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Re:Video recording live doesn't lie... apk
NO SHIT typical ANTIFA jew trying to play tough guy with a weapon against a guy minus one gets his ass blown down https://www.youtube.com/watch?...
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Re:Invading privacy?
When the cop is radioing ahead to set up a roadblock to stop your ignorant ass.
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Re:Invading privacy?
Quite the opposite. The only way acting like you live in a police state can lead to less police misconduct is if you cooperate entirely at every encounter. Here, watch Chris Rock in this educational video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uj0mtxXEGE8
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RoTfLmAo @ Antifa "NuKLeeR-ShuTdOwN"... apk
See subject: Antifa WEEZIL gets his "computer rebooted" by good U.S. Patriot https://www.youtube.com/watch?...
* Hahahaha - A good dose of the "ole' 5 knuckle shuffle" sleeping potion!
( "WHAP!!!" )
APK
P.S.=> Hilarious/Priceless/CLASSIC - the traitor "not-man" pussy went DOWN like a SACK OF POTATOS in 1 punch - (-=*** "SPLAT!!!" ***=-) lol... apk
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RoTfLmAo @ Antifa "NuKLeeR-ShuTdOwN"... apk
See subject: Watch Antifa WEEZIL get his "computer rebooted" by good U.S. Patriot https://www.youtube.com/watch?...
* Hahahahaha - A good dose of the "ole' 5 knuckle shuffle" sleeping potion!
( "WHAP!!!" )
APK
P.S.=> Hilarious/Priceless/CLASSIC - the traitor "not-man" pussy went DOWN like a SACK OF POTATOS in 1 punch - (-=*** "SPLAT!!!" ***=-) lol... apk
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Re:I can't wait to see the new connector
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If only Apple also got rid of key bugs in iTunes..
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Re:Nigh impossible
Further support for the debunking of this 'weapon.'
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Re:No they did not
Oh, look, someone else already beat me to analyzing this bullshit - https://www.youtube.com/watch?...
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Re:Who watches the watchmen?
You're rabid. The leftist mainstream media has been pumping out "news" stories with an anti-Trump agenda ever since he won the primaries. Some of it is so obviously slanted and shallow that it's quite laughable, like the Japan fish-feeding episode.
But the biggest sins of the leftist mainstream media is that they ignore stories that don't fit the narrative. That's why a lefty professor from a liberal college had to go on Fox News to share his story about Evergreen.
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No they did not
https://www.youtube.com/watch?...
Try 5 years ago Americans already had one made and operational.
China did not make the worlds first destructive laser rifle. Not even fucking close.
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Re:Lasers are dumb.
you're simply walking down the battlefield with a full dress mirror?
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Re:So much for the Geneva Conventions
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Re:Interesting, isn't it?
Some more bad news for you https://www.youtube.com/watch?...
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Re:*predictive* brand
About the famous inequality https://www.youtube.com/watch?...
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Proof that it is yet another Chinese bullshit !
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Re:Supreme court
One pleasant surprise from the last election is that gun rights are now safe for decades to come
They already were.
Opposed to what FOX says Obama never tried going after any guns.
It was just a marketing fad by gun sellers to get people to stockpile them.
Hence gun sellers were talking about the "Obama effect" that made them sell more guns that ever.Scaring people have been used in marketing for a long time.
You teeth might not be white enough, you also need to invest in gold since the economy will crash.
Just look at the NRA ads.
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Re:What Happens When 3D Printers Get Better???
Glass blanks are *cough* expensive, but making glass telescope mirrors isn't hard. Is there a reason not to make them from glass?
You can learn how from the man himself.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?...If you want to have (tiny) epic fame forever, create a 3d printable mirror grinding machine.
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Re:You can't die... That's ILLEGAL!
Obligatory Rowan Atkinson sketch
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Solaris 11 with Trusted Extensions?
So the DOD simply wants Solaris 11 with Trusted Extensions then?
ref:
http://www.oracle.com/us/produ...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?...PS. Give self negative 1Billion karma for mentioning Oracle...
