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Re:WTF!? by Anonymous Coward · 2018-01-25 05:42 · Score: -1 · on Admiral Charges Hotmail Users More For Car Insurance (thetimes.co.uk)

Here is the story of creimy the mountain and his royalties!

This story was inspired by cdreimer, the parent poster.

The story of creimy the mountain explained:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

Listen to the audio version here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

"Creimy The Mountain"

includes quotes from Pomp and Circumstance March No. 1 in D major (Edward Elgar), Johnny's Theme (Paul Anka), Off We Go Into The Wild Blue Yonder (Crawford), O Mein Papa (Paul Burkhard), Over The Rainbow (Harburg/Arlen), Star-Spangled Banner (Smith/Key), Suite: Judy Blue Eyes (Stephen Stills)

One, two, three

CREIMY the Mountain
CREIMY the Mountain
A regular picturesque
Postcardy mountain
Residing between lovely
Rosamond and Gorman
With his stunning wife ETHELL, A tree! A tree!

CREIMY was a mountain ETHELL was a tree Growing off of his shoulder

CREIMY was a mountain
(CREIMY was a mountain!)
ETHELL was a tree Growing off of his shoulder
(ETHELL was a tree growing off of his shoulder)
(hey, hey hey!)

Creimy had two big
Caves for eyes,
With a cliff for a jaw
That would go up 'n down,
And whenever it did,
He'd puff out some dust,
And hack up a boulder (HACK!) Hack up a boulder (HACK! HACK!)
Hack up a boulder (HACK! HACK! HACK!) Up a boulder

Now, one day, now I believe it was on a Tuesday, a man in a checkered double-knit suit drove up in a large El Dorado Cadillac, leased from BOB SPREEN

("Where the freeways meet in Downey!")

And he laid a HUGE, BULGING ENVELOPE right at the corner of CREIMY THE MOUNTAIN, that was right where his 'foot' was supposed to be.

Now, CREIMY THE MOUNTAIN, he couldn't believe it! All those postcards he'd posed for, for ALL OF THOSE YEARS, and finally, now, AT LAST, his Royalties!

Royalties! Royalties Royalties! Royalty check is in, honey!

Yes, CREIMY THE MOUNTAIN was RICH! Yes, and his eyeball-caves, they widened in amazement, and his jaw (which was a cliff), well it dropped thirty feet!

A bunch of dust puffed out! Rocks and boulders hacked up, (hack! hack!) crushing 'The LINCOLN'!

I gave him the money He acted real funny He hocked up a rock and It TOTALLED my car!

Oh, do you Know any trucks Might be bound for THE VALLEY?
I don't wanna stand here All night in this bar (Dear Lord)

I don't wanna stand here All night in this bar (No shit!)

I don't wanna stand here All night in this bar!

By two o'clock, when the bars are already closed down, CREIMY had broken 'THE BIG NEWS' to ETHELL. And with dust and boulders everywhere, CREIMY, choked with excitement, announced

"ETHELL, we're going on a VACATION!"

Yes, and they WERE going on a vacation! (Oh, and ETHELL, ETHELL, ETHELL, like every little woman, she of course was very excited! She creaked a little bit, and some old birds flew off of her.) CREIMY told ETHELL they were going to Yes! They were going to NEW YORK!

"ETHELL, we're going to New York!"

But first they were gonna stop in LAS VEGAS

It's off to LAS VEGAS to check out the lounges Pull a few handles,
And drink a few beers, (Oh, ETHELL!)

ETHELL, my darling, you know that I love you!
I'm glad we could have a Vacation this year! (Oh, NEET-O!)

Glad we could have a Vacation this year!

They left that night, crunchin' across the Mojave Desert their voices echoing through the canyons of your minds (POO-AAH!)

"ETHELL, wanna get a cuppa cawfee?"

(Howard Johnson's! Howard Johnson's!
Howard Johnson's! Howard Johnson's!)

"Ahhh! there's a HOWARD JOHNSONS! Wanna eat some CLAMS?"

