, like the other replies, I'll state my opinion on the described feminist objection to pornography.

      Does porn violate women by turning them into objects to be gawked at? Perhaps. What else violates women by turning them into objects to be gawked at? Being sexually attractive to anyone (male or female) and being in any one place at any one time to be seen by any one of the people who finds her sexually attractive.

      The same can be said for men as well. If I am walking down a street and someone sees me and upon seeing me finds me sexually attractive, I have now become nothing but a sexual object to be gawked at as far as that person is concerned. I highly doubt that some woman who sees me walking on the street and finds me sexually attractive is thinking "I wonder if he has a Ph.D." Rather, I'd wager she's more likely thinking "I wonder if he'd give it to me the way I like it."

      I have no idea if any of that actually served to get my point across, so I'll just sum up:
      Everyone is a sexual object to anyone who finds him or her sexually attractive.

      I would also add that there is nothing wrong with gazing upon those you find attractive. Unless they find it disturbing, in which case you shouldn't be doing that anymore. But this is all something I should probably just rant about in my journal.

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      "I swear I won't break you if you let me take you where the willows never weep" -- Switchblade Symphony
    13. Re:Enter the Morality Police by DietVanillaPepsi · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You won't find any argument from me. It's a lot more socially acceptable for women to gawk at men, and very vocally. My point? I'm not sure. :-P

  112. Thud by Seanasy · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The sound you just heard was Larry Flynt dropping a bucket of money in John Kerry's lap... right next to the dancer.

    I wonder what kind of dirt Flynt might have on DoJ people. He outed one congressman during the Clinton impeachment. I can only dream that he has something on Ashcroft. But, that might be asking a bit much.

    1. Re:Thud by shadowbearer · · Score: 1


      Doesn't matter. This whole agenda of Ashcroft's is going to piss off a whole lot of voters.

      Wouldn't it be ironic if it was Ashcroft's newest crusade that *really* cost Bush the election?

      Note: I don't care much for Kerry, either. But I'll take a potential wimp over a potential fascist anyday. You can *educate* a wimp.

      SB

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      It's old. The more humans I meet, the more I like my cats. At least they are honest.
    2. Re:Thud by Seanasy · · Score: 1
      Doesn't matter. This whole agenda of Ashcroft's is going to piss off a whole lot of voters.

      Oh, I agree and it has me scratching my head. I don't see the point in alienating the conservatives who like their porn just fine thank-you-very-much to appease the more 'wholesome' sector. Do 'wholesome' people vote more? Hopefully, they're digging their own grave.

      I still want to see Flynt get involved just for the spectacle of it.

    3. Re:Thud by shadowbearer · · Score: 1

      The whole scene is taking on the guise of a circus, isn't it? :(

      I don't know if Flynt would get involved - he's proven that he's way too politically savvy for that - he'll do his influencing in other ways, like he's always done.

      I'd laugh if it wasn't relevant to seeing people I care about get screwed over (everybody). But seriously, this is just plain stupid. WTF is Ashcroft thinking? Does he seriously believe that he can call on enough support to make this work?

      If Ashcroft shoves his head any further up his ass, his dentist will have to call in a hemmorrhoidal specialist.

      SB *scratches own skull at the antics of current admin; but then, it's election year, one should expect stupidity*

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  113. Re:-1 offtopic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ok - so they still exist, the trolls must have gone to sleep or something. ^_^

  114. Re:I've never understood why sex is taboo in the U by orthogonal · · Score: 1

    Asscroft (sic) wasn't elected. He was appointed.

    And he thinks by God.

    Which, of course, is the crux, no pun intended, of the problem.

  115. Actually true... by MooseByte · · Score: 5, Interesting

    "Yeah, I can still remember about the first readings of erotic material over the telegraph"

    Actually one of my old friends who served in the Navy (comm ops) told me about how they used to keep the morse code students interested - every now and then they'd slip a section of a porn story into the interminable copying sessions.

    You'd get keel-hauled for doing that these days, but I imagine it kept folks going. :-)

    1. Re:Actually true... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You'd get keel-hauled for doing that these days, but I imagine it kept folks going. :-)

      Yes, but only to a certain point...

    2. Re:Actually true... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      whats a keel-haul? is it kinky?

    3. Re:Actually true... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      You'd get keel-hauled for doing that these days

      Well then I definitely won't do it on an aircraft carrier.

    4. Re:Actually true... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You betcha... and Ashcrofts got a banimation coming it's way...

  116. Re:I've never understood why sex is taboo in the U by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Troll

    >Asscroft wasn't elected. He was appointed.

    So was Bush

  117. Re:I've never understood why sex is taboo in the U by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    man...I wish they weren't hypocrites so they could evolve themselves out of existance

  118. I would have suggested "spam"... by Peter+Simpson · · Score: 1

    ...but the didn't check with me first.

    Oh well. At least *someone* is thinking of the children (who don't pay taxes).

    "An ounce of image is worth a pound of performance."
    (and just in time for the elections)

  119. Re:Economy bad! Let's make it worse! by yroJJory · · Score: 0

    What economic numbers are you looking at?

    How about the quantity of people I know _personally_ who haven't had work in well over a year?

    Just because Wal*mart is making a profit doesn't mean that people can pay their friggin' rent.

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    Jory
  120. Oh no!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If Ashcroft takes away pr0n, how will geeks ever know what a woman looks like naked?

  121. First radio telegram? by SuperBanana · · Score: 1
    Yeah, I can still remember about the first readings of erotic material over the telegraph back in the 1800's

    Hmm, is that what Marconi and Queen Elizabeth chatted about? The air must have been electric.

    (okay, so it was 1900's, sue me)

  122. Re:I've never understood why sex is taboo in the U by Tumbleweed · · Score: 4, Funny

    Yeah, but the problem seems to be that he thinks he was _annointed_.

  123. spelt? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    spelt

    n : hardy wheat grown mostly in Europe for livestock feed [syn: {Triticum spelta}, {Triticum aestivum spelta}]

    Well, waddya know, I learnt sometin today!

  124. Poor guys rubbed themselves raw by ScaredSilly · · Score: 1
    From the article:

    The job wears on them all, day after day, so much so that the obscenity division has recently set up in-house counseling for them to talk about what they're seeing and how it is affecting them.

    "This stuff isn't the easiest to deal with," Nguyen said recently while at his computer. "But I think we're going after the bad guys and we're making a difference, and that's what makes it worthwhile."

    I can hear it now: "Three women... but the worst part was... (sob) I... liked... it."

    How ever do they find people to do work like this?

  125. In my community... by Necromancyr · · Score: 2, Funny

    In my community it's offensive for extremely hot women to wear clothes. It offends God, whom created such beauty to be observed.

    I need to find some hotties to sue.

  126. Perhaps I wasn't clear by Space+cowboy · · Score: 1

    I thought by postulating that he is in fact dead, it would be obvious I didn't agree with the man. The 'Naaah' at the end was supposed to negate the sentence in front of it...

    Oh well :-)

    Simon.

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  127. Re:I've never understood why sex is taboo in the U by ClosedSource · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    "Can you do that in Afghanistan?"

    Only if you get permission from President Bush.

  128. Porn invasion! by lightspawn · · Score: 4, Insightful

    In a speech in 2002, Ashcroft made it clear that the Justice Department intends to try. He said pornography "invades our homes persistently though the mail, phone, VCR, cable TV and the Internet..."

    Huh?

    I don't know about you, but porn doesn't send me mail, call me, pop in my VCR (even if I had one), or switch my (can't-purchase-individual-channels-yet) cable tv channels to make me watch it. If he wants to pick a fight with malware that pushes porn into the machines of people whose only crime was to be stupid enough to use ms-outlook that's fine, but somebody needs to explain to him the difference between push and pull technologies (insert sexual pun here).

    1. Re:Porn invasion! by dickiedoodles · · Score: 1

      I don't know about you, but porn doesn't send me mail, call me, pop in my VCR (even if I had one), or switch my (can't-purchase-individual-channels-yet) cable tv channels to make me watch it.

      He got confused with Soviet Russia

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  129. Donald Duck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Donald Duck is going to have a SCREAMING SQUIRMING ORGASM when he moves to England where he will sit in his basement and do nothing but eat, sleep and stare at Daisy Duck pr0n.

  130. its all in the legs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    True true true... the cool thing about indian girls is that they have a much higher leg/torso length ratio compared to white girls. I'm serious. Check it out.

  131. It's a tough job, but someone's gotta' do it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...maybe they're hiring!

    http://www.usdoj.gov/06employment/06_2.html

  132. waste or not? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I'd really like to know, is this legitamite? I mean, sure porn is morally bad or disgusting or whatever you want to call it, but only from someone's subjective viewpoint. If someone likes to watch porn in their freetime at home, it's nobodies business stop them (given it's not illegal, such as underage, etc). But really though? Can this be considered an attempt to violate some sort of right to privacy? I think it is. I think it only funnels more immaturity, as it taboos further and further the human body. Pretty soon everyone of all ages in America will view nudity and sexual expression as some sort of taboo. Who doesn't like watching porn? It's entertaining, comedic sometimes. If you don't prefer to watch it, then don't. I remmeber a nice quote but I don't know who said it: I am a human being, nothing human is alien to me.

    I found this interesting (from the article):
    In a speech in 2002, Ashcroft made it clear that the Justice Department intends to try. He said pornography "invades our homes persistently though the mail, phone, VCR, cable TV and the Internet," and has "strewn its victims from coast to coast."

    Mail? In all my life my family has never received porn advertisements by mail. I find this interesting. Maybe others have different stories.

    VCR? HOW CAN IT INVADE MY VCR?! Does the tape walk over to my house and pop itself in?

    Cable TV? Well, when i was little the video was scrambled but the audio was fine and clear.

    Internet? Well I won't argue that. It is all over the net, and bless the fact that it is, but i do find bestiality emails rather repulsive.

  133. Re:I've never understood why sex is taboo in the U by zazzel · · Score: 1

    U.S. war on religious fundamentalists? Wow, are they finally bombing their own country?

  134. Re:I've never understood why sex is taboo in the U by vex24 · · Score: 4, Informative

    Amusingly, he got the job after losing a Senate race to a dead man (Mel Carnahan). No joke!

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  135. Grammar Nazi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeesh, don't you kids know the difference between "effect" and "affect" ? "Effect" is a noun representing result, whereas "affect" is an action verb. 95% of the time people use effect when they should use affect, and here you've gone to the trouble of quoting it, and you use the wrong word.

    I'll let it slide since we're talking about porn.

  136. The guy annoints himself with oil by ehintz · · Score: 1

    Not just a conservative Christian, but out and out nutjob. The guy annoints himself with oil, ala the biblical kings, when taking political office.

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  137. damn false links!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    damn it! I click on a link marked 'porn!', and it directs me to a newspaper! What the hell use is that?

  138. The Defense Position by Thunderstruck · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Most interesting seems to be the suggestion that the 1970's ruling, which required the application of community standards of decency, must consider the community into which the product was introduced. Here we see a product released over the internet. The producers say this is subject to the [average] standards of the community of the whole internet and not just the town where the order was sent. Of course these internet standards will be different than those of the folks in Pittsburgh. But this raises even more questions...

    If a purvey of putrid porn is prosecuted under state law, but the standard of decency is that of the internet as a whole, do we expect a jury of local folks to be able to set aside their personal feelings and understand that the rest of the world feels differently? Or must we find a way to draw a jury from the whole of the internet? Certainly states cannot compell jurors from other jurisdictions... the problem goes on.

    In the end, I suspect we'll endure the total federalisation of yet another aspect of the law.

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  139. I hope they succeed in cracking down by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It won't be the end of the world, and it might restore some balance because porn is often more protected than other speech right now. Look on a lot of Universities where they invite porn actresses to talk about sex, but ban anti-abortion rallies (Houston I think, I'd have to look it up again). Other great decisions by courts prevent cities from banning free porn newspapers, so the cities remove all newspaper vending machines to get rid of the problem (California). It would be if the courts would allow some meaningful community standards again that communities could enact. That would allow places like Nevada to allow anything goes, and some other place to put some real restrictions on.

  140. you didn't know? by sulli · · Score: 2, Funny

    ashcroft is the goatse man. scary but true.

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    sulli
    RTFJ.
  141. Nazis !! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If someone invokes Godwin's law, does that mean Asscroft has to STFU?

  142. DAMN THOSE REPUBLICANS!! by Enrique1218 · · Score: 2, Funny

    I guess now I have to get a girlfriend. Damn ASHCROFT!!! Damn those REPUBLICANS!!! VICTIMS they say!? Yeah, only if they count the occasional cramping I get in my hands. I want Clinton back damnit!!! Then, I can be a pervert in peace and not feel shameful about it.

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  143. I live in germany but.... by Qbertino · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ... I actually read the article.
    The investigation team seams to after some very extreme stuff.
    Anyhow I find it curious that they mentioned something like near-european like tolerance of pornography. What's that supposed to mean?
    Yes, believe it or not, you can see naked women on billboards advertising skin lotion. You can see naked women (and/or men) on magazines. Open them up and you see: Guess what? Naked women and/or men. Just that. No extreme posing, no sick and somewhat unaestetic pussy tearing or any of that kind of stuff.
    As prudish as a large portion of US citizens may be, the most extreme (and sick) porn I've ever seen comes from the US. I strongly suspect there's a link there somewhere.
    I met an american once who noticed the same. He said like 'Yeah, here in germany you keep turning your head for those magazines laid out right next to the newspaper and you're all mixed why no one's irritated. But when you look inside it's cuddly inocent naked girls, much softer porn than what you see in the american editions.' Right on.
    I'd say it may be time for you across the pond to lighten up a little, no? Ok, so some people say the US may be founded by all the crazy religious fanatics that got chucked out of europe a few centuries ago, but aren't things changing for the better over there? Or are they getting whorse?

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    1. Re:I live in germany but.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cartman: Mom? If you were in a German Scheisse video, you... you'd tell me, wouldn't you?
      [short pause ]
      Mrs. Cartman : Sure, hon.

    2. Re:I live in germany but.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sickest porn comes from the US? This from a man who's country originated Scheisse porn? Next you'll be telling me that because the japanese have the genitals censored out, their porn is the least damaging. Have you seen tubgirl?

      also, this quote put me on the lollercoaster:

      "Or are they getting whorse?"

    3. Re:I live in germany but.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Always remember: the puritans, the founding fathers of America, were so stuck up the British kicked them out.

    4. Re:I live in germany but.... by Astaroth33 · · Score: 1

      As prudish as a large portion of US citizens may be, the most extreme (and sick) porn I've ever seen comes from the US.

      Have you downloaded/rented/bought any GGG porn lately? :)

    5. Re:I live in germany but.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ahh, junior college history 101 rears its ugly head...

    6. Re:I live in germany but.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For those of us humor impaired, that was tounge in cheek. Also, i am a high school student.

    7. Re:I live in germany but.... by brycenut · · Score: 1

      Having lived for 2 years in Austria, Switzerland, and Germany, I'd have to concur. It's not a greater appetite for porn in Europe, it's simply a more accepting view of the fact that "skin is skin", regardless of whom it may be attached to. We, in the US, on the other hand, act shocked about skin in non-sexual situations, but, as evidenced by spending on "adult entertainment", seem to have a great appetite for skin.

      It's this dichotomy that really gets to me - raising a public outcry against it, while still consuming it.

    8. Re:I live in germany but.... by Dirtside · · Score: 4, Insightful
      With regards to your sig, here are some polite corrections to your spelling and grammar :)
      ... I actually read the article. The investigation team seems to be after some very extreme stuff.
      Anyhow I find it curious that they mentioned something like near-european like tolerance of pornography. What's that supposed to mean?
      Yes, believe it or not, you can see naked women on billboards advertising skin lotion. You can see naked women (and/or men) on magazines. Open them up and you see: Guess what? Naked women and/or men. Just that. No extreme posing, no sick and somewhat unaesthetic pussy tearing or any of that kind of stuff.
      As prudish as a large portion of US citizens may be, the most extreme (and sick) porn I've ever seen comes from the US. I strongly suspect there's a link there somewhere. I met an american once who noticed the same. He said like 'Yeah, here in germany you keep turning your head for those magazines laid out right next to the newspaper and you're all mixed why no one's irritated. But when you look inside it's cuddly innocent naked girls, much softer porn than what you see in the american editions.' Right on. I'd say it may be time for you across the pond to lighten up a little, no? Ok, so some people say the US may be founded by all the crazy religious fanatics that got chucked out of europe a few centuries ago, but aren't things changing for the better over there? Or are they getting worse?
      Now, to answer your actual questions:
      What's that supposed to mean?
      It's "common knowledge" in the U.S. that most European countries are much more liberal in terms of pornography. What exactly that entails, of course, is unknown to most Americans -- we simply figure that it's just like it is here, only more so. I wasn't aware until I read your post that run-of-the-mill porn in Germany was generally softer than what we have here in the U.S., though. Interesting. (I would like to visit Germany some time, and not just for the porn ;))
      I strongly suspect there's a link there somewhere.
      One commonly-cited event is how when Denmark became the first European country to legalize pornography back in the 60s, the incidence of sex crimes dropped drastically. Japan, which has an enormous array of options for those seeking pornography (including some exceedingly bizarre stuff -- not extreme, just bizarre), has one of the lowest rates of sex crimes of any industrialized nation.

      The point is that giving people a harmless outlet (pornography) is a healthy thing, as opposed to forcing them to repress everything until they decide to go out and start raping people.

      I'd say it may be time for you across the pond to lighten up a little, no?
      Not all of us think that Ashcroft's approach to pornography is reasonable. I'm an American citizen, born and raised, and I'm firmly of the opinion that consenting adults should be allowed, sexually, to do whatever they want with each other -- including recording their sex acts and selling copies to other consenting adults. (Minus a few random corner cases.)
      Ok, so some people say the US may be founded by all the crazy religious fanatics that got chucked out of europe a few centuries ago,
      Which is responsible for both our historically strong work ethic, as well as our incredible puritanical streak...
      but aren't things changing for the better over there? Or are they getting whorse?
      I don't really have any statistics, but it seems to me that it's getting more polarized. That is, more people are coming to believe that things like pornography are just fine, but the people who think it's evil are holding that opinion more and more strongly.

      Like a lot of things, however, people generally only switch from one side to the other. The number of people who start out thinking pornography is okay, but then decide it's evil, is absolutely dwarfed by the number of people who start out sexually repressed but then find out that pornography can be a healthy outlet for emotions that might otherwise turn violent.

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    9. Re:I live in germany but.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The point is that giving people a harmless outlet (pornography) is a healthy thing, as opposed to forcing them to repress everything until they decide to go out and start raping people.

      A well written post, but surely the use of pornography as a diversion mechanism for more serious tendencies only affects a very small portion of the population. Such people would not find the readily available soft-core (as found in German newsagents) a sufficient outlet.

      Since I received cable television in the UK five years ago, it seems than anything other than the 5 standard channels (except sports channels) are peddling smutty programming (mostly American). Our 'gutter press' tabloids are completely sex-obsessed and push the boundaries whenever they can. The largest-selling newspaper in Britain requires a topless woman on Page 3 in order to sell more copies. (Why a woman would ever buy this 'newspaper' is beyond me) - the end result is eventually an acceptance that such things are the norm, and society takes one step nearer the gutter with each generation.

      Yes, the female form is beautiful, but there are many people who are upset with the rapid deterioration of the media into smuttiness.

      Hitting the hard-core porn industry may hopefully stave off its entry into the mainstream media for a few more years at least. (To be replaced by a harder hard-core - this is the way of society).

    10. Re:I live in germany but.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and now go figure that Puritan is the name of a company that distributes porn

    11. Re:I live in germany but.... by Rakarra · · Score: 1
      Ok, so some people say the US may be founded by all the crazy religious fanatics that got chucked out of europe a few centuries ago, but aren't things changing for the better over there? Or are they getting whorse?

      Better in general, but slowly. Generally, it's like the swinging of a pendulum. Things get better, then there's a conservative backlash, and things get worse. Right now we're in that "swinging back the other direction" phase. But we won't swing back as far as we used to be. That's my general hope anyway.

  144. Really now... by Cyno01 · · Score: 1
    Seriously, the DoJ should know, launching an "Assault on Porn" is like attacking russia in winter...

    On a side note, one of the first new types of businesses to open in 'liberated' iraq... smut shops and porno theatres.

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  145. +1 Karma Sutra by craXORjack · · Score: 5, Funny
    will this mean these jobs are headed to India too?

    new newsgroup:

    nttp//alt.binary.pictures.employed.indian.brunette

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  146. Non-consensual porn. by Rimbo · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I enjoy porn as much as the next red-blooded male, provided the next red-blooded male is currently spanking the monkey underneath a trenchcoat in a slimy XXX-rated film house, or skipping work to order yet another lap dance from a stripper. Maybe I enjoy porn more than the next red-blooded male.

    Either way, this move is overdue.

    Most of what I see is fine, if filthy. But there's a large portion I see where the subjects are clearly not volunteers.

    Rape porn. "Hidden cameras." Girls under 18. "Amateurs" who don't look willing. You may not see a gun in the picture, but the girl keeps nervously looking at someone off-camera, instead of enjoying her hot dog.

    It takes the fun out of wanking. I want to objectify women who want to be objectified, thank you very much.

    It's past time for a crackdown. The government has my blessing.

    1. Re:Non-consensual porn. by FsG · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I understand your objection, but here's something for you to consider: I've seen murder in movies, but it doesn't mean that actual people died in their filming. All of the things you refer to (particularly the rape porn) could have been staged by the porn company to get customers who want, well, rape porn. Sick, I know - but hardly *bad* if the whole thing was staged and the filmee was willing.

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    2. Re:Non-consensual porn. by commodoresloat · · Score: 1

      I agree about non-consensual porn, but I wouldn't be comfortable leaving it up to the likes of John Ashcroft to determine whether a girl in a film is "enjoying her hot dog."

    3. Re:Non-consensual porn. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Rape porn. "Hidden cameras." Girls under 18. "Amateurs" who don't look willing. You may not see a gun in the picture, but the girl keeps nervously looking at someone off-camera, instead of enjoying her hot dog.

      Where do you find this stuff? Links, please!!!

    4. Re:Non-consensual porn. by Rimbo · · Score: 1
      I understand your objection, but here's something for you to consider: I've seen murder in movies, but it doesn't mean that actual people died in their filming. All of the things you refer to (particularly the rape porn) could have been staged by the porn company to get customers who want, well, rape porn. Sick, I know - but hardly *bad* if the whole thing was staged and the filmee was willing.


      Sure. And when it's staged, it usually looks staged. We're talking about porn actresses here, not Dame Judi Bench. If it looks like real rape, it probably is.

    5. Re:Non-consensual porn. by shadowbearer · · Score: 1

      I'm far more offended by a lot of the stupid violence (Freddy movies, etc) that I see in films than I am by most porn, even staged "rape" flix.

      Harlan Ellison had an excellent commentary on this back in Fantasy & Science Fiction magazine (Vol 73 # 3, September 1987) where he talked about his visit to a Juvenile facility and how the most violent segment of inmates just loved the slash flics. (wish I had a link, I have the mag in front of me...anyone know if that was ever published online? It's page 66).

      It's worth reading, if anyone can find it. I'd re-publish it here, but Mr. Ellison would undoubtedly be a bit miffed at me :) not to mention it's an awful lot of typing, 5000 words +

      SB

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    6. Re:Non-consensual porn. by Rimbo · · Score: 1

      Japan is a good place to start if you're into that sort of thing, you deranged cunt pustule.

    7. Re:Non-consensual porn. by Rimbo · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Off-topic.

      I'm not talking about staged rape porn. The directors and actresses won't be winning Oscars any time soon; you can tell staged from real pretty easily.

      It's not even limited to the "rape" porn; the porn itself may be mundane, like a simple nude photograph, but the subject is NOT there because she wants to be. She is a kidnapping victim, the sister of a loan shark's debtor, or a "product" of the booming child slavery trade.

    8. Re:Non-consensual porn. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If it looks like murder, it probably is.

      If it looks like a terminator, it prbably is.

    9. Re:Non-consensual porn. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well gee, I must be a violent criminal since I love slasher flicks.

      Remember this: Correlation does not equal Causation.

    10. Re:Non-consensual porn. by shadowbearer · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Not my point. Reread what I said.

      Besides;

      What makes you think that this crusade of Ashcroft's is going to differentiate between staged/faked and not? Perhaps you can tell the difference (I doubt it, I've seen some pretty convincing vids, and I'm not a kid by any means nor easily fooled) but what makes you think that the government "researchers" will be able to tell?

      Or that Ashcroft will care? Remember who he is and what he espouses. He wants *all* porn banned. Don't believe that he doesn't, not for one minute. He's not one for half measures.

      The thing is, that what you talk about is already illegal. We don't need more laws concerning *real* rape/murder/child porn, they exist. We don't need another "War on ****" from the Feds, the other ones have been damaging enough. They can continue to enforce existing laws. What this is, really, is election year galloping PR from our AG, trying to convince some segment of the public that he's "doing something" about a topic that disturbs his boss's campaign donaters...

      It's a slippery slope you propose our country to tread...

      SB

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    11. Re:Non-consensual porn. by shadowbearer · · Score: 1

      Oh, I understand that. Reread what I said; that I don't really believe there is a general causative link. However, if you could read what Harlan wrote, you might find that for some people, there is.

      I did not imply that it was general; only that I read something that made me think that causative links for some *do* exist (and you can't deny that, either). Note what I said: "and how the most violent segment of inmates just loved the slash flics."

      I just threw that comment out as a comment of my own about something that I'd read that I found profoundly disturbing (to my worldview, which is that violent movies do not cause violence in kids); you see, I also read the other views, and often they have good points.

      Sigh. Apparently the article is not online. The whole article was not just about that - in fact it was part of a diatribe concerning violence in film being not art vs. art (concerning Ken Russell's works vis'vis Shelley) ...

      Perhaps I should not have posted at all unless I typed the relevant paragraphs of Ellison's article. But as I said, he'd undoubtedly be pissed at me, given his recent history; especially when I'd have had to post the whole thing to really bring it's relevance into focus. I am hoping that someone can find the article online (if it exists) it really is a good read.

      My wrists hurt. Enough typing for now.

      SB

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    12. Re:Non-consensual porn. by Rimbo · · Score: 1

      Oh, so you can make someone look like a believable (emphasis on believable) Terminator using a small camcorder and no editing equipment? Riiiiiiiight. That'd be a nice trick.

    13. Re:Non-consensual porn. by Rimbo · · Score: 1

      Can you respond with something other than, "reread what I wrote?" I just re-read it three times, and for the life of me I can't see the relevance of what you posted to my original post.

      You're contrasting the USA's acceptance of violence with its Puritanical rejection of sexuality, right?

      I'm talking about girls in porn who have no business being in it, because they are underage or are forced to participate.

      The main reason pornographers are scared and panicking is because they've been burned before by young girls who lied about their age -- see Traci Lords.

      These are the cases that will be brought to trial. This is a GOOD thing.

    14. Re:Non-consensual porn. by nitemayr · · Score: 1

      Y'know, I'm just not sure that will be the case. I mean, the DOJ has had such great success prosecuting these same unsavory folks using rico and drug enforcement laws, right? No, I imagine they will go after the larger more "legit" porn producers first, as an example. Remember who you are saying is producing this already illegal porn...criminals. These guys are professional law breakers who have avoided being caught already. This new charge on porn (not really new) is likely to have a chilling effect on the media and the porn world as a whole. See the past few months in the American Media for proof.

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    15. Re:Non-consensual porn. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've gotta say I've looked at quite a lot of nonconsensual porn - rape fantasy, etc - and it has always been fairly obviously staged. Which is just fine by me. I'm not sure where you're finding this stuff (and I really don't want to know, if it is in fact real) but I don't think it's particularly common. And I wonder if you're not simply being fooled - it doesn't actually require that great an actor to simulate distress.

      On the other hand I've thankfully never come across child porn either, and while I don't think it's common, I do certainly believe it exists. So perhaps I'm just missing this stuff.

      If you see something you feel is real documentary evidence of rape or coercion, you should report it. There are anonymous methods by which you can do so.

    16. Re:Non-consensual porn. by shostiru · · Score: 1
      So, either:

      a "large portion" of a multi-billion dollar, heavily regulated industry with extensive record-keeping and age validation requirements is engaged in a criminal conspiracy of kidnapping and rape, and absolutely nobody in the industry has come forward to law enforcement or the media to speak about it despite the fact that much of this would be captured on camera (your theory)

      or

      Out of the endless stream of people willing to do "heavy" porn for money, some of them are good enough to do what B- and C-movie actors do every day, i.e., portray fear and humiliation well enough not to interrupt some people's suspension of disbelief ... and even then, they occasionally need to look off camera for direction or to make sure they aren't screwing up (my theory)

      Hmm. I think I'll stick with my theory, it requires less tinfoil.

      It's just cheaper (not to mention less dangerous) to follow the law, and producers aren't going to waste money and risk disaster for no good reason. So yes, the "rape porn" is fake (why do it any other way?), the "hidden cam" stuff often isn't (a cheap camera and some fresh talent and you've got "hidden cam" porn), and the amateurs are plenty willing but not always what I'd call amateurs.

      Desperation, exploitation, and people trading their self-respect for cash? That I'll believe. Industry-wide conspiracy, I don't. Of course, if you have any evidence to the contrary, other than having been convinced by bad plots and marketing, please present it to us ... or better yet your local law enforcement officer.

      (sheesh! next thing you'll be telling us that your mom seduced by that horrible MILF Hunter).

    17. Re:Non-consensual porn. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Japan is a good place to start if you're into that sort of thing, you deranged cunt pustule.

      But you said...

      But there's a large portion I see where the subjects are clearly not volunteers.

      So you see a large amount of this stuff, then call other people names because of it?

    18. Re:Non-consensual porn. by lorcha · · Score: 1
      "Amateurs" who don't look willing. You may not see a gun in the picture, but the girl keeps nervously looking at someone off-camera, instead of enjoying her hot dog.
      Don't confuse rape with lousy acting and no rehersals.
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    19. Re:Non-consensual porn. by Rimbo · · Score: 1

      "So you see a large amount of this stuff, then call other people names because of it?"

      Like I said, the stuff where the people aren't volunteers isn't necessarily "rape porn." It IS rape, but it's not advertised as such. For example, lots of the amateur porn is actually done without the subjects' consent -- "hidden video" and that sort of thing. I see this stuff listed on the porn sites, but I don't care to watch it.

    20. Re:Non-consensual porn. by Rimbo · · Score: 1

      "Desperation, exploitation, and people trading their self-respect for cash? That I'll believe. Industry-wide conspiracy, I don't. Of course, if you have any evidence to the contrary, other than having been convinced by bad plots and marketing, please present it to us ... or better yet your local law enforcement officer."

      Who said anything about industry-wide conspiracy? I did not make the arguments you addressed.

      In particular I said: "Most of what I see is fine, if filthy. But there's a large portion I see where the subjects are clearly not volunteers." Let me clarify: Greater than at least 90% of what I see is fine.

      There are plenty of examples where the participants are not volunteers -- and I'm not talking about "rape porn" necessarily. I'm talking about more ordinary porn, where "amateurs" are filmed without their knowledge, or are forced to be filmed. It may not be sold as "rape porn," but it's a form of rape.

      The "Hidden Video" stuff in particular is suspect. I'm not saying we should oust voyeur stuff entirely; it's perfectly possible to do voyeurism legally and with people who are volunteers. But how many of these sites involve hidden cameras where people don't know they're being filmed? That's illegal, wrong, and shouldn't be available.

      I should add that I don't see this with most major American sites; it's the small, amateurish operations -- especially those in Asia or based out of the Caribbean -- that seem to have problems.

    21. Re:Non-consensual porn. by Rakarra · · Score: 1
      Oh, so you can make someone look like a believable (emphasis on believable) Terminator using a small camcorder and no editing equipment? Riiiiiiiight. That'd be a nice trick.

      It's not hard to do. Just don't start ripping off flesh or try liquid metal effects. Robert Patrick made a very convincing terminator even when he wasn't morphing.. it was the way he moved and the way he acted that added the real menace and made you think "there's something not quite human about that guy.." (something I think the evil terminator in T3 really lacked).

      It's like Starship Troopers 2 which had effects on par with Starship Troopers 1, yet cost $3 - $6 million to make as opposed to $100+ million. The sequel had only a couple effects shots, and the rest of the movie didn't need much touchup.

    22. Re:Non-consensual porn. by Rimbo · · Score: 1
      Robert Patrick made a very convincing terminator even when he wasn't morphing.. it was the way he moved and the way he acted that added the real menace and made you think "there's something not quite human about that guy.." (something I think the evil terminator in T3 really lacked).


      I agree; I remember that it was his acting, even more than the special effects, that made him such a great Terminator. He was better than both the gorgeous blonde in T3 and Arnold in the first Terminator; Arnold is just too darn likable to make a believable bad guy.

      The kind of acting it takes to make a believable Terminator is even harder to find than the money for effects and the director's skill. Look at all of the horrid action movies that litter the aisles of your local Blockbuster, compared to the few that are really good.

      Porn is no more likely to find truly great acting talent than Hollywood. Which is why I say that "if [the rape] looks real, it probably is."

