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Obligatory: Intel CPU Backdoor Report (Jan 1 2018 by Anonymous Coward · 2018-03-15 11:59 · Score: -1 · on Apple Bans Iran from the App Store (bleepingcomputer.com)

Intel PR: I warned you about -1, this is now being posted on multiple threads

Change log:
2018/01/01 - Added 14 Useful Links. Disable Intel ME 11 via undocumented NSA "High Assurance Platform" mode with me_cleaner, Blackhat Dec 2017 Intel ME presentation, Intel ME CVEs (CVSS Scored 7.2-10.0)

Intel CPU Backdoor Report
The goal of this report is to make the existence of Intel CPU backdoors a common knowledge and provide information on backdoor removal.

What we know about Intel CPU backdoors so far:

TL;DR version

Your Intel CPU and Chipset is running a backdoor as we speak.

The backdoor hardware is inside the CPU/Bridge and the backdoor firmware (Intel Management Engine) is in the chipset flash memory.

30C3 Intel ME live hack:
[Video] 30C3: Persistent, Stealthy, Remote-controlled Dedicated Hardware Malware
@21:43, keystrokes leaked from Intel ME above the OS, wireshark failed to detect packets.

[Quotes] Vortrag:
"the ME provides a perfect environment for undetectable sensitive data leakage on behalf of the attacker".

"We can permanently monitor the keyboard buffer on both operating system targets."

Decoding Intel backdoors:
The situation is out of control and the Libreboot/Coreboot community is looking for BIOS/Firmware experts to help with the Intel ME decoding effort.

If you are skilled in these areas, download Intel ME firmwares from this collection and have a go at them, beware Intel is using a lot of counter measures to prevent their backdoors from being decoded (explained below).

Backdoor removal:
The backdoor firmware can be removed by following this guide using the me_cleaner script.
Removal requires a Raspberry Pi (with GPIO pins) and a SOIC clip.

2017 Dec Update:
Intel ME on recent CPUs may be disabled by enabling the undocumented NSA HAP mode, use me_cleaner with -S option to set the HAP bit, see me_cleaner: HAP AltMeDisable bit.

Useful links (Added 2018 Jan 1):
Disabling Intel ME 11 via undocumented HAP mode (NSA High Assurance Platform mode)
me_cleaner: Set HAP AltMeDisable bit with -S option
Blackhat 2017: How To Hack A Turned Off Computer Or Running Unsigned Code In Intel Management Engine
EFF: Intel's Management Engine is a security hazard, and users need a way to disable it
Sakaki's EFI Install Guide/Disabling the Intel Management Engine
Intel ME bug storm: Hardware vendors race to identify and provide updates for dangerous Intel flaws.

Obligatory: Intel CPU Backdoor Report (Jan 1 2018) by Anonymous Coward · 2018-03-15 10:26 · Score: -1 · on Intel Says 'Partitions' in New Chips Will Correct the Design Flaw that Created Spectre and Meltdown (geekwire.com)

I told you -1 won't work

Change log:
2018/01/01 - Added 14 Useful Links. Disable Intel ME 11 via undocumented NSA "High Assurance Platform" mode with me_cleaner, Blackhat Dec 2017 Intel ME presentation, Intel ME CVEs (CVSS Scored 7.2-10.0)

Intel CPU Backdoor Report
The goal of this report is to make the existence of Intel CPU backdoors a common knowledge and provide information on backdoor removal.

What we know about Intel CPU backdoors so far:

TL;DR version

Your Intel CPU and Chipset is running a backdoor as we speak.

The backdoor hardware is inside the CPU/Bridge and the backdoor firmware (Intel Management Engine) is in the chipset flash memory.

30C3 Intel ME live hack:
[Video] 30C3: Persistent, Stealthy, Remote-controlled Dedicated Hardware Malware
@21:43, keystrokes leaked from Intel ME above the OS, wireshark failed to detect packets.

[Quotes] Vortrag:
"the ME provides a perfect environment for undetectable sensitive data leakage on behalf of the attacker".

"We can permanently monitor the keyboard buffer on both operating system targets."

Decoding Intel backdoors:
The situation is out of control and the Libreboot/Coreboot community is looking for BIOS/Firmware experts to help with the Intel ME decoding effort.

If you are skilled in these areas, download Intel ME firmwares from this collection and have a go at them, beware Intel is using a lot of counter measures to prevent their backdoors from being decoded (explained below).

Backdoor removal:
The backdoor firmware can be removed by following this guide using the me_cleaner script.
Removal requires a Raspberry Pi (with GPIO pins) and a SOIC clip.

2017 Dec Update:
Intel ME on recent CPUs may be disabled by enabling the undocumented NSA HAP mode, use me_cleaner with -S option to set the HAP bit, see me_cleaner: HAP AltMeDisable bit.

Useful links (Added 2018 Jan 1):
Disabling Intel ME 11 via undocumented HAP mode (NSA High Assurance Platform mode)
me_cleaner: Set HAP AltMeDisable bit with -S option
Blackhat 2017: How To Hack A Turned Off Computer Or Running Unsigned Code In Intel Management Engine
EFF: Intel's Management Engine is a security hazard, and users need a way to disable it
Sakaki's EFI Install Guide/Disabling the Intel Management Engine
Intel ME bug storm: Hardware vendors race to identify and provide updates for dangerous Intel flaws.
CVE-2017-5689: An unprivi

echoes to the sound ... of salesmen by Hognoxious · 2018-03-15 07:54 · Score: 1 · on Largest US Radio Company iHeartMedia Files For Bankruptcy (reuters.com)

On today's corporate radio, controlled by computers from a central location in New York, with no local programming, no local DJs, ever playing anything even remotely interesting or controversial?

