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Windows that Double as LCD Monitors

Mynister writes "The AP has a story about the windows of the future they can go from clear to opaque and the can also act as an LCD TV or Computer Monitor. They accomplish it by placing a LCD Screen over the window and embed the speakers in the frame."

275 comments

  1. WIll these new windows BSOD? by bluethundr · · Score: 1, Funny

    The AP has a story about the windows of the future they can go from clear to opaque and the can also act as an LCD TV or Computer Monitor.

    Does Bill Gates know about this development? I smell a lawsuit...

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    1. Re:WIll these new windows BSOD? by carlos_benj · · Score: 3, Funny

      BSOD? It says they can go from clear to opaque.

      "Dang! I was lookin' out the window when all of a sudden, BANG, it just went all blue for no reason."

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    2. Re:WIll these new windows BSOD? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Actually when he finally realises that all homes have windows, we will have to call them something else or be sued. The issue of whether the things are LCDs or not is immaterial.I think that window in the singular may be OK.

      In the UK we apparently used to have a Window Tax, and on many older buildings at least one window was bricked up, to reduce the tax. Some of these that I know of lasted in that condition till at least 1970, maybe there are some still around.

      We used to joke that Maggie Snatcher would re-introduce the Window Tax, instead she went for the hated Poll Tax, which cost her her job in the end. But, maybe Bill will be the one to re-introduce it. I can just visualise Ballmer with his famed baseball bat touring the world, smashing every window where the licence fee has not been paid....

      After all, M$ are in urgent need of a new business model to extort money from people.

  2. Future? by Malicious · · Score: 4, Funny
    If they already have them, wouldn't that make them the windows of the Now?

    Further, can they legally call them the 'W' word?

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    1. Re:Future? by Orion442 · · Score: 2, Funny

      "an opening especially in the wall of a building for admission of light and air that is usually closed by casements or sashes containing transparent material (as glass) and capable of being opened and shut" seems a bit wordy

    2. Re:Future? by Levvie · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I've seen them like 12 years ago in "the house of the future" in Brussels, toghether with an induction cooker, 56K internet, a self-filling fridge and a house with domotica lighting, fully handled by a pc. Still I remember the tour-guide telling us the window-blurring was done using the same technology used for display panels on measuring equipment and calculators, lcd.

      Seems that not everything is being developed at the same speed. Interesting to notice a project like 'living tomorrow' is more likely to show you a combination of living tomorrow, next week, year, decade, ... .

    3. Re:Future? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      are you batman ???

    4. Re:Future? by dyte · · Score: 1

      Which type of 56K modem did you see in 1992?

      >>The 56K modem was invented by Dr. Brent Townshend in 1996.
      56K Modem

    5. Re:Future? by GAVollink · · Score: 1

      56K Internet connections using Frame Relay have been around for MANY, MANY years. At no point did anybody say it was a MODEM.

    6. Re:Future? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If they already have them, wouldn't that make them the windows of the Now?

      I was wondering that too. About 5 years ago I was in the demonstration mock-up of the Bombardier Global Express (Corporate Jet) in Montreal. They had these windows installed. Not exactly the future.

    7. Re:Future? by caveman · · Score: 1

      > Further, can they legally call them the 'W' word?

      Why not? There is a glazing company near me, whose vans I see regularly on the roads on the way in to work in the morning. They are called 'MS Windows'. and they did register mswindows.co.uk (Microsoft lawyers can check registration at whois.nic.uk). No website (and their DNS servers are acting strange). One of these days, I'll grab a photo..

    8. Re:Future? by DJStealth · · Score: 1

      Some may want to take a look at this link.. something similar has been around for a recent while. Jestertek PointOfView

  3. in glass houses . . . by GnrlFajita · · Score: 1
    My wife, the architect, has been saying for years that they needed to make some of these. Of course, it'll be a while before these come down to a reasonable price, but when they do -- well, I think a hearty w00t is appropriate here!

    Ah, to be able to kick back in the den on a summer's evening, watching the sun sink slowly below the horizon, and then *CLICK* Matrix Re-re-re-reloaded, without even having to move my eyeballs!

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    1. Re:in glass houses . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      You'd be amazed at what your wife, the architecht, was telling me she needed last night.

    2. Re:in glass houses . . . by MikeXpop · · Score: 4, Interesting
      Ah, to be able to kick back in the den on a summer's evening, watching the sun sink slowly below the horizon, and then *CLICK* Matrix Re-re-re-reloaded, without even having to move my eyeballs!
      That would look very strange from the outside. And even if they somehow make this one-way, that would be quite creepy seeing a whole family stare out a window. I won't even mention pr0n.
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    3. Re:in glass houses . . . by happyfrogcow · · Score: 1

      My wife, the architect,

      since you mentioned The Matrix... wasn't The Architect a male?

    4. Re:in glass houses . . . by Golias · · Score: 4, Insightful
      I have three concerns about this idea:

      1. The level of light behind my display will change throughout the day according to how much sunlight is hitting that window.

      2. Birds and baseballs can fly into my computer screen, costing me a lot of money and taking away precious web browsing and TV watching time while I'm getting a replacement window.

      3. I live in Minnesota, where gas-filled triple-pane windows are commonplace, to help insulate against our sub-zero (F) winters. How well would this LCD retain heat?

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    5. Re:in glass houses . . . by shystershep · · Score: 3, Interesting
      Birds and baseballs can fly into my computer screen

      It's called homeowner's insurance. I highly recommend it.

      gas-filled triple-pane windows

      I'm ashamed to admit it, but I actually R'ed TFA, and it seems to say that these are manufactured by applying a film that contains the LCD to glass -- so therefore could probably be applied to any type of window.

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    6. Re:in glass houses . . . by Golias · · Score: 1
      It's called homeowner's insurance. I highly recommend it.

      I have it, but how does that help me when the Wolves game is on, and there's a hole in my TV from the kids playing stickball outside?

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    7. Re:in glass houses . . . by matrix29 · · Score: 1

      My wife, the architect, has been saying for years that they needed to make some of these. Of course, it'll be a while before these come down to a reasonable price, but when they do -- well, I think a hearty w00t is appropriate here!

      Ah, to be able to kick back in the den on a summer's evening, watching the sun sink slowly below the horizon, and then *CLICK* Matrix Re-re-re-reloaded, without even having to move my eyeballs!


      Haha! Are you seriously considering this as listed in specs?

      First of all... it would only be useful for fake scenery. I wouldn't put anything up on the window that I would prefer pedestrians and neighbors seeing like credit card numbers or security keypad pass codes as the reverse image would be visible in reverse to all people passing by. Building the speakers into the frame would be even worse (except for nature fake scenery and holiday displays) for watching movies and most certainly porn viewing because the sound would bounce out to the outside of the house via the frame.

      It does have some potential for novelty, but practical matters dictate moving the speakers into the room itself and making the outside part of the display not a mirror image of the interior display.

      It sounds good, but sensible folks know that it offers too little for much practical use in the current form offered.

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    8. Re:in glass houses . . . by shystershep · · Score: 1

      Ah, yes. I see your dilema. But that's why you have these as all your windows. If the living room window/TV gets busted, just go sit on the toilet and watch the game (just becareful not to let your legs fall asleep).

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    9. Re:in glass houses . . . by AKnightCowboy · · Score: 1
      I have it, but how does that help me when the Wolves game is on, and there's a hole in my TV from the kids playing stickball outside?

      You have a huge problem with kids hitting balls through your windows or something? How often does that really happen?

    10. Re:in glass houses . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      just go sit on the toilet and watch the game (just becareful not to let your legs fall asleep)

      Yeah, that can be pretty embarassing...

      "911, what seems to be the problem?"
      "Um... could you like, send someone, to, you know, come lift me off the toilet? My legs fell asleep."
      "Again?"
      "Hey, c'mon, the living room window's broken!"

    11. Re:in glass houses . . . by Fat+Cow · · Score: 1

      it's creepy to watch a bunch of people watching normal tv. sometimes their mouths hang open :)

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    12. Re:in glass houses . . . by mcheu · · Score: 1

      I suppose you could have the window glass replaced with Lexan. I don't know how well these will work with the LCD film, but baseballs will just bounce off.

