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MADONNA IS AMAZING! I LOVE MADONNA - Justify My Sex.MP16!

I don't know about everyone else, but Internet Explorer 5.5 is working pretty well here on my Windows NT 4 machines. IE5.5 has the fastest ECMAscript execution, is reasonably easy to program for, and works on all of our 2000 and NT 4 desktops. Until the other browsers start supporting legacy Windows systems, IE5.5/6 will always have a place.

Time to go back to coding the web-based CSM in C with a COBOL backend on Fujitsu Cobol .NET...

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MADONNA IS AMAZING! I LOVE MADONNA - EROTICA.MP16!

Dear commodore64_love,

We, the Slashdot community, are collectively tired of your immature rants. You are a Republican. You are unwanted. Go away.

The RIAA is a fine organization that represents the recording industry against thieves.

It is evident that commodore64_love infringes copyrights without paying, which makes commodore64_love worse than the welfare recipients he despises.

Sincerely,
The Undersigned

Slashdot Community

Madonna is the best!

Dear commodore64_love,

We, Slashdot, are collectively tired of your immature rants. You are a Republican. You are unwanted. Go away.

The RIAA is a fine organization that represents the recording industry against thieves.

It is evident that commodore64_love infringes copyrights without paying, which makes commodore64_love worse than the welfare recipients he despises.

Sincerely,
The Undersigned

Slashdot Community

Madonna is the best!

Slashdotters love Madonna!

madonnanaked.jpg
MADONNA IS THE BEST!
I made it through the wilderness
Somehow I made it through
Didn't know how lost I was
Until I found you

I was beat incomplete
I'd been had, I was sad and blue
But you made me feel
Yeah, you made me feel
Shiny and new

Chorus:

Like a virgin
Touched for the very first time
Like a virgin
When your heart beats (after first time, with your heartbeat)
Next to mine

Gonna give you all my love, boy
My fear is fading fast
Been saving it all for you
cause only love can last

You're so fine and you're mine
Make me strong, yeah you make me bold
Oh your love thawed out
Yeah, your love thawed out
What was scared and cold

MADONNA IS THE BEST!

Slashdotters love Madonna!

madonnanaked.jpg
MADONNA IS THE BEST!
I made it through the wilderness
Somehow I made it through
Didn't know how lost I was
Until I found you

I was beat incomplete
I'd been had, I was sad and blue
But you made me feel
Yeah, you made me feel
Shiny and new

Chorus:

Like a virgin
Touched for the very first time
Like a virgin
When your heart beats (after first time, with your heartbeat)
Next to mine

Gonna give you all my love, boy
My fear is fading fast
Been saving it all for you
cause only love can last

You're so fine and you're mine
Make me strong, yeah you make me bold
Oh your love thawed out
Yeah, your love thawed out
What was scared and cold

MADONNA IS THE BEST!

Slashdotters love Madonna!

madonnanaked.jpg
MADONNA IS THE BEST!

I made it through the wilderness
Somehow I made it through
Didn't know how lost I was
Until I found you

I was beat incomplete
I'd been had, I was sad and blue
But you made me feel
Yeah, you made me feel
Shiny and new

Chorus:

Like a virgin
Touched for the very first time
Like a virgin
When your heart beats (after first time, with your heartbeat)
Next to mine

Gonna give you all my love, boy
My fear is fading fast
Been saving it all for you
cause only love can last

You're so fine and you're mine
Make me strong, yeah you make me bold
Oh your love thawed out
Yeah, your love thawed out
What was scared and cold

MADONNA IS THE BEST!

madonnanaked.jpg
MADONNA IS THE BEST!

I made it through the wilderness
Somehow I made it through
Didn't know how lost I was
Until I found you

I was beat incomplete
I'd been had, I was sad and blue
But you made me feel
Yeah, you made me feel
Shiny and new

Chorus:

Like a virgin
Touched for the very first time
Like a virgin
When your heart beats (after first time, with your heartbeat)
Next to mine

Gonna give you all my love, boy
My fear is fading fast
Been saving it all for you
cause only love can last

You're so fine and you're mine
Make me strong, yeah you make me bold
Oh your love thawed out
Yeah, your love thawed out
What was scared and cold

MADONNA IS THE BEST!

