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I was planning on putting some Hyperbolic Upgrade Stickers on it, but I may also put a Spaceballs sticker on it now.

It will run out of ammo, and then someone will kick it or something. Problem solved!

As seen in this T-shirt: The Revolution Will Not Be Telegraphed.

OK, not really, but it should be!

If you can't have a model drone, you might as well get a "Droney - the friendly surveillance drone" tshirt!

http://www.topatoco.com/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=TO&Product_Code=TMW-DRONEY&Category_Code=TMW

funky49

Full disclosure, I own this shirt and it is soft.

I beg to differ.

And if enough people here like it, they might reprint that shirt. ;)

Yep!

Nope. Unless you mean this?

Everyone knows it was about old world mass media regaining control of what information the public gets, about shutting down every influential blog, forum and web portal not owned or controlled by mass media. Basically to shut down means by which Obama and quite a few Democrats got elected.

Hey, so... I just thought of us, but do we have a Plan B?

Let's assume the worst - the United States does some heinous shit and fucks over the entire Internet - either for their country or maybe for the whole world.

After some initial chaos Europe and other countries will probably get a handle on things, but what do us Americans do?

I imagine a bunch of us geeks could probably figure things out on our own - alternate DNS, Tor, whatever. But what about the regular folk? What about the geeks that would love to be able to do something but can't because they don't have that knowledge?

We need to make something like this, except title it "Let's Say America Fucked Up The Internet" along with a host of possible options to try, and then we need to distribute the shit out of that motherfucker.

Didn't you hear? Everyone else on the internet is just one big fat guy.

"Because the best history has yet to happen"

Or maybe not. It's not all jetpacks and laser beams for breakfast right now, for that matter.

Cheers,

Who cares about Meth Labs? I want the My First Neurosurgery Kit.

Plus, we should blow up the moon. Thank you.

They've got a shirt for that: http://www.topatoco.com/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=TO&Product_Code=ASW-BLOWMOON&Category_Code=ASW

Extremely well put! The shoe analogy is just precious, and both makes the point brilliantly and gets me flat-out laughing about something that is otherwise shockingly depressing.

*SHOES!* They are like HATS for FEET!

Only in this case, "They are like CORPORATIONS for CHUCKLEHEADS!" Or something.

Cheers,

http://www.topatoco.com/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=TO&Product_Code=RB-WWBD&Category_Code=ALLSHIRTS

http://www.topatoco.com/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=TO&Product_Code=HIJI-UNICORNPOOP&Category_Code=1-EVERYTHING

...and a t-shirt! I'm Made of Meat!