    13. Re:in glass houses . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Its just another perfect example of a solution looking for a problem....

      Not only is the back lighting not adjustable but also its "destructable". The UV and infared light from the sun will definitely limit it's usefull life time, not to mention your eyes from staring into the sun! Gee, why are all the people on the south wing blind as a bat?

      As well as having any distractions happening behind the glass will keep you from getting out the latest security patch on time for the other "Windows". Oh, wait... Don't they already use this type of monitor in Redmond? 8^>

    14. Re:in glass houses . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "1. The level of light behind my display will change throughout the day according to how much sunlight is hitting that window. "

      This is a good thing for your eyes
      after all the brightness will always be relative to the general light level.

    15. Re:in glass houses . . . by dasmegabyte · · Score: 1

      Those who live in glasses houses shouldn't watch porn. And they definitely shouldn't make their own. Though in New York, they could have a hell of a time suing people for voyeurism (which is illegal here even if it's accidental).

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    16. Re:in glass houses . . . by ivanmarsh · · Score: 1

      1. I totally agree... someone needs to look up opaque in the dictionary.

      2. I was just thinking how dissatisfied I'd be if the neighborhood kid put a baseball through my $15,0000.00 window.

      3. Wisconsin (nuff said).

    17. Re:in glass houses . . . by Skavookie · · Score: 1

      Two panes.

    18. Re:in glass houses . . . by zenslug · · Score: 1
      I think a very good application of this type of glass would be as a layer in front of a mirror. That way, when the TV is off the screen becomes a usable mirror.

      I had a very large mirror on the wall in my living room, just wishing it were a flat-panel screen instead. But then it dawned on me that it would be even better to combine the two.

    19. Re:in glass houses . . . by cbreaker · · Score: 1

      I guess once is enough; you could put a bag over a window or have a new window put in same-day, and still be able to watch the game on your TV.

      If the window IS your TV, you're SoL.

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    20. Re:in glass houses . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      but I actually R'ed TFA

      read (present) and read (past) are the same word, so the past of RTFA is still RTFA

      You're welcome :o)

    21. Re:in glass houses . . . by Short+Circuit · · Score: 1

      Two panes...hmm.

      What if you coated two sides of a sheet of glass...if you could use a polarized-light arrangement, you could come out with a screen with actual depth. Each layer would look like a checkerboard, with sections with the LCD coating in laid in, and sections where it is not. The two layers would have perpendicular angles of polarization, and the three-d appearance would be completed with polarized glasses.

      Another concept could take gridded sheets of LEDs or some such, and layer them to a useful depth. You now have a 3D grid of light sources that allow you to form 3D pictures without the aid of glasses.

      By the way...both of those ideas just found their way into the public domain.

  4. Great by JackHart · · Score: 1

    The perfect addition to that corner office!

  5. a fusion-powered backlight by Schlemphfer · · Score: 4, Interesting

    This is basically an LCD monitor, using the sun instead of a backlight. Brings a new meaning to Microsoft's "Windows Everywhere" ads.

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    1. Re:a fusion-powered backlight by El · · Score: 1

      How well does using the sun as a backlight work on moonless nights? Don't you need another light source as a backup?

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    2. Re:a fusion-powered backlight by nametaken · · Score: 1

      These guys should team up with the guys from the recently-reported-on lcd speaker that makes sound by stretching a film over the display. Better than hiding the speakers in the border. And maybe the film can act as a draft barrier.

    3. Re:a fusion-powered backlight by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Does this mean the windows stop working at night?

    4. Re:a fusion-powered backlight by darkpixel2k · · Score: 1

      Or...what if it's dark outside and you turn on your bedroom light?

      Can your neighbor suddenly see your porn connection?

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  6. Useful for me... by kneecarrot · · Score: 3, Funny

    I would love it if I could flip a switch and my window would show an image instead of me being able to see my "generously-proportioned" neighbour empty his garbage in the nude. Yes, yes... I know I could also use curtains... but that's so low-tech!

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    1. Re:Useful for me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Even better, you could put up an image so that those looking in get a good view.

      You could display an image of the centerfold of the month getting undressed, and eveyone on the block would think you had a really fantastic date!

    2. Re:Useful for me... by mobby_6kl · · Score: 0

      > ...would show an image instead of me being able to see my "generously-proportioned" neighbour empty his garbage in the nude.
      That would be cool, unless it is an image of the goatse man!

    3. Re:Useful for me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      That would be cool, unless it is an image of the goatse man!

      Didn't you hear the news? Goatse is dead. Sniff!

    4. Re:Useful for me... by gregopad39 · · Score: 1

      and wait for that kid's baseball or golfball flying thru the window ! Not just a few bucks to fix with duct tape - or have the handyman over - Nooooo - it's big bucks on insurance claim. Let the BF begin :)

    5. Re:Useful for me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, you weren't joking! Sounds like they got taken down by complaints. (I checked using lynx just in case it was still up).

      I think the loss of goatse really should be a Slashdot front-page article.

    6. Re:Useful for me... by mobby_6kl · · Score: 0

      yeah I know =( but you can still get the latest version here: archive.org

    7. Re:Useful for me... by tuxedobob · · Score: 1

      I just need to point out, that depending on how you take "generously proportioned", it could mean several different things. Even on a guy.

    8. Re:Useful for me... by kneecarrot · · Score: 1
      That's a good point. However, being heterosexual, I don't think I would be interested in seeing some guy's foot long member outside my window. (I'm assuming that this is one of your meanings)

      I guess I would want to take one look at it, given the old "locker room" curiousity, but after that... no thanks.

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  7. Sweet! by Stile+65 · · Score: 1

    Reminds me of the translucent displays in "Minority Report" and other futuristic movies. The future is now!

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  8. Can you hack them? by MrDigital · · Score: 5, Funny

    Ahh, imagine the world of that hot girl you live beside undressing behind her opaque window and you change it to transparent.

    Glorious!

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    1. Re:Can you hack them? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Surely special programs will be written to display females undressing for those less fortunate. Actually, there could be many interesting things to view. Scare grandma with a plane crashing into the house.

    2. Re:Can you hack them? by phorm · · Score: 1

      Or you could install "Hot girl voyeur XXX 3.0" when she's not around and watch that while she's not around.

  9. what the hell??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    does EVERY post have to bash microsoft? get over it they suck we know...

    1. Re:what the hell??? by Merlyn+MacGreine · · Score: 1

      does EVERY post have to bash microsoft? get over it they suck we know...

      Nyeh... I don't think they all need to, but I don't see why they shouldn't if they can.

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  10. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  11. Windows that change opacity by daviddennis · · Score: 3, Interesting

    This seems pretty cool to me.

    I just bought a house, and it has a beautiful living room with windows on each side. I like it because I can soak in the view from the windows. But I don't like it because the light from the windows can completely overwhelm the brightness of my screen.

    It would be very cool to have my window turn partially transparent so I could still enjoy the view but not have it overwhelm the screen. Very cool idea.

    Anyone know how much this costs?

    D

    1. Re:Windows that change opacity by Shadwhawk · · Score: 1

      Check this out.
      They don't list any prices, but I don't imagine it's anything resembling cheap.

    2. Re:Windows that change opacity by GAVollink · · Score: 1

      I inadvertantly answered thie up here.

    3. Re:Windows that change opacity by Shadwhawk · · Score: 1

      Actually, looking further, this is more like what you were looking for. Analog tinting (unlike the opaque glazings on normal switchable glass), and they never get completely opaque. But, doesn't look like they're on the market yet.

    4. Re:Windows that change opacity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      > I just bought a house, and it has a beautiful living room with windows on each side.
      > I like it because I can soak in the view from the windows. But I don't like it because
      > the light from the windows can completely overwhelm the brightness of my screen.
      >
      > It would be very cool to have my window turn partially transparent so I could still
      > enjoy the view but not have it overwhelm the screen. Very cool idea.

      As a normal person I would think you're talking about a window that's somewhat grey-ish
      to dimm the light down to an acceptable level.

