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No More Lunar Land for Sale

dptalia writes "According to China Daily, Beijing authorities have shut down sales of lunar property. Apparently there's a "Lunar embassy" in China and they've sold 34 people deeds to land on the moon. Not too surprisingly, the government has declared this illegal. The Bejing office claims to be a satellite of the U.S. Lunar Embassy, run by Dennis Hope. Hope claims that while it is illegal for countries to stake a claim on the moon, it is legal for individuals and corporations to."

379 comments

  1. What? by bl4nk · · Score: 5, Funny

    He's clearly a lunatic.

    1. Re:What? by Shadow+Wrought · · Score: 3, Funny

      Personally, I moon over puns with that much bite.

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    2. Re:What? by ModernGeek · · Score: 1

      Individuals and corporations can claim rights to the moon? I got dibs on the whole thing. ALL MINE! Where do I get my deed?

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    3. Re:What? by aussie_a · · Score: 2, Funny

      No I'd say the people he sold the "deeds" to are lunatics. This guy appears to be one rich bastard.

    4. Re:What? by MindStalker · · Score: 2, Informative

      Well possibly they can, but it would still require proper claim rules. This means you actually have to go there to claim it.

    5. Re:What? by MinutiaeMan · · Score: 2, Funny

      Sorry, this weird bald guy in a sparkly silver suit with a bizarre midget clone and a giant "frikkin' 'laser'" got there first. But I hear he's willing to sell it for one hundred billion dollars...

    6. Re:What? by NanoGator · · Score: 4, Funny

      "He's clearly a lunatic."

      Ugh. Lately these stupid puns have been a cheap way for a funny mod. I can't wait until this phase is over.

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    7. Re:What? by Class+Act+Dynamo · · Score: 1

      Oh, I'm sure it will be eclipsed by whatever the next fad is, perhaps perhaps some sort of trampoline shoe.

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    8. Re:What? by einstienbc · · Score: 2, Interesting
      It's too late. I own the moon. And no one can take it from me. You don't believe me? Then come and try.

      Seriously though, it's in a way like the American old west. You can claim all you want. But it will be the guy with the bigger (legal in this case?) guns that has his cake and eats it.

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    9. Re:What? by Sebilrazen · · Score: 3, Funny

      Ugh. Lately these stupid puns have been a cheap way for a funny mod. I can't wait until this phase is over.

      So true. I'm waiting for the tide to turn as well, hopefully this mediocre humor is ebbing and we'll see this trend begin to wane.

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    10. Re:What? by StikyPad · · Score: 1

      It appears to be waxing, but with any luck it will begin waning soon.

    11. Re:What? by aleatorybug · · Score: 1

      Yes - let's punish them.. doh!

    12. Re: What? by Mathinker · · Score: 1

      Don't hold your breath waiting for the Fezzik/Inigo rhyming scheme to replace it.

      It requires too much cooperation between Slashdotters...

      To start another thread, I see you've ironically been modded funny, which would appear to be an attempt of the moderators to express "moderation-humor" --- is it fair that AFAIK the meta-moderators can't moderate them that way?

      Or can they? Being a n00b, I can't tell from the scant info in the FAQ?

    13. Re:What? by utnow · · Score: 1

      more to the point you'd have to protect/defend your land. It's yours? great. It's mine now. What're you going to do about it? (and vice versa when you take it back)

    14. Re:What? by Jesus+2.0 · · Score: 1

      more to the point you'd have to protect/defend your land. It's yours? great. It's mine now. What're you going to do about it?

      Kick you in the sack, that's what.

    15. Re:What? by utnow · · Score: 1

      I'd hit you but I can't do that to jesus.. I'll just let you have it... in fact... you need to breath in the air... *rips off NASA patch* MWHAHAHAHAHHAHA (except it's silent)

    16. Re:What? by LordSnooty · · Score: 1

      Obviously you want the moon on a stick, too.

    17. Re:What? by Wizdumb · · Score: 1

      Words are like everything else. It's called inflation. Find a new word for modding, funny now has so little value you can stick it on every post.

    18. Re:What? by flutkatastrophe · · Score: 0, Redundant

      You must be new here......

      In soviet russia puns mod YOU

      I, for one, welcome our new punny overlords!

    19. Re:What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The moon's orbit isn't stable. It's actually very slowly leaving us. Some 2 inches farther away from Earth every year.

    20. Re: What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I feel silly explaining this, but you missed the parent's pun. "Phase", as in "phase of the moon".

    21. Re:What? by mattspammail · · Score: 1

      First you have to get a thorough site survey. Then, good luck securing title insurance...

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    22. Re:What? by kesuki · · Score: 1

      So true. I'm waiting for the tide to turn as well, hopefully this mediocre humor is ebbing and we'll see this trend begin to wane.

      that was so cheesey i'm turning green.

    23. Re:What? by AlteredEgg · · Score: 1

      Cut the moon puns already, they're cheezy.

    24. Re: What? by Mathinker · · Score: 1


      Ouch.

      Now I really feel new here; imagine that, I expected insightful content!

  2. Uh no by sigzero · · Score: 0

    The guy is a moron.

  3. Suckers, suckers everywhere by b0r1s · · Score: 2, Insightful

    and not a drop to drink.

    Morons deserve what they get... buying real estate without due dilligence? You're going to get screwed on Earth, too.

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    1. Re:Suckers, suckers everywhere by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and not a drop to drink.

      "Nor any drop to drink"

        -Samuel Taylor Coleridge in "The Rime of the Ancient Mariner"

      Who are you callin the moron?

    2. Re:Suckers, suckers everywhere by s-twig · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      You're a moron. You spelt due diligence incorrectly. Dill! :)

    3. Re:Suckers, suckers everywhere by Eightyford · · Score: 2

      I don't know about that. I just got robbed five minutes ago since I was nice enough to offer change for a fifty to some punks that said they needed a cab... or something. Did I really deserve what I got?

      I'd rather be an optimist any day, but people that take advantage of others make being one increasingly hard.

    4. Re:Suckers, suckers everywhere by TheLink · · Score: 1

      Of course you don't.

      The difference is in your case you were trying to be nice/kind.

      I doubt the people trying to buy lunar land were trying to be nice.

      Anyway, if people stopped being nice because other people were nasty, the world would be a terrible place.

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  4. Dang! by Dragoonmac · · Score: 4, Funny

    Well, at least we can be satisfied in knowing that the Moon is still open to conquest by anyone else. I'm still holding out for Sony to claim it and post advertisements on it for their products.

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    1. Re:Dang! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      They'll install their rootkit on it. Then we won't be able to see the thing until it crashes right into us.

    2. Re:Dang! by Trigun · · Score: 4, Funny

      I always thought that Pepsi would carve their logo into the moon.

    3. Re:Dang! by EnronHaliburton2004 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Yeah, but then the Tick will destroy the laser and the moon will only say "Son" instead of "Sony" and then people will get really confused.

      That is, until Chairface builds a Laser-eraser.

    4. Re:Dang! by novus+ordo · · Score: 1

      Don't give them ideas...next thing you know they will write SONY across it.

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    5. Re:Dang! by amalcon · · Score: 1

      6+

      (see Heinlein's The Man Who Sold The Moon)

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    6. Re:Dang! by Sandmann · · Score: 4, Funny

      Reminds me of a joke from the cold war:

      - Mr. President! The Russians have landed on Mars and they are busy are
      painting it red!

      - Don't worry. We'll just wait until they finish; then we'll write "Drink
      Coca-Cola" in big white letters on it.

    7. Re:Dang! by KylePflug · · Score: 1

      Painting Mars red? Isn't that sort of like vacuuming the beach?

    8. Re:Dang! by -brazil- · · Score: 1

      Also, nobody could see it. That's why the joke is usually done with the moon, not Mars.

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    9. Re:Dang! by -brazil- · · Score: 1

      Which will not make any difference, since soon after some (steam) punk kid will blow it up to give his girlfriend a birthday present.

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  5. Wow!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Not only do they sell Lunar property, but I just got this fantastic deal on this bridge in Brooklyn!!! Highly Recommend this seller!

    1. Re:Wow!!! by Infinityis · · Score: 3, Funny

      Brooklyn? That's nothing, I got a great deal on a bridge over in Alaska...

    2. Re:Wow!!! by filament · · Score: 1

      A bridge? Ha! I just picked up a wormhole on eBay. Look out universe, here I come!

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  6. So let me get this straight... by ATAMAH · · Score: 3, Funny

    Those 6 acres on the moon i just bought from them - cannot be developed on?

    1. Re:So let me get this straight... by clem · · Score: 4, Funny

      Who knew it'd be adjacent to a wetland?

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    2. Re:So let me get this straight... by uncoveror · · Score: 1

      You will have to ask the Zhti Ti Kofft. They have a base there with a giant death ray, so the moon and all its green cheese are for all intents and purposes theirs unless someone is strong enough to take it from them.

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    3. Re:So let me get this straight... by sweetspooky · · Score: 2, Funny

      Looks like that summer home is out of the question now.

    4. Re:So let me get this straight... by mboverload · · Score: 1

      Is that site for real? It's a huge prank, right?

    5. Re:So let me get this straight... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's the little issue of rrm... air.

    6. Re:So let me get this straight... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I call the biggest crater on the moon.... its mine and i own it... so u cant have it... and its will be trespassing if you go there... and i am not an Anonymous Coward, i am to lazy to log on... i am sectorz715 and sectorz715 owns the biggestcrater on th moon

    7. Re:So let me get this straight... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's on the internet. It must be true!

    8. Re:So let me get this straight... by Infinityis · · Score: 1

      Sure it can, but you have to cover the transportation and construction costs yourself. Let's see them try to stop you when you set up your own sovereign state on the moon. You can even call it "Moonland"

      Good luck getting a decent internet connection though.

    9. Re:So let me get this straight... by dourk · · Score: 1

      There's still plenty of room on the Dark Side.

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    10. Re:So let me get this straight... by cluke · · Score: 1

      Well, selling holiday homes on the far side would be a bit of a hurdle (not much chance of a tan). Calls for some good advertising, Darth Vader perhaps? "Come to the Dark Side.. for next year's vacation!"

    11. Re:So let me get this straight... by Shotgun · · Score: 1

      Nope. They can't get the water to stay in the hole long enough to see if it perks.

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    12. Re:So let me get this straight... by sweetspooky · · Score: 1

      Or he could say "You cannot resist the power of the Dark Side Resort and Casino"

  7. That's China for you... by saskboy · · Score: 3, Funny

    "The Bejing office claims to be a satellite of the U.S. Lunar Embassy, run by Dennis Hope. "

    They can even take Hope away from people.

    But seriously, this scam is as old as the 1960s, if not older. Is it my duty as a Slashdot reader to point out that a 30 year old scam copied recently, is not news? No, it's not, so forget I said that, because it is news since people are still falling for it.

    By the way, I've got a star to sell you. A nice one, in the Orion Belt.

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    1. Re:That's China for you... by giminy · · Score: 1

      Not to be a prick, but are there any planets orbiting a star perhaps a bit below the belt?

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    2. Re:That's China for you... by NanoGator · · Score: 2, Funny

      "By the way, I've got a star to sell you. A nice one, in the Orion Belt."

      Feedack: Do NOT purchase from this guy! He sent me a fucking cat!

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    3. Re:That's China for you... by kabocox · · Score: 1

      But seriously, this scam is as old as the 1960s, if not older. Is it my duty as a Slashdot reader to point out that a 30 year old scam copied recently, is not news? No, it's not, so forget I said that, because it is news since people are still falling for it.

      I'll sell you a burial plot under one of those pyramids. All you have to do is help construct the next one...

    4. Re:That's China for you... by Myopic · · Score: 1

      yeah, it's not news like the Hurricane Rita wasn't news, nor fires set in Paris.

      you got it right when you said it was news because people are still falling for it.

    5. Re:That's China for you... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was going to ashamed that that was the first thing I thought of...but I don't feel too bad now that NanoGator's said it.

  8. oldest dupe ever? by joeyspqr · · Score: 4, Interesting

    "The Man Sold the Moon"
    Robert Heinlein, 1950 (Street & Smith 1939)

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    1. Re:oldest dupe ever? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Informative

      Um, the title is: "The Man Who Sold the Moon".

      The fact that you got modded up is *very* sad.

  9. Legal according to whom? by EnronHaliburton2004 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Hope claims that while it is illegal for countries to stake a claim on the moon, it is legal for individuals and corporations to.

    Legal according to whom? I suppose if you have a problem you could take it up with the Lunar Police. Perhaps they'll throw Hope into the Lunar Jail, and he can speak to a Lunar Lawyer about clarifications on Lunar Law.

    1. Re:Legal according to whom? by DigiShaman · · Score: 1

      It's only legal if the law is enforced. Hence, you need military presence that represents you as a citizen legal to take ownership of said land.

      This guys is full of it, he doesn't own jack shit.

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    2. Re:Legal according to whom? by PakProtector · · Score: 1

      Are no lawyers in Luna. Nor laws. Warden doesn't let us keep them. What laws we do have might call 'natural laws,' being the way things have to be with things as they are.

      Ask Mike.

      PS: Would you like some Rice?

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    3. Re:Legal according to whom? by PW2 · · Score: 1

      Once in jail, he had better be careful who he offers his moon to!

    4. Re:Legal according to whom? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We've know of this for some time:

      When deep-space exploration ramps up, it'll be the corporations that name everything. The IBM Stellarsphere, The Microsoft Galaxy, Planet Starbucks.

    5. Re:Legal according to whom? by AdmiralWeirdbeard · · Score: 1

      urgh. I'd prefer some vigilante justice. Just take hope and his chinese associates and shoot them to the moon, sans lunar landing module, just chained to the front of a titan III. but of course, the U.S. doesnt do that sort of thing, so we'd have to have the CIA go borrow an old SS-19 from a former soviet republic.

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    6. Re:Legal according to whom? by mabhatter654 · · Score: 1

      Duh! don't we have several games/movies about the subject of corperate interest in space real estate? If you can get there who can really stop you? To a certian extent the "law of the jungle" applies to the moon.. if you can get there to claim it... and KEEP it... it's pretty much yours...

    7. Re:Legal according to whom? by elucido · · Score: 1

      Where do you think they get the money to fund the military in the first place?

      This looks like private corporations claiming the moon, but thats not abnormal, I just hope this moon stuff doesnt start some kinda cold war.

    8. Re:Legal according to whom? by Mycroft_VIII · · Score: 1

      Actually the Warden hasn't been giving to many orders lately, some of our more recent 'rice' shipments might have had something to do with that.
          You might want to warn any takers on the rice offer that A)prices have gone up to cover increases in incoming suply costs and B) shipment to ground co-ordinates has been known to cause issues.

      Mcyroft

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    9. Re:Legal according to whom? by PakProtector · · Score: 1

      You're the best Thinkum ever, Mike.

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    10. Re:Legal according to whom? by cyclomedia · · Score: 1

      wait. does that mean that if it's illegal for my Country to proliferate nuclear weapons that it's ok for me to, as an individual?

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  10. Gift gag, genuine or gullible? by dada21 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Just like the radio-hyped "International Star Registry" I don't think this is a scam really. Maybe they're just publishing an annual book of Moon "owners"?

    First, I would think these deeds are presented more as a gift gag to someone than an honest investment opportunity. The star registry is lame to us geeks, but laypeople love it.

    Secondly, with government so charged to "protect" consumers from scams, you'd think scams would go away. They won't. The only way that scams will be unprofitable is when government stops "protecting" citizens and lets people learn to be aware of what they're buying.

    Lastly, even if this is a scam, the potential is there for the buyer to actually own the land. I once bought a tiny parcel of land from a company with a clear title. Years later, the title came into question, yet the new other owner couldn't find any previous owner anywhere. The company I bought from went bankrupt years before, and the courts awarded me the land with maybe $500 in legal fees.

    Proof of purchase helps when no title exists to the land before it. In anarchocapitalist-speak, though, you don't own land until you've mixed your labor with it and no one before you has. Seeing as the moon won't be productive for another 50+ years, that'll be hard to do, but I'm thinking we need to find options for how we'll divvy it up for future generations.