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  147. A problem in ethics by Michael+Woodhams · · Score: 2, Insightful

    There is an interesting problem in ethics that arises from the pornography debate (and some other debates also.)

    Assume for the sake of the argument that it is proven that use some kind of pornography leads people to behave in ways that damage others. (E.g. by watching violent pornography, men become more likely to commit rape.) Furthermore, assume that there is no damage involved in the production of the material (E.g. they are filming simulated rapes, not real ones.)

    Is this grounds for banning that type of pornography?

    The Utilitarian argument: Availability of this material provides entertainment, which is good. It leads to more rapes which is bad. The badness of the rapes very heavily outweighs the goodness of the entertainment, so overall we are much better off to ban the pornography.

    The Libertarian argument: Everyone is responsible for their own actions. If a man commits rape, he is 100% responsible for having done so, whether or not he has watched violent porn. It is unjust to prevent one person from choosing to use this porn because its availability might lead some other person to choose to commit a crime.

    (I personally would argue for a middle ground between these extremes, but here I'm more interested in presenting the issues than in arguing for a particular resolution.)

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    1. Re:A problem in ethics by bnenning · · Score: 1

      The Utilitarian argument: Availability of this material provides entertainment, which is good. It leads to more rapes which is bad. The badness of the rapes very heavily outweighs the goodness of the entertainment, so overall we are much better off to ban the pornography.


      But porn can never be eliminated completely, and enforcement imposes costs both in dollars and in loss of freedom. The ban can only be justified in utilitarian terms if the decrease in harm is greater than the increase in costs. This is pretty clearly not true in the War on Drugs, and a ban on porn would likely fare even worse given that it can be distributed with near-zero marginal cost.

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    2. Re:A problem in ethics by Michael+Woodhams · · Score: 2, Insightful

      This is a sub-issue, although an interesting one. The utilitarian argument requires a cost-benefit analysis, so we need to assign weights to the various costs and benefits, such as rape, entertainment and enforcement effort (which at least can be measured in dollars). How much weight we assign to these is highly debatable.

      "But porn can never be eliminated completely" is not a valid argument to not attempt to eliminate some. There is likely to be a law of deminishing returns: if $X eliminates half of porn, $2X will eliminate three quarters, $3X will eliminate seven eights, etc. The more we spend, the less porn we remove per dollar.

      The utilitarian approach would identify an optimum level of effort at repression, beyond which the cost would exceed the benefit.

      You're arguing in utilitarian terms: that banning porn costs more than it gains. I'm more interested in the utilitarian/libertarian contrast: *if* somehow the cost of banning porn was cheap enough to be justified from a utilitarian point of view, should we do it? (Or alternatively if the cost of non-banning is increased. Your arguments apply equally to child porn.)

      The real issue is how we value freedom. A utilitarian could set the value of freedom somewhere between zero and comparable to the other elements in the equation. A libertarian sets the value very high.

      Libertarians should also consider the fact that freedoms can collide - what about the freedom to walk through a park at night without fear of being raped?

      To wrap up: Rights/freedoms always have the potential to come into conflict. Anyone who insists that one particular right or freedom overrides all others is a dangerous fanatic. The boundaries between rights will always be somewhat arbitrary, but they must still be drawn.

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    3. Re:A problem in ethics by bnenning · · Score: 1

      The utilitarian approach would identify an optimum level of effort at repression, beyond which the cost would exceed the benefit.

      Agreed. I just wanted to point out that "we'd be better off without porn" isn't a sufficient argument even if true.

      The real issue is how we value freedom. A utilitarian could set the value of freedom somewhere between zero and comparable to the other elements in the equation. A libertarian sets the value very high.

      Exactly. As a libertarian-leaning Republican, I would go with a high (though certainly not infinite) value. This is partially because I believe the potential harm from too much government power is much worse than the harm from inaction, so erring on the side of freedom in a specific case may actually be best in the long term.

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    4. Re:A problem in ethics by Kiryat+Malachi · · Score: 1

      What if we prove that porn leads people to be less likely to, e.g., rape?

      Do we then mandate that all men must watch their daily dose of Katja Kean getting her daily dose?

      What a world it would be...

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    5. Re:A problem in ethics by Steve+B · · Score: 1
      Libertarians should also consider the fact that freedoms can collide - what about the freedom to walk through a park at night without fear of being raped?

      This is a false dilemma, since it fallaciously exclused other means to that end (e.g. suppression of crime by armed citizens and law enforcement).

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  148. Pornophobic by Ender77 · · Score: 2, Funny

    See. This is what happens when your whole family walks in your room and catches you jacking off with a porno mag when your a teenager. You get emotionally scarred for life and grow up to be a pornophobic Attorney General.

  149. The Meese Commission Revisited by base_chakra · · Score: 1

    Although the article doesn't mention it, Ashcroft has praised the Meese Commission's attempt to "free" the US from pornography during the Reagan administration, despite the fact that it failed miserably.

    The sociologists and other experts commissioned to study the sociological effects of pornography submitted a report that the administration didn't like at all: basically, it said that there's no causal link between porn and violent crime (sexual or otherwise), and that pornography is a good thing in general.

    Ashcroft admires Meese, of course, and has called him a defender of 'liberty.' Just another example of the modern American trend consistently to refer to the retraction of civil liberties as the definition of the defense of freedom.

  150. Total joke by t_allardyce · · Score: 3, Insightful

    So let me get this straight, John Ashcroft, whos never even seen a woman penetrating herself with the local prize winning giant cucumber, wants to tie up who knows how many police, fbi agents and judges pursuing a massive 'war' on pornography so that thousends of people can join prisioners from the 'war on drugs' and the 'war on terrorism'? Actually this is a great idea, now the police that would otherwise be busting 12 year-olds for downloading music will be doing something else and im sure the porn industry outside america will be delighted with the news! btw europe is laughing at you guys, you cant even swear on tv!!? you cant even show 1 nipple?!?! land of freedom? dont make me piss myself!

    er 50 quid says blair or the eu will follow with their own draconian war on porn within 6 months :(

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    1. Re:Total joke by Alcohol+Fueled · · Score: 1

      Yeah, its sad, isn't it? We spout about being the "land of the free", but we're really not. At the rate things are going now, we'll all soon be treated like prisoners in some kind of camp. And I don't get why we can't swear on TV. People swear everywhere in real life. Everyone has heard every dirty word there is. But, oddly enough.. I did notice something. I was watching TNT one night, sometime after 11pm, and there was actual SWEARING! "Shit" was said!

      And lol, Blair will follow with Bush, while everyone else gives us the big ol' "fuck you, dumbasses" that our president has made everyone give us. There should be a war on something, alright. A war on getting Blair's head out of Bush's ass.

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      Ah am not a crook! (\(-__-)/)
    2. Re:Total joke by Inda · · Score: 1

      Blair might be a lot of things but stupid is not one of them.

      We move forwards in the UK not backwards. I cannot see the UK's attitude to porn changing in line with the US. We will continue to relax our attitude as we have been doing for the last 50 years.

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      This post contains benzene, nitrosamines, formaldehyde and hydrogen cyanide.
  151. Seems to be getting out fo control by hawado · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I remember a recent article on the BBC web site that covered the topic of American sensitivity to sex etc compared to other countries. I can't find the link right now but it was an interesting third party insight.
    I really don't know what to say about this. It appears to me, IMHO, things will not get better or freer(sp) in the United States until the bible thumping nut jobs y'all vote in, or let steal elections, are put safely back into the padded rooms from whence they came.
    Over the last few weeks here on /. I have been given more reasons to be proud to be a Canadian than I have had in my whole life. We are not flag wavers or Anthem singers, but damn, we sure use our heads when it comes to sensibility.
    I am not nocking the United States, where would the world be without you guys? Oh yeh.... nevermind...

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  152. Those were the days by DaveAtFraud · · Score: 1

    Hmmm. Heavy breathing using morse code. Tricky but *so* kinky.

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    They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither safety nor liberty.
    Ben
  153. Government + Religion = Taliban by HangingChad · · Score: 1
    Whether it's the Muslim Taliban or Christian Taliban it's all the same. Ironic the religious right can't see it in the same terms.

    Although it's not fair to color them all with the same mental crayon. I have friends in that community and they're good people, conservative but tolerant of those with different beliefs. But if push came to shove, they'd go along with the religious right trying to legislate their agenda.

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    That's our life, the big wheel of shit. - The Fat Man, Blue Tango Salvage
    1. Re:Government + Religion = Taliban by superyooser · · Score: 1
      Correction: Oligarchs + Wahabism = Taliban

      This country was very much founded on religion. Here are a few quotes.

      "The religion which has introduced civil liberty is the religion of Christ and His Apostles.... This is genuine Christianity and to this we owe our free constitutions of government." - Noah Webster, _History of the United States_, 1832, public school textbook

      "It is impossible to govern without God and the Bible." - George Washington

      "Do not let any one claim to be a true American if they ever attempt to remove religion from politics." - George Washington

      "Providence has given to our people the choice of their rulers, and it is the duty as well as the privilege and interest of our Christian nation to select and prefer Christians for their rulers." - John Jay, First Chief Justice of the U.S. Supreme Court

      "The Christian Religion, in its purity, is the basis and the source of all genuine freedom in government." - James Madison, "Father of the Constitution" and 4th U.S. President

    2. Re:Government + Religion = Taliban by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      Since your so fond of quoting the founding fathers...

      John Adams
      "Twenty times in the course of my late reading, have I been upon the point of breaking out, 'this would be the best of all possible worlds, if there were no religion in it.'"

      "The government of the United States is not in any sense founded on the Christian religion."(Treaty of Tripoli, signed by)

      Thomas Jefferson
      "Question with boldness even the existence of a god."

      "The legitimate powers of government extend to such acts only as are injurious to others. But it does me no injury for my neighbor to say there are twenty gods, or no god. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg. . . ."

      " have examined all the known superstitions of the world, and I do not find in our particular superstition of Christianity one redeeming feature. They are all alike founded on fables and mythology. Millions of innocent men, women and children, since the introduction of Christianity, have been burnt, tortured, fined and imprisoned. What has been the effect of this coercion? To make one half the world fools and the other half hypocrites; to support roguery and error all over the earth."

      "Christianity...(has become) the most perverted system that ever shone on man. ...Rogueries, absurdities and untruths were perpetrated upon the teachings of Jesus by a large band of dupes and importers led by Paul, the first great corrupter of the teaching of Jesus."

      "Our civil rights have no dependence on our religious opinions, more than on our opinions in physics and geometry. . . ."

      James Madison
      "The civil rights of none shall be abridged on account of religious belief or worship, nor shall any national religion be established, nor shall the full and equal rights of conscience be in any manner, or on any pretence, infringed."

      "Religion and government will both exist in greater purity, the less they are mixed together."

      "What influence in fact have Christian ecclesiastical establishments had on civil society? In many instances they have been upholding the thrones of political tyranny. In no instance have they been seen as the guardians of the liberties of the people. Rulers who wished to subvert the public liberty have found in the clergy convenient auxiliaries. A just government, instituted to secure and perpetuate liberty, does not need the clergy."

      George Washington
      "[Every man] ought to be protected in worshipping the Deity according to the dictates of his own conscience."

      Benjamin Franklin
      "When a Religion is good, I conceive it will support itself; and when it does not support itself, and God does not take care to support it so that its Professors are obliged to call for help of the Civil Power, it is a sign, I apprehend, of its being a bad one."


      There are many, MANY more.

  154. Add this to the war on... by Kozar_The_Malignant · · Score: 1
    • Prostitution
    • Poverty
    • Aids
    • Terrorism
    • Spam
    • Wellfare fraud
    • Corporate corruption
    and all with the same level of success. And here I thought that the Bushites were all in favor of free-market capitalism. Silly me.
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    Some mornings it's hardly worth chewing through the restraints to get out of bed.
    1. Re:Add this to the war on... by dedalus2000 · · Score: 1

      No, they were never in favor of free-market capitalism just corporatisation and supply side recession. Oops.. I mean economics.

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    2. Re:Add this to the war on... by Trepalium · · Score: 1

      You lie! There's never been a war on corporate corruption!

      --
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  155. Whawhawaht?! by Cyno01 · · Score: 1
    Ashcroft, a religious man who does not drink alcohol or caffeine, smoke, gamble or dance...
    The man doesn't dance either? Quick, somebody get Kevin Bacon!
    --
    "Sic Semper Tyrannosaurus Rex."
  156. That's not a dot on her head... by Roofus · · Score: 1

    ...that's a third nipple!

  157. Another reason for a federal law book by Nice2Cats · · Score: 2, Interesting
    This is another example of how the 18th century American legal system has become a liability to the whole country.

    Ashcroft is going take the tax payer's money and try to assault the First in court again, which the U.S. justice system will let him do over and over again for ever. In countries where these things are handled by laws that are set down in books, he wouldn't even get to court until the legislative changed the law itself -- and fat chance lawmakers would be caught debating pornography at a time when U.S. combat deaths in Iraq are climbing to at least a dozen a day. The War against Terrorism can't be too pressing if Ashcroft can take time off to push his puritan agenda.

    The whole SCO-farce has shown how bad the U.S. legal system is for companies and customers -- IBM and RedHat will still be in court years after German judges bitch-slapped SCO so loud it resonated all the way back to Utah. Ashcroft is demonstrating why the current U.S. system cannot protect the individual's rights adequately. Not that this could surprise anybody after parts of Cuba were turned into Bush's private holding pens, to the horror of the rest of the civilized world but with the go-ahead of U.S. courts...

    Time to admit that the system is beyond fixing, time to admit that case-based law needs to be dumped where all those other countries have already put it: On the scrap heap. Other countries don't have to go through this kind of crap, and there is no reason we should have to, either.

  158. They should ban disney... by Cyno01 · · Score: 1

    Donald never has pants on! The pervert...

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    "Sic Semper Tyrannosaurus Rex."
    1. Re:They should ban disney... by Darby · · Score: 1

      They should ban disney... Donald never has pants on! The pervert.

      The truly scary thing is that this actually happened in some of the bible-belt states. For just that reason.

    2. Re:They should ban disney... by Un+pobre+guey · · Score: 1

      Hey! When I was about 4, Daisy was one of my favorite lingerie models.

  159. Re:I've never understood why sex is taboo in the U by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In fact, he lost his last election to a dead man. I can't think of a weaker mandate than that.

  160. Re:I've never understood why sex is taboo in the U by kale77in · · Score: 2, Interesting
    ...Taliban killjoys...

    The 'Puritan conspiracy' theory (us vs. them) is less useful here than the 'Alcohol analogy', IMHO. Alcohol can be consumed legally in moderation, but extreme use needs to be policed precisely becuase it is an addictive substance: it interferes with the end user's ability to self-regulate its use.

    In the case of pr0n, people get addicted to the 'hyperreal' (ie. exageratedly artificial) presentation of sex, and it undermines their relationships with others (who can become permanently objectified), their self-esteem, and their bank balance. (Wo, nearly thought I mistyped 'bonk balance' for a minute there... but if their capacity for relationships suffers, then that's a point as well.)

    For these kind of reasons, bars in the western world are not legally allowed to sell alcohol to someone who is drunk. When will the pr0n conglomerates take similar reponsibility for their 'customers' (if they wish to use the term with any credibility at all)?

  161. Oxymorons by GojiraDeMonstah · · Score: 1
    The whole article is reminiscent of the war on drugs. In both cases, the problem will never go away as long as people want whatever contraband is being produced. Added to this are wasted tax dollars (the DEA's budget, for instance), the human toll of the thousands behind bars for victimless crimes, clogging the court system, etc., etc.

    Especially agrivating is that it seems like these people know it's a lost cause. From the article:
    Oosterbaan said the department is employing much the same strategy this time, targeting not only some of the most egregious hard-core porn but also more conventional material, in an effort "to be as effective as possible." "I can't possibly put it all away," he said. "Results are what we want."
    So what results are those? Making porn produced by US companies slightly more expensive or difficult to get ahold of during an election year? Putting more people in jail? What does he think the net effect of his labors will be 5, 10, 50 years down the road? He says it himself, that he's trying the same tactics that have failed in the past, and that he knows they'll fail this time too. Except for those mystery results he's counting on.

    It's hard to even get steamed up enough to care about, it's so asinine. If it weren't for the tragic waste...
    --
    "Stop throwing the Constitution in my face, it's just a goddamned piece of paper!" - George W. Bush Nov. 2005
    1. Re:Oxymorons by SmurfButcher+Bob · · Score: 1

      No, no no... you've got it all wrong.

      Step 1: Collect porn makers.
      Step 2: ?
      Step 3: Profit!

      --

      help me i've cloned myself and can't remember which one I am

  162. Anonymity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I recall my father telling me when I was very young that when I grew up and had my own house I could do what I wanted in it as long as I didn't deliberately hurt anyone. Now Asscroft is saying I can't, just because HE doesn't. 'he' is capitalized because obviously HE think's HE's Jesus or something and HE needs to save US from OURselves.

    'He who would sacrifice essential liberty for temporary safety deserves neither' -- B.F. (or something just like that)

  163. Only Extreme? by SeinJunkie · · Score: 5, Funny

    If your job was to surf for extreme porn all day, is it still considered slacking if your boss catches you browsing softcore?

    1. Re:Only Extreme? by The+Unabageler · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I was employed by a pr0n company for 4 years, writing and maintaining the members area software and the affiliate system software. so, surfing our members area was definately a large part of my job.

      It's overrated.

      --
      perl -e '$_="\007/4`\cp%2,".chr(127);s/./"\"\\c$&\""/gees; print'
    2. Re:Only Extreme? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      what kind of text reader do you use ?

    3. Re:Only Extreme? by mrlsd · · Score: 1

      No, it's only considered slacking if your boss catches you reading Slashdot.

  164. Humm, time to call Childrens Services by BrookHarty · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Either way, Nguyen, father of a 2-year-old girl, and his co-workers spend their days scouring the Internet for the most obscene material, following leads sent in by citizens and tracking pornographers operating under different names. The job wears on them all, day after day, so much so that the obscenity division has recently set up in-house counseling for them to talk about what they're seeing and how it is affecting them.

    Time to call Childrens Services, Nyuyen surfs porn all day, he must be an unfit parent. Take his child away.

    The knife cuts both ways, go after the puppets in government with the same tactics. This is why you triple check your IRS reportings, and make sure that girl you making home sex tapes is over 18.

    The right wing controlled Government will go after you with all its powers, and any little law can be used against you. Fight back with the legal system, they will use it against you. (A man sued a judge in montana, the judge classified him as a terrorist.) (A gay couple has to fight all the way to the supreme court to fight for their right to be gay. You can thank Texas.)

    The legal system is neither just nor fair. The hardcore religious faction is on par with the Taliban, they just use the courts instead of violence. The voilence comes after you loose in court, while you are being handcuffed and thrown in a cell.

    So remember folks, BUSH is pulling the FBI off terrorism to fight PORN. PORN didnt bomb the trade towers on 911.

    1. Re:Humm, time to call Childrens Services by Idarubicin · · Score: 2, Interesting
      So remember folks, BUSH is pulling the FBI off terrorism to fight PORN. PORN didnt bomb the trade towers on 911.

      Saddam Hussein didn't bomb the World Trade Center, either, but look what happened to him. And notice that a majority of Americans still believe that he was involved.

      I wouldn't put it past Ashcroft to persuade the country that Larry Flynt is a terrorist. Remember those moronic ads that tried to link terrorism to drug use? You think Ashcroft won't try a stunt in the same vein to go after porn?

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      ~Idarubicin
    2. Re:Humm, time to call Childrens Services by Alcohol+Fueled · · Score: 1

      Shiiiit. I think Ashcroft would try any stunt he could if he thought it would work. After all, who would stop him?

      --
      Ah am not a crook! (\(-__-)/)
  165. Re:I've never understood why sex is taboo in the U by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I realize you are flame-baiting but I'll answer your question anyway.

    Sex outside marriage is wrong, and sex in and of itself is a sacred act, the use of which God set strict rules for. Pornography may encourage violation of these rules while portraying no consequences. The hard truth of the matter is that while everyone can choose whatever they want to do, NO ONE can choose the consequences of their actions, and that is one thing that porn (and a bunch of other trash in the media) fails to portray. That is one reason why some of us are all-too-happy to see porn attacked, because we are tired of the lies, the filth, and the scourge that it places over society.

    Sex within marriage is the only acceptable way to practice sex. Anything or anyone who suggests otherwise is deceived.

  166. And don't forget... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... the Bible was written by people too. In some cases (King James Bible), people with agendas.

  167. cf. Bush's broadband initiative by bat,+blind+as+a · · Score: 5, Funny

    Bush wants everyone to have broadband. The DoJ wants to rid the internet of porn. I don't think the left hand knows what the right hand is doing. (no pun intended - well, ok, it is)

  168. outsourced porn stars found here: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://www.indiansex4u.com
    http://www.desibaba.co m

  169. Puritanical Websites by Anarcho-Goth · · Score: 1

    Americans are fucking schizophrenic, and it's only getting worse. This Puritanical neoconservatism is really, truly dangerous.

    Don't read their websites unless you don't need to sleep tonight. After the FCC ruled that you can use "The F Word" as long as you are not using it to describe copulation, the AFA had a letter writting campaign that has now but a stranglehold on talk radio.

    They also lead a letter writting campaign for Jane'ts Boobie. I heard that there were 40 Thousand letters complaining about that sent to CBS. What was a lot less publicized was that they received ten times as many letters complaining about their refusal to show the moveon.org ad.

    So maybe there are more people against censorship than for it, but the mainstream liberal media isn't reporting it?

    --
    I hate Liberals and Conservatives.
    If you are a Liberal or a Conservative, then HAVE A NICE DAY!
    Courage.
    1. Re:Puritanical Websites by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm just curious about your characterization of the media as being 'mainstream liberal', and offering as evidence their willingness to report on the number of letters they got from fundamentalist christians complaining about their programming, rather than the number of liberals wanting bushin30seconds aired.

      Isn't this backward? They allow the ultra-conservative christian right to influence their content, and ignore the anti-Bush folks, despite the fact that the latter sent an order of magnitude more letters?

      To me, that suggests a bias in favor of conservatism, not liberalism. And this is nothing new. The press tried their best to lynch Clinton over the Lewinsky scandal. But Bush's encroachment on rights? Unbiased coverage of the war in Iraq? These issues get little or no coverage. It appears that the issues liberals care about are ignored more than those conservatives care about. Suggesting a conservative bias, if anything.

      In reality, though, sex sells better than politics. It seems to me that the media simply knows this. People love sex and they love guilt. It's like those wankers that used to post flames on alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.* after they went to the trouble of a) learning how to read news b) figuring out how to uudecode and c) actually looking at the pics. It's completely clear that they were guilty of exactly the crimes they were accusing others of.

      The mob is the same (and I use the term in Roman context). Fickle. We masturbate to porn and then publically ridicule others for the same offense, in public, no less. I remember, in junior high, guys would constantly make fun of each other for wacking it, and everyone would declare that they themselves were innocent of such debauchery. Or popping pimples, same thing. But as we all know now, all teenagers both masturbate and pop pimples. So too with porn.

  170. SCO is one thing, but our pr0n? by spacecowboy420 · · Score: 1

    Yeah, the great unwashed are up in arms about SCO trying to hijack our OS, but fuck with our porn and they all will be lined up along the walls. I guess they missed Real Time when Ol' Bill pointed out terrorism is probably the result of sexually frustrated Arabs. Could you imagine what would happen to SCO if we didn't have porn for our release? I would feel sorry for Utah and Asskraft.

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    ymmv
  171. Re:I've never understood why sex is taboo in the U by jfengel · · Score: 0

    Yeah, but both the man who appointed him was elected (as were the hundred people, mostly men, who confirmed the appointment). And according to the latest polls, it appears that the electorate is willing to re-elect the President.

    So yeah, Ashcroft does come from the people, even if he wasn't directly elected. When the original poster refers to "these strict politicians", he means Bush and the 50+ Republican members of the Senate.

    Footnote: Yes, Bush was elected. It was a close election, and the rules were followed to determine the winner. I'm not happy about the result, and I'm not happy about the rules, but we still have the rule of law in this country. When the divisions are that closely drawn, the result will always be unpleasant.

  172. reason.com by crackshoe · · Score: 1

    This same topic is on the cover of reason magazine (from the past few days) most recent issue. check it. www.reason.com . No, i'm not a corporate shill. just pointing out another news source. ::rolls around in ill gotten gains::. mauahahahaha

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    1. Re:reason.com by paroneayea · · Score: 1

      If you ARE attempting to get slashdotted, and you DO, you won't be getting many gains to roll around in.... unless you like rolling on bills, of the non-dollar kind.

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    2. Re:reason.com by crackshoe · · Score: 1

      naw. i'm really not affiliated with reason, or a corporate shill (although i wouldn't mind). so i have neither bills nor bills. boo/yay, respectively.

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  173. Porn invades our homes? by superdude72 · · Score: 0
    I like this quote from a speech Ashcroft made in 2002:
    Pornography "invades our homes persistently though the mail, phone, VCR, cable TV and the Internet."

    OK, so I could do without the penis-enlargement spam. But how does porn "invade" your VCR?

    Is it like this: "Aaaaaagh! How'd that porn get in my VCR? Go back to the shadow, foul tempter!"

    Similarly, I've never received unsolicited porn in the mail or over the phone. My chief problem with cable TV is that the porn is so lame. Late-night movies on USA are the worst, because they edit out the good parts. Just when the chick is about to get naked, they cut to the next scene where the chick is lying in bed with the covers over her. Hey! WTF? Maybe someone will do something about this when we get a Democrat in the White House and appoint Howard Stern chairman of the FCC.

  174. The difference between Reno and Ashcroft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    The difference between Janet Reno and John Ashcroft is the Ashcroft hasn't killed children, yet.

    1. Re:The difference between Reno and Ashcroft by Phillup · · Score: 1

      Of course he has.

      You don't think all of the Afganistan and Iraqi casualties have been adults, do you?

      You don't think he hasn't had some role in this do you?

      And... let's not forget the "prisoners of war" that the Justice Dept. is "taking care of". Not all of them are adults either...

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      --Phillip

      Can you say BIRTH TAX
    2. Re:The difference between Reno and Ashcroft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No. He locks them up, and his cronies poisins them slowly.

    3. Re:The difference between Reno and Ashcroft by PurpleFloyd · · Score: 1
      Oh joy, another conservative brings up Waco as an example of why things are so much better under Ashcroft than under Reno. Here's a hint for you: Waco consisted of fuckups from the top level (AG's office) to the troops on the ground going in with lethal weapons. Janet Reno isn't wholly responsible for the unfortunate outcome of a joint operation between the FBI, DoJ and BATF. Unless she was on the radio to the troops telling them to shoot children and use tanks or was there with an M60 cackling madly as she mowed down innocent kids, she isn't solely responsible for the massive fuckups at Waco. Disasters of that magnitude require incompetence all down the line, not just evil at the top.

      Ashcroft's actions, on the other hand, are directly attributable to him and the DoJ which he controls. Spending your money to cover up a statue of Justice? All him. Planning to divert investigators and money to the War on Porn? All him. Changing the USA PATRIOT act from something requesting a slight expansion of powers into the current abomination only a few minutes before the vote? He was probably in on that, too. Reno wasn't a model AG, but Ashcroft is the one using the office to push his morality on others and expand federal power.

      --

      That's it. I'm no longer part of Team Sanity.
    4. Re:The difference between Reno and Ashcroft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You forgot to mention that Ashcroft has done nothing about the traitor in the white house. He investigated, but then recused himself. Now, nothing has been done.W. is beyond a doubt one of the most corrupt admins of all time.

    5. Re:The difference between Reno and Ashcroft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      bhaaaaaaa bhaaaaaaa bhaaaaaaaaa, un-fucking believable you fucking lame ass hat. Believe all the propoganda you get fed at UCB or whereever the fuck you are. Wake up and joing the real world.

    6. Re:The difference between Reno and Ashcroft by Rakarra · · Score: 1
      You don't think all of the Afganistan and Iraqi casualties have been adults, do you?

      You don't think he hasn't had some role in this do you?

      Guilt by association then? Is the Secretary of the Interior responsible too?

    7. Re:The difference between Reno and Ashcroft by Phillup · · Score: 1

      Ashcroft is one of the "puppet masters"... it isn't "association"... he is one of the people telling Bush what to do.

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      --Phillip

      Can you say BIRTH TAX
  175. 70% of Men Age 18-34... by SlashdotOgre · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I heard over the weekend that 70% of American men age 18-34 visit a porn site at least once a month (and I'm guessing the other 30% just don't admit it), so this might be an uphill battle.

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    1. Re:70% of Men Age 18-34... by benchbri · · Score: 1

      Everyone I know that fits that demographic (and most women, but women with pr0n? come on...):

      Are hungover/asleep come voting day

      Don't know/care

      Don't vote because voting is a means to control the populace.

      I'd say the battle isn't as uphill as you would like to think.

  176. Re:The Porn Industry Isn't Going To Just Take It.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Dude, you need to start making campaign contributions. Seriously, they are only going after your industry because they think there won't be repercussions to their bottom-line. Buy a congressman or two, they are surprisingly affordable.

    PS, this is not a joke. Freedom is not free, you gotta pay your toll if you want to keep it.

  177. The law's the law by darylb · · Score: 3, Insightful

    This article provokes a knee-jerk reaction against John Ashcroft, but the man has been quite fair in his carrying out of the laws of the United States, regardless of his personal beliefs. If you don't like anti-porn laws, fine. But then please work on your congressmen to deal with Title 8, Part I, Chapter 71 of the U.S. Code, at a minimum.

    Much of the porn for sale in the United States is being sold solely because law enforcement has looked the other way. Nonetheless, the sale of the stuff routinely violates national, state, and local laws. You can't blame the attorney general when he devotes resources to battling clear violations.

    Personally, if porn is the mark of an enlightened Western society, I'll take a little less enlightenment.

    1. Re:The law's the law by sflory · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Isn't this the same Ashcroft who had some poor Canadian pulled off a plane. (Which was making a stop over in the US.) Deported him to Syria, and told them he's a terrorist. After about a year Syria deported him home, and said they were sure he wasn't.

      http://www.cbc.ca/stories/2002/10/16/arar021016
      http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,109153,00.htm l

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    2. Re:The law's the law by sydb · · Score: 1

      Reading that chapter, I can sympathise with your comment, although the wording is highly subjective:

      Every obscene, lewd, lascivious, indecent, filthy or vile article, matter, thing, device, or substance...

      Just what do those mean?

      Anyway, while I can follow your logic about Ashcroft "upholding the law", I can't follow the logic of your comment about enlightenment. Porn is at the fringes of free speech; if we allow porn to fall outside the fringes then the social cages we live in just got smaller.

      Porn may not appeal to you, but it's "morality" is debatable, unlike the morality of murder or rape. Let's have the boundaries of what's legally acceptable just beyond the debatable, but no further. That way you don't alienate a large chunk of the population.

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      Yours Sincerely, Michael.
    3. Re:The law's the law by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No. Ashcroft is not fair. He pushes his religious right agenda. Its too bad that his recent illness wasn't more serious. I know many good christians who were praying to jesus that god would call ashcroft home. For the good of the country.

      He's the worst thing to happen to this country since Nixon and watergate.

    4. Re:The law's the law by Nimey · · Score: 1
      This article provokes a knee-jerk reaction against John Ashcroft, but the man has been quite fair in his carrying out of the laws of the United States, regardless of his personal beliefs.
      D'you really think his religious beliefs had nothing to do with his attacking Oregon's state law (approved by a majority of Oregon voters) that allows assisted suicide? Suicide is an abomination in the sight of his god, you know.
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    5. Re:The law's the law by HyperCash · · Score: 1

      And one more link. http://www.kuro5hin.org/story/2003/11/5/94852/0804 Does John Ashcroft have a website? Can we googlebomb it with the phrase "fucking terrorist"?

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    6. Re:The law's the law by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nice example of spin put on by Fox news. They don't even touch the fact that he was deported to the wrong country, rather they pretend the outrage is about where the accusations came from.

    7. Re:The law's the law by EzInKy · · Score: 1

      Much of the porn for sale in the United States is being sold solely because law enforcement has looked the other way. Nonetheless, the sale of the stuff routinely violates national, state, and local laws. You can't blame the attorney general when he devotes resources to battling clear violations.

      Ever since the Miller test became the standard very little of the "stuff" violates the law. For a work to be considered obscene it has to appeal to prurient interest, depict sexual conduct in a patently offensive way, and lack any serious literary, artistic, political or scientific value.

      Literary and artistic values are subjective, political can be just about any form of satire, and someone getting a stiffy from viewing patently offensive sexual conduct is in itself of scientific value.

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    8. Re:The law's the law by Steve+B · · Score: 1
      You can't blame the attorney general when he devotes resources to battling clear violations.

      Sure I can. If you are in charge of a law enforcement agency, the setting of priorities and the allocation of resources are a fundamental part of your job. Setting aside all questions about the merits of the porn laws, nobody in his right mind can assert that enforcing them is anywhere near as important as defending civilization against terrorist savages.