      But why the heck am I thinking, as geek, that you're referring to a black rectanglular
      shape that's drawn on the pixelmap windowpane, and moved around according to sunlight
      tracking data (or RTC based offline calculation) to cast a shadow exactly onto your
      computers' screen and no-where else?

      And why am I geek enough to know that a rectangular box isn't the perfect shape to
      accomplish this, but rather a 4-corner thing that adapts to where exactly it's currently
      located on the pane relative to suns' position and the angle that your computers'
      screen is placed in your living room?

      So go figure

    5. Re:Windows that change opacity by dasmegabyte · · Score: 5, Funny

      There's this great new device that accomplishes this. I just had it installed in my den.

      It's called "curtains." They install a fibrous semi-transparent membrane over an organic dowel. And it was only $79.95 at some technology wwarehouse called "linens and things!"

      While we were there, we picked up this other awesome device that reduces the the effect of water cohesion after a shower...they called it a "towel"...god I love the 21st century!

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    6. Re:Windows that change opacity by daviddennis · · Score: 1

      Okay, I laughed :-).

      The problem with this technology is that it blocks out the view, and it blocks out light at times when the light is desired. When I bought the house, it came with some extremely heavy curtains that were made of very nice material. Even when not in use, they hid the more interesting parts of the view, and made the room funeral-dark. It's possible that this has prejudged me too much against curtains.

      The ideal is still to be able to look at the view, but to subdue the light. I don't think curtains can do that.

      D

  12. Hmm... by locutus_borg · · Score: 1, Funny

    So instead of windows crashing.. does that mean it windows will shatter instead?
    *Sorry bad joke but it had to be made!

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  13. Your window as a TV? by Koyaanisqatsi · · Score: 1


    So your neighbors too can watch that spicy channel late night?

    No thanks, I'll stick to regular.

  14. Opaque? by nytes · · Score: 1

    With a flip of the switch the glass panes around the front door switch from clear, left, to opaque

    From the photo, I wouldn't call that "opaque". Maybe "translucent" would be the better word.

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  15. The last thing... by addie · · Score: 2, Funny

    that most computer users need is to block out more of the outside world.

    I recommend a window BESIDE your monitor.

    1. Re:The last thing... by Merlyn+MacGreine · · Score: 1

      I recommend a window BESIDE your monitor.

      Of course, for multi screen capabilities.

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    2. Re:The last thing... by mog007 · · Score: 1

      Are you trying to kill off the geek population? Sunlight causes skin cancer!

    3. Re:The last thing... by dhalgren99 · · Score: 1

      Bah!

      Isn't it enough pain having Windows INSIDE my monitor?

  16. Perfect for business presentations by LordKazan · · Score: 1

    Instead of wasting wall space on projector/screen pair just have the windows switch to Opaque CRT mode and feed them the feed of your power point, video, or what ever.

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    1. Re:Perfect for business presentations by The+One+KEA · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but this won't be any good for interior rooms, unless the building designers don't care about having a window between the corridor and the conference room.

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    2. Re:Perfect for business presentations by The_K4 · · Score: 1

      You kidding me, you could tell in a glace which rooms are in use and which are occupied........It would be much easier to find a free room!

  17. A potential problem... by crispy1083 · · Score: 1

    Ever had that experience with the neighbors who never close their windows when they're being intimate? What happens now when we have neighbors who don't realize their pornography is displayed right on their windows?

  18. Well it's not Guiness... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Clever, but why?

    No one's going to want these in their house. Maybe I can think of some industrial applications. But even then one would probably wish them to be see through. It's a personal jetpack equivalent for the exceptionally sedintary at best.

  19. FBI warning by Metryq · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Great, so everyone outside will be able to see what you're looking at on your computer (in reverse of course). The FBI warning on videotapes and DVDs states that the program is only for private home use. Will playing a movie on one of these window/screens be a violation? :)

    1. Re:FBI warning by John+Courtland · · Score: 2, Informative

      Have you ever tried to look at a non-backlit LCD panel? You can't really see anything. I think that if the internal lights to the home were off (like during a movie) there wouldn't be much of a problem with external viewing.

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    2. Re:FBI warning by teamhasnoi · · Score: 1
      If it is, wouldn't having your TV in view from the street be a violation as well?

      These days, when most people have giant TVs, you can drive down the street at night and do your very own Neilsen ratings.

      I can't see how you could be resposible for it - unless it's the Spice channel, and you have kids gathered under your window.

    3. Re:FBI warning by karmaflux · · Score: 1

      Shutters.

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    4. Re:FBI warning by fafaforza · · Score: 1

      What about sports? You really don't want the NFL or NBA going after you for broadcasting playoff games with implied oral consent, not express written consent.

    5. Re:FBI warning by sofakingl · · Score: 1

      I own a Gameboy Advance (pre-SP). I can see what's on it as long as light is hitting it, especially if it is sunlight. A TV screen with sunlight hitting it would be even easier to see.

  20. Windows? by rjelks · · Score: 1

    When I read "Windows of the Future" I thought they were talking about Linux. Nevermind. -

  21. nothankyou. by wervr · · Score: 1

    I don't want the entire neighborhood seeing what sort of fetish pron I indulge in.

  22. Obligatory ST reference by scarolan · · Score: 1

    So when I say 'on screen' will my living room window show the bridge of the Klingon warship orbiting the planet?

  23. Cute by Flwyd · · Score: 1

    "I was channel flipping, and all of a sudden I saw this awesome car drive down the street!"

    Would people outside be able to see what you're watching? (In reverse, natch.)

    "I love my translucent windows in MacOS X; now I can watch the grass grow while I surf the web!"

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  24. Yay! by Wireless+Joe · · Score: 1


    Looks like it will always be a sunny day at my house! And I can look into getting a condo without having to worry about the view. At least this seems like a lot less work than this.

  25. what an amazing idea by TwistedGreen · · Score: 1

    They accomplish it by placing a LCD Screen over the window and embed the speakers in the frame.

    Wow, now that's innovation.

    Next.

  26. "...hey, Bob, what's the weather like out there?" *snicker*

    "Well, it's a little cloudy, looks like it might..."

    *tikkita tappity*
    . o O ( ...o - a - t - s - e - dot - c - x...)
    *takka TAK!*

    "AAAAAaaaaugh!"

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    1. Re:Heh. by The+One+KEA · · Score: 1

      1. Install window in boardroom
      2. Call board meeting
      3. Chairman starts presentation
      4. Goatse appears
      5. Chairman is fired
      6. Profit!

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    2. Re:Heh. by irc.goatse.cx+troll · · Score: 1

      Might not be a problem much longer, see http://goatse.cx Quote:
      ALERT
      The CX Registry has shut off the goatse.cx domain suddenly and without warning.
      They have cowardly cited a section of their AUP with allows them to remove sites at their discretion.
      Please e-mail info@nic.cx with your opinion of this matter.

      So first the machine that hosts loopback.goatse.cx loses its dns, then the box that hosted irc.goatse.cx goes down (both mine), and now the parent domain is battleing with nic.cx. Things do not look good:(

      (posted with karma bonus because the word needs spread, and I've got more karma than the fucking pope.)

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    3. Re:Heh. by TheMidget · · Score: 1
      I dunno, the pic is still here, albeit a lot slower. Could this be just a plea for attention/publicity?

      Oh, and the young lad in the boat is still alive as well!

  27. Windows on my windows? by maxdamage · · Score: 0

    er... so then we will have windows on our windows, also the windows operating system. So we could have windows on our windows desktop, which is on our windows. Im confusing myself

  28. Slack on. by m_chan · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I need one of these magic windows on the door to my office. It could run a video of myself, appearing to be sitting at my desk coding feverishly when I am actually sitting at my desk posting to stuffy matter news sites. Oh wait. What did I need the magic window for?

  29. Window screensavers by Igloodude · · Score: 0

    The market for screensavers will skyrocket - instead of seeing the cruddy building across the street, you can now see a tropical panorama or whatever else makes you feel like you're living in the middle of some asphalt jungle. Sell your stock in curtains and shades manufacturers before this arrives to a store near you, though.

