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  1. Re:Welcome! by Oligonicella on Fruit Flies Show Spark of Free Will · · Score: 1

    Unless you're going to interject some supernatural force -- always assumed on faith, never evidence -- then, yes, physics can explain things. But, there is a huge leap from understanding physices (what is understood) and presuming that a comprehensive model can be developed of a system with tetra volumes of information.

    People often mistake that volume as the supernatural. Any presumption of something superior is just god of the gaps, of which the whole solipsism thing is just a godless version.

    Solipsism is a cannard which can be exposed by simply asking why a solipsist needs to ask others how they can prove they exist. Or that you need a language (and need to speak/write it proficiently enough to be understood) begs the idea that everything is brain container contents. No, the physical world is real.

    There is just as significant a leap of logic and faith to presume that because you cannot directly experience the thoughts of others (you can directly experience the world, that's what nerves are all about) that none save yourself actually exist.

    Here's an experiment you can do to prove beyond a shadow that the world exists. Take yourself, a chair, a hammer and a not-so-good friend; sit with your eyes closed imagining a benign world as your not-so munches the back of your skull with said hammer. You will no longer argue the idea that the world is simply some mental construct of yours. Easy.

  2. Re:Ownership Society by Anonymous Coward on Congress May Outlaw 'Attempted Piracy' · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I believe the only important division here is the "geek" and "non geek" classes. Our current society is ever more at the mercy of "technocrats" of all walks of life, encrusted in every field, and I'm afraid there only so much lordering that can be done over us, for we hold all the keys, all the usable knowledge, we are, for all intents and purposes, like the academia, privilegded a priori, unlike our current ruling classes. We are all noble scoundrels, in our godlessness divided not so much by morality but by circumstance, and as such it is unlikely leading geeks under one banner, but unwiser to exclude them from dream of class mobility and their pipe dream of a Star Trek reality. /me lays down the pipe.

  3. Re:Somehow... by Caffeinate on Botnet Mafia in Online Turf War · · Score: 1

    Organized e-crime is what we're talking about here. e-organized crime is mobsters using Blackberries to arrange hits.

  4. Re:Microsoft Is Like America. by Anonymous Coward on Why Doesn't Microsoft Have A Cult Religion? · · Score: 0

    Except the "godless" who were put to death.

  5. Re:STILL no audio fast forward. by Caffeinate on Xbox 360 Spring 2007 Dashboard Update Hands-On · · Score: 1

    I believe (although I'm not at home to test this) that the 360 audio player works much like a CD player - holding down the track forward button will FF and track back will rewind.

  6. The TERROR of AN ATHEIST WORLD! by Anonymous Coward on Spy Chief Hints At Limits On Satellite Photos · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    Ever wonder what life would be like in a world where atheism was the dominant religion? Wonder no more! Thanks to newly discovered Prayer Technologies we can glimpse into what life would be like in a godless world.
    Let's take a look:


    ATHIEST KID: Mom, I'm going to go fuck a hooker.
    ATHIEST MOM: Okay, son.
    ATHIEST KID: Afterwards, I'm going to go smoke pot with my friends, since it's "not addictive."
    ATHIEST MOM: Okay, come home soon!

    The athiest kid leaves the room. The father comes home from work several minutes later.

    ATHIEST DAD: Hey!
    ATHIEST MOM: Hi, honey! I'm pregnant again. I guess I'll just get another abortion, since "fetuses don't count as human life."
    ATHIEST DAD: Okay, get as many abortions as you want!
    ATHIEST MOM: Oh, and don't go in the bedroom.
    ATHIEST DAD: Why not?
    ATHIEST MOM: There are two gay men fucking eachother in there.
    ATHIEST DAD: Why are they here?
    ATHIEST MOM: I wanted to watch them do it for awhile. They just aren't finished yet.
    ATHIEST DAD: Okay, that's fine with me!

    Suddenly, their neighbor runs into the house.

    ATHIEST NEIGHBOR: Come quick, there's a Christian outside!
    ATHIEST MOM: We'll be right there!