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Re:He's just a troll
The left also want Assault Rifle bans (yes, assault rifles are a real thing.
Except they aren't talking about 'Assault Rifles', or as they are more commonly called... 'machine guns'... which are already heavily regulated.
'Assault Weapons' are the made up term they use today, which encompasses primarily cosmetic features... unless you want to get to the point of cracking down on all semi-automatic handguns... which at last check SCOTUS has ruled a constitutional right to be able to own.
It's got to do with the speed of the bullet and how it tears through flesh leaving a wide hole).
Except the rifles which the left seeks to ban mostly shoot 223... which on average is about half the weight as say... my 270 deer rifle. Both fire a round at about the same speed, however my 270 has about 2x as much muzzle energy.
Take this comparison of a 223 vs 30-06 against a pair of watermelons: the not at all scary looking 'hunting rifle' has far better wide hole leaving abilities: https://www.youtube.com/watch?...
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Re:Youtube engages in FUD, propaganda, censorship
Here is a short video from the ADL, Youtube's trusted flagger, describing their efforts to build a online hate index. If censorship isn't centralized yet, it soon will be.
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Re:Please tell me this is not a gov op?
My God! The GP is right creimer! Stan Lee is really your dyke!
Uh, no. Stan Lee is searchable content on YouTube. Here's the playlist for all six videos.
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Re:Please tell me this is not a gov op?
Three reasons why Stan Lee had to be at Silicon Valley Comic Con 2018: 1) Steve Wozniak was schedueld to be M.I.A. from his own show while traveling back from Russia; 2) Jeff Goldblum cancelled his Sunday-only appearance to spend all three days at the Dallas Fan Expo 2018; and 3) Stan Lee's management team needed him to make them money by signing 400 comic books from comic book dealers for $50K.
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Obligatory Futurama
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Re:should have contacted me
Low light enhancement:
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Re:LOL
Creimer won an epic troll that burned Slashdot to the ground last year. Butthurt trolls still mutter his name from time to time. You can find creimer at here
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Who watches the wingnuts?
Dan Rather, anchor long time CBS anchor, forced to resign in disgrace for manufacturing anti-conservative news
Wrong wrong wrong. CBS did verify the memos for the accuracy of their content. If they were forged - which has never been proven - someone forged the truth.
And bitch, please, it's not as if every reporter, anchor and editor who repeated the outright lies on Iraq was castigated, much less suspended, much less fired for taking part in the very worst propaganda in modern times. Wingnuts have created this standard that applies to just one person, because it fits your biases.
NPR admitting press is biased
Yes, National Pentagon Radio is quite biased. Just 180 degrees from where you think it is.
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Re:Why?
" the propaganda wing of the Democrat party"
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Re:Why?
If you want to attend some tinfoil-hat action, check out AlienCon. The viewers of Ancient Aliens believe in alien abductions, abortions performed by aliens and MAGA when I attended AlienCon 2016 in Silicon Valley. AlienCon 2018 is coming to Baltimore in November. It will be interesting to see how "authoritative" YouTube will be with the UFO nutters.
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Re:who cares about China
How many recommended FDA servings are there in an elephant? When a man goes to Costco etc and buys a one gallon jar of mayonnaise... how does he propose to use it all?
One serving at a time.
It took us over ten years to get here... how long will it take us to get out? If we work at it, another ten years.
The man asks why are we not doing it? The man does not know that we ARE doing it. What the man means is "why haven't we ALREADY done it?"... Time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?...You might as well ask from the rear seat of the car on the way to Disneyland... "are we there yet" no more than a mile from the old man's house.
Patience. See the big picture. See the forest instead of the tree for a minute. Its all relative and just as China could be made something from nothing something else can be made to take its place.
Houses are built... men come along, prepare the earth, lay the foundation, build up the walls, and plop a roof on it. What ever shall we do if we lose one building or another? Why we'll have to go through the trouble to make another one.
Really not that big of a deal.
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Re:Lubricant layer
Sure it can! I regurly use it with Stan Lee and everything goes smootly. It is just like teflon!