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    1. Re:Window screensavers by noc007 · · Score: 1

      My house would have MatrixMania screesaver in every window. I wouldn't be surprised if my subburb community would fine me for having "inappropriate windows" like they did my neighbor when he put out a basketball net in his driveway. Mind you, it was HIS property. I need to move somewhere there isn't people with pinecones up their bums.

  30. Old tech by jkabbe · · Score: 2, Informative

    Maybe the technology is better now but this is at least a decade old. I can't wait until they get this cheap enough for "normal people" to have them in their house though.

  31. And all your neighbors... by SharpFang · · Score: 1

    will see what porn you are watching :)

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    1. Re: And all your neighbors... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      will see what porn you are watching... and I could see how that'd be a problem for you!

  32. hmmm by thoolihan · · Score: 1

    imagine the possibilites for your shower door...

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    1. Re:hmmm by dleifm · · Score: 1

      Actually, I've seen this used in a bathroom. I went to a new (to me) coffee shop here in Vancouver a few weeks ago with some friends and we noticed that there was a bathroom in the corner of the shop. The strange thing was that it had a floor-to-ceiling window that was about 18 inches wide. We could all see the toilet from our table and we wondered if there was some sort of joke that we weren't getting. Then a lady went in to the bathroom and as she turned the lock on the door the window went completely opaque. Very cool.

    2. Re:hmmm by fafaforza · · Score: 1

      Winder what happens when there is a power failure. As with most unexpected events, someone will no doubt get caught out with their pants down.

    3. Re:hmmm by ShadowBlasko · · Score: 2, Informative

      "Winder what happens when there is a power failure. As with most unexpected events, someone will no doubt get caught out with their pants down."

      Actually, no.

      I was watching this "Ten Best" program a few days ago, and they were talking about that restaraunt in Florida (mentioned earlier) where one of the bathroom walls is made of LCD glass.

      It requires power to align the crystals, thus making the window transparent. No Power = Opaque. Not transparent. So, potty with impunity, it will not go clear if there is a power outage.

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    4. Re:hmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's the nameof the place? I'd be interested in checking it out.

    5. Re:hmmm by ShadowBlasko · · Score: 1
      What's the nameof the place? I'd be interested in checking it out.

      Sloan's Ice Cream Parlor
      Address: 112 Clematis Street,
      West Palm Beach, FL 33401
      Phone: (561) 833-3335

      For more information regarding the "10 best list" and this particular bathroom, Click here

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  33. Broken windows by iacyclone · · Score: 1

    I can see it now. My kid throws a ball that breaks the window and now it will cost me thousands of dollars instead of hundreds to fix it.

  34. I swear I'm watching TV... by hoggoth · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Are you staring at our neighbor's teenage daughter sunbathing again, you pervert?!"
    "No, I swear I'm watching TV..."

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    1. Re:I swear I'm watching TV... by Complicity · · Score: 1

      "So then where are your pants??"

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    2. Re:I swear I'm watching TV... by SonOfThor · · Score: 1

      "You know I never wear pants around the house! What's so unusual about that?!?"

    3. Re:I swear I'm watching TV... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I have misplaced my pants" (HJS)

    4. Re:I swear I'm watching TV... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I'm the king... of No Pants!"

  35. Backyard Baseball by Libertarian_Geek · · Score: 4, Funny

    In other news, there has been a dramatic drop in backyard baseball games due to finincial risks.

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  36. Who Owns the Windows(tm) Trademark Now? by FreeUser · · Score: 1

    So, when every Window is a computer monitor / tv / sterio capable of displaying the latest high-resolution mars photos and OSX/KDE/gnome desktop (or Windows desktop for those less advantaged), who retains the trademark on Windows(tm).

    Microsoft, or Anderson? :-)

    Or do we all now have to start calling our windows "glass enclosures" on pain of lawsuit?

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    1. Re:Who Owns the Windows(tm) Trademark Now? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      don't you mean pane of lawsuit ;)
      Ok, it sounded funnier in my head.

  37. Too much technology by Mieckowski · · Score: 1

    This reminds me of what Bill Gates did with his house, substituting LCD monitors for paintings. While customized lighting is cool, how many people are going to pay even $100 extra for a window that becomes opaque when blinds just work. If I remember correctly, Gates had a whole pile of the technology removed from his house because it was too much of a nuisance.

    1. Re:Too much technology by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, you don't have a wife that likes replacing the blinds I take it? If it were $100 per window, I'd have more of these in my house then I'd want to use ... and them think of using them for changing background scenery!

  38. I want a corner office! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just another reason to shoot for that corner office with all the windows eh? (But install blinds or drapes on the outside if you want to view pr0n.) Using them all as monitors would really give my mouse arm a real geek work-out.

  39. Slow glass by Slurm-V · · Score: 2, Informative

    Add a video camera and a hard drive and you've got yourself some slow glass (as per Bob Shaw's Other Days, Other Eyes collection of stories. Hoopy.

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  40. Perfekt by Dracolytch · · Score: 1

    Sounds great... Now I can go out and get that new bay window/monitor I've always wanted. Not only is the thing 65", but the neighbors can see when I'm surfing p0rn.

    ~D

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  41. Broken Windows == Broken Windows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If I had a rock when I used Windows, BSOD's would be expensive.

  42. temperature fluctuations by jstave · · Score: 1

    I wonder what effect temperatures of >100f or 0f will have on these things. Especially cold, with the attendant water/frost condensation.

  43. Opaque LCD windows by soapbox · · Score: 3, Informative

    For about a decade there has been the technology that allowed office windows to go opaque by using LCD sheets between the panes and a low-voltage current to dim or darken them. The Soviets/Russians developed this idea a long time ago but had little use for it, and after 1991, neither did we...

    Now if they'd just give me an office with a window, I could have that nice view of Standing Indian Mountain I've always wanted...

    1. Re:Opaque LCD windows by Pirogoeth · · Score: 1

      I was watching a show about clubs in Las Vegas and they showed the unisex bathrooms they had there with glass doors made of this stuff which would go opaque when occupied.

      My dad just finished working on a office building for a local company. The main board room was nicely glassed in so the entire floor could get the outdoor light, but when they needed their privacy, they could flip a switch and turn all the glass walls opaque. Cool, but needlessly expensive when blinds would do just as well.

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  44. Weather? by glpierce · · Score: 1

    Will -20 degree days (like most of the northeastern US is having today), or 105 degree+ days in direct sunlight damage them? How about having a radiator right below it (my parents' house has most of its heating system just below windows)? Ah, and lets not forget dog saliva and claw scratches.

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  45. New TV's by mfisher · · Score: 1

    Does anyone else see that all this new tech is just contibuting to porn?? I think all these inventors just want to get there rocks off!

  46. Windows?!? by TheLetterZ · · Score: 0

    Geesh.. Now even our living room view will be proprietary. What next?

  47. Windows? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    First of all, I would like to Thank Bill Gates for bringing the stable and ultra reliable operating system and PC to the masses.

    I want to know, how can Windows, as good as it is, double up as an LCD display?

  48. Real meaning for wallpaper and screensavers? by FerretFrottage · · Score: 1

    Makes me think that one could have some pretty racy screensavers and wallpaper. Actually could be really cool for party decorations and holidays.
    Would also be cool if you put up a divx/mp2 of some Ron Jermey film for all the neighbors and potential home buyers in the area to see as they drive by. Bet you get a few wives coming over to sell the girl scout cookies.

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  49. Once, again, slashdot scooped by metafilter! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Metafilter scoops slashdot on the revocation of goatse's registration.

    The complaint was filed by on Rhonda Clarke, an Office Manager for the Indian Ocean Group Training Association .

    Online petition to reinstate goatse.cx In these dark times, we can still access the internet archive of goatse.cx

    I'm sure slashdot'll have numerous dupes of this story in six to ten days...

  50. google 'news' overtaken buy corepirate nazis? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    maybe it just reads that way for now?

    seemed like they had an even spread just a few short months agoo.

    mynuts won: not stuff that matters/we don't care?

  51. Bye Bye Curtains by MissMarvel · · Score: 2, Interesting

    And venitian blinds. Window coverings will automatically appear with the flip of a switch. I wonder how efficent these new windows are with regards to heat-loss.