    The athiest couple quickly put on a pair of black robes and hoods. They then exit the house, and run into the street, where a Christian is nailed to a large, wooden X. He is being burned alive. A crowd of athiests stand around him, all wearing black robes and hoods.

    RANDOM ATHIEST: Damn you, Christian! We hate you! We claim to be tolerant of all religions. But we really hate your's! That's because we athiests are hypocritical like that! Die, Christian!

    THE END

    Scary, isn't it! Thank god we live in a christian nation, run by god-fearing republicans. Praise be to Jesus!

  7. what life would be like in an ATHEIST WORLD: by Anonymous Coward on Analysts Call IBM Layoff Estimates "Hogwash" · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Ever wonder what life would be like in a world where atheism was the dominant religion? Wonder no more! Thanks to newly discovered Prayer Technologies we can glimpse into what life would be like in a godless world.
    Let's take a look:


    ATHIEST KID: Mom, I'm going to go fuck a hooker.
    ATHIEST MOM: Okay, son.
    ATHIEST KID: Afterwards, I'm going to go smoke pot with my friends, since it's "not addictive."
    ATHIEST MOM: Okay, come home soon!

    The athiest kid leaves the room. The father comes home from work several minutes later.

    ATHIEST DAD: Hey!
    ATHIEST MOM: Hi, honey! I'm pregnant again. I guess I'll just get another abortion, since "fetuses don't count as human life."
    ATHIEST DAD: Okay, get as many abortions as you want!
    ATHIEST MOM: Oh, and don't go in the bedroom.
    ATHIEST DAD: Why not?
    ATHIEST MOM: There are two gay men fucking eachother in there.
    ATHIEST DAD: Why are they here?
    ATHIEST MOM: I wanted to watch them do it for awhile. They just aren't finished yet.
    ATHIEST DAD: Okay, that's fine with me!

    Suddenly, their neighbor runs into the house.

    ATHIEST NEIGHBOR: Come quick, there's a Christian outside!
    ATHIEST MOM: We'll be right there!

    The athiest couple quickly put on a pair of black robes and hoods. They then exit the house, and run into the street, where a Christian is nailed to a large, wooden X. He is being burned alive. A crowd of athiests stand around him, all wearing black robes and hoods.

    RANDOM ATHIEST: Damn you, Christian! We hate you! We claim to be tolerant of all religions. But we really hate your's! That's because we athiests are hypocritical like that! Die, Christian!

    THE END

    Scary, isn't it! Thank god we live in a christian nation, run by god-fearing republicans. Praise be to Jesus!

  8. Re:Figures by Caffeinate on Cold Fusion Gets a Boost From the US Navy · · Score: 1

    Love, Anna. You do realize that by posting that a) you've just blown the minds of several people who just came to the startling realization that there are women on /. and b) they're now convinced that you love them and are messaging their friends and telling them they have a girlfriend.

    (I kid, but it is fun to stereotype sometimes).
  9. Yeah it sucks... by FatSean on IBM to Lay Off Half of Global Services Division · · Score: 1

    But that's how American Business is done! "at-will" employment anyone? Businesses need to be agile more than ever to please the jerk-off shareholders. They can't afford to lose money keeping non-optimal people employed if priorities shift, etc... You will likely get another job...but it seems the days of long-term employment are going away.

    I'm not saying it's right, but that's what we have going on in the USA today. I think we need a little more government in our business than we've been having...shift the balance back to the regular people...but I've been called a godless commie so who knows :D

  10. Re:No thank you. by Caffeinate on The Internet of Things - What is a Spime? · · Score: 1

    I don't have a problem with google knowing where car key number 0A:93:67:22:FE:A4:12:E4 is. I'm sorry, don't you mean key number 09:F9:11:02:9D:74:E3:5B:D8:41:56:C5:63:56:88:C0?
  11. Re:Besides... by Caffeinate on The Internet of Things - What is a Spime? · · Score: 3, Funny

    Or had a really good time. I suppose it could go either way . . . To: The World
    Fr: Caffeinate

    This is the only time that the phrases "go either way" and "good time" are to ever be combined.