So no Stanley Jordan, The âDead, Little Feat, or that band from the college down the street?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

Obligatory: Intel CPU Backdoor Report (Jan 1 2018) by Anonymous Coward · 2018-03-15 05:39 · Score: -1, Offtopic · on Intel Says 'Partitions' in New Chips Will Correct the Design Flaw that Created Spectre and Meltdown (geekwire.com)

To Intel PR drone: -1 will only make this report appear in another spot

Change log:
2018/01/01 - Added 14 Useful Links. Disable Intel ME 11 via undocumented NSA "High Assurance Platform" mode with me_cleaner, Blackhat Dec 2017 Intel ME presentation, Intel ME CVEs (CVSS Scored 7.2-10.0)

Intel CPU Backdoor Report
The goal of this report is to make the existence of Intel CPU backdoors a common knowledge and provide information on backdoor removal.

What we know about Intel CPU backdoors so far:

TL;DR version

Your Intel CPU and Chipset is running a backdoor as we speak.

The backdoor hardware is inside the CPU/Bridge and the backdoor firmware (Intel Management Engine) is in the chipset flash memory.

30C3 Intel ME live hack:
[Video] 30C3: Persistent, Stealthy, Remote-controlled Dedicated Hardware Malware
@21:43, keystrokes leaked from Intel ME above the OS, wireshark failed to detect packets.

[Quotes] Vortrag:
"the ME provides a perfect environment for undetectable sensitive data leakage on behalf of the attacker".

"We can permanently monitor the keyboard buffer on both operating system targets."

Decoding Intel backdoors:
The situation is out of control and the Libreboot/Coreboot community is looking for BIOS/Firmware experts to help with the Intel ME decoding effort.

If you are skilled in these areas, download Intel ME firmwares from this collection and have a go at them, beware Intel is using a lot of counter measures to prevent their backdoors from being decoded (explained below).

Backdoor removal:
The backdoor firmware can be removed by following this guide using the me_cleaner script.
Removal requires a Raspberry Pi (with GPIO pins) and a SOIC clip.

2017 Dec Update:
Intel ME on recent CPUs may be disabled by enabling the undocumented NSA HAP mode, use me_cleaner with -S option to set the HAP bit, see me_cleaner: HAP AltMeDisable bit.

Useful links (Added 2018 Jan 1):
Disabling Intel ME 11 via undocumented HAP mode (NSA High Assurance Platform mode)
me_cleaner: Set HAP AltMeDisable bit with -S option
Blackhat 2017: How To Hack A Turned Off Computer Or Running Unsigned Code In Intel Management Engine
EFF: Intel's Management Engine is a security hazard, and users need a way to disable it
Sakaki's EFI Install Guide/Disabling the Intel Management Engine
Intel ME bug storm: Hardware vendors race to identify and provide updates for dangerous Intel flaws.

Obligatory: Intel CPU Backdoor Report (Jan 1 2018) by Anonymous Coward · 2018-03-15 05:13 · Score: 2, Informative · on Intel Says 'Partitions' in New Chips Will Correct the Design Flaw that Created Spectre and Meltdown (geekwire.com)

Change log:
2018/01/01 - Added 14 Useful Links. Disable Intel ME 11 via undocumented NSA "High Assurance Platform" mode with me_cleaner, Blackhat Dec 2017 Intel ME presentation, Intel ME CVEs (CVSS Scored 7.2-10.0)

Intel CPU Backdoor Report
The goal of this report is to make the existence of Intel CPU backdoors a common knowledge and provide information on backdoor removal.

What we know about Intel CPU backdoors so far:

TL;DR version

Your Intel CPU and Chipset is running a backdoor as we speak.

The backdoor hardware is inside the CPU/Bridge and the backdoor firmware (Intel Management Engine) is in the chipset flash memory.

30C3 Intel ME live hack:
[Video] 30C3: Persistent, Stealthy, Remote-controlled Dedicated Hardware Malware
@21:43, keystrokes leaked from Intel ME above the OS, wireshark failed to detect packets.

[Quotes] Vortrag:
"the ME provides a perfect environment for undetectable sensitive data leakage on behalf of the attacker".

"We can permanently monitor the keyboard buffer on both operating system targets."

Decoding Intel backdoors:
The situation is out of control and the Libreboot/Coreboot community is looking for BIOS/Firmware experts to help with the Intel ME decoding effort.

If you are skilled in these areas, download Intel ME firmwares from this collection and have a go at them, beware Intel is using a lot of counter measures to prevent their backdoors from being decoded (explained below).

Backdoor removal:
The backdoor firmware can be removed by following this guide using the me_cleaner script.
Removal requires a Raspberry Pi (with GPIO pins) and a SOIC clip.

2017 Dec Update:
Intel ME on recent CPUs may be disabled by enabling the undocumented NSA HAP mode, use me_cleaner with -S option to set the HAP bit, see me_cleaner: HAP AltMeDisable bit.