    1. Re:Bye Bye Curtains by ThosLives · · Score: 1
      Hrm, don't know why your particular post prompted this thought, but:

      Is the default mode of the window clear or dark? That is, do I have to apply power to see through it or make it dark? Which is better? The bonus with blinds / curtains, aside from being vastly less expensive, is that they work with the power out...it seems the tech folks seem to forget stuff like that. *shrug*

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  52. Imagine the possibilities by Biff+Stu · · Score: 1

    What would be cool is to leave most of the window transparent and add a few images to spice up your backyard. Want to add a shade tree? Go for it!

    Want to add something iteresting under the tree? Put a picture of Newton under the tree and have it drop an apple on his head once in a while. Too geeky? How about a nude model sunbathing...

  53. So when they get broken... by LordK2002 · · Score: 2, Insightful
    ...you're paying thousands or tens of thousands for a new pane of glass, rather than a few quid.

    That will make the local vandals happy.

    K

    1. Re:So when they get broken... by jbelcher56 · · Score: 1

      I don't have any quid! I'm American, you insensitive clod! Sorry, I had too ;-)

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    2. Re:So when they get broken... by TwistedGreen · · Score: 1

      Plus, you'll have to clean up all that messy liquid crystal!

  54. The question that all has been waiting for... by rayamor · · Score: 0

    Ahhh... yes, the question that everyone wants the answer to... Does it run linux?

  55. Never Happen by overshoot · · Score: 4, Funny

    Microsoft will sue them for trademark violation -- after all, it's "Windows" in the context of a computer display.

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  56. One word... by Dracolytch · · Score: 1

    why this is a bad investment:

    Baseball

    ~D

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  57. Free houses by Orion442 · · Score: 1

    Anyone else see it? You get a free house, or some other incentive, paid for by advertisements displayed in your windows both inside and out. Its the ULTIMATE Tivo work-around for the advertisement industry.

  58. BSOD not a bug... by Prince+Vegeta+SSJ4 · · Score: 1

    just windows interpretation of the sky

  59. I always complain... by ArmenTanzarian · · Score: 1

    With child obesity on the rise, we're now scaring them with the idea that that baseball through Old Man Peterson's window is going to cost them several thousand dollars. They'll never leave the house. I'm not a kid, but I am a klutz.

    Also, these windows would have to be ridiculously insulated. I mean insulated electrically and from changes in temperature. It wouldn't be any good for there to be condensation on your screen (for picture quality) and without proper electrical insulation, that could mean a nasty shock (ugh..) for some homeowners.

  60. not anymore by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    goatse.cx is shutdown

    1. Re:not anymore by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://goatse.cx/index-orig.html

    2. Re:not anymore by netsharc · · Score: 1

      Really? Anyone want to confirm this?

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  61. Re:9th Grade shop class... by JonTurner · · Score: 1

    >>...a window that would turn opaque when a current was brought through it.

    And that would be different from 1970s-era LCD technology, in what way?

    >>And to think, it only took 15 years for this to go from "MAGIC TV LAND" to reality!

    The Marketing Weasels were a little preoccupied during the dot-bomb era convincing retailers that yes, indeed, people really do want to buy cat litter and doggie kibbles via a web site. Cut 'em some slack... they'll get back to real-world problems eventually.

  62. who needs a fancIEr monitor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    with only won thing to look at.

    yikes. i mean yuk? i mean pheWWW

    if i read won more storIE about gw butchIE boy, i'm going to rejoin the ncp, & ppr initiatives, & suggest some of y'all holdouts re-think your owned status.

  63. Windows windows? by dema · · Score: 0, Redundant

    So if the windows are running Windows and Windows crashes will the windows break?

    I'm sorry, I had to say it ):

  64. Bad invention? by samsmithnz · · Score: 1

    Theres so many things wrong with this invention. First you can't watch television during the day, not without lowing the blind, which defeats the purpose of the window all togeather, it might as well be on the wall so that natural light can come in. Can you see the tv from the other side?... backwards? Does this mean people can see what you're watching? Can you open the window once its there? You probably don't even want to touch it its so expensive. and wait until the neighbour's kid hits a baseball through this one. It won't be a simple matter of finding $50, he'll need 50K! I prefer my tv on the wall, not in the window. The only good thing about this invention is that the screen is so thin... but is it? or is it just transparent...

  65. Overkill by agslashdot · · Score: 1

    From the article -
    We're a multitasking species. We want to do everything in every room," Plautz said. "We should expect our windows to do the same."

    Really ? Do we really do everything in every room? Where does Plautz poop, for instance ? In his bedroom ?

    1. Re:Overkill by Jim_Maryland · · Score: 1

      I seem to recall my father doing just about everything in one room, the bath room:
      - Relieving himself (Check)
      - Bathing (Check)
      - Reading (Check)
      - TV (Check...yeah, he really has a TV)
      - Radio (Check)
      - Phone - Cordless (Check)
      - Sleeping (Check...yes, we've found him asleep in there)


      If he knew how to operate a computer, I'm sure my siblings and I would have the perfect gift for him.

      I always suspected that he spent all his time away from work in that room just to get away from the 4 kids, but he still does that, even though we've all moved out.

      Patiently waiting the price drop,
      Jim

  66. I don't have any windows here by markov_chain · · Score: 1

    you insensitive clod!

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  67. Old Adage by Pizzop · · Score: 0

    Well, there goes the old phrase "If you live in a glass house, don't walk around naked" Just hope it doesn't crash and go transparent when you are doing what-ever-you-are-doing-naked

  68. Total Recall movie clip by sckeener · · Score: 1

    Ah inventions from movies....

    Now instead of looking out the window or wall, I can have breakfast at the beach!

    I guess the next thing they'll come out with is fingernail polish that changes with a click.

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  69. how about the other side by pvt_medic · · Score: 1

    What would people see on the other side. Would they just get like a white image, would they be able to see what you are looking at.

    or with the way ads are going now a-days would you see a commercial for some new and improved product on the backside.

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  70. augmented reality by Tumbleweed · · Score: 1

    Okay, so you've got your window/display, and there's a camera on the outside showing what's going on outside.

    You tap the part of the display that corresponds to the sky, and you get the weather report. Or you tap the part that is displaying the street, and you get a traffic report. You tap your neighbor's house, and it gives you their name(s), phone number(s), whatever info you have on them on your computer. Could be interesting.

  71. if the spammers take control of these windows ... by peter303 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Imagine seeing unsolicited advertised around you house all the time!

  72. Hell no! by jhagler · · Score: 2, Funny

    That's my porn, I'm not sharing with the neighbors.

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  73. Maybe for an internal window by rcastro0 · · Score: 1

    Maybe this "window turns TV/monitor" thing can be feasible for an internal window (e.g. between rooms). But I just can't believe it will ever be able to show a well balanced color image (photo/video) both when it's night and clear day outside. Neither projection TVs nor Plasmas are able to display a good "black color".

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  74. Ouch... by OtakuHawk · · Score: 1

    Backyard Baseball/Golf just got a LOT more expensive...

  75. OK, I'll say it... by Pro_Piracy_Guy · · Score: 0
    Folks, this kicks ass more then anything has ever kicked ass before.

    Just think how awsome the pr0n will look. :)

  76. Looks like used in a movie by linuxkrn · · Score: 1

    This looks like the same technology used in Sum of All Fears when they walk into the glass room with panels and it goes to a white opaque.

  77. Can't wait to get one of these... by Trogre · · Score: 1

    That would be one time when we could run Linux on windows.

    Thanks, I'm here till Thursday.

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    1. Re:Can't wait to get one of these... by irc.goatse.cx+troll · · Score: 1

      UML(UserModeLinux, linux modified to run as a runtime executable for virtualhosting) runs under cygwin.

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  78. Saw them about 10 years ago ... by krygny · · Score: 2, Informative

    ... at a home improvement trade show. Not capable of display but of varying the opacity of the glass, thus obviating blinds or shades. Man, they were expensive. About $5,000 for a typical window! I figured by now, I'd at least see them available them in cars. Flying cars.

