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. Their single-minded devotion to creating the exact prop from the film is a bit eerie, though.

Savage is (or was) a prop guy. That's what they do. I know one who made a working replica of the Logan's Run Blaster just for grins. (Working in that it spews green flames, not in that it terminates runners.)

Oddly, today I happened across some '04 Mayoral candidates that were given the Voight-Kampff test. (The Nexus 7 won.)

A Montana man has sued media giant Viacom, saying the MTV show "Jackass" plagiarized his name, infringed on the trademark and copyright of his name and defamed his good character. The plaintiff's name is Jack Ass.

An inmate in a Virginia penitentiary has filed a lawsuit against himself, claiming that he violated his own civil rights by getting arrested.

When fans of eating can no longer trust their cheese-covered puffs boiled in oil to be healthy, it's more than sad. It's your ticket to millions. Meredith Berkman claims the secret fat caused her "weight gain, mental anguish, outrage, and indignation."

The article refers to the 'original Moldovan broadcasts' of Star Trek. Surely everyone knows by now that the original Star Trek is Turkish. Why didn't they offer Turkish Trek for download?

Dude, that picture is like 15 years old.

Here's what she looked like back in 2005 [almost two years ago], when was filming Freedomland [released February 17, 2006]:

Red Scare: Julianne Moore takes off the make-up in Freedomland.

You can decide for yourself whether or not that qualifies as GMILF material.

In fact, compare a side-by-side of early Gillian Anderson -vs- recent Julianne Moore:

early Gillian Anderson

recent Julianne Moore

Dude, that picture is like 15 years old.

Here's what she looked like back in 2005 [almost two years ago], when was filming Freedomland [released February 17, 2006]:

Red Scare: Julianne Moore takes off the make-up in Freedomland.

You can decide for yourself whether or not that qualifies as GMILF material.

In fact, compare a side-by-side of early Gillian Anderson -vs- recent Julianne Moore:

early Gillian Anderson

recent Julianne Moore

Here's a good link the rest of the Replicant questions... asked of San Francisco Mayoral candidates.
http://www.thewavemag.com/printarticle.php?article id=24031

"In the original Star Trek, Captain Kirk was all that is man. He'd tear his shirt off and fight a lizard monster from a space couch covered in green alien sluts. In Turkish Star Trek, reverse all of that. The movie starts with Kaptan Kirk practically prancing over to his chair to sit down cross-legged and daintily lisp out orders...."

ArtieLange must not have heard of Turkish Star Wars!

http://www.thewavemag.com/pagegen.php?pagename=art icle&articleid=22122

In addition to being a year older (June 2-15, 2004 issue) than this one, SeanBaby's is shitloads more entertaining. Top 10 Internet Fads

There was this one game, it was a either a mod or a repack of the original Doom or Wolfenstein, that was a Noah FPS. Instead of killing things you fed animals and they fell asleep. I think I read about it from one of Seanbaby's articles. Either his website or The Wave magazine.

cool! you ever read the turkish movie reviews in the wave? they're friggin hilarious - check it out: the wave

Google for "Gavin Newsom" and see what the guy stands for, and what's he's done for San Francisco. He's pretty cool.

Too bad he's a replicant.

Replace the Barry Manilow CD with any of these (But most especially Chris Burke)

Then you not only defeat their equipment, you defeat their will to live.

Seanbaby Review

About Turkish Star Wars:

Review 1

Review 2

Where to buy it:

Purchase.

I wonder if there's Turkish Star Trek too.

PS: Caveat Emptor.

Download a PDF of issue 3-23 from their website and read about it. It's on page 19.

This is perhaps the most frightening news I've read in years. Now that robots will be able to feast on our very blood, there is nothing that can stop them! We must listen to Seanbaby and fight back against the robot scourge before it is too late!