Useful links (Added 2018 Jan 1):
Disabling Intel ME 11 via undocumented HAP mode (NSA High Assurance Platform mode)
me_cleaner: Set HAP AltMeDisable bit with -S option
Blackhat 2017: How To Hack A Turned Off Computer Or Running Unsigned Code In Intel Management Engine
EFF: Intel's Management Engine is a security hazard, and users need a way to disable it
Sakaki's EFI Install Guide/Disabling the Intel Management Engine
Intel ME bug storm: Hardware vendors race to identify and provide updates for dangerous Intel flaws.
CVE-2017-5689: An unprivileged network attacker could ga

Re:Oversimplified by Solandri · 2018-03-15 04:44 · Score: 1 · on All Disk Galaxies Rotate Once Every Billion Years (astronomy.com)

That's not entirely surprising: the more massive the galaxy, the faster the rotation at any given distance, but also the more distant the outer rim.

That was considered decades ago. The problem with thinking of galaxies in the classic 1/r^2 gravitational sense is that it implies that the spiral structure we observe in so many galaxies should have destroyed itself within a few billion years (a few rotations). There's something else going on with how they rotate that we don't understand. This apparent constant spin rate of outer edge is another piece of the puzzle. Dark matter may be another.

This mystery is similar to the spokes in Saturn's rings. Again, by classic gravitational theory, these spokes should tear apart relatively quickly as the inner structure rotates faster than the outer structure. But that's not what we see happening - somehow they appear to rotate at the same angular rate regardless of distance from Saturn. As if the rings were a solid disk instead of individual particles.

Re:Slashdot glitch? by Anonymous Coward · 2018-03-15 04:26 · Score: 0 · on Scientists Create a Way For People With Amputations To Feel Their Prosthetics (gizmodo.com)

No, it's only you fat fucking get rich quick spammer!

Don't click on his homepage link! creimer is trying to get you to subscribe automatically to his youtube channel, force you to watch his digi-feces videos and make money off you!

Yes, believe it or not, creimer owns all the above sock puppet accounts. It is a mystery why Slashdot management tolerates it!

creimer wrote:

I don't bother with mod points. I'm doing something much more sinister. It took ten story submissions ? I'll have to double check the number ? to move cdreimer's karma from neutral to excellent without ever being exposed to the capricious mods. Mmmmmwwwwahahahahahahaha!

https://slashdot.org/comments....

Danger, Will Robinson, Danger! Creimy is posting more than 2 posts a day. Hurry! mod down otherwise /. will go to hell again!

Note: you can mod down even if already at -1 to lower karma and to prevent lost /. users to accidentally mod up.

creimer wrote:

All you need to do is find a website with a permissive TOS, say, Slashdot, create a Python script to scrape your own comments, sprinkle Amazon affiliate links in various posts, and then re-post past links whenever possible. Won't be long before you start making "coffee money" each month.

https://slashdot.org/comments....

C.D. Reimer is a renowned Slashdot collaborator, as he puts it himself; "Because of the quality of my posts and my article submissions, I'm a highly rated commentator and moderator."

But does anybody ever wondered what "C.D." stands for? Well, it stands for Creimy Dumpty of course!

Creimy Dumpty sat on the wall,
Creimy Dumpty had a great fall.
All the king's horses
And all the king's men
Couldn't put Creimy Dumpty
Together again.

Creimy's siblings video and theme song, very realistic, especially the pants, just like Creimy's:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

With "Vice President Pence Vowing US Astronauts Will Return To the Moon", we are sure they will need miracle workers up there, here is what it would look like. Note that Creimy takes care of bringing a lot of food to the moon as depicted below:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

Creimy's real pictures:
Before the sex change:
https://ibb.co/cc7Ddw
After the sex change:

Re:Slashdot glitch? by Anonymous Coward · 2018-03-15 04:26 · Score: 0 · on Scientists Create a Way For People With Amputations To Feel Their Prosthetics (gizmodo.com)

No, it's only you fat fucking get rich quick spammer!

Don't click on his homepage link! creimer is trying to get you to subscribe automatically to his youtube channel, force you to watch his digi-feces videos and make money off you!

Yes, believe it or not, creimer owns all the above sock puppet accounts. It is a mystery why Slashdot management tolerates it!

creimer wrote:

I don't bother with mod points. I'm doing something much more sinister. It took ten story submissions ? I'll have to double check the number ? to move cdreimer's karma from neutral to excellent without ever being exposed to the capricious mods. Mmmmmwwwwahahahahahahaha!

https://slashdot.org/comments....

Danger, Will Robinson, Danger! Creimy is posting more than 2 posts a day. Hurry! mod down otherwise /. will go to hell again!

Note: you can mod down even if already at -1 to lower karma and to prevent lost /. users to accidentally mod up.

creimer wrote:

All you need to do is find a website with a permissive TOS, say, Slashdot, create a Python script to scrape your own comments, sprinkle Amazon affiliate links in various posts, and then re-post past links whenever possible. Won't be long before you start making "coffee money" each month.

https://slashdot.org/comments....

C.D. Reimer is a renowned Slashdot collaborator, as he puts it himself; "Because of the quality of my posts and my article submissions, I'm a highly rated commentator and moderator."

But does anybody ever wondered what "C.D." stands for? Well, it stands for Creimy Dumpty of course!

Creimy Dumpty sat on the wall,
Creimy Dumpty had a great fall.
All the king's horses
And all the king's men
Couldn't put Creimy Dumpty
Together again.

