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Star Wars Trilogy MIT Musical

ArtieLange writes "The MIT Musical Theatre Group will be staging a musical version of the Star Wars Trilogy (Eps. IV through VI). There will be tap-dancing stormtroopers, singing Ewoks, etc." Apparently tickets are available if you're in the Boston area over the next week. Hopefully someone has the decency to stealth a digital camera in and post torrents before the premiere so it can be just like the features. There's no way it can be the worst Star Wars related thing out there (currently a tie between the Christmas Special and Episode I) even tho the music credits list Elton John and Andrew Loyd Webber along side John Williams.

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  1. Music Choice doesn't seem Right to Me. by Allen+Zadr · · Score: 2, Interesting

    First of all, John Williams has to have musical credit if they use ANY of the original Star Wars music, so that shouldn't be surprising. Which is to say, there's a chance that Williams didn't actually work on this piece, specifically.

    However, Elton John and Andrew Lloyd Webber doesn't bode well for this production. We're talking the folks who brought us "Circle of Life", from Disney's "The Lion King".

    I'm not sure all that feel-good music will work with Storm Troopers, and rebel star systems trying to escape Imperial rule.

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    1. Re:Music Choice doesn't seem Right to Me. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I'm not sure all that feel-good music will work with Storm Troopers"

      but tap dancing will?

    2. Re:Music Choice doesn't seem Right to Me. by Allen+Zadr · · Score: 1

      Some of their marching in the original movies came close to tapdancing anyway, so - it may not be "as" out of place.

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    3. Re:Music Choice doesn't seem Right to Me. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But it is good enough for those who produce it. Tap-dancing I doubt goes well with any gangster rap, Metallica, or any music you might come up with yourself. Stop being bias just becoz you do not like that kind of music. I.E. Don't like it, don't watch it.

    4. Re:Music Choice doesn't seem Right to Me. by Funakoshi · · Score: 1

      I don't think that "Circle of Life" is a fair representation of Elton John's quality of work. You're talking about one of the best artists from the 70s here, not a guy who just happened to write a bad (horrible, terrible, putrid) tune for a Disney movie. There are much worse possible musicians that could potentially be involved (Hello, Britney? We're doing a musical Star Wars...)

      As far as Andrew Lloyd Webber is concerned, Im not sure there are a heck of alot of people out there who haven't at least heard the title of one of his many hit shows.

      Moreoever, if examples of non-feelgood music are needed, Im pretty sure you could check out something from Phantom of the Opera by Webber, or a song along the lines of "The Bitch is Back" by Elton John.

    5. Re:Music Choice doesn't seem Right to Me. by forgetmenot · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure all that feel-good music will work with Storm Troopers, and rebel star systems trying to escape Imperial rule.

      Unless its the sight and sound of storm troopers tap-dancing to showtunes that is fueling the rebellion.

      Nooooooo! Make the stop!!!! DIE DIE DIE!

    6. Re:Music Choice doesn't seem Right to Me. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      With the right (wrong?) music, it could very well be the worst star-wars production ever, though that Jefferson Starship production was pretty bad (not to mention extended scenes of wookie pantomime). BTW: It's the Star Wars "Holiday Special," It was celebrating "Life Day" not Christmas. Also, you clearly haven't seen the ewok movies (Starcruiser woosh... starcruiser crash!) if you think that episode one is even in the running for the worst.

    7. Re:Music Choice doesn't seem Right to Me. by MightyMait · · Score: 2, Informative

      Well, if we're giving John Williams credit, we might as well credit Antonin Dvorak as well. Folks say Williams borrowed a lot from "The New World".

      Of course, as an amateur musician, *I* have no problem with musical "borrowing" or referencing. All culture/science/etc. is built on what preceded it.

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    8. Re:Music Choice doesn't seem Right to Me. by Magnusite · · Score: 1
      Actually, I don't believe any of these people will be writing new material for this. More likely, they're just giving credit for the songs they'll be using from past works. Like Mama Mia score by ABBA or Moving Out score by Billy Joel. Which believe me, we don't need any more of.

      Having said that, I think the cantana music from Episode 4 was practically made for a tap dance act. And they could use that Elton John tune that says "it's a little bit funny... this feeling inside" when Luke first sees the hologram of Princess Leia.

      Of course we find out in Episode 6 that it's actually a little bit sick...

    9. Re:Music Choice doesn't seem Right to Me. by iabervon · · Score: 4, Informative

      The reason that there are so many musical credits is that this includes a lot of spoofs of songs from other things. Elton John and Andrew Lloyd Webber didn't write anything (intentionally) for this show, either. This isn't exactly serious drama, even for a musical.

    10. Re:Music Choice doesn't seem Right to Me. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Right, it's all adapted. See http://web.mit.edu/newsoffice/2005/starwars-lyrics -1109.html for a couple sample lyrics.

    11. Re:Music Choice doesn't seem Right to Me. by $RANDOMLUSER · · Score: 1
      > Unless its the sight and sound of storm troopers tap-dancing to showtunes that is fueling the rebellion.

      "Springtime for Vader..."

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    12. Re:Music Choice doesn't seem Right to Me. by Allen+Zadr · · Score: 1
      Interesting, but even Phantom, while powerful, was still remarkably upbeat. I suggest Circle of Life simply because that was the only comparative I have of a collaboration between the two artists.

      Hey, nothing against either one of them, but the choice seems wrong.

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    13. Re:Music Choice doesn't seem Right to Me. by Allen+Zadr · · Score: 1

      O.K., Good tip. But... I already saw SpaceBalls.

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    14. Re:Music Choice doesn't seem Right to Me. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not sure all that feel-good music will work with Storm Troopers, and rebel star systems trying to escape Imperial rule.

      I dunno, it seems to fit quite nicely with tap-dancing stormtroopers.

      It sounds odd, but lots of grim stuff can be recast as cheerful to great effect, as anybody who's heard an easy listening version of Rape Me or seen the romantic comedy trailer for The Shining knows.

    15. Re:Music Choice doesn't seem Right to Me. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      The Elton John Star Wars Trilogy:

      A New Hope
      I Guess That's Why They Call it the Blues -- Luke can't go to the academy
      I am Your Robot -- Luke cleaning R2
      My father's gun -- Luke gets a lightsaber
      Honkey Cat -- Luke and Obi Wan enter Mos Eisley Cantina
      Madman Across the Water -- Millenium Falcon escape from Tatooine
      Bad Side of the Moon -- "That's not a moon, it's a space station!"
      Sacrifice -- Obi Wan fights Vader on the Death Star
      Burn down the mission -- Preparing to attack the Death Star
      Take me to the Pilot -- Dogfights preceeding Death Star attack
      The Bitch is Back -- Han Solo saves the day

      Empire Strikes Back
      Don't Let the Sun Go Down on Me -- Luke, Stranded
      Someone Saved my Life Tonight -- Han saves Luke
      I'm Still Standing -- Tauntaun dies
      Love Lies Bleeding -- Scruffy Nerf Herder
      Saturday Night's Allright -- Hoth Battle
      Rocket Man -- Boba Fett
      Goodbye Yellow Brick Road -- Luke leaves Dagobah
      Sorry Seems to be the Hardest Word -- Lando hands them over to Vader

      Return of the Jedi
      Tiny Dancer -- Jabba's palace entertainment
      Someone Saved my Life Tonight -- Leia releases Han Solo
      Rocket Man -- Boba Fett gets eaten
      Goodbye Yellow Brick Road -- Yoda dies
      Burn down the mission -- Preparing to attack the Death Star (again)
      Bennie and the Jets -- Ewoks preparing their catch for dinner
      Son of your Father -- Emperor tries to turn Luke
      Shoot Down the Moon -- That thing's operational!
      The Bitch is Back -- Lando vs. the Deathstar
      Candle in the Wind -- Unmasked Vader (sorry, I had to...)

      eh.. that's all I can come up with, nothing he put out in the 90's is worth playing.. Clearly there's some more scenes that need representation, perhaps "I don't want to go on with you like that" could go with the scene where Luke argues with Vader on CLoud City.. no.. nevermind, I'm done now!

