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SCO Legally Assaults PJ of Groklaw

Litigious Bastards writes "SCO has just filed court papers saying that they were unable to subpoena PJ of Groklaw. While they apparently sent their crack team of process servers out looking for random people named Pamela Jones, it would appear that they were unable to locate the bright yellow envelope labeled 'Email PJ' on the Groklaw website to ask for directions to serve her in person. They're once again accusing her of working for IBM or Novell, and Groklaw is now hosting over 20 documents PJ claims were planted in the media in an effort to discredit her. As she says, 'And so the stupidest lawsuit in the history of the world just got stupider. And a whole lot meaner.'"

340 comments

  1. Legally assaults? by Askmum · · Score: 5, Funny

    I wasn't aware of the fact that assault was legal in the US.

    SCNR

    1. Re:Legally assaults? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Only if you hit someone with a lawyer.

    2. Re:Legally assaults? by Ellis+D.+Tripp · · Score: 5, Funny

      Or you are the VP, on a hunting trip...

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    3. Re:Legally assaults? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      Or a Kennedy driving drunk, at night...

    4. Re:Legally assaults? by mlwmohawk · · Score: 1

      You can't assault someone with a lawyer, everyone knows sh&^%t only smells bad.

    5. Re:Legally assaults? by imikem · · Score: 1, Funny

      Cool. An actual use for lawyers has been found. "Legal Assaulted" is a perfect premise for a show on Spike or G4 cable channels. /me runs to copyright the idea.

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    6. Re:Legally assaults? by MBGMorden · · Score: 2, Funny

      I can just see the commercial now. Guy in a 3 piece suit with a red headband tied on: Webster, Webster, & Cohen. Our Kung-fu is strong. Just pick a target and we'll beat the ever loving sh*t out of him, legally!

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    7. Re:Legally assaults? by AndersOSU · · Score: 3, Informative

      Or at 10AM for that matter

    8. Re:Legally assaults? by smittyoneeach · · Score: 2, Funny

      Oh, the barristerial battery of it all...

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    9. Re:Legally assaults? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought using airborne chairs was legal too.

      What? They're not? Well, they should be.

    10. Re:Legally assaults? by mikael · · Score: 2, Funny

      They are, but you need a lot of practise.

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    11. Re:Legally assaults? by buddhahat · · Score: 1

      I guess they threw the book at her.

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    12. Re:Legally assaults? by TheGavster · · Score: 1

      Or high on prescription drugs.

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    13. Re:Legally assaults? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Or Laura Bush driving drunk, at night...

    14. Re:Legally assaults? by HermMunster · · Score: 1

      This is nothing more than harassment. They are trying to teach her a lesson. It is simply the lawyers trying to prove they are superior.

      Bottom line, SCO has lost and are lost.

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    15. Re:Legally assaults? by sumdumass · · Score: 0

      You know, They apply modern ballistics and forensics to the documented details of Kennedy's accident. The estimate he was going anywhere between 80 to 90 miles an hour when it occurred.

      Evidently, that is the amount of force required to knock her panties off and put the in the glove box.

  2. I've heard... by Cytlid · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... that they're also looking for an elusive character to subpoena, his name is "Honest Truth".

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    1. Re:I've heard... by physicsboy500 · · Score: 5, Funny

      ... that they're also looking for an elusive character to subpoena, his name is "Honest Truth".

      that's funny... I thought they were trying to avoid him

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    2. Re:I've heard... by Vengeance · · Score: 5, Funny

      Actually, they keep running smack up against the guy, but never recognize him when they see him.

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    3. Re:I've heard... by Stanistani · · Score: 4, Funny

      Psst! He's hiding in a locked filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying 'Beware of the Leopard'

    4. Re:I've heard... by spun · · Score: 4, Funny

      I'm guessing that's because their "crack teams" are using actual crack.

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    5. Re:I've heard... by _Sprocket_ · · Score: 3, Funny

      I would imagine they have no use for Honest Truth. However, Daryl has been overheard to say he would like some "individuals of interest" added to the case... namely Waldo and Carmen Sandiego. SCOg's lawyers figured PJ was more or less the same thing to them.

    6. Re:I've heard... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Having failed that they are now trying to suppress his testimony.

    7. Re:I've heard... by VWJedi · · Score: 1

      Make sure you take your flashlight. The lights have gone out.

    8. Re:I've heard... by Brian+the+Bold · · Score: 1

      And that's why Linus describes SCO as the Smoking Crack Organisation...

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    9. Re:I've heard... by Jesus_666 · · Score: 1

      So when Leopard finally comes out we can go and visit that guy, right?

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    10. Re:I've heard... by couchslug · · Score: 2, Funny

      Actual "Plumbers Crack" is more like it.

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    11. Re:I've heard... by Lijemo · · Score: 1

      {Obligitory} So have the stairs. {/Obligitory}

    12. Re:I've heard... by VWJedi · · Score: 1

      I was worried no one would get that.

      And now I must say, "So long... and thanks for all the fish!"

    13. Re:I've heard... by adrianbaugh · · Score: 1

      Any time now the Vogon fleet will be along to build an interstellar bypass right through Utah...

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    14. Re:I've heard... by Lijemo · · Score: 1

      "We apologise for the inconvenience" ;)

    15. Re:I've heard... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The name of the enemy is not Daryl. It is Darl. Darl McBride.

  3. SCO still exists? by MarkByers · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I'd have thought SCO would be bust by now, given the amount of money they must be spending on lawyers, and on how fast their customers must be running from them. Does anyone how they are still able to make money?

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    1. Re:SCO still exists? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Simple. Microsoft is helping them out.

    2. Re:SCO still exists? by jhfry · · Score: 2, Insightful

      There are nefarious groups in the world that would like to see SCO win and put Linux back into obscurity. Ironically, this case has had exactly the opposite effect that they intended.

      It's shed light on the ridiculousness of software patents, and brought clarity to copyright law. Additionally it's shown that there are companies who are willing to stand up for Free Software, even at great expense.

      I think those who have funneled money into SCO all deserve a round of applause for helping to validate Free Software!

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    3. Re:SCO still exists? by Antique+Geekmeister · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It's a shame that groklaw.net seems off-line right now. Look for the records there on how Microsoft is helping keep SCO afloat by sponsoring "partnerships" with other Microsoft companies. It's also amusing how the money is just enough to keep SCO afloat: this weakens Linux with all the nonsense being spewed by SCO, but also keeps SCO from being able to do useful work with their own UNIX licenses.

      It's certainly more desirable for Microsoft to interfere with both markets than to help either side win.

    4. Re:SCO still exists? by sconeu · · Score: 1

      The odds are that the reason that they're off line is because they're Slashdotted.

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    5. Re:SCO still exists? by Mr.+Underbridge · · Score: 4, Informative

      It's shed light on the ridiculousness of software patents

      On the contrary, it's shown that the system, slow as it is, at least works reasonably. They abandoned the lame-o patent claims long ago when it became clear they weren't winning them. Not to mention which, no software patents were never declared invalid in this case; rather, it simply became clear that SCO's interpretation of the licenses was retarded. In that sense, the patent claims were a matter of contract law, which was what was in fact disputed. Since then, this has become purlely a copyright case, and they're obviously losing that too.

      and brought clarity to copyright law.

      I don't know what's been clarified, other than the fact that there isn't any SCO-owned code in Linux save what they put there and has since been removed. Copyright law has always been clear with regard to this case: don't copy what isn't yours. Problem is (for SCO), IBM didn't.

      Additionally it's shown that there are companies who are willing to stand up for Free Software, even at great expense.

      I'd be wary - IBM is standing up for themselves. When they start filing amicus briefs in cases they're not involved in, that don't impact them directly, then I'll agree with that. Are they?

    6. Re:SCO still exists? by Teancum · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I would also like to point out that prior to this lawsuit that it was a common mantra of FUD that the GPL had not ever made it into court to be tested, so it was unknown what its status in court would ever hold.

      This lawsuit changed all of that, and has shown that the GPL is far stronger than ever... especially GPL v 2.0 (the 3.0 debate will open this FUD up all over again, but at least the principles have already been tested).

      Now when somebody tries to sue based on the "unconstitutionality" of the GPL or comes up with all other kinds of crazy ideas that the GPL is legal BS, you can simply show them SCO and a graph of their stock price after they filed their lawsuit, and mention that SCO is one of the most heavily shorted stocks ever in the history of NASDAQ. The only reason their price goes up at all is because people are trying to "cover" their short sell, which requires actual purchase of shares.

      Send such a graph to major investors of a company suing based on the GPL, and I'm sure they will stand up and take notice. The only possible reason to keep something like that going is if (like SCO) the investors are from other companies who don't care if the "investment" goes straight into the toilet and have other political goals in mind.

      The last word about the SCO lawsuit has yet to be written, and this is going to be very interesting where it will go once SCOX is delisted and the SEC gets into the mess. I'm sure they will at some point.

    7. Re:SCO still exists? by jhfry · · Score: 2, Informative

      it's shed light on the ridiculousness of software patents

      On the contrary, it's shown that the system, slow as it is, at least works reasonably. They abandoned the lame-o patent claims long ago when it became clear they weren't winning them. Kinda my point. They dropped the pursuit of patent claims that were no better than their copyright claims, because they realized that it's more a more difficult to fight for the patent issues. I am not saying they blew the doors wide open, but the fact that they chose the copyright fight over the patent one demonstrates that not even complete idiots will try and fight Free Software over patent issues. (exaggeration, and flaimbait I know).

      and brought clarity to copyright law.

      I don't know what's been clarified, other than the fact that there isn't any SCO-owned code in Linux save what they put there and has since been removed. Copyright law has always been clear with regard to this case: don't copy what isn't yours. Problem is (for SCO), IBM didn't. Their case with IBM has clarified how Free Software can defend itself against copyright claims, and it has also proven that GPL is a valid, trial tested, copyright license. This may seem minor, but no license is considered worth the paper it's written on until it is contested in court... same goes for contracts, waviers, etc. Without precedent, there is no way of knowing how the language will be interpreted.

      Additionally it's shown that there are companies who are willing to stand up for Free Software, even at great expense.

      I'd be wary - IBM is standing up for themselves. When they start filing amicus briefs in cases they're not involved in, that don't impact them directly, then I'll agree with that. Are they? IBM is indeed defending themselves... however I would guess that they could have settled early on and not incurred quite as much cost. However this would have set a precedent that the Free Software community could not afford. They were not the target so much as Free Software... however they were one of the few targets that would be able to pay a settlement if SCO won, and one of the few targets that might be willing to pay SCO off in a settlement agreement. Instead, IBM has chosen to stand behind Free Software, and fight the ridiculous claims of SCO. Would they step up and help if SCO had chosen a different target, I doubt it, at least not to the degree of commitment they have in this case.

      All I was saying with my post, is that this entire legal proceeding has given Free Software credibility that it lacked prior to SCO making its outlandish claims. This case could have broken the back of Linux and Free Software, given it a reputation as a bunch of thieves and hackers (with common negative connotation). This would have occurred if IBM had not chosen to fight, or had lost... so I thank IBM for their all of their efforts! And I thank SCO for picking the wrong target!
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    8. Re:SCO still exists? by init100 · · Score: 1

      They abandoned the lame-o patent claims long ago when it became clear they weren't winning them.

      Except that, as far as I can recall, SCO never included patent infringement in any of their cases. When this tirade of lawsuits started, they didn't even have any patents. I clearly remember PJs story about how SCO had been granted a patent, their first.

      The only part including patent infringement claims was IBM, in their countersuit. Those claim were later dropped.

    9. Re:SCO still exists? by RedHat+Rocky · · Score: 2, Informative

      "There are nefarious groups in the world that would like to see SCO win and put Linux back into obscurity. Ironically, this case has had exactly the opposite effect that they intended."

      To people who have a clue and pay attention, I agree.

      However, I have run into people, and I mean IT managers, directors, sysadmins, who honestly thought there was "legal problems" with that "Linux stuff".
      There was damage done with this FUD and it has not gone completely away.

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    10. Re:SCO still exists? by Intron · · Score: 1

      "I would guess that they could have settled early on and not incurred quite as much cost."

      SCO initially claimed $1 billion in damages (later increased) and the loss of IBM's Unix license. You think they should have settled?

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    11. Re:SCO still exists? by jhfry · · Score: 1

      Claimed $1 Billion IN DAMAGES is not the same as what they likely would have settled for out of court, especially if it came with IBM admitting infringement.

      I would bet that they could have settled for a few 10's of millions... but SCO is a bit out there, so who knows.

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    12. Re:SCO still exists? by jhfry · · Score: 1

      Yes, there are those who know only that there is a legal battle raging... however they are the same people who had never even heard of Linux, or wouldn't be interested in using it anyway.

      When IBM wins the case, and the major media runs a cover story about the 10+ year long, many million dollar lawsuit that shut the doors forever on SCO, and brought Linux into the world of legit software they will hear it a lot louder than if this suit never happened.

      I don't care what anyone says... the SCO lawsuit against IBM is probably the BEST thing that could have happened for the linux community and Free Software at large. Better even than having a unified package manager and hardware specs for every device ever made!

      Why? All that needed to happen to push Linux back into the dark ages is to have either the GPL deemed unenforceable and invalid, or have SCO come after some smaller and poorer players in the Linux community. With this lawsuit all but won, Free Software has earned a certain status. It's not 100% safe, but it will take far more than what SCO threw at it to bring it down now. These last few years didn't just see an reasonable increase in user base for Free Software, but it saw a many fold increase in credibility... credibility that could have been lost if SCO won their lawsuit, or had taken out other smaller players.

      Thank you again IBM!

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    13. Re:SCO still exists? by Todd+Knarr · · Score: 1

      I would guess that they could have settled early on and not incurred quite as much cost.

      This is where Darl went off the tracks too. IBM could have settled early and not have paid as much in immediate legal fees, true. But IBM calculated "cost" in a different manner. They added in the cost of all the copycat suits that'd come crawling out of the woodwork after they proved willing to pay danegeld. They also added in the cost of lost business. IBM sells heavily into the government, military and financial sectors, and not just in the US. Those sectors demand vendors who are absolutely trustworthy. A settlement with SCO would've been an admission that IBM stole SCO's code for their own benefit, and that wouldn't go over well with a lot of IBM's customers. It's not just Unix either, SCO's claims go straight to stuff IBM invented years ago and uses heavily in their mainframe systems, the heart of their business. Add in all that and fighting the case out starts to look relatively cheap.

    14. Re:SCO still exists? by jonadab · · Score: 1

      > the SCO lawsuit against IBM is probably the BEST thing that could have happened for the linux
      > community and Free Software at large.

      This may be true, but you've left out the major reason why.

      It was inevitable, given the nature of our society, that at some point somebody was going to try using the court system in much the way SCO did, in order to thwart a competitor that happened to be using open source software. There are lot of ways that could have turned out, depending on the exact nature of the situation, and who knows what precedents it might have set.

      As it stands, though, the first major high profile anti-open-source lawsuit was one where the plaintiff didn't have a case and the defendant didn't have a mind to settle. Any other intellectual property lawsuits that get filed in the future against members of the open-source community regarding their participation in the software community will have to stand on the individual merits of the situation, because the precedent from SCO vs IBM, which for the forseeable future will be the big important piece of case law related to open source software, is clearly not going to do anything much for the plaintiffs.

      In other words, it's not good that people file lawsuits, in fact that's categorically bad, but it IS good, given that lawsuits were *going* to be filed, that this particular one was the *first* major suit against someone for stuff they did in relation to open source software. Because the first suit will find strongly in favor of the defendents, future suits will have to have actual merit to have any real hope of succeeding. That's good.

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    15. Re:SCO still exists? by jhfry · · Score: 1

      Thank you for speaking my mind for me... you stated exactly what I was trying to suggest in my ramblings.

      The case is good because it sets a precedent in favor of Linux and Free Software... and lawyers and judges love precedent.

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    16. Re:SCO still exists? by BranMan · · Score: 1

      Their case with IBM has clarified how Free Software can defend itself against copyright claims, and it has also proven that GPL is a valid, trial tested, copyright license. This may seem minor, but no license is considered worth the paper it's written on until it is contested in court... same goes for contracts, waviers, etc. Without precedent, there is no way of knowing how the language will be interpreted. I really have no idea why people keep saying this - it simply is not true. Copywrite law allows you to do X with GPL software, the GPL allows you to do X + Y (where Y is modify and distribute). Any company that tries to do Y NEEDS that GPL license to be valid. If the GPL may not be valid, then that company can't do Y - at all. Most software licenses try to restrict what you can do - so if they are not valid, you win (you can do more than it says you can). The GPL license lets you do MORE - so if it's not valid, you lose (you can't do the MORE). I don't know why that distinction escapes people - it turns everything on its head. It simply cannot be contested - anyone doing so is shooting themselves in the foot. It would simply be idiotic, 'cause even if you win, you LOSE.
    17. Re:SCO still exists? by XO · · Score: 1

      No, the BEST thing that could happen to the Linux community is a coherent, powerful, and not totally resource hungry unified environment, as well as a unified software installation system.

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    18. Re:SCO still exists? by jhfry · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't do much good if the MS or SCO's of the world could destroy the product by destroying the GPL. If the GPL were ever found invalid, all of the software based upon it would be at risk.

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    19. Re:SCO still exists? by XO · · Score: 1

      The likeliness of either happening is probably rapidly approaching 0.

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    20. Re:SCO still exists? by jhfry · · Score: 1

      Indeed it is... but the concern was always there. The GPL is unique in that it is a copyleft license, and instead of restricting rights, it grants them. Copyright law, to the best of my knowledge, doesn't have any prior case law regarding some of the ideas expressed in the GPL.

      As such, there is always the fear that the license will not stand up to legal scrutiny. This is true for any legal document... which is why lawyers are well paid to draft such documents.

      A will (as in "last will and testament") is a great example of how a document, even one that the intent of the writer is clear, can be twisted to mean something completely different when reviewed by lawyers. Even a will drafted by a lawyer can be picked apart by other lawyers, sometimes resulting in the entire thing being deemed invalid and thus entire estates end up in probate and often go to someone other than the deceased intended.