Creimy's siblings video and theme song, very realistic, especially the pants, just like Creimy's:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

With "Vice President Pence Vowing US Astronauts Will Return To the Moon", we are sure they will need miracle workers up there, here is what it would look like. Note that Creimy takes care of bringing a lot of food to the moon as depicted below:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

Creimy's real pictures:
Before the sex change:
https://ibb.co/cc7Ddw
After the sex change:

Re:Oh, darn... by Anonymous Coward · 2018-03-15 04:16 · Score: 0 · on Google Will Ban All Cryptocurrency-related Advertising (cnbc.com)

Don't click on his homepage link! creimer is trying to get you to subscribe automatically to his youtube channel, force you to watch his digi-feces videos and make money off you!

Yes, believe it or not, creimer owns all the above sock puppet accounts. It is a mystery why Slashdot management tolerates it!

creimer wrote:

I don't bother with mod points. I'm doing something much more sinister. It took ten story submissions ? I'll have to double check the number ? to move cdreimer's karma from neutral to excellent without ever being exposed to the capricious mods. Mmmmmwwwwahahahahahahaha!

https://slashdot.org/comments....

Danger, Will Robinson, Danger! Creimy is posting more than 2 posts a day. Hurry! mod down otherwise /. will go to hell again!

Note: you can mod down even if already at -1 to lower karma and to prevent lost /. users to accidentally mod up.

creimer wrote:

All you need to do is find a website with a permissive TOS, say, Slashdot, create a Python script to scrape your own comments, sprinkle Amazon affiliate links in various posts, and then re-post past links whenever possible. Won't be long before you start making "coffee money" each month.

https://slashdot.org/comments....

C.D. Reimer is a renowned Slashdot collaborator, as he puts it himself; "Because of the quality of my posts and my article submissions, I'm a highly rated commentator and moderator."

But does anybody ever wondered what "C.D." stands for? Well, it stands for Creimy Dumpty of course!

Creimy Dumpty sat on the wall,
Creimy Dumpty had a great fall.
All the king's horses
And all the king's men
Couldn't put Creimy Dumpty
Together again.

Creimy's siblings video and theme song, very realistic, especially the pants, just like Creimy's:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

With "Vice President Pence Vowing US Astronauts Will Return To the Moon", we are sure they will need miracle workers up there, here is what it would look like. Note that Creimy takes care of bringing a lot of food to the moon as depicted below:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

Creimy's real pictures:
Before the sex change:
https://ibb.co/cc7Ddw
After the sex change:
https://ibb.co/gVad65

Re:Oh, darn... by Anonymous Coward · 2018-03-15 04:16 · Score: 0 · on Google Will Ban All Cryptocurrency-related Advertising (cnbc.com)

Don't click on his homepage link! creimer is trying to get you to subscribe automatically to his youtube channel, force you to watch his digi-feces videos and make money off you!

Yes, believe it or not, creimer owns all the above sock puppet accounts. It is a mystery why Slashdot management tolerates it!

creimer wrote:

I don't bother with mod points. I'm doing something much more sinister. It took ten story submissions ? I'll have to double check the number ? to move cdreimer's karma from neutral to excellent without ever being exposed to the capricious mods. Mmmmmwwwwahahahahahahaha!

https://slashdot.org/comments....

Danger, Will Robinson, Danger! Creimy is posting more than 2 posts a day. Hurry! mod down otherwise /. will go to hell again!

Note: you can mod down even if already at -1 to lower karma and to prevent lost /. users to accidentally mod up.

creimer wrote:

All you need to do is find a website with a permissive TOS, say, Slashdot, create a Python script to scrape your own comments, sprinkle Amazon affiliate links in various posts, and then re-post past links whenever possible. Won't be long before you start making "coffee money" each month.

https://slashdot.org/comments....

C.D. Reimer is a renowned Slashdot collaborator, as he puts it himself; "Because of the quality of my posts and my article submissions, I'm a highly rated commentator and moderator."

But does anybody ever wondered what "C.D." stands for? Well, it stands for Creimy Dumpty of course!

Creimy Dumpty sat on the wall,
Creimy Dumpty had a great fall.
All the king's horses
And all the king's men
Couldn't put Creimy Dumpty
Together again.

Creimy's siblings video and theme song, very realistic, especially the pants, just like Creimy's:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

With "Vice President Pence Vowing US Astronauts Will Return To the Moon", we are sure they will need miracle workers up there, here is what it would look like. Note that Creimy takes care of bringing a lot of food to the moon as depicted below:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

Creimy's real pictures:
Before the sex change:
https://ibb.co/cc7Ddw
After the sex change:
https://ibb.co/gVad65

"It's all about the long term" by kaizendojo · 2018-03-15 02:05 · Score: 5, Interesting · on How Amazon Became Corporate America's Nightmare (bloomberg.com)

If you want an insight into why Amazon is so different and so unlike any other company, you only need to look at their 1997 cover letter to their investors which has been added to every other investor letter since. A quote from the letter: "It’s All About the Long Term We believe that a fundamental measure of our success will be the shareholder value we create over the long term. This value will be a direct result of our ability to extend and solidify our current market leadership position. The stronger our market leadership, the more powerful our economic model. Market leadership can translate directly to higher revenue, higher profitability, greater capital velocity, and correspondingly stronger returns on invested capital." (Source: https://www.amazon.com/p/featu... - 1997 letter is at the end) Unlike most companies, which concentrate on shareholder value or profit or margins, Amazon is focused on one thing and one thing only. BEING THE MARKET LEADER ANY MARKET THEY ENTER. At any cost. Seriously; they care less about profit than they do about being number one in anything they do, no matter what. How do you compete with someone when their only mode is 'full out'? When the only thing they care about is beating you, even if it costs them profit to do so? There's an excellent video that explains this strategy here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

safe, cliche uber meme by epine · 2018-03-14 14:17 · Score: 1 · on Facebook Quietly Hid Webpages Bragging of Ability to Influence Elections (theintercept.com)

People mentioning Pizzagate, Agenda 21, NWO are laughed at, or are warned off as potential trolls, so they don't make others look bad.

