When I first discovered the underground resistance I was amazed about how
much I learned of
Taco's homosexual tendencies and
Jamie's fascism. The revelations came fast and furious.
But eventually it hit me: Why the inability of carnivore to stop the Taco
menace? Why was the resistance not able to prevail over the obviously inferior
small minded linux loving slashbots? I grew puzzled and jaded.
So I posted and posted, trying to work out my frustration and anger, but
to no avail. The slashbots kept on posting 100's of replies to every article
and never (not even once) replying to any of the views of their brethren.
Did they all just think alike in a communist group think, or was it merely
their out of control egos that made them think everyone else should talk
about their piddly small minded viewpoints? Would they ever stoop to talking
on someone else's terms? Why was the average thread length only slightly
greater than one?
These are questions that have no easy answers.
Except for Taco's homosexuality, which was clearly caused by his abusive
childhood.
But were trolls really any better? If a mental patient is only able to
talk about one thing, and the manly well muscled burly warden just keeps
on chuckling and hitting him over the head, then aren't both people really
in the nut house?
I went on IRC to find out what was really going on. There I was shocked
beyond belief.
I found out that the editors were merely college and grad students satisfying
their elitist tendencies and
dealing with the mental problems caused by their inability to work for
a living and $15,000 dollar salaries (for the grad students).
This was not the happy troll paradise of the slashdot afterlife after
all. The editors were just like the Slashbots with their violent anti-social
tendencies.
The editors wanted nothing to do with each other, and were merely satisfying their own cruelty.
And then it hit me. The average editor to editor thread length was also
not much larger than one!
Where had I seen this before? Oh no! Goodness Gracious! Noooooooooo......
At least the grad students are not raping their pupils, I thought to
myself.
As a last ditch moral stand I attempted to point out their elitism and
intolerance.
I was repeatedly kickbanned from #adequacy.
It was clear that this was not the place for me.
In the end, the adequoids were no better than the open slashdot trolls.
The adequoids had merely lost their focus.
Who were both groups really trolling?
It was themselves, of-course. How horribly... utterly... sad...
And then it hit me. I can break free from this vile disease.
I can just walk away.
And so I will. So:
Last post, bitches.
Have an nice day.
YOU SIR are a TROLL and HITLER WILL DO RUDE THINGS TO YOU.
YAAT - You Are All Trolls. And that is not a compliment.
May your pants be full of hot grits and your walls full of petrified
natalie posters.
WIPO, Trollaxor, OOG, nice knowing you. Hope your cellmates are large
and friendly.
Fuck you all.
"Slashbots", "trolls", elitist adequoids, and poopy goatsex loving geekizoid
cave dwellers . You are all one and the same. All worthless.
Forever doomed to hunch in front of your computer, breathlessly
peering at your computer monitor for another human being.
For you, there is no hope..
philipm
P.S. I urge you all to try real (non-homosexual
) sex and see if you still want to
"troll", "post on slashdot", or hide away in you poopy filled caves(geekizoid)
and castles(adequacy).
You think you have been persecuted and "discriminated" against? What a whiner.
We'll have none of that liberal claptrap around here, thanks very much.
If you want to see someone who has been persecuted look at the jews, ethiopians, palestinians, arabs, slashdot trolls, etc.
Until you've been Taco Snotted by an Angry Editor, you haven't been past your own white picket fence.
Note that I have no first hand knowledge of this Taco Snotting, nor am I responsible for its obvious deviancy. But think! How bad would your life have to be if Taco Snotting was your focus?
This is very very sick. I am goind to tell my boss to stop telling people to read slashdot articles. This kind of behaviour is not acceptable. Can't the Open Source Community get together and stop this horrible abuse of power by the slashdot editors?
I was just sent here to this site by my boss. He makes me vely hardworking! He told me this site had lots of technical news and was good for my education. Instead I see lots of gay sex pictures! Why is that?
And why dopes this Commander Taco guy keep emailing me about Taco Snotting?
Good point about sun.
Actually I think the good competition you mentioned will make MS stronger.
I see real value add in their latest generation products. Given the great big head start they had, only Open source's viral parasitic nature of total control and exclusion can compete. Certainly not the quality.
In genereal, the IEEE are a bunch of vicious out of touch old farts who have far too many ties with do nothing, know nothing academics and far too little ties with the people that actually make things work. Do they even know that most of modern HW is really SW? I suspect not....