    1. Re:Gift gag, genuine or gullible? by Cave_Monster · · Score: 1
      Seeing as the moon won't be productive for another 50+ years, that'll be hard to do, but I'm thinking we need to find options for how we'll divvy it up for future generations.

      I wouldn't be surprised if it were to be treated in a similar fashion to how antarctica was early in the 20th century, with a range of countries claiming a seperate portion for themselves.

    2. Re:Gift gag, genuine or gullible? by CosmeticLobotamy · · Score: 4, Interesting

      ... you'd think scams would go away. They won't. The only way that scams will be unprofitable is when government stops "protecting" citizens and lets people learn to be aware of what they're buying.

      My aunt doesn't fall for these things because she's protected. She falls for it because she's gullible and has always lived in a town filled with people she can trust absolutely. She's not taking risks because she thinks she has nothing to lose, so the government ceasing its protection is not going to help her. And her situation is exactly like everyone else's. But at least as long as it continues what protection it offers, a few stupid people will get their money back from evil bastards. I hate stupid people, but I hate evil bastards more.

      If you want people to learn to distrust, teach them that (and good freaking luck. Those people don't learn things), don't blame the government for trying to help the ones that get screwed.

    3. Re:Gift gag, genuine or gullible? by blibbler · · Score: 5, Funny

      As the current US president said:
      "There's an old saying in Tennessee -- I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee -- that says, fool me once, shame on -- shame on you. Fool me -- you can't get fooled again"

    4. Re:Gift gag, genuine or gullible? by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      So the crime of fraud should be unpunished then? Scam artists are criminals and should be treated as such. That includes big companies who make false claims.

    5. Re:Gift gag, genuine or gullible? by GreyPoopon · · Score: 1
      The only way that scams will be unprofitable is when government stops "protecting" citizens and lets people learn to be aware of what they're buying.

      Actually, the only way scams will stop is when the government stops "protecting" the scam artists. A couple high profile cases of citizens taking law into their own hands on a scammer and the government looking the other way would probably take care of most of the problem. Not that I advocate that sort of thing....

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    6. Re:Gift gag, genuine or gullible? by rolfwind · · Score: 1
      Lastly, even if this is a scam, the potential is there for the buyer to actually own the land. I once bought a tiny parcel of land from a company with a clear title. Years later, the title came into question, yet the new other owner couldn't find any previous owner anywhere. The company I bought from went bankrupt years before, and the courts awarded me the land with maybe $500 in legal fees.


      I guess, but it sounds like software patents where someone who 'discovers' an idea and then sits on it and sue people who actually make use of it....

      Plus, this assumes the people who sell you the 'deed' actually have a right to sell you the property in the first place - how is this coordinated? What if 10 different companies are selling the same land over and over again? You might as well print up a fancy deed for yourself. In fact, you might as well print up a fancy deed for a bunch of idiots for, say, $50 a piece and they think they own a part of the moon and you get a bunch of nearly free cash.

      I'm in favor of the land on it first, then 'improve' it, then worry about 'ownership' afterwords idea. Anything else is unmasked greed for wanting something without sticking any work on it.
    7. Re:Gift gag, genuine or gullible? by JanneM · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Secondly, with government so charged to "protect" consumers from scams, you'd think scams would go away. They won't. The only way that scams will be unprofitable is when government stops "protecting" citizens and lets people learn to be aware of what they're buying.

      Yes, and government trying to "protect" consumers from fake medicines or harmful medical practices are also useless. The only way it will stop is when govermnent stays out and lets people learn medicine and biochemistry for themselves and be fully aware of what treatment or substance they're getting.

      Government should get out of law enforcement in general. Crimes aren't going to stop until people are ready to self-organize into lynchmobs^H^H^H^H^H^H citizen militias and take charge of their crime situation themselves.

      And why are govenrments insisting on feeding armies from the public trough? Shouldn't private business run competing armies and let knowledgeable citizens pay whichever option they felt was best run? Out with government, eh?

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    8. Re:Gift gag, genuine or gullible? by Coolnat2004 · · Score: 1

      These "moon plots" are great gifts for space enthusiasts. I mean, it is a novelty gift, not a true investment.. I got one of these for my aunt last holiday season and she absolutely loved it (she is a space enthusiast). And how cool is it to say that you own part of the moon?

    9. Re:Gift gag, genuine or gullible? by dada21 · · Score: 1

      What you call fraud an AnCap calls Breach of Contract. If someone breaches an agreement, a arbitrator should resolve the problem.

      Take the law out of it -- we already have contract insurers (bonding) to cover these breaches.

    10. Re:Gift gag, genuine or gullible? by Senjutsu · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Secondly, with government so charged to "protect" consumers from scams, you'd think scams would go away. They won't. The only way that scams will be unprofitable is when government stops "protecting" citizens and lets people learn to be aware of what they're buying.

      As the government doesn't actually refund the losses of any victim of scam victims (except in the vanishingly small number of cases where their money is recovered, months or years later), there is no less incentive right now to smarten up than there would be in a system under which the government didn't attempt to punish the scammer for his actions. People fall victim to scams because that's human nature, not because we have a nation of perfectly rational people who are shutting off their rationality because there's no punishment for doing so. The real world isn't a Libertarian's flight of fancy; humans are not perfectly rational actors.

      On the other hand under the current system there is less incentive for new scammers to take up the trade, while in a system absent the disincentives of government punishment, given that gullible people will still be every bit as gullible, scammers would flourish.

    11. Re:Gift gag, genuine or gullible? by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      What's an AnCap? Here when you sell something that doesn't belong to you it's called fraud, is a criminal offense and is punishable by jail time.

    12. Re:Gift gag, genuine or gullible? by Arandir · · Score: 1

      Proof of purchase helps when no title exists to the land before it. In anarchocapitalist-speak, though, you don't own land until you've mixed your labor with it and no one before you has.

      A "stake" in lunar property literally means you have to be able to stick a stake in it. You can't just say it's yours before anyone else, you have to be there in a position to utilize it. Think of the California goldrush, where the term came from. You couldn't claim the land from Boston and sue anyone who mined it, you had to go to California and actually stick some stakes in the ground.

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    13. Re:Gift gag, genuine or gullible? by gameboyguy13 · · Score: 1

      "anarchocapitalist"

    14. Re:Gift gag, genuine or gullible? by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      Ah. I often wonder whether anarchists (and capitalists) realize that both systems mean survival of the fittest rules supreme. Ie, the guys who used to beat you up in high school? They probably should have killed you before your brains kicked in and made you a threat to their brawn.

    15. Re:Gift gag, genuine or gullible? by elronxenu · · Score: 2, Interesting
      What if they're not selling the land per se, but are running a registry. You stake your claim to a parcel of land, and the registrar ensures that no two of their customers are assigned the same land. The price you pay is for their service as a registrar of unique land packages.

      Kinda like the DNS really. Hope is Verisign and he's selling you something that he doesn't own and you can call it your own but you don't really own it, particularly not after some big corporation comes around to claim your piece.

    16. Re:Gift gag, genuine or gullible? by ceoyoyo · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Like the buy a star as a gift thing? Sure, that's fine, and that registry is even for charity or astronomy funding I believe. But in that case you're buying the certificate and basically making a donation to something. This article sort of left that door open, but that's not what this guy does. He's selling land on the moon as if he actually owned it, could transfer ownership to you, and that would give you some right to it.

      Verisign sells domain name registration services under contract to organizations that own those names (though some of that is in question now). You can't just open up a registry and start charging people to register their vehicles without any connection with the government, can you? Or for that matter provide a "registry" service for land here on Earth that makes the claim that you actually own that land?

    17. Re:Gift gag, genuine or gullible? by FleaPlus · · Score: 1

      I often wonder whether anarchists (and capitalists) realize that both systems mean survival of the fittest rules supreme. Ie, the guys who used to beat you up in high school? They probably should have killed you before your brains kicked in and made you a threat to their brawn.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anarcho-capitalism#Th e_non-aggression_axiom

    18. Re:Gift gag, genuine or gullible? by timeOday · · Score: 1
      In anarchocapitalist-speak, though, you don't own land until you've mixed your labor with it and no one before you has.
      Whatever that means. Does letting my herd graze on it count?

      In truth, what percentage of land on the earth has never been forcibly seized? Follow the chain of legal ownership back far enough and you'll find the point at which somebody got deposed, dead or alive. It doesn't bode will for moon investments.

      As for legalizing fraud so people will learn their lesson, wow. It's not often you come across somebody so libertarian they don't even believe in binding contracts. Pretty hard to do any business that way.

    19. Re:Gift gag, genuine or gullible? by FLEB · · Score: 1

      Verisign sells domain name registration services under contract to organizations that own those names (though some of that is in question now).

      Somewhat. That's only dependent upon ISPs' agreement on which root servers are "definitive".

      You can't just open up a registry and start charging people to register their vehicles without any connection with the government, can you?

      Sure. I could give out shiny stickers that say "This car is duly registered by the FLEB Foundation", and take down their registration and details for my file. Their cars would be registered, although there's no actual benefit to such registration.

      Or for that matter provide a "registry" service for land here on Earth that makes the claim that you actually own that land?

      No, although you could go as far as a non-official name association, as long as it conferred no actual property rights. The closest earthly "land-grab" example might be some sort of Google Maps API game that allowed you to "own" areas of actual property in-game. Star registries are similar because there's no real chance of anyone gaining property rights to a star, so it's a moot matter of name-association-assignment. Moon-property assignment falls more under the "scam" label, since there's a decent chance of lunar colonization, perhaps in a modern lifetime.

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    20. Re:Gift gag, genuine or gullible? by elronxenu · · Score: 1
      Ownership is nothing but consensus that somebody owns something. As another person who replied to your comment noted, ownership of domains works because there's consensus among (almost all) internet hosts regarding who runs the root nameservers. There are some rebels who run their own roots, still.

      If enough people and/or governments should agree that this Hope person's registry is legitimate, then that would be de facto ownership. I agree with you that the chances of this happening are vanishingly small. Other than that, the situation is fundamentally the same as with domain names.

      It is said "possession is 9 tenths of the law". So if we're talking about owning a chunk of the moon, the time-honoured way of proving that is to be there, on your chunk, fighting off anybody else who tries to move in on you. Nothing like that is going to happen for a few decades at least. So in fact, questions of ownership of chunks of the moon are not only academic, they cannot be decided until we can actually go there, occupy it, and fight off invaders.

    21. Re:Gift gag, genuine or gullible? by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      It's a nice theory. Not quite as nice as Marxism of course, but not bad. In practice however, if you don't have a central authority that manages society (ie a government that must levy taxes of some sort to support its activities) then you very quickly end up with the law of the jungle. Nobody's ever tried anarchy on purpose, but it happens from time to time and it's nasty. Pure capitalism has also been tried, and it is likewise, nasty.

    22. Re:Gift gag, genuine or gullible? by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      Exactly. Since nobody recognizes this guy, what he's doing is fraud -- he doesn't have the authority to confer legal ownership of the land he's selling.

      If you wish to claim unclaimed land then you must occupy it. Not pay this joker.

    23. Re:Gift gag, genuine or gullible? by sillybilly · · Score: 1

      "you don't own land until you've mixed your labor with it" - is a pretty nasty statement, that's what commies used to say, and I even heard a union guy say the same thing about the factory he was working in - that the CEO, board of directors, and the bosses up there do no work, they just collect the cream off the cake, when in reality it's him, the worker who owns the plant, because he's the one who's doing any work. Watch out with these arguments, because risk taking without any labor is an important thing too - wait til you open your own business and hire someone to work in it, and claim it's theirs, or when you invest your hard or not so hard earned money in the stock market, risking to lose it all, but expecting a return because of that risk, without any labor. This guy was saying all this while him and his wife were actually opening a restaurant - so he'd get to experience the other side of it first hand. It only gets unfair when there is almost absolute certainty and zero risk involved, nor labor, yet there is still a high expectation of an "unfair" return. Measuring risk, estimating risk is the easiest thing to unfairly manipulate.
      So in this sense, owning property on the moon, just like owning stocks, is not about control, nor labor, but about risk taking, and expectation of a profit return on that risk. Right now land on the moon is free - you want it, please, go there, sit on it, nobody will stop you, it's not a limited resource like parking spots in some places. When you figure out a way to produce space-satellite-solar-panels from moonrock, then it will have value, because lifting things off the moon with a rocket, climibing out of that gravity hole costs tremendously less than climbing out of Earth's gravity hole. Then your product, the transmitted energy, will bear a price down here on Earth, and if profitable, then there will be some demand for moon land property where it becomes a scarce resource, and it can command a price. But for now, land on the moon is free, please go ahead and use it, show us how it can be profitably used.
        Besides the risk taking part above, there is also ownership by control, as you say it. At the very least, right now, when you land on the moon with an object, the ground you take up under you, you can consider that your property, because nobody can walk right through that piece of land, while you occupy it, just like nobody can walk right through that volume of space you're taking up right now while reading this, you basically 'own' that chunk of space, with your body.
        When the moon-land will command a price, I wonder who the authority will be to issue property rights titles. I think as long as there is enough room on the moon for everyone to do their business, land will be free, just like it was during nomadic times. It's gonna be a first-come-first-served basis. You like that piece of crater right there because it has nice minerals in it? Be the first one to get there, and stick a flag down on it, and put a fence around it. If you're willing to invest at least in the fence material, hey, it's yours. When the top spots are occupied, and the less demanded sites are also in process of being fully taken up, then the UN will probably have a moon-registry, with who owns what patch where, and then the interested owners can engage in exchanges and trade deals, together with mere mortals down here on earth purchasing stakes and stocks in the respective moon-companies, because then, when there is something actually going on, when they represent true value, then they can command a price.
        Hey, as long as down here water, air, sunshine, moonshine (and at least some information, some general education in the common body of human knowledge) is free, is a right, and I don't owe any "sovereign ruler" an "existence fee" for my "original sin" to happen to be born into this world, I'm all cool with people selling and buying moon property, especially if that means that they can do something useful with it.

    24. Re:Gift gag, genuine or gullible? by Anunnaki · · Score: 1

      I have bought 2 mars properties back when hope started this... Funny enough... uhm... well I NEVER thought it would by anything else than fun. I bought it for the stupid papers you get, with the constitution, the map with a cheap dirty color spot where your stuff suposedly is located :) Its fun albeit a little an expensive one :D But Mr. Hope signed the "Constitution" as : "The Omnipotent Ruler of the New Martian Surface" which, i believe, shows he's become insane a long time ago. Omnipotent... ruler... what was that with those that speak, dont know, and those that... :D

    25. Re:Gift gag, genuine or gullible? by pla · · Score: 1

      She falls for it because she's gullible and has always lived in a town filled with people she can trust absolutely.

      I grew up in a small rural town. And they don't match the Donna Reed TV fantasy world you appear to believe in.

      As long as one domesticated primate can gain advantage over another via deception, they will. Doesn't matter if you live in the Bronx or Pleasantville.


      She's not taking risks because she thinks she has nothing to lose

      Then (if she exists) welcome her to the real world. She also has nothing to gain, unless you left out the part about the town's cliche mad scientist nearing completion on his revolutionary new gerbil powered hyperdrive.


      I hate stupid people, but I hate evil bastards more.

      Does this guy really strike you as evil? This seems more like a novelty product. Like the ISR, or a "Your face on a real New York Times front page". Or perhaps more similar, buying "land" on a real Scottish (for example) estate to convey the title of "Lord" on the buyer - Of course, you only get one square foot or so, and can't use it for anything (though unlike the moon, I suppose you could at least visit it) - But it makes a cute gift to someone proud of their ancestry.

    26. Re:Gift gag, genuine or gullible? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      On my planet we have an even better saying.

      Fool me once and I'll hit you on the back of the head with a shovel when you're not looking. Fool me a second time and I'll kill you and your entire genetic line going back 7 generations.

      People are real nice and honest round here ;)

    27. Re:Gift gag, genuine or gullible? by kabocox · · Score: 1

      I hate stupid people, but I hate evil bastards more.

      Dude, their are maybe only a few thousands or so evil bastards in the world at any one time. Their are billions of stupid people on the planet.