      As I've said before, a legal document that hasn't been successfully tested by the courts is not worth the magnetic material it's stored on. Hell, even the US Constitution is open to interpretation.

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  4. Is there something we can do to help? by AltGrendel · · Score: 4, Funny
    Counter sue?

    Nah, I'll just call my Cousin Vinnie.

    Baseball bat and umm...

    You named SCO? I heard you're giving a friend of mine, PJ, some problems. Let's talk.

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    1. Re:Is there something we can do to help? by Hieronymus+Howard · · Score: 4, Funny

      With a username of AltGrendel, shouldn't you be getting your mother to do the dirty work?

  5. 2 people connected to the scox-scam killed already by walterbyrd · · Score: 5, Interesting

    They may have killed themselves, we really don't know. But, in a country where people are killed over parking spaces, I would be careful about seperating delusional paranoria from legitimate concern for one's safty.

  6. why would she work for IBM... she works for me :) by theonlyholle · · Score: 5, Interesting

    At least I've paid her a couple of times and I suspect others have done the same. There are some very convenient donation links on Groklaw and for every donation I have sent so far I have received a friendly "thankyou" email. But even if she *did* work for IBM, that wouldn't change the facts of the case and I would still enjoy reading the legal analysis, which is pretty sound once you take out the sometimes over the top OSS "fangirlism" that I occasionally find a bit annyoing.

  7. Re:PJ spouting hyperbole by radarjd · · Score: 1

    Agreed. Surely she could get in touch with them, right? Presumably she has nothing to hide, and could easily let SCO know "here I am, stop this nonsense". Groklaw shouldn't be about its creator.

  8. Stupidest lawsuit in history? by giafly · · Score: 5, Funny

    A Montana man has sued media giant Viacom, saying the MTV show "Jackass" plagiarized his name, infringed on the trademark and copyright of his name and defamed his good character. The plaintiff's name is Jack Ass.

    An inmate in a Virginia penitentiary has filed a lawsuit against himself, claiming that he violated his own civil rights by getting arrested.

    When fans of eating can no longer trust their cheese-covered puffs boiled in oil to be healthy, it's more than sad. It's your ticket to millions. Meredith Berkman claims the secret fat caused her "weight gain, mental anguish, outrage, and indignation."
    Nope. Not even close.
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    1. Re:Stupidest lawsuit in history? by Jaywalk · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Yeah, there are a lot of idiot lawsuits out there. But how many have gone on for four years, cost this kind of money and involved this many people? SCO sent threatening letters went to 1500 companies, sued two of their own clients and three of their former business partners. And, as is becoming increasingly clear, they really didn't have any real evidence to start with.

      Maybe you could find a suit based on a stupider premise, but I don't think anyone can beat SCO for the sheer scale of their stupidity.

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    2. Re:Stupidest lawsuit in history? by try_anything · · Score: 1

      The first two don't sound stupid. They sound like an awesome combination of a sense of humor and a lot of free time.

    3. Re:Stupidest lawsuit in history? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      filed a lawsuit against himself, claiming that he violated his own civil rights by getting arrested

      Well that offers a new outlook on the old "social contract" theory, doesn't it?

    4. Re:Stupidest lawsuit in history? by Kierthos · · Score: 2, Funny

      Hey, just because no one reads your blog is no reason to take it out on PJ.

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    5. Re:Stupidest lawsuit in history? by AndersOSU · · Score: 1

      Yeah except follow the links and and find out the third one is the only one that is likely to win.

    6. Re:Stupidest lawsuit in history? by Spacejock · · Score: 1

      Maybe someone could sue themselves for not winning the lottery, despite the fact they never bought a ticket. That'd come close.

    7. Re:Stupidest lawsuit in history? by try_anything · · Score: 1
      That lawsuit has a pretty sound basis. From the link:

      Although the nutritional information claims a serving contains 2.5 grams of fat, it actually has... 8.5 grams of fat.
      The guys getting sued clearly and drastically misrepresented their product. The legal boilerplate sounds silly, but is that really anything to be surprised about? Surely you can pull a Pythonesque sentence or two out of even the most serious case.
    8. Re:Stupidest lawsuit in history? by sconeu · · Score: 1

      So every morning this old guy goes into church, beats his breast, and proclaims, "Oh Lord! If I could only win the lottery, I would die a happy man!".

      Day after day after day... "Oh Lord...."

      Finally, one morning, he goes into church and starts his bit again, "Oh Lord! If I could only win the lottery, I would die a happy man!"

      And from the altar comes a booming voice, "SO BUY A TICKET!!!!!"

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    9. Re:Stupidest lawsuit in history? by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      My favorite -- wish I had a link, but my google-fu is lacking today -- is the woman who sued her employer for making her work with minorities, claiming that her racism was a disability and they were creating a hostile work place for her in violation of the Americans with Disabilities Act.

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    10. Re:Stupidest lawsuit in history? by Rodness · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The conspiracy theorist in me (I don't let him out much) wonders...

      This whole thing could be an elaborate Microsoft scheme to discredit Linux:

      1) Enrich Darl enough so that he won't care when his personal/corporate image is sullied (even further).
      2) Have SCO file idiotic lawsuits to try to bury IBM in shit.
      3) Have SCO maintain these lawsuits even when lack of evidence is exposed, basically displaying psychotic determination.
      4) Regardless of the outcome of the trial, dump enough money into SCO to keep it on life support so it can send the occasional threatening letters to anyone known to be using Linux.

      This could just be Microsoft throwing SCO under the bus in an attempt to spread FUD and make Linux-using companies afraid of getting sued, thus driving up their TCO, at which point MS can say "Yeah, our licensing is expensive, but do you really want to risk getting sued by SCO? They're bankrupt, they're desperate, even if you disprove their charges you'd never recover your legal expenses from them...."

    11. Re:Stupidest lawsuit in history? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not to rain on your parade, but the rest of us figured that out *years* ago...

    12. Re:Stupidest lawsuit in history? by deblau · · Score: 1
      You want to see the stupidest lawsuit involving a failure to serve process? Look no further than Mr. Gerald Mayo's lawsuit against ... wait for it ... SATAN. I quote:

      We note that the plaintiff has failed to include with his complaint the required form of instructions for the United States Marshal for directions as to service of process.
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    13. Re:Stupidest lawsuit in history? by loyukfai · · Score: 1

      Maybe it's "stupid" if you consider the case from a legal standpoint... But isn't it doubtful that successfully winning the case is really the original and foremost intent...?

  9. IANAL, but surely.... by jimicus · · Score: 5, Insightful

    1. Are you legally obliged to make it easy for someone to subpoena you? eg. by replying to an email asking for that information.
    2. Is it a particularly good idea to email an address on a website which may or may not go to the correct person asking "Hey, where do you live, we want to serve legal documents on you"?

    1. Re:IANAL, but surely.... by Billosaur · · Score: 4, Informative

      Well, this is for the New York City Civil Court (your mileage may vary), but it would seem that it is up to the server to find the person to be served. I really don't think they can legislate that the person being served make themselves more available, sonce there's no real way to know who will receive a subpoena ahead of time.

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    2. Re:IANAL, but surely.... by Planesdragon · · Score: 4, Interesting

      1. Are you legally obliged to make it easy for someone to subpoena you? eg. by replying to an email asking for that information.

      IANAL (I do have most of a Paralegal degree, sans only Ethics.)

      I am not aware of any statute that requires you to actively seek out a subpoena. However, if you do successfully avoid a subpoena, you'll just wind up with a court summons, or a warrant. Generally, if someone's subpoenaing you it's in your best interest to read that subpoena ASAP, get yourself a lawyer, and talk to the judge. Don't avoid judges; they don't like that, and you don't want to be in the court of a judge who has reason to dislike you.

    3. Re:IANAL, but surely.... by LizardKing · · Score: 5, Funny

      IANAL (I do have most of a Paralegal degree, sans only Ethics.)

      I gather that the difference between a Paralegal degree and a Lawyer one is that there isn't an Ethics course in the latter.

    4. Re:IANAL, but surely.... by Teancum · · Score: 2, Informative

      No, but there are tangible assets that can be dealt with in the case of an ISP or even a simple website. Certainly you have the domain "owner" that ought to have a legal address somewhere. You can at the very least trace the owner of the IP block, find out the ISP, subpoena billing records, and eventually trace it to the "owner" if they put something as their address for the DNS records as "somewhere on Utopia Planatia, Mars". You can be found.... although certainly it is not necessarily something easy.

      And if you are a domain owner and allowing random people to use your website without the ability to find out exactly who they are, you are setting yourself up for a liability issue on that one point alone. Again, you don't have to go out of your way to disclose exactly who everybody is, but information about an individual is often available even if the website owner is not publicly disclosing that information.

      If you are hyper-paranoid about privacy, you can connect to websites using an anonymous proxy and use a throw-away e-mail address from someplace like yahoo or hotmail where you register with fictional information. While not perfect (you are depending that the proxy logs are getting wiped regularly) it is possible. Unfortunately (or fortunate for most law enforcement types), most people are lazy and don't go through those steps. Especially if you use an on-line personna for any length of time, some personal details are going to come out one way or another.

    5. Re:IANAL, but surely.... by UnknowingFool · · Score: 5, Informative

      The first assumption here is that SCO has honestly tried to serve PJ with a competent subpoena. From what I remember about SCO and subpoenas, they have consistently delivered them to the wrong address (Chrysler), to the wrong people (Intel), had technical defects (Intel, Oracle), had procedural defects (Oracle, Intel, the Open Group), and with inadequate notice (Intel, Oracle, the Open Group).

      When the subpoenaed Chrysler, they sent it Chrysler's old corporate HQ which they moved out of years earlier. SCO sent a subpoena to Intel's legal department even though Intel had told them that they retained outside counsel for these matters, and SCO had worked with that outside counsel 45 days earlier. They send Oracle and Intel subpoenas for depositions without listing what topics to depose and wanted to take the depositions (in NY) 2000 miles from Intel's HQ (in CA). In CA where the OpenGroup, Oracle, and Intel are located, you are not allowed to drop a subpoena demanding a deposition and expect to be followed. According to rules, there must be a meet and confer with the other party (especially if they are third party to a lawsuit) to arrange these matters. When some of the procedural and technical defects were finally resolved, all three were given less than 24 notice to appear to testify about a broad number of subjects. Intel specifically objected noting that the depostion would require the appearance of 6-8 people and about a month of preparation to gather all the required documents.

      With SCO it has always been about tricks and delay.

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    6. Re:IANAL, but surely.... by AJWM · · Score: 1

      IANAL (I do have most of a Paralegal degree, sans only Ethics.)

      There's definitely a joke in there somewhere, with a straightline like that, but I haven't had enough coffee yet....

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    7. Re:IANAL, but surely.... by div_2n · · Score: 2, Insightful

      As funny as that is, it is actually quite simple. Paralegals pursue facts. Lawyers pursue victory. Facts sometimes get in the way of victory which means that if a lawyer really wants victory, that often means avoiding, distorting and conjuring up facts.

    8. Re:IANAL, but surely.... by phayes · · Score: 1

      IBM hosts grocklaw. All you'd learn by tracing grocklaw's IP is that it is hosted by IBM.

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    9. Re:IANAL, but surely.... by Dausha · · Score: 1

      "However, if you do successfully avoid a subpoena, you'll just wind up with a court summons, or a warrant."

      This is Federal Court, right? IIRC, a subpoena is only effective in the forum state, or within 100 miles of a Court in that forum state if you are not in that state. For example, the Western District of Arkansas Federal Court is in Fort Smith, which borders Oklahoma! (where the wind comes sweeping across the plains). So, you could be in Sallisaw, OK and still be subpoenaed. So, if she were in Alaska SCO could go pound sand.

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    10. Re:IANAL, but surely.... by timothy · · Score: 2, Informative

      Well, they call it "Professional Responsibility" in law school, but it boils down to an ethics course.

      Not that the ethics it teaches are especially transformative :)

      You can find the rules here: http://www.abanet.org/cpr/mrpc/mrpc_toc.html

      timothy

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    11. Re:IANAL, but surely.... by number11 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Certainly you have the domain "owner" that ought to have a legal address somewhere.

      Yup.
      >Registrant:
      >Domains by Proxy, Inc.
      >DomainsByProxy.com
      >15111 N. Hayden Rd., Ste 160, PMB 353
      >Scottsdale, Arizona 85260
      >United States

      So you need to deal with their lawyers first. That assumes that they know. The webmaster and the nameservers are in the Netherlands. But (if you do find him) I'm sure he'll be impressed by a subpoena from Utah.

    12. Re:IANAL, but surely.... by Jon_S · · Score: 1

      Maybe, but ibiblio hosts groklaw.

    13. Re:IANAL, but surely.... by gad_zuki! · · Score: 2, Informative

      Uh, ok

      Administrative Contact:
            Private, Registration GROKLAW.COM@domainsbyproxy.com
            Domains by Proxy, Inc.
            DomainsByProxy.com
            15111 N. Hayden Rd., Ste 160, PMB 353
            Scottsdale, Arizona 85260
            United States
            (480) 624-2599

      Why is groklaw so secretive? If they do end up working for IBM in any way I hope they apologize and fold up for being astrturf.

    14. Re:IANAL, but surely.... by jimicus · · Score: 1

      Assuming what you say is correct, I can only figure out two sensible explanations.

      1. SCOs lawyers are breathtakingly stupid to continually get such procedural stuff wrong.
      2. SCOs lawyers are breathtakingly clever at delaying matters by making procedural errors.

      I don't think the first is true because they seem to be very good at getting the core procedural stuff which is crucial to continuing the various cases close enough to correct that it's not been thrown out yet.

    15. Re:IANAL, but surely.... by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1

      I suspect it's all about delay and red-herrings. SCO has never really wanted to litigate this case. They probably know that they would lose but are trying every trick to avoid it. I think ultimately when it's all done, they'll use the "incompetent attorney" defense and try to get an appeal.

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    16. Re:IANAL, but surely.... by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      I am not aware of any statute that requires you to actively seek out a subpoena. However, if you do successfully avoid a subpoena, you'll just wind up with a court summons, or a warrant.

      If SCO walks into court and says "we wanted to subpoena someone, but we couldn't find them" and they prove they went to the current home when lights were on and the car was parked out front but no one answered, and they went to their work and saw them running out the back door, then I think the judge would be sympathetic. If they say "we didn't even look for them, but they didn't find us" then I expect the judge to tell them to take a flying leap. Not being found by someone that isn't looking is different than hiding from a subpoena.

    17. Re:IANAL, but surely.... by Teancum · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't complain too much about this "speedbump" service here to block all but serious enquiries about domain information. If you want to find out, you can get this information from the legal service listed on this domain registration.

      Having just made a new domain myself, there is all kinds of garbage stuff that gets sent your way in terms of junk mail and spam which goes to any information listed on the domain registration. There are very legitimate reasons beyond trying to evade the law or trying to conduct a shady business that would suggest going with a legal service like this. Privacy is the chief of them, as the DNS records, which you have demonstrated, are published in public forums.

      There is a risk to these services, however, as this sort of proxy registration now gives complete legal control over the domain to this service. If there is a billing dispute or some other problem with them, they have the upper hand to keep the domain from you until the issue is settled or it is taken to court. Think here if that company goes bankrupt.... who will own the domain at that point? Can your website be down for two to three months while you try to get the domain back? If you don't mind giving up that kind of control and you can trust the business (or the domain isn't really worth that much to you anyway), this kind of a service may be useful to you.

    18. Re:IANAL, but surely.... by iabervon · · Score: 1

      And they don't seem to have provided any evidence that they did try to serve PJ with a subpoena. They provide ample evidence that they claim to want to serve her with a subpoena, and that she knows they claim to want to serve her with a subpoena, and she and try agree that she has not actually been served with a subpoena, but there's no evidence that they actually issued a subpoena on January 30, nor that such a subpoena specified February 21, nor that she heard over any of the listed channels about the necessary information to receive a subpoena or show up for the deposition.

      And, of course, Pacer evidently hasn't seen anything in SCO v. Novell, where the subpoena would actually be from. All of the claims in this filing about PJ avoiding service are actually completely irrelevant to the motion, because this court isn't even asked to care about whether she shows up.

    19. Re:IANAL, but surely.... by Teancum · · Score: 1

      Companies like this don't hire lawyers to work for free. Of course "they know" who is paying for the domain. Either that or this is the actual owner of the domain. The company (or individual) who hired them to perform this service has certainly paid something like a credit card or check, and the invoice has gone to a legitimate address.

      While you might get away with something like this for a short time by using a stolen credit card or hiding behind some anonymizing service, you would more than likely see your domain yanked from under you if you couldn't be contacted too easily. Depending on how important it is for you to maintain the domain, that may mean something. Yanking a domain from somebody who is anonymous is very easy to accomplish, as trying to prove that you are this anonymous individual is an impossible task if you want to keep it.

    20. Re:IANAL, but surely.... by minkwe · · Score: 1

      So where was IBM when they tried to subpoena PJ back in January? Did they inform IBM then? How come they are only claiming now that the deposition should be admitted in the IBM case?

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    21. Re:IANAL, but surely.... by alexo · · Score: 1


      > you don't want to be in the court of a judge who has reason to dislike you

      Am I the only one that finds it sad that your chances of getting justice are affected by whether the judge likes you?

    22. Re:IANAL, but surely.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      trying to prove that you are this anonymous individual is an impossible

      Have you ever heard of a zero-knowledge proof? If you plan ahead, one easy way to prove you own the domain is the put a public key in the registration details. If your ownership is ever challenged, you can write a letter and sign it with the private key.

    23. Re:IANAL, but surely.... by jd · · Score: 1
      There are information brokers out there that can supply a person's real name, address, telephone number(s), credit history, credit card number(s), bank account(s), hairdresser, preferred brand of spinach... In the US, these brokers are (mostly) even legal, as there is no right of data privacy (which is one reason why the EU is so narked with them).