    16. Re:Music Choice doesn't seem Right to Me. by Iago515 · · Score: 1
      I'm sorry to do this to you, but you must be young and new (not here, but to the world in general). It isn't "Episode 4", that is Lucas doublespeak, it is "Star Wars". It isn't "Episode 6" it is "Return of the Jedi". It's OK, though, I realise you must have grown up at a time when the revisionist propoganda must have been in place, but for those of us old enough to remember 1977 and the hype/wonder of the original, it just won't do.

      Sorry again for the troll.

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    17. Re:Music Choice doesn't seem Right to Me. by Atzanteol · · Score: 1

      I think Williams is *heavily* influenced by Dvorak. You can hear a lot of Dvorak in Star Wars and some other films. Not to mention that the Jaws theme takes *directly* from Dvorak's 9th symphony in part (this is pretty blatant - like Vanilla Ice/Queen blatant).

      I have no problem with that though. Both are *fantastic* composers IMHO. Williams has done some good work I think. What artist isn't influenced by others? "I stand on the shoulders of giants" and all that...

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    18. Re:Music Choice doesn't seem Right to Me. by Atzanteol · · Score: 1

      Ahhhh, but did Space Balls have "tapdancing storm troopers?" Huh? Did it? No.

      I might have to pop on over to see this one. Sounds like a hoot...

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    19. Re:Music Choice doesn't seem Right to Me. by MightyMait · · Score: 1

      Oh, yeah. I hope I made it clear I don't fault Williams. There's no doubt regarding his skill and creativity as a composer. I was just trying to be cheeky.

      Even more impressive is the fact that he does what he does on a *very tight* schedule. I forget which film it was, but, from watching some bonus material on a DVD (one of the more recent Star Wars films maybe?) that he had like three months do score, arrange and record the whole soundtrack. For a folk album that might not be so impressive, but for a symphonic score...Wow!

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    20. Re:Music Choice doesn't seem Right to Me. by Kelson · · Score: 1

      "Hello, my baby!
      Hello, my honey!
      Hello my ragtime gaaaal!"

      OK, it wasn't a stormtrooper, but still...

    21. Re:Music Choice doesn't seem Right to Me. by Kelson · · Score: 1

      Or better yet, the string tribute to Nine Inch Nails.

      Seriously, WTF?

    22. Re:Music Choice doesn't seem Right to Me. by Atzanteol · · Score: 1

      I agree completely (I realize I may have sounded harsh, but I was agreeing with you). It's been my opinion that the music score is the best part of Star Wars.

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    23. Re:Music Choice doesn't seem Right to Me. by tomlouie · · Score: 1

      Best. Musical. Evar.

      Or is that a Space Rock Opera?

    24. Re:Music Choice doesn't seem Right to Me. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As good as that lineup sounds, none of those are actually in the musical. sorry.

    25. Re:Music Choice doesn't seem Right to Me. by drsquare · · Score: 1

      Phantom of the Opera is just the same few seconds of music over and over again.

  2. Nice.... tell everyone to do something illegal... by FortKnox · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Hopefully someone has the decentsy to stealth a digital camera in and post torrents.

    Being a subscriber, I sent an email to daddypants to try to get this corrected, but since I was ignored, I will deem it fine for me to rip.

    Why on earth would someone need 'decency' to do something illegal like that? Why would you encourage your audience to commit crimes for your bemusment?
    Instead, how about we say "Lets all hope they sell it in a video format for a cheap price or even free?" Maybe that will encourage them to share their play instead of us ripping it from them illegally?

    And you wonder why the MPAA is all over torrents... this isn't helping.

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  3. From the fine article by nizo · · Score: 5, Funny
    "Star Wars" with tap-dancing Storm Troopers!

    This is just so wrong on so many levels. Then again now that I think about it, maybe adding tap dancing storm troopers to episode one would have improved it. My childhood destroyed you have!

    1. Re:From the fine article by Golias · · Score: 1

      There's no way it can be the worst Star Wars related thing out there (currently a tie between the Christmas Special and Episode I)

      Those would be tied for second-worst. A distant second, at that.

      The Christmas special amused small children and built anticipation for the next "real" Star Wars product. Episode I had the fight with Darth Maul. While neither had many other redeeming qualities, they at least had that much going for them.

      "Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones" was not only the worst Star Wars related thing ever made, it's one of the worst movies of all time, sci-fi or otherwise.

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    2. Re:From the fine article by hkgroove · · Score: 1

      At least it's not as wrong as the chemistry and dialogue between Christensen and Portman

    3. Re:From the fine article by chromatic · · Score: 1

      That's a tough call. Episode II gets at least a point for not having an extended video game commercial in the middle (the interminable pod race), but it loses at least a point for having the worst Muppet ever to appear on screen. Even the all-digital Jar Jar was a better actor than Anakin Skywalker.

      Then again, we're all lucky that Episode I's subtitle wasn't "There's always a bigger fish", just in case you didn't catch the foreshadowing a dozen other times in the movie. Let us neither speak of the subtlety of George Lucas nor the subtitle of the second movie again.

    4. Re:From the fine article by Golias · · Score: 1

      I didn't mind the pod race. It seemed to me like a (mostly failed) attempt of re-capturing the feel of the trench raid in Star Wars and the speeder bikes in Jedi.

      That said, a small-aircraft race was done vastly better in the Japanese anime series "Last Exile." I believe the race in question appears around episode 5 or so, and is every bit the spectacle that Lucas wishes he made when he filmed the pod race.

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    5. Re:From the fine article by AnonymousKev · · Score: 1
      Don't forget the giant tick-cows in Episode II. The hideous wooden scene with Anakin using his Jedi Powers to ride the back of a giant tick-cow. While Amadala looked on laughing just a little too hard -- as if she already knew he was evil.

      I mean, I know this is science fantasy, but c'mon, look at the physics of those beasts. There's two tons of tick-cow butt hanging six meters in the air. All supported by six little legs. My brain. My brain.

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    6. Re:From the fine article by colmore · · Score: 1

      *T*ap dancing... oh! tap dancing...

      see, I had my glasses off for a second and I read that as...

      well, nevermind

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    7. Re:From the fine article by Golias · · Score: 1

      Don't forget the giant tick-cows in Episode II.

      Ugh. I almost managed to do so. Thanks for nothing!

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    8. Re:From the fine article by dunng808 · · Score: 1
      There's no way it can be the worst Star Wars related thing out there (currently a tie between the Christmas Special and Episode I)

      I can't let this slip past. Episode I instroduced Queen Amidala. That character moved me in ways no other female role has since I can remember. I'm not talking about when she is a normal looking girl. I'm talking about the costumes, the makeup, and the feminine atmosphere created by her attendents. So exotic, so alien. A few obvious bits from China and Japan, but still undeniably exotic. Yet so strong. Fourteen, still free of the influence of men, already a great leader, who makes adults appear corrupt, polluted, and just plain stupid. I wish she would run for President. This is a woman I would marry. In a heartbeat.