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  178. Re:The Porn Industry Isn't Going To Just Take It.. by commodoresloat · · Score: 3, Interesting
    However, until I get arrested, just for exercising my first ammendment right to speech, the speech that I'll be making will be against Bush, Cheyney and Ashcroft.

    It is a sad but inescapable fact of modern America that most of the populace has left the defense of basic first Amendment values to commercial pornographers. I'm glad to hear this guy's voice, but it is disappointing that we aren't hearing many more such voices among Americans who don't make pornography for a living.

  179. This isn't first amendment stuff by fizbin · · Score: 1

    There's a difference between saying "what that man said should put him in prison" and "someone saying these things should not be elected to high political office".

    (Admittedly, the grandparent poster did say "put him in the nuthouse")

  180. Fight back for freedom Come Join the fun-The Movie by NZheretic · · Score: 1

    It's time to show how ridiculous the Neo-Puritan position is in the twentyfirst century.
    Watch, mirror, broadcast and create parodies such as Come Join the Fun!.

  181. Re:The Porn Industry Isn't Going To Just Take It.. by severed · · Score: 2, Informative

    Thanks. Comments like that one help me to feel like I'm not alone. I always tell people that you want your first amendment fights to be in the "fringe" areas like porn... Because when it's in the places where all the "normal good decent" people live, you've got a serious problem, and the games probably already over.

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  182. What it means... by SmurfButcher+Bob · · Score: 1

    ... is that Big Media has demanded an end to innovation on the 'net. Think about what drove most of it (the stuff of merit, at least) up until now... and then consider how much Big Media hates the possibility of innovation by "the great unwashed".

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  183. Re:I've never understood why sex is taboo in the U by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If your wife can't fuck, you're ahem, well, hm FUCKED. Thanks for sexual revolution, we can fuck everything that moves. Hell I like it that way!

  184. Re:I've never understood why sex is taboo in the U by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > Ashcroft (like all cabinet-level officials) was appointed.

    By whom?
    Electected members of parlement^Dsomething-or-other, so they are elected by proxy.

  185. What this is REALLY about... by Flavius+Stilicho · · Score: 3, Insightful

    This isn't a crusade against porn. This is that scumbag Bush and his scumbag friends bitchslapping a $10 billion industry for not contributing to the kickback fund.

    It's obvious that the current administration is in it for as much money as they can get away with stealing. The porn industry would probably do better coughing up a few mil in 'contributions' than it would legal fees incurred fighting the good fight.

    1. Re:What this is REALLY about... by Stavr0 · · Score: 1

      ... and guess what's going to happen when they decide to channel all these kickback funds to the Democrats out of spite ...

    2. Re:What this is REALLY about... by Flavius+Stilicho · · Score: 1

      ... and guess what's going to happen when they decide to channel all these kickback funds to the Democrats out of spite ...

      One can only hope!

  186. The justice departments first move against porn... by blaksaga · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Charge a 15 year old girl for sending nudie pictures of herself to people she met in chatrooms.

  187. Rights Issue by 511pf · · Score: 1

    Americans give less than a shit about their right to free speech or their Fourth Amendment privacy rights. But if you mess with their right to drive an grossly oversized vehicle or watch porn, you're playing with fire.

  188. Bummer. by inode_buddha · · Score: 1

    n/t - see topic. Laugh.

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  189. stupid dang "goody two shoes" USA pollies by diablomonic · · Score: 5, Insightful

    when are these morons going to wake up and realise.. hey, its just a body, in its natural form, doing what its supposed to do, or what it enjoys doing. Oh hang on, their religion is built on crap like "sex is evil, sex is a sin" to keep everyone but the REAL wierdos sinning. Now Im not advocating child pornography, nor anything in which all involved parties have not consented to the action, but really, its 2004 for cripes sake, GET OVER IT ALREADY. if you werent all such prudes, you wouldnt mind explaing to your kids how sex works, without geting all embarrassed. I mean, it is HOW THEY WERE CREATED!!!!!. Note that this rant (and yes I realise it is a bit) is not aimed at all americans, or even the majority of americans(in fact the issue is world wide), just at those people who are too silly to realise a natural human act and desire when they see it. Unfortunately, these can screw it up for everyone else.

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    1. Re:stupid dang "goody two shoes" USA pollies by ControversialPosting · · Score: 5, Insightful

      In a speech in 2002, Ashcroft made it clear that the Justice Department intends to try. He said pornography "invades our homes persistently though the mail, phone, VCR, cable TV and the Internet," and has "strewn its victims from coast to coast."

      "It just keeps coming" Ashcroft continued. "It's everywhere. Pornographic website just keep appearing in your bookmarks. Credit cards fly out of your pocket buying movies on late night when your wife is at the RNC sewing circle. Young hot girls repeatedly spank eachother while giggling and jiggling on videos which jump into your hands at the rental line. Steaming co-eds with possessed toys do the bouncy-bouncy with a group of district attorneys in jail. Make it stop! Make it stop!"

      Ashcroft then broke down into tears and sobbed.

      Why are the champions of decency always the ones who are having problems repressing things? Like Rush Limbaugh's perpetual rants against drug use, or anything done by Eminem? Should we really allow important government policy about sexual freedoms to be formed by a man who doesn't dance?

      BTW, parent is not flamebait. Parent is pointing out that in most other developed nations, we're viewed as highly sexually immature. And really, we are. Our viewpoint on sex is formed more by preconceived notions rather than experience, leaning far more towards an unattainable idealized sex life than a real one. This cultural repression leads to sex being a problem for many, in exactly the same way that binge eating is a problem for dieters, and binge drinking is a problem for people (of every culture) just before the minimum legal age. In this respect America needs to mature.

    2. Re:stupid dang "goody two shoes" USA pollies by Vancorps · · Score: 5, Interesting
      I'd say America has matured but currently there is a big religious movement caused in no small part by 911 and then the problem kept growing from there at the convervative movement gains more and more momentum. This is against the common morals of I dare say most of America. Look at TV over the last say seven years, the stuff that is allowed on broadcast TV has greatly changed, of course, now there is always someone that attempts to go a little further than a group of people are willing to go and you end up with this taking steps backwards that you see cause of the Janet Jackson incident which is considered stupid by a good portion of this population.

      Maybe I give America too much credit but I think its come a long ways since the times when you couldn't even say pregnant on TV.

      Ashcroft needs to wake up that's for sure, I'm not sure that guy knows what country he lives in. Everytime I look at him and look at his policies I think Nazi Germany, the guy scares me more and more because Bush keeps fucking giving him more power, way more power than the attorney general was ever supposed to have.

      I hope this will be a very active election year, last election all of America made the mistake of being apathetic, who'd have thought things would turn this drastic since the two candidates in the last election were more or less the same. America did not elect someone to change things and Bush has sure done a great job of forgetting that.

      Anywho, porn employs a good chunk of us IT people, I'd like Ashcroft to please leave it alone.
    3. Re:stupid dang "goody two shoes" USA pollies by Tyreth · · Score: 1, Interesting
      Oh hang on, their religion is built on crap like "sex is evil, sex is a sin" to keep everyone but the REAL wierdos sinning

      Get a clue. Christianity states that sex is a good thing, and that reproducing is a desire of God. Christianity also states, however, that you are NEVER permitted to sleep with the wife of another man. When you have sex, it is not just a physical thing, but a spiritual binding - "the two become one flesh". This is through the act of sex. Therefore, when a man has sex with a woman who has been with another man, they both commit adultery. There is nothing wrong with sex - you set up a strawman then attack it. The problem is in improper use of it. I don't care what you say - the thought of a man recording his wife (as I heard in one case) act in sex scenes makes me sick and angry.

      The whole porn industry in general makes me angry - a comment which is bound to displease many slashdotters, as I know how popular pornography is. After seeing how immoral it is, I cannot say anything good about it. I saw the deception and manipulation that is involved in getting these women involved in acts of depravity they would never normally agree with.

      But I just had to counter your point. The objections to pornography are nothing to do with thinking sex is evil. Sex should never be a public thing. Sex should never involve multiple men. It should never involve having sex with another man's wife. It is an evil institution that damages the lives of people who participate in it, and those who view it. Unfortunately a transcript for a story I viewed went into detail on this, but is now not available for viewing by the public. So here is a smaller list of reasons why porn is bad for the viewer.

      Of course, when one believes that humans are nothing more than animals, I can offer no argument directly against pornography. But you used the words "created", so you must have some belief in the divine. How many of you porn supporters can honestly say you'd be pleased if your daughter became a porn star, having sex with many different men in her life, for thousands of other men to view?

      I can't see anything laudable, praisworthy, edifying, good, or righteous about pornography. I see instead addiction, obsession, lust, debauchery, insecurity, adultery, betrayel.

    4. Re:stupid dang "goody two shoes" USA pollies by kwoff · · Score: 1

      Uhhuhuhuhhuuhhuhuhuhhuh, uhhuuhuhuhuhuhuhhhuuhuhuhhuhuhuhuhuhhuh, he said "coming".

    5. Re:stupid dang "goody two shoes" USA pollies by JulianOolian · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Parent is pointing out that in most other developed nations, we're viewed as highly sexually immature.

      The perception in most of Europe is that the US has a good appetite for on-screen violence, but gets upset at the slightest bit of sexy flesh.

      Case in point? There's a war on, lots of bad shit going down right there on the TV and no-one bats an eyelid. Then Janet Jackson flashes a bit of tit and hysteria prevails.

      Still, that's puritans for you. :-p

    6. Re:stupid dang "goody two shoes" USA pollies by shadewind · · Score: 1

      A lot of the porn on the net is _not_ natural.

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    7. Re:stupid dang "goody two shoes" USA pollies by Bootsy+Collins · · Score: 5, Insightful

      There is nothing wrong with sex - you set up a strawman then attack it. The problem is in improper use of it. I don't care what you say - the thought of a man recording his wife (as I heard in one case) act in sex scenes makes me sick and angry.

      Sick and angry enough to make it illegal for them to do so, even if that's what they both want to do?

      The whole porn industry in general makes me angry - a comment which is bound to displease many slashdotters, as I know how popular pornography is.

      No, what's popular is the idea of letting people live their own lives without our poking our noses into parts of their lives which aren't any of our business. If you and your wife want to invite a third consenting adult to join you, I may think that's immoral, and I may not want to do it myself; but it's none of my business what you and your wife do.

      Sex should never involve multiple men. It should never involve having sex with another man's wife. It is an evil institution that damages the lives of people who participate in it, and those who view it.

      Those are your opinions. In my opinion, life should not involve slavish belief in an unsubstantiated fairy tale about a hypothetical omnipotent being. And in my opinion, most religions are evil institutions that damage the lives of people who participate in them and interact with them. Those are my opinions. How fortunate for both of us that we live in a place where people are granted the freedom to pursue happiness as they see fit, and we can agree to disagree.

      How many of you porn supporters can honestly say you'd be pleased if your daughter became a porn star, having sex with many different men in her life, for thousands of other men to view?

      I wouldn't be pleased. I wouldn't be pleased if she became a fundamentalist, either. But I'm not about to make either thing illegal. It's her life; it would lose a lot of its meaning if I got to tell her what she could and could not do with it.

    8. Re:stupid dang "goody two shoes" USA pollies by Tyreth · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Those are your opinions. In my opinion, life should not involve slavish belief in an unsubstantiated fairy tale about a hypothetical omnipotent being. And in my opinion, most religions are evil institutions that damage the lives of people who participate in them and interact with them. Those are my opinions. How fortunate for both of us that we live in a place where people are granted the freedom to pursue happiness as they see fit, and we can agree to disagree.

      It's fascinating how all questions on morality boil down to God's existence. With no God, there is no "right" or "wrong". Suddenly everything is neutral. It is then ever so convenient to deny God's existence as an excuse for what you want to excuse, and to then use nonsensical terms like "evil" when you want to appeal to morality, such as when you said most religions are evil institutions. So, which way is it? If you think these organisations are evil, then by what standard or law do you judge them to be evil.

    9. Re:stupid dang "goody two shoes" USA pollies by escallywag · · Score: 1

      Hey biblethumper, I'm not defending porn but when are you and your flock finally going to realize that as long as sex is between consenting adults you, your church, your god and your government have no business there whatsoever ?

    10. Re:stupid dang "goody two shoes" USA pollies by Tyreth · · Score: 1
      Did you make a point here, or did I just miss it? Where did I give you the impression that I think anything between consenting adults is acceptable? Where did you offer an argument to counter that?

      Stop trying to insult me in order to win arguments, and make a point.

    11. Re:stupid dang "goody two shoes" USA pollies by Bootsy+Collins · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It's fascinating how all questions on morality boil down to God's existence.

      They do? I don't think so. What makes you think they do? The fact that I made my (negative) comments about belief? They were included not to make a statement about the basis for morality, but merely to illustrate a point: you, too, might find uncomfortable a world in which others get to decide for you the terms of your life.

      With no God, there is no "right" or "wrong". Suddenly everything is neutral. It is then ever so convenient to deny God's existence as an excuse for what you want to excuse, and to then use nonsensical terms like "evil" when you want to appeal to morality, such as when you said most religions are evil institutions.

      Such terms are not nonsensical at all. The fact that you don't see any basis for right and wrong outside of a belief in a supreme being doesn't mean that other people are similarly hobbled. I'm perfectly capable of judging right or wrong in my life without the threat of eternal hellfire, thank you very much.

      So, which way is it? If you think these organisations are evil, then by what standard or law do you judge them to be evil.

      What standard? My own. The one I've developed over the course of my life's experiences, which I think is mostly internally logically consistent, but ultimately (like all logical systems) is based on some assumptions about what's good and right, assumptions that seem kind and fair and that I can live with. And over the course of my life, through my life's experiences, I sometimes see holes in my logic, or even things which challenge my assumptions; and so my moral sense is refined. But it's something that I've generated, and am constantly re-assessing, for myself. And while external sources of course make and have made an impact on me (to use an extreme example, I'd probably be more likely to think murder was OK if I lived in a society where everyone thought murder was OK), my moral sense doesn't parrot anyone's list of dos and don'ts.

      Surely you're not saying that you can't think of any reason to do the "right thing" in your life other than the threat of eternal punishment, are you?

    12. Re:stupid dang "goody two shoes" USA pollies by pjt33 · · Score: 1
      Sick and angry enough to make it illegal for them to do so, even if that's what they both want to do?
      I wonder whether you saw the news stories a couple of months back about the German cannibal. His defence against a manslaughter charge was that both he and his victim wanted to do it. Just wondering what you think of that defence.
    13. Re:stupid dang "goody two shoes" USA pollies by Bootsy+Collins · · Score: 1

      I wonder whether you saw the news stories a couple of months back about the German cannibal. His defence against a manslaughter charge was that both he and his victim wanted to do it. Just wondering what you think of that defence.

      Yes, I had heard/read about that. To tell you the truth, I don't know what I think of it (presuming, of course, that he's telling the truth; it's not an interesting situation for this discussion if he wasn't, and the victim really hadn't consented).

      On one hand, my personal "ick" factor is very very high with this one. On the other hand, I personally don't think there should be a blanket illegality to suicide; that is, I don't think suicide is always wrong and should always be forbidden, because I think whatever else is true, we own ourselves. Was the victim of sound mind when he made the decision (to die and to be eaten afterwards)? Is it even possible to answer that question completely rationally (that is, can I judge that without my personal "ick" factor creating a bias that no one of sound mind could ever possibly make such a choice)?

      Honestly, I don't know what I think about it. Other than that the whole thing grosses me out of existence, that is.

    14. Re:stupid dang "goody two shoes" USA pollies by Tyreth · · Score: 2, Interesting
      You miss the point, and fail to distinguish between two methods of obtaining true beliefs. One of them is a bad way, the other is good.
      1. Your claim that you are able to determine right and wrong independant from God or the threat of hell is a testimony to your willingness to listen to subjective feelings about good and evil. Since you willingly concede that different people will have different conceptions, then you must also agree that such terms "right" and "wrong" are subjective. And without a God, or a yardstick, such understandings must be fluid.
      2. My point was a logical one - if there is no afterlife, no God, then there is no "right" or "wrong". The important question is not "could you know the right thing to do without the threat of eternal punishment", but rather "is there a right or wrong if there is no God or eternal punishment?". I do not distinguish between right and wrong out of fear of damnation. I do it out of a love for God and a desire to follow His laws as He created humans initially. This is where our concepts of right and wrong come from - which are, literally, meaningless in a naturalistic worldview.

      And this is one of the greatest hypocricies of the atheist position - a failure to acknowledge the logical conclusion, that "good" and "evil" only make sense when we consider the divine. Without any God, there is no right or wrong. So, restating what I said - it's not a question of if I could do "good" if there was no God, but rather that there is no such thing as "good" if there is no God.

      Naturalists are probably deathly afraid of these conclusions for two reasons:
      1. It goes against every fibre of humans, because the truth is we do know good and evil, and that we know it because there is a God. The understanding is so overwhelming that even a logical conclusion denying "good" or "evil" is avoided, because it is counter to what we know a priori.
      2. If the naturalist/atheist was to acknowledge the logical conclusion of their beliefs, then it would give great power to their opponents (mostly, theists) in condemning their teachings as insane ramblings, and to label the naturalists/atheists clearly as evildoers and evil promoters.

    15. Re:stupid dang "goody two shoes" USA pollies by escallywag · · Score: 1
      Where did I give you the impression that I think anything between consenting adults is acceptable?

      Obviously you don't, that was my point and you just proved it....

    16. Re:stupid dang "goody two shoes" USA pollies by Bootsy+Collins · · Score: 4, Informative

      You miss the point, and fail to distinguish between two methods of obtaining true beliefs.

      No. I simply don't personally use your "method," that's all.

      One of them is a bad way, the other is good.

      I agree with this statement! But I think we'd disagree as to which is which. Heh.

      1. Your claim that you are able to determine right and wrong independant from God or the threat of hell is a testimony to your willingness to listen to subjective feelings about good and evil.

      Of course.

      Since you willingly concede that different people will have different conceptions, then you must also agree that such terms "right" and "wrong" are subjective. And without a God, or a yardstick, such understandings must be fluid.

      Absolutely. Not only that, but I'd also claim that as a practical matter, such understandings are subjective even if there is a supreme being, because earnest believers will still differ in interpretation. I've known many many devout Christians in my life. None of them had identically the same moral sense as any of the others, since their interpretations of what they felt God wanted out of them were not all identically the same.

      2. My point was a logical one - if there is no afterlife, no God, then there is no "right" or "wrong". The important question is not "could you know the right thing to do without the threat of eternal punishment", but rather "is there a right or wrong if there is no God or eternal punishment?"

      And here is where we disagree. If, instead, you wrote your first sentence as "if there is no afterlife, no God, then there is no objective right or wrong, independent of human feelings" then I'd agree. I don't know how one comes up with an absolute, objective metric for measuring right and wrong in the absence of a supreme being. But that's different from saying that there's no right or wrong. I make decisions every day based on what seems to me to be morally right or wrong. Those decisions are made using my personal moral compass, rather than one imposed on me from without. But that doesn't make them any less an attempt to do right and not do wrong.

      And this is one of the greatest hypocricies of the atheist position - a failure to acknowledge the logical conclusion, that "good" and "evil" only make sense when we consider the divine. Without any God, there is no right or wrong.

      This is circular reasoning. You're saying "without any God, there is no right or wrong, because right and wrong only make sense if there is a God." And the source of this circular reasoning is the implicit assumption that the concepts of right and wrong only make sense if those concepts are absolute, objective ones. I don't see any logical reason to buy that.

      Naturalists are probably deathly afraid of these conclusions for two reasons:

      Well, I hope I've illustrated above that I, at least, am not deathly afraid of these conclusions, since I don't think the first one is bad, while I don't think the second one makes any logical sense. But anyway . . .

      Oh, and what's a naturalist? Is that the same as an athiest?

      1. It goes against every fibre of humans, because the truth is we do know good and evil, and that we know it because there is a God. The understanding is so overwhelming that even a logical conclusion denying "good" or "evil" is avoided, because it is counter to what we know a priori.

      If it reassures you to think that some people feel that way, go for it. I can't speak for anyone but me. In my case, I don't have an overwhelming understanding that there is any supreme being. In fact, just the opposite. I think claims require evidence, and extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence. I think the concept of an omnipotent, omniscient, omnipresent supreme being is pretty extraordinary . . .pretty far outside anything we encounter in our lives. So where's that extraordinarily c

    17. Re:stupid dang "goody two shoes" USA pollies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You have to be careful with the generalizations.

      America has done a really good job of congratulating itself on being so liberal in this regard without actually coming to grips with the issues.

      I remember back in high school we watched and excerpt of German television in class and the class was shocked to see a nude woman in a soap commercial *not* taking extra special pains to make sure she was "decent" for television. Imagine that, a woman bathing naked!?! The horror!

      We're very proud of how free we "allow" ourselves and our press to be. In terms of world culture, we're breaking our arms to pat ourselves on the back for having just gotten out of kindergarten. Then we get very offended when the big kids kind of give us that patronizing smirk on the playground.

    18. Re:stupid dang "goody two shoes" USA pollies by AppyPappy · · Score: 1, Insightful

      How sad that we are willing to go to the wall for images of women being degraded by rape, Russian pre-teens engaging in "actual incest" and unconscious women being groped. And we call it "freedom". I guess that is the mark of a "progressive" society these days.

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    19. Re:stupid dang "goody two shoes" USA pollies by mi · · Score: 1
      religion is built on crap like "sex is evil, sex is a sin"

      I think, it only condemns sex not intended to produce children. And, from what I understand, it stems not from trying to force people to have less sex, but to encourage them to have more children...

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    20. Re:stupid dang "goody two shoes" USA pollies by Greg+W. · · Score: 3, Informative
      How sad that we are willing to go to the wall for images of women being degraded by rape, Russian pre-teens [...]

      READ THE ARTICLE! Here, I'll quote it for you:

      FBI agents are spending millions of dollars to bring anti-obscenity cases to courthouses across the country for the first time in 10 years. Nothing is off limits, they warn, even soft-core cable programs such as HBO's long-running Real Sex or the adult movies widely offered in guestrooms of major hotel chains.


      And:

      In 2001, though, one interesting case emerged from St. Charles County, Mo., the heart of Ashcroft's conservative Missouri base. First Amendment lawyer Cambria defended a video store there against state charges that it was renting two obscene videotapes that depicted group sex, anal sex and sex with objects.

      Cambria won, convincing a jury of 12 women, all between the ages of 40 and 60, that the tapes had educational value and helped reduce inhibitions. They reached the verdict in less than three hours.


      Any more questions?
    21. Re:stupid dang "goody two shoes" USA pollies by Theaetetus · · Score: 1
      The objections to pornography are nothing to do with thinking sex is evil. Sex should never be a public thing. Sex should never involve multiple men. It should never involve having sex with another man's wife. It is an evil institution that damages the lives of people who participate in it, and those who view it.

      Hey, Tyreth, quick question... "Sex should never involve multiple men" - what about multiple women? Is that perfectly okay? Just want to be clear about the distinctions you're making, that they aren't based purely on male-homophobia, but actually have some reason behind them.

      -T

    22. Re:stupid dang "goody two shoes" USA pollies by cavemanf16 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Please for the love of America can we stop stating Ashcroft == Bush == elected?! No, I voted for Bush who I felt would do a much better job with international military matters as well as give us a tax cut. He gave us a tax cut, and has handled international matters quite well considering the situations he's had to deal with (in my book, feel free to disagree). I DID NOT VOTE FOR ASHCROFT and never will!

      Most people would probably lump me in the category of "conservative Christian", but Ashcroft is waaaaayyy far right of where I'm at. In fact he's bordering on (if not outright) fanatical. Yes, there are certain freedoms granted to every American by the Constitution that Ashcroft continues to trample horribly. I may be repulsed and disgusted by what some of you choose to do in your spare time, or even get paid to do, but according to the governmental regulations provided by the Constitution, you're not doing anything legally wrong! So I agree, Ashcroft is about the crappiest Attorney General ever, but please stop whining about how the "conservatives" elected him. Please? I elected Bush, but I'd never vote for Ashcroft, even if it meant abstaining from a vote. Some of us "conservatives" hate his policies as well!

    23. Re:stupid dang "goody two shoes" USA pollies by k3v0 · · Score: 1

      It is also fascinating since we have created the ideas for all of these. There is no god without humans. There is no good nor evil until we make those words and apply them to things we like and don't like, based upon our social setting.
      It would seem that most people believe that their deity has created them, while it is in fact the other way around.

    24. Re:stupid dang "goody two shoes" USA pollies by k3v0 · · Score: 1

      My point was a logical one - if there is no afterlife, no God, then there is no "right" or "wrong".
      How is this a logical point? Where is the progression of logic explaining why defenitions of "right" and "wrong" can only arrise in relation to a god?
      I do not say this to question your beliefs, but I am interested in the logic of your position.

    25. Re:stupid dang "goody two shoes" USA pollies by llefler · · Score: 2, Funny

      ...defended a video store there against state charges that it was renting two obscene videotapes...

      They reached the verdict in less than three hours


      They would have taken longer, but the movies were short.

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      It is amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the credit. -- Harry Truman
    26. Re:stupid dang "goody two shoes" USA pollies by still+cynical · · Score: 3, Insightful
      I DID NOT VOTE FOR ASHCROFT and never will!

      Wanna bet? A vital duty of the President is appointing officials to the Executive Branch, as well as judges to the Judicial. Candidates campaign on that very issue. If you do not take likely appointments into consideration when you vote, you are an idiot and need to go back to Civics 101. You voted for Bush, you get credit for the baggage he brings with him.
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      Ignorance is the root of all evil.
    27. Re:stupid dang "goody two shoes" USA pollies by Nopal · · Score: 1
      But then the question arises: What is this thing that you call a "moral compass?" What is morality then if there is no absolute standard from which to derive it? If morality is relative, then so is right and wrong.

      Something that is good to you may not be necessarily what is good to the next person. If you are your own yardstick of morality, how can you say that something is inherently good or evil with any certainty or credibility to anyone but yourself?

      If your moral compass says that religion is evil, then why should we care or listen to what you have to say? You may be right and wrong, but without absolute morality then your judgement, and indeed everyone's judgment becomes meaningless.

      You can argue that something is "good" if it benefits the majority but then what is it about the majority that is especial if there is no fixed good/evil? Is there any immorality in killing your rich father and use your inheritance money to feed the hungry and house the homeless, especially if you can get away with it? It benefits the majority, doesn't it?

      But then you'll say that killing is wrong because anybody has the right to live. But then, where does that right come from? Is it some unalienable right? How can a right be unalienable if it's not based on absolute good and an unchanging standard? Rights themselves become meaningless if good/evil are relative. That I believe, was the ultimate point of the parent.

    28. Re:stupid dang "goody two shoes" USA pollies by Eccles · · Score: 1

      Christianity also states, however, that you are NEVER permitted to sleep with the wife of another man.

      Ok, my wife can't sleep around, but I can sleep with unmarried or widowed women. Got it.

      Or are you questioning God?

      --
      Ooh, a sarcasm detector. Oh, that's a real useful invention.
    29. Re:stupid dang "goody two shoes" USA pollies by Steve525 · · Score: 1

      I'm a little late to the party, but here goes...

      It's pretty easy to come up with a moral code, without any divine intervention. All you need is a little empathy and one simple rule: "Do onto others others as you would have done onto you". (Now perhaps you could argue that the only way to arrive at even this rule is through religon. Personally, I can arrive at it by simply recognizing that all people are equal in that we all have a soul. I cannot, therefore, justify causing pain to others, even if it results in my own gain).

      The common rules which civilized societies live by can be derived from this one rule. - Don't murder, and don't steal. There are also other rules which aren't universally written into law, but you'll still find pretty univeral - be honest, and generally be nice to other people.

      Ethical rules that are less universal, such as sexuallity or traditions, cannot be easily derived from the "Do onto others" rule. My derivation from the "Do onto others" rule for these types of rules is that I believe I should be free to do whatever I want, as long as I don't negatively impact others. And, I believe others should be able to do the same. Of course, this whole "negatively impact" question is not as clear cut as in the case of murder and stealing. (If I have access to porn, does that negatively impact you or not? Perhaps the negative effect porn has on the participants makes it unethical)? Individuals will have their own opinions on these subjects. For a society as whole, I feel the best solution is to try and let the individuals decide for themselves, although clearly there's going to be some tension between those who make opposite decisions.

      The only area where this one rule to derive them all breaks down is the area of punishment. Few people want to be punished, so punishing others would seem unethical by this standard. However, I'll note that for children it's obvious we punish to alter behavior, not to cause pain. In the long run the child will recognize the value of the punishment so it's OK. Similarly, I can believe that punishment for adults is ethical, if its purpose is to alter damaging behavior.

    30. Re:stupid dang "goody two shoes" USA pollies by Veridium · · Score: 1

      Well I'm not a conservative, but I've noticed this among my conservative friends. People who love Bush but hate Ashcroft. Which begs the question, why on earth does Bush retain him?

      Answer: Because his supporters haven't punished him for empowering a man they hate. Fact is, you did vote for Ashcroft, because you voted for Bush. Where does the buck stop when it comes to the executive branch? The president. He is the one to blame for Ashcroft being empowered. Period. There is no other logical way to look at it. Voting for Bush, is voting for the people he apoints. His apointees do not exist in a vacuum. They are where they are, because Bush put them there, and Bush can put them there, because the people who supported him, put Bush there.

      So I guess in reality, the buck stops at the people who put the president in office. I'm not trying to lay a personal guilt trip on you, but when you vote for someone, you're voting for all the baggage that person brings to office. Ya gotta dwell in reality on this one. Just like we can thank the Clintonites for Janet Reno, we can thank the Bushites for Aschroft.

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      Think for yourself, destroy your television.
    31. Re:stupid dang "goody two shoes" USA pollies by cavemanf16 · · Score: 1

      Well since I didn't like the current appointees hangin' around the White House, judiciary, and other branches of the federal government, I had little choice in the matter. And yes, taking potential appointees into consideration is of course important, and given the choices I was stuck voting for the lesser of what I considered to be two evils.

      Once again, don't blame me for Ashcroft. I want a strong standing army for defense, not a strong military state.

    32. Re:stupid dang "goody two shoes" USA pollies by M-G · · Score: 1

      I remember back in high school we watched and excerpt of German television in class and the class was shocked to see a nude woman in a soap commercial *not* taking extra special pains to make sure she was "decent" for television. Imagine that, a woman bathing naked!?! The horror!

      I'm pretty sure we saw that one in HS German class too. Makes for a quick education in just how silly we are about that sort of thing.

    33. Re:stupid dang "goody two shoes" USA pollies by Analogy+Man · · Score: 1
      Ashcroft == Bush == elected

      OK, if someone feels strongly about Ashcroft being some fascist nazi, but likes Bush, what are 5 things they can do to get rid of one (Ashcroft) without getting rid of the other (Bush)? Even if I liked Bush (I don't), if his appointed officials are highly objectionable, what are my options really? An election is an expeditious mechanism of change.

      Here goes my Karma! BTW who are the fricking moderators that always...and I mean always moderate any anti-Bush statement as Flamebait even when it is both on topic and supported by evidence?

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      When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty.
    34. Re:stupid dang "goody two shoes" USA pollies by cavemanf16 · · Score: 1

      OK, a more fair assessment of the situation than the previous response, but again, I don't LOVE Bush. And another thing, why should I vote for John Kerry? He hasn't mentioned barely anything I'm concerned about: Ashcroft, DMCA, he's against the Iraq war and getting involved in Arab crap - which I think HAD to be done despite the cost to us Americans, and he's not promising any revolutionary tax cuts for me, so why vote for him? He's got nothing right now, otherwise I *would* consider not voting for Bush again because of all of the total crap that Ashcroft has put in place to show Bush what I think of that appointment decision, as you mention.

    35. Re:stupid dang "goody two shoes" USA pollies by cavemanf16 · · Score: 1

      BTW, I certainly didn't totally approve of the potential Condoleeza Rice appointmentship either, but Cohen totally sucked in my opinion. And I never expected Ashcroft to go so far as chasing down pornographers - waste of my tax dollars for sure. We've certainly got more important things to focus on now than sex.

    36. Re:stupid dang "goody two shoes" USA pollies by Analogy+Man · · Score: 2, Insightful
      For the record I am a Christian...but I can't support your arguement here. There can be a philosophical treatment of right and wrong without God.

      The simple example, "my right to extend my arm ends at the tip of your nose" illustrates that there can be an examination of rights and "good" or "bad" without religious dogma.

      This is the point the parent post is making. If there is a debate of right and wrong the simplest test is one to determine if one party does harm to another. We should at least start with this low level test before moving up the ladder of regulation and legistlation. If you want to look on this as "do unto others..." fine. But the gospel message is not necessary to make the point (at least this one).

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      When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty.
    37. Re:stupid dang "goody two shoes" USA pollies by Bootsy+Collins · · Score: 3, Insightful

      But then the question arises: What is this thing that you call a "moral compass?" What is morality then if there is no absolute standard from which to derive it? If morality is relative, then so is right and wrong.

      If by "right and wrong" is relative, you mean that different people can have different ideas of what's right and what's wrong, then I agree. Without an absolute standard from which to derive morality, that sort of situation applies, yes.