      If SCO actually wanted information, they'd have gone to the nearest such broker and paid them a few hundred dollars. They'd have all the information they'd want at a fraction of the cost and in a matter of a few days. In fact, the ease of obtaining personal information has been subject to numerous studies and investigations, but bugger all action has ever been taken. Nor is it likely to be. The ease of getting ammunition on political opponents is far more valuable to politicians than the risks to the population.

      The fact that SCO has made efforts to look like they're looking, but made no efforts to actually use sources likely to work, is proof enough that they don't want the results, they only want the appearance. (No, I don't like such brokers, but the fact is that they exist, and there's not a whelk's chance in a supernova that anyone can convince me SCO is avoiding them over a matter of ethics. You'd be hard-pressed to convince me anyone at SCO can spell the word.)

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    24. Re:IANAL, but surely.... by Teancum · · Score: 1

      My response to this is if you are being such a pain to the legal system that you are trying to hide nearly all proof of your existance, do you really think a judge is going to care one little bit that you can crack a public key?

      I hardly think this is ever going to work if somebody wants to yank the domain and try to do so through the court system. Mathematical games are cute for philosophical discussions, but it wouldn't reach the level of legal proof that is necessary here. And only if you did such a proof that also ended up being something of critical national security issue would a judge be likely to back down and not give the domain to any random stranger.

      Otherwise, don't try this trick if this is the only way you can offer proof of ownership over a domain. You won't win.

    25. Re:IANAL, but surely.... by ImprovOmega · · Score: 1

      I really, REALLY liked reading the transcript of Intel's lawyers showing up in court and basically telling the judge that SCO was lying through their collective teeth. Being a third party means you can take the gloves off when you're swinging back =) I bet it made IBM's lawyers feel all warm and fuzzy inside too.

  10. Re:why would she work for IBM... she works for me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    nce you take out the sometimes over the top OSS "fangirlism" that I occasionally find a bit annyoing
    So, you prefer the OSS fanboyism found on slashdot?
  11. More Trouble by BCW2 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Now PJ can file a civil claim and try to get what little is left of SCO. Better yet use discovery to find the individuals who have done this and file against them personally. Slander is possible. They have made a concerted effort to discredit her in the press and since their claims are all false it will be easy to prove. Don't sue a worthless shell, get the jerks and lighten their wallets, that will end this farce the quickest.

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    1. Re:More Trouble by mikelieman · · Score: 2, Funny

      Pierce that Corporate Veil! Yeah Baby!

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    2. Re:More Trouble by southpolesammy · · Score: 1

      There is no such thing as bad PR. In trying to discredit her, they've turned her into a rockstar. This may very well result in even more opportunities for PJ. Perhaps when she counter-sues, she should also send a thank you card.

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    3. Re:More Trouble by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Freedom of the Press, the right of the press to keep their sources secret and no telling what else is being assaulted here by way of attacking PJ and Groklaw. Therefore I think the ACLU and other interested parties should step in and file motions to quell where relevant. If Pamela Sue Jones is but a pseudonym there is ample precedent for their use in this country. These cases will be decided by judges from the evidence presented before them, regardless if SCO already been found guilty of stupidity in the court of public opinion or not.

      IANAL

    4. Re:More Trouble by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Now PJ can file a civil claim and try to get what little is left of SCO.

      Out of curiosity, what do you imagine that she would do with a smoking hole in the ground?

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    5. Re:More Trouble by UnknowingFool · · Score: 2, Informative

      Slander is possible. They have made a concerted effort to discredit her in the press and since their claims are all false it will be easy to prove. Don't sue a worthless shell, get the jerks and lighten their wallets, that will end this farce the quickest.

      You mean libel, right? According to wiki slander is a harmful statement in a transitory form, especially speech. Libel is a harmful statement in a fixed medium, especially writing but also a picture, sign, or electronic broadcast. Since SCO talked to the press (and they knew they were talking to the press), it's libel.

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    6. Re:More Trouble by BCW2 · · Score: 1

      So the legal wienies have come up with two definitions of the same thing, only the medium is different? The actual content is more important to normal people than the medium. In this case bullshit is bullshit no matter how it is delivered. Lawyers can run up bills over this kind of foolishness forever, thats why they get laws written the way they are. SCO has made this a personal attack and I just hope PJ returns the favor and goes after all the individuals, not the company.

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    7. Re:More Trouble by VWJedi · · Score: 1

      Now PJ can file a civil claim and try to get what little is left of SCO.
      Out of curiosity, what do you imagine that she would do with a smoking hole in the ground?

      Withdraw the lawsuits, fire the lawyers, sell off whatever assets SCO might have to pay off its debts, and get elected as Supreme Ruler of the World (due to overwhelming voter turnout from slashdotters).

    8. Re:More Trouble by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Since SCO talked to the press (and they knew they were talking to the press), it's libel. Actually, in this case, it's slander -- SCO talked to the press. The press printed it, so they're the ones guilty of libel, if anyone.

      Now, if SCO wrote and published such remarks in their own press releases, then that would be libel.
    9. Re:More Trouble by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm thinking that some of the lawyers on the SCO side should be disbarred. As many have pointed out, it is unlikely that there will be any assets left after the trial. Also, it would take a fair amount of resources to try and sue SCO, or any of the scum (MicroSoft) who put them up to this crap. On the other hand, I don't think it would take a lot of effort to file a formal complaint with the bar association. Even if they aren't ulimately disbarred, they could still end up in a lot of trouble, and they would hopefull end up loosing some sleep over the possible fallout. Does anyone out there know about filing this kind of complaint?

  12. OSDL funding by QuantumG · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Hmm.. Big companies give money to OSDL, who then uses it for a variety of purposes, including paying Linus' salary, and, according to SCO, funding Groklaw.

    Being a non-profit, who OSDL gives money to is public information.. so I don't really doubt SCO's claims that OSDL gave money to Groklaw. There's also some claims that the web server that Groklaw runs on is supplied by another non-profit, ibiblio.

    IBM donates to both of them.

    So yeah, sucks to be dragged into it, but when IBM says they don't give you money either directly or through a third party and they clearly do, well, hell, way to drop the ball guys.

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    1. Re:OSDL funding by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Company X funds sourceforge. Is X funding all projects that are hosted in sf?

    2. Re:OSDL funding by antiMStroll · · Score: 4, Insightful
      "So yeah, sucks to be dragged into it, but when IBM says they don't give you money either directly or through a third party and they clearly do, well, hell, way to drop the ball guys."

      Unless IBM specifically instructs OSDL to forward the donation to Groklaw, they are not 'clearly' donating money through a third party. OSDL independently chooses to use the money in that way, OSDL makes that choice. Big difference.

    3. Re:OSDL funding by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Astroturfing. Folks SCO has done this in the past and has a track record of it. Who do I trust Pamela Jones of SCO, let me think, NOT.

    4. Re:OSDL funding by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unless IBM specifically instructs OSDL to forward the donation to Groklaw, they are not 'clearly' donating money through a third party. OSDL independently chooses to use the money in that way, OSDL makes that choice. Big difference.

      Yes, however how that is perceived is not different. SCO is fighting a battle not to win in court but to cast a shadow.


      If you give money to a group known to support third group, you can be targetted as a direct supporter of the third group. Current anti-terrorism laws recognize this. So it's certainly possible to argue that the IBM case is no different. Wether or not you're right in a court of law, that will be for the judge to decide.

    5. Re:OSDL funding by QuantumG · · Score: 1

      I know it's a big difference. The point is, IBM's lawyers were asked by the court if they fund PJ, they said no. The judge asked if they fund any third party that funds PJ, they said no. They lied and SCO caught it.

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  13. Re:why would she work for IBM... she works for me by Jeff+DeMaagd · · Score: 1

    Besides, if Pamela Jones is just just an internet pseudonym for someone else, then what good would tracking down people named Pamela Jones in public records, if you already believe that.

  14. Fairly transparent what their strategy will be by Zocalo · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Clearly Groklaw is the biggest of the many sites that go over the minutae of the various SCO lawsuits, so they are probably quite correct in their assertion that it's materially impacting their business - and proves that you do indeed reap what you sow. So, SCO drags PJ into the lawsuit, probably knowing full well that it's almost certainly not going to get them anywhere legally, but that it will buy them yet more delays, something they really seem to like. IANAL, but from what I understand of US law free speech does not extend to those involved in a legal case being able to comment on that case, and that surely has to be the real goal here. By getting PJ involved in the case and getting really, *really* lucky, they might be able to effectively gag Groklaw, or at least limit what they can and cannot post.

    Personally, I think getting someone with a detailed knowledge of the case, a legal background, additional protections through being a journalist and despises you and your company onto the witness stand is not a smart move, but then I think SCO & BSF have already proven beyond reasonable doubt that they are not smart. Desperate maybe, but not smart.

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    1. Re:Fairly transparent what their strategy will be by mlwmohawk · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It is a good thing that the site is under creative commons license. If they do "gag" P.J., then magically, I'm sure, Groklaw2 will pop up and appear hosted by someone, with a different web master while P.J. gets a well deserved rest.

    2. Re:Fairly transparent what their strategy will be by Teancum · · Score: 3, Insightful

      As far as "free speech", while there are technicalities all over the place and it does get complicated with judges also claiming that you don't "lose your rights" when stuff happens like this, I would have to agree with you on a practical level. Once you have a lawsuit filed, you pretty much have to shut up.

      Of course there is explicit legislation that is designed to stop this sort of behavior by "activist groups" and others who are clearly on a political campaign and have previously been exercising their 1st amendment rights prior to a lawsuit that attempts to shut them up: http://www.thefirstamendment.org/antislappresource center.html

      While SCO here is screwed financially as it is, normally this is something that is dangerous as the group (like PJ from Groklaw) which is sued, as long as they are on the safe side of libel laws, can counter sue for incredible amounts of money. In the arena of public opinion, it is also a P.R. nightmare to lose a SLAPP suit, not to mention it may have serious negative consequences if you are involved with other legal matters.

    3. Re:Fairly transparent what their strategy will be by dafz1 · · Score: 1

      Did you read the article and the filing? What SCO wants to do is DEPOSE PJ for things she's said, and that she is mis-representing herself as not being employed by IBM. She is not being sued or are any other legal proceedings being brought against her by SCO. SCO's lawyers just want to ask her some questions.

      While she won't discuss the particulars of the subpoena relating to her deposition, she won't be gagged. In fact she said: "I can say this: SCO in its wisdom has just guaranteed that the judges in SCO v. IBM and SCO v. Novell will have to read Groklaw. So, welcome Judge Kimball. Welcome, Judge Wells. We've enjoyed very much learning about the law by watching you at work. SCO told you something that isn't true." A rather cavalier attitude.

    4. Re:Fairly transparent what their strategy will be by tinkerghost · · Score: 4, Informative

      Why avoid it?

      1. 8 hours * $400/hour = $3200 for just the deposition, figure that again for prep time for the deposition. That's just the lawyers fees.
      2. Spending 8 hours of your life trapped in a room with a bunch of lawyers who's sole goal is to make your life miserable.
      3. Risking being dragged deep enough into SCO's legal battle to require that you no longer comment on it.

      Those are the 3 that come to mind in the first 10 seconds of thinking about it.

      Given the way SCO has treated it's previous deposees, I wouldn't do a thing to make their lifes any easier to find me. I don't need any more abuse in my life. If they can follow the rules & find me - so be it, if I can't quash the supeona, I'll show up. Until they follow all the rules - something they seem to be unable to do- I'm sitting on my butt laughing at them.

    5. Re:Fairly transparent what their strategy will be by NickFortune · · Score: 4, Interesting

      PJ has been hugely evasive on this issue

      Can you support that, in any shape way or form? I've seen her deny working for IBM, quite unambiguously too. On the other hand the only thing resembling support for the proposition that she works for IBM is that she hosts Groklaw in ibiblio, to which IBM have occasionally contributed money.

      I'm with you as far as the "SCO are assholes" comment however.

      since she has so much to say re SCO why not just accept the supoena and nail them in the courtroom.

      Well...

      Firstly, it's far from clear that she's deliberately tried to evade it.

      Secondly, she wouldn't get to appear in court; deposition just means being grilled for hours by SCO's lawyers.

      Thirdly she's trained as a paralegal, not an lawyer. Writing a scholarly paper on the martial arts will not turn you into Bruce Lee. Paralegal training doesn't imply skill in verbal debate.

      Fourthly, it's her decision to make.

      Fifthly, she's entitled to her privacy.

      For points six and onwards, see point five.

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    6. Re:Fairly transparent what their strategy will be by swillden · · Score: 4, Informative

      PJ has been hugely evasive on this issue.

      She has? She hasn't been evasive at all about this issue. She has stated quite clearly, on many occasions, that she does not work for IBM, IBM does not pay her, the fact that IBM contributes to ibiblio had nothing to do with ibiblio's willingness to host her site, nor her decision to ask ibiblio for hosting, and that she really is just a paralegal with a passion for open source software and nothing better to do with her time than groklaw.

      You can believe that she's lying, if you want, but she certainly hasn't evaded the issue at all. IIRC, IBM has also publicly denied any support for PJ or Groklaw. And if you believe their fine attorneys would allow them to lie about anything like that, you're nuts.

      I know few people actually want to appear in court but since she has so much to say re SCO why not just accept the supoena and nail them in the courtroom.

      This statement implies that the has tried to avoid the subpoena. She says "No one tried to serve me that I knew about. No one informed me of any deposition date." Again, she could be lying, but her articles on Groklaw over the years indicate that PJ has a deep and abiding respect for the law and the legal process, and it seems very likely that had SCO or BSF used the e-mail link on her web site to let her know they were looking for her to serve a subpoena on her, she would have given them the information they needed.

      Also, it seems very unlikely to me that a person who knows the law as well as PJ obviously does would do anything so foolish as lying in public about elements of a lawsuit related to her personally -- leave that to SCO. I'm sure she even cleared her disclaimer with her attorney before posting this most recent article, which deliberately doesn't say much, and points out that since she's personally involved, she can't say much.

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    7. Re:Fairly transparent what their strategy will be by seebs · · Score: 1

      I comment on legal cases I'm involved with all the time. My lawyer hates it, because it can constitute statements against interest, but it's not ilegal or anything.

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    8. Re:Fairly transparent what their strategy will be by Zocalo · · Score: 1

      You think that SCO is going to stop at the deposition if they can take things further? That's simply not the way SCO operates at all. There is some stuff under seal, so it could well be that SCO does have something they want to depose PJ about that could go somewhere, but there doesn't appear be much substance in what we can read other than circumstantial evidence and co-incidence. So, yes, this does appear to be little more than a fishing trip, but you can bet that anything, no matter how flimsy, that they can use to keep PJ bogged down on matters other than Groklaw they are going to use, and if they can get her into the courtroom on either the SCO-IBM or Novell-SCO cases then they are going to be all over that.

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    9. Re:Fairly transparent what their strategy will be by poindextrose · · Score: 1

      Once you have a lawsuit filed, you pretty much have to shut up. So is SCO exempt from this? If there's one thing Darl McBride didn't do for the first year of this lawsuit, it's shut up.
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    10. Re:Fairly transparent what their strategy will be by rucs_hack · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You know, you might just have hit the main issue here. If she is made party to the case, does that mean she can no longer comment on it?

      Could that be the real reason they are trying?

      Not that I think it will work. However they are so screwed that any possibility of even the tiniest link between PJ and IBM would be useful to them, or so they think.

    11. Re:Fairly transparent what their strategy will be by rucs_hack · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Firstly, it's far from clear that she's deliberately tried to evade it.

      If anything is clear, its that she has risked burnout by spending so much of her time on this one case. I am amazed she didn't take a break sooner.

      I think they likely saw that she was on a break, and decided to try and serve her then, so they could say she was avoiding it.

      I don't get the lack of ability to contact her. I've sent 5 emails to her over the years, and received responses by next day every time.

    12. Re:Fairly transparent what their strategy will be by thrillseeker · · Score: 1

      Once you have a lawsuit filed, you pretty much have to shut up.

      You only have to shut up if a presiding judge tells you to shut up - not because some gun-for-hire in the SCO legal team filed papers against you. And if you don't like the gag order, which would only be issued with great care against such an established journalist, you can keep taking it higher until you talk to the Supremes - and I sincerely doubt they'd respect a lower court's gag order against a journalist for anything less than national security - if that.

    13. Re:Fairly transparent what their strategy will be by FuryG3 · · Score: 2, Funny

      I think if I ever run into Darl I'll run up to him and be like "Hey, Mr. McBride? Can I get an autograph..." "Thanks! Now I just have to get the Enron guys and I'll have the whole set!

    14. Re:Fairly transparent what their strategy will be by theonetruekeebler · · Score: 2, Interesting

      By getting PJ involved in the case and getting really, *really* lucky, they might be able to effectively gag Groklaw, or at least limit what they can and cannot post. Gagging PJ doesn't gag Groklaw. At worst she would have to hand it off to someone else for a while. This may be the smart thing to do regardless, because I'm sure SCO will try to have the deposition sealed, then try to talk about every single aspect of the case with her, then attack her if she says so much as her name in public.

      But I suspect there are plenty of lawyers ready to go to bat for her, and if she needs to start a legal defense fund the donations will exceed SCO's market value within a few hours.

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    15. Re:Fairly transparent what their strategy will be by tinkerghost · · Score: 4, Informative
      It's unlikely, to be put on a gag order, SCO would have to show that she is:
      • Interfiering with their business in an unlawful way
      • An actual party to the litigation - not a 3rd pary observer.

        Note that receiving funds 2nd had through a foundation that is supported - in part - by IBM doesn't make her a party.

      • Disseminating information not publicly available.

      I think that any one of those might cause a gag order.

      As for interfiering with their business, commenting on a legal case in progress isn't illegal. Stating your opinion isn't illegal. Telling people to stay away from a company because they are crazy enough to sue their customers might be tortuous interfierance, if it wasn't provable that they are in fact suing their customers. So that's not going to initiate a gag order.