    28. Re:Gift gag, genuine or gullible? by dada21 · · Score: 1

      Funny, I was picked on til age 11 when I realized I had worth. Once that happened, my self esteem jumped 5 notches and the fights went away.

      At one of my skate shops, I always preach to the nerds how to fix the problem. Give yourself value and others will respect you. Try it.

    29. Re:Gift gag, genuine or gullible? by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1
      I always had the advantage of being both bigger and quicker than my classmates, so it never really became a problem. That's not the point I was making though. Without order in society you no longer really have civilization. Government is absolutely required to coordinate a group larger than a family. Even tribes have a cheiftain. Anarchy just isn't compatible with civilization and without civilization you revert to a state worse than barbarism, where the real law of the jungle (not give me your lunch money or I'll beat you up) reigns supreme. From The Leviathan by Hobbes:
      Hereby it is manifest that during the time men live without a common power to keep them all in awe, they are in that condition which is called war; and such a war as is of every man against every man. For war consisteth not in battle only, or the act of fighting, but in a tract of time, wherein the will to contend by battle is sufficiently known: and therefore the notion of time is to be considered in the nature of war, as it is in the nature of weather. For as the nature of foul weather lieth not in a shower or two of rain, but in an inclination thereto of many days together: so the nature of war consisteth not in actual fighting, but in the known disposition thereto during all the time there is no assurance to the contrary. All other time is peace. Whatsoever therefore is consequent to a time of war, where every man is enemy to every man, the same consequent to the time wherein men live without other security than what their own strength and their own invention shall furnish them withal. In such condition there is no place for industry, because the fruit thereof is uncertain: and consequently no culture of the earth; no navigation, nor use of the commodities that may be imported by sea; no commodious building; no instruments of moving and removing such things as require much force; no knowledge of the face of the earth; no account of time; no arts; no letters; no society; and which is worst of all, continual fear, and danger of violent death; and the life of man, solitary, poor, nasty, brutish, and short.
    30. Re:Gift gag, genuine or gullible? by StikyPad · · Score: 1

      He probably had the CSI song stuck in his head. %$&#ing CSI.

    31. Re:Gift gag, genuine or gullible? by CosmeticLobotamy · · Score: 1

      I grew up in a small rural town.

      I didn't. I grew up in a suburb, but the town I was talking about is a dying factory town where I've spent quite a bit of time.

      And they don't match the Donna Reed TV fantasy world you appear to believe in. ... Then (if she exists)...

      You're a dick, and I'm going to ask that you quit talking out of your ass.

      Does this guy really strike you as evil?

      No, buddy, but the context wasn't hard to grasp. Go up two parent posts and you'll find it. It was in reply to a comment about eliminating the government's fraud protection efforts for the benefit of stupid people.

    32. Re:Gift gag, genuine or gullible? by pla · · Score: 1

      You're a dick, and I'm going to ask that you quit talking out of your ass.

      Talking out of my ass?

      I grew up in a town of 300 where I lived half a mile from the nearest neighbor, and had up to a whopping 22 kids in my "class" (meaning three grades in one half of two-room schoolhouse straight out of a Norman Rockwell painting). You don't get much closer to the mythical Republican ideal of "the good ol' days" without inventing a time machine. And we still had frauds, criminals, premarital sex, underage drinking, even a murder once upon a time (well, okay, actually that happened in an adjacent town, but "close enough").

      What part of that do you consider "talking out of [my] ass"?

      You can't escape human nature - If you have two or more humans in close proximity, one of them will find a way to gain advantage over the other(s). To put my earlier point more bluntly, you attributed your aunt's naïveté to her environment - Your aunt either doesn't exist, or you should have her locked up for her own safety, because the environment required to cause that level of trust in any sane human with an IQ over 80 most certainly does not exist. No joking or cruelty or general asshole-ness intended... If you have someone you care about that naïve, it strikes me as cruel not to disillusion that person, for their own good.


      "Does this guy really strike you as evil?"
      No, buddy


      "But at least as long as it continues what protection it offers, a few stupid people will get their money back from evil bastards. I hate stupid people, but I hate evil bastards more."

      Sorry, which part of that did I misinterpret?

      Not that I disagree with your overall sentiment, mind you... But the government doesn't have the job title of "babysitter of the weak", as much as they try to wear that particular hat.

    33. Re:Gift gag, genuine or gullible? by CosmeticLobotamy · · Score: 1

      What part of that do you consider "talking out of [my] ass"?

      The part I responded to where you accused me of having made up the town my parents grew up in and my dad's sister. I don't doubt your credentials. Your town sucked. I just doubt that you can extrapolate your experience to my family's town in the 1940's and 50's (which is roughly the same now. Filled to the brim with people over 70).

      If you have two or more humans in close proximity, one of them will find a way to gain advantage over the other(s).

      That's just not true. You're going to need at least a few dozen to be absolutely sure one is going to be a jerk, and more if everyone knows each other and has no means of escape from the shame that would come from doing something truly wrong. People aren't nearly the simple self-serving mechanisms you seem to think they are.

      Your aunt either doesn't exist...

      Dick.

      or you should have her locked up for her own safety

      She's 50 years older than me and in fine health. That would be tricky.

      the environment required to cause that level of trust in any sane human with an IQ over 80 most certainly does not exist.

      Have you ever even spoken to someone over 70? Their thought process, in my experience, boils down to "they go to my church, so they're okay," and, "that looks official, so it's okay."

      "But at least as long as it continues what protection it offers, a few stupid people will get their money back from evil bastards. I hate stupid people, but I hate evil bastards more."

      Sorry, which part of that did I misinterpret?


      The part where, as I mentioned, me and the parent poster were both talking about scams in general, not this guy selling moon land. Off-topic, maybe, but only a little.

      But the government doesn't have the job title of "babysitter of the weak", as much as they try to wear that particular hat.

      But let's still not pretend that them taking action against fraud is making people take risks they otherwise wouldn't, as was the original point.

    34. Re:Gift gag, genuine or gullible? by FleaPlus · · Score: 1

      Without order in society you no longer really have civilization. Government is absolutely required to coordinate a group larger than a family. Even tribes have a cheiftain.

      That's the typical view. If I understand anarcho-capitalism correctly, though, it claims that order can also arise as an emergent property of market forces.

    35. Re:Gift gag, genuine or gullible? by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      And yet in five thousand years of recorded human history it never has. Huh. Marx believed that people would work for the good of the whole while seeing no direct benefit for themselves too. Doesn't happen.

    36. Re:Gift gag, genuine or gullible? by FleaPlus · · Score: 1

      And yet in five thousand years of recorded human history it never has.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anarcho-capitalism#An archo-capitalism_in_the_real_world

      Granted, there's certainly weaknesses in the examples of Medieval Iceland and Somalia.

    37. Re:Gift gag, genuine or gullible? by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1
      Hm... from the section on medival Iceland -- "Its citizens were free by medieval standards." I think the average modern anarcho-capitalist would be horrified by what "free by medieval standards" actually entails. It also mentions that the country was "governed by small legislative bodies or clans," which sounds suspciciously like a government. The positions were marketable, but really, government positions in modern democracies are pretty much marketable too. Every seen a poor senator with no rich and powerful friends? As for Somalia... "the overall outlook on the economy is grim," "'Somalia is one of the poorest countries in the world, a situation aggravated by the civil war and the absence of a functioning national government for more than a decade,'" and:
      While most of what was Somalia is a stateless area, two internationally unrecognised democratic states exist in its north. These are Somaliland and Puntland. These regions lack the armed competition in the more anarchic south, and the destruction this causes. Their people are correspondingly more prosperous on average.
      Sounds like Somalia's not such a great example of the wonders of anarcho-capitalism. The parts of it that are doing best are the ones that have set up democratic governments. The rest of Somalia, and the Iceland example too, sound more like Feudalism. If you've got the money (you're the guy who lives in the castle) you can do whatever you want. If you don't... well, you're technically free, but if you want to eat you better rent some land from the dude in the castle. And he'll charge you basically your entire production minus enough to keep you alive (usually). Oh, and if you do choose to leave, well, it's dangerous out there without a lord's protection. It would be a shame if, say, some guy on a horse, wearing armour and a coat of arms that only bears a coincidental similarity to the dude in the castle's, were to, for example, skewer you and your family with his sword. Feudalism isn't anarchy... it's either autocracy or oligarchy, depending on how well the aristocracy (rich dudes in castles) get along. Like the Wikipedia article says... it is "largely theoretical" and (I sincerely hope) "unlikely ever to be more than a utopian ideal." Utopian ideals have an alarming habit of turning into totalitarian nightmares.
  11. grammar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    to do so.

    My wife is an english major. She'll dig that I just corrected someone's english.

    1. Re:grammar by monktus · · Score: 1

      My wife is an english major.

      Surely not this one.

      --
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  12. Ahhhhh! by BTWR · · Score: 4, Funny
    Hope claims that while it is illegal for countries to stake a claim on the moon, it is legal for individuals and corporations to.

    Ahhh! You ended a sentence with a preposition!

    1. Re:Ahhhhh! by capicu · · Score: 0

      the link in your sig should contain some sort of tracker so as you can differentiate between clicks on the link in your name and clicks on the link in your sig. then you can submit the data to slashdot, along with some insightful conclusions. inquiring minds want to know!

    2. Re:Ahhhhh! by Pyromage · · Score: 3, Funny

      "This pedantry regarding ending a sentence with a preposition is the sort of business up with which I will not put" -- Winston Churchill

    3. Re:Ahhhhh! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm pretty sure that that's just a split infinitive. "...legal for individuals and corporations to [stake a claim on the moon]."

    4. Re:Ahhhhh! by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 3, Informative

      Ahhh! You ended a sentence with a preposition!

      Yeah, well this is English, not Latin.

      --
      "We returned the General to El Salvador, or maybe Guatemala, it's difficult to tell from 10,000 feet"
    5. Re:Ahhhhh! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny
      Hope claims that while it is illegal for countries to stake a claim on the moon, it is legal for individuals and corporations to.

      Ahhh! You ended a sentence with a preposition!

      Hope claims that while it is illegal for countries to stake a claim on the moon, it is legal for individuals and corporations to, asshole!

    6. Re:Ahhhhh! by winkydink · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Hope claims that while it is illegal for countries to stake a claim on the moon, it is legal for individuals and corporations to, asshole. :)

      --

      "I'd rather be a lightning rod than a seismometer." -Ken Kesey

    7. Re:Ahhhhh! by seanadams.com · · Score: 1
      Hope claims that while it is illegal for countries to stake a claim on the moon, it is legal for individuals and corporations to.
      Ahhh! You ended a sentence with a preposition!

      Hope claims that while it is illegal for countries to stake a claim on the moon, it is legal for individuals and corporations to, you sniveling pedantic twit.

      Is that better?
    8. Re:Ahhhhh! by Coppit · · Score: 1

      "This is the sort of English up with which I cannot put." -- Winston Churchill (supposedly)

    9. Re:Ahhhhh! by glitch0 · · Score: 1

      Solution:
      Hope claims that while it is illegal for countries to stake a claim on the moon, it is legal for individuals and corporations to, you silly grammar nazi.

      --
      -Glitch "We all know Linux is great...it does infinite loops in 5 seconds." - Linus Torvalds
    10. Re:Ahhhhh! by arodland · · Score: 1

      You do realize that that's not even a preposition, right? The whole thing is more like an elliptical sentence, making reference to an earlier portion of itself, and the "to", while slightly unnecessary, is a marker making it clearer that the omitted portion is "... to [stake a claim on the moon]"

    11. Re:Ahhhhh! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course the real problem is that the sentence lacks parallelism.

      Just saying.

    12. Re:Ahhhhh! by m50d · · Score: 1

      Hope claims that while it is illegal for countries to end sentences with prepositions, it is legal for individuals and corporations to.

      --
      I am trolling
    13. Re:Ahhhhh! by lorcha · · Score: 1

      Jaif?

      --
      "Avoid employing unlucky people - throw half of the pile of CVs in the bin without reading them." -- David Brent
    14. Re:Ahhhhh! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hope claims that while it is illegal for countries to stake a claim on the moon, it is legal for individuals and corporations to.

      Ahhh! You ended a sentence with a preposition!

      OK...

      Hope claims that while it is illegal for countries to stake a claim on the moon, it is legal for individuals and corporations to, A$$HOLE.

      Sorry, but that is how we used to reply to the english majors from UNC back at NC State

    15. Re:Ahhhhh! by corngrower · · Score: 1
      Ahhh! You ended a sentence with a preposition!

      What should have he ended it with?

    16. Re:Ahhhhh! by raider_red · · Score: 1

      Where's the library at, asshole

      --
      It's good to use your head, but not as a battering ram.
    17. Re:Ahhhhh! by benjamindees · · Score: 1

      Actually, the correct answer was:

      It's not a preposition, it's an implied infinitive.

      But the slashbots don't know, so really anything informative will get you modded up.

      --
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  13. But my vacation home! by TinBromide · · Score: 1

    But what about my vacation home?! I was planning to develope that land!

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  14. Sigh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Cold war is over people, we can move one now.

  15. "Hello Sir... by St0rmwarden · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'm looking for a couple of acres to build my Mysterious Secret Moon Base - can I have a look at what's available?" And we thought people were stupid to fall for a Nigerian scam... This one really takes the cake. Or should that be the cheese?

  16. A bit late isn't it? by wombatmobile · · Score: 1

    Confucious say, Possession is 9/10th of the law.

    1. Re:A bit late isn't it? by jamstar7 · · Score: 1
      Confucious say, Possession is 9/10th of the law.

      But possession with intent of sale is good for quite a few years in prison...

      --
      Understanding the scope of the problem is the first step on the path to true panic.
  17. just send it to Jesus...care of the Pentagon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Lisa: Here's a better idea. You give me YOUR address, and I'll write to _you_.

    Man: [scratching himself] Uh, okay, uh--just send it to "Jesus...uh, care of the Pentagon."

    Marge: I'm so glad we took the subway...

  18. Bwaaahahaha! by mpapet · · Score: 1

    That's so charming!

    That Dennis Hope is in the right, but there are land barrons far larger than he that will simply forbid some forward-thinking guy sole possession of the next(?) land rush. Drag him into court. Make up new legislation. You name it.

    Yes, I know lunar real estate sounds crazy, but that's what capitalism is about. Assigning ownership by an individual of definable chunks of land and establishing a value for that ownership.

    No Starbucks or Indian casinos on the moon, but eventually something.

    --
    http://www.maxineudall.com/2010/02/should-economists-be-sued-for-malpractice.html
    1. Re:Bwaaahahaha! by Trigun · · Score: 1

      That might be what Capitalism is about, but it ins't going to work that way. First person on the moon that can stay can have as much land as he needs, until they build rocketships large enough to carry a battalion of tanks there.

      Remember, before capitalism comes colonization, and it is seldom peaceful.

    2. Re:Bwaaahahaha! by rewt66 · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Um, sorry to burst your bubble, but...

      Claiming that you can sell something does not automatically give you the right to sell it, even under capitalism.

      You kind of gave it away in your third paragraph. "Assigning ownership to chunks of land"? Yeah, well, who assigns ownership? Dennis Hope? And who assigned ownership to him?

      In the real world, what it comes down to is that there has to be a government in control of the land, and then that government assigns (initial) ownership - either to the squatters who were there already, or to itself. Then capitalism takes over. But first there has to be the government to assign ownership. Before that, all there is, is possession.

      So: Is there a government in control of the moon? No? Well, we could be at the pre-government stage. Is Dennis Hope in possession of some part of the moon? Also no? Well, there you go. He's not a "capitalist" who is "in the right" but oppressed by "land barons far larger than he". He's just a scam artist.

    3. Re:Bwaaahahaha! by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      So what gives this guy the right to sell it? I proclaim in this public forum that I own all the other planets and moons in the solar system, as well as all the star systems to a radius of 1000 light years from Earth. Oh, and all the lagrange points as well. Anybody want to buy an asteroid?

    4. Re:Bwaaahahaha! by benjamindees · · Score: 1

      But first there has to be the government to assign ownership. Before that, all there is, is possession.