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    9. Re:From the fine article by Atzanteol · · Score: 1

      It may just be me, but that whole Anakin/Amadala montage in EPII reminded me a *lot* of the "Something tells me I'm into something good" scene in The Naked Gun.

      I'll have to play that song while watching EPII to see if it works well...

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    10. Re:From the fine article by Grab · · Score: 1

      Got grits...?

  4. camera? by sczimme · · Score: 4, Insightful


    Hopefully someone has the decentsy to stealth a digital camera in and post torrents before the premiere so it can be just like the features.

    How would this constitute 'decency'?

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    1. Re:camera? by cdrdude · · Score: 0

      Decency (n)

      Something that you would like someone else to do.

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    2. Re:camera? by Rufus88 · · Score: 1

      He didn't say "decency". He said "decentcy", referring the the ensuing decent into psychological hell.

  5. * puff of smoke * by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    That was R2D2's Gaydar going up in flames

    1. Re:* puff of smoke * by Tibor+the+Hun · · Score: 1

      Ohh, you and your kind make me real mad, buddy.

      You go around picking on little robots, too chickenshit to attack someone your own size.

      Yeah, buddy I'm talking to you! Pick on some of the androids, or cyborgs or whatever else cracks your rocks. But leave the little guys alone.

      R2D2 doesn't need a gaydar anyway. C3PO is the gay one.

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    2. Re:* puff of smoke * by davidsyes · · Score: 1

      Seems to me that C3PO probably has a cloaked Gaydar... So did Kit from Knight Rider...

      Now, if only they cross Twikky (Buck Rogers in the 25th Century) and R2D2...

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    3. Re:* puff of smoke * by guitaristx · · Score: 1

      C3PO is the gay one.

      Which means R2D2's gaydar is always in tip-top shape, since there's a calibration tool always nearby.

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  6. This actually sounds like a decent idea to me. by Senes · · Score: 1

    Could it possibly have something to do with the fact that it's done by MIT and not Lucas?

  7. That's easy! by ZeroExistenZ · · Score: 5, Funny

    Hopefully someone has the decentsy to stealth a digital camera in

    $sys$Camera

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    1. Re:That's easy! by Viper+Daimao · · Score: 1
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  8. Re:Nice.... tell everyone to do something illegal. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Bravo! Couldn't have said it better myself.

  9. Davan Macintyre set to direct, produce by Orrin+Bloquy · · Score: 0

    Seriously, this sounds like something out of SomethingPositive.net.

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  10. Elton John....??? by ltwally · · Score: 2, Funny
    "...the music credits list Elton John and Andrew Loyd Webber along side John Williams..."
    Ok, I can see Andrew Lloyd Webber... he's a well known theatre guy with plenty of musicals under his belt. But... Elton John? What, is he going to sing Rocket Man during space scenes or something?
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    1. Re:Elton John....??? by AKAImBatman · · Score: 2, Funny

      What, is he going to sing Rocket Man during space scenes or something?

      Don't be silly. He's planning to sing, "The Circle of Force" (...and it moves us aaaaaalllllll). :-P

    2. Re:Elton John....??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly, they have teamed up before.

    3. Re:Elton John....??? by Woldry · · Score: 1

      Elton John also has several musicals under his belt, most notably the stage version of The Lion King and the modernization of the opera Aida.

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    4. Re:Elton John....??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about Can You Feel The Force Tonight?

    5. Re:Elton John....??? by Minwee · · Score: 1
      "But... Elton John? What, is he going to sing Rocket Man during space scenes or something?"

      It could be worse. William Shatner was originally considered for that role.

    6. Re:Elton John....??? by JhohannaVH · · Score: 1

      And one that opens this month in San Francisco - Lestat - based upon the works of Anne Rice. I've got tickets for January in San Francisco. It moves to Broadway in March! :D

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    7. Re:Elton John....??? by TheoMurpse · · Score: 1

      Elton John created a Broadway play with Tim Rice; it's called Aida, and as you can tell by the reviews of non-critics, it's apparently very good.

  11. Re:Nice.... tell everyone to do something illegal. by Allen+Zadr · · Score: 1
    Inciting criminal activity is, itself, a crime, no?

    Fully agreed.

    Especially being, as you note, MIT has a tendancy of making their stuff freely available in their time.

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  12. Slashdot: The Musical by AKAImBatman · · Score: 4

    Is it just me, or is Slashdot reporting on an increasing number of musicals? Combined with Taco's urging to do something illegal, I have to wonder if the editors are really getting into this stuff.

    Then again, a lot of musicals are targetting more "geekish" plays such as "The Last Starfighter", so maybe it's just a cooincidence. Then again...

    When do get to go see Slashdot: The Musical? Make sure there are plenty of trolls attacking insightful posters, guys with horns and flamethrowers, and let's not forget the ever important stage plateaus of being modded up!

    1. Re:Slashdot: The Musical by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A Natalie Portman and/or Goatse guy cameo would be great, but how would you include other essentials like the GNAA and Page-widening posts?

    2. Re:Slashdot: The Musical by Viper+Daimao · · Score: 1

      Slashdot: on Broadway? Sweet, and if you miss it, just wait 2 nights for the dupe!

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    3. Re:Slashdot: The Musical by bdcrazy · · Score: 1

      The MIT Musical Theatre Group, playing dupes every night!*

      (* everynight except the opener, we apologize for those who must see it first without a dupe.)

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  13. Whoa! by fizban · · Score: 4, Funny

    decentsy

    Worst. Speller. Ever.

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    1. Re:Whoa! by selfish · · Score: 1

      I guess if he's spelling in the style of Gollum, and all of his references to "tricksy" Hobbitses, he'd be spot on. :-D

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    2. Re:Whoa! by nizo · · Score: 1

      Maybe he was trying to imply some poor slob (i.e. without a penny) would sneak in with a digital camera?

    3. Re:Whoa! by Tibor+the+Hun · · Score: 1

      I think it just means a little bit of decency. Like decency+itsy = decentsy.

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    4. Re:Whoa! by freeweed · · Score: 1

      Yeah, this ranks as one of the worst posts ever, and this is AFTER it's been edited and cleaned up in the past few minutes:

      The MIT Musical Theatre Group will be staging a musical version of the Star Wars Trilogy (Eps. IV through VI). There will be tap-dancing stormtroopers, singing Ewoks, etc." Apparently tickets are available if you're in the Boston area over the next week. Hopefully someone has the decency to stealth a digital camera in and post torrents before the premiere so it can be just like the features. There's no way it can be the worst Star Wars related thing out there (currently a tie between the Christmas Special and Episode I) even tho the music credits list Elton John and Andrew Loyd Webber along side John Williams.

      It's funnier than most, because it's been edited since originally going up, and still reads like Daniel Cook wrote it.

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    5. Re:Whoa! by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

      Tho you can forgive that after his invention of ingenious new words.

  14. Re:Nice.... tell everyone to do something illegal. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Bravo! I agree!

    And the daddypants email is like the Loch Ness Monster...it's just a hoax.

  15. Blurb quality by dbolger · · Score: 2, Funny

    Hopefully someone has the decentsy to stealth a digital camera in.

    You know, that blurb is of such high quality, I'm just surprised it doesn't have a distorted aspect ratio and random numbers scrolling across the top.