These people have been so disturbed that someone could actually be an engineer and not give a crap about them that they have spent the last 20 years ignoring the SW that makes the modern world work.
http://sigda.acm.org/Archives/NewsGroupArchives/ co mp.org.ieee/May1996/2279.txt
Any attempt by the IEEE to make itself more relevant will probably be primarily motivated towards lowering engineering salaries like they have "helped" do for other disciplines.
so, according to you, school teaches you to work for someone else....
I was just wondering? Do you plan to have people working for you in this business you are going to start? Will they be working for someone else, you think?
you are a cocksucker. He did too show that if n was a troll, n+1 would be a troll. Besides, its fucking obvious. I mean, really! If I have a link to goatsex, and then say good slashbot, I am still a troll.
this is a patch for emacs, not the kernel. Don't be mislead by all the talk of the thread in the kernel using too many resources. One, its not a thread, and two, its for emacs, which usually causes the problem.
Read the article, you are supposed to apply it to emacs 20.4.3.
dude, you are so gay! i just downloaded the patch and applied it to the latest emacs distribution and it made emacs display a little picture of deodorant, followed by a picture of a beast bearded dirty gnu hippie (come one! you know who it is!).
Slashdot Mirror
When I first discovered the underground resistance I was amazed about how much I learned of Taco's homosexual tendencies and Jamie's fascism. The revelations came fast and furious.
But eventually it hit me: Why the inability of carnivore to stop the Taco menace? Why was the resistance not able to prevail over the obviously inferior small minded linux loving slashbots? I grew puzzled and jaded.
So I posted and posted, trying to work out my frustration and anger, but to no avail. The slashbots kept on posting 100's of replies to every article and never (not even once) replying to any of the views of their brethren. Did they all just think alike in a communist group think, or was it merely their out of control egos that made them think everyone else should talk about their piddly small minded viewpoints? Would they ever stoop to talking on someone else's terms? Why was the average thread length only slightly greater than one?
These are questions that have no easy answers.
Except for Taco's homosexuality, which was clearly caused by his abusive childhood.
But were trolls really any better? If a mental patient is only able to talk about one thing, and the manly well muscled burly warden just keeps on chuckling and hitting him over the head, then aren't both people really in the nut house?
In a moment of lonely base desperation, I turned to adequacy.
Ah! The happy month of elitist posting! I thought I had found a happy troll slashdot afterlife!
Liberal Potato Error Human Rights
Making fun of GPL loving communists.
Right wing group think
Pot head Poetry. .
Internet Licensing.
Anti-Linuxism
Communism
Feminism
More Sweet feminism
But, Alas! It was too good to be true.
They started openly censoring me for excessive open mindedness.
I was confused. What was going on?
Something was horribly wrong.
I went on IRC to find out what was really going on. There I was shocked beyond belief.
I found out that the editors were merely college and grad students satisfying their elitist tendencies and
dealing with the mental problems caused by their inability to work for a living and $15,000 dollar salaries (for the grad students).
This was not the happy troll paradise of the slashdot afterlife after all. The editors were just like the Slashbots with their violent anti-social tendencies.
The editors wanted nothing to do with each other, and were merely satisfying their own cruelty.
And then it hit me. The average editor to editor thread length was also not much larger than one!
Where had I seen this before? Oh no! Goodness Gracious! Noooooooooo......
At least the grad students are not raping their pupils, I thought to myself.
As a last ditch moral stand I attempted to point out their elitism and intolerance.
I was repeatedly kickbanned from #adequacy.
It was clear that this was not the place for me.
In the end, the adequoids were no better than the open slashdot trolls. The adequoids had merely lost their focus.
Who were both groups really trolling?
It was themselves, of-course. How horribly... utterly... sad...
And then it hit me. I can break free from this vile disease. I can just walk away.
And so I will. So:
Last post, bitches.
Have an nice day.
YOU SIR are a TROLL and HITLER WILL DO RUDE THINGS TO YOU.
YAAT - You Are All Trolls. And that is not a compliment.
May your pants be full of hot grits and your walls full of petrified natalie posters.
WIPO, Trollaxor, OOG, nice knowing you. Hope your cellmates are large and friendly.
Fuck you all.
"Slashbots", "trolls", elitist adequoids, and poopy goatsex loving geekizoid cave dwellers .
You are all one and the same. All worthless.
Forever doomed to hunch in front of your computer, breathlessly peering at your computer monitor for another human being.
For you, there is no hope..
philipm
P.S. I urge you all to try real (non-homosexual ) sex and see if you still want to
"troll", "post on slashdot", or hide away in you poopy filled caves(geekizoid) and castles(adequacy).
what is this article about? did anyone read it?