The first noteworhty piece of real estate they destroyed was EDWARDS AIR FORCE BASE

And TO THIS VERY DAY, 'Wing Nuts' and Data Reduction Clerks alike, speak in reverent whispers about that fateful night when TEST STAND #1 and THE ROCKET SLED ITSELF (

Re:Congratulations you invented LOGO! by TheFakeTimCook · 2018-01-25 05:12 · Score: 1 · on Tim Cook: Coding Languages Were 'Too Geeky' For Students Until We Invented Swift (thestar.com)

To be fair, Apple BASIC had a nice onramp to assembly. You weren't going to make music, for example, without knowing a little about PEEK and POKE.

That prepared me to walk off a similar cliff from C to PC assembly a few years later. (I didn't notice I was walking on air until coworkers pointed it out.)

And it didn't hurt that the Apple ][ had a built-in 6502 mini-assembler!

*F666G FTW!!!

Here it is running on a later-model Apple //e, but it was actually in the ROMs of the original Apple ][.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

Re:2025 by penandpaper · 2018-01-25 04:56 · Score: 1 · on Trump Administration Wants To End NASA Funding For ISS By 2025 (theverge.com)

heh, whenever I see a Lone Ranger reference I am reminded of Airheads.

Re:Reading in LCDs confortable? by Anonymous Coward · 2018-01-25 04:44 · Score: 0 · on Apple's Getting Back Into the E-Books Fight Against Amazon (bloomberg.com)

Creimer also changed his homepage URL. If you click on the revised URL, it will take you to his YouTube page and then prompt you to subscribe to his channel.

creimer spam alert! by Anonymous Coward · 2018-01-25 04:33 · Score: -1 · on Apple's Getting Back Into the E-Books Fight Against Amazon (bloomberg.com)

Yes, believe it or not, creimer owns all the above sock puppet accounts. It is a mystery why Slashdot management tolerates it!

creimer wrote:

I don't bother with mod points. I'm doing something much more sinister. It took ten story submissions ? I'll have to double check the number ? to move cdreimer's karma from neutral to excellent without ever being exposed to the capricious mods. Mmmmmwwwwahahahahahahaha!

https://slashdot.org/comments....

Danger, Will Robinson, Danger! Creimy is posting more than 2 posts a day. Hurry! mod down otherwise /. will go to hell again!

Note: you can mod down even if already at -1 to lower karma and to prevent lost /. users to accidentally mod up.

creimer wrote:

All you need to do is find a website with a permissive TOS, say, Slashdot, create a Python script to scrape your own comments, sprinkle Amazon affiliate links in various posts, and then re-post past links whenever possible. Won't be long before you start making "coffee money" each month.

https://slashdot.org/comments....

C.D. Reimer is a renowned Slashdot collaborator, as he puts it himself; "Because of the quality of my posts and my article submissions, I'm a highly rated commentator and moderator."

But does anybody ever wondered what "C.D." stands for? Well, it stands for Creimy Dumpty of course!

Creimy Dumpty sat on the wall,
Creimy Dumpty had a great fall.
All the king's horses
And all the king's men
Couldn't put Creimy Dumpty
Together again.

Creimy's siblings video and theme song, very realistic, especially the pants, just like Creimy's:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

With "Vice President Pence Vowing US Astronauts Will Return To the Moon", we are sure they will need miracle workers up there, here is what it would look like. Note that Creimy takes care of bringing a lot of food to the moon as depicted below:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

Creimy's real pictures:
Before the sex change:
https://ibb.co/cc7Ddw
After the sex change:
https://ibb.co/gVad65

Creimy's "enterprise-level" chair, he talks about it all the time on slashdot:
http://www.keynamics.com/image...

Creimy's head, while his supervisor was talking to him, not with him

creimer spam alert! by Anonymous Coward · 2018-01-25 04:33 · Score: -1 · on Apple's Getting Back Into the E-Books Fight Against Amazon (bloomberg.com)

Yes, believe it or not, creimer owns all the above sock puppet accounts. It is a mystery why Slashdot management tolerates it!

creimer wrote:

I don't bother with mod points. I'm doing something much more sinister. It took ten story submissions ? I'll have to double check the number ? to move cdreimer's karma from neutral to excellent without ever being exposed to the capricious mods. Mmmmmwwwwahahahahahahaha!

https://slashdot.org/comments....

Danger, Will Robinson, Danger! Creimy is posting more than 2 posts a day. Hurry! mod down otherwise /. will go to hell again!