      Skipping to disseminating information not publicly available, Groklaw has on occasion posted things that were supposed to be filed under seal. The reason that was done is that the documents themselves were misfiled. PJ has deliberatly removed those documents from the archive each time this has occured. Other than that, I don't recall seeing anything that was presented that isn't part of the public record - IE, you can go down to the courthouse and pick up every document listed on Groklaw that originates in this case. Secondary comments & supporting documents or documents brought in from other locations to refute SCO or bolster IBM & Novell have likewise been available for public consumption - published works, web pages available from the internet, etc.

      The only real hope SCO would have to get PJ silenced as a party to the lawsuit would be to prove she is an employee of IBM. Even then, they would have to show a reason to gag her when she's only commenting on publicly available documentation. They would also have to show how her discussions are any more biased than the SCOinfo.com site SCO itself maintains.

    16. Re:Fairly transparent what their strategy will be by NickFortune · · Score: 1

      I think they likely saw that she was on a break, and decided to try and serve her then, so they could say she was avoiding it.

      It's also most unlike her. She's always the first to point out that you don't get anywhere by trying to fool the judge or the court.

      I don't get the lack of ability to contact her. I've sent 5 emails to her over the years, and received responses by next day every time.

      hmmm.... suppose you want to depose a blogger, but don't have any grounds

      1. Spread the word that you're trying to server a subpoena
      2. make no effort to serve it
      3. file a motion in court to compel appearance. "I sent her an email, your honour. She must be deliberately evading the servers"

      ... and then you're left with the task of convincing the judge that your target *must* have known about the summons. and with a bit of luck you can sidestep entirely the issue of whether the groundless deposition.

      It'd be about par for the course, based on what we've seen from SCO and BSF so far

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    17. Re:Fairly transparent what their strategy will be by Trailer+Trash · · Score: 3, Informative

      Can you support that, in any shape way or form? I've seen her deny working for IBM, quite unambiguously too. On the other hand the only thing resembling support for the proposition that she works for IBM is that she hosts Groklaw in ibiblio, to which IBM have occasionally contributed money.

      Remember that PJ worked for something like 2 weeks at ODSL a couple of years ago, and now SCO is claiming that IBM was simply using ODSL to funnel money to her. In other words, IBM gave ODSL a big chunk of cash which they in turn used to pay her. SCO claims it was $50K or something like that.

      PJ promptly resigned when she realized that SCO was going to twist her employment there, and it's a miracle that it's taken them this long to pull it off. Part of the problem that they have is that she's been at it now for 4 years, so, even if they're right, she's mananged to make minimum wage. But there's no reason to believe that they're actually right.

      Most people aren't evil. Most people don't shit in their own bed. SCO is being run by people who are truly evil and will destroy anybody and anything to make a buck.

    18. Re:Fairly transparent what their strategy will be by rucs_hack · · Score: 1

      Thanks, that's a reassuring set of information.

    19. Re:Fairly transparent what their strategy will be by sconeu · · Score: 1

      She didn't work for OSDL, She worked for OSRM.

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    20. Re:Fairly transparent what their strategy will be by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you can keep taking it higher until you talk to the Supremes - and I sincerely doubt they'd respect a lower court's gag order against a journalist for anything less than national security - if that.


      Maybe not, but they will tell her to stop in the name of love.
    21. Re:Fairly transparent what their strategy will be by RobertLTux · · Score: 1

      the biggest problem is even if PJ goes offline Groklaw will still continue (various members near the court house will on or shortly after each filing go to the court house and snag copies of each filing after that its Scan and Deliver time).
      Personally i would hold the meeting in Area 51 that way 1 She can be protected 2 they might find some shred of TRUTH

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    22. Re:Fairly transparent what their strategy will be by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Great post. For future reference, it's "deponents," not "deposees."

    23. Re:Fairly transparent what their strategy will be by Teancum · · Score: 1

      A presiding judge certainly can issue an injunction about discussing the case, but on a practical matter most attorneys will also tell their clients to also stay quiet as well.

      Almost anything you say, including "the sky is blue and the grass is green", can and mostly will be brought into court and portrayed in as negative of a light as possible. So even through you have the "freedom of speech", you really don't have that freedom on a practical level once such a lawsuit is filed and the judge agrees to hear the case.

      If you want to be a jackass and kill any chance of a lawsuit succeeding (as has been mentioned that Darl McBride and other at SCO were often doing), you certainly can open your mouth. But there are legal consequences of doing that which go way beyond contempt of court violations. Darl's comments surly would have been ran through the mud if there weren't so many other things wrong with the SCO case that it wasn't even worth the effort of bring up his comments made elsewhere.

      If SCO's case even had a small chance of succeeding, McBride's comments surely torpedoed any chance after that and is a clear demonstration that all the lawsuit was about was to gain some P.R. points, not to establish any legal merit.

    24. Re:Fairly transparent what their strategy will be by Linux_ho · · Score: 1

      8 hours * $400/hour = $3200 for just the deposition, figure that again for prep time for the deposition. That's just the lawyers fees. You can get a good lawyer for $250/hour. Still not exactly pocket change.

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    25. Re:Fairly transparent what their strategy will be by Trailer+Trash · · Score: 1

      My bad! Not sure how they think ODSL funneled $50K to her, then.

      Michael

    26. Re:Fairly transparent what their strategy will be by NickFortune · · Score: 1

      Remember that PJ worked for something like 2 weeks at ODSL...

      Actually, I was looking to see if Timesprout could defend his allegation that PJ had been "hugely evasive" about working for IBM, rather than asking if there were any grounds (however flimsy) for the BSF motion.

      I mean if she has been "hugely" evasive, it should be easy to dig up a few specific instances of her aoiding the question. So far, no support has been forthcoming.

      On the other hand, it's not hard to find instances of her being hugely un-evasive on the subject. A couple of minutes googling got me this:

      Well, the joke is on them. I am a paralegal with nothing better to do than Groklaw, and there is no Big Blue looming behind me. ibiblio hosts literally thousands of websites. IBM had nothing to do with Groklaw getting started, and we were already a force before we moved to ibiblio, and IBM had nothing to do with ibiblio accepting Groklaw. We were accepted because we qualified. Just because ibiblio hosts Groklaw doesn't mean I work for IBM. I don't. And I'd like to say thank you to ibiblio for hosting us. I'm deeply grateful that they don't allow the nonstop slime to cloud their vision.

      That doesn't sound particularly evasive to me; rather more like a categorical denial.

      (I know you're not trying to support BSF and SCO - I'm just having problems keeping the tone non-confrontational. Put it down to annoyance at SCO and BSF.)

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  15. Slashdotting by hey · · Score: 2, Funny

    Her server is withstanding the Slashdotting pretty well.
    This proves "she" must really be IBM. (Joke.)

    Seriously, I hope someday, somebody can write a short (one page) clear and simple
    document explaining who owns the various *nix names and code.
    I'd like this short document to be sued and win so make it "proven".

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  16. Re:SCO still exists? Simple by neongenesis · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Micro$oft has both purchased a very large license for undisclosed Unix IP (can't they get anything that they need from BSD?) and has been implicated at least a little bit in under-the-table assurances to places like Baystar that their "investment" in SCO will be covered when it is lost.

    It has probably been worth a great deal to spread IP FUD about Linux until Vista gets up and going. Do you think that they have gotten their money's worth in funding TSCOG's long slow suicide?

  17. "Legally assaults"? by g051051 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Who writes these headlines? Why not have at least a modicum of neutrality? It's like when I listen to "Media Matters"...they start out with a bit called Media Minutes that reports things that I'm interested in and concerned about, but they use such loaded language that it's impossible to listen to objectively.

  18. Funded by Microsoft by alienmole · · Score: 5, Informative

    It's funded by Microsoft. Your Windows dollars at work.

    1. Re:Funded by Microsoft by lysse · · Score: 2, Interesting

      So by SCO's logic, don't IBM and/or Novell have a perfectly good reason to subpoena Bill Gates or Steve Ballmer?

    2. Re:Funded by Microsoft by SpaceLifeForm · · Score: 1

      Not yet. You must let them make more rope.

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  19. If stock price translates to authority... by dasunst3r · · Score: 5, Interesting

    ... then SCO should be tagged "funny." If you take a look at their stock (SCOX) since 2000, you will notice that they have gone from $94 to a mere $0.89.

    1. Re:If stock price translates to authority... by dougmc · · Score: 3, Insightful

      If you take a look at their stock (SCOX) since 2000, you will notice that they have gone from $94 to a mere $0.89. As much as I love bashing SCO, that's hardly unusual for that period of time.


      For example, in the company I work for, in the same period, our stock has gone from approximately 1000 (split-adjusted) to 19 right now -- and we're even making a profit now, and weren't back then. Irrational exuberance indeed!

      It's called the dot-com bubble, and lots of stocks did that.

    2. Re:If stock price translates to authority... by PylonHead · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but you work for Vignette.

      I remember you guys coming to the web company I worked at to do a sales presentation back in the dot com boom days.

      Salesman #1: We bring to you a technology called Content Management that will surely rock your world!
      Salesman #2: Truly! Your customers will be able to maintain their own site, it will make vegetables taste like candy, and it will very likely solve the (soon to be discovered) problem of global warming!
      Us: Sounds good! How much does it cost?
      Salesman #1: (pinky to face) One Hundred Billion Dollars!
      Salesman #2: How much do you have?

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    3. Re:If stock price translates to authority... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah? How's OSTG/VA doing these days? Oh wait...

    4. Re:If stock price translates to authority... by linhux · · Score: 1

      Well, if you just check the last 3 1/2 years, you'll see that it still has lost something like 95%.

  20. Truth, Justice, and the American way by WorthlessProgrammer · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I may have been the last serious Linux/GCC/Python user that has not visited Groklaw, but what the hey; it is 0625, I am still at work, and needed to "escape" to something unique on-line.

    The lady noted "Forsooth, methinks SCO folk need to get better aligned with truth, justice, and the American way, as the saying goes. But that's the judges' job, so I'll end my comments about this here."

    Was this hyperbole, or does she really have significant faith in the American justice system ? And this is not a rhetorical question. Others that read her often may want to answer.

    As for me, I have not been certain about the meaning of the "American way" for several years. As a former U.S. marine and Libertarian, I had a tendency to believe that the U.S. Constitution represented the most realistic opportunity for "justice".

    It now seems that the implementation does not meet the requirements of the abstraction.

    1. Re:Truth, Justice, and the American way by geekoid · · Score: 0, Redundant

      The Aerican Justice system works very well when compared to other justice systems.
      It's not perfect, but no justice system CAN be perfect.

      the Libertarian party is rotting your brain. SOrry,but it is. IT's like reading about the JFK assassination and moon hoaxs and then you start to see 'patterns' even though there aren't any.

      I don't mean that as flamebait or a troll, I am serious. They are a bunch or corpatists and don't even know it.

      ~doG oN~

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    2. Re:Truth, Justice, and the American way by lenski · · Score: 5, Insightful

      PJ has been flawlessly consistent in her trust in the U.S. legal system. She says that it can produce imperfect results, as can any human-created system, but it has a strong tendency to work in the right direction.

      In the SCO case, PJ has in her own inimitable way, contributed to this case going the right way: She brings the actinic glare of illumination onto a process that SCO, and others, have tried to accomplish.

      PJ started her blog several months before the SCO case became public knowledge, in order to connect geeks with legal concepts. She believed then and still believes that we (the technologists) should be aware of the rules of the game in order avoid being steamrolled by it.

      I've been reading the blog since early 2003, and PJ sounds like a gentle spoken (she insists on decorum) but very very intelligent paralegal. The truth justice and the American way language is backed up by consistent and finely honed research and argument. Plus one additional ingredient, a very angry hornet's nest: 10,000+ pissed off developers, some of whom have been around from the inception of UNIX and derived technologies. PJ, more than anything else, has brought us together to face the threat from SCO and folks like them, and for that alone her contribution is inestimable.

    3. Re:Truth, Justice, and the American way by HangingChad · · Score: 1

      Was this hyperbole, or does she really have significant faith in the American justice system ? And this is not a rhetorical question.

      After following Groklaw for years, my feeling is she really believes that. There is a recognition that some people will cynically game the system but a belief that it will work right in the end.

      As a former U.S. marine and Libertarian, I had a tendency to believe that the U.S. Constitution represented the most realistic opportunity for "justice".

      Sadly that may not be true anymore. Today the "American way" is seen by the rest of the world as orange jumpsuits, military tribunals, shackles and cages at GITMO. As the Secret Service pushing protesters a comfortable distance out of sight, the FBI being used to investigate political opponents, rigged elections, spying on Americans in the name of the war on terror and generally treating the Constitution like it's just a damn piece of paper. An upside down world where incompetence is rewarded with promotions and being a capable fund raiser is more highly prized than being qualified for the job.

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    4. Re:Truth, Justice, and the American way by sconeu · · Score: 1

      Yes, PJ really *does* believe in the US Justice system. When people complain about the length of time this fiaSCO has taken, she counsels patience and reminds us that it will work.

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    5. Re:Truth, Justice, and the American way by Myopic · · Score: 1

      The USA hasn't followed our Constitution for seventy years. Every part of the New Deal, and pretty much everything that has come after it, is a very clear violation of the Constitution, but we all decided to tacitly ignore that fact because, for one, most people like the New Deal (and things that have come since), and also because amending the Constitution to make all those programs and laws constitutional would be prohibitively difficult.

    6. Re:Truth, Justice, and the American way by try_anything · · Score: 1

      They are a bunch or corporatists and don't even know it.
      Fixed for clarity, quoted for truth. The systems for ensuring justice and freedom envisioned by libertarians are designed to protect people from only one possible bogeyman: the government. The idea that non-government entities can accumulate and wield obscene amounts of power, rendering the rights of individuals moot, either doesn't bother them or doesn't cross their minds. They don't want to stop people from acquiring power and using it to violate others' freedom. Their systems allow and virtually guarantee it. They only want to remove democratic politics as means to that power. Of course, that just makes a bunch of democratically elected rats irrelevant and replaces them with a bunch of rich or violent rats, depending on the system.
    7. Re:Truth, Justice, and the American way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your off by about 150 years

    8. Re:Truth, Justice, and the American way by Myopic · · Score: 1

      Yeah, you're right. Also, "your" terrible at English.

  21. Some interesting points by UnknowingFool · · Score: 5, Informative

    According to everything I've read, SCO wants to depose PJ for the Novell case not the IBM case. But they also want to include the deposition in the IBM once it is done. All depositions in the IBM case should have been done by now. They are trying to do an end-around the rules.

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    1. Re:Some interesting points by ClamIAm · · Score: 1

      All depositions in the IBM case should have been done by now.

      Also, the actual motion states that in the Novell case, the deadline for deposing PJ is May 31. Which is less than two months from now.

      So in both cases, it appears SCO is yet again using delay tactics and FUD[1]. They've tried to drag this case out as long as possible, and PJ is another great opportunity to whine about the horrible injustices they've suffered at the hands of the court. However the fact they're going after PJ kinda proves how little merit (and class) they have.

      [1] It's interesting to note that these tactics are self-reinforcing. FUD allows them to delay the truth from surfacing, and delaying gives them more time (which can be spent spreading FUD).

  22. Re:PJ spouting hyperbole by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think this was supposed to be humor... calm down.

  23. Time enough... by davmoo · · Score: 1

    Maybe if SCO had spent has much time developing their product as they do/did filing baseless lawsuits and trying to serve groundless subpoenas, they might have been able to create a product that was relevant. Instead, they have a product that has never been anything more than a footnote in the world of Unix.

    I take that back...SCO is serving a useful purpose. This will be used as a lesson in all business and law schools. "How to fuck your business, destroy your company, and piss off your stock holders 101".

    I've said it before, I'll say it again. Those who can, innovate. Those who can't, litigate. Wash, rinse, repeat.

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    1. Re:Time enough... by Overzeetop · · Score: 1

      Yes, but the people in charge are still pulling mighty tidy salaries (afaik), so for a business school, this would be a lesson of the opposite type. "How to milk a company with a nonexistant product and no chance of survival for several years while pulling down a 99.9% percentile income."

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    2. Re:Time enough... by Dr.+Manhattan · · Score: 4, Funny

      This will be used as a lesson in all business and law schools.

      Personally, I'm hoping for a new verb, like "SCOpuku" (from 'seppuku') or at least "SCOicide". To wit:

      SCOpuku: Destroying one's company by launching frivolous legal action against Open Source developers and/or companies. See SCO.

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    3. Re:Time enough... by illumin8 · · Score: 1

      SCOpuku: Destroying one's company by launching frivolous legal action against Open Source developers and/or companies. See SCO.
      I don't like this new word, because the japanese "seppuku" or ritual suicide was done out of honor, like a defeated general falling on his own sword to preserve the honor of his family. There is nothing honorable about SCO or their executives.
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    4. Re:Time enough... by Dr.+Manhattan · · Score: 1

      I don't like this new word, because the japanese "seppuku" or ritual suicide was done out of honor...

      Of course, like the Japanese version, it tends to result from a massive failure. :->

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    5. Re:Time enough... by Ritchie70 · · Score: 1

      There's no question the current "SCO Group" is a bunch of worthless weasels. But the REAL Santa Cruz Operation products were quite relevent in their day - but their day is gone. Until the various BSDs and Linux got themselves sorted out, SCO Unix was the only viable Unix or Unix-like system for commodity x86 hardware.

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  24. break it down by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

    >SCO has just filed court papers saying that they were unable to subpoena PJ of Groklaw.

    The papers were filed on 4/3, two days ago.

    >While they apparently sent their crack team of process servers out looking for random people named Pamela Jones, it would appear that they were unable to locate the bright yellow envelope labeled 'Email PJ' on the Groklaw website to ask for directions to serve her in person.

    PJ's whereabouts were unknown for some time as stated in the filing. It is also, settled by case law that you cannot serve someone by email unless you have exhausted all possibly efforts to serve them in person in order to affect a certainty of awareness of the subpoena.

    >They're once again accusing her of working for IBM or Novell, and Groklaw is now hosting over 20 documents PJ claims were planted in the media in an effort to discredit her. As she says, 'And so the stupidest lawsuit in the history of the world just got stupider. And a whole lot meaner.'"