You think you have been persecuted and "discriminated" against? What a whiner.
We'll have none of that liberal claptrap around here, thanks very much.
If you want to see someone who has been persecuted look at the jews, ethiopians, palestinians, arabs, slashdot trolls, etc.
Until you've been Taco Snotted by an Angry Editor, you haven't been past your own white picket fence.
Note that I have no first hand knowledge of this Taco Snotting, nor am I responsible for its obvious deviancy. But think! How bad would your life have to be if Taco Snotting was your focus?
Do you pretend this teddy bear is pooh and that you are christopher robbins?
Oh. So this is what its about.
This is very very sick. I am goind to tell my boss to stop telling people to read slashdot articles. This kind of behaviour is not acceptable. Can't the Open Source Community get together and stop this horrible abuse of power by the slashdot editors?
I demand self-censorship immediately!
I was just sent here to this site by my boss. He makes me vely hardworking! He told me this site had lots of technical news and was good for my education. Instead I see lots of gay sex pictures! Why is that?
And why dopes this Commander Taco guy keep emailing me about Taco Snotting?
Tetris and that marbles game are pretty good. They seem to work reliably.
I know another hole that's been violated!
Anyone got a link?
Good point about sun.
Actually I think the good competition you mentioned will make MS stronger.
I see real value add in their latest generation products. Given the great big head start they had, only Open source's viral parasitic nature of total control and exclusion can compete. Certainly not the quality.
ummm, no it doesn't, you troll.
The point about redhat is that it's NOT redhat. Its free SW that you can get from other companies - i.e. linux.
Redhat has very little actual product or identity, mainly they can only hope to do something in the embedded ecos world.
Someone mod this guy down.
In genereal, the IEEE are a bunch of vicious out of touch old farts who have far too many ties with do nothing, know nothing academics and far too little ties with the people that actually make things work. Do they even know that most of modern HW is really SW? I suspect not....
/ co mp.org.ieee/May1996/2279.txt
These people have been so disturbed that someone could actually be an engineer and not give a crap about them that they have spent the last 20 years ignoring the SW that makes the modern world work.
http://sigda.acm.org/Archives/NewsGroupArchives
Any attempt by the IEEE to make itself more relevant will probably be primarily motivated towards lowering engineering salaries like they have "helped" do for other disciplines.
what i want to know is why commander taco wasn't nominated?
...He's a gnome.
lack of "education" doesn't make you stupid.
reading slashdot does.
are you the nazi that bans IP subnets? The one they keep talking about?
Heil hitler!
so, according to you, school teaches you to work for someone else....
I was just wondering? Do you plan to have people working for you in this business you are going to start? Will they be working for someone else, you think?
yeay, bitch you're at five now, but wait until Troll Tuesday!
Oh wait, what's that you say? It IS Troll Tuesday!
You are all WORSE THAN HITLER, and if I ever meet you I WILL KICK YOUR ASS!!!!
I only respond to first posts. My time is far too valuable to waste on all the other stupid slashbots.
Would you like to talk about why you are gay?
Moderators, stop smoking the $3.50 crack!
The above post is not a troll!
Firstly, tove's perverted sexual preferences are non of anybody's busniess, and since this site is run by flaming homosexuals, I wouldn't talk.
51 minutes till Troll Tuesday!
fuck you
"If I could only be less caring and emotional, like Stallman"
--Hitler, the porn midget
deeper, unghhh, deeper.
look you moron.
The assumption is that a post with n characters is a troll.
Assuming that, is a post with n+1 characters a troll?
Of course it is you dhiarhetic ally mcbeal eating homosexual wiccan conspiracy cult member.
Reality check here:
Here is a post:
:Natalie Portman, hot grits?
It is a troll and moderated as such.
add one character to this post, any character and it will still be a troll!
You, sir, are a moron.
you are a cocksucker. He did too show that if n was a troll, n+1 would be a troll. Besides, its fucking obvious. I mean, really! If I have a link to goatsex, and then say good slashbot, I am still a troll.
this is a patch for emacs, not the kernel. Don't be mislead by all the talk of the thread in the kernel using too many resources. One, its not a thread, and two, its for emacs, which usually causes the problem.
Read the article, you are supposed to apply it to emacs 20.4.3.
dude, you are so gay! i just downloaded the patch and applied it to the latest emacs distribution and it made emacs display a little picture of deodorant, followed by a picture of a beast bearded dirty gnu hippie (come one! you know who it is!).
Because of you I am going to kiss bill gates.