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Re:Haber-Bosch process
Alternatively, you may visit my highly ranked YouTube channel(TM) to learn more shocking truth!
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Re: Just because the pressure and temp is right...
Brilliant creimer! FZ was sure a well known nazi and I am sure that this is why he wrote a song about youself when you were born. You all got us nailed, brilliant!
Here is the story of creimy the mountain and his royalties!
This story was inspired by cdreimer, the parent poster. The story was written by a visionary on cdreimer birth date.
The story of creimy the mountain explained:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...Creimy is a typical mountain who poses for postcards, living with his wife Ethel, a tree, between the cities of Rosamund and Gorman, California. The main features on his mountainous face are two large caves, resembling eyes, and a cliff for a jaw, which moves up and down when he talks, puffing up dust and boulders.
click above link to read more, he even destroyed Edwards Air Force Base just by passing by...Listen to the audio version here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?..."Creimy The Mountain"
includes quotes from Pomp and Circumstance March No. 1 in D major (Edward Elgar), Johnny's Theme (Paul Anka), Off We Go Into The Wild Blue Yonder (Crawford), O Mein Papa (Paul Burkhard), Over The Rainbow (Harburg/Arlen), Star-Spangled Banner (Smith/Key), Suite: Judy Blue Eyes (Stephen Stills)
One, two, three
CREIMY the Mountain
CREIMY the Mountain
A regular picturesque
Postcardy mountain
Residing between lovely
Rosamond and Gorman
With his stunning wife ETHELL, A tree! A tree!CREIMY was a mountain ETHELL was a tree Growing off of his shoulder
CREIMY was a mountain
(CREIMY was a mountain!)
ETHELL was a tree Growing off of his shoulder
(ETHELL was a tree growing off of his shoulder)
(hey, hey hey!)Creimy had two big
Caves for eyes,
With a cliff for a jaw
That would go up 'n down,
And whenever it did,
He'd puff out some dust,
And hack up a boulder (HACK!) Hack up a boulder (HACK! HACK!)
Hack up a boulder (HACK! HACK! HACK!) Up a boulderNow, one day, now I believe it was on a Tuesday, a man in a checkered double-knit suit drove up in a large El Dorado Cadillac, leased from BOB SPREEN
("Where the freeways meet in Downey!")
And he laid a HUGE, BULGING ENVELOPE right at the corner of CREIMY THE MOUNTAIN, that was right where his 'foot' was supposed to be.
Now, CREIMY THE MOUNTAIN, he couldn't believe it! All those postcards he'd posed for, for ALL OF THOSE YEARS, and finally, now, AT LAST, his Royalties!
Royalties! Royalties Royalties! Royalty check is in, honey!
Yes, CREIMY THE MOUNTAIN was RICH! Yes, and his eyeball-caves, they widened in amazement, and his jaw (which was a cliff), well it dropped thirty feet!
A bunch of dust puffed out! Rocks and boulders hacked up, (hack! hack!) crushing 'The LINCOLN'!
I gave him the money He acted real funny He hocked up a rock and It TOTALLED my car!
Oh, do you Know any trucks Might be bound for THE VALLEY?
I don't wanna stand here All night in this bar (Dear Lord)I don't wanna stand here All night in this bar (No shit!)
I don't wanna stand here All night in this bar!
By two o'clock, when the bars are already closed down, CREIMY had broken 'THE BIG NEWS' to ETHELL. And with dust and boulders everywhere, CREIMY, choked with excitement, announced
"ETHELL, we're going on a VACATION!"
Yes, and they WERE going on a vacation! (Oh, and ETHELL, ETHELL, ETHELL, like every little woman, she of course was very excited! She creaked a little bit, and some old birds flew off of her.) CREIMY told ETHELL they were going to Yes! They were going to NEW YORK!
"ETHELL, we're going to New York!"
But first they were gonna stop in LAS VEGAS
It's off to LAS VEGAS to check out the lounges Pull a few handles,
And drink a few beers, (Oh, ETHELL!)ETHELL, my darling, you know that I love you!