  16. "currently a tie between the Christmas Special..." by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ArtieLange must not have heard of Turkish Star Wars!

    http://www.thewavemag.com/pagegen.php?pagename=art icle&articleid=22122

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  18. Obligatory Simpsons... by Shadow+Wrought · · Score: 3, Funny
    [Sung to the tune of "Luck be a Lady Tonight" from Guys and Dolls]

    Luke be a Jedi, to-night!

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    1. Re:Obligatory Simpsons... by davidsyes · · Score: 1

      Speaking of which... I saw a commercial recently where Mark Hamill was on a panel. For a second I thought, "God, he looks like Gill Bates" and then realized he was Luke out of costume and a few decades forward in the time line...

      I wonder if he'd play in a movie about Disturabance in the 5MG Force: The Man/Myth/Malevolent/Megalomaniac Geek? (Or, maybe it could be called "Disturbance: 5MG")

      OTOH, R2D2 can probably do a Cartman and be bombed into thinking he's a streetwalker and wakes up with a sore posterior annular confinement port (or, is his/its an anterior access port?)

      May the FARCE be WITH you...

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    2. Re:Obligatory Simpsons... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, pal. That's my headshot up there next to the pepper steak, and don't you forget it.

    3. Re:Obligatory Simpsons... by Geoffreyerffoeg · · Score: 1

      I feel a disturbance in the Force
      Oh, so disturbance in the Force
      I feel a disturbance...and thousands of screams...and gay! er..silence.
      And I pity any Jedi who isn't alive today...

      He's always late for the Council
      But his force choke is real;
      He's always late for everything
      Except for every kill...
      How do you solve a problem like Darth Vader?
      How do you hold a tractor beam in your hand?

      I am the very model of a modern protocol droid,
      I've information technical, political, and linguical,
      I know the Dark Lords of the Sith and quote the fights historical,
      From Mandalore to Yuuzhan Vong in order categorical...

      That's no moon for us;
      That's a space station for us;
      Strike me down and I'll become stronger;
      Strike me down and we're halfway there;
      We'll find A New Hope of living;
      We'll find a way of forgiving...

  19. I went to this last year (or was it before?...) by fdicostanzo · · Score: 2, Informative

    If its not the same thing, it was something similar. It was a lot of fun and I highly recommend attending.

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    1. Re:I went to this last year (or was it before?...) by Se7enLC · · Score: 1

      It is based on last years show (January), but will encompass all of episodes 4, 5, and 6.

  20. It's spelt dysentery by GillBates0 · · Score: 0
    Hopefully someone has the decentsy to stealth a digital camera in and post torrents before the premiere.

    dysentery.

    as in "The guy in the seat in front of me with the digital camera appeared to have dysentery and stealthily expelled torrents of foul smelling flatulence right into my face."

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  21. Maybe Taco will have the decency by antifoidulus · · Score: 1

    to learn to spell one of these days...

  22. C3P0 in Tights? by mister_llah · · Score: 1

    I am reminded greatly of "Planet of the Apes: The Musical" ...

    However, all it will take is one bass solo from Darth and I'll throw away all my misgivings.

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    1. Re:C3P0 in Tights? by Eccles · · Score: 1

      I was thinking more along the lines of
      "Springtime for Sith Lords and Vader, the Empire is happy and gay!"

      Anyone want to complete the filk?

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    2. Re:C3P0 in Tights? by CoderBob · · Score: 1

      Winter, for Jedi, and Luke!

    3. Re:C3P0 in Tights? by Eccles · · Score: 1

      Clonetrooper:
      I was born on Geonosis, that's why they call me Cody!

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  23. MIT?! by richdun · · Score: 4, Funny

    A Star Wars musical and a study on tin foil hats. Why do I keep seeing a major technological university jumping a shark in my head?

  24. Shouldn't You (MIT) Kids Be in Class? by nekoniku · · Score: 4, Funny

    First the Foil Hat Study and now this. Sheesh!

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    1. Re:Shouldn't You (MIT) Kids Be in Class? by dr_dank · · Score: 3, Funny

      No kidding, between this and seeing all the tremendously elaborate pranks in NightWork, I'm starting to think that the greatest prank that MIT ever pulled was convincing the world that they have actual classes going on.

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  25. How little will it include? by LoverOfJoy · · Score: 1

    A musical covering 3 episodes? Either it's really long or it only barely covers the highlights.

    1. Re:How little will it include? by Se7enLC · · Score: 2, Interesting

      How much ground did the first 3 movies really cover? You can condense an awful lot into a few well-worded songs...

    2. Re:How little will it include? by belg4mit · · Score: 1

      It's 3 hours. They did episode 4 (Han shot first, probably 90 minutes long)
      a few years ago: http://www-tech.mit.edu/V123/N1/star_wars.1a.html

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    3. Re:How little will it include? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A long, long time ago
      In a galaxy far away
      Naboo was under an attack
      And I thought me and Qui-Gon Jinn
      Could talk the federation in
      To maybe cutting them a little slack
      But their response, it didn't thrill us
      They locked the doors and tried to kill us
      We escaped from that gas
      Then met Jar Jar and Boss Nass
      We took a bongo from the scene
      And we went to Theed to see the Queen
      We all wound up on Tatooine
      That's where we found this boy...

      Oh my my this here Anakin guy
      May be Vader someday later - now he's just a small fry
      And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
      Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"
      "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi" ...

  26. DECENT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have the decentsy to actually know how to spell decency. Fucking Slash-dotheads.

  27. Old website with video from an earlier version by CuriousKangaroo · · Score: 2, Interesting

    There was a website a few years ago from a group of students who did a musical version of the original Star Wars in high school. They had online video and audio clips and it looked pretty funny/good. It was also based on rewriting the lyrics for songs from existing musicals (e.g. Andrew Lloyd Weber, etc).

    It was performed May 24 and 25 (in 1996) at the Palos Verdes Peninsula High School Performing Arts Center in Rolling Hills, California. Book and Lyrics by Kevin Bayuk, Garrin Hajeian, and John Zuckerman.

    I still have an archived copy of the site, including media files.

    Here's the wayback machine link: http://web.archive.org/web/19990218201534/newdream .net/StarWars/.

    I'm assuming this new version is unrelated.

    1. Re:Old website with video from an earlier version by CuriousKangaroo · · Score: 1

      A bit of Googling and I found the lyrics (to this older version)!

      http://libretto.musicals.ru/text.php?textid=324&la nguage=1

    2. Re:Old website with video from an earlier version by CuriousKangaroo · · Score: 1

      Ok, sorry for so many follow ups. Last one from me.

      Here's an article about this older Star Wars Musical (with a few photos)...

      http://www.insidebaltimore.com/starwars/copy/starw arsmusical.shtml

    3. Re:Old website with video from an earlier version by TheoMurpse · · Score: 1

      That link to the Wayback Machine doesn't exactly have anything there (aside from the main page). Why don't you torrent the media and put the link up for all to see?

  28. Re:Nice.... tell everyone to do something illegal. by courtarro · · Score: 1

    I can't believe you're not concerned about the chatspeak that's leaking into the editorial: "...even tho the music credits..." It's one thing to have the summary go unchecked, but I think CmdrTaco just regressed 10 years.

  29. Question... by MightyMait · · Score: 1

    So, in this production, does Han shoot first?

    Also, will they be re-staging the production every few years as stage effects technology improves?

    I guess they beat Lucas to the 3-D version of Star Wars!!!

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    1. Re:Question... by eggoeater · · Score: 1
      So, in this production, does Han shoot first?


      Wow...they should devote an entire song about that!

