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You've got to remember that these voters are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know... morons.

...harsh, mean, blah, blah, blah...

Watch the movie Blazing Saddles. You won't regret it. You will also get jokes more often, like the line from the movie above.

Is this the first step towards Mega Maid ?
Spaceballs style vacuum equipped with this technology could save us from being more responsible
Just jettison the bag towards the sun for cleanup?

thats not nearly as crazy as you think...
venting atmosphere

Coming soon to a planet near you, MegaMaid. Of course we'll have to wait for the new and improved SpaceBalls2 transformer.

Jim

It's more like Ballmer the Hut.

... in a red state afraid of change? Why does this not suprise me? Holy underwear! They've got to protect our phony baloney jobs, gentlemen. They must do something about this, immediately, immediately, immediately! Harrumph! Harrumph! Harrumph! Harrumph! Harrumph!

AH... what they didn't tell you is that the payload contains a copy of both the Ten Commandments and the King George Bible... which will be dropped on Pluto to the dismay of Clyde Tombaugh who thought his ashes were going to find a good secular resting place on the farthest planet from Earth we can get to...

Although I'm sure there's a romantic story lying somewhere in Hitler In Vienna.

You have just proven that Guevera's not a psychopath after all.

Oh, and by the way, there's not just a story, there's a song.

No, man, he looks just like Peter Boyle as the monster in "Young Frankenstein".

Here he is on stage with Scott McNealy.

I knew we shouldn't have hired Boies Schiller.

Here's Ballmer's secret meeting with Richard Stallman.

The Longhorn Beta doesn't go so well.

I gotta do something about Google!

No, man, he looks just like Peter Boyle as the monster in "Young Frankenstein".

Here he is on stage with Scott McNealy.

I knew we shouldn't have hired Boies Schiller.

Here's Ballmer's secret meeting with Richard Stallman.

The Longhorn Beta doesn't go so well.

I gotta do something about Google!

No, man, he looks just like Peter Boyle as the monster in "Young Frankenstein".

Here he is on stage with Scott McNealy.

I knew we shouldn't have hired Boies Schiller.

Here's Ballmer's secret meeting with Richard Stallman.

The Longhorn Beta doesn't go so well.

I gotta do something about Google!

My oldest son (8 years old) saw the commercial for H2G2 - The Move, and has seen the teaser trailers in the theaters with his PG-rated movies, so my question is - "Is this a Kid-friendly movie?"

I'll probably take him since I can't recall any real over-the-top scenes in the book, and since the film has a PG rating, I feel comfortable, but I'm curious if it was "designed" as a family picture, or if it happened to wind up with a PG rating...

Funny aside - I let my son watch "Space Balls" last year (when he was 7), since the DVD said it was rated "PG" - I forgot to consider that when "Space Balls" was released, there was no PG-13 rating, so since it wasn't an "R" movie, it was "PG". My son handled it well, but now he thinks "Asshole" is actually someone's last name ;^) Sample of dialog

Truly one of the funniest things you will ever see.

"Hear me! Oh, Hear me! All pay heed! The Lord, the Lord Jehovah has given unto you these fifteen [CRASH]...Oy! ten, ten commandments for all to obey! "

Nice grouping!

And now for the obligatory blazing saddles reference:
Reporters, Taggart and the Governor: Harrumph! Harrumph! Harrumph! Harrumph! Harrumph!
Governor: I didn't get a 'harrumph' out of that guy!
Lamarr: Give the governor a 'harrumph!'
Reporter: Harrumph!
Governor: You watch your ass.
.wav here

Mr. Taggart: What in the wide, wide world of sports is a going on here? I hired you people to try to get a little track laid, not to jump around like a bunch of Kansas City faggots!

... Nasa has launched it's first space vehicle built to suck all the air off of an oxygen-rich planet and contain it in a giant bag for delivery back to Earth. In memory of 9-11, the ship was modeled after the Statue of Liberty.

Due to recent events, insiders at Nasa are publically questioning a last-minute design change where engineers added an external switch to the vacuum generator. One engineer, who refused to be identified, was quoted as saying "Anybody with a ring from a Crackerjack box could throw that switch. There's no way that ship's coming back full."

I wonder if Mel Brooks have an arguement then.

"I bet she give GREAT helmet."

You CAN here that in a pr0n flick, after all... :-)

Mars is going to take care of any Spaceballs landing there... Unless, of course, they take along a CD of that awful creaking music.