Note: you can mod down even if already at -1 to lower karma and to prevent lost /. users to accidentally mod up.

creimer wrote:

All you need to do is find a website with a permissive TOS, say, Slashdot, create a Python script to scrape your own comments, sprinkle Amazon affiliate links in various posts, and then re-post past links whenever possible. Won't be long before you start making "coffee money" each month.

https://slashdot.org/comments....

C.D. Reimer is a renowned Slashdot collaborator, as he puts it himself; "Because of the quality of my posts and my article submissions, I'm a highly rated commentator and moderator."

But does anybody ever wondered what "C.D." stands for? Well, it stands for Creimy Dumpty of course!

Creimy Dumpty sat on the wall,
Creimy Dumpty had a great fall.
All the king's horses
And all the king's men
Couldn't put Creimy Dumpty
Together again.

Creimy's siblings video and theme song, very realistic, especially the pants, just like Creimy's:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

With "Vice President Pence Vowing US Astronauts Will Return To the Moon", we are sure they will need miracle workers up there, here is what it would look like. Note that Creimy takes care of bringing a lot of food to the moon as depicted below:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

Creimy's real pictures:
Before the sex change:
https://ibb.co/cc7Ddw
After the sex change:
https://ibb.co/gVad65

Creimy's "enterprise-level" chair, he talks about it all the time on slashdot:
http://www.keynamics.com/image...

Creimy's head, while his supervisor was talking to him, not with him

Re: you won't have to pay extra for pornhub by slack_justyb · 2018-01-25 04:00 · Score: 1 · on AT&T Calls For Net Neutrality Laws After Fighting To End FCC Rules (engadget.com)

All those things ended quickly without requiring NN

No they didn't. Hell, just one example there. Comcast's bittorrent blocking. That literally took three years of dragging and threats from the FCC to actually resolve. It eventually ended with Comcast settling out of court to avoid class action and then they turned around and sued the FCC for over reach. THAT court case took another two years which eventually ended with the judge actually saying, Comcast is right. The FCC did over step their bounds because Comcast was not classified as Title II.

It's almost like NN is a solution in search of a problem

No, the Federal appeals court for the ninth district literally said, that the FCC did not have legal authority to stop any service provider from abusing their network without Title II classification. It wasn't a solution anyone wanted to go to, except every court case always ended with "Sorry FCC, without Title II, you have nothing unless Congress changes that." Congress didn't do anything and courts left very little wiggle room in their rulings.

I'm not trying to insult anyone here, but dang if it seems like no one can recall these court cases and how basically we all saw Title II coming. I mean in 2011, it was all but a foregone conclusion that ISPs were going to force the FCC to reclassify them as Title II. People even made jokes about it on USENET calling it "ISP chicken." I mean It's not like it was on Slashdot back in 2009. I mean crap, I'm not saying Title II is THE solution but damn if pretty much everyone around the FCC gave them next to zero options. So if there are only two valid choices I'm being given, 1. Title II or 2. ISP BS. I'll take option one. If anyone in the government wants to get off their lazy asses and make a third option, I'm all for it.

I mean if everyone is suffering from a bad case of hard to recall events, here's a video that goes over some of the highlights. Again, I'm not saying "Oh yeah we need Title II", but damn, there's not any other option out there to ensure that ISPs don't start pulling fuckery with their network, unless someone in Congress wants to change that.

I'm immediately reminded of by rsilvergun · 2018-01-25 03:46 · Score: 1 · on Study Links Decline In Teenagers' Happiness To Smartphones (pressherald.com)

this.

Re:The only downside I see to this ... by Mal-2 · 2018-01-24 21:27 · Score: 1 · on An AI-Powered App Has Resulted in an Explosion of Convincing Face-Swap Porn (vice.com)

Her sister on the other hand.

I think her name is Debra.

Bet it was really an ancient Porn Video by Anonymous Coward · 2018-01-24 17:10 · Score: 0 · on How a PhD Student Unlocked 1 Bitcoin Hidden In DNA (vice.com)

Though Star Trek made it much more boring.

Steve Jobs' comments on xerox are always relevant by shm · 2018-01-24 13:48 · Score: 1 · on Longtime Google Engineer Quits; Says Company Can No Longer Innovate, Is Mired in Politics, and Has Become Absolutely Competitor-Focused (medium.com)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

Re:Yep, partly because of U.S. immigration policy. by Anonymous Coward · 2018-01-24 11:58 · Score: 0 · on The US Drops Out of the Top 10 In Innovation Ranking (bloomberg.com)

Okay, but we are getting away from the point here.