      (music)
      HAN: I shot first... I'm a bad bad dude.... I shot first.
      (other characters in saloon singing back up)
      He shot first,shot first... He shot first, shot first...
      etc


    2. Re:Question... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course! (I worked on last year's Ep. 4 version.)

  30. Kill me now... by UberHoser · · Score: 0

    Please... ok hell just froze over, I see pigs flying and my ex just walked in.. Wht is next, the musical version of Ishtar ??????

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  31. Re:Nice.... tell everyone to do something illegal. by geeber · · Score: 2, Funny

    What you may fail to realize is that "decentsy" is comes from the old English phrase "docent-sty" which neans, roughly, "the pain of being taught a lesson." So I believe Taco was actually advocating against taking a camera into the play.

    Either that, or he is just a crappy speller with a poor sense of humor.

  32. Re:Nice.... tell everyone to do something illegal. by voice_of_all_reason · · Score: 0

    You can't "steal" a play. There's no such thing as copyright on a performance. Physical objects, yes. Ideas/concepts, grudgingly yes. They could copyright the script, and maybe get away with "A method of dancing in tune to the music of Star Wars", but not the play. Said video would be the only example of the content in existence. Therefore, the pirate would technically be able to copyright it first.

  33. Re:Slashdot Medley by dr_dank · · Score: 4, Funny

    Hit it maestro!

    Dupe dupity, dupe dupity, dupe dupe, dupe-e

    This slashdot story is familar to me!

    [tempo change]

    I've got a wish thats bona fide

    I want Natalie Portman petrafied

    Petrafied and covered in hot grits!

    Grits grits grits

    from her elbows to her tits

    Grits grits grits

    I swear to God, you insensitive clod

    I'm begging on my knees for a Beowulf cluster of these

    HOT GRITS!

    [tempo change]

    In Soviet Russia....
    [grandiose piano]
    In Soviet Russia...
    [grandiose piano]
    Yakov says its opposite
    I don't understand it
    In Soviet Russia
    MUSICAL...
    SINGS...
    YOU!

    Cha cha ha!

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  34. News for Nerds indeed... by joetheappleguy · · Score: 5, Funny

    This "event" has the destructive potential of 10 Megdorks. (The first GenCon had an effect of 8.5 Megadorks) - Only a Linucon or a Furvert convention is deadlier.

    Both girls tentatively scheduled to attend refused comment.

    1. Re:News for Nerds indeed... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nice assumption. All the girls I know working on the show are having an amazing time, apart from the stress of prod week. (I'm not in town anymore, but for this I wish I were - I worked on the last one.) Yeah, it's dorky. How else could it be this much fun?

    2. Re:News for Nerds indeed... by xiphmont · · Score: 1

      > Both girls tentatively scheduled to attend refused comment.

      You haven't looked around recently have you? MIT is half women, just as nerdy as the men... Our audiences for SWME last time were pretty much half and half and the cast/crew is more than half women.

      I know, I know, now your joke sucks even more. Sorry ;-)

      Monty

    3. Re:News for Nerds indeed... by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 1
      Only a Linucon or a Furvert convention is deadlier.

      No, nothing tops the sheer dorkage destruction potential of an anime cosplay convention.

      And the furvert special interest section of an anime cosplay convention holding a Linux seminar? Instant dork singularity.

    4. Re:News for Nerds indeed... by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 1
      You haven't looked around recently have you? MIT is half women, just as nerdy as the men...

      Oh, god! Now you're mixing equal parts of dork and antidork. You're just asking for a thermostellar cataclysm!

  35. Re:Disturbing... by courtarro · · Score: 1

    Are you alluding to the musical or the summary?

  36. Re:Slashdot Medley by AKAImBatman · · Score: 1

    * At the end of the number, a man jumps out on stage.

    "Why, you must be new here!"

  37. Lord Vader will NOT be pleased! by digitaldc · · Score: 1

    The Empire will not be ridiculed or parodied by any being in any galaxy. This is a disgrace to the Sith and all it stands for.
    This must be some kind of Rebel plot to besmirch the Empire.

    The Death Star III will soon be positioned in the Earth's solar system and it will not be 'set to stun.'

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  38. Give credit where credit is due... by JonLatane · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    I can understand anyone's reservations about Elton John being involved in this. He's definitely past his prime when it comes to writing music. But Andrew Lloyd Webber? This guy wrote the music for Phantom of the Opera, Cats, Jesus Christ Superstar and many many others. The man's a freaking genius.

    1. Re:Give credit where credit is due... by 7Prime · · Score: 1

      Hold the phone, you say "Cats" like that's a good thing!

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  39. Re:Nice.... tell everyone to do something illegal. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    Not quite, dramatic performances (such as plays) can be copyrighted. See http://www.copyright.gov/circs/circ1.html#wwp

  40. Already have my tickets. by Firewalk · · Score: 1

    Oddly enough, I already have tickets for this. Several close friends are directly involved with the project and we're flying up to see it Saturday night.

  41. Re:Nice.... tell everyone to do something illegal. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Stuff it.

  42. Re:From the fine article... by davidsyes · · Score: 1

    How about making those "tap dancing" storm troopers into "River Troops"? Yeh, River-Dancin' Stormtroopers with those tough boots of theirs they can probably tear up the dance floor something fierce.

    A nice touch might be to put laser reflectors on their knees so that the light bounces all over the ceiling. Maybe the audience will need welders' googles or UV lenses or such to protect themselves from laser dazzling.... while Yoda yodles and Chewie chews...

    Now, just mix Yoda with BlueMan. Wait, not, put Chewie with Blueman... When he's done eating them, they can be Capsicum Blue

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  43. Re:Nice.... tell everyone to do something illegal. by Woldry · · Score: 1

    Er ... IANAL, but I do a lot of theater. Performances are indeed copyrightable. What's more, most scripts and scores give permission for performance but expressly not for recording of the performance. To violate that provision is to violate the rights of the holder of the copyright to the script and score.

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  44. Try matrix as well by coolphysco1010 · · Score: 1

    think of matrix musical drama lol.. neo agents chasing neo with a symphony background

  45. Explanation for those who didn't get it: by rdoger6424 · · Score: 1

    Sony has been under recent controversy about a rootkit (A form of Spyware/Trojan horses) that hides all files from windows that start with $sys$. Mac and Linux users are not affected by this.

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  46. clone source by forgetmenot · · Score: 1

    I guess in this version Jango Fett was the space traveling alter-ego of Fred Astaire.

  47. MIT's on a roll by OriginalCaptHero · · Score: 1

    What's up with MIT? First they release a study about the effects of tin foil hats on government signals, and now they are making a production with Darth Vader singing. ...maybe it's something in the water....

    1. Re:MIT's on a roll by technoextreme · · Score: 1
      What's up with MIT? First they release a study about the effects of tin foil hats on government signals, and now they are making a production with Darth Vader singing. ...maybe it's something in the water....
      Don't forget the death ray. Yeah. I remember walking into the MIT campus one day and watching a bunch of students ride unicycles. I was happy that there was someone more eccentric than myself. Then again I was walking from http://www.roboevent.com/ so the two sort of cancel each other out.
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  48. MOD PARENT UP by CoffeeJedi · · Score: 1

    cool thanks! I remember that site from way back, too bad the wayback machine doesn't have anything past the first page.

    I think using the song tunes and changing the lyrics might fall under parody laws, so they didnt have to pay royalties. Who knows, maybe one of the kids who helped write that musical simply brought it with him to college and they're performing the same show.

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  49. Re:Nice.... tell everyone to do something illegal. by SquadBoy · · Score: 5, Insightful

    pkg_add sense_of_humour

    Come on it was clearly a joke.

