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A greasy slashdot poster at the University of Mississippi is giving a
lecture on women. To get a feel for his
audience, he asks: "How many people here believe in
women?" About 90 sweaty, smell, fetid slashdot posters raise their hands.

"Well, that's a good start. Out of those of you who
believe in women, do any of you think you've ever seen
a woman?" About 40 nasty, greasy-faced slashdot posters raise their hands.

"That's really good. Has anyone here ever talked to a
woman?" 15 fat, ugly, pit-stained slashdot posters raise their hands.

"That's great. Has anyone here ever touched a women?" 3
crusty slashdot posters raise their hands.

"That's fantastic. But let me ask you one question
further... Have any of you ever made passionate love to a woman?"
One absolutely nasty slashdot poster way in the back raises his hand.

The greasy slashdot lecturer is astonished and says, "Son, all the
years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever
claimed to have slept with a woman. You've got to come
up here and tell us about your experience."

The fatass, sweat-ridden, nose-hair protruding, smelly slashdot poster replies with a nod and a grin, and
begins to make his way up to the podium. The greasy slashdot lecturer
says, "Well, tell us what it's like to have sex with
woman."

The smelly slashdot poster replies, "Woman?!? From way back there I thought you said Richard Stallman.

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A movie about my daily life. Here's a review.

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My friends kept telling me about hacking DOCSIS but i was a little worried about being cut off from my service. I mean, come on, how hard can it be for AT&T to detect this? I searched around for a better solution to no avail until I found this little gem. Not only do you get 9+ times the increase in bandwidth speed, but your local cable company has no way of detecting it.

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