      But who decides what is a government? And how does the government obtain land if not by possession?

      --
      "I assumed blithely that there were no elves out there in the darkness"
    5. Re:Bwaaahahaha! by ZachPruckowski · · Score: 1

      Ownership comes from the barrel of a gun. If I founded a company and in twenty years we could carry people to and from the moon, and NASA/EU/China couldn't, then we own the moon. Unless the military nukes the moon "Mr. President, do you really want to nuke the moon?" "Would you miss it"? (Austin Powers II)

    6. Re:Bwaaahahaha! by MinutiaeMan · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Mod parent up! (I already responded in this topic.) Ownership is only actual when it is enforced. No one who's buying these so-called "deeds" have the ability to travel to the moon and claim their so-called "property". Therefore, these claims will be entirely moot when someone else actually manages to get there. That qualifies this whole endeavor as a scam in fact, if not according to law.

      Ownership comes from power, and nothing else. The various prehistoric tribes "claimed" the American continents by settling on the land (so to speak). Then the the Spanish, English, French, et cetera showed up and erected a few towns with tall fences, brought some guns, and "claimed" the surrounding area.

      Heck, in the 1880's, the various European governments carved up Africa like a roast, arbitrarily defining colonies everywhere. They only followed up with the settlers and guns years later.

      The point is that people can make claims any time they want. But they're completely pointless until the soldiers and workers arrive to exploit and occupy the area. And the workers and soldiers are representatives of the government.

    7. Re:Bwaaahahaha! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, we could be at the pre-government stage.

      And with any luck, we'd stay there. Read Kim Stanley Robinson's Mars trilogy for a tale of how interplanetary society should form.

    8. Re:Bwaaahahaha! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      IS the aforementioned asteriod NIB and will you ship to an alternate address? :D

  19. So If by billsoxs · · Score: 2, Funny
    So if you live in New York - you're a New Yorker. If you live in Illinois, you're an Illini.

    Soooo, if you you live on the moon are you a Mooner or a Mooni?

    Sorry - I know, a bad joke.

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    1. Re:So If by Dragoonmac · · Score: 2, Funny

      I think it makes you are a Lunatic.

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    2. Re:So If by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, You call them the Mooninites because they from the moon.

      Some would say that the Earth is our moon.
      But that would belittle the name of our moon, which is: The Moon.

    3. Re:So If by macdaddy357 · · Score: 1
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    4. Re:So If by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you live on lunar land, I'd say you're a luni.

  20. I heard... by Snaller · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    ... that Bush is planning to move in and liberate the moon - anybody know if this is true?

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    1. Re:I heard... by navycow · · Score: 1

      According to the CIA the Moon is developing Weapons of Mass Destruction. We will stay the course until we rid the moon of its evil dictator.

    2. Re:I heard... by DigiShaman · · Score: 1

      Ya, it's true. Only for those that want cheese with their whine.

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    3. Re:I heard... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nah, they only report that so that the top guy can keep his job and work with Bush/Cheney/Rumsfield. credit/blame where it belongs.

  21. The "fumblerules" of grammar. by ClickOnThis · · Score: 1

    Good luck getting the /. crowd to pay much attention to spelling and grammar. But maybe this will help.

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    1. Re:The "fumblerules" of grammar. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      WTF is that tripe? A Betty Crocker guide to boring literature? Pull some of the upholstery out of your ass already...

  22. Re:Oh well... by Philip+K+Dickhead · · Score: 1

    The catholic church has prior claim...

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  23. Moonies by KodeJockey · · Score: 1

    In Soviet China, Moon property buys you.

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  24. how much lunar real estate is there? by weighn · · Score: 2, Interesting
    These wags reckon they have sold 400 million acres.

    over 2 million people from 180 different countries have purchased over 400 million acres of celestial real estate-- www.lunarrealty.com.au

    - What is the surface area of the moon, in acres?
    - What GIS / LIS / DBMS are they using to track all this land?

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  25. Aw, shucks! by ScaryMonkey · · Score: 5, Funny

    I already have the parts assembled for my "Whalers on the Moon" attraction...

    1. Re:Aw, shucks! by David+Nabbit · · Score: 1

      I wish there was a boring amusement park on the Moon I could go to...

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    2. Re:Aw, shucks! by clean_stoner · · Score: 1

      We're whalers on the moon we carry our harpoon but there ain't no whales so we tell tall tales and sing our whalin' tune.

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    3. Re:Aw, shucks! by Dracophile · · Score: 1

      How'd you get Bob Marley to sign up for that?

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  26. Extend homesteading laws into space already by QuantumG · · Score: 4, Interesting

    If you get off your ass, spend billions of dollars of your own money and go land on the Moon you should have some legal right to fence off a bit of land and claim it as your own. Once you've lived on the property for some set period of time you should be free to do a geological survey and apply for mining rights. If it wasn't for homesteading laws like this the west of the United States wouldn't have been settled (and all them native americans wouldn't have been killed, but that's hardly relevant to this discussion).

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    1. Re:Extend homesteading laws into space already by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whose laws?

      Who could legally claim their laws apply on the moon? I guarantee a lot of the world won't want to go by US laws.

      Personally I would rather see some folks build a private base on the moon, make it self sufficient, and then declare independence from Earth. Then things could get interesting. The problem is the only people likely to be motivated by this are the religious nuts, and while punting them into space might sound attractive it seems like a heck of a waste of the moon.

    2. Re:Extend homesteading laws into space already by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Personally I would rather see some folks build a private base on the moon, make it self sufficient, and then declare independence from Earth. Then things could get interesting. The problem is the only people likely to be motivated by this are the religious nuts, and while punting them into space might sound attractive it seems like a heck of a waste of the moon.

      Agreed. The only extraterrestrial place religious pilgrims should be able to colonize is the sun.

    3. Re:Extend homesteading laws into space already by QuantumG · · Score: 1

      If all you want to do is live up there then you don't need any laws from earth. But if you were to go to the Moon, mine it and return the materials to Earth for sale, chances are you would get some government agency claiming that you don't have the legal right to sell those materials. At that point something is going to have to change. Someone is going to have to give you a legal claim, or get out of your way. Otherwise you're just going to sell your product on a black market and governments will miss out of possibly the biggest tax income in history.

      Not that any of this is going to happen any time soon. That is, unless that pesky space elevator gets built in the next 10 years.

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    4. Re:Extend homesteading laws into space already by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      If you get off your ass, spend billions of dollars of your own money and go land on the Moon you should have some legal right to fence off a bit of land and claim it as your own. Once you've lived on the property for some set period of time you should be free to do a geological survey and apply for mining rights. If it wasn't for homesteading laws like this the west of the United States wouldn't have been settled (and all them native americans wouldn't have been killed, but that's hardly relevant to this discussion).

      Except it is relevant. Not because there are natives on the moon already, but to show that a system can be completely legal and still totally unethical. Capiche? Let's not continue to make the mistake of allowing concentration of power as we go out into the solar system.

    5. Re:Extend homesteading laws into space already by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "(and all them native americans wouldn't have been killed, but that's hardly relevant to this discussion)"

      Yeah. right on. won't someone please think of the native moonians?

    6. Re:Extend homesteading laws into space already by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      fuck it, let it be the wild west all over again...

    7. Re:Extend homesteading laws into space already by kabocox · · Score: 1

      If you get off your ass, spend billions of dollars of your own money and go land on the Moon you should have some legal right to fence off a bit of land and claim it as your own. Once you've lived on the property for some set period of time you should be free to do a geological survey and apply for mining rights. If it wasn't for homesteading laws like this the west of the United States wouldn't have been settled (and all them native americans wouldn't have been killed, but that's hardly relevant to this discussion).

      No the issue is that if you have the ability to go to the moon and setup weapons to keep other people from landing on the moon or leaving Earth, you by default "own" the entire solar system, unless there is another entity already in residence or another space faring species comes along with better weapons to claim the solar system for their species. That's always been the golden law of land rights.

  27. So you work for by billsoxs · · Score: 1
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  28. does this mean... by GeekyMike · · Score: 2, Funny

    I can sell land on Uranus?

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    1. Re:does this mean... by bcuriel · · Score: 1
      I can sell land on Uranus?

      Just be careful, I heard there might be Klingons around there...

      It just never gets old for me...

    2. Re:does this mean... by GimmeZeroZero · · Score: 1

      I'm afraid astronomers changed the name of Uranus to end that stupid joke once and for all. It's now called Urectum.

      Mmmm Futurama.

    3. Re:does this mean... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >I can sell land on Uranus?

      Sorry, Uranus is already spoken for. He claimed it already, probably after a night of booze:

      "Mr Dennis Hope, who claimed the Moon and the other eight planets of the solar system, initially filed his claim on November 20th 1980 at the San Francisco County Offices."

      Clearly stated at: http://www.lunarrealty.com.au/questions.html

      I'm sure that page will serve as Exhibit A in a 2093AD court case to determine who owns the moon. I'd love to know who's going to defend the lunar land belonging to these pioneers of stupidity.

      That said, I think it's time for me to stake claims on Titan, Io, Ganymede....

    4. Re:does this mean... by GeekyMike · · Score: 1

      and I want the new planet Xena and its moon Gabrielle

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  29. Why? by s-twig · · Score: 1

    Why would you bother, everyone knows ET runs the show on the moon.

  30. Legal according to... by Hakubi_Washu · · Score: 4, Informative

    The "Outer Space Treaty" (Though the UN experts disagree slightly), illegal according to the "Moon Treaty", which wasn't much supported and probably would not be considered in case anyone challenged Hope on it. I'd assume these treaties are going to get revoked once anyone starts having serious interest in extraterrestrial property, but until then his claims are about the best you'll get, aside from the UNs opinion, which many here don't seem to care much about :-)

    1. Re:Legal according to... by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      I'd assume these treaties are going to get revoked once anyone starts having serious interest in extraterrestrial property, but until then his claims are about the best you'll get, aside from the UNs opinion, which many here don't seem to care much about :-)

      I'd ignore them - they're pointless until people can actually settle the moon.

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    2. Re:Legal according to... by SteveAyre · · Score: 2, Informative

      The Moon Treaty wasn't signed by any of the space-faring countries though.

    3. Re:Legal according to... by MinutiaeMan · · Score: 3, Interesting

      However, in the United States, according to Article VI of the Constitution, "...all Treaties made [...] shall be the supreme Law of the Land". This means that the treaty is not only binding upon the government, but also upon the citizens. That means that if the government can't claim it, neither can its citizens. ... I think, anyway. Naturally, IANAL.

      Actually, here's another angle to approach it from: claiming something as property requires that you occupy it, or at least control it in some respect. Obviously that's not possible, unless Neil Armstrong left a Century 21 sign in the Sea of Tranquility or something. Which means that any such property claims can reasonably be argued to have been abandoned, if not unenforceable in the first place.

      Regardless, any moron who tries to hold up a government that wants to build a research lab or a helium-3 refinery on "their" lunar property will be the cause of a great many guffaws in the halls of power shortly thereafter.

    4. Re:Legal according to... by chris_mahan · · Score: 1

      Law of the Land? Ahhh, define "Land".

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    5. Re:Legal according to... by MinutiaeMan · · Score: 1

      Heh, interesting point. But citizens of a country are still bound by that country's laws, even if part of those activities are taking place elsewhere. Like wire fraud, for example. And international laws can bind the citizens of all states party to the respective treaties everywhere -- including, for example, international waters.

      The key problem, I think, is merely a matter of semantics -- the traditional wording in almost all cases simply never takes into account extra-planetary travel. But the principles should (and, I imagine, will) still apply.

    6. Re:Legal according to... by FLEB · · Score: 1

      Settle, renounce your citizenship, and form a new country on the Moon. Of course, there's the matter of defense, but other than that...

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    7. Re:Legal according to... by quarkscat · · Score: 1

      It isn't too hard to see who will be competing in the next race to the Moon: the People's Republic of China (military base and shipping port) versus a USA consortium of real estate developers. NASA has already relegated manned space travel to private enterprise.

      I can see it now:
      Exxon-Mobil will claim Titan (liquid methane) for development rights.
      Shell Oil will stake out the Lagrange Points (solar power/microwave transmission) around our Sun.
      Waste Management will invest in space elevators, and lay claim (recycling) to the nearest black hole.

      Ahhh. The wonders of private enterprise!

    8. Re:Legal according to... by Mycroft_VIII · · Score: 1

      If the treaty specifies countries it wouldn't apply to individual people any more than a treaty that specified automobiles would aplie to cats.

      Mycroft

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    9. Re:Legal according to... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If the treaty specifies countries it wouldn't apply to individual people any more than a treaty that specified automobiles would aplie to cats.

      Theorectially you might be able to argue that, but in the practical sense no. While you can believe that property rights are innate a pre-date any sort of political or social order, it's all just theory unless you either the power to protect those rights or can convince someone else with such power to do it for you. This is why pieces of real estate are normally registered with a government. Even so, those pieces of property must be within said government's sphere of infulence, if not an actual parts of the nation the government runs, for property rights to truly be protected.

      Right now there are only two governments that have demonstrated the enough technological capability to potentially enforce property rights on the Moon, the USA and Russia. It looks like in the near future China will be the third. Of those three, only one has actually sent people to the Moon. So unless you have one of those three willing to defend your lunar land claims, any deeds for lunar land are just fancy papers signifying nothing.

    10. Re:Legal according to... by Mycroft_VIII · · Score: 1

      As a practical matter it's unlikely to come up soon. However my point was that if the document concerned only bans GOVERNMENTS from laying claim to the moon it doesn't necessarily follow that individuals or corporations are banned simply by virtue exisisting within the juridiction of those governments, expecially not in the US because of the treaties clause in the constitution which apears to have been misunderstood.
        So while the US may be proscribed from going up there and claming a few thousand acres, it may not be so for Pepsi or GM or MS Bill Gates.

      Mycroft

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    11. Re:Legal according to... by zerofret · · Score: 1

      My understanding is that treaties are only binding on the countries that sign them. So if I somehow was able to get to the moon and claimed a chunk of it as my own independent country, and my newly minted country is not a party to any of the lunar or outer space treaties, then I am not bound by them.

      I suppose there may also be some "International Law" whereby the U.N. may have declared lunar land grabs to be illegal, but just how far into space does the U.N.'s authority extend?

      I think the reality of the situation is that if someone obtained the technology to set up permanent residense on the moon, there would be little any county on Earth could do to stop them with current technology. If the technology necessary to live on the moon became readily available, then you'd probably find corporations staking their claims and their lawyers and lobbyists making sure they get their way with the moon.

  31. Actually, he's half correct.. by beldraen · · Score: 1

    The guy is right that countries are not allowed, but that it does not say explicitly that citizens are not allowed either; thus, he does have the ability to be a registering authority. The catch, of course, is that in order to be a registering authority one must have the ability to back up property disputes with force. It is the nature of people to take what they can get unless there is reasonable assurance that authority will intervene with physical force (i.e. jail, removal of property, fines, etc). In general, only governmental authority has such strength. The truth of the matter is that the moon will go up for sale at some point.

    Property rights are not some abnormal thing, but a mechanism for ensuring peace between people so we all recognize who has control (to some degree) of the area so they can be left alone. When humanity ventures out to the moon, they will homestead/commercialize the territory in accordance with ensuring the peace. If property rights are not recognized, it will mean that anyone is allowed to destroy anyone else's structures for their purposes; therefore, the real question is: Do you honestly think anyone is going to pay attention to Hope's records at this point? I would venture to say that most people would say, "No."

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    1. Re:Actually, he's half correct.. by WindBourne · · Score: 1
      The catch, of course, is that in order to be a registering authority one must have the ability to back up property disputes with force.

      Perhaps, he is being backed by Haliburton?

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    2. Re:Actually, he's half correct.. by NitsujTPU · · Score: 1

      If you seriously think that we chased Ossama Bin Laden to Afghanistan on economic grounds, you sir, are thinking only with your political orientation. Nobody questioned the invasion of Aghanistan from what I can recall. Even the Democrats cited it as the war that we should still be fighting, rather than Iraq.

      Seriously. Put down the pipe and come back to reality.