      Something that is good to you may not be necessarily what is good to the next person. If you are your own yardstick of morality, how can you say that something is inherently good or evil with any certainty or credibility to anyone but yourself?

      I can't. I don't say that anything is inherently good or evil. I can't say such a thing without an absolute metric, you're right. So I don't say that. What I say instead is that, based on my morals, I think something is good or evil -- which is not the same thing as saying that something is inherently good or evil.

      If your moral compass says that religion is evil, then why should we care or listen to what you have to say?

      You don't have to. If it matters to me enough (which, right now, it doesn't), I might try to debate you about it. I might try to get you to agree that the assumptions upon which my moral sense is based, and the conclusions I draw from those assumptions (or at least the parts of these that are relevant to whatever issue we discuss), are worth following. You may or may not agree.

      You may be right and wrong, but without absolute morality then your judgement, and indeed everyone's judgment becomes meaningless.

      That doesn't logically follow. Your statement is based upon the same sort of assumption that the parent was making -- an assumption that the only thing that can provide meaning is an absolute outside ourselves. I certainly don't feel that way. My moral code is not based on my perception of an absolute code of right and wrong, and it absolutely has meaning to me. It may not have any meaning to you, but that's not the same thing as saying that it's meaningless.

      You can argue that something is "good" if it benefits the majority but then what is it about the majority that is especial if there is no fixed good/evil? Is there any immorality in killing your rich father and use your inheritance money to feed the hungry and house the homeless, especially if you can get away with it? It benefits the majority, doesn't it?

      This is a strawman. Kindly point out where I ever said that I assign good/evil or right/wrong by considering benefit or detriment to the majority. That's not how I work.

      But then you'll say that killing is wrong because anybody has the right to live. But then, where does that right come from?

      I'd put it differently. I'd say that I believe that depriving other people of life is wrong, by my personal sense of right and wrong. That's not the same thing as what you write above, and the difference is significant.

      Is it some unalienable right? How can a right be unalienable if it's not based on absolute good and an unchanging standard? Rights themselves become meaningless if good/evil are relative.

      Absolute rights don't exist if good and evil are relative, yes. Rights are freedoms, abilities, etc. that we have collectively decided are good things for people to have. Some of them, such as the right to walk down the street without being mugged, are rights we all pretty much agree that everyone should have. Others, such as the right to take whatever you want from others, we all pretty much agree that no one should have. And still others, such as the right to own automatic weapons, we are divided upon. And one can arrive at a personal opinion about all three of these without appeal to an absolute, objective standard outside ourselves.

      That I believe, was the ultimate point of the parent.

      I knew what his/her point was. I simply didn't agree with it; I think it's based upon assumptions (that there's no value in moral concepts that don't have the same, absolute value to everyone) that I'm not making. There's no logical reason or need to make those assumptions.

    38. Re:stupid dang "goody two shoes" USA pollies by Vancorps · · Score: 1

      Who said you had to vote for Kerry? Just don't vote for Bush if you don't like what he is willing to do. I'm sure there are other candidates out there that would get a much larger spotlight if people would vote their conscious but it only works when most people vote that way.

    39. Re:stupid dang "goody two shoes" USA pollies by Vancorps · · Score: 1
      He gave us a tax cut? Sorry, but he cut funding for many vital programs and continues to INCREASE spending despite cutting taxes which sends inflation flying and causes all sort of other badness.

      I did not have a strong opinion of Bush for the first six months of his presidency, he wasn't doing anything. In short, he was being the president that was elected. I'll accept that he won the election and conclude that he won it by such a small margin that America sent the message they don't want massive change which he completely and utterly ignored.

      Afraid both sides were pretty sad in the last election and the assessment looks pretty grim for this one too, but voting for Bush is voting for Ashcroft because Bush is inherently controlled by the ultra conservative religious right and they want someone like Ashcroft in office to "clean" up America and restore the moral values we have lost. The same people that want to define marriage as between a man and a woman despite 50%+ divorse rates.

      I'd also like to add that no where did I say Ashcroft was elected; I know he was appointed but it takes a conversative to do that so there is still responsibility for putting Ashcroft in his current position.

    40. Re:stupid dang "goody two shoes" USA pollies by N1XIM · · Score: 1

      The problem with how you are viewing this is that for you it is all an attack on you personally. That is kinda a part of the whole Repulican party mantra:
      That the whole fucking world revolves about what you want for yourself; and not that the world will revolve around whatever it wants as a gigantic whole (and some would argue group (im)moral cluster-fuck)--and that therefore we should all try to think about "We the People," and not about "I the Person."

      I am going to ask you to look at the big picture now: e.g. "Is a tax cut for ME going to make it easier for the U.S.A. government to help pay for much needed improvement to our repulic's (since the U.S.A. is in fact a republic of states) schools?" The answer to this question is a resounding "NO!" This, my friend, is (in a nutshell) the difference between Repulican politics (What is Good for ME) and Decmocratic Party politics (What Might Work for the Most People Possible Without Ticking Off Too Many People--at First).

      Now, I consider myself in some ways to be an old-line politcal (not social, or religious) conservative (a Jefferesonian, for those whom happen to know what that means--as opposed to being a Federalist)--but in other ways downright heavily (but not radically) progressive. This is why I find folk like Bush and Ashcroft to be abhorrent people. They seem to think that their personal beliefs must be held by all in the world--kinda like the other (I see them as radical) fundamentallist and religious literallist folk out there (may they be Christian, Islamic, Jewish, Hindu, or otherwise). (I really hate to bring it up, but the world has changed a lot during the history of man, and to take the words of anybody completely literally, especially concerning spiritual and political matters--since most people cannot separate the two in their minds--is not all that well thought out, or particularly safe.) Now in light of this I want things to change--at the government level--as little as truly makes sense, and for people to stay the hell out of my personal life and business. Yet at the same time, I support things like separating the legal definition of marriage from the often-religious one in our legal codes (otherwise represented as making homosexual marriage legal) despite the fact that I do not involve myself in so-called alternative lifestyles. So now, in another nutshell, I have presented the point of view of a "Social Progressive."

      If you would like to comment on whom may just happen to be right/wrong/whatever then I'm sure that some people would like to hear it. As for me, I think that I've made my point.

    41. Re:stupid dang "goody two shoes" USA pollies by ultranova · · Score: 1

      Such terms are not nonsensical at all. The fact that you don't see any basis for right and wrong outside of a belief in a supreme being doesn't mean that other people are similarly hobbled. I'm perfectly capable of judging right or wrong in my life without the threat of eternal hellfire, thank you very much.

      I must admit that this, the atheist view of morality, has always interested me, because it seems quite illogical to me. Perhaps you might explain it ?

      As I see it, there's two possible source of morality:

      Some higher being (higher in the sense that you're willing to hold their judgement about right and wrong above yours).

      Yourself.

      Now, if your morality is based on a higher being (I know it isn't, I read your comment, but let's eliminate this anyway), then the situation is basically same as with God-based morality, with lesser justification for holding said source in high esteem (because, in the Christian religion, God is all-knowing, and it's quite unlikely that whatever authority the atheist has chosen can claim that).

      If, on the other hand, you base the morality on yourself, your own judgement, there's again two possible sources inside you.

      Your conscious mind. You make a conscious decision that this is right and that is wrong. But... Why ? If you base your morality on your own conscious decision, there was no morality involved in the issue before you decided there was. What, then, was this decision based on ? Not on any external factor (because that would imply an authority), which only leaves your own thoughts, emotions and values. You cannot base it on pure logic (because pure (formal) logic can not actually create anything new, it can only reveal the consequences of whatever axioms were chosen as starting points, and we already showed that there was no morality on the issue prior to our decision, and so logic has non to unveil).

      Your subconscious mind. Your values and emotions, your "conscience". Why should you base your morality on either ? Your values are basically things that were tought to you during your childhood; why should you limit your actions based on them ? Ditto for your emotions.

      Furthermore, if there is no higher authority, if everyone is a source of their own morality, then any moral system anyone comes up with is equally valid (on what basis would any be invalid - and no, consistency is no factor, because there's nothing inherently better in consistent than inconsistent systems, they're just easier to understand ?). This includes any system where the first rule is that the other rules can be changed according to the persons whims. This actually makes perfect sense, because with no higher authority, there's no way to determine which of any two moral system's is more correct, and thus the new system is just as good or bad as the old one. The problem is, that this allows one to always redefine his morals so they don't stop him from doing whatever he wants to do, basically equaling having no morals at all.

      This is what the phrase "Without God there is no morality" actually means. Without a higher authority, there's nothing to base your morals on other than your own values and feelings - and there's nothing giving them any validity. Sure, you can build up a huge castle of morality, but ultimately you're deluding yourself - you're limiting your own actions without any valid reason to do so.

      So, this is what I don't get. What do you base your morality on ? "Life experiences" and "logic" have no moral content unless morality existed already prior to them, which it can't do without some higher authority. And considering your own assumptions about good and right as higher authority does seem pretty illogical to me...

      So, I guess I'm trying to say, that either morality exists inherently in some things (in which case they are the "higher authorities" from which all morality flows), or you simply made it up. Those are the logical alternatives. Which one is your morality based on ?

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      Forget magic. Any technology distinguishable from divine power is insufficiently advanced.

    42. Re:stupid dang "goody two shoes" USA pollies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This might be considered flamebait by some, but I think it's actually ontopic.

      Perhaps if all these priests whacked off to a porno now and then, they might spend less of their time violently sexually assulting choirboys.

      BTW your arguments are as ludicrous as any other religious wacko I've had the misfortune of coming into contact with, but I'm experienced enough to realise there's no point arguing with the product of indoctrination.

    43. Re:stupid dang "goody two shoes" USA pollies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'll give you odds on 250/1 that you get an answer.

    44. Re:stupid dang "goody two shoes" USA pollies by glitch23 · · Score: 1

      just at those people who are too silly to realise a natural human act and desire when they see it. Unfortunately, these can screw it up for everyone else.

      But no one says it should be cheapened and sold for profit to anyone willing to watch. The sad thing is people get a hold of the porn when they aren't supposed to. If your rationale is to let it fly just because its 2004 I'd assume that if we wait long enough it would be okay to just let anything go? You do realize that is a horrible argument. The day in age we live in has nothing to do with letting it be allowed or not. If anything, too many things are being allowed already w/o anyone seeming to care b/c it would be offensive to someone if we didn't allow it. GET OVER IT ALREADY. You don't need everything you may want. By the way, i don't think anyone on this site, or the world for that matter, was created by anal sex, contrary to what you may believe. Normal sex is a small subset of what is really out there.

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      this nation, under God, shall have a new birth of freedom. -- Lincoln, Gettysburg Address
    45. Re:stupid dang "goody two shoes" USA pollies by still+cynical · · Score: 1
      We've certainly got more important things to focus on now than sex.


      Oh yeah? I'm perfectly happy focusing on sex, and I think this country would be much better off if we all focused on sex much more. However, I think Ashcroft's approach to "focusing on sex" is completely the reverse of what I have in mind. ;-)
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      Ignorance is the root of all evil.
    46. Re:stupid dang "goody two shoes" USA pollies by Veridium · · Score: 1

      I'm not a Kerry advocate, so I can't answer your question. I'm voting Libertarian. Would you like me to tell you why I think that is a good choice? :)

      I offer this constructive criticism: Perhaps you shouldn't count tax cuts for yourself as a reason to vote for someone. We need to start thinking like a country again, and that means the elimination of seeing elections as a way to secure a few more dollars for ourselves.

      I'm not saying you shouldn't vote for someone because of your beliefs of how they will handle the economy, but take the personal part out of it. I mean seriously, I sense this is true of you, wouldn't you vote for someone who could restore peace and balance back to our country, even if it meant an increase in taxes? I would. The fed can and does print dollars easily enough, but peace and balance, and CIVILITY are priceless.

      But I'm not saying Kerry is the man to do this, I'm just trying to respectfully and politely address an attitude. We need to purge ourselves of the "me me me", and return to a point when we say "we we we". I want OUR America back. And I can't have OUR America back as long as everyone is looking out for number one and thinking of everyone else as number 2. **WE** are number 1. I hope you take this in the spirit it was meant. Please vote for who you honestly think is the best choice for our country as a whole. As long as you do that, I think you're making the right choice, no matter who it turns out to be.

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      Think for yourself, destroy your television.
    47. Re:stupid dang "goody two shoes" USA pollies by Tyreth · · Score: 1

      Thankyou for this great attempt to elucidate what I was saying.

    48. Re:stupid dang "goody two shoes" USA pollies by Tyreth · · Score: 1

      That wasn't your point. That was a given. I *think* what your point was is that there is something wrong with the view that I don't think everything between consensting adults is acceptable. But I'm not sure, because you didn't give any reasons why this is wrong - nor did you really present any argument at all. You just called me a Bible thumper and declared that you disagreed with me.

    49. Re:stupid dang "goody two shoes" USA pollies by Tyreth · · Score: 1

      I thought I was clear, but here is another poster's clarification:
      http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=103131&cid=879 8032

    50. Re:stupid dang "goody two shoes" USA pollies by Tyreth · · Score: 1

      I am undecided on the question of polygyny, so I will refrain from giving you an answer. Though you must clarify what you mean by 'questioning God', because I doubt (but am not sure) that you have considered the question of the basis for polygyny from Scripture as deep as I have.

    51. Re:stupid dang "goody two shoes" USA pollies by Tyreth · · Score: 1
      If there is no God, on what basis do you infer this "right"? That is my question, which none have answered yet. My answer is that the only reason he can come up with a moral code apart from a love from God is because God does indeed exist - and that even though he disbelieves in God, it does not cause God to cease to exist. And because of that, he cannot escape the underlying knowledge of right and wrong which all humans have since our first parents ate the forbidden food.

      You are still thinking on the premise that God does exist. Without God there is no reason to believe that my rights stop at the tip of your nose. Certainly, the darwinist worldview is replete with times when that wasn't true.

    52. Re:stupid dang "goody two shoes" USA pollies by Tyreth · · Score: 1, Interesting
      Now perhaps you could argue that the only way to arrive at even this rule is through religon. Personally, I can arrive at it by simply recognizing that all people are equal in that we all have a soul. I cannot, therefore, justify causing pain to others, even if it results in my own gain

      You are all defending the wrong point. I already believe that an atheist can form a relatively correct view of right and wrong. But, I beleive that this is only possible because God exists. Even though the atheist rejects His existence, it does not cause Him to cease to exist. The atheist gains his understanding of right and wrong from what God has implanted in us. We know these things a priori, but we have perverted them - which is why we come to similar, but not identical, conclusions. This is why God's word is invaluable for distinguishing when our conclusions disagree.

      But back to the point, and what I quoted above - if you believe there is no God, then on what basis do you believe that you must come to the conclusion of "do unto others as you would have them do unto you"? What makes this 'right'? What makes something else 'wrong'? I'm not questioning your ability to arrive at that conclusion, I'm questioning whether there is any basis for:
      a. Looking to reach that conclusion
      b. A foundational belief to begin the steps of reasoning to it
      Assuming a world without God.

      Put another way, "If there is no God, why is it wrong to hurt someone else?".

    53. Re:stupid dang "goody two shoes" USA pollies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Any more questions?

      Just one. Did it ever occur to you that you were being told what to think? For example

      Amendment lawyer Cambria defended a video store there against state charges that it was renting two obscene videotapes that depicted group sex, anal sex and sex with objects.Cambria won, convincing a jury of 12 women, all between the ages of 40 and 60, that the tapes had educational value and helped reduce inhibitions.

      IOW, the lawyer said that porn influences peoples' behavior. That means that porn depicting rape influnces people to rape and porn showing incest influences people to commit incest, etc.

    54. Re:stupid dang "goody two shoes" USA pollies by Tyreth · · Score: 1

      I'm undecided on polygyny, and disagree with polyandry. I'm not willing to say anything about a topic for which I am undecided. What do you mean by your term "male-homophobia"?

    55. Re:stupid dang "goody two shoes" USA pollies by Tyreth · · Score: 1
      Sorry I'm slow to reply, but I've been busy, and others have been chatting with you. Even though you've missed the points I've been making, I see moderators are quick to remove my positive moderations, and letting you soak it up. That's the problem with slashdot discussions - if you are the majority, and you don't like another view, mod it out of the water.

      Oh, and what's a naturalist? Is that the same as an athiest?

      I suppose it has two meanings, the original referring to a biologist of natural history. Now the term 'naturalism' refers to the philosophy that all things can be explained with reference only to the natural. It is this philosophy which is foundational to the atheistic position - and also to darwinism.

      If it reassures you to think that some people feel that way, go for it. I can't speak for anyone but me. In my case, I don't have an overwhelming understanding that there is any supreme being. In fact, just the opposite.

      In this case what I was talking about is that every human has an overwhelming understanding that there is such a thing as right and wrong. I wasn't talking about knowing there is a God. However, the former necessarily leads to the latter

      I think claims require evidence, and extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.

      Well, we don't see eye to eye. I'm not a subscriber to the naturalist philosophy, so making an appeal to a world without God seems to be the extraordinary claim - while a world created by God seems to be the standard and rational safe ground.

      So where's that extraordinarily compelling evidence?

      Once you understand my complaint against the atheist view of morality, then we might be able to address these later questions. Foundational things first, you need to answer me this question: What is wrong with murder? If there is no God, then surely the question about whether we can murder or not is akin to the question of whether we drive on the left or right side of the road?

      I have found a good summary of the argument for you to refute:
      1. If God did not exist, objective moral values and duties would not exist.
      2. Objective moral values and duties do exist.
      3. Therefore, God exists.

      I have also an example of what objective moral values would be, so we are talking about the same thing, quoting:
      It is to say, for example, that Nazi anti-Semitism was morally wrong, even though the Nazis who carried out the Holocaust thought that it was good, and it would still be wrong even if the Nazis has won World War II and succeeded in exterminating or brainwashing everybody who disagreed with them.

      When you state that as an atheist you can still determine what is good and evil or right and wrong, you are missing the point of the argument. Since I believe morality cannot exist without God, when you say that you as an atheist can determine right or wrong, you provide testimony to my ears of the existence of God. All humans know a priori that there is such a thing as right or wrong, good or evil. This could only come from God. When you deny God, you should also deny right or wrong, yet you do not - so you hold two contradictory beliefs...that there is no God, and that there is right and wrong. Right and wrong are not terms that can be explained. They are things that we know are true without proof - foundational true beliefs.

    56. Re:stupid dang "goody two shoes" USA pollies by Theaetetus · · Score: 1
      Well, you said: "Sex should never involve multiple men." but you never said "sex should never involve multiple women."

      The difference shows a possible bias towards 'male-homophobia', something that is relatively widespread in our society: fear of gay men, but not fear of gay women (I think it comes out of a belief that many women are bisexual, but few men are).

      Just wanted to point out that bias in your statements.

      -T

    57. Re:stupid dang "goody two shoes" USA pollies by reeve · · Score: 1

      Yeah, damn supernatural ghost pr0n. But seriously, how exactly is it "not natural"? Last time I checked porn doesn't just spontaneously pop into existance from some alternate dimension or something, it's created with naturally existing people (or if you're a sick twisted pervert, animals) doing things that obviously someone had an interest in. Just because you don't like it or it seems wrong doesn't make it "not natural". Until you find porn from a parallel universe or starring supernatural beings, it's all "natural". A lot of it is just really fucked up. (On a side note, I try to write intelligently and avoid over-used curses and such, but I really don't think there is any other adequate way of saying "fucked up".)

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    58. Re:stupid dang "goody two shoes" USA pollies by Eccles · · Score: 1

      I am undecided on the question of polygyny, so I will refrain from giving you an answer.

      Isn't the rightness or wrongness of that up to God to decide? You must admit that if God hasn't made this pretty important issue clear, it's quite a problem for his believers.

      Fundamentally (no pun intended), though, there's still a very real issue of whether the law should reflect religious beliefs. I for one believe the law should allow all of us to seek and determine our own path to God, and thus just serve to prevent us from hindering each other on that path. If I create pornography (how do you feel about cartoon porn and written porn, BTW?), that does not affect you seeking your own path to God, and thus you should not be entitled to prevent me from creating it.

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    59. Re:stupid dang "goody two shoes" USA pollies by frekio · · Score: 1

      I can't reply as bearly eloquently as Bootsy, but I have to say something because you are completely ignoring his arguments.

      For one thing, the #2 (2. Objective moral values and duties do exist.) in your argument is an assumption, though you are not willing to admit this. I was christian once and also worked out a little logical game that would prove that god exists to me. I know well how the thought process goes... This is not meant to be a personal attack, but it is easy to spot when someone is completely not listening to the other side of an argument, because they already believe in something and their argument is merely post-justification for believing in it.

      Of course the Nazis have to be brought up since this is an extended argument, but you also need to see that it is yet ANOTHER assumption that you make when you say that we would still know that what the Nazis did is not good. History is written by the victors. Killing is usually seen as bad, but sometimes it is also portrayed as a means to an end, and therefore good. Nazi killings could easily be portrayed as being for the greater good, had they won the war.

      I don't believe that there is any objective measure of good and evil. Every single argument has two sides, and this was one of my earliest discoveries in my life. Look at the Israel and Palestine situation, both view each other as evil, and neither of them are near perfect, but neither of them is pure evil either. I know it comforts you to think that there is an objective measure of good and evil, and if you do good you will be rewarded, but if you simply look around you in the world that is not the case. Good people are not always rewarded, bad people are not always punished. In the U.S. this process is often mediated by lawyers and money.

      Also, you use the term naturalism with disdain. I personally am agnostic since I believe that science does not answer every single question, or answer them perfectly (obviously, nothing is perfect), yet I also subscribe to Bootsy's way of thought that something so extraordinary as a god requires some real, tangible proof, before I go devoting my life to it based on some logical argument I've constructed, or because people tell me that is what I need to believe. Naturalist beliefes are based on empirical proof, whereas religion is based on beliefs. I personally consider empirical studies and experiments to be more compelling for my beliefs.

      I think this came out to be more trollish than I intended, but please don't view it that way. Bootsy (the grandparent) expressed much of what I believe in a very effective way, and I think you should read what he said a little closer and perhaps open your mind to what he is saying.

    60. Re:stupid dang "goody two shoes" USA pollies by Tyreth · · Score: 1

      Well, my post wasn't saying anything about homosexual men or women. I should have expressed myself more clearly - when I said "multiple men" or "multiple women" I was referring to the number of different people at different times, not at the one time. So saying that women should reserve themselves for only one man. Anyway, look up polyandry (which I oppose) and polygyny (which I am undecided about) and you will see what I meant.

    61. Re:stupid dang "goody two shoes" USA pollies by Tyreth · · Score: 1

      Woops! Major correction on what I previously said. When I said multiple, I was in fact referring to numbers. The reason why I had mentioned multiple men is because that is one story I had heard - multiple women I would have the same objection for. Sorry for misunderstanding yours and my own post.

    62. Re:stupid dang "goody two shoes" USA pollies by Tyreth · · Score: 1
      Isn't the rightness or wrongness of that up to God to decide? You must admit that if God hasn't made this pretty important issue clear, it's quite a problem for his believers.

      Well, honestly, I think God has been pretty clear - but I don't want to rush into agreeing with something that there's no hurry to agree with. That way I don't have to make a decision until it's important, and can have as much time as possible to find out if I was mistaken on a fundamental point. Besides, this just isn't much of an important issue for today's Western Christians, so why should we spend our energies answering it? It is certainly a more important one for missionaries in certain other parts of the world.

      If I create pornography (how do you feel about cartoon porn and written porn, BTW?), that does not affect you seeking your own path to God, and thus you should not be entitled to prevent me from creating it.

      Yes, your philosophy would teach that. As someone else pointed out, how do you feel about the German who allowed himself to be killed and eaten?
      Regarding cartoon porn, I listed in this post some of my objections of porn in general, so I'm not fond of this either:

      I can't see anything laudable, praisworthy, edifying, good, or righteous about pornography. I see instead addiction, obsession, lust, debauchery, insecurity, adultery, betrayel.

    63. Re:stupid dang "goody two shoes" USA pollies by Tukla · · Score: 1
      It is then ever so convenient to deny God's existence as an excuse for what you want to excuse

      Or you could just use the excuse that God does exist and just happens to support what you want to excuse. There are so many people who believe in so many gods, and even the ones who supposedly believe in the same gods can't agree on what those gods want us to do and think. So, aside from the additional metaphysical baggage, how is that any different than those of us who don't buy into gods?

      In short, by what standard or law did you decide which gods to believe in?

    64. Re:stupid dang "goody two shoes" USA pollies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, actually, I will blame you for Ashcroft, the rest of the Bush administration, and the taliban faction they represent. Shame on you.

    65. Re:stupid dang "goody two shoes" USA pollies by iamwahoo2 · · Score: 1

      Hope your in the top 2% of American incomes or else you are going to end up paying that tax cut back with interest in time. Essentially Bush gives you a $500-$1000 tax cut but takes out a $5000 loan in your name.

    66. Re:stupid dang "goody two shoes" USA pollies by Tyreth · · Score: 1
      The important difference is that I have reason to believe there are absolute morals. For example, an atheist has no rational foundation for believing that rape of a child is wrong. I do. Whether or not the atheist concludes it is evil is irrelevant - I simply answer that he (the atheist) is capable of such a conclusion because God does exist. That if God did not exist, then the atheist would be irrational and absurd to say anything is "wrong" or "evil".

      Also, the fact that many do evil in God's name does not mean that God does not testify against them in their own hearts. Men can deceive themselves. We all know certain things are always wrong and never will be right (rape of children, for example), yet that does not exclude some from concluding otherwise. Should we then conclude that God has given us no clear guidelines, merely because of these exceptions to the rule? I do not think so.

      Concepts of right and wrong, good or evil, come only from God, who created us to serve Him.

    67. Re:stupid dang "goody two shoes" USA pollies by Tyreth · · Score: 1
      Of course the Nazis have to be brought up since this is an extended argument, but you also need to see that it is yet ANOTHER assumption that you make when you say that we would still know that what the Nazis did is not good. History is written by the victors. Killing is usually seen as bad, but sometimes it is also portrayed as a means to an end, and therefore good. Nazi killings could easily be portrayed as being for the greater good, had they won the war.
      As indeed it was, but you are not answering the question. Even if the Nazi's won WW2, exterminated and brainwashed everyone who disagreed with them, would they have been right and have done a good thing?

      I'm not missing Bootsy's point at all, but he is missing mine.

      Look at the Israel and Palestine situation, both view each other as evil, and neither of them are near perfect, but neither of them is pure evil either.

      And you still miss the point - if there is no good, then you cannot say that neither of them is perfect (as in, they have some evil). There is no evil if there is no God - yet we all know that there is evil. Even you testify here to the existence of good and evil, thus declaring God's existence.

      Good people are not always rewarded, bad people are not always punished. In the U.S. this process is often mediated by lawyers and money.

      For the atheist to answer his critics, he must say that there is no such thing as good people and bad people. You continue to assert that there is a such thing as good people, which is affirming my original argument.

      Naturalist beliefes are based on empirical proof, whereas religion is based on beliefs.
      That is a highly generalised, and blatantly false remark. *All* naturalists beliefs are based on belief. Evolution itself rests on the unproven assumption of naturalism. Until the atheist demonstrates that there has been no divine or supernatural intervention at any period of history, his philosophy is based on a belief, not proof. On the other hand, there are many religious men and women whose beliefs are founded on proof of God's existence, not on beliefs. They have philosophical proofs (since empirical proofs are not the only method of discerning truth) that guaruntee His existence, thus having a sure foundation for their worldview. You would do well to not make such generalised statements.

      I personally consider empirical studies and experiments to be more compelling for my beliefs.

      Really? The nature of scientific experiments is that they are upheld until such a time as a situation breaks the rule. So they are a certainty for only as long as there are no exceptions. Philosophical proofs, however, if resting on true foundations will *always* produce a guarunteed truth. So once a philosophical truth is produced, it is more sure than an empirical truth. Bear in mind I do not reject the scientific method. I think it is a very valuable method for obtaining true beliefs - I just want to warn you from falling into the trap of assuming it is the only way to obtain true beliefs. You engage in philosophical reasoning every day to obtain true beliefs, but probably do not realise.

    68. Re:stupid dang "goody two shoes" USA pollies by frekio · · Score: 1

      Tyreth... you read and respond but you completely miss all of the points that I have and Bootsy have made. All of the points I was making were that perception of right and wrong dictates popular view of right and wrong (evil and good). If I lived in a world where the Nazis had won there I could see what they did as Good and seen the jews as evil. This difference in perception means would mean there is no good and evil, since what people see as good and evil can change. If it were absolute, then evil would be evil, good would be good. Human biology dictates a small set of things which are seen as evil. Death is always seen as bad, because there is the inherent drive to survive and reproduce in every organism on this planet. That does not mean that there is morality tied with surviving and reproducing that is drawn from some almighty being in the sky above. Killing is socially frowned upon because is is disadvantagous to society. There are societies such as the Yanamamo (sp?) tribes in southern america where people kill each other constantly and it is seen as a normal struggle for power. Samurai in Japan did not see killing and death as dishonorable or bad. In America society we view the act of killing itself as a purely evil thing. If evil and good were absolute then everyone the world over in every situtation would unmistakebly view murder as a bad thing in every situation in every society. This is not the case. People disagree on moral issues, because morality is a grey area and it changes over time and human progress. For some people sex before marriage is evil. For some people sex before marriage is beautiful and good. For some people abortion is evil. For some people abortion is good. The list goes on and on. There are no absolutes.

      You misunderstood every single thing that we said in a way that is favorable to your argument. You do not reject the scientific method, yet you say that all of science is based on beliefs. Every single thing is philosophically based on beliefs on one level or another, but that does not mean that if you verify and perform proofs of a theory it does not have a much higher chance of being correct than some random thing that your parents told you since you were a child (i.e. some ineffective herbel remedy vs some scientifically developed medicine).

    69. Re:stupid dang "goody two shoes" USA pollies by Eccles · · Score: 1

      Yes, your philosophy would teach that.

      What about yours? "Judgement is mine, sayeth the Lord." "Judge not, lest ye be judged." Cast out the beam in your own eye before worrying about the mote in your neighbor's. My philosophy doesn't seem too far afield of that.

      I can't see anything laudable, praisworthy, edifying, good, or righteous about pornography. I see instead addiction, obsession, lust, debauchery, insecurity, adultery, betrayel.

      I see those in Shakespeare, too, and most in "Passion of the Christ."

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    70. Re:stupid dang "goody two shoes" USA pollies by Eccles · · Score: 1

      Oh, as for the guy who allowed himself to be eaten? Seems to be pretty direct evidence that he was insane.

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    71. Re:stupid dang "goody two shoes" USA pollies by LPetrazickis · · Score: 1

      Make a difference. Vote for Nader.;)

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    72. Re:stupid dang "goody two shoes" USA pollies by Tyreth · · Score: 1
      All of the points I was making were that perception of right and wrong dictates popular view of right and wrong (evil and good).

      What's that supposed to prove? All you said is that what people think is right and wrong is the foundation for what the popular view of right and wrong is. That proves nothing, and says nothing.

      If I lived in a world where the Nazis had won there I could see what they did as Good and seen the jews as evil. This difference in perception means would mean there is no good and evil, since what people see as good and evil can change. If it were absolute, then evil would be evil, good would be good.

      Huh? So, if the Nazi's had won, and either brainwashed or killed everyone who disagreed, then what they did was good? Yet if they won, but had a significant number of people thinking what they did was evil then it would be evil? So that if I murdered every single human, my actions would be evil until the point where I murdered the last person? Then suddenly it's good?

      Death is always seen as bad, because there is the inherent drive to survive and reproduce in every organism on this planet.

      We're talking about good and evil, not about 'bad' - since suffering is bad, but not necessarily evil.

      That does not mean that there is morality tied with surviving and reproducing that is drawn from some almighty being in the sky above.

      ...in the sky above? I don't know what you're talking about. God doesn't live in the sky.

      Killing is socially frowned upon because is is disadvantagous to society. There are societies such as the Yanamamo (sp?) tribes in southern america where people kill each other constantly and it is seen as a normal struggle for power. Samurai in Japan did not see killing and death as dishonorable or bad. In America society we view the act of killing itself as a purely evil thing.

      First of all, in America you do NOT view the act of killing as a purely evil thing. That is a complete lie - America went to war with Iraq and saw no problem in killing terrorists or murdering citizens as part of the collateral damage.

      Second of all, all those people who kill in other cultures do so because of reasons they consider unchanging. They don't say "our killing is right because we think it's right". That is circular reasoning and explains nothing.

      If evil and good were absolute then everyone the world over in every situtation would unmistakebly view murder as a bad thing in every situation in every society.

      Absolute morality is something apart from human opinion. If we assume that murder is always wrong, that does not mean that every human will always recognise murder or think it is wrong. They could think they are doing the right thing when in fact they do evil.

      This is not the case. People disagree on moral issues, because morality is a grey area and it changes over time and human progress. For some people sex before marriage is evil. For some people sex before marriage is beautiful and good. For some people abortion is evil. For some people abortion is good. The list goes on and on. There are no absolutes.

