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"The on-duty ATC controllers get irate when you 'pull the big power plug' on their shift."

I saw that movie.

Tis is the death of instant ram. No way any celebrities will allow Facebook to profit from their likenesses. Without Bieber, Selena Gomez, and even Playboy Bunnies (link is sfw), there will be nobody driving the service from the top, and the twihards etc will follow their idols to a new platform. Twitter pics for example? Classic Facebook blunder.

I'll share with you an anecdote about my new ThinkPad that really happened with a friend and I a few days ago.

This incident occurred one day when we were driving along a little-traveled highway a few miles from our homes. After we stopped at a rest area, A man with a huge stud nigger on a leash got out of a car. He took the nigger to a nearby tree and tied the nigger to it. We asked the man what he was doing to the poor nigger. He explained that he and his family were moving out of state and they couldn't take the nigger with them. Since none of his friends could take the nigger, he was going to leave it here in hopes that someone would give it a home.

As my friend walked over to the nigger and petted his stomach, her hand accidentally touched his genital area. The nigger suddenly stopped chimping out and began panting plaintively. I smiled at her. I thought she would let it go, but then she rubbed her hand along his penis sheath. I was shocked when his large black dick started to emerge from its hiding place. He again started making a noise, but it was very different than the ooking and eeking had made moments before.

"You're reading my mind, aren't you Jenny?" she said. I thought about it for a moment and then walked over to the nigger. He climbed up on my hips at once and wrapped his front paws tightly around my stomach and humped his prick straight toward my vaginal opening.

He pumped his semen into me for what seemed like an eternity, filling up my cunt, the overflow pouring out onto my ass and down my legs. I felt a huge bulge expanding in my cunt. I tried to pull away, but the knot that had formed in his cock locked us in position.

He growled deep in this throat, warning me not to move. I was afraid of upsetting him, as I didn't want him to bite me or beat me like Chris Brown beat Rihanna. His knot deflated moments later and his cock slipped easily out of my dialated, sopping hole. I passed out shortly afterward.

When I came to, I looked around and realized that my friend and the nigger had disappeared. I wearily got to my feet, replaced my clothing and ran to where my car had been parked. My friend has run off with the damn nigger as well as my Lenovo ThinkPad! I burst into tears, not knowing what to do next.

Well that's very matrixy but how does that explain anything? How do you verify that idea? Take the red pill? Rip off your VR helmet?

Your presumption is like saying pixies did it, or unicorns did it, or god did it... you're invoking magic. Do you think you'll be pulled out of this false reality or will you live your life here? If you're living your life here then you may as well see what this environment has to offer aside from some really good bump mapping?

If you've seen how Britney's been looking lately, I don't think you'd be very happy getting your wish...

...Me, I'd rather see Jenna Jameson star in a new XXX-Files movie.

The wheels on the bus go:

http://thesuperficial.com/2006/11/britney_spears_b oobs_are_huge.html

but then they come right back round(Not at all safe for work, in any way):

(again NSFW!)

http://thesuperficial.com/2006/11/britney_spears_r eally_wants_yo.html

Not that she looks all that fantastic in the first set; the second set is just hilarious though.

The wheels on the bus go:

http://thesuperficial.com/2006/11/britney_spears_b oobs_are_huge.html

but then they come right back round(Not at all safe for work, in any way):

(again NSFW!)

http://thesuperficial.com/2006/11/britney_spears_r eally_wants_yo.html

Not that she looks all that fantastic in the first set; the second set is just hilarious though.

Paris Hilton a "geek girl?" Whatever. She is the most clueless tramp that ever walked the planet. Her idiocy is legendary: http://www.thesuperficial.com/archives/2006/01/19/ paris_hilton_is_a_genius.html. She's the perfect example of someone who's famous for being famous.

Last time I checked, the term 'most' meant a majority.

Firefox, Safari and Opera may have significant market penetration, but 30% a majority does not make.

Now for my slashdot rant: I remember when slashdot used to post news. You know, 'news for nerds. stuff that matters'? Lately, the tagline might as well change to Slashdot: "Some idiot posted this somewhere on the web. We'll ride their coat tails."

These days, slashdot hardly has as much credit as celebrity gossip sites such as What Would Tyler Durden Do? and The Superficial. At least they're honest about the fact that they are posting little more than rumors.

http://www.thesuperficial.com/videos/kanye_katrina .wmv

A video is worth several thousand words...

She has bad fake boobies, unless this is fake...
http://www.thesuperficial.com/2006/07/21/paula_abd ul_hides_weights_in_h.html

Now if only we launch them from Naomi Campbell they'd have some viable military applications...

People like Paris Hilton are why I believe the estate tax (not the death tax, thanks) is entirely fair. Take a look at this website for more on the "dire effects" of the estate tax. Some highlights include: "[T]he American Farm Bureau Federation acknowledged to the New York Times that it could not cite a single example of a farm having to be sold to pay estate taxes," and "Today, the estates of only 1 out of every 200 people who die owe any estate tax whatsoever, because the first $2.0 million of the value of any estate ($4.0 million for a couple) is totally exempt from the tax." Amusingly enough, the website linked-to above even characterizes the estate tax as the "Paris Hilton tax cut".

I LOVE YOU EDNA! You did such a good job on The Superficial!

"Teri Hatcher swimsuit malfunction"

I don't think anyone is going to search for a "Teri Hatcher swimsuit malfunction" after this photo.

:)

You called?

http://www.thesuperficial.com/image.php?path=/arch ives/np1.JPG

I think that Moore has a reason to be angry. Since I first heard about this movie, I went out and got the graphic novel. This was quite strange, seeing as I had never read a comic before that. I was surprised at the amount of intellectual stimulation I was able to get out of it. It also helped that I was into distopian literature; fans of 1984 will love it.

But key parts started to be changed. It was inevitable, considering the length of the novel. For example, the fictional British-fascist movement called Norsefire comes to power in a somewhat complex manner. In the movie, they just decided that they would have the Nazis win WWII. Everybody hates the Nazis right, and nobody wants to go see a movie based on a political comic book.

The moral status of the main character, V, is also ambivalent, which made the novel even more thought-provoking. V wears a disguise, papier mache mask included, that bears the likeness of Guy Fawkes (check wikipedia if you're not familiar; basically, he once tried to blow up parliament). It is never obvious whethere he is a terrorist or freedom fighter. He blows stuff up, and often kills civilians to get his point accross. I suppose the easy way to categorize him would be as an antihero. My only fear is that the movie will take this all away and make him another run of the mill masked crusader.

So in conclusion, just read the graphic novel, in case the movie blows.

P.S.: The teaser poster says "remember, remember the 5th of november." This is NOT necessarily the date it will be coming out. (Warning: those of english decent will hate me for pointing out the obvious). It comes from a popular rhyme recited on Bonfire day (again, wikipedia for those who don't know) that tells the fate of Guy Fawkes:

Remember remember the fifth of November
Gunpowder, treason and plot.
I see no reason why gunpowder treason
Should ever be forgot...

Sorry if you knew all this already.

I don't know exactly, but apparently, it involved shaving her head.

Superficial is reporting that she got 'paparazzied' on her balcony today - they caught a nip slip...!

Superficial is reporting that she got 'paparazzied' on her balcony today - they caught a nip slip...!