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you mean like here?

here or perhaps
here maybe even
here if you're feeling kinky
here
and of course, here

you mean like here?

here or perhaps
here maybe even
here if you're feeling kinky
here
and of course, here

you mean like here?

here or perhaps
here maybe even
here if you're feeling kinky
here
and of course, here

So let's add some hot grits, goatse.cx, natalie portman, and oralse.cx.

There. Much better already.

Now this is an offesive link!

TrollStrategy 3200 B.C., here's a link to download some of my source so you can see how I went about it: trollstrat.sourceforge.net...

Hope that helps!

see her perform some oralse.cx!

I've got yuor url right here, buddy!

Dammit, you knavish troll, you intentionally got the domain wrong!!!!
It's goatse.cx, you knob!

B(.)(.)BIES!

Honestly, I'm sick and tired of all this Linux propaganda that continually crapfloods SlashDot. I could not give a rats ass about software that is user unfriendly, regardless of closed or open source code, it still sucks. Which is why I'm basing my Operating System on OpenBSD, I won't put any time or effort into unique code if it has to be shared like some communist state property.

When I first discovered the underground resistance I was amazed about how much I learned of Taco's homosexual tendencies and Jamie's fascism. The revelations came fast and furious.

But eventually it hit me: Why the inability of carnivore to stop the Taco menace? Why was the resistance not able to prevail over the obviously inferior small minded linux loving slashbots? I grew puzzled and jaded.

So I posted and posted, trying to work out my frustration and anger, but to no avail. The slashbots kept on posting 100's of replies to every article and never (not even once) replying to any of the views of their brethren. Did they all just think alike in a communist group think, or was it merely their out of control egos that made them think everyone else should talk about their piddly small minded viewpoints? Would they ever stoop to talking on someone else's terms? Why was the average thread length only slightly greater than one?

These are questions that have no easy answers.
Except for Taco's homosexuality, which was clearly caused by his abusive childhood.

But were trolls really any better? If a mental patient is only able to talk about one thing, and the manly well muscled burly warden just keeps on chuckling and hitting him over the head, then aren't both people really in the nut house?

In a moment of lonely base desperation, I turned to adequacy.
Ah! The happy month of elitist posting! I thought I had found a happy troll slashdot afterlife!
Liberal Potato Error Human Rights
Making fun of GPL loving communists.
Right wing group think
Pot head Poetry. .
Internet Licensing.
Anti-Linuxism
Communism
Feminism
More Sweet feminism


But, Alas! It was too good to be true.
They started openly censoring me for excessive open mindedness.
I was confused. What was going on?


Something was horribly wrong.

I went on IRC to find out what was really going on. There I was shocked beyond belief.
I found out that the editors were merely college and grad students satisfying their elitist tendencies and
dealing with the mental problems caused by their inability to work for a living and $15,000 dollar salaries (for the grad students).
This was not the happy troll paradise of the slashdot afterlife after all. The editors were just like the Slashbots with their violent anti-social tendencies.
The editors wanted nothing to do with each other, and were merely satisfying their own cruelty.
And then it hit me. The average editor to editor thread length was also not much larger than one!
Where had I seen this before? Oh no! Goodness Gracious! Noooooooooo......

At least the grad students are not raping their pupils, I thought to myself.

As a last ditch moral stand I attempted to point out their elitism and intolerance.
I was repeatedly kickbanned from #adequacy.

It was clear that this was not the place for me.

In the end, the adequoids were no better than the open slashdot trolls. The adequoids had merely lost their focus.
Who were both groups really trolling?

It was themselves, of-course. How horribly... utterly... sad...



And then it hit me. I can break free from this vile disease. I can just walk away.

And so I will. So:
Last post, bitches.
Have an nice day.
YOU SIR are a TROLL and HITLER WILL DO RUDE THINGS TO YOU.

YAAT - You Are All Trolls. And that is not a compliment.

May your pants be full of hot grits and your walls full of petrified natalie posters.
WIPO, Trollaxor, OOG, nice knowing you. Hope your cellmates are large and friendly.

Fuck you all.
"Slashbots", "trolls", elitist adequoids, and poopy goatsex loving geekizoid cave dwellers .
You are all one and the same. All worthless.
Forever doomed to hunch in front of your computer, breathlessly peering at your computer monitor for another human being.

For you, there is no hope..

philipm

P.S. I urge you all to try real (non-homosexual ) sex and see if you still want to
"troll", "post on slashdot", or hide away in you poopy filled caves(geekizoid) and castles(adequacy).

The resulting picture looks like this. You have been warned.

check out the disgusting pictures at this web site.

Now that is some funny shit. Seriously though, that made me laugh harder than I've laughed in a long time.