The degree to which this lunacy rubs off on other people is proportional to how close their positions are to those listed above.

What I'm hearing you say: Gotta flush some batshit 11s, so that we don't look bad as batshit 10s.

The whole reason that pizzagate became a cross-spectrum meme is because it's a handy batshit 11, where the pizzagate meme-dropper doesn't need to know a damn thing, because it simply can't go seriously sideways (99% of the sober Internet is on your side).

A know-nothing spectral boob trying to mock a batshit 9 in a roomful of true believers soon gets his fingers and toes hacked off. And so we have the safe, cliche uber memes.

What On Earth Does Kent Hovind Believe - Part 1 - The Flat Earth

Start at about 2m30 (the narrator's preamble is pretty smug).

So he's a Young Earth creationist through and through, but he somehow draws the line over Biblical literalism concerning a flat earth. What does that argue for his mental competence? I can't figure that out, but I do know that people are complicated, and that isn't going to change soon.

Re:Cambridge analytica by burtosis · 2018-03-14 12:37 · Score: 1 · on Facebook Quietly Hid Webpages Bragging of Ability to Influence Elections (theintercept.com)

I just noticed your tag line. If you haven't please check out this clip with Dr Jill Stein, it truly is my favorite clip of her in the last 6 months. It is appalling the levels MSNBC will go to to smear candidates outside of mainstream, and her comments are the reason I bring up the 6 billion. Having to fact check the interviewer, expose the McCarthyism, and murder her own interviewer with words are what is wrong with corporate bought MSM.

Bained by rsilvergun · 2018-03-14 12:05 · Score: 2 · on Toys R Us To Close All 800 of Its US Stores (washingtonpost.com)

Yet another company that got Bained. Kay-Bee had the same thing done to them. Can we just ban leveraged buyouts already?

last day video by Joe_Dragon · 2018-03-14 12:02 · Score: 1 · on Toys R Us To Close All 800 of Its US Stores (washingtonpost.com)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

Re:Facebook and Twitter don't seem to get it by rtb61 · 2018-03-14 11:43 · Score: 1 · on Facebook Quietly Hid Webpages Bragging of Ability to Influence Elections (theintercept.com)

I thought is was this video https://www.youtube.com/watch?... that did a lot of damage and nothing but the words out of her own mouth and her own behaviour, this produced after calling a large number of voters deplorables.

Re: First poster to mention SJW gets smacked by Areyoukiddingme · 2018-03-14 11:33 · Score: 1 · on 'Women At Microsoft Are Sexualized By Their Male Managers,' Lawsuit Alleges (arstechnica.com)

I still think it's a terrible injustice that there are so few female garbage collectors. Where's the feminine outrage that driving garbage trucks is primarily a male-dominated job?

The old excuse was that far fewer women had the necessary upper body strength to manhandle full trashcans all day. (See what I did there?) But even that excuse is now gone, with garbage trucks equipped with robot dumpers. Make way for the female garbage collectors! Liberté, égalité, fraternité! Woops, uh, Liberté, égalité, sororité!

"You're wrong if you think..." by Anonymous Coward · 2018-03-14 11:09 · Score: 0 · on Google Will Ban All Cryptocurrency-related Advertising (cnbc.com)

"... I'll be just like you" (I could be fake. I could be STUPID) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04fQTmvFfGo/

* You're only IN MY WAY... & you're afraid of what I put out!

APK

P.S.=> That tune's JUST FOR YOU... apk

Re:Forfeiture of assets? by R3d+M3rcury · 2018-03-14 09:15 · Score: 0 · on Former Equifax CIO Charged With Insider Trading (bloomberg.com)

I'm fine with it, as long as they don't allow women.

Re:Incompetence and negligence by Anonymous Coward · 2018-03-14 08:46 · Score: -1 · on Former Equifax CIO Charged With Insider Trading (bloomberg.com)

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2 Year old repost by drrck · 2018-03-14 08:32 · Score: 1 · on UFO Disclosure Group Releases Newest Navy F/A-18 Super Hornet UFO Encounter Video (cnn.com)

This video has been on Vimeo for two years already. Apparently posted by a SFX guy... https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

Stephen Hawking in popular culture by DontBeAMoran · 2018-03-14 08:11 · Score: 1 · on A Brief History of Stephen Hawking (newscientist.com)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

Re:Those statements may be true by beckett · 2018-03-14 07:33 · Score: 1 · on Siri Team Didn't Learn About HomePod Until 2015, After Amazon Echo Debuted (9to5mac.com)

How about Hound?

can it get odd roads right like palatine road? by Joe_Dragon · 2018-03-14 06:55 · Score: 1 · on Google Opens Maps To Bring the Real World Into Games (engadget.com)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

can it get odd roads right like palatine road? by Joe_Dragon · 2018-03-14 06:55 · Score: 1 · on Google Opens Maps To Bring the Real World Into Games (engadget.com)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

Re:Oh, darn... by Anonymous Coward · 2018-03-14 06:50 · Score: 0 · on Google Will Ban All Cryptocurrency-related Advertising (cnbc.com)

I thought you had ONE AND ONLY TROLL, Chris? Which sockpocket are you using to get karma back? Is _Sharp'r_ somehow involved in this?