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  50. Star Wars Macbeth. by Loether · · Score: 1

    In high school I was part of production of Macbeth set to a Star Wars theme. We had plastic light sabers and a storm trooper with a white bike helmet and cardboard armor.

    I had one line. "Thou liest, thou shag-ear'd villain!" then I got a light saber to the ribs.

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    1. Re:Star Wars Macbeth. by CoffeeJedi · · Score: 1

      serves you right!
      messin' with them shag eared villains.... man... stay away from those guys

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  51. Re:Slashdot Medley by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    * At the end of the number, a man jumps out on stage.

    "Why, you must be new here!"

    And then a guy in the audience jumps up and shouts "No! I'm New Here!"

  52. its the MITichlorians in the water, dangit! by digitaldc · · Score: 4, Funny

    MITichlorians are everywhere these days

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  53. A tie? by Idontpostmuch · · Score: 1

    A tie between Episode 1 and episode 4.5?

    In my mind, there is no tie. Jar jar sucked, but.... Life day? Bea Arthur? Jefferson Starship?

  54. the worst Star Wars related thing out there by mah! · · Score: 1
    the worst Star Wars related thing out there (currently a tie between the Christmas Special and Episode I)

    more like a tie between either one of Ep.I - Ep.II - Ep.III ...

  55. Re:Nice.... tell everyone to do something illegal. by FortKnox · · Score: 3, Interesting

    After about 6 edits once it hit the front page, yes, it does hint that it may be a joke (still isn't very clear, imho). The first iterations, though, do not (the sentence was what I originally quoted).

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  56. How is this different? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    singing Ewoks

    So basically, no changes were necessary to the ROTJ portion.

  57. Episode 1 Trashing by l33td00d42 · · Score: 1
    I don't care what you guys think. I liked Episode 1--much more than episode 2 and about the same as episode 3. So far, Phantom Menace is the only one I own.

    Jar-jar doesn't bother me and Padme is HOT.

    1. Re:Episode 1 Trashing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thanks, someone else who's SANE in here.

      Episode 1 was nothing amazing, but it's head and shoulders over the pure tripe that was Episode 2. I thought Ep 1 was OK, slightly sub-par, then Ep 2 came out. I thought it *had* to get better. Boy was I wrong.

      Episode 2 is so painful that I can't even begin to describe my loathing for it. There's so much bad chemistry between Annikin and ObiWan on top of the lack of chemistry between Padme and Annikin. Then there's that piss-poor asteroid scene. Then there's the piss-poor droid-assembly-line scene. The final battle is *visually* impressive but left a horrible taste in my mouth (too drawn out, felt like the sequence should end about 4 times while it plays out, characters arrive in contrived fashion again and again).

      Really, Ep 2 was terrible. Just terrible. I walked out of Episode 1 happy. That happiness would be reduced with further viewings, but it has never completely left me. Ep 2 made me angry the first time I saw it and I couldn't even bring myself to finish watching it a second time. FWIW, I don't mind Ep 3, but that's another discussion altogether.

  58. Zoom! by mockchoi · · Score: 1

    And that was the sound of the point flying over your head.

  59. The worst? by Yirimyah · · Score: 1

    "There's no way it can be the worst Star Wars related thing out there (currently a tie between the Christmas Special and Episode I)" Someone hasn't ever had to read the Star Wars books by R.A. Salvatore.

  60. Star Wars Christmas Special by hode · · Score: 1

    Star Wars Christmas Special

    In case you're like me and have never heard of it.

  61. Why the Ep.1 HAET? by Norfair · · Score: 1

    I mean, yeah, it had Jar-Jar, but come on, Neeson kept some of the old SW spirit. Shame, Lucas being Lucas, he just had to go and kill off the best character in the prequel trilogy.

  62. oof! by jm007 · · Score: 5, Funny

    "... tap-dancing stormtroopers, singing Ewoks, etc."

    Forget about Han or Greedo, it will be the audience that shoots first.

  63. Bust a move, I have already done (spoiler alert) by Prince+Vegeta+SSJ4 · · Score: 1

    Hell YODA is already getting down, why not the entire cast.

  64. Vader by Tashmire · · Score: 0

    They should make Vader gansta rap. Maybe Darth and Luke can "Battle" 8 mile style.

  65. Re:Nice.... tell everyone to do something illegal. by voice_of_all_reason · · Score: 1

    Hmm, correct you are (maybe?)

    Several categories of material are generally not eligible for federal copyright protection. These include among others:

    Works that have not been fixed in a tangible form of expression (for example, choreographic works that have not been notated or recorded, or improvisational speeches or performances that have not been written or recorded)


    I dunno the exact definition of "notated". Could be the script.

    But still, the copyright is held by Lucas. They can't copyright their play, even if he gives them liscence to use it for the performance, right? For example, Lucas gave permission for Taco Bell and Burger King to make trinkets for the happy meals. I doubt the fast food chain could sue if you decided to bootleg Obi-wan mugs or Artoo action figures.

  66. When I was a lad, "Star Wars" did not mean "Suck" by xxxJonBoyxxx · · Score: 1

    When I was a lad, "Star Wars" did not automatically mean "Whatever This Name Is Attached To Sucks". After the new movies, a crappy MMORPG flogged here earlier today and now a foppish musical, I'm almost embarrassed to admit I ever owned a plastic Tie Fighter.

  67. HUH!!! by TheZorch · · Score: 1

    R.A. Salvatore wrote some Star Wars novels!?

    My absolute FAVORITEST D&D NOVEL AUTHOR of all time wrote Star Wars novels!?

    He did an excellent job on the Dark Elf and Icewind Dale novels, not to mention all of the other Drizzt novels. How could he NOT do a good Star Wars novel?

    Please elaborate...why weren't they any good?

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  68. PLEASE! by operagost · · Score: 1

    You all know as well as I do that comparing the absurd Christmas Special to Episode I is shameless trolling. It's truly embarrassing to see it on the front page of Slashdot. I mean, did Episode I have Bea Arthur, wookie porn or Jefferson Starship? I think not. I'd take fifteen Jar-Jars over wookie porn.

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    1. Re:PLEASE! by no_pets · · Score: 0

      You've obviously never seen wookie on ewok action before.

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  69. Re:"currently a tie between the Christmas Special. by size1one · · Score: 1
  70. An interesting advance in technology by LukaFox · · Score: 1
    From the article: "Ciborowski, who wields a working light saber, is most enthusiastic..." (emphasis added)

    If this is true, then I'm surprised the "working light saber" story hasn't been on Slashdot yet.

    1. Re:An interesting advance in technology by Se7enLC · · Score: 1

      It's working in the sense that it lights up and makes light sabre noises. It isn't actually powered by The Force and have the ability to cut anything. From looking at it, I'd guess it's a plastic tube with some kind of colored lamps/leds inside.

  71. Pick your poison by technoextreme · · Score: 1
    There's no way it can be the worst Star Wars related thing out there (currently a tie between the Christmas Special and Episode I) even tho the music credits list Elton John and Andrew Loyd Webber along side John Williams.
    Pick your poison. One man preformance of Star Wars or Star Wars Musical. Both of which are being shown in Boston around the same time.
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  72. Re:Nice.... tell everyone to do something illegal. by tomhudson · · Score: 1

    Works that have not been fixed in a tangible form of expression (for example, choreographic works that have not been notated or recorded, or improvisational speeches or performances that have not been written or recorded

    I should imagine they're working from a script, rather than doing an improv.