    Its a subpoena for a deposition. Not an assault. PJ does this as a full time job. She has enough backing and friends to muster together a motion to quash the subpoena. Lets get it on so that the realities that each side is claiming can be settled by the facts instead of by amatuer pundits such as myself.

    That way all can find out just how baseless and 'mean' SCO is and how independant Groklaw really is.

    As for Groklaw being a legal website based upon the truth, one should be reminded of the words of former Supreme Court Justice Louis Brandeis: 'Sunlight is said to be the best of disinfectants'.

    1. Re:break it down by phritz · · Score: 1
      Hi Darl - thanks for joining us. As for your poorly done hatchet job:

      That way all can find out just how baseless and 'mean' SCO is and how independant Groklaw really is. As for Groklaw being a legal website based upon the truth, one should be reminded of the words of former Supreme Court Justice Louis Brandeis: 'Sunlight is said to be the best of disinfectants'.
      What in God's name are you talking about? What needs to be 'disinfected'? There is absolutely no evidence to support the contention that Groklaw is connected to IBM, and even if they were, what does it have to do with the legal merits of SCO's case?

      Of course, that's not why you're here. You're here to spread innuendo and FUD, to link PJ to statements like "Sunlight is said to be the best of disinfectants" without ever actually making any sort of substantive statement. You're far too much of a coward to come out and accuse PJ of anything. Take your astroturf elsewhere, troll.
    2. Re:break it down by Todd+Knarr · · Score: 1

      They wouldn't serve papers on her by e-mail, but a short e-mail from SCO's attorneys saying "We want to serve a deposition notice on you, when and where would be convenient to do that?" should either a) elicit a response with a time and location, or b) be usable as evidence to show the court you made reasonable efforts to serve the papers. I'd note in passing that SCO's filing shows scant documentation of concrete steps taken to locate her and serve papers. I can think of several: e-mail her, contact her former employers to see if they either have contact information or can forward a message, contact her family (if Maureen O'Gara can find PJ's mother's home, SCO's lawyers certainly should be able to), or even simply open the phone book for the city PJ lives in and start calling every P. Jones in town (there can't be that many of them). Even if all of those fail, they'd be documented in the filings. So where is the record of what SCO tried?

  25. Re:PJ spouting hyperbole by dschuetz · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Agreed. Surely she could get in touch with them, right? Presumably she has nothing to hide, and could easily let SCO know "here I am, stop this nonsense".

    True, but until they actually reach her with a subpoena, she's not under any legal requirement to do so. Hearing about a subpoena in the news (or via a motion she's retrieved from the internet) isn't nearly the same thing as actually being served. And if she's not actively dodging it (for example, if she's honestly taking a long-planned vacation somewhere and prefers to keep the destination private), then that's just SCO's tough luck.

    I mean, really, why make it easy for SCO?

    On a slightly different point, was it just me, or did this motion sound really whiny, even considering the history of this case?

  26. You obviously haven't been following the case by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    SCO has been making accusations against PJ for a long time. They have previously tried to find her and on one occasion they 'outed' her, identifying her as a sixty year old Mormon with a son in New York city. If they can find her and serve her then she will have to pay big lawyer bills with no hope of recovering them because SCO is going bankrupt anyway.

    These people have demonstrated time and time again how nasty they are. They have zero respect for the truth and there is an excellent chance that some of them are going to jail when this is over.

    PJ has nothing to do with the case other than hosting the website that destroyed the FUD value of SCO's criminally frivolous lawsuits. Any evidence she gives will have no bearing on the outcome of the cases. They are just after her to harass her. She's not being shrill and paranoid, she's being realistic.

    1. Re:You obviously haven't been following the case by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If they can find her and serve her then she will have to pay big lawyer bills with no hope of recovering them because SCO is going bankrupt anyway.

      I'd be very surprised if she ended up having to pay her own legal bill if she needed any representation... I'd think that the EFF or some similar group (or company, or individual) would help, given that this is an Open Source / freedom issue, and obviously it'd be great PR to help defend an Open Source advocate against the SCO attack weasels.

    2. Re:You obviously haven't been following the case by grylnsmn · · Score: 4, Interesting

      SCO has been making accusations against PJ for a long time. They have previously tried to find her and on one occasion they 'outed' her, identifying her as a sixty year old Mormon with a son in New York city. If they can find her and serve her then she will have to pay big lawyer bills with no hope of recovering them because SCO is going bankrupt anyway.

      Small correction: PJ is not a Mormon (unless she's met with some missionaries and gotten baptized in the past 3 years). When she was supposedly "outed" (I don't recall her ever confirming any of O'Gara's claims), it was claimed that she is a Jehovah's Witness.

      Many of the other people involved in the case (including Judge Kimball, Darl McBride, Brent Hatch, and so forth) are Mormons, but most Mormons (including me) who know about the case are quite frankly embarrassed by Darl's behavior. It certainly isn't in keeping with the teachings of the LDS Church.

  27. Re:PJ spouting hyperbole by peragrin · · Score: 4, Informative

    Given the fact that Maureen O'Gara, a reporter(and I use that loosely)tried to find out where PJ lived, and then published photos of her alleged house, brother and mother without ever verifing if it really was the right Pamela Jones I too would be a bit paranoid. If I published photo's of Darl Mcbride's house you can believe he wold have the police after me even if it was the wrong house.

    Given the facts in this case, and what Darl has said ad done, I too would be scared of what Darl would try to do.

    --
    i thought once I was found, but it was only a dream.
  28. Re:PJ spouting hyperbole by iminplaya · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Groklaw shouldn't be about its creator.

    Everybody knows by now that a message is meaningless and is to be ignored, or even disparaged if you can't identify the messenger. Just look at how ACs are treated here.

    --
    What?
  29. Correction! by dremorbius · · Score: 3, Informative

    Just to correct the article, the 20 documents refered to as listed on Groklaw were submitted
    by SCO as evidence that PJ/Groklaw have interferred with their Busines and to justify
    deposing her.

    Most of them seem to be net gossip/comment.

  30. Re:PJ spouting hyperbole by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Perhaps you don't live it the real world where very bad things can happen to very good people. There is lots of money involved here and maybe even some jail time for some corporate bigshots. So who knows what someone might do, or be paid to do, to shut up a never-ending source of bother for their get-rich plans.

  31. Re:PJ spouting hyperbole by King+Gabey · · Score: 1

    That's the point. SCO didn't even bother clicking on the link to contact her. Further they made posts public making it seem like they had been actively trying to contact her. "Obviously aware of SCO's designs to depose her, Ms. Jones has neither accepted service of the subpeona nor agreed for deposition, but rather appears to have fled and evaded service of the subpeona. " I'd be annoyed as well.

  32. All Slashdot-ers with initials PJ.... by Fysiks+Wurks · · Score: 5, Funny

    Email SCO with your message " I AM P.J!"

    For authenticity you should be wearing your Spartacus gladiator arm shield or Roman slave tunic while typing.

    --
    P226
    1. Re:All Slashdot-ers with initials PJ.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://www.bash.org/?328464 (suitability for work is questionable) for those who don't get the reference.

    2. Re:All Slashdot-ers with initials PJ.... by 808140 · · Score: 1

      I think the reference was actually from the movie starring Kirk Douglas and directed by Stanley Kubrick, which predates stuff like IRC by more than twenty years. The bash.org quote is a reference to the movie, too. Good movie.

  33. But Darl's got a gun. by Jaywalk · · Score: 3, Funny

    SCO's CEO has made a point of telling the press that he carries a gun. So he's got lawyers and guns, but he's running out of money.

    --
    ===== Murphy's Law is recursive. =====
  34. Unix "ownership" by MathFox · · Score: 3, Informative

    Seriously, I hope someday, somebody can write a short (one page) clear and simple document explaining who owns the various *nix names and code. I'd like this short document to be sued and win so make it "proven".
    I hate it to destroy your hopes, but Unix ownership is a mess. AT&T sued several times, handled title to System V code to Novell, who settled with UCB. (That's where Free/Open/NetBSD got their freedom.) SCO claims to have received ownership on SysV from Novell, which is currently contested in Utah District Court.

    Many of the commercial Unices have some AT&T code in their kernels and utilities. Most of the original AT&T code has been bug-fixed out and there is serious dispute whether copyright applies on the remaining fragments. Other Unix variants are based on BSD code and lack any code where (AT&T/Novell/SCO) may claim copyright upon. Sun is a special case, as they contributed to SystemV and have more rights than mere SystemV licensees.

    Are you still with me or did you lose the plot somewhere?

    Sorry, you can not sue a document. There has to be a lawsuit regarding a real conflict between two legal entities.

    --
    extern warranty;
    main()
    {
    (void)warranty;
    }
  35. Summons & warrants .... by tinkerghost · · Score: 1

    I don't think that the court will issue a warrant in a civil case. Also with a court summons, SCO would still have to provide the information to find her. Given what I have checked previously on how low the bar is, I don't think that SCO is looking very hard for her - in fact if they had tried to serve her earlier, they would have had a notice from the server on the steps they had taken to make service. No such notice has been presented to the court, so it's a fairly clear indicator that after 2 months they haven't tried serving her yet.

    1. Re:Summons & warrants .... by moeinvt · · Score: 1

      "To serve Pamela Jones . . . that will be our reward."

  36. I have finally understood SCO's business plan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Because it has been a business plot from the beginning:
    They want to get cash from a hollywood movie with Julia Roberts

  37. More Chewbacca defense... by Kjella · · Score: 1

    ...they know their real case is going straight to hell, so another distraction about how they've been wronged. If they actually had assets left, you'd probably want to file a anti-SLAPP countersuit but since they'll be bankrupt ten times over when IBM, NOvell and everyone else have gotten their money it wouldn't do much at all.

    --
    Live today, because you never know what tomorrow brings
  38. The funny part by Quila · · Score: 2, Informative

    And if she's not actively dodging it (for example, if she's honestly taking a long-planned vacation somewhere and prefers to keep the destination private), then that's just SCO's tough luck.
    PJ claims she never left home. She only took a break from posting at Groklaw.
    1. Re:The funny part by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Has anyone actually SEEN the supoena? Look at previous "depositions" that SCO wanted to take with Intel, et. al. SCO claimed they failed to show up, but they were served VERY late, with conflicting places of deposition. As far as can tell, they could have issued the supeona, then filed this motion later in the afternoon claiming that she was avoiding service. All the commentary about them "looking" to depose her could just be leaked FUD to discredit PJ, and further it with the filing of this motion. After all, this would not be the first time SCO fudged setting up a deposition and tried to make it seem like the other parties fault (and in the case of Intel, they took GREAT UMBRAGE to that insinuation).

  39. Probably Want to Sue PJ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    They probably are trying to get a good lock on PJ's identity so they can sue her. They sued IBM for interfering with business relations and Novell for slander of title. Plus there are the rinky dink lawsuits they filed against Autozone and Daimler Chrysler. Sueing PJ for slander or damaging their business relations would be a way for them to shut her down. She likely can't afford the sort of litigation costs SCO dishes out.

    1. Re:Probably Want to Sue PJ by mark-t · · Score: 2, Interesting

      No... they are trying to get the judge to read Groklaw so that they can file for mistrial on the grounds that the judge has been tainted with "biased misinformation" about the case.

    2. Re:Probably Want to Sue PJ by Alioth · · Score: 1

      It's likely she can - no doubt a legal defence fund would be very rapidly forthcoming from readers of Groklaw. Being a trained paralegal, she can do most of the footwork herself and would need to spend less money with a law firm. It's also likely that SCO would be out of business long before they could ever get her near a court, after all they still have the IBM and Novell cases to get through yet.

    3. Re:Probably Want to Sue PJ by BCW2 · · Score: 1

      You could be right. Although this idea shows a level of thought and planning that SCO has not been very good at. This whole case has been poorly timed and planned from the start. I think this is more of a distraction than anything well thought out.

      --
      Professional Politicians are not the solution, they ARE the problem.
    4. Re:Probably Want to Sue PJ by Quila · · Score: 1

      If she is in New York then she can invoke the anti-SLAPP law (Strategic Lawsuit Against Public Participation). Utah, where SCO is, also has an anti-SLAPP law.

    5. Re:Probably Want to Sue PJ by 644bd346996 · · Score: 1

      I think (and PJ alluded to this) that by bringing PJ into the fray, groklaw becomes evidence the the judge must read. That would preclude using it to get a mistrial declared.

  40. Re:why would she work for IBM... she works for me by cute-boy · · Score: 1

    And me too...

    -R

  41. Re:2 people connected to the scox-scam killed alre by cannuck · · Score: 0

    Funny? Who are the half wits "scoring" comments?

  42. Re:PJ spouting hyperbole by radarjd · · Score: 2, Insightful
    True, but until they actually reach her with a subpoena, she's not under any legal requirement to do so. Hearing about a subpoena in the news (or via a motion she's retrieved from the internet) isn't nearly the same thing as actually being served. And if she's not actively dodging it (for example, if she's honestly taking a long-planned vacation somewhere and prefers to keep the destination private), then that's just SCO's tough luck.

    I mean, really, why make it easy for SCO?

    She's not under an affirmative duty to seek being served, but as you say she's neither allowed to avoid it intentionally. I would argue that as an officer of the court, and one who (I hope) believes in the system, she should in this case seek service. It's not going to make anything easier for SCO, as she has nothing to hide. She can be clever in her deposition and publish it on the site for our amusement.

    That's just my opinion, of course, but it seems reasonable and logical to me. There's no reason to lower oneself to the tactics of the other side.

  43. Re:PJ spouting hyperbole by WindBourne · · Score: 4, Interesting

    They have had 2 odd deaths, both ruled suicide, associated with them. One had turned against SCO and the other was convincing her father that SCO was a mess (who then disassociated himself from SCO and the parent). And you think that she is sounding shrill?

    Me, If I was SCO's number one enemy, I would not want to be known to them.

    --
    I prefer the "u" in honour as it seems to be missing these days.
  44. Re:PJ spouting hyperbole by ClosedSource · · Score: 3, Informative

    "I would argue that as an officer of the court, and one who (I hope) believes in the system, she should in this case seek service."

    She's not a lawyer, right? What makes her an "officer of the court"?

  45. Re:PJ spouting hyperbole by hey! · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Hyperbole, yes. But she's making an important point.

    Lawyers and cops play special roles in our society. Those roles require they have powers which, if abused, could make our lives living hells. And bad as a rogue cop can be, short of killing you there's nothing he can do to you that's worse than what a rogue lawyer can do. Maybe they don't put a bullet in your head, but they can take the roof from over your head, the food off of your table, and medicine out of your medicine cabinet. For some people, people who have a responsibility to provide for others, a bullet in the head would be preferable.

    So we rightly expect that cops and lawyers display a high degree of responsibility when it comes to the integrity of the system. To be a decent cop, I suppose you just need common sense, but a lawyer's ethics are much trickier because he's supposed to be a vigorous advocate for his client. The problem with abusive SLAPP lawsuits and even the use of empty legal threats is that they divide society into two classes: people with the resources to defend themselves and people who do not.

    Does anybody have a duty to respect and cooperate with a system which unjustly oppresses them? Should we give power to people who will use it to wrong us for their clients' benefits? If we do, we'll end up with a two track system of justice in which one class of people can use the legal system to compel any behavior they wish from the other.

    SLAPP suits and baseless legal extortion undermine the legitimacy of the system. The system should come down hard on lawyers who practice this kind of law. Not only should they be disbarred, they should be sent to jail to do hard time. We'd strip a cop of his badge and send him to jail if he was shaking down shopkeepers. I'd rather pay protection money to a cop than let a bad lawyer get his hooks into me.

    Let me be clear that I don't hate lawyers. I admire the profession, and technical skills of it practitioners. But they have a higher duty of public ethics than a day laborer or cab driver, and when they breech that duty the damage they cause is unthinkable.

    This by the way is why we should be concerned about the dismissal of David Iglesias. It is true that Mr. Iglesias served at the pleasure of the President; but the President has no more right to single out his political enemies for prosecution than he has to single out his friends to receive federal contracts. Mr. Iglesias, and indeed the President, have a duty to support and defend the Constitution, and the integrity of the legal system. As bad as the potential for abuse is for an ordinary lawyer, a prosecutor has the power to drop an unbearable burden of suspicion on anybody he choses. That power should only be exercised in the public interest.

    --
    Post may contain irony: discontinue use if experiencing mood swings, nausea or elevated blood pressure.
  46. This should be a movie, no, better, a book by cute-boy · · Score: 1

    Under-cover hero's, evil corporations, running from the law, big money, corruption, here and there talk of guns and plots of murder... they should make this into a movie!

    Well better than a movie, I hope Pamela Jones one day writes a book about this. I have always enjoy her perspective of the world, and while she may not be unbiased, in this case, she's pretty much right on the mark for how it actually is.

    So I am glad PJ is back on the site more, after an absence. Unless she's on a witness protection program, I am inclined to believe her if she says she was sick, (rather than 'running' from the warrant officers).

    -R

    1. Re:This should be a movie, no, better, a book by Vexorian · · Score: 1

      I agree... ...As long as that doesn't result in any other blogger than Pamela Jones becoming a book writer.

      --

      Copyright infringement is "piracy" in the same way DRM is "consumer rape"
  47. Re:PJ spouting hyperbole by Hotawa+Hawk-eye · · Score: 1

    Given what Maureen O'Gara did, I think PJ has reason to want her location kept private.

  48. Re:PJ spouting hyperbole by lenski · · Score: 1

    To the best of my knowledge PJ was a paralegal, has never been a lawyer, and therefore is not an officer of the court. Furthermore, whatever she was before 2003, she is now unambiguously a blogger. Neither more nor less.

  49. Re:But Darl's got a gun. by sconeu · · Score: 5, Funny

    Why don't we just send Roland the Headless Thompson Gunner after him?

    (and to the mod trolls, no it's not off-topic, reread the parent).

    --
    General Relativity: Space-time tells matter where to go; Matter tells space-time what shape to be.
  50. Re:PJ spouting hyperbole by radarjd · · Score: 2, Informative
    She's not a lawyer, right?