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  79. People in glass houses... by knitting+fool · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Just being able to go from transparent to opaque could be a great feature. Think of small apartments with these windows instead of walls; transparency between rooms would make the place feel larger and more livable. If your friends come over you can just darken the windows to your messy kitchen. (You would probably want to make sure that the controls for the windows to the bathroom don't fall into the wrong hands...)

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    1. Re:People in glass houses... by radish · · Score: 1

      They've been around for a good number of years - many conference rooms have them installed in the glass walls.

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  80. You could shrink your house to a 6' x 6' x 6' cube by peter303 · · Score: 1

    You use the windows then to simulate any size house you want. I recall an Isaac Asimov novel about this premise.

  81. an extra step? by cubyrop · · Score: 1


    Objective: Look out window.

    1954 -
    1. Look out window.

    2004 -
    1. Turn off computer.
    2. Look out window.

    I thought progress was supposed to eliminate extra steps?

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  82. From BTTFII by scharkalvin · · Score: 1

    The scenery channel.

  83. Who writes this crap? by b00m3rang · · Score: 4, Funny
    "This concept car, of sorts, for houses"
    Wouldn't that make it a concept house?
    "Officials say the speakers are high-fidelity"
    Whew, I was beginning to worry they weren't going to include any accurate performance specifications.
  84. Invisible house by kjdames · · Score: 1
    Combine that with the Cloak of Invisibility technology, and you could make your house completely invisible!

    The perfect way to fool those Jehovah's Winesses!

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  85. See, I told you Bill Gates rocked! by fzammett · · Score: 1

    The future of windows! This is so cool! I knew this whole Linux thing was just a fad and that Bill Gates would lead Microsoft and bring Windows into the new millennium with a gusto! I just knew that...

    Oh...

    Wait...

    Wrong type of windows.

    My bad.

    (That officially ends my horribly bad attempt at humor for the day)

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  86. Why stay with the house? by Eclypser · · Score: 0

    Why does this need to be only home windows? What about car windows? Or airplane windows? It would definately be nice to have an escalade where the side windows are your monitors instead of little tiny 5" lcds.

    What about in your taxi cab? If the screen between you actually showed you a map of where you are, connected to gps so you know if the driver is taking you the direct way or not.

    Still this would be awesome for custom cars. No need to paint images of pr*n on you car. You have full screen video now.

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  87. so dull by lull+it+to+sleep · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    ha ha you're funny
    oh wait - no you're not.
    sorry, wrong person.

  88. redundant? recursive? by vmxeo · · Score: 1

    Great. Soon I can stare at Windows on my monitors built into my windows.

  89. Freeze? by Atzanteol · · Score: 1

    And what happens when the temperature drops below 0F? Don't LCD's have a freezing point? Windows get very cold in the winter, especially in northern climates...

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  90. This is NOT the coolest thing in the world. by JVert · · Score: 1

    Doesn't sound as exciting once you read the article. Yes it uses LCD but only for the transparency, the picture is actually projected onto the screen from a projector. A mix of modern day technology. Glass that go black and transparent have been around for a while, the only different I could see is that this would go white so the projector has a nice screen to work from.

    1. Re:This is NOT the coolest thing in the world. by Zone-MR · · Score: 1

      If you RTFA you will find:

      "The windows are fitted with a microfiber LCD screen, which can make them opaque or display light from a television projector. The computer monitor is fully integrated into the window, allowing it to receive and display information without projection. It can even handle touch-screen commands."

      So it seems it uses a combination of both technologies.

    2. Re:This is NOT the coolest thing in the world. by Anonym1ty · · Score: 1

      Isn't this a DUPE from 2 years ago? I swear I've read all this before INCLUDING YOUR COMMENT! wow

  91. So people on the outside... by cartzworth · · Score: 0

    ...can see the mirror image of the porn I'm watching?

  92. Uh huh by Cyno · · Score: 1

    Batter Up!

  93. big feet by phorner · · Score: 1

    Take a look at the AP photo (which is clearly of a rendering) and look at the size of the shoes in perspective of the door and height of the door handle. Would have been nice to see a real picture.

  94. surprise, surprise by VerdeRana · · Score: 1
    From the article: "His idea was to move from a model of erecting walls and poking holes in them for windows to an effort to build an entire house around the windows."

    Which would seem more surprising if it weren't sponsored by a window company!

  95. sorry... by crache · · Score: 0

    But, does it run windows?

  96. Re:4 fu210n-p0w3r3d b4ckl1gh7!!!!111 by Deraj+DeZine · · Score: 1

    During the night, you can just use a handy 25 lb solar-powered flourescent light. I'll tell you more once you fill out the check... ... suckers.

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  97. Re:9th Grade shop class... by lull+it+to+sleep · · Score: 1

    Unlike the mass of worthless comments that dribble from your fingertips.
    LOVE!

  98. Neighbors watching your TV? by Sandor+at+the+Zoo · · Score: 1
    The article says:

    But what makes the two-story, 6,000 square-foot home different from any other is what's inside -- the windows. They turn from clear to opaque white with the push of a button. Many double as speakers, computer monitors or television sets.

    Wouldn't that let everyone in the neighborhood see what you're watching or surfing on your "window", but reversed?

    But, integrate one of these with a big touch-sensitive area, and you have those cool mission-planning vertical planes of glass that you see in SF movies.

    And, a trick you can play on visitors to your house -- when they ask where the bathroom is, point them at the big "window" you have displaying a fake hallway, and watch them bump their noses on it!

    1. Re:Neighbors watching your TV? by zcat_NZ · · Score: 1

      Yeah, funny..

      A long time ago when I was a kid, we visited some friends who's house had an "L" shaped hallway, and they'd put a mirror at 45 degrees in the corner. I walked/ran right into it. Fortunately it was made out of safety glass!

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  99. How opaque are liquid crystals? by adrianbaugh · · Score: 1

    Could you really use direct sun as a backlight? At least with a monitor, if the sun gets on it I can shift it: it would suck to have to stop work because the sun is directly behind the window you're working on.

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  100. 73h m47r1x h45 j00 by Deraj+DeZine · · Score: 1

    Mr. Anderson

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  101. LSD???? by uprightcitizen · · Score: 1

    When I first read the title I thought is said:
    Windows that Double as LSD Monitors
    I thought "Oh crud, now Windows is gonna know I'm on LSD all day"
    Strangely, I'm not tripping now.

  102. Break a window by danon · · Score: 1

    Just imagine the impact of your kid breaking a window now. "No TV tonight, junior..."

    Or having a "dead" pixel (or line) in your "window". The cleaning-lady spends 5 bottles of windex trying to get that one off...

    Hey, I can't even roll my shades up when the electricity is out, imagine sitting in the dark in your room, when there's full sunlight out there, because the LCD is opaque and there's a power outage...

    Yep, I'd buy one of those, thanks.

  103. Already around. by jhobbs · · Score: 1
    These really aren't so new. I had been hearing about these since I was a kid, but the first ones I have seen were in the house my mom got this past December. The windows have wood slat blinds, the patio doors have thin aluminum blinds between two plates of glass. And the arch windows over all the large windows have a light switch that turns them a dull milky white color.

    The display technology is very cool but probably has some issues with backlighting to work out, YMMV.

    I guess I am most suprised that this sort of thing hasn't taken off. However, at the same time I wrote that I was thinking of the half a dozen light switches in every room of my mom's new house, and explaing to her what each did (and suggesting she invest in a lable maker). Followed by explinations of what the ethernet jacks were for, and how to use her convection+induction microwave to heat a cup of coffee. My personal favorite is her remote control fireplace. The power went out a day after she moved in, and she called to tell me that she had no heat and couldn't turn on the fireplace.

    Hmm, maybe the average homeowner doesnt need space age windows.

  104. 0wnz4g3!!!!!!!111 by Deraj+DeZine · · Score: 1

    This is great, now whenever I move, I'll have to transport my extremely expensive and fragile windows around as well! Talk about a great idea!

    I hope this process goes as smoothly as when moving the Windows operating system onto a new computer.