MADONNA IS THE BEST!
madonnanaked.jpg

I made it through the wilderness Somehow I made it through Didn't know how lost I was Until I found you

I was beat incomplete I'd been had, I was sad and blue But you made me feel Yeah, you made me feel Shiny and new Like a virgin

Erotica, romance [repeat] My name is Dita I'll be your mistress tonight I'd like to put you in a trance

If I take you from behind
Push myself into your mind
When you least expect it
Will you try and reject it
If I'm in charge and I treat you like a child
Will you let yourself go wild
Let my mouth go where it wants to

Give it up, do as I say
Give it up and let me have my way
I'll give you love, I'll hit you like a truck
I'll give you love, I'll teach you how to ...

I'd like to put you in a trance, all over
Erotic, erotic, put your hands all over my body [repeat twice]
Erotic, erotic

Once you put your hand in the flame
You can never be the same
There's a certain satisfaction
In a little bit of pain
I can see you understand
I can tell that you're the same
If you're afraid, well rise above
I only hurt the ones I love

Give it up, do as I say
Give it up and let me have my way
I'll give you love, I'll hit you like a truck
I'll give you love, I'll teach you how to ...

I'd like to put you in a trance, all over
Erotic, erotic, put your hands all over my body [repeat twice]
Erotic, erotic

Erotica, romance
I'd like to put you in a trance
Erotica, romance
Put your hands all over my body

I don't think you know what pain is
I don't think you've gone that way
I could bring you so much pleasure
I'll come to you when you say
I know you want me
I'm not gonna hurt you
I'm not gonna hurt you, just close your eyes

Erotic, erotic [repeat several times]
Put your hands all over my body
All over me, all over me

Erotica, (give it up, give it up) romance
I'd like to put you in a trance
Erotica, (give it up, give it up) romance
I like to do a different kind of
Erotica, (give it up, give it up) romance
I'd like to put you in a trance
Erotica, romance
Put your hands all over my body

Only the one that hurts you can make you feel better
Only the one that inflicts pain can take it away

MADONNA IS THE BEST!
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I made it through the wilderness
Somehow I made it through
Didn't know how lost I was
Until I found you

I was beat incomplete
I'd been had, I was sad and blue
But you made me feel
Yeah, you made me feel
Shiny and new
Like a virgin

Erotica, romance [repeat]
My name is Dita
I'll be your mistress tonight
I'd like to put you in a trance

If I take you from behind
Push myself into your mind
When you least expect it
Will you try and reject it
If I'm in charge and I treat you like a child
Will you let yourself go wild
Let my mouth go where it wants to

Give it up, do as I say
Give it up and let me have my way
I'll give you love, I'll hit you like a truck
I'll give you love, I'll teach you how to ...

I'd like to put you in a trance, all over
Erotic, erotic, put your hands all over my body [repeat twice]
Erotic, erotic

Once you put your hand in the flame
You can never be the same
There's a certain satisfaction
In a little bit of pain
I can see you understand
I can tell that you're the same
If you're afraid, well rise above
I only hurt the ones I love

Give it up, do as I say
Give it up and let me have my way
I'll give you love, I'll hit you like a truck
I'll give you love, I'll teach you how to ...

I'd like to put you in a trance, all over
Erotic, erotic, put your hands all over my body [repeat twice]
Erotic, erotic

Erotica, romance
I'd like to put you in a trance
Erotica, romance
Put your hands all over my body

I don't think you know what pain is
I don't think you've gone that way
I could bring you so much pleasure
I'll come to you when you say
I know you want me
I'm not gonna hurt you
I'm not gonna hurt you, just close your eyes

Erotic, erotic [repeat several times]
Put your hands all over my body
All over me, all over me

Erotica, (give it up, give it up) romance
I'd like to put you in a trance
Erotica, (give it up, give it up) romance
I like to do a different kind of
Erotica, (give it up, give it up) romance
I'd like to put you in a trance
Erotica, romance
Put your hands all over my body

Only the one that hurts you can make you feel better
Only the one that inflicts pain can take it away

This is amateur.

Madonna is the best!

http://www.madonna.com/

No one else is as good!

You ended your sentence with a preposition. If you weren't one of the unwashed masses who fuck around in English class, you would have known better than to end a sentence with a preposition.

Here is my correction of your nonsense in words that are actually in your vocabulary, you fucking useless idiot.

DON'T END A SENTENCE WITH THE WORD "WITH!!!!!" Now go repeat high school. You obviously didn't learn anything the first time.

Sincerely,
Angry Flower
--
Madonna is like the C programming language.
http://www.madonna.com/

Art employs literary devices. Literary techniques like imagery and simile. Literary elements like motifs and conflict. Can you analyze pornography like you can analyze The Great Gatsby?