It's not normal that you're suddenly getting modded up for your abysmal shitty posts.

cdreimer waddling to work after he missed the bus

Re:Let Google tell us about the other side too... by gnick · 2018-03-14 06:37 · Score: 3 · on Google Will Ban All Cryptocurrency-related Advertising (cnbc.com)

top of each pyramid

Pump & dump for cryptocurrency is organized, profitable, and mostly legal. John Oliver did a good piece on cryptocurrencies over the weekend that touches on this and other misbehavior.

Copyright is forever. by denzacar · 2018-03-14 06:19 · Score: 1 · on A Startup is Pitching a Mind-Uploading Service That is '100 Percent Fatal' (technologyreview.com)

Of course, this means you have to guess what kind of thing will be valuable enough 100 or 1000 years from now for someone to extract your consciousness.

Just make sure you have enough lawyers for them to keep arguing that you're technically not dead.
They'll also have to chase down all those profits from your art floating around for all those centuries.
I suggest making something simple, like a children's book.

Re:Not invented here by tlhIngan · 2018-03-14 05:44 · Score: 3, Informative · on Google's New 'Plus Codes' Are An Open Source, Global Alternative To Street Addresses (9to5google.com)

No, Google think this would be a useful system in parts in developing countries with less formal address systems. For example, there are 1 million inhabitants in Kathmandu, but the majority of the roads have no names and there are also no street numbers. So when you send a parcel, you don't need to describe it as "past the ABC Hostel, then third street on the right; the house next to the large birch tree". I think the criteria they set are quite sensible, but many of them are indeed fulfilled by the Maidenhead Locator System already. Whether it is worth it to create a new system just for the few additional criteria (e.g. "does not spell words"), I am not sure.

No, ti's because there's no standard on addressing, period.

Even in the developed world there are places without street names but every location is well specified. (Basically there all buildings are on a coordinate system so you're really just giving effectively an (x, y) coordinate to get the building)..

Also, it's to avoid the mojibake scenarios when alternative character sets are used

Re:Stephen Hawking will never die. by Mal-2 · 2018-03-14 05:34 · Score: 1 · on Stephen Hawking, Who Examined the Universe and Explained Black Holes, Dies at 76 (nytimes.com)

We'll always have his brilliant career as a gangsta rapper.

Please.. let's not forget this about him.... by gosand · 2018-03-14 05:27 · Score: 1 · on Stephen Hawking, Who Examined the Universe and Explained Black Holes, Dies at 76 (nytimes.com)

Among all of his accomplishments, he wasn't so serious... here is just one of his appearances on The Simpsons... YouTube . Hilarious!

A great man indeed. I am going to dust off my copy of A Brief History of Time now.

Re:So all Rachael Maddow clips will be tagged? by Uberbah · 2018-03-14 04:00 · Score: 1 · on YouTube Will Add Information From Wikipedia To Videos About Conspiracies (theverge.com)

Oh, the delicious irony.

Insert Diego Montoya clip here.

How awesome is it that you can demand others play by rules that you yourself won't follow?

Except that's exactly how it works, dotard, as you can't prove a negative. It's the job of a person claiming a thing is a thing to prove that its a thing. If you say you believe in Santa Claus as a grown assed man (far less embarrassing than believing in Russiagate btw), is it somehow my responsibility to prove that a man with magical powers doesn't exist in an undisclosed location? Nope.

As Christopher Hitchens said after debating nutjob fundies who claim it was his job to prove that an omnipotent sky god doesn't exist, "That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence."

Re:So all Rachael Maddow clips will be tagged? by Uberbah · 2018-03-14 02:55 · Score: 1 · on YouTube Will Add Information From Wikipedia To Videos About Conspiracies (theverge.com)

While I agree that Maddow in particular is trying to squeeze blood from a stone, you're obviously blind if you think the Trump campaign and cabinet members didn't get help from Russia, make shady deals with Russians, and lied about it â" sometimes under oath.

Copied and pasted since you skipped it the first time:

Feel free to put up or STFU with some evidence, guys. Protip: assertions are not evidence.

So far you Russiagaters have as much evidence as Birthers, Chem Trailers or Lunar Conspiracy nutjobs. But at least those jackasses weren't trying to drag us into World War 3.

Re:Why? by Tomahawk · 2018-03-14 00:22 · Score: 1 · on Google's New 'Plus Codes' Are An Open Source, Global Alternative To Street Addresses (9to5google.com)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?... (The European City Centre With No Street Names)

Re:Stephen Hawking will never die. by bazorg · 2018-03-13 20:58 · Score: 1 · on Stephen Hawking, Who Examined the Universe and Explained Black Holes, Dies at 76 (nytimes.com)

Long after rappers and reality TV stars and tinpot despots and kings and presidents are dust and forgotten

I guess he was hedging his bets ...
All my shootings be drivebys

Small meteoroid in free fall by skoskav · 2018-03-13 20:14 · Score: 1 · on UFO Disclosure Group Releases Newest Navy F/A-18 Super Hornet UFO Encounter Video (cnn.com)

My turbo research before I'm off to work is that it could be a small-ish meteoroid in free fall. It appearing as a cold white object in the IR-camera's "black mode" could be due to it still retaining the near-zero Kelvin temperature from space, though I'm unsure how the atmospheric entry would have affected that.

Noted scientific skeptic Phil Plait's article on a possible event such as this: http://www.slate.com/blogs/bad...