      Your argument is useless. You are saying that morality is based on popular opinion. How does that make any sense? When we say something is evil, we are saying that it should never have been done. So, say in 1996 a man rapes a child. That year everyone thinks it is wrong so it is wrong and it should never have been done. End of story. Yet in 2008 rape of children becomes good. So suddenly that man we no longer say has done evil. He has done good. That makes no sense, and is COMPLETELY meaningless.

      Tell me, what is evil about raping a child?

      You misunderstood every single thing that we said in a way that is favorable to your argument.

      I want you to tell me one of two things, because these are the only two options:

      1. Objective morality exists (and therefore God exists)
      or
      2. Objective morality does not exist (thefore raping a child, murdering, greed, betrayel, torture, are not evil, for evil does not exist). Will you admit what others are afraid to say?

    73. Re:stupid dang "goody two shoes" USA pollies by Tyreth · · Score: 1
      What about yours? "Judgement is mine, sayeth the Lord." "Judge not, lest ye be judged." Cast out the beam in your own eye before worrying about the mote in your neighbor's. My philosophy doesn't seem too far afield of that.

      Very well. I do not view pornography, so I have cast the beam from my own eye first. God told us clearly His requirements for living, and instructed us to make disciples of all nations. The Bible very clearly shows in principle that pornography is sin against God.

      I see those in Shakespeare, too, and most in "Passion of the Christ."

      No, those traits I meant are encouraged in the people who view pornography. When one reads the Bible (I'll say nothing of Gibson's movie) it does not encourage that list I wrote, but rather discourages. I was not saying anything about the presence of such things, but rather what seed is planted and grown.

    74. Re:stupid dang "goody two shoes" USA pollies by Tyreth · · Score: 1

      Who cares? The question is whether he should be allowed to do it or not.

    75. Re:stupid dang "goody two shoes" USA pollies by frekio · · Score: 1

      1. Objective morality in no way proves god exists. There are plenty of biological and scientific explanations for people to think that "raping a child, murdering, greed torture" is wrong, because they don't want go to through it themselves. For example, as I said in my previous response, the biological purpose of mankind is to survive and reproduce. Therefore, since the main purpose is to produce offspring, people are especially touchy about damage done to children (i.e. raping a child). Why would this prove god exists? There are plenty of more viable reasons for this than god's existence. God's existence is just one explanation for this, and a pretty extreme one since it is based on the existence of the supernatural.

      2. My point was that the point of view of the person dictates what is good and evil from their viewpoint. If two viewpoints differ, then how do you determine which one is correct about good and evil? If hitler thinks that murdering jews is the most wonderful thing that the world can do, yet you disagree, who is correct? Is it you because people in the world agree with you right now and you feel deep down in your gut that it was a horrible thing to do? Hitler felt deep down in his gut that it was a wonderful thing to do. My point was that how can objective good and evil exist if people disagree about good and evil? If objective good and evil existed then everyone would agree and there would be no large controversial issues like abortion. People would not be completely steadfast in thinking that abortion is evil (killing a child) with yet other people being completely steadfast in thinking that abortion is good.

      A simple breakdown of my argument:

      1. Objective morality means that everyone deep down would agree on certain moral issues, such as abortion being wrong, and executing jews being wrong (I am using these examples, since showing an exception breaks a rule).

      2. Different people's morality (which often is based on their social situation) can be completely polar opposites on issues, and their "objective good and evil" can conflict with each other.

      3. Objective good and evil existing does not allow for people to have different views of "objective" good and evil, since everyone would know good and evil deep down, therefore objective good and evil does not exist.

      I will respond to a few points if yours also...

      Huh? So, if the Nazi's had won, and either brainwashed or killed everyone who disagreed, then what they did was good? Yet if they won, but had a significant number of people thinking what they did was evil then it would be evil? So that if I murdered every single human, my actions would be evil until the point where I murdered the last person? Then suddenly it's good?

      You already have your preconceptions of good and evil. Your point here, that after murdering everyone then it would suddenly be good involves the assumption that objective good and evil exist. What I am saying is that there is no objective measure of good and evil since it is not consitent across people. In your window on good and evil, the murder of everyone on the planet would always be bad, so it would of course not change after everyone dying. In another person's window on good and evil murdering of everyone on the planet could be seen as good, and of course would not be effected by how many people there are on the planet (unless of course they suddenly changed their mind which is allowed in subjective morality :) ).

      We're talking about good and evil, not about 'bad' - since suffering is bad, but not necessarily evil.

      I use good and evil interchangebly as good and bad, since evil is merely a subclass of bad that you feel especially strongly about, or wish to invoke some emotion with.

      Absolute morality is something apart from human opinion. If we assume that murder is always wrong, that does not mean that every human will always recognise murder or think it is wrong. They could think they are doing the right th

    76. Re:stupid dang "goody two shoes" USA pollies by Eccles · · Score: 1

      Very well. I do not view pornography, so I have cast the beam from my own eye first.

      Boy, have you missed the point. (For which you join millions of Christians.) When asked "How shall I enter the kingdom of Heaven," Jesus did not say, "Just don't look at pictures of naked people, and try to stop other people from doing it." Are you claiming you are without sin?

      Matthew 19:16-22:
      16 Now a man came up to Jesus and asked, "Teacher, what good thing must I do to get eternal life?"
      17 "Why do you ask me about what is good?" Jesus replied. "There is only One who is good. If you want to enter life, obey the commandments."
      18 "Which ones?" the man inquired.
      19 Jesus replied, " 'Do not murder, do not commit adultery, do not steal, do not give false testimony, honor your father and mother,'[1] and 'love your neighbor as yourself.'[2] "
      20 "All these I have kept," the young man said. "What do I still lack?"
      21 Jesus answered, "If you want to be perfect, go, sell your possessions and give to the poor, and you will have treasure in heaven. Then come, follow me."
      22 When the young man heard this, he went away sad, because he had great wealth.

      Note: not a thing about forcing your beliefs on other people. Do you think anything Ashcroft et al are doing will bring more people closer to God?

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    77. Re:stupid dang "goody two shoes" USA pollies by Eccles · · Score: 1

      I believe the mentally incompetent should be protected against their lack of judgement.

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    78. Re:stupid dang "goody two shoes" USA pollies by Tyreth · · Score: 1

      Very well, then we agree :) You no longer are saying that my rights stop at your nose.

    79. Re:stupid dang "goody two shoes" USA pollies by Tyreth · · Score: 1
      I claim that I have no particular failing there anymore. For which I am then qualified to inform others of the dangers and sins therein.

      You have quoted very poorly from Scripture. Jesus was speaking then of the divine election - this man did not enter heaven because Jesus had not chosen him (Matt 19:25-26). Of course God forces salvation on people (Romans 9:11, Eph. 1:5), though none who are forced to receive this salvation will complain - what is there to object to?

      So yes, I do believe that Jesus would accept the use of force to protect people from sin. This same Jesus who called the Pharisees and Sadducees a brood of vipers. This same Jesus, who was, and is, and always will be God. As He spoke to the Israelites when they entered Israel:

      The Sin of Achan 10 So the LORD said to Joshua: "Get up! Why do you lie thus on your face? 11Israel has sinned, and they have also transgressed My covenant which I commanded them. For they have even taken some of the accursed things, and have both stolen and deceived; and they have also put it among their own stuff. 12Therefore the children of Israel could not stand before their enemies, but turned their backs before their enemies, because they have become doomed to destruction. Neither will I be with you anymore, unless you destroy the accursed from among you. 13Get up, sanctify the people, and say, "Sanctify yourselves for tomorrow, because thus says the LORD God of Israel: "There is an accursed thing in your midst, O Israel; you cannot stand before your enemies until you take away the accursed thing from among you." 14In the morning therefore you shall be brought according to your tribes. And it shall be that the tribe which the LORD takes shall come according to families; and the family which the LORD takes shall come by households; and the household which the LORD takes shall come man by man. 15Then it shall be that he who is taken with the accursed thing shall be burned with fire, he and all that he has, because he has transgressed the covenant of the LORD, and because he has done a disgraceful thing in Israel."' 16So Joshua rose early in the morning and brought Israel by their tribes, and the tribe of Judah was taken. 17He brought the clan of Judah, and he took the family of the Zarhites; and he brought the family of the Zarhites man by man, and Zabdi was taken. 18Then he brought his household man by man, and Achan the son of Carmi, the son of Zabdi, the son of Zerah, of the tribe of Judah, was taken. 19Now Joshua said to Achan, "My son, I beg you, give glory to the LORD God of Israel, and make confession to Him, and tell me now what you have done; do not hide it from me." 20And Achan answered Joshua and said, "Indeed I have sinned against the LORD God of Israel, and this is what I have done: 21When I saw among the spoils a beautiful Babylonian garment, two hundred shekels of silver, and a wedge of gold weighing fifty shekels, I coveted them and took them. And there they are, hidden in the earth in the midst of my tent, with the silver under it." 22So Joshua sent messengers, and they ran to the tent; and there it was, hidden in his tent, with the silver under it. 23And they took them from the midst of the tent, brought them to Joshua and to all the children of Israel, and laid them out before the LORD. 24Then Joshua, and all Israel with him, took Achan the son of Zerah, the silver, the garment, the wedge of gold, his sons, his daughters, his oxen, his donkeys, his sheep, his tent, and all that he had, and they brought them to the Valley of Achor. 25And Joshua said, "Why have you troubled us? The LORD will trouble you this day." So all Israel stoned him with stones; and they burned them with fire after they had stoned them with stones. 26Then they raised over him a great heap of stones, still there to this day. So the LORD turned from the fierceness of His anger. Therefore the name of that place has been called the Valley of Achor[1] to this day.

      (Joshua 7:10-26). That is force, and so directed by God. It is better if you quote Scriptures that are related to a particular point rather than Scriptures that say nothing - you can't make inferences from silence (ie, you are saying because Jesus didn't force a belief this time that He never forces something on anyone).

  190. Re:I've never understood why sex is taboo in the U by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    bush wasnt elected, either...

  191. Fight Back with Bukkake Ashcroft! by Maj.+Kong · · Score: 3, Funny

    It's time to get tough. No wimpy ribbons this time. It's time for the Bukkake Ashcroft Campaign for Free Speech.

    1. Download a picture of the Attorney General.
    2. Make a color print of the picture.
    3. Jerk off on the picture. Do not look at the picture while you jerk off. Well, you could, but I don't want to know about it. I suggest you close your eyes and think of Asia.
    4. If the face of the man who wrote "Let the Eagle Soar" isn't liberally (heh) covered with spooge, GOTO 3.
    5. Take a picture of your Bukkake Ashcroft. Do not, REPEAT, do not use a flatbed scanner.
    6. Post this picture on your home page. Or use someone else's site if you're so inclined.
    7. ?????
    8. Free Speech!

    I guarantee that if enough people do this, it'll have an effect that a million EFF ribbons couldn't hope to match.

    Maj. Kong

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    Shoot, a fella' could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff.
  192. Why not by Chuck+Chunder · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I hear there's quite a few recently unemployed ex-Taliban who are highly skilled in the areas of repression, banning things and generally sticking their nose into other peoples business.

    They should be perfect for the role.

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  193. All hail Tom Lehrer by zsau · · Score: 1

    I do have a cause though. It is obscenity. I'm for it. Unfortunately the civil liberties types who are fighting this issue have to fight it owing to the nature of the laws as a matter of freedom of speech and stifling of free expression and so on but we no what's really involved: dirty books are fun. That's all there is to it. But you can't get up in a court and say that I suppose. It's simply a matter of freedom of pleasure, a right which is not guaranteed by the Constitution unfortunately. Anyway, since people seem to be marching for their causes these days I have here a march for mine. It's called...

    Smut!
    Give me smut and nothing but!
    A dirty novel I can't shut,
    If it's uncut,
    and unsubt- le.

    I've never quibbled
    If it was ribald,
    I would devour where others merely nibbled.
    As the judge remarked the day that he
    acquitted my Aunt Hortense,
    "To be smut
    It must be ut-
    Terly without redeeming social importance."

    Por-
    Nographic pictures I adore.
    Indecent magazines galore,
    I like them more
    If they're hard core.

    (Bring on the obscene movies, murals, postcards, neckties,
    samplers, stained-glass windows, tattoos, anything!
    More, more, I'm still not satisfied!)

    Stories of tortures
    Used by debauchers,
    Lurid, licentious, and vile,
    Make me smile.
    Novels that pander
    To my taste for candor
    Give me a pleasure sublime.
    (Let's face it, I love slime.)

    All books can be indecent books
    Though recent books are bolder,
    For filth (I'm glad to say) is in
    the mind of the beholder.
    When correctly viewed,
    Everything is lewd.
    (I could tell you things about Peter Pan,
    And the Wizard of Oz, there's a dirty old man!)

    I thrill
    To any book like Fanny Hill,
    And I suppose I always will,
    If it is swill
    And really fil
    thy.

    Who needs a hobby like tennis or philately?
    I've got a hobby: rereading Lady Chatterley.
    But now they're trying to take it all
    away from us unless
    We take a stand, and hand in hand
    we fight for freedom of the press.
    In other words,

    Smut! (I love it)
    Ah, the adventures of a slut.
    Oh, I'm a market they can't glut,
    I don't know what
    Compares with smut.

    Hip hip hooray!
    Let's hear it for the Supreme Court!
    Don't let them take it away!

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    Look out!
  194. paid to look at porn? by pair-a-noyd · · Score: 1

    And the question begs, are they accepting applications??

  195. Ashcroft Don't Dance by handy_vandal · · Score: 1

    Ashcroft, a religious man who does not drink alcohol or caffeine, smoke, gamble or dance ...
    -from the article

    I don't care if he avoids alcohol, caffeine, smoking, or gambling

    But I don't trust a man who won't dance. He can dance badly, I don't care -- but if he wants my trust, he's got to dance.

    -kgj

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    -kgj
  196. Jobs, jobs, jobs by gad_zuki! · · Score: 3, Insightful

    > Temporary injunctions also work well for business disruption.

    That Bush administration, always looking for jobs.

    How many people does the porn industry employ? From production to video stores in has to be a giant industry.

    This is what you get when you mix politics and religion, people.

    1. Re:Jobs, jobs, jobs by gstoddart · · Score: 1
      Bush administration

      He he, well this thread completely changes the meaning of those two words. =)
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  197. PBS porn show by ChrisCampbell47 · · Score: 1
    PBS's Frontline did a major report on the American Porn business recently:

    http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/pages/frontline/shows/porn /

    One of the most interesting things was that Ashcroft was preparing a big push against porn, to be launched in late 2001. Then Sept. 11th happened and all that got shelved.

    It was of course a truly disturbing show to watch, because the depravity just gets worse and worse, and the girls are always lining up to do it, no matter what it is, because the money is so good.

  198. Re:The Porn Industry Isn't Going To Just Take It.. by skrysakj · · Score: 1

    However, until I get arrested, just for exercising my first ammendment right to speech, the speech that I'll be making will be against Bush, Cheyney and Ashcroft.

    Ugh... the use of the word "until" in that sentence is telling.

    It's a sad state of affairs when you have to concede to the fact that one day you'll be arrested just for doing something that is entirely in your right.
    I hope you don't get arrested, that would mean the end of what we hold dear. Well, SOME of us hold dear, others just don't appreciate it or realize it.

  199. Re:The Porn Industry Isn't Going To Just Take It.. by dickiedoodles · · Score: 1

    I make porn. That's what I do. I work a 50 to 60 hour week.

    I'd like to thank you for making the world a better place (I watch porn 50-60 hours a week)

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  200. Re:I've never understood why sex is taboo in the U by SillyNickName4me · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Lets restate that a little bit, it is the only way that is acceptable to you.

    And who the fuck do you think you are to tell me what is acceptable to me?

    If your only answer is your belief then just believe what you want and let others believe what they want.

    Not doing so makes you equally close minded as Islamic fundamentalists (who incidentely will quite agree on this specific issue of sex and marriage)

  201. If they succeed... by dotgain · · Score: 1

    ...it'll be at least some consolation getting the disk space back.

    1. Re:If they succeed... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unfortunately, I've become so good at hiding it now even find / -name '*.mpg' doesn't work!

  202. Lam Nguyen is the victim by John_Sauter · · Score: 1

    Obscenity is generally considered a victimless crime, since nobody is forced to watch it, but here is an exception: Lam Nguyen and his six associates are required to watch obscene materials. Indeed, the article even said that they get counseling for it. I don't think producing obscenity should be a crime, since if it is really bad nobody will buy it and it will go away. However, I do think it should be a crime to require people, as a condition of their employment, to view so much obscenity that they become sickened by it. We have workplace rules that forbid even relatively light-hearted sexual banter if it gives offense; surely required viewing of obscenity should also be forbidden.
    John Sauter (J_Sauter@Empire.Net)

  203. won't work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This won't work because these days a lot of Christian Fundamentalists watch porn. A friend of mine manages a video store in the heart of the bible belt. He gets lots of respectable married Christian couples who come in for a tape to watch and get themselves in the mood before they do the act. They think it is just fine because it makes for a good sex life, which makes for a good marriage, which is part of being a good Christian.

    This whole puritanican anti-sex thing is not very biblical, anyway. Check out the Song of Songs. The Hebrews had typical middle eastern attitudes toward sex.

  204. Re:The Porn Industry Isn't Going To Just Take It.. by Un+pobre+guey · · Score: 1
    Next time we hear someone piously profess shock at how the ACLU defends pornographers, we can at least explain to them the true consequences of censorship, as well as the hidden motives of those who claim to defend "decency."

    Heil Dubya! Sieg Heil!

  205. Re:I've never understood why sex is taboo in the U by drsmithy · · Score: 1
    In the case of pr0n, people get addicted to the 'hyperreal' (ie. exageratedly artificial) presentation of sex, and it undermines their relationships with others (who can become permanently objectified), their self-esteem, and their bank balance. (Wo, nearly thought I mistyped 'bonk balance' for a minute there... but if their capacity for relationships suffers, then that's a point as well.)

    This argument is no more applicable to porn than it is to rap music, cartoons or computer games.

  206. Re:I've never understood why sex is taboo in the U by Txiasaeia · · Score: 1

    Sex || Pr0n

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  207. Re:The Porn Industry Isn't Going To Just Take It.. by Un+pobre+guey · · Score: 1

    In Soviet Russia pornstars watch you!

  208. This was all planned before 9/11 by hoovs · · Score: 2, Informative

    Frontline did an excellent documentary called "American Porn", where it talked about how obscenity prosecutions were put back on the agenda when Ashcroft was confirmed. They had meetings with old US attorneys who did obscenity work in the 80s, and this was only put on hold because of terrorism concerns. (You can watch the entire episode online.)

    Two of the most interesting points: one US attorney basically said that no prosecutor should ever lose an obscenity trial since there is (no matter what the Supreme Court tells you) a common decency standard in 99% of the US: penetration. The second interesting bit is that one of the porn industry's main attorneys came up with a list of things never to be filmed if the company distributing it wants to stay in business.

    I think that the government's resources could be better spent elsewhere, and for the most part consider myself a libertarian, but after seeing some of the more extreme parts of the porn business covered in the documentary I think I would be hard-pressed to not call it obscenity.

    1. Re:This was all planned before 9/11 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No male-to-male penetration?? Damn! That's the best stuff!!

    2. Re:This was all planned before 9/11 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Cambria List was worth talking through fully. And frankly it deserves a lot more time than what it is typically given. But the really striking item on it is this one:

      "No black men-white women themes"

      Boy isn't that a throwback to the days of slavery, ain't it?

  209. Golf (was Re:Dear dear dear) by beavis88 · · Score: 1

    I've heard that with golf instead of hunting too. Great joke, either way.

    1. Re:Golf (was Re:Dear dear dear) by shadowbearer · · Score: 1
      Seen some with fishing being the focus, too. :)

      I've seen a lot of different versions; this one is my (so far) my favorite.

      Like most really good generic jokes, it's *insert group here*; works for most, with some modification.

      The real punchline is the differential between what people think of as important in life. That's pretty much an infinite field (for comedians and punsters) to write to :) and it can even be clean :)

      Someday some asshole will quantify irony; and we'll probably all be poorer for it - there will be control groups, numerous studies, and it will conclude that we're all, essentially, insane.

      This post just may be used as a example. Ah, well. Infamy...and delusion :)

      /soapbox


      Cheers,
      SB

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      It's old. The more humans I meet, the more I like my cats. At least they are honest.
  210. My favorite quotes: by Crash+Culligan · · Score: 1
    Obscenity cases came to a standstill under Janet Reno, President Bill Clinton's attorney general, who focused on child pornography, which is considered child abuse and comes under different criminal statutes. The ensuing years saw an explosion of porn, so much so that critics say that Americans' tolerance for sexually explicit material rivals that of Europeans.

    Counterpoint: sex is an obsession to the USA. But many people fear it and want to see it stamped out. For this reason, many Europeans see the USA as a nation of seriously strung-out, hung-up, sexually deprived people ready to go postal at a moment's notice.

    The tone of the paragraph suggests that not only are those Americans insufficiently intolerant of it, but so are many Europeans!!

    The strategy in the 1980s resulted in a lot of extreme pornography - dealing in urination, violence or bestiality - going underground. Today, with the Internet, international producers and a substantial market, industry officials say there is no underground.

    *cough*FREENET*cough*

    Of course, knowing how some Republicans are with computers, someone could take out the domain http://www.barelylegalteenagegirlswearingskidmarke dboxers.com/, and they'd think that was somehow hidden too.

    Here's to hoping that Ashcroft gets his ass... well, I'm not going to say "kicked." Let the punishment fit the crime, I say

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    You cannot truly appreciate Dilbert until you read it in the original Klingon.
  211. This is Seriously Fucked Up by the_mad_poster · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This is truly a disturbing parellel.

    This guy basically just looked at something that a LOT of people shell out their hard earned money for and said "I don't like it, let's crack down".

    This guy is absolutely off his fucking rocker. I want to know what he bases this crackdown on? Has a large portion of the consenting adult population suddenly decided to go on a porn-free diet? Does he have persuasive documentation to show that a significant number of children are being adversely affected by pornography despite a reasonable effort from parents to monitor their children?

    I don't know how many more people I speak for when I say this. But, Mr. Ashcroft. Get the fuck out of my life. If you don't have better things to do with your time than this, you don't have anything worthwhile to do with your time, and I'm tired of paying your salary.

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    1. Re:This is Seriously Fucked Up by afidel · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Um, we knew Aschcroft was off his rocker within a couple days of him taking office. He had a curtain put up for a freaking nude marble statue! Also you point out the ultimate irony of Republicans, they want the government out of their lifes unless it's to instill their own brand of morality on everyone else.

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      There are 4 boxes to use in the defense of liberty: soap, ballot, jury, ammo. Use in that order. Starting now.
    2. Re:This is Seriously Fucked Up by the_mad_poster · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      1) All evidence for the curtains points to cost-savings since they had previously been renting them for events that they covered the statues in the room for and...

      2) Those curtains were put up a year and a half after he jumped on board and...

      3) "Republicans" and "Democrats" may as well be the same thing as far as sense and sanity go. Both groups are led by crackpot morons. I have my reservations about Libertarians too. What's that leave? Socialists? Communists? Nazis? Yea... that's a lot better...

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      Alito: A vote for Alito is a punch in the eye to put that bitch back in her place!
    3. Re:This is Seriously Fucked Up by d34thm0nk3y · · Score: 2, Insightful

      3) "Republicans" and "Democrats" may as well be the same thing as far as sense and sanity go. Both groups are led by crackpot morons. I have my reservations about Libertarians too. What's that leave? Socialists? Communists? Nazis? Yea... that's a lot better...

      It leaves making informed decisions based on the availible evidence and supporting whichever party happens to be closest at the time. AKA: Moderates

    4. Re:This is Seriously Fucked Up by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1


      And the only box that works is the ammo one.

      If the other three worked, we wouldn't be in this mess now.

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      Richard Steven Hack - This sig is TOO GODDAMN SHORT TO DO ANYTHING USEFUL WITH! MORONS!
    5. Re:This is Seriously Fucked Up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Moderates? Do you pay any attention to US Politics? We don't have any of those here :)

    6. Re:This is Seriously Fucked Up by backdoorstudent · · Score: 1
      3) "Republicans" and "Democrats" may as well be the same thing as far as sense and sanity go. Both groups are led by crackpot morons. I have my reservations about Libertarians too. What's that leave? Socialists? Communists? Nazis? Yea... that's a lot better...

      How about plain old voters? You don't have to be a member of a party. Let's drop the group mentality and show some real concern for the rights of individuals.

    7. Re:This is Seriously Fucked Up by mrsev · · Score: 1

      .....In a speech in 2002, Ashcroft made it clear that the Justice Department intends to try. He said pornography "invades our homes persistently though the mail, phone, VCR, cable TV and the Internet," and has "strewn its victims from coast to coast."....

      We should not be so harsh on Mr Ascroft. He is a good man who is just trying to save all those poor kittens.

      anyway to the main point ...how the fuck does porn invade your home through your phone and VCR???

    8. Re:This is Seriously Fucked Up by the_mad_poster · · Score: 2, Funny

      Larry Flynt comes into your house, kicks you in the nuts, puts a porno in your VCR, then makes a bunch of callback requests to sex lines.

      Now... with the nut-kicking thing... there is the little issue of him being a cripple, of course....

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      Alito: A vote for Alito is a punch in the eye to put that bitch back in her place!
    9. Re:This is Seriously Fucked Up by Ziffy · · Score: 1

      How about plain old non-voters? You know, the ones who don't want you or me to be ruled by any king/president/parliament/[person]/[group of people]? The ones who don't want to take any of your money, the ones who just want to live in peace?

      - Your friendly neighbourhood anarchist.

    10. Re:This is Seriously Fucked Up by mp3phish · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It's not the democrats or the republicans that are fucking everyone... Well, depending on how you look at it...

      Since the republican party caters to southern ignorance when it comes to their "learned" norms (war on drugs, abortion, economic policy, social bureaucracy, gun laws, religion, etc.) you could probably say that the reason republicans are powerful is because of their masses which buy into the taught accepted standard. Democrats on the other hand are always telling the poor joe (everyone who isn't rich or completely ignorant, plus some of those as well) to stick with them because of such issues as health care, taxes, natural resources and beauty, human and personal rights, privacy, etc.

      Both sides are basically fueled by a bunch of masses who are having strings pulled behind the scenes while they watch the curtains stay in place. So the question becomes not what does conservatism or liberalism or democrat or republican mean. Because you can't define those. It is different depending on if you are poor, rich, greedy, compassionate, racist, or ignorant.

      It all boils down to rich white men from the south running the Republican party with a platform that doesn't make sence to an educated person because it makes perfect sence to the ignorant. And then Democrats trying to do good for the poor guy because they are the only other masses left over, and they need votes as badly as possible. Poor and Ignorant are the only masses we have. The rest are all in a serious minority, and they are the ones running both parties. Republicans are always recruiting new poor people all the time though, because there is a large segment of poor people tend to be very religious on such issues as prayer in school and abortion. So these ignorant people will jump ship to the republicans on those issues alone, ignoring that they are poor and being stepped on when it comes to their natural resources, tax dollars, and big business CEO's ripping them off. Walmart, Dell, Microsoft, these are just the little guys, all banking because they control enough of their market that they can control minute details of how their much smaller competition runs their own business. Republicans have figured out how to get the ignorant vote: marketing marketing marketing. This is exactly how walmart, dell, and microsoft get those same exact votes.

      You can't beat the money with intelligence. Because there is too much misinformation spreading from the deep pockets. This modern day marketing tactics is why the republican party is growing, and the democrat party is shrinking, and everything is slowly moving right. 10 years ago, most of today's democrats would be considered republicans in most situations.

      I wouldn't blame it on the party itself. But the people running the party and the people who support it. Republian principle and Democratic principle are both very well thought out, they are just ruined by utter lack of respect, compassion, and a surplus of ignorance.

      I don't know what party to recommend to you. They all run on the same principle. The smaller groups control the masses. Dictatorship, monarchy, democracy, and republics are all controlled the same way. They are all subject to corruption, and any way of government which is will eventually finish in corruption.

      [/rant]

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      Your ignorance is infinitely greater than you realize.
    11. Re:This is Seriously Fucked Up by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 1
      A bar of soap lodged in the throat makes an excellent asphyxiation hazard.

      Why be content washing their mouths out when we can get the trachea too.

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      "Learning is not compulsory... neither is survival."
      --Dr.W.Edwards Deming
    12. Re:This is Seriously Fucked Up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      repulicans suck, democrats blow -- lewis black

      they are both corporate whores and sell their grandmas to the highest bidder.

      both are scum.

      each claim to be for certain things, each piss all over those things when the price is met.

      both will burn i hope

      but they will always (well for now ) balance out

    13. Re:This is Seriously Fucked Up by Sivaram_Velauthapill · · Score: 1

      Moderates are the ones that control USA right now. If it were further from the center (ie. far-left or far-right, or whatever), USA would be very different.

      All the problems that you blame on extremists is actually caused by the moderates. John Ashcroft has greater support from the Republican Party, which is actually a moderate party (after all, it is one of the top 2 parties) than by say the Libertarian Party, or the Communist Party, or the Green Party, or Socialist Party, or Anarchist Party.

      So all you moderates are responsible for the state of society. You guys have more power than anyone else; you guys are the ones that elect these people; you guys are the ones that fund these people; you guys are the ones that tacitly support all their policies (ranging for Patriot Act, to RIAA crackdowns, to Guantanomo Bay, to the "war" on drugs, to "war" on terrorism, to what now seems like a new "war" on pornography).

      The Bush administration (which includes Ashcroft, Cheney, Powell, etc) are not extremist by American standards--at least that's my impression. If they were, they would never even be in power. To see what I mean, watch Bush be re-elected (if Bush were an extremist he would probably get less than 10% of the vote).

      Sivaram Velauthapillai

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    14. Re:This is Seriously Fucked Up by Kreigaffe · · Score: 1

      " Republicans have figured out how to get the ignorant vote: marketing marketing marketing. This is exactly how walmart, dell, and microsoft get those same exact votes." But wait.. Wal-Mart is based in Arkansas, home of one Bill Clinton.. they may vote Republican nationally, but state elections, the democrats pwn. Well, OK. Dell's in Texas I think. But Microsoft is in Washington, which can hardly be called a Republican strong point. It's pretty much democrat through-and-through, with maybe 1 republican getting elected for every 11 democrats, just so the football team can have a waterboy..

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    15. Re:This is Seriously Fucked Up by AdeBaumann · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I somehow disagree with your statement that the Republican Party [...] us actually a moderate party (after all, it is one of the top 2 parties). Would you say the NSDAP (Nazi Party) in Germany in 193something-45 was moderate just because it was the top party? The CPSU in the Soviet Union was moderate because it was the top party from 1917-1991? Didn't think so...

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    16. Re:This is Seriously Fucked Up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also you point out the ultimate irony of Republicans, they want the government out of their lifes unless it's to instill their own brand of morality on everyone else.

      Naw, that isn't the ultimate irony... the ultimate irony is that this applies just as well to the Left.

      funny how obvious that is, yet people still carry on like conservatism is somehow the Left's opposition.

    17. Re:This is Seriously Fucked Up by bagel2ooo · · Score: 1

      This is in regards to the "Does he have persuasive documentation to show that a significant number of children are being adversely affected by pornography despite a reasonable effort from parents to monitor their children?" sentence/statement from above.

      I would like to ask what the benefit of monitoring is without proper education? Is this active or passive monitoring? If it's passive, such as installing a 'nanny' software and leaving it at that, I feel that is a really poor solution. It has become something of an adopted myth that issues that are hidden or obscured are solved. Active monitoring, I feel, is far more beneficial. Be truthful with your children and step them through what all this means, the risks and the benefits because learning it elsewhere (and we all know they will learn it elsewhere in time) is probably far more detrimental.

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    18. Re:This is Seriously Fucked Up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "doesn't make sence to an educated person because it makes perfect sence to the ignorant"

      this doesn't make sence to me .... but me's just a hick from da south, lacking yore edumucation.

    19. Re:This is Seriously Fucked Up by kabocox · · Score: 1

      Hey, how about us educated but poor folks! I'd rather vote libertarian, but there isn't one running in my area.

    20. Re:This is Seriously Fucked Up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As I see it, the problem is that the pols have lost their way. Used to be that elected officials would listen to their constituencies and act for them. Now they believe that if they've been elected, the people believe the same way that they do, so they can just act on their own and we'll all follow along.

      We're becoming our oppressors - remember why we revolted in the first place?

    21. Re:This is Seriously Fucked Up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah libertarians rule...

      I heard that there was this libertarian who was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon the libertarian killed the whole town. My friend Mark said that he saw a libertarian totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window.

    22. Re:This is Seriously Fucked Up by d34thm0nk3y · · Score: 1

      so wait....are you actually arguing that Ashcroft is not a far-religious-right-winger????

      I would say that the reason Bush is not going to be re-elected is because he is focusing too much on the far right and alienating the moderates.

      so, given that you deride moderation, which party line do you blindly accept?

    23. Re:This is Seriously Fucked Up by Sivaram_Velauthapill · · Score: 1

      I don't think it's fair to compare those parties. However, I will say that the Nazi Party, for example, was considered to be a moderate party by the Germans. Most Germans accepted the Nazi Party's policies and did not think of it as an extremist party.