  73. My eyes hurt! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I hate to be a spelling/grammar nazi, but are there 3rd graders posting now? "decentsy", "stealth" (it is a noun not a verb), "even tho", etc.

    (No, I'm not new around here, but last time I checked I thought we had at least 4th graders writing or stoned monkeys pounding on keyboards to create this stuff. It seems to be getting worse.)

  74. Review from the last run by AEton · · Score: 2, Informative

    See also The MIT Tech's review of the 2003 staging of this musical.

    One thing the Tech review doesn't mention is Darth Vader in heels. (No, not those kinds of heels. But, boy, I was all excited for a minute when the costumer mentioned that detail.)

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  75. Greedo shoots first by xiphmont · · Score: 1

    > So, in this production, does Han shoot first?

    *NO*. Everyone involved is agreed on that :-)

    Monty

    (who was the sound engineer for the first two times we did Star Wars Musical Edition. This is actually the third Star Wars musical the troupe is putting on.)

    1. Re:Greedo shoots first by Se7enLC · · Score: 1

      really? the script looks like it has Han shooting first in this one. I'd tell the circumstances surrounding this shot, but I don't want to ruin it.

      Jeff

      (the trumpet)

    2. Re:Greedo shoots first by xiphmont · · Score: 1

      OOPS. Complete idiot braino on my part! Argh, of course Han shoots first.

      I need to go crawl under my rock^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^Hget back to work now.

      Monty

  76. It's been done before. by Comboman · · Score: 1

    Mad Magazine did a musical version of Star Wars about 27 years ago. It was called "The Force and I" and is in the December 1978 issue (#203) for those with the collection on CD (or hardcopy).

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  77. It's even worse that that by xiphmont · · Score: 1

    Not only does it have a tapdancing Stormtrooper line, it's done to a burlesque version of the Imperial March ;-)

    Monty

  78. Mark Hamill on the muppet show. by Loether · · Score: 1

    Did anyone else see Mark Hamill guest star on the muppet show. Now that somehow was a new low...

    http://www.lucasfan.com/swtv/muppets.html

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  79. same people did A New Hope already... it was great by johnpaul191 · · Score: 2, Informative

    they did it a few years ago, and again this past summer at a Star Wars convention. i saw it on MIT campus, and it was amazing. this time they are combining the original three films into a roughly three hour production.

    here's a link to the group that is putting it on: http://web.mit.edu/mtg/www/

  80. Gimme that Star Wars Religion by fm6 · · Score: 1
    "Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones" was not only the worst Star Wars related thing ever made, it's one of the worst movies of all time, sci-fi or otherwise.
    Oh please. Yes, it was ineptly made. But it doesn't even rate in the top (or should I say bottom?) 100 Bad Movies of All Time. I mean there's Billy the Kid Meets Dracula, Hercules in New York, everything by Russ Meyer, everything starring Chesty Morgan, any movie with singing cowboys...

    I guess I have some perspective, because I never thought the eps 4 and 5 were more than OK — and I hated ep 6, which seemed to have every "evil overlord" cliche in the book. Which puts me in a position to say: Get a life! Just as Gene Roddenbery wasn't the great seer of the 60s, George Lucas wasn't the great auteur of the 70s. He was just another film school hack who lucked into a set of recycled cliches that tapped into an underfed need for fantasy. The fact that the last three movies were bad wasn't some grand betrayal — it was just the late work of a has-been film-maker who never had that much imagination or creativity to begin with.

    1. Re:Gimme that Star Wars Religion by Golias · · Score: 1

      I kind of enjoyed Hurcules in New York. Ditto the Russ Meyer films, which are so bad they are good.

      But you really established yourself as an adversary when you chose to disrespect the singing cowboy movies. For shame!

      Attack of the Clones was not "so bad it's good." It went past merely bad, past unintentionally campy, past shockingly and amusingly woeful, and into "please erase my memory of ever having seen it" territory. It was not just poorly made, it was painfully dull at every turn. I got more pleasent experiences out of my root canal surgery, and the surgery seemed to go by a whole lot quicker.

      This has nothing to do with "betrayal" of some great franchise. For most of the people who adored the original trillogy, that halo effect had already been darkened by the first prequel. If no other "Star Wars" movie had ever been made, I would have hated Episode II every bit as much. It was just flat-out crappy.

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    2. Re:Gimme that Star Wars Religion by fm6 · · Score: 1

      You didn't say E2 was "crappy", you said it was one of the worst movies ever made. That kind of silly exaggeration reeks of Obsessed Fan Betrayal.

    3. Re:Gimme that Star Wars Religion by Golias · · Score: 1

      You didn't say E2 was "crappy", you said it was one of the worst movies ever made.

      And I stand by that statement. Your attempt to site examples of worse films utterly failed. Russ Meyer!? His movies weren't very good, but I would cheerfully sit through every moment of "Beyond the Valley of the Dolls" again before even considering subjecting myself to a second viewing of even the highlights of Clones.

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    4. Re:Gimme that Star Wars Religion by Atzanteol · · Score: 1

      Sit yourself down sometime and try to get through Manos the Hands of Fate (without MST3k).

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    5. Re:Gimme that Star Wars Religion by Golias · · Score: 1

      Seen it.

      Several times.

      I could not endure a second viewing of Clones, though.

      'Nuff said.

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  81. Re:Nice.... tell everyone to do something illegal. by captaincucumber · · Score: 1, Troll

    spoken like someone who has truly been indoctrinated in the Religion of Intellectual Property.

    Those of us (and judging from his post, I suspect this includes CmdrTaco), who do not subscribe to your religion have less ideological views of right and wrong with respect to so called Intellectual Property. I won't try to explain it to you, that would be like trying to explain to Pat Robertson why there's nothing wrong with swear words and why it's okay for two people to live together outside of marriage. But suffice as to say that with your crazy talk you sound to me not unlike Pat Robertson when he says that hurricanes are caused by too many gays and that sort of thing.

  82. Anyone who could hold Episode I by falcon5768 · · Score: 1
    to tie with the disgrace that what the christmas special automatically proves they have never actually SEEN the Christmas Special.

    Im sorry, Episode I was the weakest of the 6, but even if it was TWICE as bad as some of you basement living geeks make it out to be, it doesnt hold a candle to the suckatude that was the Christmas Special.

    The Christmas Special even makes George LUCAS weep its so bad. THATS saying something.

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  83. decentsy by jaxu · · Score: 1

    According to google this spelling is not that uncommon...

  84. Boston Globe Article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  85. ...Working Lightsabers by Tikicult · · Score: 1, Funny

    Did you guys catch this line?

    "Ciborowski, who wields a working light saber, is most enthusiastic about the choreographed fight scenes. "They rock!" he said. A veteran performer of three dozen musicals over the past 10 years, he described "SWT: ME" as "the funniest show I have ever been in."

    They develop WORKING lightsabers at MIT and the only use that they could come up with was a musical. sheesh.

  86. Re:Nice.... tell everyone to do something illegal. by dtungsten · · Score: 1

    but since I was ignored, I will deem it fine for me to rip.


    You were probably ignored so as to add "content" to the site (i.e. you ripping about it, and the ensuing discussion).

  87. Slashdotters... by Kitsune818 · · Score: 1

    ...just don't get the idea of a "spoof" sometimes.. I highly doubt Webber, Elton John or Williams played an active role, but apparently Lucas and Anthony Daniels have already seen bits of the performance. By the way, everything is sold out except for Wednesday at 8pm.