Featured video (1m 50s in): https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

Re:HTML? by MemeRot · 2018-03-13 18:27 · Score: 1 · on Developers Love Trendy New Languages, But Earn More With Functional Programming: Stack Overflow's Annual Survey (arstechnica.com)

So is powerpoint https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

Did IQâ(TM)s just drop sharply while Inwas aw by vvk · 2018-03-13 18:08 · Score: 1 · on Stephen Hawking, Who Examined the Universe and Explained Black Holes, Dies at 76 (nytimes.com)

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=...

Re:His Last Words by Anonymous Coward · 2018-03-13 17:44 · Score: 0 · on Stephen Hawking, Who Examined the Universe and Explained Black Holes, Dies at 76 (nytimes.com)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

lol'd

rip hawking tho. wonder who will fill his void, perhaps black science man?

Re:Doesn't sound like it was the accident by Anonymous Coward · 2018-03-13 17:17 · Score: 0 · on New York's Subway Is Slow Because They Slowed Down the Trains After A 1995 Accident

CUNY schools are community colleges.

SUNY schools are a national joke.

Name one CEO that came out of the SUNY or CUNY systems.

Because I can name two that came from public universities in Alabama. Tim Cook and Jimmy Wales.

His Last Words by rh2600 · 2018-03-13 17:06 · Score: 5, Funny · on Stephen Hawking, Who Examined the Universe and Explained Black Holes, Dies at 76 (nytimes.com)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

So all Rachael Maddow clips will be tagged? by Uberbah · 2018-03-13 16:05 · Score: 3, Interesting · on YouTube Will Add Information From Wikipedia To Videos About Conspiracies (theverge.com)

The greatest conspiracy theory of our time (and the dumbest of all time) is Russiagate. Mueller - one of the people who lied you into Iraq has had more than a year but has gotten nothing more than twitter trolls and indictments that have nothing to do with Trump or Russia.

Pointing this out always results in butthurt from people who have been eager to get punked a second time by the people who lied to world about Saddam planning 911 and having WMD's. Feel free to put up or STFU with some evidence, guys. Protip: assertions are not evidence.

Re:The unfortunate facts... by AbRASiON · 2018-03-13 12:24 · Score: 1 · on Reddit and the Struggle To Detoxify the Internet (newyorker.com)

Your post is totally correct and I'm utterly shocked that you've made it to a +3, I've said the same things here a few times and it's resulted in 'flame wars' over the moderation of my posts. Ending up with +1 informative for example at best.

The SJW types here have infested, hence the endless submission of anti-trump news (I don't even like Trump! but stop fabricating things about him and more so, stop bringing irrelevant politics to slashdot!)

The worst part is the unwillingness to discuss, these people defer straight to this. (Sorry this is a memesque / harsh video from a shit-stirrer but I can't say I disagree with it at all.)

"How To Win An Argument In 2018"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

Re:I want my flying car! by stooo · 2018-03-13 09:24 · Score: 1 · on Larry Page's Flying Taxis, Now Exiting Stealth Mode (nytimes.com)

Use a bathtub.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

pretty lame summary by nimbius · 2018-03-13 04:06 · Score: 5, Insightful · on Researchers Find Critical Vulnerabilities in AMD's Ryzen and EPYC Processors, But They Gave the Chipmaker Only 24 Hours Before Making the Findings Public (cnet.com)

https://amdflaws.com/ for the actual exploits detailed. the "whitepaper" is mostly fluff, unless you enjoy pretty icons and charts..completely remiss of any technical implementation details outside of how vulnerable Windows is to this flaw. Idiotic green screen video confirms this exploit appears to have more studio production value than actual security value. https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

Intelligence chief Clapper gets off scot-free by DNS-and-BIND · 2018-03-13 02:31 · Score: 0, Offtopic · on Trump's Pick for New CIA Director Is Career Spymaster (bloomberg.com)

It's been five years since former US spy chief James Clapper lied to Congress about the NSA's giant surveillance program, and the statute of limitations for his crime is coming to end, guaranteeing him a peaceful retirement.

On March 12, 2013, Clapper, then director of national intelligence, knowingly lied to the US Select Committee on Intelligence, when he was asked by Senator Ron Wyden (D-OR) whether the National Security Agency collected "any type of data at all on millions or hundreds of millions of Americans."

"No sir. Not willingly," Clapper said.

The full extent of Clapper's unabashed dishonesty was revealed to the world just three months later, when NSA whistleblower Edward Snowden leaked troves of documents to Wikileaks detailing the agencyâ(TM)s vast, warrantless surveillance of American citizens.

In 2009, professional baseball player Miguel Tejada pleaded guilty to lying to Congress after giving false testimony about performance-enhancing drug use in Major League Baseball.

"He admitted to lying to Congress and was unremorseful and flippant about it," Rep. Thomas Massie (R-KY) told the Washington Examiner. "The integrity of our federal government is at stake because his behavior sets the standard for the entire intelligence community." Massie was referring to Clapper, not the baseball player. Just to be clear.

In other news, an unprecedented number of former CIA agents are running for office in 2018 as Democrats. Once in the CIA, always in the CIA. They will always represent the Agency's interests, no matter what walk of life they progress to. Get out there and vote, people. Bring a couple of friends to vote. It's the only way we'll get our country back.

Re:Plausable Denability by Anonymous Coward · 2018-03-12 20:19 · Score: 0 · on ACLU Sues TSA Over Electronic Device Searches (techcrunch.com)

Ahh the good ole hidden partition, aka there ain't nobody here but us chickens.

