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WILDCAT IS ON TEH SPOKE

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" OMFG have you seen the Halo 2 trailer it's like slow and it's telling you all the stuff you did in the first one then the music kicks in and and the chief comes out and gets a gun the earf is on fire and chief is like fuck this im jumping and HE JUMPS PUT OF TEH SPACESHIP with angels singing and he lands on the bad guys and that annoying ai lady is like GO GET EM TIGER! WILDCAT IS ON TEH SPOKE!!!~`1 and theres less polys but rawkin bumb mappings you can view this on a special MICROSOFT xbox disk that comes with EB games store.

I used to troll slashdot, when I actually had free time in the office, and one of my last was the above... which I wrote right after I saw the Halo 2 trailer. After I posted it, I took to leaving "WILDCAT IS ON TEH SPOKE" as a little "Jeff was here" (not on slashdot, as I just don't have the time anymore). However, someone who I pester with said phrase on a regular basis was kind enough to point out to me that I might have a little meme going."

WILDCAT IS ON TEH SPOKE - an explanation. Read and you will know the origins of the saying.

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I think if the feature was turned back on, the bot might convince a judge or two. :)

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They don't want to cheer up the elderly! They want to push the elderly down the stairs!!!

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