      In any case, so are you saying that the Republican Party is not a "moderate" party? Or are you just pointing out how my reasoning is not foolproof?

      Sivaram Velauthapillai

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      Sivaram Velauthapillai
      Seeking the meaning of life... @slashdot of all places ;)
    24. Re:This is Seriously Fucked Up by Sivaram_Velauthapill · · Score: 1

      If the Republican Party under Bush is too extremist, how come the general American public does not seem to think so? Hardly anyone, other than leftists, accuse the Republicans of being extremist. When the Bush administration passes laws protecting the "fetus" there is hardly an outcry.

      I'm not saying that some of Bush's policies aren't extremist. All I'm saying is that the image of the Bush administration, and consequently the Republican Party in power presently, is not that of an extremist one.

      I'm not an American (I'm Canadian) so my votes won't really be in the American political system. I don't blindly follow anyone's party line (I'm a radical and radicals don't follow anyone blindly). However, if I was American and was to vote, I guess I would vote for the Green Party.

      Bush is going to be re-elected... and that will prove once in for all that Americans don't consider him and his policies extremist.

      I'm not deriding moderates, although I'm not one. All I'm doing is pointing out that they hold the power at all times (except during revolutions, and the like). The moderates are the ones that control the vote (not counting corporations which have even more control), and moderates ultimately are the ones that support the status quo and the present state of affairs. I think it is only reasonable to blame the moderates for many of the present problems.

      Sivaram Velauthapillai

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      Sivaram Velauthapillai
      Seeking the meaning of life... @slashdot of all places ;)
    25. Re:This is Seriously Fucked Up by d34thm0nk3y · · Score: 1

      Well, I guess you would have to live here to really understand what is going on. Also, I think we are confusing each other with political-semantics issues, moderate must mean something else up there. Here it just means in the middle, not too far right, not too far left. The far right(and the far left honestly) are a very vocal group all told, but they don't really represent the feelings of the largly quiet middle majority. Also, everyone in the US knows that Bush and especially Ashcroft are pretty far right. In fact Bush and Ashcroft seem to be proud of it. With the fiasco that Iraq is turning into I really think that Bush will not be re-elected. But if he is I will be the first one heading north.

    26. Re:This is Seriously Fucked Up by Sivaram_Velauthapill · · Score: 1

      Most Americans, and consequently USA, is conservative. Therefore, the Republican Party, even if led by Christian fundamentalists like Ashcroft and Bush are not seen as extremist in USA. In places like Canada, Britain or Europe, Bush and his friends will be run out of town ;)

      As far as Bush being re-elected, you should reconsider your vow. If not, I have a feeling I'll be seeing you here next year ;) Kerry is not that popular (he has consistently polled around 50%-60% and that's very narrow--and is nowhere near Clinton's popularity) and it is questionable if he will be strong during the election. All Bush needs is a terrorist attack somewhere and people will rally behind him. At the rate that Al-Qaida is claiming that something big is being prepared for USA, who knows what will happen?... Having said that, the Iraqi war could de-rail Bush. Things are not going well over there, with recent opposition to US occupation by popular majority. It remains to be seen what transpires though... At worst, Bush can always invoke religion and get the masses to support him. For instance, he can bring up homosexuality, which the majority of Americans seem to be against, and it will pretty much kill any Democrat (although Kerry flip-flops all the time and I'm not even sure what his position is).

      Sivaram Velauthapillai

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      Sivaram Velauthapillai
      Seeking the meaning of life... @slashdot of all places ;)
    27. Re:This is Seriously Fucked Up by AdeBaumann · · Score: 1

      I honestly don't know too much about US parties, being Swiss myself, but yeah, I was mainly pointing out what I perceived as a flaw in your reasoning. I'll take my pedant's hat off now...

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  212. ah, but to be an assistant in that department, by way2trivial · · Score: 1
    assigned to 'research'

    or to be one of the justices, and request an indepth search for "blonde, lesbian, and cute, on my desk, with (cough cough) a box of tissue for my (cough) nose"

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  213. History Lesson by bombadillo · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This will end up like the war on Alcohol (1920's) and the War on Drugs. Miserable failures that do nothing but give more power to organized crime. If they have a problem with porn then they should put a tax on it, Same with drugs. Ashcroft strikes me as the type that would make it illegal to copulate accept for the purpose of procreation.

  214. You're wrong about platypuses/platypae by antic · · Score: 1


    Platypuses is the correct plural, NOT platypae.

    --
    'Thats they exact same thing a banana wrench monkey.'
    1. Re:You're wrong about platypuses/platypae by stevejsmith · · Score: 1

      ...actually, it's platypi. (pronounced platuh-pee)

    2. Re:You're wrong about platypuses/platypae by antic · · Score: 1

      Not according to dictionary.com (which may very well be wrong, but if they were, surely someone would've notified them already).

      --
      'Thats they exact same thing a banana wrench monkey.'
    3. Re:You're wrong about platypuses/platypae by stevejsmith · · Score: 1

      Yes, according to Merriam-Webster. I guess it depends on who you trust more American Heritage or M-W.

  215. No More Bush? by TheLoneDanger · · Score: 1

    So when we hear or see the phrase "No More Bush!", whose campaign slogan is it?

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    "But I trust in the people's capacity for reflection, rage and rebellion." -Oscar Olivera
    1. Re:No More Bush? by jwlidtnet · · Score: 1

      ...well, I think it's funny.

  216. What is with the India-bashing paranoia, folks? by frostman · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Now really...

    If you're in the prawn... er, pr0n industry and you are fearing outsourcing, I don't think you should be worried about India.

    Regardless of whether you're an actor, a cameraperson, a producer, or a computer geek - you should be worried about Central and Eastern Europe.

    This outsourcing wave has been underway for years already. On 01 May it's going to become a whole lot cheaper, as certain borders vanish into memory.

    So please, before you take yet another jab at the Indians, have a look around the industry in question.

    It's really shocking how often self-proclaimed "open-minded" (or even self-proclaimed "smart") people around here default to these borderline-racist positions.

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    This Like That - fun with words!

  217. Re:I've never understood why sex is taboo in the U by Maestro4k · · Score: 1
    • Yeah, but the problem seems to be that he thinks he was _annointed_.
    That's still probably too kinky for him. (Yes I know what annointing is, just making light here to show how much of a prude the man is.)
  218. Re:I've never understood why sex is taboo in the U by noone06 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Actually when he first became junior senator, he litteraly had friends annoint him with oil, like the old kings of Isreal.
    This guy is crazy, check it out

  219. Re:I've never understood why sex is taboo in the U by bombadillo · · Score: 1

    Pretty funny actually. Ashcroft did lose to a dead guy. How does an incumbent lose to a dead person?

  220. I wonder by ciphertext · · Score: 1

    Porn is big business as reported in a past Business 2.0. I wonder how big a business it would be if there wasn't an expectation of privacy involved with viewing porn? How many people that view porn and subscribe to porn would no longer continue in such actions if it was no longer, private?

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    To know is to have knowledge....to understand is to be enlightened.
  221. I'm sure the war on porn ... by pherris · · Score: 3, Interesting
    ... will go as well as the war on drugs. I'm waiting for someone to get a two year MMS for selling an old copy of Hustler. "Honestly man, I was just holding".

    Moral conservatives constantly say that liberals want to make the US into somekind of utopian society yet IMO it's the conservatives that want to make the US into the "United States of Jesus" or some other claptrap.

    I have a great idea: Leave people the fuck alone. So long as all parties are adults and consenting let them be. Pray, fuck or smoke a joint, I really don't give a shit, it's your life not mine. Whatever happened to "Life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness"? Oh, I forgot, AG Ashcroft believes dancing is a sin (no shit, he really believes this) so porn must become illegal.

    I can't believe how fucked up this country has become. BTW, the Democrats have done their share to fuck things up too. Term limits people, that's the only way we'll get ourselves out of this mess.

    Over a dozen brave US Marines died today holding their position in Iraq and the DOJ has the balls to bring this crap up? We are truly FUBAR.

    pherris quietly puts on a fire retardant suit and watches his karma head south.

    --
    "And a voice was screaming: 'Holy Jesus! What are these goddamn animals?'" - HST
    1. Re:I'm sure the war on porn ... by bnenning · · Score: 1

      I have a great idea: Leave people the fuck alone. So long as all parties are adults and consenting let them be. Pray, fuck or smoke a joint, I really don't give a shit, it's your life not mine.

      Well said.

      Oh, I forgot, AG Ashcroft believes dancing is a sin (no shit, he really believes this)

      Not that I have great difficulty believing this, but do you have a source?

      --
      How to solve most of our problems: 1.Lots of nuclear plants. 2.Cure aging.
    2. Re:I'm sure the war on porn ... by nitemayr · · Score: 1

      From the Article: Ashcroft, a religious man who does not drink alcohol or caffeine, smoke, gamble or dance, and has fought unrelenting criticism that he has trod roughshod on civil liberties in the wake of the Sept. 11 attacks, is taking on the porn industry at a time when many experts say Americans are wary about government intrusion into their lives.


      Crazy Mofo, even hates Calico Cats and beliees the media was persecuting him by taking pics of him with the statue of justice behind him.

      --
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      You, my friend are as black as pitch.
      With love, Pot.
    3. Re:I'm sure the war on porn ... by bnenning · · Score: 2, Informative
      From the Article: Ashcroft, a religious man who does not drink alcohol or caffeine, smoke, gamble or dance

      Right, but that's not conclusive. I don't smoke or drink, but I don't think it's a sin to do so. Although this seems to confirm it:
      Ashcroft and his wife, Janet, declined to dance even at his inaugural gala as Missouri governor, upholding his church's stance on dancing.

      On the night before he joined the U.S. Senate in early 1995, Ashcroft knelt in a Washington home and allowed family and close friends to anoint him in oil and lay their hands on him in prayer. The ritual dates to the anointing of ancient kings of Israel.
      Um, great.
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      How to solve most of our problems: 1.Lots of nuclear plants. 2.Cure aging.
    4. Re:I'm sure the war on porn ... by teslafreak · · Score: 1

      "I have a great idea: Leave people the fuck alone" - The best idea I have read in a long time.

    5. Re:I'm sure the war on porn ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In 2001, though, one interesting case emerged from St. Charles County, Mo., the heart of Ashcroft's conservative Missouri base. First Amendment lawyer Cambria defended a video store there against state charges that it was renting two obscene videotapes that depicted group sex, anal sex and sex with objects.

      Cambria won, convincing a jury of 12 women, all between the ages of 40 and 60, that the tapes had educational value and helped reduce inhibitions. They reached the verdict in less than three hours.

      Well, with a defence who can convince grandmothers that group anal sex with objects is educational,
      it's gonna be quite a fight!
    6. Re:I'm sure the war on porn ... by pherris · · Score: 1
      Crazy Mofo, even hates Calico Cats

      WTF is up with that? I've heard this many times and still can't figure out why. Is it just Calicos or do Persians (the cats) or Tabbies also cause him to freak.

      Ashcroft is one of the most evil people to come to power in US history since Harry J Anslinger (another truly fucked up human).

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      "And a voice was screaming: 'Holy Jesus! What are these goddamn animals?'" - HST
  222. What about porn that's not porn? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have a motocross fetish. I surf the web for hours at a time to find photos of men in full MX gear so I can jerk off. The best pict i have is of Chad Reed right after a race, the only skin showing is his neck between his helmet and his jersey.
    It's the hottist thing I've ever seen.
    I could go into detail about this pict and why it turns my crank . However I'm nice enough to know that most of you don't want to hear it.
    My Playboy is the copy of RacerX I get every month. The guy doing the check out a B&N asked if I was a motocross fan, I just smiled and said yes.

    My point is, porn is something that helps us get off. Maybe it's a girl with big tits, maybe it's a fat hairy guy in a tool belt. As long as the people making and using it are responsible adults there should be no problem.

    Porn is just something that makes feel good for a little bit. And there's nothing wrong with that.

  223. Re:I've never understood why sex is taboo in the U by RexHowland · · Score: 4, Insightful

    You're assuming that the consumers of pornography would otherwise be "normal" people if they weren't exposed to porn. The majority of people can look at porn without it becoming a problem. It is the minority who are affected, when "it undermines their relationships with others."

    It's a big assumption to say that they are capable of having a normal relationship with others in the first place. Perhaps the reason they turn to porn is because they are, in fact, incapable. Porn is not the cause of problems, it is the effect.

    And, similarly, taking it away doesn't fix those problems. In fact, if porn were made illegal, I think we'd see an increase in rapes and similar crimes -- from people who need other outlets for their sex drive.

    Honestly, it's rather narrow-minded to believe that all people are "normal," and it's things like porn and drugs and alcohol that turn them into freaks. Of course the "normal" people can be content without porn and drugs and alcohol. They have good genes, they were raised right... They have what it takes to be happy, without needing vices to get them there.

    Everybody else, though, needs certain things to help them through their struggles. If they need those things, then taking them away won't make their struggles any better, and would often make them worse.

    So there's no benefit in going after porn. People who choose to view it do it for a reason. If they don't need porn to get them through life, fine. Nobody's forcing them to look at it. But if they do need it, then taking it away would be infringing upon their rights.

    Remember: "Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Happiness. "

  224. Dear Mr Ashcroft: When you declare war on... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...things the middle class holds dear, like porno and Howard Stern, don't be suprised when the middle class declares war on you-- and votes your boss right the fuck out of office in November.

    "Regime change" begins at home.

  225. back in the day by madpanzer · · Score: 1

    Back in the day, people had a greater degree of respect for those in authority. Though certain people may not have agreed with the viewpoints of those in authority, they respected those as figures of authority.

    Back in the day, people understood the responsibility that came with freedom of speech. People understood what freedom of speech *really* meant.

    Back in the day, people understood the values that made America great. People seem to think morality is based on the popular concensus of such... but this thinking is dangerous. If humans themselves make their own law, their own viewpoint of what is right and what is wrong, society is doomed to collapse. Humans themselves are in no way capable of deciding for themselves what is moral.

    Its astonishing how much thinking has changed since.

    The viewpoint shown here seems not to be the popular one here with most of the posters...

    1. Re:back in the day by EzInKy · · Score: 1

      "Back in the day" a woman couldn't vote and people of a certain color had to ride on the back of the bus.

      Its astonishing how much thinking has changed since.

      Yes, sanity can have a real sobering impact on a society.

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      Time is what keeps everything from happening all at once.
    2. Re:back in the day by faring · · Score: 1
      The viewpoint shown here seems not to be the popular one here with most of the posters...

      I'm not really sure what your viewpoint is supposed to be. Humans shouldn't make their own decisions, they should obey the strictures of authority? Problematic, since I've yet to run into an auhtority figure who is not human. Unless of course you're referring to one of the many conflicting books (also written by humans) that claim to contain the word of some sort of superior being. But none of them seem to agree on much of anything, besides "try not to kill people who believe like you do".

      Perhaps you mean we should consult the Greys for moral guidance?

  226. Enough is Enough by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They can trace our mp3 files, they can outsource our jobs, they can sue children for downloading music, they can invade our privacy, and may be even take our freedom, but when it comes to pr0n, they have crossed the line.

    I object!

  227. Amen! by Tony · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Conservatives *are* for free markets. Bush, Cheney and Asscroft aren't conservatives. They're right-wing radicals.. i.e. fascists.

    I wish more people would realize this. I generally vote either independent or democrat, but I tend toward libertarianism (not the kind represented by the Libertarians, but that espoused by President Jefferson). I do not believe a completely unregulated free market is the right way; otherwise, we end up with corporations in control, as they wield all the power. (Kind of like we have now.)

    Just wanted to clarify, so you know my biases.

    But: those fuckers in control right now are *not* republicans in anything but party affiliation. I've known too many republicans, held intelligent and useful discourse with republicans, and generally agree with most of their viewpoints.

    Bush, Cheney, Ashcroft, and the others in charge of our country do *not* practice republican ideals: small government, reduced spending, fiscal responsibility, and a respect for personal liberty and responsibility.

    They are fascists, pure and simple.

    --
    Microsoft is to software what Budweiser is to beer.
    1. Re:Amen! by bnenning · · Score: 1

      I do not believe a completely unregulated free market is the right way; otherwise, we end up with corporations in control, as they wield all the power. (Kind of like we have now.)

      Although much of the power that corporations have comes by buying favorable legislation from government (DMCA et al).

      Bush, Cheney, Ashcroft, and the others in charge of our country do *not* practice republican ideals: small government, reduced spending, fiscal responsibility, and a respect for personal liberty and responsibility.

      Ditto. I'm a libertarian-leaning Republican, and Bush has annoyed me on a number of issues, of which this is the latest. I won't be that upset if Kerry wins, as long as the GOP keeps Congress. Gridlock is often an effective way to keep government from screwing things up.

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  228. Re:The Porn Industry Isn't Going To Just Take It.. by SubtleNuance · · Score: 1

    I even use 100 percent recycled 2 ply Facial Tissues (The brand is seventh generation, btw)

    What is 7th generation recycled facial tissue?

  229. Prawnography is a serious problem. by Dlugar · · Score: 3, Funny

    Just visit www.prawnography.net if you don't believe me.

    Filthy, absolutely filthy. How can the government allow people to publish this smut--and online, where anybody can access it! Please, won't somebody think of the children?

    Dlugar

    --
    Computer Go: Writing Software to Play the Ancient Game of Go
  230. MOD UP by macdaddy · · Score: 1

    Pretty please. This guy is right. Asscroft lost the 2000 Missouri Governor's race to a DEAD MAN. The former Governor who was running for reelection died in a plane crash. He still won the election over the living (barely?) Asscroft.

  231. Re:The Porn Industry Isn't Going To Just Take It.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    and why has he stated it so prominently?

  232. Re:I've never understood why sex is taboo in the U by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And if you think you live in a democracy... then you're a bigger moron.

  233. What's Next? by Katieminna · · Score: 1

    First they take away our right to download free music, now they want to take away our right to learn how to give a blowjob properly on HBO? What else is there to live for?

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  234. Haha, April Fools! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fools, anyway. Plus it's April.

    Makes you wonder if that's a wise thing to do in an election year. More pandering to the (presumably) non-wanking "Christian" right? (What would Jesus wank to?) Perhaps Ashcroft knows that a real crackdown would never fly, but he has to pretend to attempt one anyway to make certain groups of likely voters happy? Any backlash against a crackdown can always be blamed on liberal wankers, thus further riling up the non-wanking moralists. Maybe this is a brilliant move after all.

  235. Re:The Porn Industry Isn't Going To Just Take It.. by severed · · Score: 1

    Seventh Generation is a line of recycled tissues and whatnot. Take a look at their website. Usually you can find them at organic food stores and the like.

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    HaXXXor.com - Naked Chicks Teach You How To Ha

  236. Good reason article on this . by Facekhan · · Score: 1

    The current issue of Reason magazine. www.reason.com has a cover article on this issue. I am sure it is far more free speech centered then the Baltimore Sun article. How did the Moonies get to own so many newpapers anyways?

  237. What does this mean? by Katieminna · · Score: 1

    Wait a minute! No more porn! What are we on Slashdot to do without something interesting to look at when the DSL line malfunctions and we can't get online?!!

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  238. True Confessions time? by Un+pobre+guey · · Score: 1
    Lucky bastard. The stuff I like tends not to exist. It is somewhere between the stuff you can get at the average neighborhood video store and the grotesque stuff they keep behind the curtain.

    On usenet, I dig the female imagery with a good healthy look at their genitals, but I hate it when they tug, tear, flap, or otherwise manipulate their snatch. Of course, sticking objects in there is a serious turn-off for me, especially all of those kitschy, brightly colored or shiny dildos. Unfortunately, most of the stuff out their has that sort of thing.

  239. Obscure Joke of the day by Elpacoloco · · Score: 1
    Try entering this on a unix/linux box for my opinion:
    $rm -rf meese-ethics
  240. ARE YOU BLIND? WAG THE DOG! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Are you all nuts. This is just a big "WAG THE DOG" to put some controversial issue for the big Bush re-election. Just like Gay marrage, it something to soldify his base voters. Nothing more.

  241. The latest: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In other news, the Department of Justice's Human Resources website was slashdotted by those seeking jobs as computer forensic specialists.

  242. Fair weather by macdaddy · · Score: 1

    I call them fair weather Christians. They make the religious arguement when it suits their needs. Otherwise they live their lives like the rest of us. I swear this country is breeding a bunch of fucking prudes. It's embarrasing. George Carlin had it right when he talked about the pussification of the United States.

  243. This is great news! by I_am_Syrinx · · Score: 1

    With resources available to spend time on these actions, it makes me glad the war on terror must now be over, and the world is free from thugs like Osama Bin Laden and...oh wait

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  244. Nothing New by Ryosen · · Score: 1

    It's the same "Family Values" crap that they ran on last time. It *is* an election year, after all, and the Republicans are hard pressed to come up with issues that they can be strong on.

    My advice: "It's *still* the economy, stupid!"

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    Ryosen
    One man's "Troll, +1" is another man's "Insightful, +1".
  245. Gee... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...I'm SO GLAD the Anthrax Mailer has been caught!

    Oh what? He hasn't?

    But at least Tommy Chong is in jail! And thank GAWD they covered up that OBSCENE STEEL BREAST on the statue of justice...what will the CHILDREN think?

  246. Re:Pointless (Revenge of the English Major) by tbjw · · Score: 1

    It is almost never incorrect to form a plural by using '-s'/'-es'. The exceptions generally are Old English words with established irregular plurals (children, sheep), words with latin endings where no-one ever uses the English plural (these are generally technical terms in origin) such as labium, vertebra, and words which have two different plurals which mean different things, such as index, indexes (in books), indices (in mathematics).

  247. Laws don't necessarily convey justice... by crimson30 · · Score: 1

    The law's the law

    So you follow laws simply for the sake of them being laws?

    It really bothers me that so many people follow rules handed down to them without question.

    "Anyone in a free society where the laws are unjust has an obligation to break the law."
    -Henry David Thoreau

  248. Bush/Ashcroft are keeping the porn for themselves! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    After reading the article, I decided to send Bush and Ashcroft an email to let them know how I feel. And then it became completely clear to me why they're doing this. They want to keep all of the porn for themselves!

  249. MOD UP! by crimson30 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I really don't give a shit, it's your life not mine. Whatever happened to "Life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness"?

    Indeed... I think all this really illustrates how we've strayed from the founding principles of this country... as such, we're definitely on a fast track to being totally fucked.

    pherris quietly puts on a fire retardant suit and watches his karma head south.

    If you're modded down, it's truly a sign of how screwed up things are and how brainwashed the masses have become...

  250. Re:I've never understood why sex is taboo in the U by macdaddy357 · · Score: 1

    Yeah! He lost an election for the Senate to Mel Carnahan in spite of Carnahan being dead. Some suspect Ashcroft was behind the plane crash that killed him.

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    How ya like dat?
  251. WTF? by Chr1s-Cr0ss · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I know this has been said, but... what the hell?

    A: This country was founded on the premise of the government not being allowed to control what we do in the privacy of our own homes.
    B: Consenting adults!!! People who are offended by pr0n don't have to watch it.
    C: Without pr0n, what are people going to wank to?

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    68.3% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
    1. Re:WTF? by cyranoVR · · Score: 1

      C: Without pr0n, what are people going to wank to?

      Written in jest, but you actually raise a serious point. I wonder if eradicating "indecent" thoughts will be next on their list after they're done with pictures, movies and words?

      Not to mention wanking itself!

  252. Don't vote for Bush! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just yet another of the MANY reasons to not vote for Bush.

    You can bet once Asscroft goes after the porn sites, next he will go after any person who purchased adult pornography. This is what Bush has brought our country to.

  253. Minor correction by MadAnthony02 · · Score: 1

    The U.S. didn't arrest the girl. The PA state police did. Granted, PA is in the U.S., but it's not the federal government in this case.

  254. The people of Missouri spoke... by TrentL · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...and they elected a dead guy instead of re-electing Ashcroft.

    1. Re:The people of Missouri spoke... by Analogy+Man · · Score: 1
      And I got a Flamebait -1 for the same comment...

      Oh the fickle fate of meta moderation.

      --
      When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty.
  255. OT: Love the name! by Rufus88 · · Score: 1

    Sorry for the off topic post, but I just love your name. A transcendental raised to the power of another transcendental times an irrational derived from an integer.... is an integer! (Or so nearly so that it doesn't matter. Where did you find that? Is there a theorem behind it?

    1. Re:OT: Love the name! by exp(pi*sqrt(163)) · · Score: 1

      There is some good theory behind it. It's all about the j function which is one of the most amazing functions in existence. But I'll stop now as once I start on how cool it is I won't stop...

      --
      Doesn't it make you feel good to know that our freedoms are protected by politicans, lawyers and journalists.
  256. To quote Charlton Heston... by engineerErrant · · Score: 1

    They'll pry my porn from my cold, dead, sticky hands!

  257. This November... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Folks. This November, remember these things! This is the stuff that just has to stop. We've been on a downward spiral for close to four years with regard to freedom and, one way or another, it has to stop. Remember this: soap, ballot, jury, ammo. This is the soap box. This November is the ballot box. If Bush wins (and my God, I hope he doesn't - I've never felt so strongly about a topic like this), we have to move on to step 3. Out of fear of being caught, I want mention step 4, but I, for one, refuse to live in a country that is guided by this type of person. I have no desire to live my life in the way that Ashcroft thinks I should. I don't care if the family down the street doesn't think the same way I do - that's their RIGHT and what was fought for more than 200 year ago.

  258. Re:The Porn Industry Isn't Going To Just Take It.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    It's interesting, because I just looked at your site, and I really don't consider it to be porn at all. Not even softcore. There's nudity, but no sex. Why shouldn't people teach me how to use some basic Unix tools in the nude? They could be wearing any other sort of clothing.

    You should really have used your Powerbook for the picture at the top of the main page, though. Nothing takes away from a nice nude pose quicker than a bunch of legacy ports on the back of a notebook. :P

  259. Hrm... Confused... Thought it was a close election by smagruder · · Score: 1

    Does Bush *really* want to lose the "porn lover" vote? Especially since a great deal of these voters are closeted conservatives? Who won't this administration piss off this year in its reelection bid?

    --
    Steve Magruder, Metro Foodist
  260. Hey President Bush... by JavaLord · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Way to drive away those independant voters during an election year. Let me tell you something, you can outsource a man's job to the moon but never, EVER fuck with his porn.

  261. Re:Haxxxor is an embarrassment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Njah, i think his site is good.

  262. When this goes to the Supreme Court... by objekt · · Score: 1

    ...then they'll have to deal with Judge Clarence Thomas! :-)

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    -- Boycott Shell
  263. You may want to rethink that by caffeineHacker · · Score: 1

    or taken to a morgue because of a porn overdose.

    Apparently you've not been introduced to the joys of autoerotic-asphyxiation...even had a cousin die from this one. Plus people have hurt themselves stimulating their prostates with wierd items.

    1. Re:You may want to rethink that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And you think this happens because of high availability of porn rather than due to sexual repression?

  264. Using money and resource on that its stupid by ArcticCelt · · Score: 5, Insightful

    if you werent all such prudes, you wouldnt mind explaing to your kids how sex works, without geting all embarrassed. I mean, it is HOW THEY WERE CREATED!!!!!.

    To ad on top of your point of view, then its ok to show people get killed and beaten on tv but not making love.

    Or let's talk about fear factor, I think its les degrading for a human being to make love live on tv than to eat cow turd just to entertain the masses.

    Anyway I am certainly not advocating to ban any of those issues I am just saying that using the public money and resource on those matters is the most stupid thing that a government can do.

    --

    Yahh, hiii haaaaa! -Major Kong, from Dr. Strangelove
  265. Not to worry... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I can say from CLEAR memory from college - Indian chicks are quite capable of being supadupa hot.

    In fact there was this one chick who was probably only 5'2" but ...

    nevermind.

  266. Re:I've never understood why sex is taboo in the U by DietVanillaPepsi · · Score: 1
    Although, you must admit...Christian fundamentalists are a little bit less scary than Islamic fundamentalists. Christian fundies just want to speak in tongues, pass out after being filled with the holy ghost and stop the virus that is pr0n, yo!...Fundie Muslims on the other hand, they just want us to stop. Existing.

    I don't think sex is all that taboo in America. It is discussed freely on television, in magazines...it is taboo only to the religious who feel that sex is a cherished act between a married man and woman...No anal play allowed, lest they violate the Word.

    The religious who are in power seek to keep it taboo though. Take the Governor's Program on Abstinence that was instituted in my home state of Louisiana. We were not allowed to be taught about the technicalities of sex or about birth control in my high school health class. Only that we shouldn't do it and condoms don't really work that well. Which sent the message: "Don't bother with a condom - doesn't work anyway!" And we had a woman from the local anti-abortion "Women's Health" clinic telling us about sex. No bias there.

  267. Pander, pander, pander by Durandal64 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    With the public slowly waking up to the simple fact that Iraq is a Hell hole and that the Bush administration spun lies and half-truths that would make Bill Clinton wonder how it was he who was impeached, Bush needs to energize his core support base. You know, the good, God-fearing, church-going Christians bent on defying every principle set down by the Framers of the Constitution to drag all us heathens back into The Light, whether we want them to or not.

    Those people don't particularly give a shit about what goes on in Iraq. They barely know that a world exists outside of their quaint, sub-1,000 population towns with as few branches on the family tree as Catholic churches down the street. All they know is that Saint Dubya is bringing justice and light to those heathen, savage "sand niggers" and/or "Aye-rabs." But what really concerns them is Bush's refusal up until now to deal with the utterly critical issues of mutually consensual, same-sex marriages and perfectly lawful pornography. That's the stuff causing society's collapse. All that sex and dancing. Oh, and the hip-hop. That's got to be next on Ashcroft's agenda. Getting those silly negro rappers off the street, in prison and America back into church on Sundays (specifically fundamentalist Protestant churches), that's what'll get America back on track. Then God will be on our side.

    1. Re:Pander, pander, pander by Durandal64 · · Score: 1

      What genius modded this as off-topic? Here's a hint: the topic is Bush's religious war on pornography. This post deals with ... Bush's religious war on pornography. Moron.

  268. I could watch Fight Club with my mom, could you .. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I could watch Fight Club with my mom could you watch Deep Throat with yours? if not then shut up.

  269. Now what about them drugs? by TubeSteak · · Score: 0, Redundant

    That is pretty much what happened when Ashcroft was prosecuting cases in Missouri. He would go after small smoking accesory dealers. He wasn't going to go after Afghani Drug Lords (who own a controlling interest in companies that distributes paraphernalia in hotel rooms.) He knew he couldn't win even against the small guys, but he would seize their assets over and over again and hold onto their inventory for a period of time (long enough for them to have to reorder it) to disrupt their business and cost them tons of legal fees till they went bankrupt. He would let them get it back, seize it again... He did eventually bring several of them to trial (and I don't remember him winning though I believe a couple of the stores closed from all of the disruption of their business). Temporary injunctions also work well for business disruption.

    I've always thought that this trait in Ashcroft could be put to good use by telling him most spam is advertising perscription drugs and a good portion of it ends up in the in-boxes of kids and teens. Try to get him to go after spammers instead through the back door. Unfortunately that has not happened.

    To me it's all kind of silly. Drugs (& paraphernalia) wouldn't be a multi-billion dollar industry with exceptional growth rates if people didn't want it. It also wouldn't be the money maker it is without the internet there to let people shop in relative privacy. It's worked out fantastic for the sellers of sex toys as well, eliminating the barrier to entry for customers that would be averse to buying the double ended ... at a retail outlet.

    Given his prior history if I hosted a site that sold water pipes or bongs I would probably try to move it off-shore.

    Now, i realize lots of people would argue for porn and against drugs, but a lot of the arguments are the same.

    --
    [Fuck Beta]
    o0t!
    1. Re:Now what about them drugs? by fsterman · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Actually this is exactly what they did. Once we told them we were going to fight it they pressed _more_ charges. We couldn't sell pipes because they would just bust down on us again, doubling the number of charges. The headshop went to shit quickly. Everyone was trying to run a business while not knowing if they would be spending decades in federal prison and after that being laden with untold amounts in fines.
      After months of _getting to_ court and spending thousands on lawyers we caved. The DOJ and whatever Ashcroft wants it to do has an unlimited budget. We realized that it wasn't worth it. Most of us had deteriorating mental heath, some considering suicide. We took 2 years federal probation.
      It really isn't funny. No one smoking pot. Some places can still sell wooden and clay pipes, everyone can sell rolling papers, and you can always buy and apple at a supermarket. Some have gotten better at rolling, some are putting their health in worse danger (depending on your view of MJ on the lungs) because they use tinfoil and pop-cans.
      What really IS funny is many glassblowers started making glass dildos. No joke.

      http://www.glassfantasy.com/

      --
      Is there anything better than clicking through Microsoft ads on Slashdot?
  270. Can someone foward me the memo for when by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The taliban moved to dc after being removed from afghanistan? Also why does it feel like i've woken up in the martha washington storyline from Frank Miller? Just waiting for the inevitable no elections in nov 04 after some "event" then we'll be all set.