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Re: Shitty smelly parasites hindu-chimps
You are a fucking nuisance! You make Slashdot impossible to read especially on mobile devices when I am on the bus. Go kill yourself!
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Re: Shitty smelly parasites hindu-chimps
Brilliant creimer! FZ was sure a well hnown nazi and I am sure that this is why he wrote a song about youself when you were born. You all got us nailed, brilliant!
Here is the story of creimy the mountain and his royalties!
This story was inspired by cdreimer, the parent poster. The story was written by a visionary on cdreimer birth date.
The story of creimy the mountain explained:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...Creimy is a typical mountain who poses for postcards, living with his wife Ethel, a tree, between the cities of Rosamund and Gorman, California. The main features on his mountainous face are two large caves, resembling eyes, and a cliff for a jaw, which moves up and down when he talks, puffing up dust and boulders.
click above link to read more, he even destroyed Edwards Air Force Base just by passing by...Listen to the audio version here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?..."Creimy The Mountain"
includes quotes from Pomp and Circumstance March No. 1 in D major (Edward Elgar), Johnny's Theme (Paul Anka), Off We Go Into The Wild Blue Yonder (Crawford), O Mein Papa (Paul Burkhard), Over The Rainbow (Harburg/Arlen), Star-Spangled Banner (Smith/Key), Suite: Judy Blue Eyes (Stephen Stills)
One, two, three
CREIMY the Mountain
CREIMY the Mountain
A regular picturesque
Postcardy mountain
Residing between lovely
Rosamond and Gorman
With his stunning wife ETHELL, A tree! A tree!CREIMY was a mountain ETHELL was a tree Growing off of his shoulder
CREIMY was a mountain
(CREIMY was a mountain!)
ETHELL was a tree Growing off of his shoulder
(ETHELL was a tree growing off of his shoulder)
(hey, hey hey!)Creimy had two big
Caves for eyes,
With a cliff for a jaw
That would go up 'n down,
And whenever it did,
He'd puff out some dust,
And hack up a boulder (HACK!) Hack up a boulder (HACK! HACK!)
Hack up a boulder (HACK! HACK! HACK!) Up a boulderNow, one day, now I believe it was on a Tuesday, a man in a checkered double-knit suit drove up in a large El Dorado Cadillac, leased from BOB SPREEN
("Where the freeways meet in Downey!")
And he laid a HUGE, BULGING ENVELOPE right at the corner of CREIMY THE MOUNTAIN, that was right where his 'foot' was supposed to be.
Now, CREIMY THE MOUNTAIN, he couldn't believe it! All those postcards he'd posed for, for ALL OF THOSE YEARS, and finally, now, AT LAST, his Royalties!
Royalties! Royalties Royalties! Royalty check is in, honey!
Yes, CREIMY THE MOUNTAIN was RICH! Yes, and his eyeball-caves, they widened in amazement, and his jaw (which was a cliff), well it dropped thirty feet!
A bunch of dust puffed out! Rocks and boulders hacked up, (hack! hack!) crushing 'The LINCOLN'!
I gave him the money He acted real funny He hocked up a rock and It TOTALLED my car!
Oh, do you Know any trucks Might be bound for THE VALLEY?
I don't wanna stand here All night in this bar (Dear Lord)I don't wanna stand here All night in this bar (No shit!)
I don't wanna stand here All night in this bar!
By two o'clock, when the bars are already closed down, CREIMY had broken 'THE BIG NEWS' to ETHELL. And with dust and boulders everywhere, CREIMY, choked with excitement, announced
"ETHELL, we're going on a VACATION!"
Yes, and they WERE going on a vacation! (Oh, and ETHELL, ETHELL, ETHELL, like every little woman, she of course was very excited! She creaked a little bit, and some old birds flew off of her.) CREIMY told ETHELL they were going to Yes! They were going to NEW YORK!
"ETHELL, we're going to New York!"