Here, have a link as my gift to you.

From the people @ goatse.cx is the new oralse.cx! With pussys and hot dogs!

The new troll site

This is a hot dog

Now i offer you something just as nasty! Click here!

nasty adj: oralse.cx.

Yes, but you are the greater loser! As a consolation prize, have some oral sex!

oralse.cx!! Nasty!

Well, as most of you probably realize, this site is running on the last release of the slashdot code, which you can get here in it's original form, or here as patched by James Turinsky. I know you all love slashdot, and the gang over there, for their tireless work in favor of Open Source software. They get heaps of respect, for that, and for running the best internet news site hands down.

But there's a dark side lurking behind all this. The Code. Some of the old-timers will remember when slashdot was suffering it's worst growing pains, with constant downtime, slow response, and apparent ability to beat any server it was run on into a helpless pulp. This is entirely comprehensible to me now, as I've seen The Code. Frankly, it's a wonder slashdot ran at all. Read on for my professional opinion.

The Good

* It works, mostly
Despite having no useful instructions for setup or maintenance, and bugs coming out it's ears, if you're sufficiently clever to get the thing up and running, and you fix a couple of the most glaring errors, well, the thing does work. So a point for that I guess.

* Administration is very easy
There's a very nice interface for administration. Basically everything you could need to do for day-to-day management of a dynamic news site is right there in a web interface for you. All the way down to being able to define large chunks of the actual HTML that will appear in the code. This part is very sweet, and I've used the idea myself in recent projects.

* It's fairly innovative, and fills a niche
I haven't seen anything quite like this for running a dynamic site. Imitators have come along (such as squishdot and PHP-Slash) which are based on the slash concept, but Slash was here first. So points there too.

The Bad

* The License
God only knows what the license really is. Malda's README states that the license is unclear, and that if you use the code, you have to link to slashdot. Ok, but it's been a while now, and for a site that's so fervently pro-OSS, you'd think he'd get around to open-sourcing his own damn code! Malda swears up and down that the code will remain free, but really, until it's in writing, who knows.

* The Lag
The code as released is 0.3, which is roughly slashdot circa 10-12 months ago. Those who keep up with the site will realize that featurewise, this is a long time ago. Moderation was in it's infancy, and a lot of things don't work right. Repeated requests and haranguings on the slash-help mailing list have brought reperated promises of "RSN." Frankly, I don't think anyone really believes it anymore. We might see an 0.4 before we're running kernel 4.4, but I doubt it. Doesn't anyone at BSI know how to run a CVS server?

The Ugly

* Slash.pm
Ok, so the main library for everything is called Slash.pm. There are two identical copies of it. Yup, that's right. TWO. One is in the main directory, for use by slashd and dailyStuff, and the other is in public_html/ for use by the rest of the site scripts. This is just wrong. Put it in one place, and try "use lib" Duh.

* mod_perl
Despite Rob's pleasure with mod_perl, the site is really not using most of it's power. It's basically running as a mod_perl interpreted CGI, which only saves you the overhead or starting a new perl interpreter for every request. Nice performance boost, sure, but for a site like this, there's so much more that could be done. For example, why not have one main "traffic" CGI that handles all requests under the site root, and uses libs for all the functions? This can be compiled right in with apache at startup and run as fast as a native apache module. There's so much more, but I won't go into all the gory details here. Suffice it to say, it's wasting power.

* Email functions
This is one of the ugliest bits. SMTP routines crop up in no less than three places, that I've seen so far. And do they deign to use any of the wonderful perl SMTP libs already written and debugged (like Mail::Sendmail)? Uh uh. They're all identical, cut-n-paste homebrew SMTP clients (that apparently Nate wrote). Blah.

* Overall code ugliness
Lots of global variables, lots of global functions, lots of default EXPORTing of crap. Overall, it's a huge crusty, kludgy mess. I wonder what the codebase they're using now looks like? Part of me hopes it's been rewritten from the ground up, but most of me expects it's just had more features (meta-moderation? karma?) bashed onto the existing mess.

Well, it's all well and good for me to bitch and moan, but what am I going to do about it? Well, I'm going to fix it. Stay tuned here for more news of the HackSlash Project, as the situation warrants. And if you've seen the code, and you have ideas or want to contribute, email me at malda@slashdot.org or post below.

thus, (TACO=SHITHEAD) = TRUE!!!!

This or this?

Oralse.cx is your Opie 'n' Anthony to my Howard Stern. Your Lenny Kravitz to my Jimi Hendrix. Your Oasis to my Beatles. Quit the kittie porn.

Yum.

This post is claimed for oralse.cx!

Correction! All goatse.cx links will now automatically redirect to oralse.cx.

Thank you