Re: Every time.... by Uberbah · 2018-03-12 13:29 · Score: 1 · on Reddit Admits Russian Trolls Got Into Website During 2016 Election (vice.com)

I mean it is possible that someone else paid the Russian troll factories to spread pro-Russian propaganda

And it's "possible" that Obama was born in Kenya. Whoop de freaking do. The thing here, AC, is that you're believing in a narrative, and I'm an atheist. I don't do belief, I do facts. And so far - how many posts are we into this thread now? - you don't have any.

Other than that I'm not sure what to say anymore because it's like talking to a wall - worse actually.

Yes, you are a wall. Evidence. Evidence.

Eh.

Vi.

Dense.

If you have any, you would be presenting it instead of just blowing more smoke. Like if I'm debating an Obamabot who's claiming that Obama was really a great guy who was just held back by a hostile GOP Congress, I will burry his dumb ass in facts. Facts like the Dem supermajority from '09-'11, or that the worst policies during his time in office came from Obama, not Republicans. And then list them.

Because in a different post you kind of admitted that your fear of Russia's nuclear arsenal motivates you to do this, which of course you twisted into making the US look like the aggressor.

Annnnnd this is where I burry your dumb ass with facts. After promising Gorbachev that NATO wouldn't expand eastward (so Germany's reunification wouldn't be vetoed), the hostile military alliance has nearly doubled in size and expanded right to Russia's borders. If that wasn't enough, Dubbya erected "missile shields" in eastern Europe to make it easier for the U.S. to launch a first nuclear strike on Russia and survive the retaliatory launches. Sure, they claimed it was for Iran, but not even Ray Charles is blind enough to buy that one, and he's dead.

Then Bush invaded a country on Russia's border, Obama overthrew another, and in the biggest act of chutzpah in history, levied sanctions against Russia in response to said American overthrow. Obama also deployed the largest number of troops seen in eastern Europe since WWII and started a trillion-dollar upgrade of America's nuclear arsenal. Hillary campaigned on shooting down Russian planes in Syria, where Russia has been invited but where the US has no business being. And now, Trump is sending the U.S. Navy to the Black Sea, which is the equivalent to Putin sending a carrier group the Gulf of Mexico 'in response to American aggression.' Of course the United States is the aggressor here. The whole in your head would have to be measured in light years to claim otherwise.

^This is what it looks when you can back back up your shit with facts and citations. When you Russiagaters can do the same, by all means let us know.

Re: Every time.... by Uberbah · 2018-03-12 13:03 · Score: 1 · on Reddit Admits Russian Trolls Got Into Website During 2016 Election (vice.com)

Basically you are refusing to state whether you do or do not think it's a crime if Trump staffers colluded with the Russians. IOW You think they did, are glad they did but don't want to admit it.

You sound like James Risen, who was in a debate with Greenwald who said about 15 times he wanted hard evidence for this conspiracy theory given the lies told in the past from the same people pushing Russiagate. Risen responded not with evidence, but haranguing Greenwald about what his personal beliefs were on Trump and Russia.

Like Greenwald, I'm an atheist and I don't have to believe anything. Belief is for religion - current events are matter of facts. So until Russian collusion is a proven fact, you may as well speculate what will happen if one of Trump's aids turns out to be a child molester or a cannibal. It's a free country, you can believe whatever you want, but it puts you in the same territory as people who speculate that the moon landings were faked or that Obama was born in Kenya.

tl;dr: put up the evidence or stfu until you do

Of course, you would laugh at the truth, wouldn't you?

The truth where Sanders can walk into a room full of Trump voters and have them cheering for free health care and higher education in a matter of minutes? He was a no-name senator from a tiny-assed state. Against the entire party establishment, against the biggest name in party politics, against the media, Bernie should have lasted as long as Jim Webb or Laurence Lessig in the primary and dropped out with 5% of the vote at most. Not by winning 23 states and 43% of the vote despite the election being rigged in favor of another candidate.

So your projection is noted.

Re: Every time.... by Uberbah · 2018-03-12 13:03 · Score: 1 · on Reddit Admits Russian Trolls Got Into Website During 2016 Election (vice.com)

Basically you are refusing to state whether you do or do not think it's a crime if Trump staffers colluded with the Russians. IOW You think they did, are glad they did but don't want to admit it.

You sound like James Risen, who was in a debate with Greenwald who said about 15 times he wanted hard evidence for this conspiracy theory given the lies told in the past from the same people pushing Russiagate. Risen responded not with evidence, but haranguing Greenwald about what his personal beliefs were on Trump and Russia.

Like Greenwald, I'm an atheist and I don't have to believe anything. Belief is for religion - current events are matter of facts. So until Russian collusion is a proven fact, you may as well speculate what will happen if one of Trump's aids turns out to be a child molester or a cannibal. It's a free country, you can believe whatever you want, but it puts you in the same territory as people who speculate that the moon landings were faked or that Obama was born in Kenya.

tl;dr: put up the evidence or stfu until you do

Of course, you would laugh at the truth, wouldn't you?

The truth where Sanders can walk into a room full of Trump voters and have them cheering for free health care and higher education in a matter of minutes? He was a no-name senator from a tiny-assed state. Against the entire party establishment, against the biggest name in party politics, against the media, Bernie should have lasted as long as Jim Webb or Laurence Lessig in the primary and dropped out with 5% of the vote at most. Not by winning 23 states and 43% of the vote despite the election being rigged in favor of another candidate.

So your projection is noted.

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