      Now, if you really want to be a conspiracy nut, the way to explain this is that we left without a confirmed kill on Ossama Bin Laden. The real whackos have an explanation for this though. We killed him, which is why we haven't heard from him in a long time. We keep his death in question so we can use it as a weapon against the people, in an excuse to further pass draconian measures that steal people's freedoms.

      Jeez dude, if you're going to be a whacko conspiracy nut, at least pick a good conspiracy.

    3. Re:Actually, he's half correct.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, you need to work on your recollection. *I* questioned the military invasion of Afghanistan on the grounds that it was wrong to kill lots of innocent Afghans just to get at a guy who killed lots of innocent Americans. The hunt for bin Laden should have been an international manhunt, not a chance to wage war. Killing innocents just proves we're not better than those we hunt.

      Put that in your pipe and smoke it, you moral relativist.

    4. Re:Actually, he's half correct.. by cybpunks3 · · Score: 1

      There was no way for us to surgically go in there and take out Bin Laden while the entire country under Mullah Omar was defending him. I'd like to believe that a Rambo/Delta Force type operation could have taken out Bin Laden without having to topple the Taliban, but we just did not have the capability due to language/cultural barriers (which we still have great difficulty with).

    5. Re:Actually, he's half correct.. by NitsujTPU · · Score: 1

      Interestingly, supposedly we had multiple opportunities to take out Bin Laden that we didn't capitalize upon much earlier. Various accusations go around. Many say that we were just incompetent and couldn't muster the ability to do things like blow up terrorist training camps. They're vaguely believable given that drug cartels still manage to operate quite nicely, despite heavy military operations in South America, which, to be honest, should be far more controversial than any operations in the middle east, where interests exist that have been self-declared as our sworn enemies, but I digress.

      The other accusation is that, because of alliances in the middle east, we didn't go in and slaughter (and I mean a bloody slaughter, you see what an apache with a couple gattlers and some missiles will do to a terrorist training camp), them the first time. This really confuses the argument that this is all about oil, since those alliances are also supposedly around oil.

      IE, the reason that we didn't kill Bin Laden early on is, again, about oil.

      Now, if you want further screwiness. More than one plane was allowed to fly during the ban on flying on Sept. 11. Supposedly, only Air Force One flew. The other plane flew the Saudi royal family home. To give some perspective, we flew Ossama Bin Laden's parents home on the same day of the attacks.

      The parent can, again, put some of that back into his pipe and smoke it.

    6. Re:Actually, he's half correct.. by NitsujTPU · · Score: 1

      Bah.

      Refer to this post http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=167609&cid=139 80270

      Oh, and to move back to that original issue, the Taliban were harboring known terrorists, and had been for a while. It wouldn't be much of a "war on terror" if we had let a known terrorist stronghold stand.

      Now, if you want to continue down that path, you have to question why we aren't raiding other countries known to harbor terrorists. A solid guess would be the solid debacle that has been the war in Iraq.

      If you want to drive even further down that road. Read the constitution. The President doesn't have the right to declare war. That means that at least half of the politicians on Capitol Hill voted for the war in Iraq. Doesn't it strike you as at least a bit disingenuous for a politician to authorize a President to declare war, only to back up and say, "oh, but I didn't think he'd actually do it!"

    7. Re:Actually, he's half correct.. by NitsujTPU · · Score: 1

      Oh, and if you want to equate the war in Iraq with Vietnam, you have to remember that, in Vietnam, the president actually handn't gained permission to declare war. Vietnam was labelled a "police action," with no official declaration of war, ever. In fact, part of the reason that it was such a protracted, bloody, and dangerous war was because of limitations on the activity of military personnel, based on the fact that it wasn't a way.

      Now, I'm not taking a stance that supports either the war in Iraq or Vietnam, both political tinderboxes that I don't want to touch with a 10' pole. To sort out the facts, however, you need to back up off the crack that is being pushed on you by the political talking heads, who really don't want you to form your own opinion, but follow theirs, and consider what actually must have happened according to the law of the land.

      Otherwise, you sound like a ranting conspiracy theorist, which you did with your initial post.

  32. Whitelist law vs Blacklist law. by Speare · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Hope claims that while it is illegal for countries to stake a claim on the moon, it is legal for individuals and corporations to.

    In the USA (ideal schoolboy optimism here), the government's powers are enumerated and the people retain the rest as their rights. That's "blacklist law" for you digit-heads: if it's on this list, you can't do it.

    In many other regimes, the individual's rights are enumerated (or never even written), and the government retains the rest as their powers. That's "whitelist law" for analogy: if it's on this list, you can do it. Guess where the China government weighs in?

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    1. Re:Whitelist law vs Blacklist law. by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      That's "whitelist law" for analogy: if it's on this list, you can do it. Guess where the China government weighs in?

      Checkerboard - if it's on the list, you can do it, until they decide otherwise. Then it was illegal and they throw you in a hole.

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    2. Re:Whitelist law vs Blacklist law. by patio11 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Well, technically, the Constitution whitelists a few things (regulating commerce between the several states, conducting foreign policy, etc), blacklists everything else (see any number of laws voided for falling out of scope of defined authorities -- Violence Against Women Act, for one), and then blacklists some exceptions to the few things that were whitelisted (no matter how broadly you construe "regulate interstate commerce" you can't regulate it in such a manner as to establish a state religion, etc). The Chinese governmental system, on the other hand, just gives the government root.

    3. Re:Whitelist law vs Blacklist law. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You've reversed the sense of my white vs black. Think of it from the point of view of the citizen. Constitution enumerates powers (blacklists against rights).

  33. Full Moon Hash 1000's run by cdn-programmer · · Score: 1

    Calgary Full Moon Hash House Harriers invites everyone to our 1000's hash to be held on our property in our soon to be built FULL MOON BASE.

    Like all full moon hashers - we run every full moon - come moonmud, moondust or moonshine.

    So how any other Full Moon Hashes have their moonbases in planning?

    There have to be lots of hashers in /.

    1. Re:Full Moon Hash 1000's run by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      good god you people actually exist!!

    2. Re:Full Moon Hash 1000's run by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ONON! All Slashdoting Hashers!

      http://gotothehash.net/

      Swamp

  34. real issues here by J05H · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I'm glad the authorities shut these jackasses down. These "lunar/martian land for sale" businesses increase the giggle-factor against any legitimate property claims in space. Sort of like AC Clarke's statement about space elevators being built 25 years after everyone stops laughing, the same can be said for extraterrestrial land ownership. People issuing fake/joke certificates of ownership is bad PR in the long run.

    Space property rights, extended ownership and salvage rules are going to be hot areas of law over the next 50+ years. We've seen some action with new spectrum allocation, but nothing to grant land-claims, yet. There was a guy trying to charge rent for NEAR landing on asteroid Eros, but he got laughed out of court. Again with the giggle-factor.

    Real challenges to establish property claims in the near future: SpaceDev has said they will emplace transponders and legally claim any asteroids they explore. Someone will figure out how to recycle rocket stages in orbit (salvage). A company flying a private lander to the moon or Mars will claim the uranium/nitrates/ice/whatever that they find at their landing site. Two probes orbitting Ceres will dismantle each other while fighting over the iceball. Those are legitimate future cases for space property issues to be resolved. Lunar acreage in 2005 is not such an issue.

    Josh

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    1. Re:real issues here by cdn-programmer · · Score: 1

      We already have hashers who have been in space! No country in the world has conquered the HASH. So we are well on our way to making the required improvemnts.

    2. Re:real issues here by qazsedcft · · Score: 1

      The problem is that if governments cannot make extraterrestrial land claims then who's jurisdiction is it? Theoretically, a private company could build a colony on the moon and sell homes to individuals. The individuals could go live there and no government could do anything about it. Would such private colonies become self-governed entities? Granted, it's not likely to happen any time soon.

      But I think the main reason why governments currently do not want to make extraterrestrial claims is that no government has the means to assert its authority over the claimed land. Think about it. No government has the means to protect its citizens or prevent them from commiting crimes while they are outside the Earth. It's as if there was no government at all. There are also other problems. Suppose that the USA claimed the Moon. For now it's just a theoretical claim, but suppose that in the future several countries start sending their own crews there. Would such "invasion" constitute a declaration of war? Is it really a threat to the USA? Would it be a threat if there were US citizens on the Moon? Governments perfer to avoid such issues until they become of practical importance, which is not yet the case. That doesn't mean it will always remain like this of course.

    3. Re:real issues here by J05H · · Score: 1

      >The problem is that if governments cannot make extraterrestrial land
      >claims then who's jurisdiction is it? Theoretically, a private company
      >could build a colony on the moon and sell homes to individuals. The
      >individuals could go live there and no government could do anything about
      >it. Would such private colonies become self-governed entities? Granted,
      >it's not likely to happen any time soon.

      Boston and many other colonial cities in the Americas were founded as private, money-making ventures. Most were funded by royalty but operated as corporations. Dutch East India Company, the Massachusetts Bay Corporation and Hudson Bay Trading Company all come to mind. The Portugeuse established mercantalist colonies as well, both in the Atlantic and Indo-Pacific basins: Azores, Canaries, Macau, etc. While initially supported by kings and queens, most of these ventures turned profitable and independent (as biz) quickly. These early companies provided security, land-grant management, port services (precursor to modern Port Authorities) among other services. The establishment of this type of colony corporation requires deep pockets, but I would approach billionaires instead of the state for funding - look what Bill Gates is doing for malaria. We already have the tacit approval of the US govt for any kind of peaceful space activity, they really went above and beyond with the recent suborbital licensing process. NASA has more of a problem w/ private spaceflight than the rest of the government: Congress and Execuctive understand the money to be made with space.

      Spot on second paragraph. Invasion on a claimed but undefendable body would trigger anything from official shrugs to nuclear war, it really runs the gamut. Following a sponsored-colony concept, entry into a declared area (maybe several hundred km radius of city) triggers active defense. For one base on the moon w/ 4 people, regardless of national issues, I suspect the settlers would welcome any new facilities and people. Security will have to grow organically with settlements, delibrate destruction of living habitats will become a crime on the order of genocide. There is volume/distance/wealth available in space that really changes how people will regard safety, friendship and property.

      So far, the law has changed as needed for spectrum, GEO slots and suborbital tests. We (entrepreneurs and space geeks) are in an extremely favorable legal position. All we have to do is make successful space businesses. That is a huge, huge challenge, but the government is not holding us back from space.

      A politically divisive step would be to pull out of the Outer Space Treaty. There are three players in this game, US, Russia and China, and none of us have done more than wink and grin over the OST. It is a dead letter to the players.

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  35. A star to sell me? by game+kid · · Score: 4, Funny
    By the way, I've got a star to sell you. A nice one, in the Orion Belt.

    You cannot be Sirius.

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    1. Re:A star to sell me? by JasontheMason · · Score: 5, Funny

      But of course! And you could be the Sol owner!

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    2. Re:A star to sell me? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Stellar deal. Hard to find a hot property in an area that still has some flare left in it. Send me the paperwork and we'll celebrate with some coronas.

    3. Re:A star to sell me? by Infinityis · · Score: 2, Funny

      Shame on you people, joking at a time like this. Don't you understand the gravity of the situation?

    4. Re:A star to sell me? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude, Sirius is not in the Orion Belt. Sirius is the brightest star in the sky and I'd expect the average slashdotter to know that Sirius is in Canis Major.

    5. Re:A star to sell me? by David+Horn · · Score: 1

      But there's a dark side to everything...

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    6. Re:A star to sell me? by Sol_Web_Dude · · Score: 1

      Oh. By the way, I just bought the Sun.
      I'm turning it off tonight.
      I'll turn it back in the morning if you pay me one billllion dollars!
      :)

    7. Re:A star to sell me? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      note the word 'cannot' in bold...

  36. Nice, a fixed tax. by }InFuZeD{ · · Score: 2, Funny

    Haha, if you go into the store they have a "Lunar Tax" of $1.51 on everything.
    Those Lunarians are already imposing export taxes!

  37. Libertarian Lunacy by Soong · · Score: 0, Offtopic
    Hope claims that while it is illegal for countries to stake a claim on the moon, it is legal for individuals and corporations to.

    To me this statement just smacks of nutty dreams of Libertopia. On the other hand, if they can get there, living on the moon might finally place fanatic Libertarians fully outside of the claw of those hated goverments.
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    1. Re:Libertarian Lunacy by ml10422 · · Score: 1

      Huh? Is there a connection between this Dennis Hope guy and Libertarians? Besides, in your mind, I mean.

    2. Re:Libertarian Lunacy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They can move to the Congo. There's no government there.

  38. Defend a claim? by misleb · · Score: 1

    If none of the moon can be claimed by any country, on what basis can one defend a personal or corporate claim? Who's going to defend you when your claim is disputed? It is like a boat in international waters. You can "claim" a portion of internation waters if you want, but nobody is going to hornor it.

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  39. A loophole in the loophole by Stephen+Samuel · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Hope thinks a loophole exists in the 1967 UN Outer Space Treaty, which forbids governments from owning extraterrestrial property but fails to mention corporations or individuals.

    That's because a corporation or person can only own land in the context of government ownership -- that's why The Dutchy of Freeland exists (whatever legal name they give it) -- If they existed as a corporation sans-government, then England would have had the recognized right (under the doctrine of terra-nullis) to override the claim to the platform and re-assert sovereignty.

    This would also apply to the Lunar Embasy and it's claims. On the other hand, if the Lunar Embasy claims to to the embasy for a government that 'owns' the moon, then it falls (and fails) under the treaty.

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    1. Re:A loophole in the loophole by QuantumG · · Score: 1

      Uhhh, how can you be subject to a treaty you never signed?

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    2. Re:A loophole in the loophole by TekPolitik · · Score: 1
      On the other hand, if the Lunar Embasy claims to to the embasy for a government that 'owns' the moon, then it falls (and fails) under the treaty.

      Not if it's not a party to the treaty. However it is still illegal to sell land on the moon, and the real reason does not require recourse to any issues of international law. There is a basic principle of law that you cannot sell what you do not own (lawyers like to use the Latin "nemo dat quod non habet" - nobody can give what they do not have). As this guy does not own any part of the moon, he cannot sell it. Attempting to do so involves as a necessary step a claim that he does own it, and that is a fraud. There is simply no recognised means by which he could, even in the most fanciful of mechanisms, have established such ownership at any time.

    3. Re:A loophole in the loophole by QuantumG · · Score: 1

      Uh huh. If I tell you I don't own something and then offer to sell it to you I've broken no laws. If you buy it you're not necessarily an idiot either. You might find some novelty value in pretending to be the owner.

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    4. Re:A loophole in the loophole by TekPolitik · · Score: 1
      Uh huh. If I tell you I don't own something and then offer to sell it to you I've broken no laws.

      That is not the case here. You would have to be very clear up-front that you don't own it. This guy goes to great lengths to make the claim he does own it. Courts will not hesitate to treat it as a serious claim, no matter how ridiculous the claim is, if you go to great lengths to support the claim.

    5. Re:A loophole in the loophole by Stephen+Samuel · · Score: 1
      If enough countries sign a treaty, it becomes in international force.

      There is, of course the final arbiter of international affairs

      Them's as has the biggest / best / most guns wins.
      You have to, at some point be able to back up your claim to ownership, and the lunar embassy has absolutely nothing to back up their claim besides their bald explanations. They also have very contradictary claims -- like claiming to be exempt because they're not a government, but then claiming to be the lunar/martian/venusian embasy, handing out passports, etc.

      If somebody plops down on a patch of land claimed by the Lunar Embasy, and starts digging for Oxygen, or tritrium there is absolutely nothing that the Lunar embasy can do about it besides huff and puff. That is propably the most fatal of many fatal flaws in their scheme.

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  40. Why buy the moon? by navycow · · Score: 0

    Buying the moon is sooooo 1950's. Someone should try selling land in Florida instead or the London Bridge... er... wait a sec... Anybody interested in buying ad space on Haley's Comet?

  41. "Staking a claim" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    The phrase "staking a claim" refers to getting a permit and then physically showing up to drive stakes into the ground delineating your territorial claim, with certain other legal restrictions as to how much you can stake out.