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  105. Go Andersens by freakyfreak2 · · Score: 1

    My friend and ex roommate works at that plant in Bayport. He's been working there since he got out of high school. He makes those windows and the people that work there put alot of themselves into their windows(he used to come home bloody at least once a week cause he was trying to work to fast). They work that damn crazy swingshift too, every 2 weeks they move to a different one. I know pretty much whole families that work there, father's son's, brothers. It's easy to tell when people are coming and going from Andersens. There's a huge line of cars that roll through Stillwater Mn 15 minutes prior and after shift changes. Alot of their workers are actually from wisconsin and alot live by me. I live in a unincorporated town about 25 miles north of bayport and our one and only gas station has a nice little feild dedicated to parking for Andersen's employees that are carpooling.

    My co-worker gets 90% off of Andersen windows (bunch of his family works there too).Gonna see how much I can get these babies for when they set a price. :D

    My old high school computer teacher helped build their security infrastructure.

    I dont care if this gets marked as flamebait or a Troll, just rarely things come up on slashdot that I have connections to.

    I definately cant wait to test one of them out. No doubt my old roomy's gonna deck his house out with these. He can hook his multitude of consoles to them. I can imagine him playing his atari on there so all his neighboors can see him kick ass at pong. hehe

  106. Our own little NFRC by lww · · Score: 1

    ...Jim Benney, executive director of the National Fenestration* Rating Council, an industry group that assesses windows...

    Hey, I want to be executive director of an industry group that assesses Windows too! Can we call it the National Frustration Rating Council? Hmm so many possibilities for N.F. Rating Council :)

    * Note - How cool is it to have a job where you get to say fenestration every day?

  107. I can see it now... by H8X55 · · Score: 1

    The AP has a story about the windows of the future they can go from clear to opaque and the can also act as an LCD TV or Computer Monitor.

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  108. I saw this at Epcot... in like 1997 by DangerTenor · · Score: 1

    I'm pretty sure that I saw these Windows being demonstrated at the Imaginarium in Epcot Center in 1997. It might have been as early as 1993 even. They had a little room set up with them, flip a switch and all of a sudden you couldn't seen out of the windows. Pretty cool. The LCD monitor technology was not included, but I remember that LCDs were what made it work...

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  109. All you need by appleLaserWriter · · Score: 1

    is a double-paned window.

  110. This is asking for it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Insert some Windows joke about opaque code here.

  111. Well, it's -3 Farenheit where I'm at... by Timodious · · Score: 1

    How well do they do when there's frost on the inside of the window?

    OK, yeah, I probably should have read the article, but then I would be undermining the reactionary nature of ./.

  112. Why bother with windows at all? by nessus42 · · Score: 1

    With LCD displays that big, why bother with windows at all? Replace all your windows with giant LCD displays, and anyone can live next to the beach.

    |>oug

  113. HUD for your car? by noc007 · · Score: 2, Interesting
    I wonder if this would work out as a HUD for a car. I also wouldn't mind my rear window to display a logo or my frustrations:

    The peddle is on the right

    Learn to drive

    The fast lane is for people driving fast. What a F'ing concept. You are drivng slow. Get in the slow lane.

    Bitch

    Doing 45 while getting on the interstate is more dangerous than safe. Consider taking roads that don't envolve you using the gas peddle.

    Yes, I am an asshole. Yes, you suck at driving.

    Green means go. To go, you hit the gas peddle. Odd how the words greeen, gas, and go start with a G. Anywho, i wouldn't mind a HUD or expressing what I think of some of the drivers around me.

    1. Re:HUD for your car? by DrLZRDMN · · Score: 1

      Isn't a HUD basicly a projector thats aimed at the window? wait I found it

      The pilot's station is designed to make flying and targeting as easy as possible. The computer presents most relevant information on the heads-up display (HUD), a monitor that projects an image onto a transparent screen at the front of the cockpit canopy. With the heads-up display, the pilot can monitor the flight data and the radar information while keeping an eye on the sky. This is crucial in combat -- a pilot can't keep looking down at gauges and instruments while evading or chasing enemy fighters. The Air Force is planning to eventually replace this system with a helmet-mounted monitor that projects flight data onto the pilot's visor.
      ^^^ http://people.howstuffworks.com/f-154.htm ^^^

    2. Re:HUD for your car? by Blingin'+AMD · · Score: 1

      Yes, and them people would just flip you the bird because you can't keep your synonyms straight. At least, I would.

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    3. Re:HUD for your car? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I suggest you brush up on your spelling before you start to advertise.

  114. Microsoft Monopoly by Random+BedHead+Ed · · Score: 1
    This is just another opportunity for Microsoft to expand their monopoly. Next thing you know they'll be edging out Linux and spreading FUD about ...

    Oh wait. You mean that kind of windows. I thought this story was about something else. Never mind. I guess I'be been reading too much Slashdot.

  115. Peeping Tom's rejoice! by switcha · · Score: 1

    Now you can combine your main pasttime with your second great love: internet porn! Horray!

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  116. Wine is obsolete! by karmaflux · · Score: 1

    Wait, Wine is about running windows software on linux. This news is about running linux on your windows. Sorry, I got that backwards.

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  117. I want self-cleaning power-windows by vicparedes · · Score: 1

    Everytime I sit inside my car, I ask myself, "why can't my house have power windows like my car?" And you know those windshield washers on cars? Yeah, why don't they have them for homes? They'll save me not only time but also my neck from cleaning.

  118. Microsoft will sue for trademark infringement by csoto · · Score: 1

    Either that, or they will "embrace and extend" and we will start a new Dark Age.

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  119. Switchable privacy glass by cat_jesus · · Score: 1

    It's called switchable privacy glass. 3M sold them for a while but then discontinued because of technical issues. I think they may have started up again. Here is a company that sells the windows.

    I've been waiting more than 5 years for the price to drop to a reasonable level.

  120. Hello, my name is Mr. Stupid by JVert · · Score: 1

    Yea, I guess I glanced the article instead of reading it. I went back and read closer after I posted... (feeling very small right now...)

  121. The 1st Shareware Utility for this 'Windows'... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... a routine to cause the infamous 'Blue Screen of Death' whenever the sun is too shiny.

    A perfect sunshade to me IMHO.

  122. Fragile by octal666 · · Score: 1

    I think it should be something hell of expensive to put out of the house, easy to steal or broke by accident. Not seems so useful after all.

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  123. Re:FP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You fail it. You always fail it. Whenever I see any post that starts with "FP for Washington University" I can rest assured that it is a failure, posted by a failure. You shame teh spoke, get off it.

  124. broken windows just got more expensive by TheLittleJetson · · Score: 1

    won't it be great when the local neighborhood children accidently smack a baseball thru your widescreen tv set...

    -m

  125. This is at least 10-15 years old.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I remember hearing about this when i was just a kid.. they featured it on the TV show 'Beyond 2000' (if any of you remember that). THey even showed a real working demo... 10-15 years ago!

  126. Fenestration! by indros13 · · Score: 1
    I had always been a fan of the word 'defenestration,' meaning the act of throwing someone from a window. So, I was extremely gratified to find that there exists a National Fenestration Rating Council to measure the quality of such apertures.

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  127. Is the other side visible? by PetoskeyGuy · · Score: 2, Informative

    So if you turn your picture window into a huge TV screen, does that mean the neighbors will end up watching everything in reverse?

  128. Mirror as LCD Screen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Previously a number of vendors announced
    using a mirror (like a dresser mirror)
    as a TV/Computer Screen alternative.
    I think these types of devices would be
    much more pratical than windows as a
    flat visual medium.

  129. for my car? by stinky_hippie · · Score: 1

    Can I get these to replace the windshield and windows in my car? That way I can have it set to "dark tint", but then when the cops pull me over I can switch it to translucent and say, "what's the problem officer". I seem to remember KITT being able to do this in Knight Rider, which just makes it cooler.

    Also, on a more serious note, this would be pretty cool for a HUD on your windshield. The display could be dynamic and customizable to the info you wanted to be displayed and where you wanted it displayed. Sweeet.

  130. Blue Tinted windows... by GAVollink · · Score: 1
    According to this story, from 2001, a blue tint varient of the same was available for $100 per square foot (or about 5 x the price of regular windows) -- of course this particular varient is white instead of blue, and with the Anderson Windows label will probably cost 10 x what normal windows cost.