But first they were gonna stop in LAS VEGAS
It's off to LAS VEGAS to check out the lounges Pull a few handles,
And drink a few beers, (Oh, ETHELL!)ETHELL, my darling, you know that I love you!
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Re:Just because the pressure and temp is right...
Quit nitpicking would you! I was talking about this with my ex-military buddy and Stan Lee yesterday and we understand everything and agree. Also, the process is safe and the potential unlimited.
It has nothing to do with the core of gaz giants!
Just watch my YouTube(TM) channel to learn more.
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Re:It is unclear...
Ho calm down would you? I was talking about this with my ex-military buddy and Stan Lee yesterday and everything is clear to us and safe.
Just watch my dedicated silver coins YouTube(TM) channel if you want to learn more and make more useful comments like I do.
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Re:Energetic nitrogen polymers
I agree! I was talking about this with my military buddy and Stan Lee yesterday and we all concur.
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Re:That's nothing
You sound bitter sweet tits. If you waqnt a chair like mine, you can get one here:
http://www.keynamics.com/image...
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Re: Owning a luxury car (or jet/yatch) is even bet
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Re: Owning a luxury car (or jet/yatch) is even bet
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Re:Shitty smelly parasites hindu-chimps
Gladly enough, there is miracle worker like myself to maintain the equilibrium.
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Re: The Apple model...
I disagree, I still use my iPhone 6s and reduce my monthly bill from $80 to $50. As a phone and a video camera, the iPhone 6s isn't obsolete and I use it to make my videos on youtube. As a Sprint very special customer for 20+ years, Sprint will always give me a new iPhone for free if I decide to stop using the 6s as a phone in the next several years.
Also, I find AmazonTM the gretest thing since sliced bread and helps taking care of my health at retirement with the Amazon long tail revenue streams!
All you need to do is find a website with a permissive TOS, say, Slashdot, create a Python script to scrape your own comments, sprinkle Amazon affiliate links in various posts, and then re-post past links whenever possible. You can even make video of yourself going to pick up AmazonTM parcel at the convenience store and post it on your youtube channel for more redundant revenue streams.
They also have a wide supply, the best of latte and clif/power bars at the best cost, espicially if you make a friend buy them for you with your own affiliate link!
Bonus: get some silver coins, view recommendations on my special Youtube channel dedicated to the topic! They constitute a fail-safe insurance strategy for your retirement!
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Re:Ok, those weren't good examples
Well at least we don't have this problem in the Santa Clara area where I live. I kindly walk over the fields in a stealthily way so no fracking is needed.
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Re:You're lowballing!
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Re:You're lowballing!
STFU creimertard! Nobody is interested in your drivel!
I still use my iPhone 6s and reduce my monthly bill from $80 to $50. As a phone and a video camera, the iPhone 6s isn't obsolete and I use it to make my videos on youtube. As a Sprint very special customer for 20+ years, Sprint will always give me a new iPhone for free if I decide to stop using the 6s as a phone in the next several years.
Also, I find AmazonTM the gretest thing since sliced bread and helps taking care of my health at retirement with the Amazon long tail revenue streams!
All you need to do is find a website with a permissive TOS, say, Slashdot, create a Python script to scrape your own comments, sprinkle Amazon affiliate links in various posts, and then re-post past links whenever possible. You can even make video of yourself going to pick up AmazonTM parcel at the convenience store and post it on your youtube channel for more redundant revenue streams.
They also have a wide supply, the best of latte and clif/power bars at the best cost, espicially if you make a friend buy them for you with your own affiliate link!
Bonus: get some silver coins, view recommendations on my special Youtube channel dedicated to the topic! They constitute a fail-safe insurance strategy for your retirement! View this topic on my special dedicated YouTube if you are ever interested to learn something!
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Re:retarded
Exactly! This is stupid. I take the bus in San Jose and I have no room for a charging station in my city home on Fruitcake.
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Re:Potential Debcale
This is stupid. I take the bus in San Jose and I have no room for a charging station in my city home on Fruitcake.
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Re:wtfc
But iPhone and iPad is fine!
:)
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