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Yes! Now I have freedom of spoof.. err speech SCUMGROUP - Suing Businesses Worldwide

Since you put it like that I see your SCO and raise you with my SCUM

I say according to logic, if everyone cross sues everyone for everything and countersues those countersuing, will the DOJ label them as Suers of Mass Destruction? On the flip side this could work out for everyone, if everyone spends all their money suing one another, eventually everyone will run out of money then we won't have to hear about anything lawsuit.

We henceforth move on with our plans to sue our lawyers

I wonder if my SCO spoof will be the target

And so ... I troll no more

Money isn't everything you know.

My h3r0es

So in other news...

SCUM Group offers reward for info on attackers
Durl McLame

February 01, 2004 7:05PM EST

SCUM is issuing a reward of 2,678,600.00 Turkish liras for the identity of the author responsible for authoring that file which rendered our network unusable. "This sophiscated elaborate attack could only come from someone with internal working of the fundamentals of geothermic computing functions relevant to quantum morphic capable nanotechnology." stated SCUM CEO Durl McLame.

FULL STATEMENT

Anti-virus experts hoping current trends continue for MS (l)users in the year 2004. According to an unnamed CEO of an antivirus firms, "Hey I don't bite the hand that feeds me. If Microsoft puts out shoddy products, I'm taking advantage of it. I mean you think I bought this mansion, ferrari, helicopter, silicon implants on Fluffy over there by writing products of Unix based machines? Microsoft is slated to make me a billionaire by years end."

Microsoft as you recall has hired the 31337est of the 31337ers in hopes of tracking down the evil coders that make Microsoft programmers look like morons. According to ^\\h4x0rj33t0^\\ #kungfunix on the efnet, "d4ts r1ght b14tch!*%!$ 3y3 j4m l0ok1ng f0r v1rus c0d3rs w1f m4h p3eps r1ght d1sh m1nut3."

Surprisingly Microsoft still hasn't managed to get its act together and many in the Open Source community are hoping Microsoft implodes, explodes, or anything similar that will send MS (l)users over to alternative operating systems.

I'll make sure that SoIP does NOT work with your products manwhore

The Virtual Soldier

Program Manager: Dr. Richard Satava

The Virtual Soldier Program seeks to establish a new capability that will revolutionize medical care to support the soldier. The program will create the mathematical modeling approaches to develop an information (computational) representation of an individual soldier (a holographic medical electronic representation or holomer) that can be used to augment medical care on and off the battlefield with a new level of integration. This virtual soldier will be based upon a highly complex model that is derived from biologically driven principles and populated with properties that are extracted from evidence-based data. The initial Phase 1 effort will consist of a two-component, three-dimensionally displayed model: (1) An organ-tissue system model component, and (2) a properties level model component. Once derived, the virtual soldier will provide multiple capabilities, including but not limited to automatic diagnosis of battlefield injuries, prediction of soldier performance, testing and evaluation of non-lethal weapons, and virtual clinical trials.

DARPA

And on another note...

SCO Soldier

Program Team: SCUM Group

The SCO Soldier Program seeks to scan source codes and find the printf function on those lines of codes and report them back to its owner. Using covert tactics and illicit (possibly) illegal methods, the SCO Soldier can then automate fascimile transmissions of source code to a database which can then quantum generate subpoenas on the fly.

With the speed rate of over 2billion lines of code per minute, the SCO soldier can quickly misconstrue every line of code for pseudo-authenticity and create a manically broad worded asinine report which sounds great on the outside but is actually empty on the inside.

SCO Soldier not available in Open Source and will be licensed to someone who is willing to be sued immediately afterwards in efforts to ensure that SCO Soldier is functioning properly and generating frivolous lawsuits.

I have this distinct memory of once using penis.c never thinking it would
fail which is why I originally coded viagra.h for all of us SCUM groupsters
to use when dealing with sockets and the vaginal programming language.

Penis
SCUM Group

Many smarter people than me wasted their time trying to argue with you and all have wasted their breathe. I on the other hand am taking this one step further right now and calling you out for a celebrity source code death match to see who can code hello world faster. You can continue to ignore the SCUM Group all you want but eventually we will catch up with you and give you an atomic wedgie so far up your ass you'll be shitting printf for eons.

Your ramblings are like you claiming that, someone broke into your Calvin Clone boxer shorts and made your penis shrink to the size of your brain and now you have to spoil it for the Open Source community with your constant stream of lawsuits of which, no one but yourself can understand.

As Bush would say, "Your strategery has greatfulnessly misundersestimated the force", that force is Open Source you punk ass media whore. SCUM group acknowledges our acts of moronicy as a ploy to liven up the scenario. You on the other hand, have created with your Jerry Springer'ish mumblings, a laughing stock of those who have worked hard and brought Open Source out of the darkened states where it once rested.

Secondly aside from turning this into a serious rambling of my own, let me just state on behalf of all of SCUM you sir suck and shall be receiving one of 436,539,084,760,223,491,853,214,325,213 subpoenas we are currently autogenerating filled with the same nonsense you create.

Yours efermally, Durl

Durl McLame, CEO SCUMGroup.com
http://www.scumgroup.com

Many smarter people than me wasted their time trying to argue with you and all have wasted their breathe. I on the other hand am taking this one step further right now and calling you out for a celebrity source code death match to see who can code hello world faster. You can continue to ignore the SCUM Group all you want but eventually we will catch up with you and give you an atomic wedgie so far up your ass you'll be shitting printf for eons.

Your ramblings are like you claiming that, someone broke into your Calvin Clone boxer shorts and made your penis shrink to the size of your brain and now you have to spoil it for the Open Source community with your constant stream of lawsuits of which, no one but yourself can understand.

As Bush would say, "Your strategery has greatfulnessly misundersestimated the force", that force is Open Source you punk ass media whore. SCUM group acknowledges our acts of moronicy as a ploy to liven up the scenario. You on the other hand, have created with your Jerry Springer'ish mumblings, a laughing stock of those who have worked hard and brought Open Source out of the darkened states where it once rested.

Secondly aside from turning this into a serious rambling of my own, let me just state on behalf of all of SCUM you sir suck and shall be receiving one of 436,539,084,760,223,491,853,214,325,213 subpoenas we are currently autogenerating filled with the same nonsense you create.

Yours efermally, Durl

Durl McLame, CEO SCUMGroup.com
http://www.scumgroup.com

So does SCO sucks and scum group blatantly steals the design.

And we addressed everything with our Opin Leter to Open Source Criminals

Oh never fear I have a mirror up whats the big deal

Oh Parodies gotta love them... I smell a lawsuit