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Legs, testicles, chainsaw

Some things he may have missed:
* progressively syndicate extensible expertise
* progressively formulate error-free systems
* distinctively supply optimal potentialities
* effectively maximise visionary leadership skills
* enthusiastically aggregate synergistic web-readiness
* objectively procrastinate business web-readiness
* seamlessly matrix future-proof services
* seamlessly leverage other's parallel sources
* distinctively simplify strategic systems. ... These and other management B.S. buzzword terms brought to you by the Management B.S. buzzword generator.
And thanks again...

Everything that includes the word 'black' is considered racist these days, and any accusation of racism is true without proof. That's the way it works these days.

Not in the UK, but I can understand it's different in the USA.

Just to pick out a few: http://www.joe-ks.com/phrases/phrasesP.htm
Paint the town red.
Pan out.
Pass with flying colours.
Pig in a poke.
Pleased as punch.
Pot to piss in.
Pull the wool over his eyes.
Pull your finger out.
Put a sock in it.

These phrases enrich the English language, and, when used in conversation correctly, concisely convey a complex concept.

Do you really still heat water by putting it in a metal kettle and putting that over an open fire?

Of course not, but I'm aware of what's involved. There are plenty of people that do boil water on an open fire.

I would never let anyone barrow my car. But, feel free to car my barrow.
http://www.joe-ks.com/archives_apr2006/MotorizedWheelbarrow.jpg

If you need help with the buzzwords and brochure-talk, then try an automatic Mission Statement Generator:

http://www.joe-ks.com/archives_feb2001/AutoMSG.htm

(I couldn't find the Dilbert brand MSG)
   

http://centripetalnotion.com/2006/09/04/15:57:58/

http://www.jjanthony.com/kudzu/houses.html

http://www.joe-ks.com/archives_jan2009/TailgateCoyote.htm

http://www.aces.edu/department/extcomm/npa/newsline/archives/002890.php

http://www.northalabamamushroomsociety.org/

I was wondering if I could do the same thing I have for camping trips. I have a front and rear receiver hitch, and a 220V generator on a mount that slides into the receiver hitch. It's 5 hp, and runs a RV air conditioner for 5 hours on under 5 gallons, I am sure you could do a better generator mount than this guy if we get a hitch mount, and just plug the car charger into it for road trips, ditch the weight for in town. Hopefully the chargers aren't locked out while moving. Not only does the GEN not have to meet as many emissions standards ( = cheaper) but has other uses also.

If you do a google image search for 'Trackhoe' check the third hit. Whoah. That's some insurance money on that one.

Seth

Hmm....I really don't think i'd mind if this hand bit me.

http://www.joe-ks.com/HandFace_small.jpg

Proly something along the lines of bollock juggling, ala http://www.joe-ks.com/British_Complaint.htm

My ancestors had this all figured out:

http://www.joe-ks.com/archives/Roman_Slave_Ship.ht m

Confucious say, Possession is 9/10th of the law.

I don't remember that A&C routine from my extensive viewings of their material. I was probably too young to get the joke, and lucky I didn't remember well enough to destroy my mathematics education :). I found , though.

http://www.joe-ks.com/archives_aug2004/RealProgram mers.jpg

Yeah, but now I'm gonna have to change my splash screen.

Or the self instructive Geek Leak!

..the Geek Leak?

I agree with you completely.

But, I think everyone is interested in trying to implement change without it costing thousands of people their honor and reputation first.

Because, honestly, it doesn't always matter if you were innocent or guilty, just being accused is often enough to ruin you.

Although dated, it is similar to the case of Dr. Mudd.

But these are so much cooler!