    Correct, she's not, she is simply assumed to be by many. She is a paralegal, and is not admitted to the bar in any jurisdiction. I suppose that's just a pet peeve of mine...

  51. SCO = Some Commie Organization by swschrad · · Score: 0, Redundant

    what is with those inept fools? darl must be channelling pure black evil.

    --
    if this is supposed to be a new economy, how come they still want my old fashioned money?
    1. Re:SCO = Some Commie Organization by Pfhorrest · · Score: 1

      Wait, I thought Linux was supposed to be communism? I recall someone saying that once. And wouldn't that make McBride = McCarthy?

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      -Forrest Cameranesi, Geek of all Trades
      "I am Sam. Sam I am. I do not like trolls, flames, or spam."
  52. groklaw slashdotted now by random+coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Thanks slashdot; you crashed groklaw.

    1. Re:groklaw slashdotted now by alteran · · Score: 1

      Isn't Groklaw hosted on iBiblio? Hard to believe they can't handle slashdot's traffic. Something must be up with their boxen.

      --
      Who is RTFM and when will he help me with Unix?
  53. Not quite right.... by tinkerghost · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This motion is filed under SCO v IBM in order to get the deposition of PJ in SCO v Novell(when & if it happens) admitted to the SCO v IBM evidence.

    SCO has already stated an intent to depose PJ for the Novell case, they just want to be able to add it to the IBM case. The general consensus is that it won't happen. Final discloures & depositions were supposed to be done over a year ago - adding this deposition will effectively re-open discovery after a year of waiting & the PSJ's have been argued.

    Worse for SCO, all of the things they are arguing should allow this deposition into SCO v IBM all happened while discovery was open. In other words, it's not new it's between 2 & 3 years old and they had the oportunity to do the deposition within the proper scope of discovery & didn't. NYCountryLawyer may have better input, but from my understanding, weather the deposition goes forward or not, this motion is unlikely to be granted.

  54. Re:PJ spouting hyperbole by radarjd · · Score: 3, Informative
    To the best of my knowledge PJ was a paralegal, has never been a lawyer, and therefore is not an officer of the court. Furthermore, whatever she was before 2003, she is now unambiguously a blogger. Neither more nor less.

    You are absolutely correct -- that was a bit of a jab on my part. I'm not a huge fan of Groklaw, or the way it is run. PJ's opinions are taken as fact or as prevailing legal opinion in their entirity by many, and that is annoying to me. She advocates a position, which is of course a lawyerly thing to do, while leaving out other arguments (see, e.g., the groklaw wikipedia page).

    She may or may not work for IBM -- it doesn't really matter to me, and I honestly don't think it matters legally. At the same time, if she really values the law instead of a pulpit for her personal ideology, she should seek being served. She can blog about her personal experiences -- about a blogger becoming involved in her topic.

  55. Re:PJ spouting hyperbole by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Quit your whining. Nowhere on Groklaw does is say anything that would even come close to misleading someone to think she's a lawyer.

  56. Nice Sig - Relevant to article by Dareth · · Score: 1

    "If thou see a fair woman pay court to her, for thus thou wilt obtain love"

    But you have to be able to find her to deliver the supoena so you can "pay court" to her in the first place!

    --

    I only look human.
    My mother is a halfling and my dad is an ogre, so that makes me an Ogreling
  57. Re:why would she work for IBM... she works for me by fermion · · Score: 2, Insightful
    From one point of view, SCO is in the middle of cold war between the superpowers of IBM and MS. Neither party is going to direct the other directly, so SCO is used as a proxy.

    On the internet, no one knows you are a dog, so I make no assumptions about any presence unless I have first hand confirmation. So, does Pamela Jones exist, and if she does is she largely funded by IBM, and if she isn't does IBM have a presence in her life? I don't see any evidence to draw any conclusions. However, if it is true that PJ is some form IBM proxy, does that make any difference. Is Groklaw some sort of corporate entity governed by rules of disclosure? I am sure that SCO lawyers and accountants will support the right of an organization to not disclose any information that is not required or otherwise beneficial to the organization. If Groklaw is the IBM arm of the cold ware, so what? It makes as much difference as if SCO is the MS arm, which is none.

    Of course, it could just be that we are all afraid of SCO, and do our best to hide from them.

    --
    "She's a scientist and a lesbian. She's not going to let it slide." Orphan Black
  58. Well, they really are not going bankrupt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    SCO is STILL being backed by MS. And I would not be surprised to find that McNealy is still backing this as well, by either using Sun money or his own.

    1. Re:Well, they really are not going bankrupt by Doctor+Memory · · Score: 1

      I would not be surprised to find that McNealy is still backing this Um, why? Sun certifies several of their servers and workstations as being Linux-compatible. Plus, now that Solaris is free-as-in-beer (and with cheaper support contracts than RHEL), it isn't like Linux is really costing them any deals. The only way I could see this helping Sun would be by eliminating some systems that Linux supports that Solaris doesn't, which isn't a very big market segment (maybe some supercomputers and the odd non-x86 server). I think Sun stands to gain more by partnering with Intel & IBM to port Solaris to their processors (which they are doing) than by somehow eliminating or encumbering Linux.

      Unless, of course, they can take down AIX with the Linux decision...
      --
      Just junk food for thought...
    2. Re:Well, they really are not going bankrupt by rm69990 · · Score: 1

      I'm no Microsoft apologist, but do you have any proof that Microsoft is still funneling money to SCO? I think Microsoft washed their hands of SCO long before now. SCO has no FUD value anymore because the only people who believe them anymore are 2-bit journalists working mainly for 2-bit media outlets that the vast majority of people don't read.

  59. nail them in the courtroom? by hAckz0r · · Score: 2, Informative

    Since when does giving a deposition have anything with appearing in a court room? They ask the questions and you answer them. Thats it. They get to decide what topic is important and how to phrase that question and you simply get to say yes or no in most cases. They can ask you about your personal life, finances, and just about whatever they want to ask. Hopefully you'll bring a lawyer to draw the line in the sand if you are smart. If they don't ask a question where you can show them how stupid SCO is being then you miss the chance to have your say on the subject. Its not a fun experience I can assure you. If I could appear before the judge in this case I happily volunteer because that environment is a lot more conducive to showing a fair outlook on the facts of the case and with a little luck you might get to expand on the subject enough to nail them to the wall in the eyes of the court.

  60. Re:why would she work for IBM... she works for me by Dr.+Manhattan · · Score: 1

    At least I've paid her a couple of times and I suspect others have done the same.

    Not yet, but I've got a little Xmas money left. I'll be donating tonight...

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    PHEM - party like it's 1997-2003!
  61. Re:PJ spouting hyperbole by Stumbles · · Score: 1, Informative
    I would argue that as an officer of the court, and one who (I hope) believes in the system, she should in this case seek service.

    There is one easy answer to your argument..........BULLSHIT

    Let me put the first reason this way. There is no law that says it is your responsibility to seek such service

    The second reason is the Constitutional right to privacy

    Your reasoning fails because it does not matter if a person does or does not have anything to hide...... it is not that persons responsibility until the papers are in her hand.

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    My karma is not a Chameleon.
  62. Why should she? by nweaver · · Score: 4, Insightful

    SCO has a long and (well documented by PJ) history of abusive, ridiculous, legal theories and a long trend of gross attacks and dissemination in the press and in legal filings.

    So why should she help them at all in their quest to slime her?

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    Test your net with Netalyzr
  63. Re:2 people connected to the scox-scam killed alre by The+Darkness · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It was probably a side effect of the new moderation system. You used to click a "moderate to this" dropdown box and then click "submit" to moderate. With the new comment system it's javascript based so as soon as you select a moderation it is applied. I'm sure I'm not the only person to accidentally moderate a post to the wrong thing.

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    There are two kinds of people: 1) those that need closure
  64. Sort of... by Excelcia · · Score: 2, Interesting

    SCO's stock price has been hovering around the 85-90 mark for the last few weeks. I think they only have a week or so left of it being under $1 before they get a delisting warning from NASDAQ.

    So ya, they're still hanging in like a set of nasty klingons that resist toilet paper - but while I don't expect the big flush to come tomorrow, I really don't think they have any more than three months left.

    1. Re:Sort of... by winkydink · · Score: 1

      All they have to do is a 1:10 stock consolidation. Bingo! Back at $9/share.

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      "I'd rather be a lightning rod than a seismometer." -Ken Kesey

    2. Re:Sort of... by Excelcia · · Score: 3, Insightful

      While that is a tool that is sometimes used to avoid delisting, reverse splits are traditionally punished quite heavily by investors. It's also not a certainty that it would help them, as NASDAQ has rules about doing that to pump up your stock price. There are market capitalization requirements as well as absolute share price requirements. If they reverse split, they will almost certainly lose their already dwindling market cap, if they don't they face delisting from share value.

      They have publicly said they have enough cash to last them until this fall. Not exactly a forecast that inspires confidence. Combine that with a reverse split and watch any remaining tatters of credibility they have in any form swirl down the crapper. If even one of those pending summary judgement motions goes against them, that will probably be all it takes to cause what few investors are left to cut and run.

      No, I stand by my evaluation. I don't expect them to last more than three months in their current form.

  65. Re:PJ spouting hyperbole by radarjd · · Score: 3, Insightful
    There is one easy answer to your argument..........BULLSHIT

    Eloquently put.

    Let me put the first reason this way. There is no law that says it is your responsibility to seek such service

    I agree, and I stated as much in my post.

    The second reason is the Constitutional right to privacy

    The US Supreme Court has recognized something of a "right to privacy" in several cases, but of course the Constitution doesn't grant a general "right to privacy" in as explicit terms as I would like. That "right" protects you from unreasonable search and seizure in their "in their persons, houses, papers, and effects" (4th Amendment). It originally applied only to the federal government. By the 14th amendment it's been interpreted to extend to the state governments as well. In the instant case, no government is seeking PJ. At present, it's a private (i.e. non-governmental) entity, and no [federal] Constitutional right exists to privacy from a private entity.

  66. OT but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Society is like stew. If you don't keep it stirred up, you end up with a lot of scum on the top!--Edward Abbey"

    That saying needs a "and everyone on the bottom gets burned".

    1. Re:OT but... by thegnu · · Score: 1

      "Society is like stew. If you don't keep it stirred up, you end up with a lot of scum on the top, and everyone on the bottom gets burned". --Anonymous Coward

      You can thank me later.
      --Nathan

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  67. Re:PJ spouting hyperbole by mwaggs_jd · · Score: 2, Informative

    Well there is a body of law around the concept of "constructive service", if you know about the case, know about the attempt to serve you, then you may be deemed to have been served. Similar is some ways to service by public notice, which is allowed in some cases.

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  68. Re:PJ spouting hyperbole by Stumbles · · Score: 2, Informative
    she really values the law instead of a pulpit for her personal ideology, she should seek being served

    Nope.... no cigar for you. You are completely wrong about actively seeking to be served. That's just utter non-sense and one that just shows it is you who does not value the law. The law says it is the person serving the papers responsibility. I fail to see how that is so hard to understand.

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  69. If she really wants to remain anonymous... by THESuperShawn · · Score: 2, Informative

    If PJ really wants to remain as anonymous as possible, I hope that is not her user ID and client login at the bottom of the Pacer docs (Pdf's).

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  70. Don't forget Sun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    Sun, who also have a vested interest in hurting Linux, also bought some "unspecified intellectual property" from SCO for millions of dollars just before they launched their lawsuit.

    http://news.com.com/2100-1016_3-1024633.html

    1. Re:Don't forget Sun by CodeArtisan · · Score: 1

      Sun, who also have a vested interest in hurting Linux... You mean these people ? http://www.sun.com/software/linux/
    2. Re:Don't forget Sun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If something is hurting Linux, it is you spreading lies about the company that has contributed more to open source than any other on the planet. As another poster pointed out, Sun was following the law, and unfortunately for them finalised a legal transaction that had been years in the workd, at the same time that SCO went batshit.

  71. Re:why would she work for IBM... she works for me by mengel · · Score: 2, Informative
    Hmm... She's said numerous times that she's never been paid by IBM, and does not work for IBM.

    How does that qualify as "reticent", exactly?

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  72. Re:PJ spouting hyperbole by Anna+Merikin · · Score: 2, Informative

    The SCO case includes some behind the scenes activities that might cause an otherwise sane person some paranoid thoughts. http://www.linuxbusinessweek.com/story/48789.htm?D E=1 The suicide of Noorda's granddaughter and heir to the fortune he built up at Novell and Canopy (the holding company that is SCO); the legal and family proceedings revolving around his Alzheimer's disease http://www.informationweek.com/news/showArticle.jh tml?articleID=193200278&subSection=Breaking+News; the suicide of Robert Penrose, a key canopy partner shortly after his firing from the Canopy http://www.smallworks.com/archives/00000250.htm and other details too lurid for even slashdot.

    Canopy (and Noorda's family and associates,) apparently are not people who have both oars in the water.

    Does anyone want to speculate as to whether PJ has a right to fear these deaths were other than self-inflicted? Under the circumstances, would YOU feel threatened by these people?

  73. Re:SCO still exists? Simple by PPH · · Score: 2, Interesting

    In fact, this might be why SCO stock still exists. Some people might be speculating on a shareholder lawsuit against Microsoft in the event SCO goes TU. IANAL, but if SCO turns out to be Microsoft's sock puppet, liability might extend beyond the normal corporate limits.

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  74. Re:PJ spouting hyperbole by BobPaul · · Score: 1

    Nice dodge. Why did you call her an officer of the court, now?

  75. Re:PJ spouting hyperbole by Paul+Jakma · · Score: 1

    If I published photo's of Darl Mcbride's house you can believe he wold have the police after me even if it was the wrong house.

    Since when it is illegal to publish photos legally taken?

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  76. Terminate that by lsm2006 · · Score: 1

    > While they apparently sent their crack team of process servers out looking for random people named Pamela Jones ...

    "Sarah Connor?"

    "... Yes?"

  77. Re:2 people connected to the scox-scam killed alre by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wish I could give the moderator who modded you up points for the great humor.

  78. Re:PJ spouting hyperbole by dubl-u · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Agreed. Surely she could get in touch with them, right? Presumably she has nothing to hide, and could easily let SCO know "here I am, stop this nonsense". Groklaw shouldn't be about its creator.

    Aww, that's cute! Completely naive, but darling.

    Seriously, have you ever been sued? Even when you are 100% sure that you are in the right, you still have to pay $250 an hour to your lawyer to fend off all the bullshit they care to throw. With SCO, that may be a near-infinite supply. And if you miss something in preparation or they find something that they can distort into an apparent problem? Then you could be well and truly fucked. Even if it all turns out perfectly, it's months or years of stress, just because there's so much on the line and so much out of your control.

    Make no mistake: if somebody suggests you have "nothing to hide", that's the time to clam up completely.

  79. That won't work. by Jaywalk · · Score: 1

    from what I understand of US law free speech does not extend to those involved in a legal case being able to comment on that case
    It's the parties involved in the case that aren's supposed to talk to the press. The goal is to keep the case from being tried in the press rather than the court and to keep confidential matters confidential. PJ is not a party to the case; at worst she might become a deponent. Unless the judge specifically orders otherwise, she'll still be free to express her own opinion about the case. In one of her comments she says there is more to the story, but she won't discuss it until she is "lawyered up". Presumably two of the things she's making sure of is that she can continue to publish Groklaw and that she won't be exposed to the same sort of abusive interrogation SCO used on Otis Wilson

    I wouldn't worry about PJ in a courtroom; our girl can take care of herself.

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  80. PJ: come towards the light .. :) by rs232 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    'PJ's whereabouts were unknown for some time as stated in the filing'

    But why did they process serve in Connecticut, while PJ is supposed to be in Hartsdale, New York? And why is it the entire SCO legal team can't seem to find her when Moggie O' Gara found it so easy? Maybe they should hire her on to find PJ.

    'It is also, settled by case law that you cannot serve someone by email unless you have exhausted all possibly efforts to serve them in person in order to affect a certainty of awareness of the subpoena'

    What efforts did they expend in locating Ms. Jones? What case law are you citing that refers to serving a subpoena by email? Please give references. According to IBM-1018.pdf SCO can just leave it lying round at the witnesses' office to be duely served.

    'she has enough backing and friends to muster together a motion to quash the subpoena'

    I wouldn't even respond if I was her. All is happening here is SCO trying to distract from their own lack of facts and drag out the discovery phase some more. Instead of 'SCO show us the code' it'll be when did PJ know something and how did she come by this fact. Something totally irrelevant in SCO v. IBM/Novell/AutoZone /Daimler Chrysler etc.

    'Lets get it on so that the realities that each side is claiming can be settled by the facts instead of by amatuer pundits such as myself'

    What factual cited court records and other fully attributed documents on Groklaw materially impinge on the SCO case? Like all they have to do is point. A bit like pointing out the 'stolen' code in Linux.

    'As for Groklaw being a legal website based upon the truth, one should be reminded of the words of former Supreme Court Justice Louis Brandeis: 'Sunlight is said to be the best of disinfectants''

    How can Groklaw not be in the Sunlight - it's a website? What bits on Groklaw aren't truthfull. It's being going for years. Surely you - sorry I mean the SCO legal team would have spotted something by now.

    was break it down (Score:5, Interesting)

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    1. Re:PJ: come towards the light .. :) by kaszeta · · Score: 1
      But why did they process serve in Connecticut, while PJ is supposed to be in Hartsdale, New York? And why is it the entire SCO legal team can't seem to find her when Moggie O' Gara found it so easy? Maybe they should hire her on to find PJ.

      From my personal experience the times I've been subpeonaed (did contract work for a company that was suing another contractor working on the same project, so I got subpoenaed several times for both my records and testimony), most process servers don't appear to be very bright. In my case, the plaintiff's lawyers complained to the court that I had been avoiding being served, and that I was "difficult to locate". Meanwhile, the entire two weeks they were allegedly trying to serve me, I had been (a) getting up at 7am, (b) walking to work via the exact same route, (c) working my normal day, (d) coming home. Sometimes I'd go out during the evening. During that entire time, they never showed up at my apartment or my workplace, both of which were plainly on both my website and the contract I had signed with the plaintiff. A week after explaining this to them on the phone (during the phone call I even said "hey, I'm at home, and I'll be here for the next four hours if you want to send someone over") they finally got ahold of me.