    This has worked fine for centuries, and I don't see any reason to change it now. But the key point is, you have to physically be there to drive the stakes into the ground. If you're not going to plunk your ass down on the moon and drive some stakes into the ground, you have no valid claim to the ground as far as I'm concerned, because you're obviously not capable of stewardship.

  42. More [lunar] light on the subject by sigzero · · Score: 2, Funny

    Greetings from the Lunar Embassy and the Galactic Government: Thank you for the interest in our program. My name is Dennis M. Hope. I am the founder of the Lunar Embassy and the holder of the claim of ownership for the lands we sell. In 1980 I filed a claim of ownership with the United Nations, the USA and the former USSR. The claim was for the Moon of Earth and the other eight planets and their moons. The reason I filed with the United Nations, is that the UN is the only organization on this planet that was recognized as having the authority to create laws for deep space. The USA and USSR were noticed as a courtesy only. After all they were the world powers at the time. In 1967 the General Assembly of the United Nations created the "Outer Space Treaty." In article two of that treaty it states, "No nation by appropriation shall have sovereignty or control over any of the satellite bodies." Without sovereignty they cannot effectively create or enforce laws and without control they can do nothing else. In the "Outer Space Treaty," there is no mention of individuals. When researching the possibilities of claiming land on other planets I turned to the laws restricting private property claims on Earth. I found that in more than 123 countries on Earth there is a process in place where by citizens may claim ownership to un-owned lands. According to both civil and common law societies the precept of law is in place and fully recognized for private property claims. The problem exists that through all the countries that recognize these claims there are no standard rules for the claims. Since there were no clear formatted rules for the claim I used the acceptance of the precept of law. With the filing of these claims in 1980, to the governments I sent a letter stating my intent was to subdivide and sell these lands to anyone interested in purchasing them and if they (the governments) had a legal problem with that to let me know. Now twenty-five years later I am still waiting to hear from them. From 1980 to 1996 the sales of celestial properties was very slow. I sold approximately 3,500 separate properties. Since 1996 when we built our first facility to house the business we have done remarkably well. We currently have 3.2 million property owners in 180 countries on this planet. The list includes two former Presidents of the United States of America and the current President of the United States. We have politicians from many countries as property owners as well as USA astronauts, Russian Cosmonauts, Chinese astronauts, attorney's, doctors, educators, members of royal families in 6 countries, 453 celebrities like; George Lucas, Ron Howard, Tom Hanks, Tom Cruise Nicole Kidman, Harrison Ford, John Travolta, Barbara Walters, Queen Latifa, Carrie Fisher of Star Wars, Meg Ryan, Clint Eastwood, and many more. Our demographics run the entire continuum. In 1998 the Lunar Embassy had penetrated the Internet as well as we could and sales were good but we knew there was another avenue to increase those sales. I started a reselling program. The first level of reselling was for those individuals that wanted to have the right to sell my property in their country but did not want to pursue this full time. We currently have 27 reselling agents. Then for those individuals or companies that wanted to treat this as something special and important I created the Ambassadorship. In this program the Ambassador would be an exclusive reseller for an entire country. They would through our licensing agreement be able to create their own reselling agents within their territory. Currently the Embassy has Ambassadorships representing 15 countries. Both the Authorized Reseller and the Ambassadors require fee based licensing agreements. In 2001, at a press conference in Las Vegas, Nevada, I gave notice to all governments on Earth that the Lunar Embassy in accordance with its more than 1 million property owners at the time were forming their own government. The Galactic Government was born. In March of 2004, we pres

    1. Re:More [lunar] light on the subject by Vengeance_au · · Score: 1
      We currently have 3.2 million property owners in 180 countries on this planet. The list includes two former Presidents of the United States of America and the current President of the United States.
      Um, am I the only person who finds this EXTREMELY SCARY? George Dubbyah, "leader of the free world", scammed by this stooge.

      For all those Americans wondering about the trade surplus, it's all going to be fine - George is helping out some nice Nigerian businessmen move some funds........
    2. Re:More [lunar] light on the subject by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      considering this is a scam artist we are talking about he probably just gave the president some land for free. he could even send the deed to the white house where it would probably be tossed out with all the other junk mail.

    3. Re:More [lunar] light on the subject by Godian · · Score: 1


      Go to comment 353 (#13983162) of "No More Lunar Land for Sale"

      ... if you are who you claim to be

      click this link http://science.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=167609 &cid=13983162 to go straight there ...

  43. well that's better by Prince+Vegeta+SSJ4 · · Score: 4, Funny

    than the mining rights, or someone would be able to tunnel in uranus

  44. China needs all the space on the moon by netglen · · Score: 0, Troll

    for their future prison labor factories.

  45. CONSIDER MY CONDITION by grumpyman · · Score: 1

    Dear ,
    CONSIDER MY CONDITION
    I presume this letter will come to you as a suprise,but as things unfold,we will know each other better and how I got your contact.I will start by introducing myself to you, I am Chief Jackson Gaius Obaseki,the Group Managing Director and Chief Executive of Nigeria National Lunar Estate Corporation (NNLEC) I am very sure that you will be of a good assistance after carefully reading my letter....

  46. This is all fine... by chaboud · · Score: 3, Interesting
    I'm okay with people staking claims on the moon provided that a few conditions are met:
    1. Plots are assumed by flag-planting and are arranged by latitude and longitude. Polar plots are comprised of larger longitudinal sections to balance out the area covered by each plot. These plots are small (no larger than one square mile).
    2. Claim-stakers must take a standard 20 kilogram flag and plant it on the center of each plot to acquire it. That flag must be brought from sea level on Earth to the moon entirely intact (no building the flag in space). The flag must be visible from Earth once planted, and it must bear the signature of the owner. It must also be brought in person. If a robot plants the flag, that robot owns the plot.
    3. For claims to be complete, claim-stakers must return to Earth (sea level) 20 kilogram soil samples from the moon from the planting-places of their flags. This will allow indirect surveying of the moon's composition.
    4. Plots may not be sold directly. Plot owners may grant permission to other parties to lay new claim to their plots, but new claim-stakers must follow the rules governing virgin claim-stakers.
    1. Re:This is all fine... by QuantumG · · Score: 4, Insightful

      What's wrong with the existing homesteading laws? If you want to claim a plot of land on the Moon all you should have to do is go fence it and live on it. After a specific period the land becomes yours and you can apply for a title, which you can then trade with anyone you want, or you can apply for geological survey and mining rights. Sure, it currently costs billions of dollars to get to the Moon, but that hardly makes it unfair to apply the same homesteading rules there as anywhere else.

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    2. Re:This is all fine... by swiftstream · · Score: 1

      So, I guess the far side of the moon never gets claimed.

      Though, that might not be a bad thing...

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    3. Re:This is all fine... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If no country can claim ownership of any part of the moon, just how the hell would you apply for a title? No one could legally give it to you!

    4. Re:This is all fine... by QuantumG · · Score: 1

      Therein lies the rub. Either the UN should be able to grant it to you, or any state that has signed a revised outerspace treaty should be able to. But I guess it will all come to a head as soon as the first homesteaders land on the Moon.

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    5. Re:This is all fine... by khallow · · Score: 1

      Sure they could. They'd just have to withdraw from the respective treaty or treaties first. Legality is pretty easy to achieve at the national level since nothing really is illegal. Besides there are a few countries that haven't signed these treaties.

    6. Re:This is all fine... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Actually, I'm guessing what you refer to is a law that applies in particular country, not on the moon.

          Nope, to stake a claim to any old piece of rock, you basically just need to be able to defend it. Drive out the natives (if any) and keep out anybody else who attempts to stake a claim on the said piece of rock. Provided you can do this, it's yours.

          Living there is sorta optional, solong as you make sure nobody else is living there either.

          There's all this messy red tape to have your rock recognised by the UN, but that's just a piece of paper and fairly meaningless if you can fight off invasions.

    7. Re:This is all fine... by QuantumG · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Unfortunately, unlike random-rock-in-the-pacific, if you try to export materials from the Moon to Earth you're likely get some busy body government official telling you that you don't have the legal right to sell those materials.

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    8. Re:This is all fine... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds good, I think we should extend the homestead act to their claims. After they manage to farm the lunar surface they deserve it.

    9. Re:This is all fine... by Deliveranc3 · · Score: 1

      Um... Native Americans may have a diffrent perspective on the "perfection" of this solution.

      In the end they'll probably auction off the lots and use the money for some of the infrastructure needed.

      The moon is going to need a pretty involved and socialist government methinks (Considering the consequences of say air or water getting cut off).

      Defining the immigration policy will be interesting too, certain countries will probably have more to gain from sending citizens there.

    10. Re:This is all fine... by berglin · · Score: 1

      And "anywhere else" in this case is defined as "anywhere else in the U.S."?

      You know, there are places that might have different homesteading laws, which makes it a moot point. Which homesteading law should you implement? Canadian? Australian? German? Chinese?

    11. Re:This is all fine... by gerardlt · · Score: 1

      What's wrong with the existing homesteading laws?

      The Jurisdiction?

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    12. Re:This is all fine... by m50d · · Score: 1

      Who's laws are you going to be subject to? The country you left from? A new lunar republic?

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    13. Re:This is all fine... by evilviper · · Score: 3, Insightful
      if you try to export materials from the Moon to Earth you're likely get some busy body government official telling you that you don't have the legal right to sell those materials.

      That's where targeting systems come in handy :-)

      It takes only a fraction as much fuel to lift a huge chunk of rock off the moon into orbit, than it would from Earth...

      Aim a giant moon-rock at Washington, give it a little push, and your government problems are solved.
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    14. Re:This is all fine... by pedroloco · · Score: 1

      That flag must be brought from sea level on Earth to the moon entirely intact

      Way to discriminate against the Nepalese!

    15. Re:This is all fine... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Aim a giant moon-rock at Washington, give it a little push, and your government problems are solved.

      Only if current ICBMs can't reach the Moon or can't be easily modified to (not sure on this). Otherwise all you need is some officer in Cheyenne Mountain to give the order and there will be retaliation. Quite possible they can send over the missiles before your rocks can get to Earth. Also, do you really think all the other technologically advanced nations are going to sit on their hands when they could be next?

      Being on the high end of the gravity well does give you an advantage, but not omnimpotence.

    16. Re:This is all fine... by elgatozorbas · · Score: 1

      this raises an interesting problem: how can you know what part you are fencing in? If you mark a circle with radius 1m, are you fencing in the 'inside' or the 'outside'? Hard to tell since there are no oceans. And what if you put the fence around the equator?

    17. Re:This is all fine... by Mr2cents · · Score: 1

      The converted ICBMs used for satellite launches can only deliver small cargo's in low earth orbit, so I don't think they will be able to reach the moon with a nuclear warhead. They were never supposed to neither. Their goal was to make half an tour around the globe and vaporize some evil (communtists|capitalists).

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    18. Re:This is all fine... by jgoemat · · Score: 1
      That would be no different than say fencing in a field in Iowa and asking if you are fencing in the field or the rest of North America. Not to mention that the plot can only be about 1 mile in size. And on the near side of the moon (the flag must be visible from earth, although it would have to be 55km to be seen with the naked eye from earth, 115m to be seen with the hubble).

      For the sake of argument though, you would be fencing in the area with the flag in the center. If you put a fence around the equator it would depend on whether you put your flag on the "north" pole or the "south" pole.

    19. Re:This is all fine... by evilviper · · Score: 1

      The fact that my comment got moderated up as "insightful" rather than "funny" just goes to show how evil /.ers really are...

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    20. Re:This is all fine... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The flag must be visible from Earth once planted, and it must bear the signature of the owner.

      So I guess no property can be claimed on the far side of the moon, huh?

    21. Re:This is all fine... by shadowbearer · · Score: 1


        Or how seriously some of them would take their sovereignity :)

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  47. Screw the Moon by Scarletdown · · Score: 2, Funny

    I can get you a better deal and sell you property rights to Uranus.

    Forget Pluto though. That's Disney's territory.

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  48. And the United States is the most productive! by hackwrench · · Score: 1

    Creating more morons per GDP than any other nation! Not teaching any civics lessons helps up the production!

    1. Re:And the United States is the most productive! by Rayaru · · Score: 1

      Civics are a required part of the Social Studies component of the New York State Regents diploma. Although it's a good idea, I don't think it helps with cases like this.

  49. Principality of Sealand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Principality was founded on unclaimed "land" (in the loosest sense of the term). This was legal under international law of the time (it no longer is so under the Treaty of the Sea, adopted by the UN). As nutty as the concept might seem, the claim would appear to be valid http://www.sealandgov.com/

  50. Hurry! Only 8,940,583,419 acres remaining by weighn · · Score: 3, Informative

    OK, I got bored...surface area of the moon:
    37.8 million square km
    or 9,340,583,419.46 acres
    subtract 400,000,000 acres which are pwned and you are left with...shitloads of infertile land, but what a view! B)

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  51. Wait.... by zpeterz63 · · Score: 0

    How can he sell lunar plots? Does he have some sort of claim to the moon that allows him to legally distribute these? Somehow this just doesn't seem to line up to me. Couldn't I just as easily say "hey, see that bit of moon right there? That's mine." This is completely ridiculously.

  52. ownership only exists if you can enforce it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    'nuf said

  53. The Man Who Sold the Moon by Josuah · · Score: 1

    For plans on how to go about buying and selling the moon, read The Man Who Sold the Moon. I think Robert A. Heinlein should be like a quote source in Congress and schools or something.

  54. Why is this noteworthy? by lheal · · Score: 0
    Not too surprisingly, the government has declared this illegal.

    It would be news if the Chinese goverment declared something to be legal.

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  55. Why not do it the old fashioned way? by phorm · · Score: 1

    Anyone willing to take the risk and colonize the moon with some early moon-bases gets a plot of land. In turn, they get supplies from their government, and their government gets a share of resources which they will mine from the moon...

  56. I bought land on the moon before this guy by billstewart · · Score: 4, Funny

    Back when I was in grad school in Berkeley in 1978-1979, I bought an acre of land on the moon. Unlike this current guy, who claims to have legitimately laid claim to the whole moon and to be selling everybody a unique piece of land, the guy I bought it from showed up on campus wearing a silver space suit and doing a great schtick, making it clear that he's selling everybody the *same* acre of land, and that he's trading you a nice big fancy green piece of paper with engraving and shiny bits on it and pictures of the moon (the deed) in return for a little boring green piece of paper with a picture of a dead politician on it. He'd been arrested a number of times, because some towns don't like guys in space suits selling acres of land on the moon, but they couldn't legitimately charge him with fraud because he was quite upfront about how he's selling everybody the same acre of land, and he had lots of good pictures of the police trying to keep a straight face while busting him. And he finished with an anti-drug message, about how you shouldn't go taking large quantities of LSD or *you* might end up on the streetcorner in a silver spacesuit selling people land on the moon.

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  57. Pfft. Claims. by ScaryMonkey · · Score: 1

    Seriously, does any amount of wrangling about the legality of claims make any more difference on the moon than on Earth? Anyone who thinks that their property rights are sacrosanct past the point where they can be enforced is fooling themself.

    To quote "The Lion in Winter":

    Henry: The Vexin's mine.
    Phillip: On what authority?
    Henry: It's got my troops all over it, and that makes it mine.

  58. Civics requirements? by hackwrench · · Score: 1

    I'm not sure what case you are making. I went to http://usny.nysed.gov/topics/#D and downloaded the diploma requirements PDF and it turns out to be a pamphlet in which it turns out there is a "local diploma" that can be obtained in New York. Furthermore the pamphlet does not contain the word "civics".

    Can you point out where in the Regents Exams civics is covered?

    1. Re:Civics requirements? by Rayaru · · Score: 1

      It's not covered by a Regents exam, but there is a mandatory "Participation In Government" course that's required for all Regents diplomas.