    This link describes an Ice Cream parlor in Florida that has a clear glass bathroom door, activated to opaque by the lock. According to this source they cost $15,000 installed.

  131. Re:9th Grade shop class... by Dirtside · · Score: 1
    And to think, it only took 15 years for this to go from "MAGIC TV LAND" to reality!
    They had those in the bathrooms of the Princeville hotel on Kauai in 1995.
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  132. cheaper options by mercthree · · Score: 1

    is there a way to use a regular projector to turn a pane of glass into a monitor? HUDs have been around for awhile now, and they simply require a proper surface coating to show up nicely.

  133. unless LCD's get cheap in a hurry... by mlknowle · · Score: 1

    ... i would be concerned, since windows get broken a lot. Dumb birds, stray baseballs, and clumsy houseguests could be a big problem for the wallet - just to name a few.

  134. pr0n by Obscenity · · Score: 1

    This could pose a problem if you live in a dense neighborhood. Everybody will see (in reverse) what you are seeing. This could pose a problem to those nerds who watch pr0n.

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  135. monitor? speaker? by k-zed · · Score: 1

    When was the last time anyone used the shitty little embedded speaker in a monitor? Why do they consider now that little tweeter an unseparable part of a computer display?

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  136. Also by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Competitors can just watch your window with a cheap digital camera, and see what you're typing.

    I imagine this technology being very popular among spooks.

  137. Better pictures of clear/opaque effect by jhsiao · · Score: 1
    In West Palm Beach, there are a couple of ice cream parlors by the name of Sloan's that have the LCD-based glass used as bathroom walls.

    There are a couple of pics here.

    It's amusing in the sense that some people fail to read the signs telling them to close and latch the door to set the windows to opaque. While I've never seen it, apparently, some people just go with the clear windows thinking it's one-way mirrored glass.

    I'm also aware that the glass's unpowered state is opaque (in case of blackout).

  138. What every computer geek fears. by MongooseCN · · Score: 1

    Having there system lockup, poweroff and then getting blasted in the face with sunlight.

  139. Why not car windows? by tsunamifirestorm · · Score: 1

    since so many have TVs in them already...

  140. Re:9th Grade shop class... by Dynedain · · Score: 1

    And Disney put it in the "Star Tours" ride c. 1991.

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  141. What's that outside my window? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wow, there's a beautiful naked woman outside my window.

  142. Reflective Vs. Transparent LCD's by HanClinto · · Score: 1

    Keep in mind that GBA's have a reflective LCD screen, while I would imagine that the type of LCD panel necessary for what the article is about is a transparent LCD. Two very different things -- it's basically why shining a light on a laptop screen makes it harder to see, while shining a light on a GBA screen makes it easier to see.

  143. Hell no, my Windows run Linux! by Trejkaz · · Score: 1

    So do you think Microsoft will cry murder?

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  144. oh boy, speakers in the window frame... by demonbug · · Score: 1

    Thank god they figured out where to put the speakers. I was afraid I might have to actually get a stereo or something.

    Seriously, does anyone find it funny that they still stick speakers in every TV? I'm sorry, but if I can afford a $10,000 television (or even a $1,000 screen) what's the likelihood that I'm actually going to use those crappy built in speakers? Please, just save me a couple bucks and ditch the speakers.

    1. Re:oh boy, speakers in the window frame... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      dude I'll sell you a TV that has no speakers if you want to buy a $10,000 tv.

  145. The Killer Ap: by ivanmarsh · · Score: 1

    Underground prisons?

    I guess you could do that with a normal LCD though.

  146. The future windows....... by stfvon007 · · Score: 2, Funny

    So whats the weather outside?
    I dont know, the windows crashed. All I can see is the blue sky of death....

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  147. Misread title by Flingles · · Score: 1

    Windows, that dulls lcd screens!

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  148. Try looking at it from a different point of view by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not only could there be windows that have displays facing inwards, there could also be LCDs on the other side of the window with a display facing the outside world. Surely the concerns about people being able to see what you're looking at from the outside could be solved by a second LCD on the other side of the window.

    I would put something up on the outside similar to my old .profile - "What are you looking at?"

  149. Yeah... great... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You can switch the monitor on for privacy, but all your neighbors will still know you're surfing for porn.

  150. Re:9th Grade shop class... by ted_nugent · · Score: 1

    I know windows that turn from clear to opaque have been on the market for at least a couple of years. When I was at an AT&T Network Operations Center in Singapore, they had this between the NOC and an adjoining conference room. I had just sat down in what looked like a fairly typical, non-desccript conference room, when one of the guys there hits a button on a remote control, and suddenly the color on the glass wall fades and the NOC is there in plain sight. It was quite impressive.

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  151. Windows by NIK282000 · · Score: 1

    They aren't menat to be monitors at the moment, they look more like a replacement to blinds. Besides i'll never give up my radiation tube!

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  152. Great more phantom by SubtleNuance · · Score: 1

    loads burning up electricity in western households. These windows (if i remember correctly) are clear when a current is applied, opaque when it is removed.

    What the world doesnt need is a 1000kWh-a-day window blind. sheesh.

  153. What about on car windshields and eyeglasses? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For me that's a much more interesting application. Most windows are there to be pretty, but having a transparent background in your program so that you can see what's behind the screen (other cars, your life) while also getting data (Metroid Prime made me want it so bad) would be pretty cool.

  154. And you thought blinkenlights was cool... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wait till they wire an apartment building with these.

  155. pfft by POds · · Score: 1

    Is this the best people can come up with when they think about technology of the future? I for one think its rediculous. Infact the only pleasure i'd get from having the TV turned on (and being a window) is that it stops the freaking harsh Australian sun getting through.

    But then again, in the winter, you want that. TV in a window is a very stupid idea indeed. Just give me a normal flat tv that i can hook up to the puter and i'll be happy.

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  156. Tyrell Corporation owns patent to this already by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    NT

  157. Broke Glass by kbeast · · Score: 1

    This must be expensive to replace when your kids throw the 'ol baseball through them.

    Better yet, in hurricane season i'd love to tape up my tv set window to ensure it doesn't shatter all over the place.

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  158. slightly offtopic by random735 · · Score: 1

    but this reminds me of a scifi short story i once read about "slowglass"..the premise was that one could make glass that light would take (for instance) 10 years to travel through...(either slow down the speed of light, or maybe it sends it through a really winding fiberoptic path that's REALLY long..who knows, who cares, interesting idea). Anyway the point was, you could setup this window at, say, a beachfront house for a few years, then move the window to your mountain cabin, but from inside, you'd still see the (10 year old) view of the beach.

    Seems to me, you could do something like that with these, a PC, and a webcam, effectively. useful? hardly, but it's always interesting when technology catches up with a scifi concept, but in a completely new way.. (this story was old enough that most of this tech probably didn't exist)

  159. Speakers mounted in frame? by MyDixieWrecked · · Score: 1
    Why couldn't this be mixed with this technology?

    could be quite the nice feature!

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  160. this might draw the females.. by The+Indgo · · Score: 1

    you can finally window shop.. ..on e-bay!

  161. Really old by presearch · · Score: 1

    I saw somebody using these at a trade show booth 8 years ago.
    There's also a scene in the movie Philadelphia where Andy
    goes into the board room (to get fired) and they flip a switch and
    the windows go from clear to frosty. As I remember, they Foley'ed
    in a big "clunk" when the switch is thrown. I guess it needed an audio
    cue so you would notice that it happened.

  162. Not just wordy... by DoctorFrog · · Score: 1

    "an opening especially in the wall of a building for admission of light and air that is usually closed by casements or sashes containing transparent material (as glass) and capable of being opened and shut" sounds like a patent!

  163. invisible house by ganley · · Score: 1

    I want these all over my house. They can work as an LCD screen, showing a picture of outside -- it's like a Steven Wright joke.

    Only you could make it seem like your house is in a space warp -- make windows show pictures of what's on other sides of the house. Or what's outside someone else's house.

    Joe Ganley

  164. Wow, the colors, the colors by smchris · · Score: 1


    I want a transparent background. Turn the street outside into Toon Town.