      (I got them back, since they subpoenaed "printed copies of all correspondence and source code conveyed between you and defendant", which with all the CVS versions and the MIME-encoded attachements, worked out to around 16 filesbox of printed material, which I made them supply the paper for...)

  81. Re:PJ spouting hyperbole by Paul+Jakma · · Score: 2, Interesting
    but a lawyer's ethics are much trickier because he's supposed to be a vigorous advocate for his client.

    In the english legal system, from which the systems of the USA and others forked, barristers act not in their clients' interest, but primarily in the interests of justice. E.g. from the Irish Bar's Code of Conduct, (which forked only 80 odd years ago from the English one), in the section on practicing barristers:

    Barristers have an overriding duty to the Court to ensure in the public interest that the proper and efficient administration of justice is achieved and they must assist the Court in the administration of justice and must not deceive or knowingly mislead the court.

            Barristers must promote and protect fearlessly and by all proper and lawful means their client's best interests and do so without regard to their own interest or to any consequences for themselves or to any other person including fellow members of the legal profession. And note from the beginning of the code that all members of the Bar, practicing barristers or not, have a duty to uphold the ethics and ethiquette of their profession.

    I'd be curious what kinds of professional obligations US Bar and Law societies impose on their members, particularly as to how far they allow such members to advocate their clients cases beyond the interests of justice. The "rogue" lawyers you say exist in the USA possibly would liable to censure by the professional body regulating them.
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  82. Re:PJ spouting hyperbole by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It is not illegal.

    However, refer to Barbara Streisand (sorry for the spelling) suing a guy for taking a picture of her house from a helicopter off the coast of California. The guy was photographing the entire coastline and putting the pictures up on a web site. The photo that was taken showed a house that could have been anyones (that had a big house on the CA coast), it was later identified as Streisands.

  83. Re:Stupidest...Is it really even stupid? by dtjohnson · · Score: 3, Interesting

    So Microsoft is funding the Baystar investment in SCO that's behind all of this. Microsoft drops chump change and casts a 5-year cloud over IP FUD over Linux at the same time that Microsoft is ramping up their licensing fees, releasing a new DRM-crippled version of Windows called 'vista', and generally consolidating their worldwide windows franchise. In a normal marketplace, doing all of those customer-unfriendly things at once would cost you your customers. But with the SCO cloud hanging over Linux, it's value as a serious alternative to Windows for corporate and government customers has been severely compromised. Imagine for a moment that there had never been a SCO lawsuit. Maybe then HP, Dell, and Lenovo would be successfully hawking Linux desktops and laptops to rapidly growing corporate, government, and personal markets and Linux would be on magazine covers everywhere instead of...vista. So...you can call the SCO lawsuit a lot of things but you what you can NOT call it is a stupid move on Microsoft's part.

  84. And in recent news... by mikael · · Score: 1

    SCO have announced they are hiring the services of The Subpoenator, who is rumoured to have been recruited to travel back in time, search for the real Pamela Jones. The Subpoenator favourite weapon is believed to be the Gatling laser printer, capable firing well over 3000 summons per second. Anyone in the vicinity of The Subpoenator is advised to seek cover indoors, close all windows and door, disconnect all web-enabled equipment, and seal their letterbox with industrial strength duct tape.

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  85. Great location! by interactive_civilian · · Score: 1

    Has he ever thought of going into advertising?

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  86. Re:PJ spouting hyperbole by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    no [federal] Constitutional right exists to privacy from a private entity
    Nope, just a moral one.
  87. collected in one place for your convenience by toby · · Score: 1

    Maybe you could find a suit based on a stupider premise,

    If I wanted to try, I might start here.

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  88. The real message...? by Checkmait · · Score: 1

    I think the real message of these motions has nothing to do with SCO being full of lies and crap (which they indeed are) but instead shows just how much they care about PJ's message and Groklaw. You know, if her site was not the 758th most visited on the web (Netcraft) or if she was more supportive of IBM, maybe they wouldn't go after her, but because she reveals the truth and thereby exposes all of SCO's FUD and other crap while maintaining a relatively neutral point of view, she is a thorn - a really sharp, heavy thorn - in SCO's and BSF's side.

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  89. SCO = NOKO by KnarfO · · Score: 2, Funny

    With SCO it has always been about tricks and delay.

    Dang! Now I see!

    Darl McBride is *actually* Kim Jong Ill!

    SCO is the USA shell corporation for NoKo!

    It all makes sense now...

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  90. Don't You Think SCO feels... by Mateo_LeFou · · Score: 1

    ...like desperadoes under the eaves?

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    1. Re:Don't You Think SCO feels... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Better than being an excitable boy chased by a werewolf in London...

    2. Re:Don't You Think SCO feels... by sconeu · · Score: 1

      Maybe he's in Veracruz.

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  91. Re:PJ spouting hyperbole by BobPaul · · Score: 1

    Ah, nevermind. I continued reading and "get it" now. You can make that whooshing sound if you'd like ;)

  92. Re:PJ spouting hyperbole by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'd be curious what kinds of professional obligations US Bar and Law societies impose on their members

    It's much the same; a lawyer can't lie to the court, can't say "I know my client is innocent," or the like; can't make the law into an ass.

    It's very difficult for a committee of lawyers to agree on anything, let alone disbarment of one of their own, so punishment, sanctions or disbarment is rare except in eggregious cases.

    I suspect English barristers, on the whole, behave similarly to their American brethren.

  93. Re:why would she work for IBM... she works for me by Rogerborg · · Score: 0, Troll

    The accusation is that she's been paid by OSDL, under an IBM chairman, using funds provides by IBM, so technically she hasn't been paid directly by IBM. Read her recent replies about the OSDL money; she won't comment on that until she gets (quote) "lawyered up". Maybe there's no fire, but if it's not true, then why not make an equally clean denial?

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  94. Re:SCO still exists? Simple by Jon_S · · Score: 1

    The ironic thing is that if Novell wins their suit against SCO, then SCO will have to fork over that licensing $ from Microsoft to Novell.

    For example: http://www.groklaw.net/articlebasic.php?story=2007 0114051543227

  95. Re:PJ spouting hyperbole by try_anything · · Score: 1

    Since when do you have to be tried and convicted before being hassled by the police, especially when a big, rich Pillar of the Community tells the cops that some scruffy homocidal loser was stalking him? The cops would be good and pissed when they figured out how they'd been used, but he could probably do it in such a way that there would be no recourse against him.

  96. You better re-read that filing by Mateo_LeFou · · Score: 2, Funny

    SCO's filing makes it quite clear that PJ works for IBM, and has been dodging their subpoena like so many Bill Clintons during the Nam war.

    Beginning on page 3 of
    http://www.groklaw.net/pdf/IBM-1018.pdf

    You will see *numerous links to all sorts of blogs that reinforce SCO's theory about her. This, obviously, is damning evidence. Also, for about eleven minutes on August 6, 2006, the Wikipedia article on PJ clearly stated that she was an undercover IBM agent and a "$£77¥ h0!!!!"

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    1. Re:You better re-read that filing by pedestrian+crossing · · Score: 1

      "SCO's filing makes it quite clear that PJ works for IBM, and has been dodging their subpoena like so many George W. Bushs during the Nam war."

      There, fixed that for you...

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  97. Re:PJ spouting hyperbole by Doctor+Memory · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Even when you are 100% sure that you are in the right, you still have to pay $250 an hour to your lawyer Just so. Not to mention, once she's a legally "involved party" in the case, SCO may be able to get the judge to issue a gag or restraining order to prevent her from posting any more commentary. Of course, in that case [sorry], maybe PJ's long-lost distant relative "TJ" could step in to keep the community informed (while having no actual contact with PJ, of course)...
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  98. Journalist? since when? by mungtor · · Score: 1

    Seriously, how is PJ considered a journalist?

    Groklaw is a blog, hosted by ibiblio. It isn't a print publication, and I don't know what the definition of a "web publication" would be. Given that, PJ is a blogger with a strong interest in the SCO case. The last time I checked, bloggers are not journalists. In the end, I doubt it even matters since PJ cites most of her sources, etc, but there is no journalist shield to deal with here.

  99. Re:PJ spouting hyperbole by try_anything · · Score: 1

    I'd be curious what kinds of professional obligations US Bar and Law societies impose on their members, particularly as to how far they allow such members to advocate their clients cases beyond the interests of justice.

    As an American, I have been taught (through civics classes and television) that lawyers, with the exception of public prosecutors, are not supposed to concern themselves with justice. Lawyers are supposed to be single-minded sociopaths who are guided only by the interests of their client and the restraints of the legal system. The system is supposed to be set up so that justice emerges from this Battle Royal of lawyers and clients. If the system contains potential for abuse, it is the responsibility of lawyers to exploit it and the responsibility of society as a whole to fix it so that further abuse is prevented.

  100. SLAPP - badge of honor to SCO's legal team by vinn01 · · Score: 1


    BSF (SCO's legal team) would just brag about losing a SLAPP in their marketing literature.

  101. Blacklist : sco.com / Boise, Shiller & Flexner by brufar · · Score: 1

    If you had your email filter enabled to automatically blacklist or delete messages from these firms you wouldn't have received the notice or request for subpoena either..

    I can't imagine that before this time either party has sent her anything nice, so why would she bother accepting any email from them at all ?

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  102. So stoop to their level? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So much for taking the high road.

  103. What do they want? by jjohn_h · · Score: 2, Interesting

    What are the SCOjones doing?

    They are trying to depose Groklaw's PJ in SCO vs.
    Novell because she apparently knew too much about
    Novell's Unix copyrights claim three years ago.
    They cannot find her, but Novell has graciously
    agreed to an extension so SCO have time until end
    of May to smoke PJ out. If they succeed, PJ will
    certainly object to the summons and with good
    reasons. Note that they have been trying to track
    her down from the very beginning (Summer 2003).
    And failed.

    They are also trying to include the hoped for
    deposition in the SCO vs. IBM case. Why?

    - The motion with explicit reference to the
            summons may do as an alternative way of
            serving the summons, which would dispense with
            continuing investigative efforts to find the
            lady.

    - They want to smear IBM, depicting it as the
            hidden force and money source beyond Groklaw.
            The hard-core beyond the extortionist assault
            on IBM has not given up on their illusions
            that IBM will settle under pressure.

    - They want to accumulate more confusing
            material for the jury, should the case ever go
            to trial. The show would run in Salt Lake City.
            Imagine a small Mormon controlled local
            company against an alien behemoth. And a
            mountain of tough technical and contractual
            issues to flatten out any jury.

    - They want to re-open discovery to hinder as
            much as possible progress towards Partial
            Summary Judgements (PSJ). Judge Kimball
            decided early 2005 that motions for PSJ would
            only be accepted after end of discovery. If
            discovery is re-opened now after those motions
            have already been heard, he would look funny.

    - They want to hamstrung PJ as Groklaw
            commentator. If she becomes part of the case,
            she will not be in the position to do much on
            Groklaw. Groklaw without PJ would be shrinking
            to insignificance in no time.

  104. OpenSolaris by Per+Abrahamsen · · Score: 2, Informative

    Sun wanted to free Solaris, a SysVR4 derived OS, which obviously required clearing the licenses first. Hurting Linux may or may not have been a side benefit, but for a company like Sun releasing their "crown jewels" will have been the main issue.

  105. Re:PJ spouting hyperbole by gnasher719 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    '' Well there is a body of law around the concept of "constructive service", if you know about the case, know about the attempt to serve you, then you may be deemed to have been served. Similar is some ways to service by public notice, which is allowed in some cases. ''

    However, in this case we are talking about SCO. They have a long, documented history of not telling the truth. So claims by SCO of having attempted to serve her, even letters to the court claiming that they attempted to serve her, don't mean a thing.

    Most likely SCO is not trying to serve her at all.
    Second most likely, if they are trying to serve her, they are doing it with their usual incompetence and won't manage to find her.
    Third most likely, if they actually manage to find her and serve some papers on her, they will have messed up the papers.

    In that case, PJ will probably find herself a lawyer, go through the papers very carefully, find where SCO has messed up, and send them a letter at the last possible time telling them with which legal requirements their paper does not conform. That is, unless the subpoena is so messed up that an answer is not necessary.

  106. Re:But Darl's got a gun. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's pathetic so many private citizens are allowed to carry a concealed loaded firearm for complete BULLSHIT reasons other than that they are highly paranoid(and therefore trigger happy). When is the last time you heard about someone(armed civilian) successfully preventing ANY crime with a concealed handgun in public? Now when is the last time you heard about someone getting slayed, robbed, killed, raped, beat, road raged, threatened, intimidated or just generally abused in some way due to someone with a handgun? About 100,000 times this week and counting. The ease of obtaining a handgun(legally or illegally - for good???? or bad) far outweighs any good that can come of it. I'm not against guns at home of course. Just against any retard being allowed to carry a loaded gun right next to me in public without any knowledge to me or the people around them who would otherwise move as far away as fucking possible from the creep before he starts yelling it's coming right for us.

  107. Stupid? It's brilliant! by OwenMarshall · · Score: 2, Insightful
    The SCO lawsuit has got to be one of the most brilliant decisions ever made. Period.

    Microsoft needed a quick and easy way to scare businesses away from Linux. But, oh no, their normal smear campaigns haven't been working. What to do?

    Step 1: Find an old UNIX company that isn't adapting well to computing where big-iron and *NIX workstations aren't the hot technology on the block.

    Step 2: Get an investment company to pour cash into the company at your bidding.

    Step 3: Create a lawsuit guaranteed to last for at least four or five good years. Sue everyone who touches Linux, including high-publicity companies that use it, companies that contribute code, and so forth. Drag it out as long as physically possible.

    When all is said and done, SCO's offices will have a For Rent sign on the door, the board of directors will be either rich or indicted. And Microsoft? Microsoft walks away with clean hands, without directly paying SCO.

    Really, it is a beautiful strategy -- best case, enough uncertainty is created that companies buy Windows licenses for their servers. Worst case, Microsoft gives Baystar a wink and a nod, as well as an investment that will more than offset the SCO fiasco. Everyone wins but SCO.

    1. Re:Stupid? It's brilliant! by bzipitidoo · · Score: 1

      I'm with those who think this is another MS stupidity. It's dirty pool, and winners don't need to stoop to that sort of thing. It does a lot of damage to whatever is left of MS's image, and, as the current flagship of corporate and proprietary software, does damage to the credibility of that entire business model. Time and time again these proprietary vendors have shot themselves in the foot. Just as IBM and Apple's bungles in the 90's with OS/2 and the MacIntosh paved the way for the success of Windows 95, so today MS's mistakes such as Windows Genuine Advantage, and now Vista are opening the door to Linux and brethren. I'll review WGA: MS lied and said WGA was a "critical security" patch. No that was not an innocent mistake-- MS knew very well what WGA was really about. And no, that was not the work of some small group of rogue employees taking unsanctioned actions, that was fully official. MS then compounded their lies with insults to our intelligence, trying to spin WGA as an "advantage". And then because WGA was poorly made and tested, it caused a lot of pain for legit users. To my knowledge no free software project of any notoriety has ever engaged in such bald deception or such stupidity. It's just so desperate looking to hook up with a morally bankrupt if not criminal element like SCO. To my knowledge no free software project of any notoriety has ever engaged in that sort or any other sort of dishonesty.

      Ubuntu 7.04 is looking real good. If MS can't turn around Vista, and quickly, they'd best keep XP in good working order or perhaps reissue Server 2003 for cheap as some sort of interim home version. If MS can't do even that, then this might at last be the year of Linux, with Ubuntu doing what Vista should have done.

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  108. An old saying.... by fotbr · · Score: 1

    He who represents himself in court has a fool for a lawyer.

    So by "taking care of herself" I'm going to assume you're referring to her hiring a lawyer.

  109. Re:But Darl's got a gun. by ashmon · · Score: 0

    > People who need govt to enforce their religion must not have much faith in the power of its message.

    Possibly, but, People who need to purge that message from public places must be scared of it.

  110. Re:Journalist? since when? by fotbr · · Score: 1

    If you listen to the bloggers, they are journalists. If you listen to "traditional" media, bloggers are not journalists.

    THAT argument will be interesting to watch if and when it works its way through the court system. Unlike the SCO vs everyone-else arguments which are extremely boring, there will be good arguments from BOTH sides on the issue of whether blogging is journalism.

  111. a whole lot meaner by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't think PJ was using any poetical language when she passingly refered to the use of weaponry
    in her post.
    I would be concerned if Darl Gun Nut McBride was out to get me.

    Bloomberg News:
    "Darl McBride, chief executive of SCO Group Inc., says he sometimes carries a gun because his enemies are out to kill him. He checks into hotels under assumed names. An armed body guard protected him at Harvard Law School when he gave a speech last month.
    http://deseretnews.com/dn/view/0,1249,595047068,00 .html

    Too many suicides related to SCO and Canopy
    http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=canopy+sco+su icide&btnG=Google+Search

    Then connect the dots.
    Even if she only caught a cold, Darl should be very concerned if something happens to PJ.

  112. Re:PJ spouting hyperbole by bersl2 · · Score: 1

    True, but until they actually reach her with a subpoena, she's not under any legal requirement to do so. Hearing about a subpoena in the news (or via a motion she's retrieved from the internet) isn't nearly the same thing as actually being served. And if she's not actively dodging it (for example, if she's honestly taking a long-planned vacation somewhere and prefers to keep the destination private), then that's just SCO's tough luck.

    I mean, really, why make it easy for SCO?

    She's not under an affirmative duty to seek being served, but as you say she's neither allowed to avoid it intentionally. My lawyer differs in opinion.

    I would argue that as an officer of the court, and one who (I hope) believes in the system, she should in this case seek service. It's not going to make anything easier for SCO, as she has nothing to hide. She can be clever in her deposition and publish it on the site for our amusement.

    That's just my opinion, of course, but it seems reasonable and logical to me. There's no reason to lower oneself to the tactics of the other side. If the personality she demonstrates online is genuine, then you don't seem to "understand" PJ.