    2. Re:Civics requirements? by Rayaru · · Score: 1
      Found it specifically here:
      (6) All students first entering grade nine in 1985 and thereafter shall earn four units of credit in social studies in accordance with the following:

      (i) Such requirement shall include one unit of credit in American history;

      (ii) Such requirement shall include one half unit of credit in participation in government and one half unit of credit in economics or their equivalent.
  59. Complete BS by Rac3r5 · · Score: 1

    u shouldn't be able to claim something if you have never been there.

    and he's selling property on Venus too.. WTH.. ppl can't survive on Venus..

    1. Re:Complete BS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They can on the Moon?

  60. Amazing. by MiKM · · Score: 2, Funny

    I think I bought the last plot! This will be worth a fortune!

  61. Staking a Claim/Claimjumping by core+plexus · · Score: 3, Interesting
    I work in the mineral industry, and we frequently encounter what is known as "paper staking", whereby the purported claimant just files the paperwork rather than actually physically staking the ground.

    It's the source of many lawsuits, and oftentimes claimjumping.

    "Staking Your Claim to Alaska's Mineral Wealth"

    1. Re:Staking a Claim/Claimjumping by kesuki · · Score: 1

      well, at least no-one can refute neil armstrongs 'claim stake' on the crater they landed on and planted a flag, i even thing they launched a golf ball to mark the other end of the claim... but i don't know how far it went...

    2. Re:Staking a Claim/Claimjumping by MindStalker · · Score: 1

      Yes, but there is a current treaty that forbids any current world government (atleast the ones that signed the treaty) from claiming land on the moon. Neil Armstrong was acting as a military representative therfor he couldn't claim the land for his own, and by this treaty he couldn't claim land for the US government.

  62. selling property on ur-anus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Please send cash here http://www.riaa.com/default.asp

    Once we are through lining our pockets we will use the remaining funds to further develop new planets and moons. Please don't steal extra-terrestrial property without paying our astronauts as it helps support terrorists and baby snatchers.

  63. Closer to home by dbcad7 · · Score: 2, Funny
    There is pleny of unclaimed ocean right here on earth.

    All you need is a boat, lots of rocks and dirt, and voila "instant country"
    strap a shotgun onto the boat, and have yourself a navy too.

    You can then declare war on the US.. get invaded, and have your country rebuilt for free !

    dbcad7

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    1. Re:Closer to home by dptalia · · Score: 1
      Actually, there are some islands in the South Pacific that were built - archeologists don't know how the primative civilizations carted the huge stones out to build the islands.

      There was an American Indian tribe that built individual island in a lake. They''s weave a large mat or reeds and pile dirt on them. The dirt would sift through the reeds and eventually an island would form.

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    2. Re:Closer to home by n3kid_h4x0r · · Score: 1

      I saw somewhere that artificial islands like Sealand can no longer be claimed as sovereign states or state territories. It has to do with a UN Convention on the Law of the Sea ruling.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_Nations_Conven tion_on_the_Law_of_the_Sea

    3. Re:Closer to home by Prophet+of+Nixon · · Score: 1

      Any sources or info on those South Pacific islands? That actually sounds sorta interesting.

      And do the Indian lake-islands have anything to do with the rare floating islands that are in some American lakes? Are they the same thing? There was a tiny news article last week (I think) about a floating island needing to be towed back to the center of a lake somewhere.

    4. Re:Closer to home by dptalia · · Score: 1

      Crud, I'd have to look - I saw a program on the discovery chanel that talked about them. Here we go: this link has some info. As for the AmerInd islands, I'm not sure if they have anything to do with the floating island - I just remember being enamored with the idea of creating my own island when I was a kid... Here's some info on those.

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  64. Who will enforce it? by dingleberrie · · Score: 3, Funny

    Hi. I'm looking for someone to enforce my deed for lunar land. My country won't do it because it has no jurisdiction. I am trying to assemble my own army, but I have no money left since I spent most of it acquiring the entire crater out beyond the 10 mile mark of the perimeter. Please help, as my only other recourse is a contact I have in Nigeria. Thanx.

  65. CHA by jasontheking · · Score: 1

    I want the bit that says "CHA" on it.

  66. They must have read this by Barkley44 · · Score: 1

    They must have read this post from the other day: http://science.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=167383 &cid=13954681

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  67. Chinese thought they bought it from Clinton :-) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's why they're pissed.

  68. OMG! Did they find oil? by FlippyTheSkillsaw · · Score: 1

    Sweet, now we can liberate the dead bacteria we tracked up there on expeditions!

  69. Science Scams by kahrytan · · Score: 1

    There is many scams like this. International Star Registry is another scam that claims to name a star for you. Unforunately, only the International Astronomical Union names planetary bodies.

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  70. The website sucked... by kcbanner · · Score: 1

    If you really want your scam to work, you need some fancy logos from some company certifying you or something, maybe learn some basic HTML, :). He was asking too much anyway...

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  71. Neil Armstrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    After the "One giant leap for mankind" comment, I distinctly heard Neil Armstrong say, "Dibs!". So, back off China.

  72. The law on the moon... by servognome · · Score: 2, Interesting

    will come from the barrel of a gun. It doesn't matter what laws are passed right now, whoever gets up there first and can protect their property will rule the land. Once a presence is established you become the defacto owner, and somebody has to force you off.

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  73. Probably no oil on the moon by HermanAB · · Score: 1

    First, someone has to find oil on the moon. Until that happens, the moon is safe against US agression. However, since the moon is rotating very, very, slowly on its axis, its bearings are clearly in bad shape, so there is probably little, if any oil...

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    Oh well, what the hell...
    1. Re:Probably no oil on the moon by senatorpjt · · Score: 1

      Actually, AFAIK, the moon has very valuable mineral deposits of rare metal ores.

    2. Re:Probably no oil on the moon by HermanAB · · Score: 1

      Maybe, but only oil will do it. If there was a ring of gold, a foot thick, circling the earth, at a height that the space shuttle can go and get it, it won't be worth it.

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      Oh well, what the hell...
  74. Century Club by opspin · · Score: 0

    Lemme get this straight, for $1000 I can get into the Century Club, and get a complimentary trip to Las Vegas for two people? I live in Denmark half way around the world, and there is no way I could get a round trip for two to Las Vegas for $1000. Is this some kind of scam, how could I be certain I got what was promised?

  75. All I got to say is by SeaFox · · Score: 1

    they must be looney to believe this guy.

    Yeah yeah. Go ahead and mod this redundant.

    Seriously though, what would they do if someone did try to settle on the moon? The moon does not in fact belong to any country to the best of my knowledge. With private industry getting more and more interested in developing space capable craft, what's to keep someone from going to the moon and trying to set up a base/colony on their own. Would the U.S., ect try to go to the moon and forcefully remove them? What right would they have to do that?

  76. Indeed. by chaboud · · Score: 1

    That was the part that I was hoping to sneak in, 'cause that side is for "science."

  77. I want a plot... by Rooked_One · · Score: 1

    on the dark side

  78. The sad thing is... by hackwrench · · Score: 1

    In the United States it's becoming more and more common for professionals to think that they should make decisions for you instead of helping you to make an informed decision.

    To make matters worse, the state of education in the United States results in a general populace that accepts that too.

    On top of that, what may be an extension of the customers of the TV channels is the advertisers, Is that health professionals see their customer as the State, the HMO or the Health Insurance company, and not the patient, and apply the concept that what the customer wants is what's best for the patient. I wouldn't be surprised if that's true in other areas of insurance as well.

  79. I'm selling Earth land, for real. by mnmn · · Score: 1

    I am selling a huge amount of land for anyone to buy, build families on and be prosperous. It is a huge island across the Atlantic. Lets call it America.

    I'll take $50,000 per square km of land there. Heck there are even millions of houses already built that can go between $50,000 to 5000,000. Our teams of lawyers will issue the deed and all necessary paperwork.

    Please direct the funds to Account # 5928375, bank transit # 4930283, Adis Ababa, Nigeria.

    Get some before its all taken!!!

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    1. Re:I'm selling Earth land, for real. by tomstdenis · · Score: 1

      $50,000 to 5000,000.

      What? Are you Ali G? ... Yes I watched his season one DVD today... BTW for anyone living near toronto ... Amazon.ca is f'ing amazing. I ordered the DVD on the weekend and got it before noon today. Apparently it helps that they ship out of Mississauga :-)

      Tom

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  80. Never mind the moon by ross.w · · Score: 1

    I hereby claim ownership of the sun.

    I am offering lighting and heating services for the low low price of $.01 per day.

    Since you already appear to be using my services - Pay up!

    Oh wait, this is Slashdot, you guys get the discount rate, since you never go outdoors.

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    If my call is important, why am I talking to a recording?
    1. Re:Never mind the moon by rk · · Score: 1

      Sorry, I don't want it. Now get your filthy light pollution off my property!

  81. Lunar Monopoly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you land on my lunar Boardwalk . Collect $400.00 Dollars and do not pass go !!!

  82. What about current property owners? by Belseth · · Score: 1

    Does this mean my deed is no good? I was planning to put a house up soon. Should have a hell of a view.

  83. Biggest Landgrab in History by Nom+du+Keyboard · · Score: 3, Interesting
    I've long considered the Outer Space Treaty the biggest - and most arrogant - land grab in history when our so-called governments decided that none of its citizens could own anything off of the Earth itself. In essence, they have taken the entire rest of the Universe and put it off limits for private ownership. How dare they?!

    Of course none of the Outer Space Treaty actually matters since the truth is that land, as always, will belong to he (or she) who can claim it and defend it afterwards! We don't need no stinking treaty.

    --
    "It's the height of ridiculousness to say for those 9 lines you get hundreds of millions."
    1. Re:Biggest Landgrab in History by QuantumG · · Score: 1

      What happens when you try to sell bits of that land back on Earth? i.e., what happens when you try to mine your land and sell the materials? All of a sudden your claim to ownership doesn't mean a heck of a lot, as other people won't recognise it. But that's what governments are for aint they? To get in a man's way.

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      How we know is more important than what we know.
  84. Please Do Not Degrade This Example of Anality by Cruxus · · Score: 1
    BTWR (540147) wrote:
    Ahhh! You ended a sentence with a preposition!

    Anality (to the pedants out there in Slashdotland, obsessive-compulsive personality) is a very important quality to possess. Consider that the New York Times has included articles about Supreme Court candidates Roberts and Alito, mentioning their conservatism and characteristic anality.

    On the other hand, you have these rebel but admittedly cunning linguists who vouch that language is as we use it. In their fog of grammatical relativism, a split infinitive is just as good as an unsplit one (and, presumably, split undies are equals to the uncleft variety); slang is how the vocabulary of a language evolves; and they say worse while calling it all science! No, thanks. I'll side with the prescriptivist grammarians like my good friend BTWR and scan all my writing for misplaced commas and make sure I am using my words with etymologically correct connotations. Plus, renowned cunning linguist Noam Chomsky is a damned hippi.

    In short, back off from His Royal Anus!

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  85. Don't they know.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    TANSTAAFL.... not even under Communism....

  86. This is nothing new ... by PseudoQuant · · Score: 2, Informative

    This man http://www.geocities.com/cjstender/McArdle.htm/ has been selling plots of the moon for at about thirty years. I still have a certificate for the plot that I bought in the early eighties (just $1.00).

  87. The Moon is Already Owned by Eli+Gottlieb · · Score: 1

    For God sakes, people! Everyone knows that the moon is made of cheese and has been staked out and owned by the first to actually harvest some of that cheese: An English inventor named Wallace.

    Why can't people just leave Wallace in peace? I can just see Gromit knitting a nice tablecloth for the table on the moon.

  88. Oh come on now by RichardX · · Score: 1

    Everybody knows that the Toast King owns the entire moon

    (links are to flash animations, for anyone who feels they should be warned of that kind of thing)

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    Curiosity was framed. Ignorance killed the cat.
  89. Ignore this OT Compliment!!! by Khyber · · Score: 1

    FINALLY SOMEONE THAT UNDERSTANDS THE DIFFERENCE!

    If I could mod you up, it would've been done by now.

    Someone that understands difference in grammatical structure concerning different languages! My Magister Romano taught his regular Latin class about this, but not his A.P. Latin classes. Gotta love it.

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    Still waiting on Serviscope_minor to wake up to fucking reality and realize that Jessica Price isn't going to fuck him.
    1. Re:Ignore this OT Compliment!!! by Jesus_666 · · Score: 2, Funny

      What, that means that also English and German not the same syntax have? That can I hardly believe!

      Amazing discovery: Syntax is language-specific. News at 11.

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  90. There's a problem with this idea, Sir. by Khyber · · Score: 1

    You're assuming that the USA will defend every US citizen that goes to the moon against other countries that do not have this "Homestead Act" which is a USA product. Since when has our government had that much to spend to save ONE person on the moon that put themselves there in the first place? Don't we have some idealistic war to fight first?

    I'm sorry, I don't want that to seem like a troll post, as that is not it's intention. However, with current and potential future administrations for our country, can you be assured that "our" government will help us absolutely in our time of need?

    I'll be flexible, Let's say that they do. So, (given our current record,) for one person they spend over 50 billion dollars on just deciding what to do, then they spend another 50 billion just to launch a small, un-trained squad of "Space Marines" to the moon faster than we went into Iraq, just to defend one US citizen's stake on the moon. And that's assuming the US is desperate or territorial enough to wish to keep any potential stake on the moon.

    But in all honesty, do you think that's going to happen when oil on this planet seems to be more of the world issue currently? If they discover oil on the moon, you know there's going to be a mad dash for it, otherwise, why bother?

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    Still waiting on Serviscope_minor to wake up to fucking reality and realize that Jessica Price isn't going to fuck him.
    1. Re:There's a problem with this idea, Sir. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ever heard the story of Ion Perdicaris? The U.S. Government sent in seven warships to free someone who it turns out had renounced his citizenship years earlier.

      http://www3.igalaxy.net/~ggia/Articles/1904-TRandP residentialSpi.html

  91. If there will be no more sales... by Decameron81 · · Score: 1

    ...then I am glad I purchased some land while I was on time!

    What a lucky bastard I am... 8-D

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    diegoT
  92. Superheroes were there 1st or left a mark 1st by Khyber · · Score: 1

    Next thing you know, we're going to have the Tick, Superman, and various other companies that own these characters suing for property rights, thanks to our patent office! "We own this property since we thought of these ideas first, and now that they're being done, it's infringing on our IP!!!! Repent and Release, or DIE!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"

    I'm joking, but I'd love to see what DC Comics would come out with once their space-aged space-heads got into outer-space and landed on the moon. What kind of comics could the lack of gravity on your brain and blood vessels produce? Are you tripping balls or are you really jumping in low gravity coming up with some new bad-ass comic character moves for us to digitally reperoduce in movies on Earth?

    I could almost literally imagine outer-space as being the new creative force in movies or TV shows, and of course scientific advancements, can you?

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    Still waiting on Serviscope_minor to wake up to fucking reality and realize that Jessica Price isn't going to fuck him.
  93. I need water to live... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...and thusly I shall purchase property on Mars:
    The Various Bodies of Galactic Government

  94. On What Basis? by Khyber · · Score: 1

    On the basis of my entire arsenal which may range from knives forged in cold space to ion cannons bigger than your entire neighborhood block. The question you're thinking of is "How big of a gun do I need to defend my property rights?"

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  95. What happened to the days by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    when staking a claim meant actually marking the area with stakes. How can you claim property on the moon if you can't get there?

    Can I call dibs on europa?

  96. Well, alrighty then. by RyoShin · · Score: 1

    They can have their paper. We'll see who gets what land when I get up there first and greet them upon their arrival with a shotgun.

    Should a shotgun fail in an area with almost no atmosphere, sharp, pointy sticks will be held in reserve.

  97. Calm down, it's only $30 by rbrewer123 · · Score: 1

    Sheesh... the way people are complaining about this Lunar Embassy you'd think they were bilking people out of thousands of dollars. A "normal" lunar deed on the site is $20, plus $10 shipping and handling. And the site is filled with various other mugs, t-shirts, and other random silly stuff for lunar owners to collect. We're talking about $30. Laugh a little, the site certainly looks like it's part tongue-in-cheek to me.

  98. Just the moon? by Bezben · · Score: 1

    I'm putting the contents of the rest of the universe up for grabs. It may take me a while to make all the entries on ebay.