  271. They Came For Me... by daina · · Score: 1

    "First they came for the Communists, but I was not a Communist so I did not speak out. Then they came for the Socialists and the Trade Unionists, but I was neither, so I did not speak out. Then they came for the Jews, but I was not a Jew so I did not speak out. And when they came for me, there was no one left to speak out for me." - Martin Niemoller

  272. SuicideGirls has a discussion on this too... by asreal · · Score: 1

    Right here.

  273. Teen girl busted - posting nude photos OF HERSELF by alizard · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Teen girl charged with posting nude photos on Internet
    PITTSBURGH (AP) ? A 15-year-old girl The girl, whose identity was withheld, was accused of sending out photographs of herself in various states of undress and performing a variety of sexual acts. She sent them to people she met in chat rooms on the Internet, police said.

    . . .

    She has been charged with sexual abuse of children, possession of child pornography and dissemination of child pornography.

    Rest at the URL.

    So if you're a 15 year old with a Webcam. . . Ashcroft says that it is not only illegal to send out nude photos of yourself, but it is even illegal to take and keep nude photos of yourself on your own hard drive.

    If the DOJ is so well funded that they can fight terror and send little girls to jail at the same time, maybe it's time to start looking into cutting their budget. They obviously don't need it to protect Americans.

    If Bush manages to get himself reelected after this kind of crap, time to look for a free country.

  274. Remember: One Click and You're Guilty by cyranoVR · · Score: 1

    If we use what MPAA and RIAA are doing with little old laides as a guide, anybody who accidentally opens a porno-spam from China is a potential target for the Feds.

    Actually, no clicks and you're guilty (thanks to IP spoofing).

    Prediction: a lot of people who think that this issue won't affect them will get a rude awakening in the form of an arrest warrant.

  275. Before they invented clothes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wow, I guess the people that lived before they invented clothes must have been completely insane!

    Or were they sane and those of us who feel ashamed of various parts of our own bodies the ones who have been dehumanized?

  276. A lot of replies - just one more by tuomoks · · Score: 1

    The age of this business compared to the age of
    governing business ? Give me a break ! Who you
    think will win ?

  277. HEY LOOK! ITS POINTLESS MONONOKE! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    NT

  278. Re:I've never understood why sex is taboo in the U by 33degrees · · Score: 1

    The thing is, it's not a war angainst religious fundamentalism, it's a war against someone else's religious fundamentalism. The only difference between us and them is that they're not us.

    While I realise that the issue is more complex than that, I do believe that religious fundamentalism in and of itself is not a real issue for the US.

  279. Where porn is forced upon us by michaelmalak · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Porn doesn't sneak into your phone, VCR, or cable TV: you have to call a 900 number, rent a video, or order pay per view.
    Here is where I've been unwillingly subjected to porn -- which I do not want:
    • Razor Magazine suddenly started coming to my home every month. I have a feeling it might have been because I subscribed to Men's Fitness a decade ago -- when it was about fitness and not about sexual technique (I canceled when they switched for that reason).
    • Walking through a mall and Victoria's Secret has a 12-foot high photo of a completely nude woman in the window.
    • Stores display unshrouded soft porn
    • South Beach Diet banner ads
    • Spam (which you noted as your sole exception)
    • Women jogging down the street in training bras. Folks, the first bra on TV was the 1986 Playtex cross-your-heart bra commercial -- 10 to 20 years after the so-called sexual revolution. Immodesty accelerated through the 90's.
    • Even at the office -- before 1990, sleeveless dresses were considered improper work attire. They used to be called "sundresses." Now stores don't even sell dresses with sleeves.
    Your standards may be different than mine, but I don't think it's unreasonable to expect to be able to choose whether or not to consume what was considered porn in 1980.
    1. Re:Where porn is forced upon us by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You really think that a woman in a jogging bra is porn? Or a sleeveless dress? I would assume you're a troll, but if so you're a deeply confused one.

      For you to tell a female jogger what she ought to wear - even in a slashdot post - is far more offensive than any porn I've ever seen. Even the goatse guy (if that could be considered porn).

      Porn is when someone's giving someone else a good fucking (granted there are endless permutations of fucking, but you know it when you see it). Softporn is when someone's giving someone else a good simulated fucking. Nudity is nudity. Semi-nudity is merely fashion. If any of these things disturb you, check out the goatse guy or some other scatological resource for some perspective. You'll survive, and so will America.

    2. Re:Where porn is forced upon us by black88 · · Score: 0

      I guess then that my standards are indeed markedly different from yours, as are the standards of many, many people in the USA and in fact the world.

      That a magazine came to you which contained material you consider offensive is a valid point, but I must conlude that you sir, are either:

      a)Very sexually repressed, if you are in fact morally offended and consider advertisements for brassierres to be sexually offensive, or:

      b)Just plain fascist, if in fact you actually think that a woman choosing to wear a sleeveless dress to work is beyond the bounds of moral decency and forbearance.

      You, sir, are fully entitled to not agree with me, or to be offended at such content as offends your every moral fiber, but in no uncertain terms are you allowed to make a decision FOR ME based on your pious belief of a vengeful "god".

      I bet you hate transvestites, don't you?

      Here's something you will certainly enjoy:

      I am wearing a sleeveless dress myself, with black stockings.

      And I am a MAN.

      Got a moral problem with that one?

  280. Hey! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My GF likes porn AND my stupid jokes on /.!!!

  281. Calling all home movie makers... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is a serious posting though it will sound absurd. Things I'd like to see done in this fight:

    * An ASCII porn image or ascii porn animation that uses words and political statements in part of its animation to illustrate an erotic act.

    * Someone who videotaped themselves masturbating when they were under 18 use the tape to make an informative video about masturbation tips and techniques. You may be able to find some advice from jackinworld.com. The end result shouldn't be erotic but educational. If you have footage of yourself reaching to start and stop the tape it would be helpful to prove that no one filmed this "kiddie porn" other than the kid who is now of legal age to properly know what to do with his work. You'll still have a hard time finding someone who will publish this but such a tape could be a key case.

    * Make a sex education presentation (powerpoint, keynote, etc) that uses text only to communicate its points. Film a version of this presentation with live human models illustrating the points (keep it educational rather than erotic). Make a derivative version that uses still photographic clips from this film for illustration. Finally make a version that uses only vector and hand drawn graphics of the models. Distribute these versions with the only difference being their bandwidth.

    * Get a group of people from community theatre to film a classic in the nude. Something like an interracial version of Romeo and Juliet. Naked versions of the story of Eden or the Psalms. Make sure that it's something out of copyright and that has been performed in many places without accusations of pornography when done clothed.

    And I have to say it...

    * Vote against George Bush and John Ashcroft in the next election. This means that it you aren't registered to vote you need to get that way NOW and make sure you are still on the rolls. If you live in an area that uses the new digital voting machines you may want to consider taking a trip out of town on election day and therefore being able to vote by absentee ballot in advance so that there is a real paper trail.

  282. Dear Department of Justice: by bersl2 · · Score: 1

    You leave us perverts alone! If you do this, I will personally beat the crap out of every single one of you.

    Sincerely,
    bersl2
    Many times over a proud pervert

  283. which bible are you referring to? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    do you read ancient greek? latin? hebrew?
    the so-called bible you refer to is not authentic. it has been changed over the years to suit the needs or wants of those in power.

    1. Re:which bible are you referring to? by Snoopy77 · · Score: 1

      I believe the only change has been due to translation from one language to another. You can feel free to disagree.

      --
      "She's a West Texas girl, just like me" - G.W Bush Iraqis
    2. Re:which bible are you referring to? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You need to learn more about how translation works.

      Hint: "literal translation" is not a compliment, nor an indication of accuracy. And there the quagmire begins.

  284. Ascii by JoshRoss · · Score: 1

    Lameness filter encountered. Post aborted!
    Reason: Your comment looks too much like ascii art.
    B ( * ) ( * ) B I E S

    1. Re:Ascii by JoshRoss · · Score: 1

      Slashdot censors ascii boobies! I had to use two spaces between the nipps in order to get those puppies to post.

  285. Time for another American Revolution by GrahamCox · · Score: 1

    People seem to be too willing to sit back and let corrupt governments tell them how they should live their own lives. In the past, this was not put up with so readily. Revolutions happen. Time for another one. Waiting for the election is one thing, and you know you MUST vote, and vote out that hideous representative of your sorry country that calls himself the "president", but if that fails, well, it's time the people took it into their own hands. History shows that in the end it's the only way.

    Religious mania of any flavour is bad - Bush condemns Islamic fundametalist, but his own brand of sickening Christian fundamentalism is just as bad.

    Bush's "war on terror" is CREATING terrorism, just as his foreign policy is fuelling it.

    The rest of the world, including America's firm allies, is looking on with increasing dismay and worry. The people of America have GOT to do something about it. We are unable to vote in your election, despite the fact that the outcome has a direct impact on all our lives, so we are looking to the people to do the right thing.

    The porn thing is not the issue - it's a smokescreen, but one that clearly shows the true nature of the forces in charge of YOUR country. Are you going to sit back and just let all this shit continue to deeply damage your nation's reputation and your own daily lives? There is an alternative - but you have got to make it happen.

    Note - the people of Germany were in a very similar position back in 1933, and they chose NOT to make the right choice. Will the citizens of the US repeat that tradgedy?

    1. Re:Time for another American Revolution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      they already thought of that. you can't do that; then you'd be a terrorist. they won't tolerate any revolution. curious that they don't want people distracted. i mean, pr0n IS a distraction. usually you want the populace distracted.

    2. Re:Time for another American Revolution by jo42 · · Score: 1


      This is post is just so right... Glad to see that someone else sees what is going on.

    3. Re:Time for another American Revolution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you are an idiot

      don't come calling when europe needs saving from islamofascim

  286. I'm married... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm married so this is my only way to relieve myself.

  287. Porn is bad for you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Porn isn't health for you... I guess if you do it as much as I do. Think about it. You watch porn, then you do your "business"... and take a nap. Guess what? That's an hour or more of your time wasted on stupid things while you could have done some planning for your next vacation, a homework set, or some work that'll get you to some place where you'll be happy. This can really add up too. I can go on for months (currently) without watching tv, but I can't spend more than a couple of days without porn. All that time wasted could've made me richer, smarter, or gotten me a girlfriend.

    I don't have anything against the content of porn, because I still watch porn. I have things against profit off of wasting other people's time (this includes video games).

    So I guess on a personal level I feel I'd be much happier without porn and video games. If porn was not accessible as they are now on the net, and if I had never gotten exposed to it during my teens, I would be happier now.

  288. Re:I've never understood why sex is taboo in the U by nervous_twitch · · Score: 1
    Christ, please quit beating this dead horse.

    Many people probably didn't know he was dead. His name WAS still on the ballot, which means those running the election fucked up.

    I hate Ashcroft about as much as anyone else posting here but I'm tired of seeing this argument.

    --
    Trees everywhere, and not a forest in sight.
  289. YES!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's about time!

  290. How do we tell him about sites? by chris_sawtell · · Score: 1

    I'd really like to see the end of goatse and tubgirl.
    Both are revolting and offensive.

  291. NAZI America by Cycline3 · · Score: 1

    I thought it was "for the people, by the people?" Sex and pron has been the number 1 thing on the net since the net was let upon the masses. That says something to me - like most people want it. How can they even get away with this crap? Ashcroft is a moron. I wrote a dozen letters to keep him out of office... alas to no avail. People had it coming.. they let the conservatives get what they want... a world where nothing is bad and all there is to live for is work, shopping, tv and death. No sex, no fun and no individuality inbetween. When I lived in China they called us Nazi Americans. For a communist third world country - I felt more free there. And yes, I am considering moving back... and staying forever. We'll see if Bush can steal this election first.

    1. Re:NAZI America by bhima · · Score: 1

      Well, I'm glad I moved!

      --
      Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.
  292. Re:I've never understood why sex is taboo in the U by FuzzyBad-Mofo · · Score: 1

    I would love to make a wisecrack about Ashcroft, but I'm afraid of the repriasial. Seriously.

  293. And Your Joke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...reminds me of this one.

  294. Not just any statue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    He covered up the statue of Justice.

    You can't get any more ironic, symbolic, or prophetic than that.

    1. Re:Not just any statue by gerddie · · Score: 1

      Someone mod this parent up to Insightful +inf.

  295. That reminds me. . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I need to get a new vibrator for my girlfriend.

  296. Poor SOB by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Lam Nguyen's job is to sit for hours in a chilly, quiet room devoid of any color but gray and look at pornography. This job, which Nguyen does earnestly from 9 to 5...."

    Mr. Nguyen's sex life is going to be permanenty fucked up.

  297. Scary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You sound like something from a bad Stephen King novel. (I guess that's porn, too, huh?)

    Get help.

  298. Wish you were right ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    but it's not a sure thing. This bizarre alliance of fundamentalists and oligarchists has an amazing amount of money and power.

  299. Re:I could watch Fight Club with my mom, could you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But I could watch DeepThroat with *your* mom!
    Doh! ;-)

  300. P.J. O'Rourke said it best... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    "Republicans claim government doesn't work, then get elected and prove it."
    -- P.J. O'Rourke, "Parliment of Whores"

  301. We do what we do not want to do by superyooser · · Score: 1
    The problem with the Puritanical morality of the US right now is that it's insincere. People claim to be "offended" by things because it's in style, not because they are actually offended.

    It's called temptation. There are things we know are bad for us, but we do them anyway because of our base impulses. This is all the more reason that public nudity is so infuriating to people who want to be pure. Christians are human. Nude breasts are stimulating to nearly all men. But outside of private relations with your spouse, it's displeasing to God.

    The Apostle Paul addressed the issue of struggling with sin in Romans, chapter 7 (NLT paraphrase):

    14 The law is good, then. The trouble is not with the law but with me, because I am sold into slavery, with sin as my master. 15 I don't understand myself at all, for I really want to do what is right, but I don't do it. Instead, I do the very thing I hate. 16 I know perfectly well that what I am doing is wrong, and my bad conscience shows that I agree that the law is good. 17 But I can't help myself, because it is sin inside me that makes me do these evil things.

    18 I know I am rotten through and through so far as my old sinful nature is concerned. No matter which way I turn, I can't make myself do right. I want to, but I can't. 19 When I want to do good, I don't. And when I try not to do wrong, I do it anyway. 20 But if I am doing what I don't want to do, I am not really the one doing it; the sin within me is doing it.

    21 It seems to be a fact of life that when I want to do what is right, I inevitably do what is wrong. 22 I love God's law with all my heart. 23 But there is another law at work within me that is at war with my mind. This law wins the fight and makes me a slave to the sin that is still within me. 24 Oh, what a miserable person I am! Who will free me from this life that is dominated by sin? 25 Thank God! The answer is in Jesus Christ our Lord. So you see how it is: In my mind I really want to obey God's law, but because of my sinful nature I am a slave to sin.

    My Godly self wants porn out of my face because my sinful self does want it. Here's a good Christian perspective on pornography and sexual addiction.
    1. Re:We do what we do not want to do by illumin8 · · Score: 1

      My Godly self wants porn out of my face because my sinful self does want it.

      It sounds like you've got some personal problems if you feel that you can't control yourself and that the temptation of seeing Janet Jackson's exposed breast is going to influence you to sin.

      When will Christianity realize that the human body (created in the image of God, according to the Bible) is a beautiful thing, not to be hid, but appreciated for it's beauty. When will Christianity admit that the sex act is a profoundly beautiful experience and is something to be shared with others in this world, not repressed.

      It is this basic "hate your sinning self because you were born in sin" philosophy that offends me the most about Christianity. Would any just and benevolent God tell his "children" that their bodies which he created were evil and should be hidden behind layers of clothing at all times? The logical fallacy of trying to do "good acts" with an "evil body" just blows my mind. It reminds me of Galileo being censured by the Vatican and forced to admit that the universe revolves around the earth.

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    2. Re:We do what we do not want to do by superyooser · · Score: 1
      If you were to read the first few chapters of Genesis, you would understand Christianity's take on sex and sin a little better. Leviticus has a lot to say on sex, too.

      God did not create the body evil. Man caused a curse of evil to fall over everything on earth when he first sinned. Man continues to make the body evil when he sins with it and against it, like through the use of pornography.

      When a person trusts in Jesus Christ as Lord and Savior, he is born again, this time of the spirit, rather than of the flesh. Paul says, "if anyone is in Christ, he is a new creation; the old has gone, the new has come!" The old inclination was toward sin, but our new inclination, after being born in the Spirit, is toward righteousness. We will not be able to shed our old inclination completely until we shed our bodies, our earthsuits. Then, our spirits can live in purity with no hidrance of the fallen world.

      Absolutely, the body is a beautiful thing. Fire and water are also beautiful things. They can be used for good or evil. There are proper ways to handle and display the body, and there are improper ways.

      We do not hate the body. In fact, a Christian belief is that the body of a born-again believer is a temple where the Holy Spirit dwells. The body is to be sanctified and kept holy because God is holy. So, the Christian view of the body is much higher than that of the non-Christian who uses it only for his own self-serving pleasure.

      Christianity holds that sex is a beautiful thing. You should read the Song of Songs (in the Old Testament). Read Genesis chapter 2. The problem is that most sex in the media is non-marital. But even if it were marital, sex should be done privately. Nor should it be filmed or simulated and displayed for the world to see. Sex is something to be shared between only the married man and woman engaged in it in a private place.

      Sex is like fire. You have to be very careful with it. Encircle the fire with rocks (protective rules). Rake away any material that could burn (people you could have sex with) but should not be burned (it is not wise to have sex with them). Have a pail of water ready in case the fire gets out of control (use your brain when lust starts leading you to do stupid things). It's wonderful, helpful, and gratifying when it's kept in safe bounds. The mysterious powers of sexuality have yet to be fully understood, but we know that, when misused, it causes profound damage to relationships, personal happiness and productivity, families, and even society and the state (if a common trend).

      The logical fallacy of trying to do "good acts" with an "evil body" just blows my mind.

      There's nothing fallacious about it. It's not much different than an obese person who's trying to lose wait. He craves foods that are unhealthy, but he tries to abstain. When he sees commercials advertising these bad foods, he gets upset. Whether the issue is pornography/immoral sex or unhealthy foods, the person who abstains is greatly rewarded with a better life. The person who fails to abstain has fun for a little while, but later regrets it when he ends up a fat slob with AIDS and no self-esteem.

      I'm not saying that we should censor the display of foods in the media. Pornography is a much bigger deal. See the link in my sig.

    3. Re:We do what we do not want to do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And you, of course, seem to have missed the fundamental (ha ha) point of the argument: your religious beliefs only matter to you. I neither know nor care what you find 'moral' or 'immoral', and any attempt you (as a believer) make to try to replace my moral code with your own will be unsuccessful.
      Perhaps we need to declare open-season on evangelists to reinforce this point?

    4. Re:We do what we do not want to do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, let's start murdering all those intolerant bigots who have different views from ours.

  302. Kama Sutra by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Guess Asscroft ..oops AShcroft hasnt heard of the INDIAN KamaSutra by Vatsyayana so he'd better get his facts right before he decides to offshore that job to India.

    Maybe the Bush administration needs to concentrate more on why they still give billions of Do$$ars as aid to Pakistan (maybe to kill more innocent Kashmiris) when they have proof that Osama Bin Laden is hiding in Pakistan under the benevolent gaze of the General !!

  303. Re:The Porn Industry Isn't Going To Just Take It.. by shostiru · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Amen to that. I've done, and continue to do, contract work for website and database backends for some adult businesses (I've never been fortunate or determined enough to wrangle it into a full-time job). The adult product and service industry has never struck me as being any more disreputable than any other. I've always been compensated fairly and treated with respect, which is better than I can say for most contract jobs I've done.

    There are a lot of small businesses -- I hesitate to say "mom and pop outfits" tho you do see those occasionally ;) -- who will bear the brunt of Ashcroft's pathological desire for control. Larry Flynt can afford the lawyers, somehow I doubt that Wifey's World (just an example, no I didn't do any work for them) can ... and fucktarded bullies like Ashcroft always seem to go after the people who can't fight back.

    Oh, and thank you for not spamming. Advertising responsibly is tough enough in any industry, but spammers just give pornographers a bad name.

  304. Re:The Porn Industry Isn't Going To Just Take It.. by carcosa30 · · Score: 0

    FUCKING AWESOME POST.

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  305. Other "Wars on X" by Merovign · · Score: 1

    Look at the history. War on poverty. War on Drugs.

    Do we have less poverty? Less use of illicit drugs?

    Different day, same crap.

  306. Bush is acting liberal, not fascist by superyooser · · Score: 0
    Bush, Cheney, Ashcroft, and the others in charge of our country do *not* practice republican ideals: small government, reduced spending, fiscal responsibility,

    They are fascists, pure and simple.

    First of all, these criticisms (only those I quoted above) apply only to Bush. I think that Cheney and Ashcroft are solidly conservative.

    Your complaints are really that Bush has been acting like a liberal, not a fascist.

    and a respect for personal liberty and responsibility.

    You're all wet on that one, IMHO. I give a thumbs up to all three of them on that measure.

  307. Assault on pr0n by cana5ta · · Score: 1

    In Russia, the pr0n assaults you!

    Bush is taking away the bush! Damn neo-cons...

  308. I don't get it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Liking kiddie porn is suddenly funny on Slashdot?

    1. Re:I don't get it by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 1
      Leave it to the AC to not RTFA and notice that they're talking about ALL porn.

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  309. Who decides on obscenity? by Brewdles · · Score: 1

    I vote they pay the SomethingAwful guys to decide what should be banned and what should not. Hell, they already do it for free: http://www.somethingawful.com/horrorsofporn/

  310. Re:The Porn Industry Isn't Going To Just Take It.. by superyooser · · Score: 0, Troll
    I make porn. That's what I do. [...] I continue to watch the Bush administration and their wacko and corrup cronies

    Here we have a proud smut pusher complaining about corruption. LOL Oh, what a twisted world we live in.

  311. Re:I've never understood why sex is taboo in the U by superyooser · · Score: 1

    Sex isn't taboo, per se. Immoral sex is. Explanation

  312. BUSH JUST LOST THE U.S. ERECTION by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The last fucking straw. The one that broke the camels back. Enough already. And take your little dog Asscrack with you. Don't let the door hit ya in the ass. Sayonara.

  313. Bush just lost my vote by leereyno · · Score: 4, Insightful

    As far as I'm concerned John Ashcroft is waging war on the American people. I don't see anything difference between him using the power of the state to attack pornography, and other regimes using the power of the state to attack political dissidents. Porn is harmless. I don't particularly like it myself, at least not the crude garbage that accounts for 95% of it. But even though I don't like it doesn't mean I don't appreciate its value as a tool for creating a healthier society. Porn serves a very important purpose, and that is to make sex and sexuality something that is seen as ordinary and commonplace. When talking about sex is as uneventful as talking about the weather then society will be a lot better off. As it stands right now there are still an awful lot of neurotic people out there. Talk about sex and they get all twittery. Some even become angry or embarassed. Why? Because they've been conned into thinking of sex as something bad, or something to worry about. That is not just stupid, its sick. For many people like that there just isn't anything that can be done, except wait for them to die that is. Luckily people aren't born that way. Instead they are psychologically conditioned to have those thoughts and feelings. This conditioning is little more than mass brainwashing. Its end result is a person who has fixed ideas and emotional responses that don't change, even if he or she has experiences that would warrant that they change. They are impaired from thinking, impaired from forming their own conclusions, and impaired from changing their minds when the facts dictate that they should. They feel bad and anxious about sex because they were made to feel that way about it. This brainwashing depends upon lies. And not just lies, but lies told within an environment where the truth is hidden and questions and curiosity are strongly discouraged. This is what has commonly been called sexual repression and it is a form of mental and emotional torture. Porn undermines it, and if for no other reason than that it is a positive influence. Not because porn shows sex accurately or truly, but because it prevents sex from being made into a secret shame. I hate to say this because I'll sound Alec Baldwin, but if Ashcroft's crap is allowed to fly, I do belive I may leave the country.

    This country is going to shit in a hurry in general . The american people are stuck between neo-bolshevik nimrods on the left, and puritanical pinheads on the right. How are we supposed to elect a wise and prudent government when this what we have to build it with?

    Ashcroft has, in one fell swoop, angered and incensed me more than just about any of the crap I've seen come from the left over the past decade. You have to go all the way back to the 60's to find something that the left has done to top this nonsense.

    Any SOB who will put a man like Ashcroft in power and give him free reign to persecute the American people sure as hell isn't going to get my vote.

    I'm at a loss for words. I think my beer money's going to be going to the EFF and the ACLU this year.

    Lee

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    1. Re:Bush just lost my vote by Valarauk · · Score: 0
      This country is going to shit in a hurry in general . The american people are stuck between neo-bolshevik nimrods on the left, and puritanical pinheads on the right. How are we supposed to elect a wise and prudent government when this what we have to build it with?
      This country has been going to shit for well over 200 years now as many sensable outspoken citizens of the past have stated again and again. And yet somehow everything seems to be holding together still. If you aren't familiar with the "slippery slope fallacy" yet Google will help you out.
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    2. Re:Bush just lost my vote by leereyno · · Score: 1


      http://www.ccel.org/g/gibbon/decline/home.html

      The Roman republic and empire took a lot longer than 200 years to collapse, but collapse it did.

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  314. Re:I've never understood why sex is taboo in the U by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As one of the Missourians who voted for Mel, I can say that my vote was firmly based on my belief that whoever they got to take Mel's place would be better than Asscroft.

  315. Don't mix music with sex or you'll get.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hard Pour Korn

  316. Quick observation by Zareste · · Score: 1

    stupid dang "goody two shoes" USA pollies

    Heh. Goodie two shoes. Like saying the Inquisition was run by freedom-loving hippies.

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    1. Re:Quick observation by IWannaBeAnAC · · Score: 1

      I think the main point here is that the inquisition happened in the dark ages, before the USA even existed. On the other hand, the parent was referencing current USA. ;)

  317. Re:I've never understood why sex is taboo in the U by truG33k · · Score: 1

    Bush, elected? I remember something about missing ballot boxes in the state his brother ran.

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  318. Re:I could watch Fight Club with my mom, could you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah, actually.

    It'd just be really, really weird. I can drink with my parents. I've done drugs with my parents. That was pretty fucking weird too. I can't imagine why I'd want to, or under what circumstances I would wind up watching porn with my mom, but I can comprehend it happening.

    It'd just be totally fucking bizarre.

    On the other hand, I can't watch Fight Club with her, because she doesn't like violence in movies. Freakin' hippie.

  319. Child Porn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There are many people (myself included) that are only attracted to children. (Why else would there be so many child porn sites?) What are we supposed to do if we can't partake of child "porn"? Note that I'm not talking about the kind of porn that depicts sexual acts. That kind does tend to harm the children involved. I am talking about the kind that merely depicts nude/semi-nude children. How are the (consenting) children harmed by that?

    P.S. I don't drink alcohol (at all) or caffeine (lately), and I don't smoke, gamble, or dance (I'm way too shy). However I do look at child "porn" (the non-sexual variety), and, of course, that is why I am posting as an AC.

    1. Re:Child Porn by escallywag · · Score: 1
      There are many people (myself included) that are only attracted to children

      First of all, there aren't "many" perverts like you out there, people like you are a fringe minority at best.

      I am talking about the kind that merely depicts nude/semi-nude children. How are the (consenting) children harmed by that?

      There is no such thing as innocent and harmless child potnography. Even when those pictures were taken in the most "benign" of circumstances, and you don't know that, those children, unlike adult porn stars, never "consented" to their pictures being masturbated on by sick fucks like you.

      Do yourself and society a favor and kill yourself NOW, it's only a matter of time before you start stalking kintergartens.

    2. Re:Child Porn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      never "consented" to their pictures being masturbated on

      I fail to see how this could harm the children if they never know about it. (At least not until much later in life at which point they are viewed (however wrongly) by some "normal" men as sex objects anyway.)

      Do yourself and society a favor and kill yourself NOW, it's only a matter of time before you start stalking kintergartens.

      I agree. We need to cleanse our gene pool. Maybe we should start killing off intolerant people next. Or maybe you'd like to rethink your stance... How is it more moral to kill someone than to look at naked children anyway?

      P.S. I'm curious to know what you think of people who visit nudist colonies. These colonies do contain children, after all.

    3. Re:Child Porn by escallywag · · Score: 1
      You are right, I have zero tolerance towards pedophiles. Sure, you getting off on pics of kids doesn't hurt them, I guess that is essentially true... But it won't stop there, will it ? Sooner or later you are going to act out your fantasies and end up raping kids...

      But in your sick, twisted little world you won't be raping them will you ? The kids will "want" it, it's everyone else who's wrong and you are perfectly "normal"... The precursors for justifying your deviant behaviour are clearly already in place.

      How is it more moral to kill someone than to look at naked children anyway?

      IMO killing a pedophile is as moral as shooting a rabid dog.

      I'm curious to know what you think of people who visit nudist colonies. These colonies do contain children, after all.

      There is nothing wrong with nudity, nudism has nothing to do with lusting for kids.

    4. Re:Child Porn by Shurhaian · · Score: 1

      Even pictures of naked children aren't necessarily intended to be pornorgraphic. But then, such pictures aren't depicted in anything remotely resembling a sexual situation, either. Usually they focus on the exact opposite - on childish innocence with regard to the world at large.

      The core problem with child porn is that the kids involved are not fully informed, and cannot be effectively so informed. Until they hit puberty, they won't have any idea what the fuss is all about.

      Note that this general statement is just that, and was NOT made by a psychologist of any kind, but a prepubescent child doesn't have a suitable frame of reference to understand what an adult gets out of the situation. Combine this with the fact that adults can intimidate, cajole, deceive, or physically overpower children far more easily than they can generally do those things to other adults, and that adds up to bad news.

      I may have my own conceptions about the age of consent, but a child who is physically or mentally incapable of experiencing sex as an adult does can't be said to be giving informed consent, even if the consent isn't on a blatantly false premise.

      Now, people who visit nudist colonies for wank material have problems of their own, and are almost certainly missing the point; but there is, indeed, nothing wrong with nudity, and nudity does not equate to sex.

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  320. Mexico ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What would be the problem for 'Pron'-stars should they instead of travelling (to name a NorthEast state) New England to California they travel to Mexico instead. The fight is lost before it is started. The industry will move over the border, get government funding and make even more profits. Where can I buy stocks?

  321. What! No Caffeine by truG33k · · Score: 1

    How would good programs ever get done in a reasonable amount of time without caffeine.

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  322. Hand jobs moving to India? by Civil_Disobedient · · Score: 1
    this mean these jobs are headed to India too?

    Did anybody else read this as "hand jobs to India"?

    "First they outsource your steel, but you didn't care because you drive a plastic shit-box and didn't smelt for a living.

    Then they outsourced manufacturing, but you didn't care because you never watched TV, anyway, you cool bastard.

    Then they outsourced your job, if you'd had one at the time.

    Then they outsourced your hand jobs. And now you're all up-in-arms?


    (Ha. Up-in-arms -- hand-job. God I love blowing karma.)
  323. What a surprise... by Otis_INF · · Score: 1

    ... a country which forbids to get 2 people married who love eachother and will do no harm to anybody, you know, 2 people of the same gender, now wants all the titties and asses hidden behind curtains and cloths? Gee... I didn't see that one coming.

    I'm very happy I live in a country where we've legalized these normal things ages ago.

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  324. Sod that by rev_karol · · Score: 1

    ...I'm not wanking to bloody "Cosmo", I want cumshots and I want them now!

  325. We would have re-elected him too... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But his widow objected and the Attorny General is appointed not elected.

  326. tsk tsk tsk...wonder what theyd think of this! by Daneurysm · · Score: 1

    When will people learn not to shove thier morals down others throats? It calms me, somewhat, that people do stuff like This ... when I stumbled across that I couldnt stop crackin up for hours every time the idea passed thru my head....You should see thier other auctions.

    This may specifically offend a certain select few people specifically....but that is only the same as I feel they are doin to me.

  327. Re:The Porn Industry Isn't Going To Just Take It.. by aardwolf204 · · Score: 1

    WTFuxx0r. I watched the vol2 clips and ive got to say thats the worst porn and worst tech vid ive ever seen. but at the same time i commend you for doing what you are passionate about. good luck with your release tomorrow.

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  328. Don't you know? by daniel_yokomiso · · Score: 4, Interesting
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    1. Re:Don't you know? by IceAgeComing · · Score: 2, Insightful


      Uh, metamoderators who want to feel their oats and encourage thoughtful moderation can go ahead and punish the moderators for excessive gullibility.

  329. It's bigger than 9/11. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    How does one make sense of an ever more complex world than can only described in an ever widening vareity of generalities all of which are guaranteed to fall short?

    Why is a big question. In the see of uncertainy, maybe it's comforting to not have to fight the current. To trust than an opportunity will avail itself. As an abstract mathmatical argument, "Keep swimming, but don't tread water and don't kill yourself fighting the current, it's bound to change for the better" seems to at least guestimate to true. But it'd be nice to have that emotional componant. To be able to set down, not my moral compass, or personal responability, but the worry, the what-ifs. To have that feeling of absolute clarity or purpose when the going is tough and you don't know what is comming next.... That's an intoxicating concept.