Anonymous Coward Sig 2.0:
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Madonna is the best artist every!
http://www.madonna.com/
Madonna is like the C programming language!

Madonna is like the C programming language! Nothing can replace it!
http://www.madonna.com/
Madonna is the best!

As a pro feminist, I was in favor of the law. We really need to get rid of pornography. It is degrading to women and it severely cripples the feminist movement. Pornography is not an art form. It does not deserve protection. It is indecent and vile. It is time to "clean up the tubes." I am a shareholder of Time Warner. I have submitted a proposal for voting at the next shareholder meeting for Time Warner to only allow access to whitelisted sites by default and eventually become mandatory.

Anonymous Coward Sig 2.0:
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Madonna is like the C programming language! Nothing can replace it!
http://www.madonna.com/
Madonna is the best!

Get some good books from your local library. Enroll in some classes at your local university or college. Learn about American history, poltical philosophy, or even a higher level Mathematics class. Write a simply protected mode operating system. For communication purposes, you always have Satellite Internet access and modem over POTS.

Anonymous Coward Sig 2.0:
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Madonna is like the C programming language.
http://www.madonna.com/

I don't think privacy is right. The Constitution is very old and (in my opinion) it, along with many of its early amendments (the Bill of Rights), are obsolete. The United States is very different now. Rights must be sacrificed to maintain society. We need gun control; we can't afford the same level of privacy. Today's technology allows a nation's security to be compromised much more quickly than in the nineteenth century. We no longer can have the privacy we had then. Because of advances in technology, terrorism is much more deadly. The companies are spying in the interest of society. think before you speak again.

Anonymous Coward Sig 2.0:
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Madonna > *> Madonna is like the C programming language! http://www.madonna.com/

Why should you worry about privacy if you have nothing to hide?
The kind of people I see worrying about privacy obviously worry because they're doing something wrong. Besides, privacy doesn't exist today. A loss of the illusion of privacy is worth it when you see that we are fighting increased terrorism.

Anonymous Coward 2.0 Sig:
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Madonna is the best! Madonna is like the C programming language. http://www.madonna.com/

Pascal sucks. They should be using C. Anything else sucks. Just like Unix.

Anonymous Coward Sig 2.0:
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Madonna is the best artist ever! Madonna is like the C programming language.
http://www.madonna.com/

Ya, you'll read that rights..>> . Its a material world baby.

Shake that boody!

My impression is that fewer and fewer people have been lining up at the stores to buy the newest M$ junk, despite exponentially increased advertising and hype. People did line up for Windoze 95. Fewer for 98 and fewer for XP because there were more people who'd actually been through the "upgrade" and been dissappointed. Bill Gates can hand deliver the new junk on top of a building in person, he can hire an RIAA whore to sing for him and he can gush about your "potential" but he can't restore faith in software that's essentially the same thing it was ten years ago. Besides a dreadful lack of real new features, the user typically loses ability when some favorite piece of software or hardware does not work with the new OS. He's pulled the same trick four or five times now and people just don't buy it anymore. The best example of this loss of faith is in the move away from IE, the most important piece of M$'s strategy to expand into new markets.

The real push for M$ junk is coming from the top down. Government agencies, the military and large companies are an ideal place for such a stupid deal. Anyplace M$ can lobby a few individuals with more money than sense, you will have dumb deals like this pushed down on thousands of people who either don't care or know better.

this guy also owned madonna.com and fought her for quite a while on it, she finally won though.

http://arbiter.wipo.int/domains/decisions/html/200 0/d2000-0847.html

I think what the original poster meant was: By using rtsp instead of http to transfer stuff, this content can not be downloaded and saved as easy. We also remember a cool tool that allowed saving a rtsp stream which was killed by RealNetworks.

Now that RealNetworks open source both server and client, they essentially open up the rtsp protocol and anybody can create a small app that just saves a rtsp stream.

With rtsp streamsaving made so easy, will content providers move their streams over to the wmp format?

I think that this won't be the case since Real is basically just copying what Apple did to Quicktime a few years ago, and QT is still used a lot for streaming, just look at the Madonna website.

Gerald Ford should sue Ford Motor Company for the right to use ford.com

Dennis Miller should sue Dennis Miller Associates for dennismiller.com

The only way this can be resolved is by actually forcing the issue again and again. (FYI Check out Madonna.com for somebody who's already doing this.)