    1. Re:Just the moon? by Prophet+of+Nixon · · Score: 1

      Ooh! I've got dibs on the Centaurus Wall and the Norma Supercluster!

    2. Re:Just the moon? by Bezben · · Score: 1

      I really expected a selling uranus joke here...

  99. Who owns it anyway? by thisisauniqueid · · Score: 1

    Selling moon property to someone would imply that you own the rights to sell it.

  100. Free Minerva! by JambisJubilee · · Score: 2, Informative
    1. Re:Free Minerva! by dbcad7 · · Score: 1
      I meant my original post mostly tonge-in-cheek, But I found your links very interesting !

      I hope they can reclaim their country. It would would be a loss to see the Minervan culture disappear. Damn it the UN should do something !

      dbcad7

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  101. Who will really own the rights to the piece of lan by Antony-Kyre · · Score: 1

    Who will really own the rights to a given piece of land? Someone who just points up there and says a given parcel is theirs? Or someone who actually goes up there, builds on the property, surveys it and everything?

  102. Yo Joe! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ummm, I think you meant Cobra Commander.

  103. Holy flying chairs batman! by Auraiken · · Score: 1

    CHAIRFACE IS BALLMER!

  104. illegal by tezbobobo · · Score: 1

    So, which government declared this illegal?

  105. Doh by Kuku_monroe · · Score: 1

    Everybody knows the moon belongs to google

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  106. this hopes guy This remind me of tax-protester by aepervius · · Score: 1

    No leg to stand on except hand waving at being a private citizen instead of being a governement/country. Well though luck, since the US signed that pesky "moon" treaty it also apply to its citizen (something in the US constitution about treaty being recognized as law) be them "private" citizen or representative of their governement.
    This hand waving remind me of the infamous tax-protester, misunderstanding on law (in our case treaty & international law).

    Furthermore even If the treaty was NOT a problem, then imagine that if in china , germany, russia or even UK , somebody sell the same plot. Well, who own it ? Who declare the sale legal ? Why something sold by Hopes to somebody would be "more" recognized than something sold by Mr X in Russia to me, if I set foot first ? And if the plot on the moon is only recognized to those setting foot first there, then why not use the good ol' first-to-occupy=first to possess ?

    Even worst as far as I know you can only sale property you already own. May I see when Hopes got sold that plot ? And whom sold it to him ? On what authority

    This sale of Moon plot can only be recognized anyway you see it as either a scam, or a joke. Nothing serious. It would be laughed out of *ANY* court , even in the lawsuit-friendly US.

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  107. Declare sovereignty by Migraineman · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Apply for a title? From whom? You're making the assumption that there's an existing government in place on the moon from which you apply for title to land.

    That's crap. If you have the resources to get your butt onto the moon and establish a permanent presence, you should just declare yourself to be a sovereign state and tell the rest of the world to "f*ck off."

    Be prepared to defend your new turf, however. Nothing gets a country's attention as much as someone attempting to declare sovereignty in a very visible place. You'll probably be getting a visit from the Space Marines, the Ukrainian Space Police, and the Chinese Taikonaut Re-Education Squad.

    1. Re:Declare sovereignty by QuantumG · · Score: 1

      Yeah right, you'd have even less chance of being able to trade with Earth if you did that. And without trade with Earth you have no hope of sustaining a society on the Moon.. you need the technology.

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      How we know is more important than what we know.
  108. Where have I seen this before..? by XdevXnull · · Score: 1

    "CHA" I, for one, welcome our new Ottoman Overlords.

    --
    "I'm a Laver, not a Phyto[plankton]"
  109. Surely anyone can stake a claim? by Flying+pig · · Score: 1
    If Hope is right, then I don't need to pay him anything. I can just stake my own claim to the Moon - which, given the current state of manned spaceflight, is just as good as his. In the absence of any evidence to the contrary, I can counter-claim for any parts of the Moon he says he owns.

    There is also the minor issue of jurisdiction. Who says anybody on Earth has any claim to the Moon? For all he knows, there's some Galactic government out there, the Earth is somebody's backyard and the Moon is the Zen garden they built to think deep thoughts in.

    While on this witter, has anybody considered the state of intellectual property law if it turns out there is a Galactic government, that it has IP which has now ratcheted up to several billion years of extension, and that it extends to business methods and software patents? When they find us, they'll sue every corporation and individual on the entire planet. And win...

    The serious point I'm trying to make is that trying to extend your jurisdiction too far just exposes you to the person who has an even bigger reach. The tacit assumption of successive superpower governments from Persia and Rome through China to the US is that there is nobody else out there. Which is not proven to say the least.

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    Pining for the fjords
  110. sea of tranquility by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Good thing I bought the sea of tranquility from them. I havent heard back from NASA yet about the rent I'm charging them for the junk they left lying around on my property.

  111. Sally, fetch me mah gun! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I gots me sevendy acres. Heh, can't wait to kick them Mooninites off ther land, made love to ther women, and put them in bogus reservations. Get in the buick, we're goin' to the moon!

  112. of course it's not real, but just romantic by grubbymitts · · Score: 1

    Obviously you have no legal right to an acre of moon, but it's more a romantic gesture/fantasy for a loved one. How many romantic novels have the heros saying "I'l give you the moon and stars?" to their beloveds. Well, now you can do it to, but include an acre of Mars, Venus and the odd star too. So all those moaning "It's a scam" maybe you should get out more, meet a girl, buy her a romantic gift and maybe, just maybe, you won't be living with your parents at 30!

  113. Discworld reverense by idokus · · Score: 1

    People like olds.

  114. Give it to the people who risk life to go there by hattig · · Score: 1

    Namely slice and dice the moon up between all the people (and their descendants of course) who have risked their life to go into space or to the moon. Do it for the next hundred years too, or the next 10,000 people to go to the moon (whichever is first). Maybe in a few hundred years the technology will exist for the descendants of these people (who will own around 1 square kilometer of the moon by that time, as it is divided up in wills, etc) to build something on it.

    It is kinda like how land was given to lords and barons and all that in the middle ages by the king.

    Mostly it'd be a gesture of thanks and whatnot, worthless for now, but legal.

    At some point in the next 200 years the issue of land ownership on the moon will become an issue, and I think the above is a reasonable way to solve it. Hopefully they won't put the moomins in lunar reservations!

  115. This has been going on for many years. by Darkn3ss · · Score: 1

    8 years ago in highschool my highschool science teacher brought in his deed to show off to the class, and the entire class was told that they could live there when he moves to the moon.

  116. Re:Ahhhhh! / Perry Bible Fellowship by eetvar · · Score: 1
  117. Bullshit by Any+Web+Loco · · Score: 1

    That just means the rich get first dibs.

    Not what the world needs - opening up a resource to private ownership that only the already wealthy are eligible to own.

  118. Staking my claim by g0bshiTe · · Score: 1

    I claim the Sun, of which I now require every person in the world to pay me anual royalties for the use of it's light, and heat.


    In the event that my Sun goes supernova the owner claims no responsability for losses incurred. WARNING Sun exposure is known to cause skin cancer. The Sun's owner is not responsable for sunburns due to overexposure. Use in moderation. Contents of the Sun are hot, in any event do not try to visit the sun, do not stare at directly at the sun in the event of a solar eclipse. The suns owner is not liable for Lunar Eclipses and losses incurred.


    Screw it, anyone wanna buy the sun?

    --
    I am Bennett Haselton! I am Bennett Haselton!
  119. Basic concept.... by Targon · · Score: 1

    A key point of being able to claim land is needing to go to that land to claim it. You can't just point at a map and claim that you own it because no one else has it. Now, the big question is how long will it take before someone lands on the moon and THEN claims land there. Even then, if you don't do anything with said land, there is still an issue of who's really in charge since there is no real governing body in charge. By the same token, land on the moon has no practical value except perhaps as a tourist destination or as a way-station between the Earth and other space destinations outside of Earth orbit.

    Mars, since there is a thin atmosphere and gravity might have other uses once a system is in place to generate it's own air and food. I don't see a self sustaining system being set up on the moon for a number of reasons for a long time to come yet.

  120. In order to have a claim legally recognised... by JustNiz · · Score: 1

    you have to stick stakes in the ground you're claiming don't you?
    I understood thats where the phrase comes from...

    I guess that means NASA already owns the moon on the basis that they stuck a flag in it first.

  121. Denis Hope is For Real by Aurelfell · · Score: 1

    The Outer Space Treaty had a loophole and he exploited it. If that treaty is law, and his claim is valid, then he legally owns the moon. To my knowledge, no one has challenged the treaty, and no one has challenged his claim, so until someone does, he owns it.

    Now, I don't think for one second that I could stop someone from mining or settling on my acre of the moon, but until someone actually takes Mr. Hope to task on this, what he's doing is perfectly legitimate.

    There are two points to consider. First, since the Moon Land Registry has been selling property on the moon for as long as they have, they've established a precedent that, in combination with the questionable validity of their claim, will at least give them a case. If someone were to challenge this claim with nothing more than the 'this can't be real because it doesn't fit my paradigm' reasoning that seems to argument most Slashdotters are using, they're going to lose and Hope's claim will stand. Anyone who wants to dispute it is going to have to use actual law, not slanderous nonsense.

    The second point to consider is why the Chinese government would have bothered to put a stop to this in China if they didn't see it as a potential obstacle in their ambitious plans for the moon. Plenty of companies sell gag gifts that make themselves out to be legit, but this is the one that gets singled out.

  122. Everything else is mine folks. by kettlechips · · Score: 1

    I hereby lay claim to the universe,
    except for the earth and the moon.
    So there..

    1. Re:Everything else is mine folks. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you're breating my oxygen maggot

  123. Evil Incorperated by Notacomputer · · Score: 1

    This is perfect, since my "Evil" corporation has been searching for a moon to place our "laser" on, deeming it the "death star" as explained in the "Alan Parsons Project"

  124. Mooninites by thebdj · · Score: 1

    *Inignot giving the finger to Dennis Hope*
    Inignot: "I hope he can see this because I'm doing it as hard as I can"

    --
    "Some days you just can't get rid of a bomb."
  125. What right, Dennis Hope ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh my god, is this again a sort of logic of the US systems? An UN resolution in 1967 says, that no state or country can own a planet. Mr. Dennis Hope read this and found out that this resolutions just talks about "states", and not "private persons", so he got the rights to the moon ... yes ?

    Let's take a look at this.

    A state can not be the owner of a planet. So Mr. Dennis Hope walks asks the state to get the rights to the moon ... ? Hello ? Whats that ? How can he get rights to the moon from a state when a state is not allowed to have any rights ... uhm ... ?

  126. Read the Space Treaty by Godian · · Score: 1


    Go to this site http://www.oosa.unvienna.org/SpaceLaw/outerspt.htm to see a synopsis of the Space Treaty from the UN Office in Vienna . You can also read the whole Space Treaty here http://www.oosa.unvienna.org/SpaceLaw/outersptxt.h tml .
    Also you can Google or Yahoo! "space treaty" and see similar pages from the US government , NASA , FAS and others .


    Regarding the property on the Moon issue ...

    - "Outer Space, including the Moon and other celestial bodies, shall be free for exploration and use by all States (=the countries signing the Treaty) without discrimination of any kind, on a basis of equality and in accordance with international law, and there shall be free access to all areas of celestial bodies. " (Article I)

    - "... The activities of non-governmental entities in Outer Space, including the Moon and other celestial bodies, shall require authorization and continuing supervision by the appropriate State Party to the Treaty . ..." (Article VI)

    - If some people think there is a loophole ... "Any State Party to the Treaty may propose amendments to this Treaty. ..." (Article XV)

    - if the countries really disagree with something on the Treaty ... "Any State Party to the Treaty may give notice of its withdrawal from the Treaty one year after its entry into force by written notification to the Depositary Governments . ..." (Article XVI)

    - How selfish can a person be to claim something that he did not find first or travelled to before everybody ?

    - The general idea behind this (nonarmament) Treaty , which was ratified by 125 countries , is that Outer Space is FREE for all mankind , for the benefit of all mankind .

    - If a person does not respect the UN and those 125 countries why should they respect him , or his claim , and not expel him from an area that is not his own , but a FREE area for EVERYBODY . Even if he goes there and he tries to fight for something that he can't own (according to Article II) , can he compete with the most powerful countries on Earth ? And if so , for what reason since he then won't be able to enter these countries , not to mention commerce with them ?

    - UN legal experts state that the Moon falls under the legal concept of res communis , which means everyone owns it (the concept is also applied to International Waters) .

    - How does a person hopes to find $60,000,000 from a company while according to the Treaty any non-governmental entity needs the authorization of the the appropriate country ? Why would they give authorization for a journey to the Moon , especially since it might possibly cause legal battles between a company claiming it got there first(?) and all the countries that have signed the Treaty . According to Article II , sovereignity on Outer Space cannot be claimed by means of use or occupation or any other means . Not to mention that no company would risk $60,000,000 while it cannot profit from the investment since it would contradict with the free character of Outer Space . Alternatively , which company would risk fighting with the UN and the 125 countries by disregarding the Treaty .

    - He still waits for an answer from the US and Russia for the last 25 years . The fact that he demanded them to answer if they have objections with his claim does not mean they would dignify his letter by answering it . If a person sends a claim for the internatational waters or the air around Earth I don't think they would answer him/her either ... (they might sent a phychiatrist over though ...) .

    - The fact that he probably sent "deeds" as gifts to all these fa

    1. Re:Read the Space Treaty by Phist · · Score: 1
      Nice reading and thanks.

      Know where i can find anything on ownership of orbits and positions that are empty(read: space) around earth? What ever happened to squatter laws?

    2. Re:Re:Read the Space Treaty by Godian · · Score: 1

      Glad to be of help .

      I don't think anyone can own orbits much like noone on Earth can own the path they (or their car) made while moving from point A to point B .

      Noone owns space since it is basically void plus I think it would fall under the Treaty since , I think , it refers to Outer Space in general .

      If you are interested in astronomy check out also about the cosmic year (one solar orbit around the center of the Galaxy) http://hypertextbook.com/facts/2002/StacyLeong.sht ml/ttlx_new . I think that is also considered as Outer Space . The Universe with approximately 100,000,000,000 galaxies (according to scientists) in its 13-14 billion light years in length size (1 light year = 10 trillion kilometers app.) that the scientists have so far observed or calculated to exist is also considered as Outer Space .

      Regarding the squatter's right ...
      On Earth if someone possesses and occupies an area for a number of prescribed years , he can legally own that land (even public land) . That period is rather long , app. 20 years in most countries , during which no legal owner should claim the land , but after that the occupant can demand ownership documents to be issued to his name , legally . It does not apply to Outer Space under Article II of the Treaty ("Outer space, including the moon and other celestial bodies, is not subject to national appropriation by claim of sovereignty, by means of use or occupation, or by any other means) .

    3. Re:Re:Read the Space Treaty by Phist · · Score: 1
      Outer space, including the moon and other celestial bodies, is not subject to national appropriation by claim of sovereignty, by means of use or occupation, or by any other means.

      What if i want to own that near earth object and make it into a refueling station for other spacecraft? As long as i don't go waving a national flag around out there; then is it OK?

    4. Re:Re:Re:Read the Space Treaty by Godian · · Score: 1


      This scenario reminds me of a comic I read many years ago ... lol

      I'm sure that if technogy advances that far that someone (an individual) could easily go to an asteroid and set up such installations , the governments and the inter-government organizations will amend the governing treaties or/and make new ones to encompass the new issues that will arise ... usually way before they arise (if they can foresee it) so as to avoid problems and/or long legal battles .

    5. Re:Re:Read the Space Treaty by Godian · · Score: 1


      Small correction ...
      When you said orbit I thought you meant planetary orbit . If you refer to satellite orbit ...
      There are legal regimes , established through intergovernmental consultative organisations (especially , the International Telecommunication Union - ITU) regulating the use of the radio frequencies and the geostationary orbit of satellites .

  127. modify the Space Treaty by Phist · · Score: 1
    Should be getting close to amendment time. The technology is available. Next comes the economic. http://psdblog.worldbank.org/

    The politics will soon follow the economic. it would be wise to stay ahead of things in this regard.