    I've been in a couple (two) of what someone might call emergencies. And they were miserable. But there was one thing. Everything was very simple for those moments. There wasn't any thinking, or rather doubting. I didn't know if I was doing the right thing, but I knew *exactly* what I wanted to do. And I'm not completely certain. But I think that's what faith feels like. I don't really have anything else to comparity too.

    But man, that little part of it, that is a great feeling, every bit as good as that first breath of sudden understanding when a hard problem reveals it's answer.

    I think religion is just the mess that gets in the way, the get quick rich scheme for spiritual wealth.

    But if that feeling is really what people get, I would be religious as a mo'fo' jack. To just have that on all the time....man! Maybe the answer to the uncertain "Why?" cast into the void, or pillow, is a the certain "Why not? It's all cool in the end, my friend." I can see how people might be asking that question a lot, especially after 9/11. But I don't think it started there.

    Look at movies. How many of them eschew reason over intuition now? That wasn't always the case. Plenty of movies started off with the hero/anti-hero knowing who the villain was, but they had to know how and why.

    I don't think Nazism or its ilk can hold sway for long here. That rugged individualism, and reliance on personal initiavite are too much a part of our mythos. Things aren't better than they have been over the course of my short life. But man, things have been really bad, much more dangerous for our little experiment in America before. A President with a child out of wed-lock, native american VP's (a Republican!), JP Morgan wielding more financial clout than the country, trusts, FDR trying to stack the supreme court, the great depression, two world wars, a civil war ... so many things on every side. Ashcroft is like an Ed Meese E Strike Lawyer. No one is outlawing booze again, hell they won't even be able to pass a gay marrige amendment. (One would hope they'd add a line item veto amendment first.)

    Things might be a little worse than they have been recently, but they're pretty much as they have been if one takes a few steps back.

  330. How much would that cost? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not for me, I'm ..uh asking for a friend....

  331. I find that no matter which way I take that... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    After some
    • brief
    research....

    adjective or noun, I'm compelled to offer my sympathies.
  332. Human nature? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What makes you think it was human?

    On the internet no one can hear you scream, but you can know they're screaming with you.

  333. Worse. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It means that if you live in Mississippi, you now will have to drive to Saudi Arabia to get your porn.

  334. USA Hypocrisy by omarin · · Score: 1, Troll
    Am I the only expat US citizen who is annoyed with the general USA hypocrisy/two-facedness? On the one hand the USA acts like a prudish 89-year old school marm, wanting to prohibit alcohol/legal adult pornography...

    But on the other hand it acts like the stereotypical no-brained violent red-neck, where guns are readily available and violence is rampant in games, TV, movies, etc...

    It's OK to teach consequence-free killing, bigotry and maiming to our children in today's America... but god forbid we/our children should see an accidental nipple on TV!!

    Sometimes I think the majority of the USA's citizens need a wack across the head and an additional 70 IQ points, sheesh! (It was only when I moved out of the USA into the UK that I realized how f*ck*d up the USA's priorities are...)

    1. Re:USA Hypocrisy by fuzzybunny · · Score: 1, Troll

      No, you are not. Plenty of us abroad who like the whole "with liberty and justice for all" bits and bobs, but who object to things like
      -being taxed for income that has nothing to do with anything in the US
      -coming from a country that is the object of ridicule in much of the civilized world, thereby pretty much invalidating the more virtuous and worthwhile stuff "we" try to accomplish around the world
      -treating supposedly valued guests like criminals
      -having American legal "standards" forced on the rest of the world
      -etc cetera
      -ad nauseum

      Frankly I'm happy to live in a country where you get n3kk1d gurlz in prime time TV shampoo commercials, where my (low-ish) taxes go towards nice schools and working public transportation, and where my girlfriend won't get arrested for taking off her top at the beach.

      Yer not alone, not by a long shot.

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    2. Re:USA Hypocrisy by twigles · · Score: 1, Troll

      You are absolutely not alone. I live in Southern CA with my Dutch immigrant wife and we are planning on moving to Holland in about 2 years when she finishes her bachelors degree. ESPECIALLY if Bush buys another 4 years. Violence has always been more acceptable than sex in this country and it is sick. These disgusting puritans are offended by the human body and are not hesitant to force their morals on the rest of us. The only thing new is they are now in charge of the most powerful country in history!

      "Love it or leave it" is a wonderfully closed-minded viewpoint that will ensure that the US is eventually populated by no one but right-wing high school drop-outs who believe quite fervently in God.

  335. Gah! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Rhamathore Jerpathemagali doesn't roll off the tongue the same as Ron Jermey, and you know that's one American who isn't going to re-hired at the local Taco Bell. Or at least I hope not. Christ.

    1. Re:Gah! by Sri+Lumpa · · Score: 1

      "Rhamathore Jerpathemagali doesn't roll off the tongue the same as Ron Jermey(sic)"

      Maybe, but I have to ask you: Do you really want to have Ron Jeremy roll of your tongue?

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  336. Damn shame. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    if they'd only buried Bell attached to a giant bar magnet in a coil of wire we could power a small new jearsey suburb.

  337. Were you surprised? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Mel always was a lucky stiff.

  338. I blame Janet Jackson by billmaly · · Score: 1

    Thank you Miss Jackson for tipping over a sacred cow of American broadcasting and phuqing it up for all of us. You're stunt has caused more good programming to be removed and censored, giving the FCC an excuse to treat us all as children, everyday, all the time, no matter if it is broadcast or cable. Thank you Miss Jackson, for ruining it for all. Skank.

  339. ribbed by fldvm · · Score: 1

    I like to where the condom inside out so it is ribbed for MY pleasure.

  340. whew... by trifster · · Score: 1

    i was scared for a moment. i just checked and the First amendment to the constitution is still in place. fuck off DOJ.

  341. Fark you John Ashcroft by Cackmobile · · Score: 1

    What I want to watch it up to me not u. If i wanna see amputee midget cow bukkake porn thats for me to decide. As long as its between consenting adults fark off out of my life.

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  342. OT: amusing side note by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    ...how can a post that has not received any rating (moderation) be "overrated"?

    Can't speak for this particular moderation but I've always felt that if a post is at a higher score than you think it deserves (whatever that score is) you can knock it down with overrated. Perhaps someone felt you didn't deserve to use the karma bonus. Perhaps someone missed and hit the wrong option/post. Who knows what goes through the minds of moderators?

    I've used overrated as a kind of "-1 wrong/misleading without being a troll" option before and I'll do it again!

    Posting as AC due to being several miles off-topic

  343. Re:The Porn Industry Isn't Going To Just Take It.. by orthogonal · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I make porn. That's what I do. I work a 50 to 60 hour week.

    I checked out your site.

    There was something missing, though.

    I didn't see any big banner ad reading: "Attorney General Ashcroft wants to make it illegal for you to visit this site. Vote John Kerry for President."

    Now, I understand that you might be reluctant to put up such a banner, since it's pretty well documneted that Ashcroft targets those, like pornographer Rob Zicari and bong seller Tommy Ching, who he thinks are "defying" him.

    But presumably you have some contacts with other porn site owners. If you all put up the banner at the same time, even Ashcroft can't single out every one of you.

    You must do what, of all people, Howard Stern is doing: you have to take the fight to your customers, make them aware of what's going on, make them realize that the fight is for their rights too.

    In the short term it will scare away some customers, and lose you some business.

    But better a short term slump than being shut down and sent to prison.

  344. Ridiculous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "In the case of pr0n, people get addicted to the 'hyperreal' (ie. exageratedly artificial) presentation of sex,"

    That sounds more like a fantasy than reality. The only place this happens is in the minds of people who think porn is evil.

    Get over it. Looking at a dick going into a pussy or anus is not a big deal. Seriously. You're really hung up if you think looking at it harms anyone.

  345. Re:I've never understood why sex is taboo in the U by eoyount · · Score: 1

    He died too late to remove his name from the ballot. They continued with the understanding that his widow would be appointed if he won. So, while technically Ashcroft did lose to a dead man, he really lost to a dead man's widow, who had no previous elected experience. That may be even worse.

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  346. "we" as in "you". by Luyseyal · · Score: 1

    "We" as in "you and yours" not "we" as in "us". It's you and your god that have the problem, not me and mine. I suggest you reevaluate your condemnation of Creation and its godly beauty because the problem originates inside of you and your inability to appreciate it properly. If you can't view a nude woman without lusting, if you cannot appreciate form and grace, if you cannot separate eroticism and lust, that's YOUR problem, mister, not mine. If you still cannot abide it, I suggest a blindfold. At least then, you won't be ruining Creation with your temptation problems and the rest of us can appreciate or lust as we see fit.

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  347. the other view by Intrigued · · Score: 2, Insightful
    I'm tempted to post Anonymous because I'll probably be flamed/modded into oblivion within seconds of posting. But... what the hell.

    I personally am not worried about actions against porn. If it were gone, I wouldn't really care. IMO ideas, ideals, thoughts, beliefs, inspirations, etc... must not be censored whether I believe them or not. Artwork - images to evoke a reaction (wherever that reaction may be) is up to society as a whole to compromise on what is an acceptable standard. Images that promote excitement about abuse of rights or innocence (child porn, bestiality, rape, torture) need to be destroyed and their producers disabled from ever creating it again.

    The huge pro-porn posts on here are incredibly defensive. I'm happlily married with a bunch of kids and don't have any obsession with porn that needs to be defended.

    Porn to me is a small piece of reality torn out of context. Refined beyond benefit. It is like drugs, refined sugars, white flour. People try it and say "I like it. And it didn't kill me. Everyone is full of crap when they said this is bad for me."

    Those that keep that attitude and show no restraint end up OD'd, too fat to get through the bedroom door or dying of a myriad of complications and diseases. They also often greive everyone that cares about them.

    Sex is a perfectly good thing and so is the human body. I teach my kids that. I don't have any problem with real art that portrays the form of the body for what it is. I don't have any problem with my kids seeing the naked indian tribes on National Geo channel. I don't have a problem with my wife nursing in public. I don't have a problem with "lady justice" statues.

    I do have a problem with the sex based purpose of dating in movies and tv, sex in commercials, and in general, the huge obsession that our society puts on sex. It is ONLY a good part of a full life.

    People who sit in at a computer for hours (days, months, decades) at a time browsing porn really need to get out and meet real people, contribute to society and get involved. There is alot more out there. Every relationship that I have ever seen that lasted was based on a broad spectrum of things that sex was only a part.

    Many relationships that I have seen fail ended with "he/she cheated on me", "the sex was great but there was nothing else", "we just weren't in love anymore".

    The whole obsession with romance and sex is crap. marriages last longer in countries where they are arranged. They understand choosing to love instead of "falling" in love.

    When my kids are forming their ideas about relationships, I don't want them pushed into a fictional, fractional view of what will be. I don't want them to think that porn is what life is about.

    I also don't want them living in the kind of world that I see now where the 6 year old kid down the street gets mollested by the neighbor kid because the neighbor kid saw something "really cool" that his father had videos of.

    This is my view. Flame away.

    1. Re:the other view by Steve+B · · Score: 1
      Images that promote excitement about abuse of rights or innocence need to be destroyed

      So, you support the burning of all copies of The Birth of a Nation , then.

      (I almost ended that with a question mark, but a period is the correct punctuation. You haven't left yourself any wiggle room for any answer other than "yes, absolutely".)

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    2. Re:the other view by Intrigued · · Score: 1
      Thanks for the dialog. I'm intrigued. (poor pun, but true to myself)

      Can't access imdb.com here at work but the key word here is "promote". I may/should have left out the word "excitement". If it contains images that promote abuse for entertainment, I personally lean to the side of destroying it.

      I also didn't want to take the space to address every aspect of the issue.

      If that happens to be a good documentary, keep it. Good documentaries show a balanced view of the happenings as opposed to expose's and propaganda that only show what is promoted. My opinion is that porno falls under "sex propaganda". Snuff films - murder propaganda, child porn, rape, etc... ...respective propaganda. I have no use for detrimental propaganda. I would even go so far as to say that although I didn't personally care for "Boogie Nights", I can understand the argument for it's value in the balance that it showed.

      If it is strongly disputed, restrict it. Let future generations decide for themselves while having developed on material that we deemed most beneficial to them. IMO, people who want propaganda forced into the public view most often want the world to change to their view so they can be comfortable in it.

      I have no problem with discussion of abuse, arguments for abuse, dispute of what is abuse, but if an image promotes joy in something that society deems as abusive, I see very little value in keeping it. People seem to have the strangest desire to value the vile and base while ridiculing that which enlightens, inspires and uplifts. How many great, inspiring works of art have passed away into nothing. I couldn't compare the destruction of the library at Alexandria or the Incan libraries by the Spanish with the destruction of every porno movie ever created. The loss would be judged by what the future became.

      Too many people seem to think that being drawn to sociopathic behavior is good art. Art serves a function. It compels us. If that compulsion is to abuse, it should be destroyed.

      My opinion must be balanced with the rest of society. Hard and fast rules don't work on such subjective decisions. Choosing what we pass to future generations to shape their society is a delicate issue that individuals and sects in history have frequently failed miserably. If the entire populous truly voices it's opinion, the best usually prevails. That doesn't even happen in our society. The Internet is the best salvation to that dream that I have seen yet. The biggest problem that I have seen is that people who feels that something is wrong without a huge passion behind it get drowned out by the few that are motivated the other way. That concept applies in so many places that it is a standard. ...a few greedmongers screw the public for copyright benefits and the public is passive ...a few powermongers subject a nation to dictatorship because the public was passive ...a few sexmongers promote porno and the porn lifestyle and the public is passive.

      Alot of people would argue the entertainment/thought provoking value of "Natural Born Killers". The victims & families of copycat crimes would rather the movie had never been released. Is the viewing pleasure of that piece of entertainment worth the results? Most people are too cautious to take a stance at that. People who would promote it aren't cautious. They think that a few people's lives is worth it.

      This still isn't every aspect of my view on the issue. I'm not writing the book yet. It just all boils down to a string of thoughts in a general direction of where I take my kids.

    3. Re:the other view by Steve+B · · Score: 1
      Art serves a function. It compels us.

      Here, I think we strike the crux of the problem.

      No, art does not "compel" you, or anyone else. You have a mind of your own, no matter how convenient it may be to deny that fact when faced with the concept of personal responsibility.

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    4. Re:the other view by Intrigued · · Score: 1
      Didn't realize there was a problem. I thought it was just a discussion of differing philosophies. I think of that as a benefit of an enlightened society - not to require mioptic thought.

      I assumed personal autonomy was a given. I always forget that there are people out there that allow themselves to be lead by the nose by the philosophies of others without a critical thought in their head. It is foreign to me. I generally question everything and so do most of the people I talk to. I wouldn't have developed my own strong opinions if I didn't.

      I use "compel" in the sense of "powerfully influences" because I don't believe in irresistible influence. I don't think that it can be argued whether graphics have a more powerful influence than text, and multimedia more so.

      As for personal responsibility, I take personal responsibility for my actions and reactions concerning what I see and feel, as well as what I choose to consistantly expose myself to.

      Most important, I take personal responsiblity for the society that I help develop for future generations and what will be exposed to the developing minds of children. I take responsibility to make sure that my kids have the opportunity to develop critical thinking and broad spectrum analysis before being forced into a situation to defend their actions and desires when they haven't prepared themselves or drawn their opinions. I also want them to stay humble enough that they can consider new insights and have epiphanies without being trapped by the dogma of the masses, philosophers or sects.

      I would never want to think that I had placed my kids in a situation where they began to defend and react or succumb to propaganda before they had developed the mental tools to escape and develop their own critical thoughts. Then they would be subject to being led by the nose by anyone that spouted half baked philosophies to their own defense and benefit. They could become what is so foreign to me - people who have no minds of their own and blindly follow the convenient slavery of the norm.

      Regardless of the variances in opinion, I appreciate that you take a fervor in personal responsibility and autonomous thinking and that you can discuss your opinions. I wish more people could voice their opinions in a forum of differing opinions without getting defensive.

  348. Re: Bible and Porn by some+guy+I+know · · Score: 1

    Its noted that while the bible was the most reproduced book by the printing press, pornographic stories were in the list of top ten uses back then.

    And don't forget that the Bible itself contains porn (Like Abraham pushing his virgin daughters to a crowd of men and fucking his maid, or Adam and Eve prancing around naked, or Christ and some hooker with a foot fetish).

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  349. "/ The Vote!" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, my GF/finance and I both enjoy porn and strip clubs and will both be voting against Bush this fall...

    Perhaps the /. crowd should start another "rock the vote" type thing.. "/ The Vote in 2004!" A sub section of /. dedicated to issues we all care about and where the canidates (or their cronies) stand on those issues? Perhaps get some of us in the /. crowd press passes and get the chance to ask the canidates questions US voters actually give a damn about beofre the election?

    Shrug..

    Have a nice day!
    Vote anyone but Bush in 2004!

  350. I don't know about that... by rbird76 · · Score: 1

    It has already been reported (in the Washington Times - about a year ago) that the Patriot Act 1 (which was written for terrorism and national security) has been used by the DOJ to circumvent the Constitution in a variety of cases against garden-variety criminals.

    This doesn't seem like consistency in the application of the laws of the US, but enforcement to the contradiction of the law itself and the metalaw (the Constitution) under which it is empowered.

    There is of course the issue of dealing with large problem first - a policy which works in most cases but seems to be ignored here. If porn were the US's only problem, then this might make sense. The Patriot Act, in theory, was passed to fight terror - yet the main initiatives that are designed to fight terrorism (Afghanistan, the search for OBL) have been ignored, downplayed, and given minimal resources while others with less saliency (Iraq, porn) have been given more resources, while the PA is used to do other things.

    Even if the world were better off with less porn (an unproven assumption, at best), the resources spent fighting it aren't spent fighting more important issues, and so fighting it might (probably) make the US worse off. Considering the issue from which GWB draws much of his support (the "War on Terror") is the loser of the support being lavished on porn and obscenity, while the Administration's strength on terror is touted continually, I don't see how this fits any sense of either consistent law enforcement or policy.

  351. if i had mod points... by josh3736 · · Score: 1

    +5 Informative.

  352. Which god? by triskaidekaphile · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Without any God, there is no right or wrong.

    Okay, say I admit I believe in God. And He is Eros.

    Clearly, without a doubt, the pornographers are "right". The DOJ is "wrong". Ashcroft has condemned himself to an eternal life without any happiness. In fact, he's already started. ("Ashcroft, a religious man who does not drink alcohol or caffeine, smoke, gamble or dance ...") Maybe he has already crossed over.

    Do you mean to tell me I am "wrong" about God? How can that be? You said God defines "right" and "wrong". If your view of "right" and "wrong" does not match "mine", then obviously you are the one mistaken about God!

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    1. Re:Which god? by Tyreth · · Score: 0, Offtopic
      From what authority do you draw the conclusion that God is eros?

      For your example to work, you have to show on what basis it is equally reasonable to conclude that God is eros.

  353. Sex Vs twisted sex by phorm · · Score: 1

    Except that a large portion of sex that sells is sick and twisted. It's not individuals enjoying each others' physical company, it's on girl and a gang of guys, or a guy performing back-end penetration and then receiving fellation, or sheizer-fetishism etc etc.

    If there is one good result of the raunchy porn, it is that it's made the clean stuff more socially acceptable (Playboy being considered "tame" quite often in comparison).

    Not that I support in any way a legal attack against porn - that's no different than (as you mention) going against any other regime that one finds personally offensive.

    However, I wouldn't mind seeing some of the more blatant advertising for such sites online relegated to dark-corners, and things such as bestiality (and other already-illegal content) could use a good tromping. Even stuff that seems tame like Hentai (anime) porn often goes overboard as you can get away with much more when real people/bodies aren't involved.

    The problem with government intervention is that it's like a landslide. It may help uproot some dead wood but in the end it more-often-that-not blasts the whole hillside and anything underneath. Overzealousy and personal priority just do not belong in the hands of the powers-that-be.

  354. ever hear of fraud and a sympathy vote? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    idiot

  355. Almost had an interesting link... by Cervantes · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I did some heavy-duty searching, and I was able to find several similar speeches from a variety of high-ranking government officials who feel the same way as Ashcroft. I was going to provide some links, until I watched a few and realized that most of the /. crowd would complain about the quality, given they were rips of talkie reels from the 30's, and even fewer would be able to understand them, given that they were subtitled in German.

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  356. You are a twat. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Please go kill yourself.

  357. Sieg Heil! by jo42 · · Score: 1

    America is Dead!
    Long Live Amerika!

    Good pr0n here...

  358. The REAL problem is by Analogy+Man · · Score: 1
    The prevalence of violence in adds during family shows.

    I can deal with sex on TV and adds. It is a natural thing that nearly everyone engages in at some point in their life (as evidenced by the continued propogation of the species.) People walking around shooting people by the dozens is not natural behavior and is typically not only illegal, but are (compared to sex) rare experiances for the average person.

    What really pisses me off is that I have to have a remote in my hand when I watch a basketball game on ABC to filter out the movie trailers for Hellboy or whatever cars exploding, shoot up, undead alien, fantasy violence show is out. They compress all the impact into 30 seconds which is fine for the intended 17-35 year old male target audiance...but completely inappropriate for my 4 year old.

    There is a big difference between censorship and good judgement. All I ask for is the later!

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  359. All I've got to say to Ashcroft is... by syukton · · Score: 0, Troll

    ...Ashcroft, you're a fucking moron.

    Do you know how many rapists, murderers, serial killers, hitmen, and girl scouts like pornography? DO YOU? If you take Penthouse off the shelves, people will be hunting you down at YOUR penthouse to give you a piece of their mind.

    And some pieces of yours.

    All over the room.

    The last thing I think you want right now is more people that hate you with nothing but a lot of time on their hands.

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  360. Re:I've never understood why sex is taboo in the U by hambonewilkins · · Score: 1
    I think this is abotu the best argument I've heard. He didn't just lose to a competant and electable dead man, he lost to his wife, who, as you state, had no previous elected experience.

    I think we can all agree Missouri had the goods on Ashcroft... the man is a nut. I'd prefer a dead guy, or his widowed wife, any day. Preferably Jimmy Stewart.

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  361. Talibanization of the States by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    After porn, women must cover themselves from head to toes since we know how evil those thumbs are and women's hair is just the work of the devil. However, they are not as evil as br**st, n**pl* and v***v*. God knows what happens if any of them are mentioned. End of civilization, I tell ya. Ever wonder how ancient civilizations got destroyed?

  362. Huh? Re:I live in germany but.... by hacksoncode · · Score: 1
    The last time I was in Germany, I checked out the adult book stores, and let me tell you, the average porn found there is considerably more extreme than anything found out on the shelves in the U.S.

    Of course, I have some suspicion that the difference may be in what various people consider extreme.

    Coprophilia, Bestiality, and rape porn are not seen here to any significant degree. Perhaps they've cleaned up in the last 10 years or so, but they were common when I was there.

    Mind you, I'm not necessarily complaining about that... whatever turns you on...

  363. Re:Great Idea Asscroft! Make 100,000 LESS jobs!! by Rocinante · · Score: 1

    But who the fuck cares about L.A.? It's not like California's electoral votes are going to go Republican, anyway.

    Also, the recession ended two years ago, haven't you heard? Productivity is up! The stock market is up! Yaaaay! All hail Bush's brilliant economic strategery!

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  364. Re: Bible and Porn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As Bill Hicks once said 'Maybe the bible should have a centerfold'.

  365. MOD PARENT DOWN (TROLL CASE STUDY) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Come on moderators, you can't see the obvious signs of trolling here? Please read and re-read the Moderator Guidelines. It talks about troll postings.

    This is an obvious case of a troll whoring for karma, so that they can eventually get mod points and abuse them.

    In this case, the parent poster is trying to be subtle by taking the stance that he's pro-pr0n (as most geeks are) and yet includes ridiculous quotes and really vacuous questions with no real point. And look, it worked! Moderators skimmed his post and gave him a +5 Insightful.

    To learn to avoid the trolling tricks, learn their methods: search journal comments for the string "Slashdot Trolling FAQ". At the moment, you can check the latest few journal entries of britneys_9th_husband for a copy (that is, until he deletes it and puts a goatse link in its place).

    Trolls love to be big liars, which gets pretty damn annoying when you're surfing slashdot to learn something. Unfortunately, it takes some persistence to sniff them out.

    If you think I'm way off-base, take a look at the posting history for ControversialPosting. It's short, and it's a combination of karma-whoring and trolls.

  366. Mod that shit up as insightful... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...it's damn near the most insightful thing that's ever graced the pages of /.

  367. Damn by Sri+Lumpa · · Score: 1

    "of" should be "off".

    Now let's read some more until the timeout expires...

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  368. Re:The Porn Industry Isn't Going To Just Take It.. by leereyno · · Score: 1

    I don't think that John Kerry, or any Democrat for that matter, is the answer.

    While this latest round of BS from Ashcroft has made it entirely clear that Bush is WORSE than Kerry, that doesn't mean that Kerry, merely as the lesser of two evils, deserves anyone's vote.

    The political left is evil because it is dominated by communists. The political right is evil because it is dominated by religious zealots. Dennis Miller described this situation best when he said "Hey, we're just looking to vote for the guy who is going to screw us the least!" That is, unfortunately, becoming more and more difficult to do. I'd love to find a candidate that was driven by common sense instead of ideology. It is a tragedy of epic proportions that our political process as a whole isn't driven by common sense. Imagine a world where you didn't have to continuously choose between Hitler and Stalin every time you voted, where you could find a candidate you could actually have some faith in. Someone who, while imperfect, was basically honest and decent. The problem is that politics have become so vicious that honest and decent people never even get involved. Or if they do they are quickly disillusioned and driven out.

    Unless Bush does something to reign in Ashcroft, and preferably asks for his resignation, then there is no way I'm going to vote for him. Even so I'm sure has hell not going to hand hand this country over to a bunch of aging 60's radicals who believe that the America is the enemy. Instead I'm going to vote for whatever candidate the libertarian party fields. I know that this candidate won't win of course, but that is not the point. An election is where we try to create a more ideal government. It is not a horse race where you try to vote for whoever you think is going to win. At the very least by voting for a libertarian candidate I'll know that I won't be responsible for the next administration's stupidity.

    I really do think that someone should write a book comparing the left and the right in this country and explains how, as Simon and Garfunkel once sang "Laugh about it, shout about it, when you've got to choose, any way you look at it you lose."

    Lee

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  369. Re: Bible and Porn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    After thinking about it for a bit, I think that it was Lot who pimped his daughters, and I think Abraham did his wife's maid, not his own.
    (One of these days, I am going to have to get a Bible (for reference purposes only).)
    Also, I think that Adam was a homosexual mathematician (something about "be fruitful and multiply").

  370. Re:stupid dang "goody two shoes" USA pollicies by Steve525 · · Score: 1

    Generally I wouldn't keep responding to such an old topic, but you've made an excellent point, and we seem to be on opposite schedules.

    "If there is no God, why is it wrong to hurt someone else?"

    This is my reasoning...

    I don't need a God to recognize that I am not that different from anyone else. Other people feel pain and joy, just like I do. Once I've established this equality of all people, I must treat people the way I want to be treated. If my pain and joy is equal to everyone else's, there is no justification for sacrificing some else's joy for mine.

    To point you make, with I do have a tough time arguing with is that this is still derived from some arbitrary sense of fairness. You believe that God is necessary for the concept of fairness to have meaning. (And if fairness does have meaning to me, it is really because God put that meaning in me).

    You know what - you're absolutely right. Perhaps there is no inherent right or wrong in the world, and all of our emotions exist only because God made them that way? I don't want to discuss the origin of emotions but I will concede that to measure right and wrong ultimately you will need some metric to measure it against.

    So what is your metric? Your metric is obviously that which is dictated by God, but which God is that? Is it the one described by (in no particular order and probably misspelled) Islam, Christianity, Judism, Huindi, Paganism, etc? All the religions have different ideas about right and wrong, and even within one religion these ideas will change over time. You couldn't be so arrogant to think that the religon you prescribe is the one that is correct, and all the others are wrong?

    And this is my problem with determining laws from religion - it's not universal. Not everyone believes in that same religion, nor should they. You may believe that you and your religion have the answers, but this other guy and his religion (or lack of religion) don't agree. Who is right, and who's code do we live by?

    I do have a suggestion. We can use our (perhaps God given) sense of fairness to determine what's right and wrong. Let's try to leave religious doctrine out of it...

    This is why God's word is invaluable for distinguishing when our conclusions disagree.

    If the religious doctrine has merits in own rights, then perhaps it is useful in a discussion. However, I am unlikely to give extra weight to something just because "your" God says so.

    Thank you for a good debate. You've really made me think about ethics and the origins of right and wrong.

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  372. Women like porn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > The only time I've heard a woman talk about being OK with porn they use words like, 'I don't mind it' or 'I would rather he not'

    Then you must not get out much.

    I've had female friends come up to me and say "let's go look at porn", and my girlfriend is much more interested in hardcore porn than I am.

    In fact, recent research indicates that 1/3 of internet porn users are female (http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/allnews/page.cfm?obj ectid=14027083&method=full&siteid=50143, among other news stories).

    So, frankly, you don't know what you're talking about. Porn isn't a "man thing" - tens of millions of men _and women_ like it, use it, and pay for it.

  373. What can we do to get... by linuxboxmaine · · Score: 1

    Mel Carnahan for Attorney General?

  374. Re:stupid dang "goody two shoes" USA pollicies by Tyreth · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Thankyou for your response. As you probably realised, you didn't answer "what is wrong with murder" from an atheistic perspective. You again appealed to an arbitrary desire for fairness (as you indicated) which has no foundation in an atheistic worldview.

    I am supposing that the consequence of this realisation you seemed to muse on the possibility of there being a God, but expressed the belief that which view of Him is accurate cannot be known, so it is better that we do not worry and apply our own rationale.

    To answer this question - yes, I believe the reason that you, atheists, and members of other religions can determine somewhat accurately right from wrong is because there is a God. And I find a deeper understanding of this innate knowledge from the Christian God, who through His prophet Moses said:
    "Of every tree of the garden you may freely eat; but of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil you shall not eat, for in the day that you eat of it you shall surely die"..."Behold the man has become like one of Us, to know good and evil.". This was the legendary forbidden fruit.

    Now your question is a worthwhile one. The argument of morality I used has a formal name - the axiological argument. Once you accept this argument and realise there must be a God, then the question of what He is like, and what He requires (if anything) is an important one. Probably too much detail to go into here. For now I will just offer a suggestion: it has been said by others wiser than me that Christianity is the best place to start. It is simultaneously the most likely to be true, and the easiest to disprove if not true. Unlike most other religions, Christianity opens itself up to be tested and attack by it's skeptics - because we believe our religion is rational. We believe our God is rational, and for that reason He made us rational beings. The world makes sense, and our religion should not have internal contradictions, or even historical ones. This is a summary of my view anyway. Not all Christians share it, as some have lost the belief that Christianity is rational, but believe it anyway.

    The other question is, why should you try to find out which religion is true? Consider it this way - if we were created, then we must have been created for a purpose. If we know the difference between good and evil, we know that we ought to do good, and ought not to do evil. We can also conclude that the Creator is good and not evil. It is also a fact that despite our knowledge, we disagree on some points of what is good and what is evil. Therefore, humans, being evil, have corrupted their view of what is good and evil. There is still a shadow of our ability to understand, but not perfectly. Therefore, our Creator being good would be the ultimate standard for knowing:

    a. Our purpose in life and meaning
    b. What is required of our lives, what is good and what is evil

    After all, if there is an intelligent Creator who is wiser than any other man in history, wouldn't you want to know Him? Or at least, wouldn't you want to know if He wants you to know Him? Or any of the other thousands of questions that spring to life over the meaning of our lives.

  375. Re:stupid dang "goody two shoes" USA pollicies by Steve525 · · Score: 1

    Thanks for a great discussion. I don't know if you are going to bother to continue responding, but I'll make one farewell comment...

    I am supposing that the consequence of this realisation you seemed to muse on the possibility of there being a God, but expressed the belief that which view of Him is accurate cannot be known, so it is better that we do not worry and apply our own rationale.

    That pretty much sums it up, at least when it comes to making laws that we all must live by. When it comes to how we actually lives our lives, I wouldn't say, "it is better that we do not worry", it's more that I would say, "One's beliefs are deeply personal."

    By the way, I am not an atheist. (Perhaps that's why I was so poor at arguing the point of view of one). However, for reasons that may be apparent, I do not strongly believe in any particular religion. I agree that trying to understand God is worthwhile struggle, but ultimately it is a struggle that every individual must do for himself. I thank you for your thoughts, as they've proven valuable in helping me continue to form my beliefs.

    I hope you had a happy and thoughtful Easter.

  376. Ashcroft and pr0n by skyhawkp2p · · Score: 1

    It's a grevious violation of the 1st Amendment. Now even the Internet's not safe from the government's depredations. Pretty soon sites like this will be shut down because they disagree with some government agenda. Or we'll even get in trouble someday for swearing on our own webpages, emails and IMs.

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    Anyone who believes in net censorship should be sent to China where they'll find more of their ilk.