    That is all.
  12. Re:Things like this are easy to fix. by Caffeinate on Google's Evil NDA · · Score: 1

    These are not the droids you are looking for.

  13. Re:If you think that is evil by Caffeinate on Google's Evil NDA · · Score: 1

    Hey, I work at one of these Wall Street firms and . . . wait, what was that noise . . . OH MY GOD, GET OFF ME!

    *banging, crashing*

    ****SESSION TERMINATED****

  14. Re:Next terrorist act: Cops and Robbers by Lithdren on Student Arrested for Making Videogame Map of School · · Score: 1

    Soon we will be seeing children in kindergarten being arrested for playing 'Cops and Robbers' or 'Cowboys and Indians' on school grounds.

    Little Timmy: bew bew! I got ya joe!
    Little Joe: Urg! Allah Ahkabar!
    Little Paranoid Teacher: What are you kids doing!?
    Little Timmy: We're playing 'Religious Prosecution'
    Little Joe: Im commiting Jahad!
    Little Timmy: Im running a religious Crusade against the godless!
    Little Paranoid Teacher: Well..just be sure to keep it down.
  15. Re:that's OK by Doctor+Memory on Soldiers Can't Blog Without Approval · · Score: 1

    This is the only parallel they see with Vietnam as of now Um, so the fact that they're fighting a guerrilla war against a people with more than a few hundred years of internicene infighting didn't register? Or are we supposed to feel better because we're not going up against "Godless Communists", and instead we're facing peoples who have made a hobby of putting the smack down on Christians since about the sixth century?

    I'm just waiting for Iraq to become "pacified". Then we can have them play North Vietnam, and Iran can play South Vietnam, and it'll really be like the old days!
  16. Re:No extortion ever, then! by EsbenMoseHansen on Death Knell For DDoS Extortion? · · Score: 1

    fanatics might attack because they think the act will give them some other reward. For instance, if we take a purely hypothetical example, religious fanatics might be told by their Pastor to attack the web site of some godless politician

    Right on. Richard Dawkins (noted Atheist) has a forum which was DoS not long ago (the DoS'er bragged about it too, on their own forum). Sad, really. The forum stayed up, but was slow, so it wasn't that bad. T

  17. Re:Falling does not kill you by Anonymous Coward on Treating the Dead · · Score: 0
    "I appear to be support-challenged...Aiiiieeeeeee!" (splat)

    - And there we see yet another example of liberal attempts to overcome the laws of physics.

    Will these godless Communists never learn?

    ---- R. Limbaugh, Scientist

  18. Re:No extortion ever, then! by fermion on Death Knell For DDoS Extortion? · · Score: 2, Interesting
    No, by this logic it means that few would conduct such attacks for money. However we know that people conduct attacks for many other reasons. The assumption that attacks occur only for direct cash rewards results in miscalculations that cause significant holes in security systems and can even start wars.

    On the relative benign side we know that people crack security just to see if it can be done, to test their wits against a verified expert. On the less benign side, fanatics might attack because they think the act will give them some other reward. For instance, if we take a purely hypothetical example, religious fanatics might be told by their Pastor to attack the web site of some godless politician so the preferred candidate might have a better chance of winning and installing other fanatics in traditionally secular positions. Such attacks would have a defined timeframe, and therefore predictable costs and risk, and win or lose, would have at least have a terroristic effect. Such an attack would be clearly logical, profitable, and effective.

  19. Re:This will all work fine by Caffeinate on Lip-Reading Surveillance Cameras · · Score: 1

    When I question Government I'm called a "Liberal" or "Paranoid". Luckily, it's only in the US that "Liberal" is an insult . . .
  20. Re:Solution by Caffeinate on Lip-Reading Surveillance Cameras · · Score: 1

    Quick and dirty solution: Pig Latin. Oday ouyay inkthay atthay theay itishBray olicepay an'tcay terpretinay igpay atinlay?