No, he's on point by providing examples where you are wrong.

Comparing the US to other countries is pointless.

No it isn't. It's a very meaningful comparison, as we can objectively measure each country to verify if he's actually right or wrong.

As opposed you seemingly comparing US to some arbitrary standard in your head, which is subjective. You can say anything, but we can't verify it. You're not even wrong

What matters is if it was great for people living in the US in the 20th century, and I think that clearly for a lot of people it wasn't.

Again, that's not even wrong. How much is "a lot" of people? What is "great"? They're subjective unverifiable statements.

It's all very well saying that the system was a meritocracy, but that kinda sucked if you couldn't apply because of your gender or could only attend the badly funded schools because of your skin colour.

Compared to what? Other countries weren't that much better, if at all.

That's the problem with MAGA

No, the problem with MAGA is that "great" means different things to different people, even people like you who oppose Trump. You think it means things that the US never had so you can make your posts, while somebody who buys into the message thinks it means something else.

There is no meaningful discussion to be had when you have yet to establish what any of the words mean and how you would measure it. As is, you are just arguing over nothing

Rothchild JEW bankers' methods by Anonymous Coward · 2018-01-24 09:47 · Score: 0 · on NSA Deletes 'Honesty' and 'Openness' From Core Values (theintercept.com)

Jews believe this of all they call goyim/gentiles (any non-jew): Jews = biggest racists of all (for which they "jew guilt" you for no less! They're hypocrites known as thieves all thru history or were Argentines in the 1940 under Perrone, Spanish inquistion & Spain 1492 (Christopher Columbus the jew https://duckduckgo.com/?q=%22C... sailed to the US for them to create it), France (1306), Egypt (despoiled/robbed by jews), Arabs (pre & post 1948), England (1330 Edward longshanks), Romans under titus, Russia pogroms and Germany who got rid of them from their nations nazi german's too? No. Driven into DESERTS ages ago! Don't wonder why after all those exilings above. Should anyone doubt any of this see Jacob Javits' crony Rosenthal spill the beans on it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4zMVZ8HnFI/ where he called all Christianity fools for helping Israel and the biggest scam of all time per their beliefs below from their Talmud. This is the province of the synagogue of Satan (Khazar/Pharisees whom Jesus Christ himself kicked to the curb out of the temple & they killed him for it. Jeremiah did the same to them also + the Essenes could not stand them either breaking away from the pharisee corruption):

Maria Abramovic satanist spirit cooker pal of Hillary Clinton the Voodoo queen is a jew https://www.google.com/search?... just like Hillary Clinton's mentor Saul Alinsky author of rules for radicals book dedicated to Lucifer

"Most Jews do not like to admit it, but our god is Lucifer â" so I wasnâ(TM)t lying â" and we are his chosen people. Lucifer is very much aliveâ Harold Rosenthal http://www.thetruthseeker.co.u...

Jewish rabbi openly admits to satan worship use white children's blood they kill for passover bread, infiltrating and subverting the catholic church, creating the Jesuit order https://www.youtube.com/watch?... and https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

Barbara Spectre, a jew, tells everyone it's jews orchestrating the muslim migrant problem in Europe https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFE0qAiofMQ/ . No migrant raping of women in Poland. Tons in Sweden. Do the math. Use common-sense. This is to get muslims and other goyim/gentiles to wipe one another out as incompatible cultures that will clash and always have.

Rabbi A. Finkelstein ADMITS their greatest enemies are ARABS and WHITES (blacks too) whom they wish to kill one another in a 'theater of war' which they find AMUSING https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

Finkelstein also admits JEWS DID 9/11 https://www.youtube.com/watch?... profiting by it (and that 3,000 jews employed there did not show up for work that day knowing about it beforehand).

Finkelstein also admits JEWS are going to destroy the U.S. Dollar and dumping it for other world currencies and gold to destroy the United States.

George Soros who funds groups to create division in the USA?? A jew. One who sold his own jew people into death for the nazis. Zucker @ CNN is another frying publicly for lying about "russians" and John Bonifield a producer @ CNN said it is bs. Van Jones did also.

What World-famous Men have said About the Jews https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4MYPzKNQUE0/

Bernie Madoff (who made off with everyone's money, especially construction union pensions)