    She appears to be very paranoid, in case you haven't figured it out; and while it's not without good reason, it is at times truly excessive. The point is that to her, if any agent of any side opposed to her so much as sees her, she's a dead woman. The pseudonymity of the Internet may be the only thing that permits her to continue what she is doing, and if that barrier is shattered, it is impossible to say how she would handle it. Therefore, in this context, being served with a subpoena is a total defeat.

    I could be completely wrong, and this could be the greatest dupe job in a long time, but this is how I perceive PJ. Logic has nothing to do with this.
  113. Kevin The Idiot Brother by bmo · · Score: 1

    Reposted from elsewhere. The Kevin discussed here is Kevin McBride, Darl's brother on the "crack" legal team.

    Msg: 26178 of 26422 4/4/2007 11:45:53 AM Recs: 60 Sentiment: Not Disclosed
    By: El Corton
    The voice is Darl's voice, but the hands are the hands of Kevin

    The exhibits to 1018 are pretty uninteresting, once you realize that they don't support the motion -- except for #6. This is a letter from Todd Shaughnessy, addressed to Hatch and Heise and dated February 12, 2004. That was right after Darl's speech at Harvard Law School, and also right after the hearing before Wells and conference in chambers, when observers had the impression that SCO's lawyers looked uncomfortable. At about that time, Darl's public championing of SCO's case ended, and, as far as I recall, since then he has spoken in public only during earnings calls. The letter casts some light on those events.

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    Dear Brent and Mark:

    This responds to Kevin McBride's letter to me dated February 11, 2004.

    As I have advised Kevin, IBM is generally agreeable to an order limiting the parties' public statements regarding the litigation, as suggested by Judge Wells. Based upon SCO's statements in chambers on February 6, 2004, and Kevin's statements to me, however, it appears that SCO is not agreeable to the entry of such an order. If that is in fact SCO's position, then we would appreciate your just saying so without invoking misplaced concerns of conspiracy between IBM and third parties. Contrary to Kevin's suggestion, which is entirely unsupported, IBM is not causing any third party (including those listed in Kevin's letter), through "funding" or otherwise, to make statements on its behalf about the litigation.

    We understand that SCO is concerned about the public's criticism of its case. But there is nothing we can do about that, especially since, as you know, we believe SCO's allegations are meritless and public criticism deserved. Unless SCO is prepared to withdraw its claims, the best way, in our judgment, for SCO to avoid public criticism is to cease making public statements about its case. The criticism SCO seeks to avoid directly derives, after all, from its own public relations efforts. So long as the limitation is reciprocal, IBM is prepared to limit its own statements about the case. Like Judge Wells, we see no reason for this case to be tried in the press.

    As you know, the parties are not entitled to know the identity of one another's non-testifying consultants. Thus, insofar as Kevin's letter requests that IBM unilaterally disclose the identity of its non-testifying experts, it seeks improperly to invade the privilege. If, instead, SCO is proposing that the parties jointly waive the privilege and exchange the names of all of their non-testifying consultants, please let me know and we will consider the proposal. What we can tell you without waiving the privilege is that, as suggested above, IBM has neither retained nor authorized any non-testifying consultant to speak on its behalf about this litigation (again, including the persons listed in Kevin's letter).

    We believe the parties should report back to Judge Wells promptly on this issue, and we would appreciate hearing back from you by noon tomorrow.

    Very truly yours,

    Todd M. Shaughnessy

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    This letter confirms that Wells criticized SCO's public behavior in chambers. It also supports the view that Kevin is the mastermind behind SCO's most gonzo legal stratagems: the Letter to Congress, the unconstitutionality of the GPL, and the PJ subpoena, among others.

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    Msg: 26294 of 26422 4/4/2007 5:59:35 PM Recs: 57 Sentiment: Strong Sell
    By: AllParadox
    Posted as a reply to msg 26178 by El Corton

    Re: The voice is Darl's voice, but the hands are the hands of Kevin

    re: document 1018, Exhibit #6

    Once again, I am impressed by the legal team for "The SCO Group".

    Just when I thought that there was nothing dumber, or more lame, that they cou

  114. Re:But Darl's got a gun. by R2.0 · · Score: 1

    I'd be more afraid that he'd kill her, rape her, and THEN take her home - he seems like an excitable boy.

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  115. Re:Journalist? since when? by Quila · · Score: 1

    If you listen to the court, bloggers are journalists, or at least entitled to the same protections.

  116. Separate of Discussions by fwr · · Score: 1

    You had me all the way until you brought politics into the discussion. You were talking about the behavior of lawyers and how they should be held up to certain ethical standards. Then you go off on some opinion about dismissing politically appointed attorneys which has nothing to do with the previous discussion. And the mention of federal contracts has no logical bearing on the discussion either, as federal contracts can not legally be awarded or appointed by executive privilege and instead are supposed to be awarded based on an entirely different basis (whether they are or not is a separate discussion).

    If you drop the last paragraph of your post, then I totally agree with it. If you want to discuss the dismissal of politically appointed federal employees then change the subject and leave out all of the prior paragraphs, because the two have nothing to do with each other.

  117. Re:PJ spouting hyperbole by 644bd346996 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    And of course, the fact that "The powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution, nor prohibited by it to the states, are reserved to the states respectively, or to the people." Which effectively says that the feds don't have the power to rescind the right to privacy. The states have that power, if the people give it to them.

  118. Re:But Darl's got a gun. by jackbird · · Score: 1
    Or would like to feel included as equals in the society they are citizens of. Public places aren't the problem, government-sponsored public places are.

    Besides, only 2.5 of the ten commandments forbid things that are actually illegal to do (#9 is only illegal if under oath or in special cases like fraud), and the right to break the first four are enshrined in the constitution. Posting them in a courthouse is more than a bit ironic.

  119. Wasn't Discovery Ended? by mythras · · Score: 1

    I might be missing something, but wasn't SCO already slapped for trying to introduce evidence after the discovery process was ended and publically bitchslapped by the judge in the IBM case once for trying something like this? Also, if you are going to depose someone for one case, unless you subpeona them for both cases, you cannot introduce their deposition for one unrelated case into another without a huge old objection being shouted by IBM. An objection the judge likely will sustain, seeing that adding witness testimony to introduce new evidence after discovery is often met with more than a little ire from the bench. Oh well. Who wants to begin the "De-listing of SCOX" pool?

  120. Re:Journalist? since when? by jenkin+sear · · Score: 1
    Well, the bloggers are right. Otherwise, you have the government involved in certifying who is a member of the protected class of journalists, and the first amendment of the US constitution starts to go up in smoke:

    Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.


    The only person who gets to pick who's allowed to practice journalism in the US is the person involved.
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  121. Sinking even lower by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sooner, rather than later, the lies will catch up with whoever has been running this criminal campaign, and hopefully certain greedy white american board members will be performing a more useful function as someone's 'bitch' in a federal facility. I hope the prisons are particularly overcrowded and unpleasant in Utah.

  122. That is battery, not assault. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Assualt is the threat, battery is the act of hitting. :-)

  123. Legal Assaults by hisstory+student · · Score: 1

    PJ and Groklaw are small potatoes when it comes to that which has been assaulted by SCO. Our very legal system has been assaulted by SCO and they continue to get away with it. If our legal system worked the way a legal system is supposed to work, SCO would have slapped into oblivion by now just for all the lies they've told to the court. This has got to be one of the sadest and most emotionally painful demonstrations we've ever had to endure.

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  124. SCO sues sues sues! by noidentity · · Score: 2, Funny

    First they sued the companies their code came from. Then they sued their paying users. Now they're suing those who are discussing their suits. Next they will sue the world. Mwahahahahaha!

    1. Re:SCO sues sues sues! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Next step: ?

      Final step: Profit!!!

  125. Re:SCO still exists? Simple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's entirely probable that if (when) SCO loses this, there'll be nothing left but a financial smoking-crater. At this point I'd bet all the office space, furniture and equipment is leased and that, if there's any money left at all, the lawyers will get paid first. Leaving IBM/Novell (and anyone else left standing in the smoke) with whatever the Chapter 11 courts let them have... I'm guessing it'll be comprised mostly of some (useless) IP, along with some old chairs and a filing cabinet from the 80's that someone forgot about in the closet...

  126. Re:PJ spouting hyperbole by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes, apparently others believe the same

    http://umageller.wordpress.com/2007/04/04/8/

  127. Re:SCO still exists? Simple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1) Sue everyone
    2) ???
    3) Profit!

  128. Re:PJ spouting hyperbole by larry+bagina · · Score: 1

    The Barbara Streisand BS was due to a California state law (protecting celebrities from paparazzi or whatever). It's irrelevant in New York, Utah, or anywhere else in the world.

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  129. Re:why would she work for IBM... she works for me by larry+bagina · · Score: 0, Troll

    anybody got pix of her? If she's not old or fat or ugly, I'll donate a 3-roper.

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    These aren't the 'roids you're looking for.

  130. Death Throes..... by IHC+Navistar · · Score: 1

    Ahhh.....

    The death throes of a dying company. I think SCO is at the end of their rope with all of the lawsuits that they are throwing at people. Their case with IBM backfired, horribly, and now the whole company is at risk of going under as a result of trying to pick a (bad) legal fight with IBM. Now, I think SCO realizes that they need money, fast, and so they are left to do the only thing that people who need money but don't have the means to earn it: Sue.

    SCO was too greedy in trying to sue IBM, and then realized that they were the one who screwed up but only after it was too late when IBM slapped them senseless with a very strong hefty countersuit.

    SCO screwed up. Bad. And now they are trying to keep their company alive by suing anyone wh oso much as gives them a dirty look.

    It's too late, SCO. Just throw in the towel. You pinheads messed up, and thanks to your overwhelming greed, your slimy tactics backfired and your company is going under.

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  131. Re:why would she work for IBM... she works for me by Mateo_LeFou · · Score: 1

    You're trying to use fact-selection and guilt by association and it won't work. True: Ross Mauri, chair of OSDL, is from IBM. Other board members are from (for example) Intel, HP, novell, Fujitsu, and on and on. Most or all of these companies also contribute money to OSDL.

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  132. Bad Analogy Theater by XdevXnull · · Score: 1

    Darl is a Mormon the way Mafiosi are Roman Catholic

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    1. Re:Bad Analogy Theater by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean the way the Mafiosi would be Roman Catholic if they actually existed. Just trying to keep you out of some serious trouble there.

  133. I think they go together. by hey! · · Score: 1

    I understand your objection. I hesitated to connect the PJ thing to the US Attorneys issue, but I decided I should because they seem to me to be of a piece, and I think I can justify this.

    I base this opinion on a belief I have that while the duty of loyalty to party is important, it is never above duty to country. If you don't agree with this, nothing else I have to say will sound reasonable.

    I believe that the US attorneys fulfill that higher duty by placing the integrity of the law above politics. This doesn't mean they can't get involved in political issues, or be sacked for not pursuing administration policy priorities. But while they can be tools of political policy, they cannot allow themselves to be tools of political strategy. They are appointed by the President and "serve at his pleasure", but they don't serve him. They serve us. Their duty to us is higher, and if a President or his administration suborns faithlessness to that duty he has stepped over the line.

    I hope every American an agree with me thus far in principle.

    Now to the controversy, and relating it to the topic at hand.

    To be scrupulously impartial, we don't have any hard evidence that the administration has been politicizing the US attorneys. My first reaction was that Presidents can decide to shake up their administration if they want to. I thought the Democrats were making a mistake by turning this into a political side show. It was something that should be looked into, but not to get too excited over.

    I'm not a hasty person. I don't want to see somebody strung up by a lynch mob just because I don't like his politics. But there is no denying the administration has been caught lying about this. That's a very bad sign. They could have said, "we thought it was time for some new blood," and left it at that. Instead, they have been caught fabricating false stories that conflict with a trail of evidence they left behind. Aside from being almost inconceivably politically inept, it leads a reasonably prudent person has to conclude they are hiding something ugly.

    Then Mr. Iglesias said that Senator Domenici made phone calls before the November election in which he attempted to obtain information about possible upcoming prosecutions of his political enemies (which if it was true was improper), and which a suspicious person would consider as pressure. Under normal circumstances I'd have written this off as the Senator overzealous committing an impropriety he'd have thought better of in a cooler moment. That may turn out to be the case. But AG Gonzales has got me in a suspicious mood. Then you look at at Carol Lam, and remember that her higest profile success was throwing Duke Cunningham in the slammer (which I hope even Republicans agree was a good thing). The obvious way to connct the dots here paints an ugly, and possibly illegal picture.

    What we have so far is a long way from proof beyond a reasonable doubt, but what it looks like is the Administration trying to get prosecutors who will use their considerable powers to hurt their political enemies and help their political friends. If that is what they were doing (which hasn't been proved yet), only the lunatic fringe would believe that was proper. If they were doing this to interfere with investigations of crimes, then I think we should all agree that is not just improper, but a crime.

    You will note that I said we should be "concerned" about the circumstances of Iglesias and the other prosecutors. I am keeping an open mind. I didn't claim (I think) more than we have good reason to believe now. I have not convicted the administration in my mind yet, I just want to see a full and detailed investigation.

    The reason I think this is a piece with the PJ case is that on the face of the facts we have at hand, it looks like we have people who have a duty to the integrity of the legal system abusing their privileges in order to exercise power which should not be theirs.

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  134. Re:PJ spouting hyperbole by hey! · · Score: 1

    Note here the term "overriding duty". I read the quote here as saying that the barrister's duty is first to justice, next to their client, and last to themselves.

    Implicitly, there are conflicts here. Since a lawyer who ignores his duty to the law does better by his client, it follows that a good lawyer goes right up to the line, but not over. Finding the line between proper and improper is one of the things we pay lawyers to do, which is a much better investment than paying them to argue over the position of the line after the fact.

    I don't feel any animosity to lawyers who do specific things which are in a morally gray area. Justice requires lawyers play their role as advocates. The lawyer who defends a client he believes is guilty can still serve the system faithfully, because it doesn't serve justice in the long term if defendants put up weak defenses. Justice is not credible of won on a tilted playing field.

    I do feel animosity towards lawyers who tilt the playing field.

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  135. Re:PJ spouting hyperbole by mr_mischief · · Score: 1

    In the US, the law is required to allow you to express your personal ideology, up to limits where doing so causes others harm. The Bill of Rights is one part of the law that she really should value as a citizen.

  136. Re:PJ spouting hyperbole by alexo · · Score: 1

    > We'd strip a cop of his badge and send him to jail if he was shaking down shopkeepers.

    Would we?

    I get the feeling that bad cops get away with all but the most heinous crimes.
    The system protects itself.

  137. No! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm PJ!

  138. Re:PJ spouting hyperbole by rm69990 · · Score: 2, Informative

    According to PJ's next story, her vacation took place in her bedroom down the hall from the computer she normally uses to write Groklaw.

    http://www.groklaw.net/article.php?story=200704051 23029796

  139. Re:PJ spouting hyperbole by rm69990 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    In her defense, she makes it clear when something is fact (ie. provides a citation) and when something is her opinion. Furthermore, her opinion seems to come up right 99% of the time, right from the very beginning of Groklaw. Can you point out a single time where she was blatantly wrong about something to do with this case? I can certainly point out hundreds of times SCO's officers and other journalists have been dead wrong or outright lying when discussing this case.

    Besides, Groklaw is HER Blog, she can say whatever she wants on it, and you can choose not to read it as well. Most blogs that I know of have someone in charge.

  140. Re:PJ spouting hyperbole by rm69990 · · Score: 2, Informative

    The Judge wouldn't issue a gag order on the whole case. At most, he would issue a gag order on her specific testimony. Furthermore, the Judges are already are quite disgusted with SCO's abuse of others through the media (and have said so on numerous occasions), so I very highly doubt they would actively attempt to shut Groklaw down, when Groklaw actively works to keep SCO inline. Not to say what you suggest is impossible....I just don't see it happening, especially not with Judges Kimball and Wells in charge.

  141. Re:PJ spouting hyperbole by HermMunster · · Score: 1

    Remember, it was lawyers that fucked up the legal profession, not paralegals.

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  142. Can't by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    She'd avoid Slashdot like the plague due to all the talk of Beowulf clusters... :)

  143. If the judge(s) read groklaw . . . by fotoguzzi · · Score: 1

    could SCO suggest that they might find complaints against them which would invalidate their ability to remain neutral?

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  144. Re:PJ spouting hyperbole by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    One thing to remember is that PJ is a JOURNALIST and has certain legal protections that any deposition would run into. Especially so as they want to depose her on a topic that is the center of her journalistic activities. For those who would claim that her blogging doesn't qualify for the journalist title she also writes articles that are published in various Linux magazines at time and mostly on this topic.

  145. Privacy, Schmivacy by timminator · · Score: 1

    Unfortunately, in the USA, the right of lawyers to help (mostly stupid and greedy) people sue anyone for any reason (and for no small fee) far outweighs any pseudo-right to privacy in the USA. The precedent for boundless legal stupidity had been set long before SCO hit the stage.

    Furthermore, anybody can übergoogle with LexisNexis (for a fee) to get the goods on anybody. So file all the slashdot "privacy" comments under "fiction".

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  146. Best Part Of This Story... by CyberdogOSX · · Score: 0

    ...This Google add that appeared right below it;

    We sell SCO UnixWare
    SysIntegrators sells & supports all SCO & Caldera Operating Systems.
    www.sysintegrators.com

  147. Re:why would she work for IBM... she works for me by Rogerborg · · Score: 1

    SCO is trying that. Y'all might want to knock the fuck of shooting the messenger, by the way.

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  148. I really hope.... by avanaardt · · Score: 1

    .... that, once this case is over, McBride, Gates, Ballmer and the rest of the FUDsters spend 10 years in jail for corruption. I just hope the judges in this case won't just do a "MS-DOJ" and meekly back off. It's time that these people are exposed for who they are.

  149. Re:why would she work for IBM... she works for me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I met her a couple years ago. There's not enough booze in Ted Kennedy's wet bar to make me tap that ass.