  88. For more background on this show... by portnoy · · Score: 2, Informative

    ...visit http://www.starwarsmusicaledition.com/ This group has performed a one-episode version (just A New Hope) both at MIT and at the Celebration III convention this last April.

  89. Spoiler Alert! by Fhqwhgadss · · Score: 1

    There's been a late breaking change. The new score is composed entireley of hip-hop and gangsta rap. Once the producers saw this concept video it was too late for EJ and Webbah. Someone even leaked a recent dress rehearsal looks pretty bad-ass to me.

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  90. Re:Nice.... tell everyone to do something illegal. by FortKnox · · Score: 1

    Either this is a decent troll, or you are more close minded than you claim I am.

    I'm all for IP to be free, however, at this day and age, it is a crime. Encouraging your large audience to commit a crime isn't the answer. Encouraging your audience to write to your state lawmakers to change the laws is.

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  91. Re:Nice.... tell everyone to do something illegal. by FortKnox · · Score: 1

    touche...

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  92. This is a travesty! by DeadVulcan · · Score: 1

    I mean, seriously. How can they ruin a perfectly good musical by putting ewoks into it?

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  93. gone is the trilogy you knew... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...twisted by the dark side it has become...

  94. ****Spoiler!****Re:HUH!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    *SPOILER*

    He killed off Chewie. Thus the problem.

  95. Download it Free by TheoMurpse · · Score: 1

    I still can't believe no one has linked to Star Wars: The Musical yet. It's awesome, and freely downloadable.

    Note: this is not the MIT play, as the one I link to is only a retelling of A New Hope.

  96. This is not the first show by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This production has been put on for quite some time.

  97. But... by Premo_Maggot · · Score: 1

    even tho ....

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  98. Elton John by M.+Baranczak · · Score: 1

    You're talking about one of the best artists from the 70s here

    I'm sorry, I stopped reading your comment after I got to that bit.

  99. Re:Nice.... tell everyone to do something illegal. by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 1
    Because with no mention of a video release, that would be the only way for the masses to view it. I think you were reading a bit too much into that comment.

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  100. Re:Nice.... tell everyone to do something illegal. by adavies42 · · Score: 1

    Some would say that it is a good citizen's duty to disobey a bad law.

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  101. Re:From the fine article... by adavies42 · · Score: 1

    Have you seen the fanfilm "Sith Apprentice"? It's been done.

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  102. In other news... by AndyG314 · · Score: 1

    CalTeck will be putting on a slashdot musical

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  103. Star Wars by JohnLeFucker · · Score: 0

    isn't really very good, is it ??

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  104. Re:Nice.... tell everyone to do something illegal. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why on earth would someone need 'decency' to do something illegal like that? Why would you encourage your audience to commit crimes for your bemusment?

    Hint: not all crimes are considered to be necessarily wrong or immoral by everyone. For example: miscegenation (marrying between different "races" or ethnicities), homosexuality, marijuana use, alcohol consumption, and copyright infringement have all been considered to be illegal in at least one juridiction for at least some period of time. However, for each of these examples, there are actually some people who do not think that the listed is activity is necessarily wrong just because it is a crime. Others take the radical view that instead of trying to decide "right" and "wrong" for everybody, the law should instead simply insure that the rights of citizens are not infringed.

  105. Apparently? by ScottyB · · Score: 1

    "Apparently tickets are available..."

    I think he meant "Obviously."

  106. Springtime for who... by Nom+du+Keyboard · · Score: 1
    There will be tap-dancing stormtroopers, singing Ewoks, etc.

    Sounds like "Springtime for Hitler" with different costumes. :^)

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  107. Really bad projects by ianmalcm · · Score: 1
    There's no way it can be the worst Star Wars related thing out there (currently a tie between the Christmas Special and Episode I)

    Its quite possible, based on this IGN review, that Star Wait can be added to the list of really bad Star Wars related things.

  108. Star Wars: The Opera by TheMCP · · Score: 1

    It's not like this is anything new. I was asked to costume "Star Wars: The Opera" years ago (I declined, too busy) by a friend who sang the part of Obiwan.

  109. MIT Theater Tech Department by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Only at MIT would this quote actually be credible:
    Ciborowski, who wields a working light saber...
  110. Have you seen R2 fight? by /dev/trash · · Score: 1

    I'd not wanna mess with him.

  111. And this proves my theory by Psx29 · · Score: 1

    Anything worth a damn will become a musical someday.

  112. And this is the extended version! by Kelson · · Score: 1

    If these are the same people who worked on the show I heard about last year -- and Modesto tracks with that -- this show started out as a musical of the just original film.

    Unfortunately the only title I can remember hearing is "Don't Cry For Me, Princess Leia."

  113. Re:Slashdot Medley by BlackSabbath · · Score: 1

    Great. My keyboard is now covered in nasally recycled coca-cola.

    That was the funniest thing I've read in ages. And for some reason I "heard" it in Billy Crystal's voice.

  114. No, Episode III was the worst by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sorry, but I'm going to go out on a limb and say Episode III was the worst thing for the Star Wars Franchise.

  115. What the .... by Agarax · · Score: 1

    Holy Shit

    That goe's beyond amazing.

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  116. Re:Nice.... tell everyone to do something illegal. by bombadier_beetle · · Score: 1

    Then please don't complain when I slice your heart out with a glass knife and offer it to my gods. I'm Mayan, you see, and for me it's the "right" thing to do.

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  117. Hey, it might have a shot at the Tony by oncebitten · · Score: 1

    if they moved it to Broadway. Considering the trend to make movies/books into musicals that's there right now.

    To wit, the following musicals are currently showing or coming to the great white way (courtesy of Broadway.com:

    Lestat (based upon Anne Rice's "The Vampire Lestat")
    Spamalot (based upon "Monty Python and the Holy Grail")
    The Color Purple (guaranteed to win some Tony's because Oprah's backing it)
    Dirty Rotten Scoundrels
    The Producers (yes, I know it's about backing a failing musical, but come on)
    Wicked (from the book of the same name).

    So, why not a musical based upon Star Wars?

  118. Re:Nice.... tell everyone to do something illegal. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Note the part where I said, Others take the radical view that instead of trying to decide "right" and "wrong" for everybody, the law should instead simply insure that the rights of citizens are not infringed.

  119. Re:Slashdot Medley by Fnkmaster · · Score: 1

    And what do you call this act?

    The Aristocrats!

  120. Re:Nice.... tell everyone to do something illegal. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    and that's relevant how?

    You think getting paid for what you made (heh, rhymes) is a bad thing?

  121. Re:Nice.... tell everyone to do something illegal. by captaincucumber · · Score: 1

    In the history of this country has anything truly been changed by people writing letters to their lawmakers?

    I've written plenty of those letters, nobody reads them (okay, somebody reads them and sends back a worthless form letter). It changes nothing.

    I also donate to the EFF.

    In the meantime I chose to live in the real world, not the world defined by the RIAA and MPAA, and in that world no one feels particularly bad downloading a video of a performance of a Star Wars-themed musical, and no one feels that they should tread lightly around encouraging others to do the same.

    If we let the RIAA and MPAA define how this world is with the laws that they've purchased, if we all refrain from listening to any mp3s that might be pirated, if we delete mp3s from our computer upon losing the CD that we ripped it from, if we wait for the Desperate Housewives season 2 DVD rather than downloading missed episodes, and we all step very carefully and never break any of these ridiculous rules, and just write letters to lawmakers that nobody really reads, pretty soon that becomes normal and accepted, and the laws get harsher and more absurd.

    That's my take anyway, and I don't mind burning up some of my karma to say so.